Hey, OP here, thanks for getting me laid
Thread Continued >>690333463
monkey paw wish thread. Every wish you make has a horrible twist to it.
I wish this wish never came true.
Penis.
Op has to drink his own urine once a day
>>690341081
Wish becomes a reality. You never notice.
>>690341081
it didn't but that did
I wish OP would be straight.
>>690341174
Water to wine.
Piss to wine.
All op does is whine
>>690341234
OP can no longer move any limbs from a locked, prone position.
>>690341117
You die of dysentry
>>690341174
You have to gargle it first and spit it in his mouth momma-bird style
I wish my own monkey paw with unlimited wishes.
>>690341234
Dick has no curve. Takes it up the ass several times.
I would nickles and dimes would rain from the sky
1. I wish for unlimited wishes that actually get granted when I make them without anything interfering with their creation or happening.
2. i wish any wish below this one and this one to not have any twists
3. I wish for any wish above this one and this wish to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.
>>690341385
Has the Might Faggot Overlord OP, you cant do this shit
>>690341370
capitalist paw granted
>unlimited wishes
>each costs $19.99 plus S&H
I wish Texas still belonged to Mexico.
>>690341370
You have to go through government licensing to be able to use the monkey paw
>>690341377
Inflation destroys the U.S. economy
>>690341377
Everywhere run jews with turned down umbrellas.
>>690341385
But you become a nigger.
>>690341588
You have to take everyone currently in it with you
>>690341588
You're texan.
>>690341588
granted. Tex-Mex cuisine now a complete monopoly of Mexican government.
I wish everyone would become one race.
>>690341512
Yes I can. Maybe not by your rules but it would in theory work.
>>690341627
Rule 2 and 3
>>690341719
NO!
>>690341760
namely niggers
>>690341760
We all become midget niggers.
>>690341697
I actually am.
>>690341760
Without genetic diversity, two generations from now everyone has moderate to severe down syndrome
>>690341760
We're all White.
>privilege no longer exists.
>>690341768
You still become a nigger.
>>690341385
Yeah except your first wish gets twisted. Into you having AIDS for being a faggot.
>>690341768
Fuck you, Im OP, the mighty faggot, I declare a duel
>>690341760
Ugly people like yourself would become the next nigger
>>690341882
You see the curse really works.
I wish movie theaters sold crab legs
>>690342044
Canned Crab Legs
I wish that all twists are able to bypass any wishes that attempt to block twists.
>>690341992
I wish Op wins this duel
>>690342044
they're raw.
>>690341377
You're killed by them.
>>690342044
granted...talkies were never invented.
>>690342137
only in other dimensions. Still would need additional pylons.
>>690342029
Kek
>>690342044
They're massively overpriced.
>>690342044
54.99
I wish I had the pencil from The Lost Room that made a penny appear every time you tapped it
This is the hundred dollar guy again, please no more 7 year olds
>>690341992
Are you mad that I broke your game? You can't twist the wish itself, you can only add a twist to the wish, not twist the wish itself.
>>690342139
My wishes are still in place, you have nothing to fear.
>>690341768
First One of US to guess their last post number, Wins the duel, 6
>>690340921
I wish all wishes to no longer come true
>>690342371
Even if I lose, my wishes will still be in place, 9
>>690342371
The number after 3
A dream is a wish your heart makes.
>>690342496
Irreversible wishes wish. I can still make wishes.
>>690342504
Fuck you, 3
>>690342336
A seven year old falls onto your head naked crotch first every time you tap the pencil.
I wish that the Amish would rise up and take back America
I wish people would stop acting like 10 year old faggots and contribute in the spirit of the thread.
>>690341385
I wish you died before making this faggoty gay wish
>you were dead and couldn't make the wish
>the game continues as normal
>your dead, can't affect my wish
>your dead, can't apply consequence
>your dead, can't argue
>>690342532
Number 5
>>690342622
Irreversible wish wish.
>>690342582
The number after 4
If 5 wish thread becomes curse thread. Cast curses on poster under you. Dubs repell curses
>>690342336
They appear in your scrotum. Also every time a naked 7 year old girls flashes in front ou you and kicks you in your balls.
I wish Tenga Deep Throat cups were free and re-usable
>>690342673
The jews steal them.
>>690342697
They're not reversing the wish.
They're reversing you.
>>690342611
you're stuck on 4chan...
>>690342697
You died before making that wish
>>690342736
Number 8
I wish to get a 5
>>690342622
>paradoxing this hard
I wish I had a sandwich
I wish to drop kick pandoras box right fucking open.
>>690342928
It's a poop sandwich.
>>690342928
Made with Tuna > In Oil
>>690342928
Zombie turkey and its a little dry.
>>690342851
>>690342866
In turn reversing the wish, which falls under reversing the wish, I also wished for nothing interfering with the wishes from happening, I'm immune from all angles.
>>690342986
Hope escapes
>>690342611
Dubs confirm
>>690342928
Reverse manwich. Turns you female.
>>690342986
Has nothing in it
>>690342673
your AC, fridge, and other cooling devices break. You live in Buglapur.
>>690342603
Because they have only horse carriages this takes 500 years.
I wish I was a respectable black man
>>690342928
It tastes just like shit.
>>690343046
I didnt reverse the wish, I removed you
>>690342928
Your mom dies of a freak heart attack and the last words you ever said to her were "Mom if you don't give me that fucking sandwhich I swear to god I'll kill myself"
>>690342846
They're public and you have to share them.
>>690343046
You sound like a DeviantArt RPer.
I would know.
I was one once.
I can recognize one of my own.
>>690343206
But by doing so,you kept the wish from happening, which my wish prevents.
I wish I have dubs.
>>690343046
Random motherfucker stabs you in the ass from all angles.
>No buttplug
Fucking liar
>>690343137
>respectable
>black
pick one
granted...you are Obama...
I wish every cartoon character came to life and terrorized humanity.
>>690343273
I have never been on deviantart.
>>690342915
I wish you weren't such a faggot and just played the game like everyone else
>>690343137
You are the victim of institutional racism.
I wish I was white, rich, and good-looking with a great personality and big dick
>>690343338
>Obama
>Black
>Pick one
no u
>>690342532
Im gonna kill you
2
>>690343404
I did, I beat the game, games are meant to be won
>>690343360
Your personal torturer is Sonic.
>>690343378
Sure you haven't.
I believe you.
>>690343502
I OP THE MIGHTY FAGGOT WIN THE DUEL
>>690343502
Win...rar?
>>690343472
and cancer
>>690343620
Someone give that man a blowjob!
>>690343360
PC fucks advocate for cartoon rights, laws pass through Congress making it illegal to fight back or discriminate against cartoons
>>690343293
But you never made the "he he can't touch me I am le master" cause you were dead.
Since you didn't make the wish, it WOULD BE reversible if you ever made it.
>>690343472
Sjws torment you constantly and get you arrested for being white.
I wish I wasn't gay
I wish I knew how to successfully manipulate people.
Haven't wished in a while.
what OP >>69034502 did to
other nigger >>690342532
>>690343915
you're in traps
>>690343404
I'm not even the guy arguing with you I've just been guessing numbers and posting questions and twists for fun lol
but to be fair he DID say no interfering with his wishes and killing him WOULD do that
on the other hand he's a faggot so really god has abandoned us
>>690343528
No you fucking sperg, that's wrong, games are meant to be played
>>690343915
Get a girlfriend who pegs you in the ass.
I wish I could take a shit right now
I wish I could crawl inside your head and eat my way out.
>>690343922
You have no real friends.
I give the best oral.
I wish airsoft the sperg sport was never thought of or invented
>>690343502
>>690343502
Lol I'm not OP or the wish faggot just guessed "the number after 3" for fun
>>690343799
It really all comes down to who makes the wish first.
>>690344058
> Shit full of peanuts and corn
>>690344152
You.
>>690343756
>>690343620
Go here
>>690340921
I wish the wishes of all other anons above me get their twisted wishes
>>690344058
You are unable to leave the toilet.
>>690344058
You have eaten chili last dinner.
>>690344058
Volcano shit. Spicy torrent of chunky diarrhea
>>690344294
Hahahahaha
>>690344196
I still killed that faggot and won the duel
>>690343799
1. I wish for unlimited wishes that actually get granted when I make them without anything interfering with their creation or happening.
2. i wish any wish below this one and this one to not have any twists
3. I wish for any wish above this one and this wish to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.
5. I wish that wishes that prevent these wishes from happening in the first place are null and void.
I wish I could fire bend as if I was a fire bender
>>690341385
1. I wish for the same exact thing.
2. I wish all wishes like these and anything trying to accomplish anything remotely similar to be null and void in any and all future threads, since you only said above and below and nothing of future threads
3. I wish for this wish to be immune to every and any thing trying to invalidate it.
4. I wish you'd quit being a faggot
5. I wish you barred from any and all future threads under penalty of immense faggoty
I wish to have a spooky and cool skeleton guardian to spook everyone except me.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I wish these two would get married.
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
>>690344295
You experience every twist
I wish I could know the truth about any situation at anytime
>>690344603
Too late.
>>690344421
ok dude good for you just know that the ones that said "the number after" were me and I wasn't the one arguing with you. The other guy was being a faggot tho so good job
>>690344603
Your ass magnatizes big black nigger cock
>>690344573
I wish people would ignore this guy.
What's he gonna do?
>>690344714
Only works in drama.
Clueless whenever not in drama.
>>690344573
oh my god this guy again
>>690344574
Your mother is lost ,your father hates you and you're inferior comparing to your sister.
I wish my family loved me.
I wish the all still existed
>>690344714
The truth is found to be a lie
>>690344889
Hey man. Leave his vagina outa this.
>>690344898
your dad loves you a bit too much
>>690344898
They love you incestuously.
>>690344838
Granted. Dubs or not. Granted.
I wish that, for anyone to perform a 'monkey's paw', which means to manipulate somebody's wish, that person must actually have had a pet monkey for at least 10 years, and must own it while they perform the 'monkey's paw', and have treated it nicely and with care, and if they ever mistreat the monkey, all 'monkey's paws' that they have performed will be rendered inert.
...
Do you own a monkey, OP?
>>690344997
lol
I wish I could talk to animals
>>690344898
And grandpa loves that ass too.
>>690344573
Just don't engage him
>>690345141
Animals don't understand your speech.
I wish I could control weather
>>690344573
And now, for the finishing touch, I wish for my wish
>>690344573
To be permanently in effect from any and all future threads.
>>690345102
I live near a nigger
hundred dollar guy here again
I want...money... and I want to magnetically repel 7 year olds...
help me damnit
>>690345141
pic related
I wish for a handjob every Sunday morning.
I wish the big bang theory got forty seasons
>>690345223
You can control it but only by doing rain dances
>>690345280
The magnetic force inverts, pulling 7 year olds toward you.
>>690344997
>>690344999
Double kek... and only two posts apart, one for them trips. How about that.
>>690345280
6yr old delivers then.
>geez man, what more can a guy ask for
>>690345206
Fucking kek
>>690344005
I didnt even realize I replied to the wrong post, should have been his steps again
>>690344999
That ain't a horrible twist
*Wink*
>>690345352
The handjob is done by you dad.
>>690345280
Because of this bad effect, you have to go to the PDSW, the Public Department of Shitty Wishes. They only hire niggers, so to talk to anyone you have to wait 3 hours
I wish the holocaust was real.
>>690345603
Granted, but it fails and the jews still exist.
>>690345603
>Implying it isn't
Holocaust never happened
>>690345355
The show drastically increases in quality.
>>690341385
>>690342622
>>690343046
>>690343137
>>690344573
>>690344603
>>690345102
>>690345232
Oh my god kill yourselves
>>690345785
Shhh.
See >>690344838
I wish for a gr8 str8 non b8 wedding, m8
I wish that I could turn off my emotions at will and still remain alive and functional as a human being. Just without emotions.
I wish I had all the expansions for Settlers of Catan
>>690345908
You marry an eight.
>>690345908
Yeah well I wish you would die and people in hell want ice water
>>690345908
You can only write and read 1337 for the rest of your life.
>>690345941
Your emotions develop their own personalities. You get schizophrenia, cuckfucker.
I wish That 70's show evolved into That 80's Show
>>690345941
You mutate into a Liam Neeson
>>690344030
No idiot, The Game is meant to be lost!
I wish RC Cola won the cola wars
>>690345976
Get all the expansions but have to play with creepy incest uncle.
>>690345976
...no you don't
>>690346148
and rules the world
I wish I was flexible enough to painlessly suck my own dick.
Heavenly Quads guy from last thread.
I wish for a get thread without a single get.
>>690346148
I wish Faygo won them
>>690346148
What? Seriously? Why?
>>690346322
Have to break off 4 ribs.
>>690346322
You're shaped like a toblerone
>>690346139
Ah FUCK!
>>690346322
You have to do it in front of your dad everyday after dinner.
>>690346322
your father gatecrashes into your room
>>690346148
RC won, now is the largest conglomerate of all foods. Puts aspartame in everything.
>>690340921
a muslim walks into a gay bar, the bartender says "what can i get ya" the muslim says "free shots for everyone"
>>690346322
You accidentally bite off your dick.
>>690346367
It's delicious
I wish I won the game
>>690346544
you can't just take a joke from another thread and put it in a monkey paw thread
>>690346148
It does, now everyone has to drink shitty nigger cola
Thats enough of a downside in itself, no idea why you'd wish for such a hell.
I wish for undeniable luck.
>>690346633
Double dubs. Wish granted. Never lose the game again.
>>690346633
Double dubs! A Winner is you!
>>690346690
You always lose at chess.
>>690346590
You're a sick fuck, I hope you die and burn in hell you fucking psychopath
>>690346544
A gay faggot clicks on a thread. The gay faggot says, "How could I be a gay niggerfaggot?" So he uses a "hilarious" joke that has been overused on 4chan for the past couple of days.
>>690340921
I wish that no one could ever make wishes.
I wish for shapeshifting
>>690346633
You will never know it because it implies that you will never think of it.
>>690346633
lets play this one, it looks like you will lose
>>690346690
Everybody around you denies it.
>>690346802
You are limited to Penial and triangular shaped items
>>690346802
You shapeshift into a lamp, once
>>690346802
Every time you return to normal a piece of the previous shapshift remains.
>3rd arm
>4th eyes
>ect..
>>690346802
You can only shapeshift into celebrities no one remembers
>>690341385
Except you turn into a Jew in a concentration camp and one of the SS guards take the paw away from you. Then they wish for unlimited knowledge of the Allies Plans and Jews are eradicated off the planet. You caused the Axis to achieve victory
>>690346690
You cause a luck unbalance in the world and people around you start dying in unknown unlucky ways.
>>690342044
The crab legs are pulled from the sewers
I wish I would be happy.
Lol there's one guy that keeps posting Catan
Nigger are you like the PR guy for Catan and desperately trying to keep your job because sales went down when people realized it takes way too long to teach the game to new players?
I wish everybody would be happy.
I wish I could become extremely desirable to all women while retaining my Heretosexuality and my penis length
>>690347004
Call me the hitman.
Two jerks and a headshot to the target and they
die.
>untraceable semen
>>690347132
Granted but only in the last minutes of your life.
>>690347166
Im The ultimate Catan player, The game has more expansions, but yeah, im not a pr guy, just a dude who spent too damn much on the game and expansions. The game is somewhat difficult to play
>>690346921
Couldn't I just be a billion triangles and make myself low-poly or something?
>>690346926
I know this is from something, but I don't know what
>>690346953
This is clever, actually. I'm assuming I wouldn't get to choose what stuck?
>>690346968
Close enough
>>690347182
Land whales track you by pheromones. Young fish stay away to avoid being eaten by land whales.
>>690347182
You are in maximum security prison for a life sentence with men who know how their women on the outside feel about you.
>>690342697
Every time sit down you are hit by a train.
>>690347182
Length stays the same but the diameter matches it
>>690347166
I like that game though
I wish I had longer hair.
>>690347413
You are correct. Random post reversion pieces.
>>690347528
Only applies to pits and pubes
>>690347528
Body hair sprouts like a Sasquatch.
I wish 4chan had new material
I wish for armageddon.
Changed my mind. I wish for a better captcha system
i wish all the girls i like would want to date me, and not be far away
>>690347959
but only trap stuff
I wish I had the anal capacity to take any Bad Dragon dildo.
>>690347959
4chan merges with tumblr, reddit and 9gag
>>690347528
you become pic related.
>>690348041
Traps in disquise
>>690347413
You can only shapeshift into single penial items or single triangles (one at a time)
That's not from anything unless you're referring to that one nemesis of Larry Boy whose name was never important or the first anchorman movie
Of course you don't
Thanks this one was mine
>>690347959
It's because Tumblr and Reddit took over.
>>690348147
I become Cousin It?
Fuck yeah.
>>690348108
Newer and larger size from a different website. Could never take it and will forever regret it.
>>690342928
You can't eat the sandwich or touch it, You can only look at it.
>>690348108
You're only be able to insert it.
>>690342986
A midget comes out of the box and takes a shit on your computer
I wish dat boi died.
I wish i could shake this newfag title
I wish for a world wide revolution.
>>690348108
Dragon dildo bayonets.
>>690348594
it's a communistic revolution
>>690348017
Capcha imporved...must be entered every 108 minutes to prevent the end of the world.
>>690348565
only after a 25h cp session in a day.
>>690348041
They all get cancer
I wish cp would be legal
I want to commit the perfect crime.
>>690348594
Nuclear winter kills everyone
>>690349018
Get incarcerated 80 years for posession before it becomes legal.
>>690344573
> i wish any wish below this one and this one to not have any twists
"below this one and this one"
OK, this doesn't mean that one and all ones below it, it means all ones below 'this one and this one.', meaning only the ones below it.
Also I wish that you are unable to use the word 'twist' or 'twists' in any way.
Oh, and all your 5 wishes got granted in an opposite omniverse, so they take effect in the opposite way you described. Whoops.
>>690349033
Nobody will ever know you're a criminal genius.
>>690348017
the better captcha system evolves into skynet and brings armageddon.
>>690342928
taste the future anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjw1jLYNbC4
>>690349219
Bueno
>>690349263
BROODWICH
I wish for a world wide orgy with no chance of getting diseases.
>Illogical as fuck
>>690345785
Boy, my wish for OP to have to own a monkey only encouraged kind treatment of animals.
I didn't try to be a child and gain complete immunity, I just made OP get a nice pet monkey, calm down.
I wish the thread would die painlessly.
shh shh shh.
>>690349033
It was so perfect that aliens abduct you and run painful experiments on you for the rest of your life to discover how to make the perfect world domination.
>>690349414
you are a eunuch
>and your tone deaf too
i wish the rope would stop breaking everytiem i try an hero
>>690349591
it may die, but you'll never know because you GTFO
>>690349718
Granted.
>Achieve immortality.
>>690347166
>>690347352
I am Catan Guy, I do nothing but play catan
>>690349718
I wish for that too.
>>690349807
I like this guy
>>690349807
You remind me of my mom.
>>690349807
Catan thread.
Confuse the fuck outta everyone.
>>690349178
1. I wish for unlimited wishes that actually get granted when I make them without anything interfering with their creation or happening.
2. i wish all wishes below this wish and this wish to not have any twists
3. I wish for all wishes above this one and this wish to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.
5. I wish that wishes that affect these wishes from happening in the first place are null and void.
6. I wish for these wishes to be in effect permanently for any and all future threads.
7. These wishes must be granted in however manner i see fit in the existence which i am currentlh in, and cannot be reversed, or put backwards in any way shape of form, they must be granted as described here, in my interpretation.
>>690350195
there needs to be a board games board
>>690350300
Dubs!
Mods!
Make this a thing!
>>690350223
You're still here?
>>690350223
>currentlh in
Sorry, what does that word mean?! Mispelling, it's invalid, nigger.
I wish for this autist to lose all of his fingers.
>>690350498
1. I wish for unlimited wishes that actually get granted when I make them without anything interfering with their creation or happening.
2. i wish all wishes below this wish and this wish to not have any twists
3. I wish for all wishes above this one and this wish to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.
5. I wish that wishes that affect these wishes from happening in the first place are null and void.
6. I wish for these wishes to be in effect permanently for any and all future threads.
7. These wishes must be granted in however manner i see fit in the existence which i am currently in, and cannot be reversed, or put backwards in any way shape of form
>>690350498
Granted. When Autists finger their asshole, they clench too hard and snap like a Twix.
>>690350391
How can a new board be made?
>>690350560
Cool.
Feel accomplished that you "won" an argument on 4chan, while also giving the impression that you're a raging underage sperg?
>>690350498
Also, I just realized, you're trying to get complete immunity, but you can't.
OP himself stated 'every wish you make has some horrible twist.'
Therefore, wishes that attempt immunity cannot have horrible twists will not be granted. That's my idea, now leave!
>>690350723
Pretty much what I was going to say. It's like a young kid on the playground thinking, "Heh, well, nobody wants to play with me because I'm obese, so how can I make this less fun for everyone else?!"
>>690350719
Don't ask me. If a mod sees maybe you can chat with them ask request it. Or look and see if you can email some and request it.
Just a few weeks ago I was playing beer monopoly at the bar I worked at with my coworkers on a slow ass day. Imagine that being in the board.
>>690350725
The seventh one wasn't a wish, you didnt' say I wish, you just made a claim about the wishes, that one isn't granted!
Stop posting.
>>690350989
http://pictures1.kyozou.com/pictures/_17/16027/16026454.jpg
>>690350989
ah, because we have an oragami board, Board games dont exactly fall under Toys, so I guess If someone contacts a mod somehow we can get a Board Games board
>>690350989
wow thats actually a cool board
>>690350864
>>690351009
He didn't say it must have a horrible twist, he said it has a horrible twist, which happened, but I reversed.
1. I wish for unlimited wishes that actually get granted when I make them without anything interfering with their creation or happening.
2. i wish all wishes below this wish and this wish to not have any twists
3. I wish for all wishes above this one and this wish to not have any twists
4. I wish for these wishes to be irreversible.
5. I wish that wishes that prevent these wishes from happening in the first place are null and void.
6. I wish for these wishes to be in effect permanently for any and all future threads.
7. I wish for these wishes to be granted in however manner i see fit in existence which i am currently in, and cannot be reversed, or put backwards in any way shape of form
>>690351395
*Or
