Poorly describe a video games and others try to guess what it is, I'll start.
>murder and pillage to fuel your sim city fantasies
>grape jizz is lifeblood
>everything takes forever
Also try to accompany maymays
>>690349333
checked. also clash of clans nigga
>>690349333
>ifunny
>>690349509
>also try to accompany maymays
That's not how you start a thread like this, OP.
>>690349984
Sorry famalama
> Take capital loan
> Imprison animals
> Build masterpiece and have a kid throw garbage at it
>fuck everything
>kill everything
>open chests like its the hardest shit in the world
>>690349937
Good shit
try this on for size
>faggot kid want's to die
>father won't let the waste of organic matter die
>hi-jinks issue
>>690350289
Zoo simulator?
>>690350372
God of War
>>690350634
Correct-o
>on the high seas
>fugging cannons and swordfights
>dance with women
>gotta catch dat sneaky rayomundo
>>690350574
Heavy rain?
>>690350825
nope
>>690350747
Correct
>Be journalist
>Insane asylum goes to hell
>Cheap jumpscares
>G H O S T
>>690350799
Black flag
>let you take choices
>evey choice ends in death
>>690351057
until dawn?
or dragon's lair
>>690351008
Outlast
>>690351143
hint is that it really doesn't have a plot, and that is just what happens
>>690351057
Mass effect
>New game
>Abandoned house
>A N D R E
>"Welcome to the family, kid"
>>690351049
nope, its way older
>>690351057
walking dead season 1?
>>690351300
RE7's demo
>Be 10
>Told to gather stones by a tree
>Newfags can't do related
>>690351057
FUCK YOU ME3
>>690351300
Checkd
>>Animal enslavement
>>Purple jizz monster makes everything reproduce
>>Adults hunting down children
>>690351562
Kinda feels like the new god of war
>>690351810
Pokémon
>wear night vision goggles everywhere
>>690349333
>Nazis blitzkrieg out of nowhere
>We had a deal.jpg
>Fuck nazis into oblivion
>>690349333
how about this
>be edgelord
>die
>come back with rad sword
>kill shit
> be genetically augmented super soldier named Master Chief
> fight on a ring world called Halo
> fight a lot of aliens
>>690352685
Metro: Last Light?
>>690353472
Battlefield?
>>690352316
Splinter Cell?
>>690353472
call of duty?
>Get Shot
>Kill Dude
>FIght at Dam
>>690351562
LOZ OOT
>>690350574
Who's your daddy?
>>690354139
fallout new vegas nigger
>>690351562
Very clearly 2001: A Time Ocarina
>>690354246
YOU FUCKING GOT IT NIGGER
>>690351057
Telltale's game of thrones
>carry your pipe in the streets
>blazin' it everywhere can't see shit for all your smoke
>trippin' balls looks like monsters everywhere
>forgot where to meet your gf
>>690352685
HOI 4
>>690353472
Halo?
Be Slav
Work with cousin
Kill shit
Lot's of stealing cars
>>690354259
Winner
>Be Dude
>Zombies
>Fight Tentacles
>Fight Baby
>Sleep
>be god
>make a penis monster
>penis monster conquers all
>>690354344
Hardcore Henry
>roll up with your cousins
>pickin' up people everywhere
>street sweeping
>literally on top of the world
>>690354645
Isaac
>>690354704
spore?
>>690354645
Half Life?
>>690354797
Nope
>>690354704
Persona 3
>>690354603
gta
>>690354878
Yes
>>690354713
nope.avi
>>690354481
wrong. its actually my minecraft server of a halo mod i built
>>690354603
Minecraft
>>try to attack someone
>>get fucked by a robot who only sits still
>>have a lot of porn made about you
>>690354890
Which one nigger?
>>690355176
overwatch
>>690355057
Fuck nigger you got me gg
>>690349333
Angry Furries,
Floating Chocolate,
Movie Humor
>>690355226
damn right
>>690349333
>be kid
>dog is kidnapped
>shoot monsters with magic powers
>AMIGO!
>Florida
>Blood
>Vietnam
>Drugs
>
>>690355278
Killer 7
>>690355505
League of Legends
>>690351057
Walking dead
>>690354704
Gotta be spore
>>690355763
Possible, but not the one I thought of
>>690355763
nope not league
>be rats
>rats hate cats
>rats try to kill cats
>fine, but how we make it?
>>690355980
bad rats
>>690355980
Is this the herpies of Steam?
>>690355647
Sounds kinda like farcry 3
>hard choices
>get /fit/
>balls
>>690356066
Wrong
>>690354191
bingo
>>690355980
spec ops: the line
>be edgy edglordsson
>gather party of lolis
>invade your weaponry
>prepare to feel in 100 hours
you shoot the terrorists
>start with a city on big map full of npcs and players
>build walls, buildings, farms etc
>everyone else is attacking lvl 10 npcs while you build your defences
>7 day safe period is up and everyone spams you until you have nothing left
>repeat.
>>690355647
Hotline Miami 2?
>super powered hitler holding a dildo
>>690351385
monkey island
>>690356266
broforce
>>690356457
Dragon's Crown
>Running from rebels
>Every roleplaying choice results in loss of crew
>Requires immense luck
>>690352316
Splinter cell fam
>>690356559
FTL?
>Half baked plot
>Hot companion
>Constants and variables
>Almost worse ending than ME3
>>690356457
Saints row
>>690356655
bingo
>>690356857
Bioshock infinite
>Fanbase is cancer
>Great soundtrack
Good luck
>Competitively race to become the fastest snow-like creature
>Extremely racist track
>One of the best racers I've ever played
>>690357018
Guys are good at this
>ffa fuck each other up action
>collect three to ultimate
>wreak havoc
>>690357219
Undertale
>apocalypse, underground cause monsters
>shoot monters
>go somewhere else
>shoot monsters
>CYKA BLYAT
>>690357219
crypt of the necrodancer?
>>690354344
>be wooden
>want to fuck everything
>can't because you always have a headache
>a couple times along the way you very indirectly fuck a couple things
reposted with different clues because no one got it rip me :C
>>690350799
Sid Meier's Pirates! is the guess.
>>690357483
CotN has no fanbase, sadly
>>690356378
Evony? Fuck its been years since i touched that shit
>guy
>aliens appear
>must escape lab
>Feds now hate him
>>690357420
Blaze it. Also correct
>>690357477
Stalker?
>>690357420
this has to be correct
>>690357219
Wow?
>>690357720
Goddamn, didn't even notice
>>690349333
fire, water, wind samanosuke! Gimme those souls chachachacha
>>690357258
>>690357372
Anyone have ideas to these?
>>690357636
Yup, i was 100% sure no one would get that.
>>690357878
resident evil: weeaboo edition
>>690357564
Has to be it. I was gonna guess it as well.
>>690357258
...is this SSX Tricky?
>>690357372
Thrill Kill? I figuratively have no idea.
>>690358019
nah but almost
>>690357950
Yeah, especially with the volume of shitty rehashes of those games being produced today. Been a while, though.
>>690358231
I'll give you a hint. A. no to either guess, B, They were both dreamcast games.
>>690354603
GTA 4, Nico Bellic
>space slap
>pimping involved in this slap
>friend got dragged by truck
>incidentally wearing Ninja outfit
>>690357770
Nope.
>>690358178
Very old game, but as soon as it said swords and dancing with bitches; its gotta be.
>>690357682
halflife?
>Approve or disapprove slavs based on arbitrary traits
>Decide whether your uncle really needs his medicine when you want the heating on tonight.
>>690358772
Paper's Please
>>690358688
Dubs confirm
>be dirty spic
>blow up island gooks
>original game cash new game is shit
>fly jets and shit
>4 player game
>Can kill rampage of innocents, but penalized
>Many skills and perks
>Ninjas and Tanks
>Hardware that breaks constantly
>Around 15 different characters
>>690358998
Just Cause.
>>690359234
Payday2
>faraway planet
>clone that chases you
>>690359287
Deeeyum doeee
>>690355505
No one got this?
>>690359340
Hell yeah. I could've given it away with
>DLC
>>690357477
metro last light faggot
>>690355505
Heart of Darkness?
>>690359537
the
>Hardware that breaks constantly
>Around 15 different characters
Gave it away
>Start in wagon
>go to get head cut
>sudden interruption before head cut off
>town destroyed
>fus RO DAH!
>>690359666
Skyrim nigga
>>690359563
Da.
>>690359666
Checked
>>690359627
Shit, I shoulda said. "Did ya miss me, ya wankas?" Ez.
>super steroids man in space
>>690350799
Check'd. Also dats fucking sid meyer's pirates
>>690359666
Way too easy. Begone from this place Satan
>>690359947
Halo
Force, Balance, Push
all im giving you guys
>too many japanese schoolkids
>locked in a school
>murder each other
>OBJECTION
>>690360041
Skyrim, again
>>690360041
Kerbal space program
>>690349333
>be undead
>kill bosses because told to
>burns or just walk away
>run around as an escaped prisoner
>kill people and rob them of their possessions
>Debatably most realistic FPS
>Small community
>Was shown in a movie with a dog as a main character
>Modern FPS
>ADS is essential to hit people.
>"Reinforcements have arrived!"
>>690360182
Skyrim for like the 3rd time.
>>690360180
DarkSouls
>die
>git gud
undead
chests attack you
poise turned off
>>690357878
Onimusha 3: Demon Siege, mah compatriot of African lineage.
>>690360619
dark souls 3
>>690360573
soulsborne series
>have daughter
>spend all of your time looking for her
>have to fight the niggers that are after her
>escaped convict
>go to space
>shoot him with pizza
>be Australian
>throw boomerangs at boxes
>find honeycomb
>rescue a bush
>>690360875
lisa?
> Demonic Shoulder-blade snakes
> Demon Monkey Pissing On Dead Bodies
> Ripping Bodies Apart
>>690360875
The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt
>>690349333
>Be scientist
>make robot
>robot kills boyfriend
>crisis of the spirit and mind
>outer space everywhere
>70% movie cutscenes over gameplay
>giant robots
>was to be 6, stopped at 3
>fuck you, ninfuckdo
>>690361289
Correct. Just finished it actually, starting the dlc.
>luckiest day of your life
>whatsthecatch.jpeg
>scammed, now we have your family
>??????
>profit
>>690360111
Dangan Ronpa?
>>690353375
Devil may cry?
>>690361232
The Darkness 2
>>690360111
Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney
>no dialogue
>lots of sand
>>690362261
Correct
>>690358455
Saints Row series?
>>690362316
Journey
>>690361291
Ratchet and Clank?
>>690362316
From dust
>>690362012
On point
>>690362272
Close, but no
>start at some shoreline
>zombies are a minor annoyance after a while
>every player sucks ass
>canned beans
>find guns and gear
>worst developers ever.
>bald guy
>opera music
>little girls
>shooting other little girls
>lazers
>HOLYSHITHOWTHEFUCKDOIDODGETHATSHIT
>>690361074
Ty the Tasmanian Tiger?
>>690362384
Yep
>>690362480
Were talking about games, not your sex life nigga.
>>690362473
DayZ? DeadIsland?
>>690362568
Correct!
>>690362519
any korean shooter?
>>690362473
The walking dead michonne
>>690362473
Dead Island
OR
How to Survive
>>690362399
Nope.
>>690362682
Dayz yup
>>690362708
Not korean
Need a specific one
>wake up inside a tree with a floating ball that talks
>go through bigger tree to fight a bigger tree
>rewarded with rock
>space ninjas
>factions are really just different enemies
>our solar system
>500 hours in you get to create your character
>>690362827
Legend Of Zelda Ocorina Of Time?
>fly planes
>gay cheesy dialogue
>>690362827
Legend of Zelda OoT
>>690362919
Warframe
>>690359376
Third GameCube Metroid?
>East Coast Racer
>Now races on the West Coast
>dangerous place
>explosives everywhere
>use numbers
>epic sunglasses
>>690362944
>>690362989
Too easy?
>gay plumber and his brother
>gay plumber is rip
>gay green brother must save from ghosts
>>690363148
Midnight Club: LA
>>690363285
Just a bit, try harder next time.
>can only play online
>$200 controller required
>>690363437
Lugi's Mansion
>>690363437
Mario; Luigi's Mansion?
>>690363455
Correct
>>690354767
Beautiful katamari?
>>690362919
I'm thinking Warframe, ending on Second Dream quest by your description.
>wake up a freak
>become a cannibal to survive
>fuck the government
>be friends with a scientist
>breathtakingisn'tit?.jpeg
>some dude steals scientist's book
>solve some puzzles
>trap the thief forever
>Game about zombies
>No fucking zombies
>>690363753
DayZ Standalone?
>>690363753
DayZ?
>blades
>hoods
>cut scenes
>eagles
>>690363794
Yup
>>690363809
Assassin's Creed?
>>690363134
Very close, it's metroid fusion.
> Mass Effect dialogue choice
>Alien Shooter
>>690363858
: ^ )
>u.s. army guys
>no back up
>mind fucks aplenty
>sand
>>690350289
Zoo Tycoon
>Boom boom
>Pow pow
>*little kids screaming*
>In space m8
>>690363969
Spec ops the line?
>>690363969
Crisis?
>>690363969
Spec Ops: The Line?
>>690363809
Assassin's Creed
>>690363969
Spec Ops: The Line?
>>690363753
Left 4 Dead? Technically they're "infected"
>>690364144
no m8
>>690363673
Prototype?
>>690364144
With a zombie virus
>>690357372
Power Stone
>>690364221
yeah
fuck i didn't thinkanyone would get it
>Rob shit
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>DLC
>>690364351
PAYDAY2
>>690364351
Payday 2 again
>>690349333
>kid from new york
>beats morbidly obese man to death with baseball bat
>french people don't actually surrender
>>690364351
Any EA game
>Mike Hammer
>But you're an electrician
If you've ever played it this one should be ezpz
>>690364351
Payday: The Heist
>Take over the world as Ulm
>>690353472
Overwatch.
>play as a black man
>now a black little girl
>now a black lady
>zombies
>>690364419
I feel like I should know this
>better nerf greninja
>Crash plane
>Cannibals everywhere
>1 white haired person is missing
>you have white hair to
>Constantly trying to find white hair person
>You track them down and kill some nigger togeather
>>690364563
Melee
>>690364566
Forest.
>>690364534
Walking dead?
>>690364566
The Forest
>>690364534
One of the Rez Evils, the one with niggers
>>690364566
The Forest
>>690364534
The Walking Dead
>>690364566
The Forest
>>690364566
The forest
>>690364594
Witcher
>>690364646
fuck you got it
>>690364594
Fucking Witcher 3 again
>>690364073
>>690364079
>>690364117
Yes. That game is so underrated. It never got the love it deserved.
>>690364076
Nope.
>>690364566
The Forest
>2D puzle platformer
>Well, kinda 2D anyway
>Dev's an asshole
>>690364753
Fez
>>690364753
Spore?
>>690364753
FEZ?
>play as western man
>kill people
>fucking die
>play as son
>>690364753
FEZ
>>690364845
RDR
>>690364753
Fez
>>690364624
Kek, you nigger.
>>690364845
Red Dead: Redemption
>I'm alive (?)
>wtf all of these zombies
>"here have some of my arm you bastard"
>ok now I can die
>>690364845
RED DEAD REDEMPTION
>>690364845
Red Dead Redemption
>>690364928
Bioshock 2?
>Kid friendly Dark Souls
>Cooking Mama
>Epic Shreds on a mountain
>>690364892
I should describe it worse for now on
>Chose fate
>Spawn
>Run and gun
>Enemy gets glowing weapons
>Die
>Start from beginning
>>690364419
No ones gotten mine yet, I win thread
>>690365022
Nope, think of an older game
>>690365030
Guitar Hero 3
>Rome
>Murder spree
>"Next generation"
>Shit combat
>emotionless cunt
>world ending ala Majora's Mask
>Trainride secret ending
>fuck my son and wife died
>fuck I died
>now im a ghost
>kill everything for my ghost friend
>turn evil
>>690365030
Monster hunter
>>690365099
Actually Mine is older I win
here
>>690363892
>>690365223
RISE: DISAPPOINTMENT OF ROME
>>690365223
Rise
>>690363502
Any racing sim
>>690365223
RYSE: Son of Rome
>>690365280
>>690365166
no
hint: Very recent
>>690365223
Phantasy Star 3?
>>690365290
>>690365099
Yeah but at least people attempted yours
See: mine >>690364437
>>690350574
Fallout 3?
>2d Fighter
>Toxic community
>Fuckingspam.gif
>f2p
A little harder
>>690365600
Good point. Nice win.
>>690362480
Hitman, obvi
Also, Ave Maria is not an opera piece
>>690365703
>Update
Brawlhalla
>>690365535
Nope
Ryse son of rome
>Yes
Begin game with about 10 people, build some farms and houses, dont want them to die, eventually the population grows and you cant keep up with food production. Oh well
>>690359626
yes
>>690365771
When... is this update...
>Have awesome new powers
>Killed because you shouldn't have them
>Fast forward
>You can't die
>Chase the bad guy
>A lot
>>690364928
Walking dead?
>>690365867
Slime rancher?
>>690365846
Facade
>>690365894
Computer shit itself, no idea why it's there.
