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>>690346132
Every liberal anti gun fuckwad reposts this all over social media
1/2
>>690346486
Homie looks like he busted out of Auschwitz.
>>690346350
>>690346249
Are these real things or satire?
>>690346733
typical lolfag
being attracted to girls named "madison", what a shit tier name.
>>690346249
this is the sort of shit that makes me wanna shoot myself
>>690346350
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
>>690346775
With these things you can always hope that they are fake and even try to convince yourself that they are. However, there's always going to be that small hint of doubt and concern that it's real.
Anybody have the one where some beta is texting a girl saying she's the girl of his dreams and she responds "fuck off" with a picture of some dude fucking her from behind
Reminder to discipline your children so they don't end up in threads like this.
>>690346293
That's pro gun...
>>690346947
I lol'd. Thanks, Anon.
Bald British guy slapping his head for 9 minutes because he believes his neighbors are zapping his brain with voodoo powers.
https://youtu.be/13Jv-cGjYUE
>>690347281
How?
>>690347442
Because it's implying that guns are not the problem, they are simply a tool, that a gun isn't the cause for violence. This is a common pro-gun argument.
>>690346947
>"Ah, yes, the scientists are at it again..."
>>690347442
The pro gun statement is guns dont kill people, people kill people right?
>>690346249
>scatlas
>>690347638
Fuckin Harpie Queen. I bet that's his waifu.
>>690347840
Is that Cliff Burton?
>>690346132
https://youtu.be/gPyYsyry_f4
>>690347808
Are you an idiot? If that were the case, it would show a knife sitting there and another panel with a person holding the knife meaning the knife is useless on it's own.
THIS is showing a person trying to cut a tomato with their hand meaning the person is useless without the knife. In other words, if we take away guns, people can't kill each other.
Here's some ylyl for you
>>690346132
>>690348580
What? The slogan is guns don't kill people, people kill people. You can understand how that is a pro-gun statement correct? I'm not saying it's a very powerful image, but that is obviously what it's trying to get across.
>>690348580
The whole point is that people will find a way to kill eachother even without guns, why would there be a panel of the knife being useless on its own, no one is implying that an inanimate object can kill someone without being used by someone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR0hNTPZSZA
>>690346293
>>690348580
>>690348924
>Taking satire seriously.
What an appropriate thread.
>>690348793
Wrong thread for that inbred ape
>>690348853
>>690349091
>no one is implying that an inanimate object can kill someone without being used by someone.
Liberals do it frequently.
>>690348823
>He is also bi
>>690348924
>>690349091
That's what the slogan originally means... Try looking at the damn image. It's reversing the point.
>>690346249
Ok when I first started reading it I was like ok its just some stupid fart fetish drawing with characters and dialogue but when I started reading to the right and saw that its a whole deviant art page I think I almost shit myself
>>690349694
>almost shit myself
pun intended?
>>690349694
Was that meant to be a joke at the end?
>>690348793
lulz!
>>690349266
Damn what a bitch.
>>690346529
Jesus Christ this stupid bitch gave me the hardest boner
>>690349846
Actually no
>>690349777
Nice trips
>>690347253
she has such nice feet though, are you retarded?
>>690349206
That dude is such a faggot
>>690347191
that watermark is cringe
>>690349270
>hurr librals hurr
>dey taek my jorbs
>dey taek my gunz
>LABRALS
You're a myopic little faggot, aren't you?
>>690350515
what a dumb faggot
>>690346529
What a dumb whore.
>Any attraction a woman gives to a man is a social construct
You know that bitch didn't go her whole life not liking at least one dick
>>690350599
At least I'm not gay.
>>690350219
are YOU retarded?
>>690350593
People don't deserve to be friends with animals.
>>690348580
He still did a number on that tomatoe without a knife
>>690346132
>>777777777
>>690350929
I sincerely hope this is just a troll
>>690350515
And he got mad puss.
>>690346132
>>690346293
Someone should make a version of this where a knife is cutting a tomato on its own.
>>690347191
This one anon?
>>690347191
This is ylyl not cringe
BTW
>kek'd
>>690346350
>>690346775
>>690347044
do you see that guy? definitely not satire, fam.
>>690347207
underrated post
>>690347442
How fucking stupid are you? Seriously?
>>690348075
Yessir it is!
>>690350593
I can't even... just... fucking what?
>>690350960
U r
>>690349091
>>690348924
Why are you autistic redditfags here? And how do you not understand this simple fucking satire that's on your side? They're making fun of the slogan "guns don't kill people people kill people" by showing that without guns, this time being represented by a knife, people can't kill people, represented by the ability to cut food. It's pretty fucking simple.
>>690350985
Stop digging for karma and attention.
>>690352115
No u.
>>690346442
It was actually going well for him until he said, don't make fun of Pokemon, then it went downhill, really fast
>>690351951
It's got to be a joke. I bet half of the freakshows on Reddit and Tumblr are just shitposters RPing.
>>690350219
kill urself
>>690352278
Is there a source for this? It's gotta be fake, no way this is real.
>>690350960
that remains to be seen.
>>690346947
Lmao, creationists at it again thinking the earth was created in 7 days. How the fuck can you be so dumb?
>>690350845
>i feel like this can't be that uncommon
>extremely triggering
>>690346947
cringe, not rage
>>690350929
>i am qualified to make that decision
i don't think she's qualified to decide paper or plastic.
>>690353171
Kek
>>690350593
this was you posting this wasnt it
the question was posted 6 hours ago
10/10 troll
>>690352051
finally! a candidate who's about the issues!
>>690350599
Kys lefty fag
>>690352292
But he still cut the tomato, just not a clean cut.
>>690347253
Is that a real animal, or is it from a movie?
>>690350515
what a fucking faggot. buy a car instead, I hope this lesbian looking bitch dies on one of his church group white water kayaking trips
>>690352404
Lol
>>690351259
he got exactly -2 puss.
>>690353719
But he wasn't trying to make mashed tomatoes, he was trying to cut them. It's a retarded meme that barely makes sense but it's clearly anti-gun.
>>690346486
ayy
>>690353660
I'm sorry, but fuck you and fuck your fucking post.
Latveria has always been great under the rule of Doom.
>>690346591
There's already such a thread
>>690350515
>When everyone is special, no one is.
Faggot probably did more harm than good.
>>690350515
That's actually pretty cool. I bet it certainly made him popular.
>>690353712
>>690346529
Using that logic they would kill the female race, maybe we should convince all the femnazis to be like this so we can kill off all the autistic genes and just breed with the "social constructed females" so we can achieve a smarter female species.
>>690350593
Can't decide if the story is cringe, or the idiot that took a picture of a screen instead of a screenshot
>>690354190
Weak
>>690353712
I'm not lefty, bitch.
Any sane human being is neither left nor right, they are both.
We're more fucking complicated as human beings than that.
So no. You kill yourself. Do the world a favor.
Found this on FB today. Pic related it's him
https://vid.me/nkKK
>>690354057
Clinton/ von Bardas 2016
>>690354472
*Special snowflake*
------------->
Tumblrs that way famalam
>>690352278
Has to be trolling
>>690354472
found him
>>690350515
>>690354472
Right wing conservatives are the cancer of the world. Left wing liberals are the cringe fuel.
>>690346132
From cringe to alpha with one simple edit.
>>690346486
he has my build
> 19 yo
> 5'11"
> 119lbs
>>690353941
>barely makes sense
>clearly anti-gun
>>690354057
my nigga
>>690346733
Why do people do that?
>>oh, that wasn't me that was my friend lol
I see that shit all the time in these kind of threads. Are people really that stupid? They actually believe people will buy that?
>>690354625
>>690353171
Cringed
>>690346947
> damn near half the US population literally believes that shit
>>690354908
I have no fear for the reign of Doom.
>>690348131
Isn't this the guy who photoshopped a hat on himself?
>>690348793
>>690354987
No they don't you fool
>>690354743
Nigga here's the full meme
>>690354742
you need to fucking lift m8 nobody will respect you if you look like a Popsicle stick trust me I'm working to not be that way
>>690354472
Hi tumblr
>>690354742
Eat some food bitch it's not your "build" it's just your current status of beta pussy. Eat food and pick up something heavy every once in a while
>>690354472
OC cringe right here folks
>>690355312
You could argue those tomatoes are being cut somewhat effectively by his hand
>>690354742
I'm your height and 30 pounds heavier and even I know I ain't there yet.
Goddamn nigga, I don't even have to ask DYEL.
>>690355104
He will protect us.
>>690353660
this isn't real candidate for latvia?
>>690351338
This a fucking troll?
Steven Seagull, is that you?
>>690354190
I'm reporting this, have fun in the pokey faggot
I've known this faggot since high school
>>690356004
You could. You'd be fucking wrong, as they're clearly being mashed into a form unusable for any application that a tomato slice would be better for.
>>690356159
Oh my fucking god, I remember this nigga. He has a whole website, right?
>>690351435
>having sex in front of a mirror
worst part about this image
>>690356271
Haha, was wondering if someone remembered. Don't remember the site, but I'll try to find it. Have some old pics here for ya.
>>690356354
I found him guys
>>690346947
It's funny how people believe that the earth is much younger than it is. I find it hard to comprehend that the earth is so young. I have no evidence that it's older than scientists say, but fuck, my brain can't understand how evolution happens so fast. But I guess if you don't believe in evolution and you believe some magician created everything via magic, there's no reason that the earth couldn't be young.
>>690356033
Now and forever.
>>690347191
>so long gay bowser
if this was a ylyl i just lost hard
>>690346442
This guy is alpha to me. He is right don't make fun of Pokemon bitch.
>>690356145
i mean it's just a currently popular meme with anime instead of a nigger
>>690356631
Send me a picture of your dick with a timestamp
>2015
>cringe thread
>no clarke
clarke is love, clarke is life
>>690348924
He's showing the slogan is bullshit. He can't cut a tomato without a knife. A man can't shoot anyone without a gun.
>>690356539
how did you know i was a mirror
>>690346733
i got cancer, why is he doing LOL and hahaha, jeez who will go on date with him
>>690356121
>>690356631
Buts that's just it, I believe in the magician in the sky is a thing. But I know for a fact that dinosaurs definitely existed, the proof is undeniable. The earth wasn't made in 7 days, it was made over millions and billions of years, and that's why the bible describes what each day was for, because it wasn't a human day, but a creative day. 1000 years to us is a blink of an eye to God, so you can already start to imagine, just how long a day is. These Christians don't even read the bible, they just have a superiority complex
>>690356923
i remember you. you said and posted the same shit last night. go to bed, tyler.
>>690356494
Just look up Ahmed Angel.
>old cringe is good cringe
>>690357358
"...he said, still without a girlfriend."
>>690350515
probably died in orlando
>>690354742
Fuck you just perfectly described me!
>>690357808
>wake me up inside
>>690347348
shit. that guy needs some help. The right psychotropics will patch him right up and get him feeling like a personality-less zombie.
Source: Am a personality less zombie on psychotropics
>>690357821
His entire facebook wall is a giant cringe thread
>>690356494
>tfw I had no idea what to do with my hair in the first week of freshman year and it probably looked like this
thank god I wound up just shaving my head
>>690350515
You call him beta but he probably got his dick sucked like two-three hundred times. Smart man, he's playing the odds.
>>690357808
ULTRA CRINGE
>>690347005
Nigga legit looks like sheik.
>>690357808
that's Sam Hyde tho
>>690346442
>my dick is bigger than Hannah Krueger's sorry pancake ass and boobs
shits alpha as fuck, I Dont even know this bitch but I'm sure as shit that shes a cunt now
>>690357808
>Bud Lite
>Super Nintendo
>bearded neck
>mattress with no sheet
>childish posters on the walls
>only contact with females is mother/sisters
This is why I will never date a white guy
>>690356879
Lol why?
>>690357808
Dude, get that system off of those cartridges you fucking heathen.
>>690358224
>This is why I will never date a white guy
pls be bait pls be bait
>>690358224
tits or gtfo
also can i come over for a sleepover? we can have a pillow fight and (here's the weird part) cuddle later. please.
>>690358335
Lol no, it's black
>>690358224
>*roleplaying* as a woman
cringe
>>690358131
>>690358224
You guys are too stupid to know that this is satire
When you are beta male, how to go into alpha?!
>>690357002
Slogan never said cut or shoot. Simply says people kill people. Guns, knives, muslims, etc. are just tools that do the job.
>>690353078
Top qual content anon
RARE CLARKE
hot off the presses
RARE CLARKE
>>690358667
And when you can't get the tools easily enough, you forget about it.
>>690346219
simple, yet poetic.
>>690358475
im sorry that in your bizarro world sam hyde is some sort of alpha chad god
cringed
>>690348131
I want a custom made t shirt of that army SpongeBob
>>690358792
seen it faggot it's shit
>>690358859
I said satire not Chad. Learn English
>>690357808
This pic is easily a decade old, maybe older.
>>690356159
Don't you dare. Ahmed is not cringe
>tfw clark will never finger you on his couch
>>690359290
Look at his head cunt. His head's fucked
>>690358841
>implying hatred for something just goes away
>>690346249
this is the sort of person that used to be limited by the need for canonfodder.
>>690359450
You're right, hill billy parents are at fault too, not teaching their kids to forgive and forget
>>690358224
Miller Lite
>>690352564
I laughed a lot harder than I should have at this one...
>saved anyway
>>690354112
could they be The 4chan?
>tfw no clarke cousin to incest with
>>690351435
This is the one thank you
This not-at-all-unbalanced man has figured out the origin of all mass shootings.
https://youtu.be/FQNmAixyRPA
>>690359587
You tolerant liberal. Why aren't you tolerating my intolerance.
>Eckscume! I'm a progressive type. We tolerate all and arent racist white people. Whats that your opinions differ from mine? YOU RASIST INTOLERANT. I HATE YOU
>>690346132
>say's
American education system at its finest
>>690353078
Witnessed and agree. Went full autismo
>>690357317
i agree with this 1000x
>>690351435
Lol does that guy have downs or something?
NEW BREAD
>>690359980
>>690359980
>>690359980
NEW BREAD
>>690359980
>>690359980
>>690359851
Never said I wasn't racist dipshit
>>690359290
>Anon is dream of Ahmed
>>690360229
Yeah you did. When you admitted you were a cuck
>>690360185
OMG is dat cheese pizza? :o
>>690357317
What an intelligent comment (sincere)
>>690347207
>>690347191
exact reason for the pic above your post. kid didn't have a father to beat some sense into him.
>>690360394
Ah yes, and here we see a strong line of reasoning from anon
>>690360263
>>690359418
He is planet.
>>690350515
it would take me two weeks working 30 hours a week at min wage to buy 400 flowers, what the fuck was this faggot doing for a year an a half? now that i think about it, you would probably find a wholesale deal on flowers too. ALSO, this nigga worked for this for a year and a half. that means he noticed on febuary that these chick where all bummed, worked for a year till the NEXT valentine's day, and had to wait ANOTHER YEAR to catch it on the third year.
>>690346733
i cant believe that league of legends shit didn't bring this nigga back from the dead and seal the deal
>>690351435
1. who fucks right in front of a mirror
2. that dude's neck lol
3. seriously does she pick dates off the shortbus
>>690346249
>Sniffed his own boom boom
>>690352988
dedication
>>690355312
That's retarded. Knives don't cut tomatoes, people cut tomatoes (with a knife). Why else do you think it makes perfect sense to say "I can't talk right now, I'm too busy cutting tomatoes."
>>690360717
>>690360717
>who fucks right in front of a mirror
mfw
>>690346132
What is she spitting?
>pic makes me cringe
Inb4 somebody says my comment is beta
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Z3A5C1V-lw
Local Rapper in my city lol, he is a wannabe rapper.
>>690346529
Is this cringe because so many of you fell for an obvious troll? This isn't even poe level, it's just a troll.
>>690350515
fucking faggot. he didn't care about if they got a valentine. he was playing the numbers.
>>690347191
I shit myself laughing, this is not cringe.
unrelated: He definitely needed that medication. Some people are misunderstood. This is not one of those people.
>>690346486
I am taking a shit at 2:28am EST and DYING laughing. I am farting and pissing and laughing
>>690360524
>Anon is orbiting moon
>>690346947
My aunt gave the first comment on that.
>>690348793
funny, not cringe.
>>690361165
hot. tell me about the poop?
>>690349266
alpha as fuck
>>690361457
>Here's some ylyl for you
Have some more faggot
>>690352442
>>690351951
my wife knew a lesbian from work who demanded that her niece refer to all her dolls as girls. the crazed lesbian was babysitting one time, had the kid at the office. she started yelling and berating the child in the middle of the office because the kid had a doll that was the "daddy" doll. it was so bad my wife and a couple of other women had to comfort the kid until her mom got there, and management had to practically drag the dyke away.
>>690352292
Clearly it's not that cut and dry, moron
>>690361574
no, u
>>690346733
>haha
>>690348793
I wouldn't call that cringe. Just amazing troll skills.
>>690352129
I hope this guy found someone.
>>690351435
Is she fucking her brother? They kinda look alike
>>690356333
HAHAHAHAHA HE WENT OUT FOR HALLOWEEN WHAT A FAGGOT! MAXIMUM OVERKEK
>>690348823
Beautiful.
>>690361165
mr smalls
>>690362655
Sorry to disappoint
>>690350593
>submitted just now
>>690347281
No it's not, its saying without knives you can't cut tomatoes just like without guns people won't die.
>>690361531
It was pathetic. I'm backed up because I was in the sun all day. I mostly farted, smelled horrific. A couple pebbles
>>690358750
>>690348823
He is also bi. That's funny shit.
>>690353171
I don't get it. I write plays for my local theater. I don't see what's wrong with writing.
>>690347005
piccolo ass nigga
>>690354472
Keepin the cringe thread real
>>690358750
Those one a too small yet! To wear family fedora!
>>690357808
Bro there is a sheet on the mattress
>>690348853
Ohp, there it is.
>>690348853
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
>>690363616
>>690357317
So who/what created God?
>>690352129
Holy fuck, this is amazing.
>>690363770
what did you say, bitch?
>>690362595
she's kind of like a real life pam
![Brony_bc58a3_5557624[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nxBOFve.jpg "Brony_bc58a3_5557624[1].jpg")
>>690350593
>submitted just now
>image.jpg
Not only is anon gay enough to make that post on reddit, he was retarded enough to take pic with phone instead of screenshotting
>>690360542
Yo tru.
![1110[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/rydm5hg.gif "1110[1].gif")
>>690350593
Submitted just now? As in today
>>690362915
from 2 inches to 5 and a half?
>>690360185
this made me cringe hard
![Deviant_eecaae_5478805[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kyvnt7S.jpg "Deviant_eecaae_5478805[1].jpg")
>>690354742
Is he also built like a fucking retard?
>>690365173
>He has a real girlfriend
>>690360892
The washing pole looks pretty good.
>>690360892
Probably a pony fag.
>>690364357
go back to namek and die like the rest of your race spacenigger
>>690349266
shoulda posted the entire thread m8
![ea2a899ec2a44666d31822de4a5c04694c1936128230c1b36130e390cbc0e27c_1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1ewz8ZH.jpg "ea2a899ec2a44666d31822de4a5c04694c1936128230c1b36130e390cbc0e27c_1[1].jpg")
>>690347191
so long gay bowser...
>>690358018
I can't wake up
>>690350593
Fucking stop.
>>690365619
for just 29 cents a day, less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help change the life of a child namekian refugee.
>>690351435 at least he got nudes
NEW THREAD!
>>690359980
>>690359980
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