Sexting thread. Old one almost hits bump limir
Rules:
>If you roll dubs you have to send "Why haven't we fucked yet?" to the last female you spoke
>If you roll trips you have to send the message + dick pic (tits pic if femanon)
>If you roll quads or higher you have to send everything to the last female relative you spoke
Post pics of conversation.
Old thread:
>>690306604
Reupping mine here to wait for her response.
top fucking kek's were had
>>690315929
Roll roll
Rollin'
>>690315877
Me here
Waiting on reply
>>690315929
>Hang out at 10
>10:44pm
if someone is screencapping this later, i wanna be in the photo
>>690315929
kek! she wants the diuuuuuughh
roll im scaered
Rolling in da rivur
>>690316449
lmao
>>690316422
Do it pussy
>>690316449
The get gods have spared you.
>>690316532
Bad luck
rollll, what the fack are teh odds
>>690316400
You gotta do it
>>690316611
HA FAG
>>690316611
But not you my friend
>>690316611
didnt spare you get on it Fag
R R R ROLLING
>>690316611
Hahaha get fucked
Please Allah no please God no. Thanks for the mercy. Rollin'!
>>690316611
Do it do it
>>690316611
Do it fam
>>690316778
Almost a nice get
>>690316844
Do it annon
>>690316844
Lol no mercy for you
>>690315929
roll my dudes
>>690316778
RETURN OF THE ROLL
>>690316844
Fuck me. Good thing I have never spoken to a female over the text. =]
>>690316611
do it
>>690316844
Allah be praised!
I have to poop
>>690316844
Where's your god now
>>690316978
just gonna roll till it happens
>>690316844
>>690316611
lol fukt
no anons deliver.... pussies
>>690317077
Lol fukt
>>690317077
I hope I'm as lucky as you.
Roooollliinnnn
No one delivers
>>690316983
It says last girl spoken to not text you pussy
>>690317077
kek'd and rekt'
>>690317077
Guess you're fucked too
>>690316870
>>690316849
>>690316807
>>690316763
>>690316717
>>690316693
>>690317077
I have an old phone and have never screenshotted on it before, but I'll see what i can do.
roll lol
>>690317201
Including me
>>690316336
Eh
What do guys?
Implying I ever talked to a female ;-;
Role
rollerino
>>690317322
Lets fuk
No one's delivering in this shit thread
>>690316844
>Asks muslim girl why the haven't fucked yet
>Says she doesn't want to
>50 lashes
>>690317322
Repeat it since dubs
roll
last person i texted was my ex i havent seen since i was like
18
22 now
roll gods spareth meith
>>690317322
Respond "sry i was just curious..."
>>690315929
roll
>>690317322
repeat the question
I refuse
>>690317265
What kind of phone you got annon
>>690317322
send again
Then say you downloaded a shady app, and it was a virus
Give me some Entertainment whilst im taking a shit
>>690317322
repeat it
>>690317322
Need me to spell it out? Why has my dick never been inside your vagina?
>>690317322
'I said, why haven't we fucked yet?'
>>690317322
resend the message
>>690317322
"I mean there's not a lot of room for interpretation in my text"
spoop
Rollarino
>>690317322
>Anonymous 06/18/16(Sat)21:07:45 No.690317265 ▶
if dubs you have to tell her to suck your dick and send a pic ;()
>re-roll this gayyyys
>>690317322
"pls respond"
>>690317436
>>690317462
>>690317558
>>690317613
waiting
>>690317417
Pretty sure a goat wouldn't be able to respond.
>>690317322
You heard me. And I really want to bend you over and fuck you silly.
>>690317665
almost satan checked
>>690317662
Double eh
>>690317692
roooollll em
>>690317709
Why did you do that?
boy i hope i dodge this bullet
rolleeeeeeeeeeeee
>>690317417
Kill
>>690317482
BLU: Model number-Dash JR TV
Build Number-ALPS.KK1.MP7.V1
>>690317789
Triple eh
>>690317773
so close.... too close to check-em
>>690317709
>I just need ass to eat
No wonder she didnt reply to you
And she even doesnt want to go to your party
>im full af
>>690317941
Pls
I give up, no dubs for me
Fuck it, not waiting to roll dubs
rolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
guess i'll roll
as johnny utah once said - FUCK IIIT!
>>690318026
Why have you forsaken me
>>690318033
check em
Godspeed y'all
>>690318033
do it fgt
>>690318026
free roll for you
rolling for donald trump
>>690318032
What happened next???
>>690315929
gets quaddos but doesnt deliverinoes<
roll for this:
OMG, I thought you were my sister. Pls ignore what I said.
>>690318032
ALPHA
L
P
H
A
>>690318010
It wasn't an invite, she just said she was full
Anyways, this fat bitch pissed me off, she legit loves fuckboys and all she talks about is them only wanting nudes
I've never once asked yet she spams me time to time
I digged this chick a lot actually, not gonna lie I'm kind of butthurt
Fuck it
>>690318275
I cam only pretend to be alpha for so long, we're just friends
>>690318214
skype counts right
phone is dead
>>690318010
And she's asked me to eat her ass/pussy before
gdmit lets go
>>690318464
Reroll
>>690318467
Who cares, think of it as an excuse to never talk to her again
>>690318658
Godfuckingdamnit reroll
>>690318545
pussy
>>690318467
Le friendzoned guy
Drop the fedora, pal. Move on to the next one if this one aint budging.
>>690318545
You're not supposed to tell her newfag
Hope i don't get anything then
>>690318545
Wow you're fucking gay.
>>690318617
reroll because im a madman
>>690318467
Did she call you a cuck
Whats her definition of a fuckboi?
Keep posting anon
This happened to me with a prissyblittle bitch, 6/10'withoit makeup 9/10 with and she said she hated fuck bois yet would always talk about sitting on their dicks forgetting that she was catholicnthe catholic little slut
>>690318779
i sent her the board lmao she knows
>>690318545
The whole point is that you don't give it context you dumb fuck. Can't wait for summer to be over.
>>690318980
3rd time the charm
This thread is a waterfall of disappointment.
>>690318545
What are you, a fucking gay?
>>690318540
pics of her?
>>690318545
fucking hell..
>>690319166
ITS TIME
>>690319158
duberino
>>690318545
Time to get real. Tell her you'd actually drive all that way if you thought you'd get to fuck her.
>>690319065
guys she already knew
>>690318717
Yeah true, she fucks around with guys too much
Oh well, fuck the bitch
>>690318812
>le
Fam
But true, I'll just drop the bitch
>>690318986
Yeah because I use it all the time
Okay so she'll talk to these skinny prissy americanized beaners who listen to shit bands like ADTR and while they fake like her they squeeze as much of nudes out of her then dump her
While I've been there day and night taking care of her, we've talked about dating but at the current time I was taken
Now I'm single and dead inside
>>690319311
YEAH TIME TO GET REAL ANON
>>690318545
consider killing yourself
>>690318032
Shes never seen temors?
>>690319166
Oh shit nigger
>>690319240
Last time
>>690319399
Consider posting
>>690319311
Pointless. the idiot linked her the thread, so now she's lurking.
>>690319167
gay retard
>>690319344
El Classico
She wants something from you when you can`t give it but when you need something she won`t give it
drop the bitch
>>690319166
DELIVER
>>690319344
>Okay so she'll talk to these skinny prissy americanized beaners who listen to shit bands like ADTR and while they fake like her they squeeze as much of nudes out of her then dump her.
>While I've been there day and night taking care of her
sounds like you actually are the cuckboi here anon..
Fuck bitches get money
>>690318467
dang you shoulda not beta'd like that, shoulda just say, " i was seeing if i could just smash that real quick" maybe she'd let you once.
>>690319666
TRIPS
>>690319489
linked her before i rolled
turned out i got dubs and she was the girl i was talking too
>>690319489
So what? He actually does want to fuck her, no?
>>690319666
Do it
>>690319608
He has a good boob job
>>690319166
You have the chance to rectify the thread
deliver pizzaman. and make it good.
rolling dis shit
>>690319666(You)
btw i aint rollin, i'm just here for the gets.
said in the first thread the last person i txtd was my ex's old as fuck mom.
>>690319344
>Taking care of her, talked about dating, etc
What are you getting out of this relationship? Cos it sounds like she talks about other guys' dicks just to make you jealous. Fuck her off, she's a mole
BLU guy here. Have delivered. Her name is Sarah.
>>690319862
Do it anyway newfag
>>690315929
Rolln'.........
>>690319739
Get off /b/ summerfag. You clearly don't belong here.
>>690315929
The last chick I talked to is apparently fucking my "brother" as we speak. So I mean ain't that some shit.
>>690319750
even if it was the case, she would laugh it off as a joke and not take him seriously now
>>690319862
You kidding? Querying to fuck your ex's mom will give biggest keks.
>>690320066
Ohhhhh
>>690319956
newfag? i've been here for almost 3 years now.
>>690320133
And the newfag gets dubs
>>690320066
In that case, a dick pic won't hurt.
Trips get you beta cucks
>>690320066
check'd
also i could ask her to fuck for the entertainment why not lmao
>>690320133
Fucking fappening faggot, you're even worse
>>690318545
>>690320182
i wish you wouldn't call me a newfag. i thought we were all anons here? aren't we legion?
Rolllin
>>690320098
i agree with this... you have a sacred duty anon
>>690320133
3 years is still new newfag
>>690320288
Deliver
I must say, kim kardashian is part of the loominarty
>>690320343
but i come here every weekend??
>>690319571
Yup, oh well
Her tits are nice
>>690319666
Except she doesn't fuck them, she likes my dick more than anything
>>690319678
We've talked about it and eh, it almost worked out except she pussied out
>>690319915
I get free nudes
And that's it tbh
Here I go!
>>690320283
>brushing off actual replies with shitty bait
>i was only trolling guise
You should kill yourself
>>690320283
>>690318540
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected
>>690320452
post some of the nudes
>>690320133
Everyone's a newfag
>>690320452
Genuinely ask her why she wont fuck you
You know what, fuck this bitch
Literally just hate fuck her rape
Not rawlin I want to see these posts go further
>>690320509
try it first and let me know how it goes?
Another one
>>690320667
Dubs. Get on that shit
>>690320667
1 off x2 satanic trips
>>690320446
>but i come here every weekend??
Eh guess ill Go and Sleep
Anon's how do I ask for nudes?
>>690320876
Sleep is for da weak
>>690320799
Check em
>>690320446
>kek I was only tr0lling
Kys
>>690320452
Oh, nudes
Still not sure that's worth it
>>690320446
>But i come here every weekend??
>>690320955
ur turn friendo
>>690321000
TRIPS
>>690321000
Trips. Gotta mean somethin
>>690320258
Only hope is the dick pic like the other anon said.
Wait a couple days then send it, so it gives enough time for the things that happened today to die down.
Then confess to her and tell her you've been wanting to send it for a long time
Good luck
>>690320509
>>690320992
samefagging the same shit when this is the internet and no-one gives a fuck.
kys kek lol tr0llan xD
Why do I do this to myself
>>690320452
post nudes of her or gtfo
>>690320580
Sex for you friendo
>>690320133
>3 years, not a newfag
>Come here every weekend
Boy, you really are new
>>690320588
Here
>>690320667
Actual fetish and would do
>>690318467
>cuck
>fuckboy
>ik tha lmao
good god fucking speak normally
>>690321519
She's into tumblr and shitty memes
corruptedshade
>>690320580
I give her a irl 6-1/2 - 7
Rollerino
>>690321501
I like her nipples. You have to fuck her. I believe
>>690321270
>samefagging
>two different people
>two different post
Wut
>>690320452
You're being to beta
>>690321501
She Italian? bitch is packing some pepperoni
Why am I doing this
I'll roll.
>>690321914
samefagging is when you copy someones post to make it seem like more people agree with them.
>>690322008
take your pick either way youre delivering
I'll roll
>>690321790
I've sucked on her nips, good tbh
maybe soon I'll hit
If I asked when she was in the mood, she tells me details of everything she does, then she'd say yes
>>690321925
Says you, newfag
>>690321940
Kek, I'm italian and I dig her peps
You're being desperate, I would stop that shit and just do it next time you see her
RAWLIN'
>>690322185
>dig her peps
Top fucking kek anon
>>690322185
God damn it bro, stop sounding so desperate. Not "if you let me hit it, my lady pls," but "When I'm going to hit it."
Fucking amateur.
>>690319990
>>690320580
>>690322185
holy shit anon
Rellionista
>>690322185
You're looking too desperate just make it known you're going to fuck and quit that "when I hit" shit and if not just do it when you hang out
>>690322465
>actually using this a defense
Jesus Christ anon
>>690322185
Chris you dogg
>>690322122
Mine weeny dubs, but yours...
>>690322664
lurking but not posting, so that guy wasent me
mainly laughing at all the responses, because she betted i wasent going to roll dubs
>>690322369
Thank anon
>>690322415
not amateur or desperate, anyways I'm working on it next time I see her
>>690322475
What?
>>690322561
My wording is shit right now
>>690322704
She likes me right now she's just being a bitch
>>690322922
>not amateur or desperate
Well you sound like it. I know it's cliche, but you gotta look more confident.
>>690322922
>She likes me right now she's just being a bitch
Rape culture
NO MEANS NO
How do you reply to multiple comments
>>690323043
I am when we hang, she likes to lay on my chest, trust me I'm not beta
>>690323115
Kek, she likes playing hard to get but she's told me she likes me
We've been friends for three five years kek
rool
>>690323170
>>690323170
>>690323170
>>690323170
>>690323170
Gee Anon I Don'T KnOW
>>690322185
what texting client is that?
Roll I guess
Rewl
>>690323353
its kik m8
>>690323170
>>690323170
>>690323170
▲
▲ ▲
Newfag
>>690323353
Not text client but modded kik for android
Bit dot do/crykik
>>690323293
More keks doesn't make it not rape
Rell
>>690323595
Either way, rape is my fetish
>>690323492
then what's with the background picture /:
>>690320580
post more
>>690323723
Faggot
See my reply >>690323567
Rolling for E B I N special digies of the doubled variety
Thread is 404
Oh well
I had fun
>>690316336
my chick was a bitch and bet you other anons had better
>>690323764
They've probably left by now anon
Rolleroni
>>690324115
Re-rolling
Give me them speckal digies. I'm a fag and I need an excuse.
Rollll
Rollllll
Re-Roll
