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>>690236114
something doesnt seem right about this one. fake?
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>>690236289
yea, probably is.
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>>690236228
kek
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>>690236114
I fell like this is from a movie
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>>690236160
Did he die?
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>>690238804
No he's perfectly fine
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>>690237490
Fuck you. I didn't reply to about a dozen of these and me mum is still alive. Fucking kill her already
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>>690239800
As much as they are fucking insane. They do some pretty good camera work.
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>>690239123
>rat is dead
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>>690236054
holy shit, any follow up?
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>>690239800
fictional and homosex
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>>690239800
that coward faggot missed , should be standing closer
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>>690237490
fuck you.
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>>690236114
shoot yourself in the chin = your tshirt changes and beard grows instantly
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>>690237490
Knob jockey
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>>690237490
that doesnt work , immunity cat is everywhere
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>>690237490
eat a dick nigger
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>>690240346
i have yet to see one respectable version of immunity cat.
the idea was good.
the execution is garbage
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>>690236114
fake, watch isis videos to see what point blank headshots look like.
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>>690236195
this is fake and if you can't immediately see that you're retarded
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>>690239962
none of you fags watched it ? why no one comments heads are moving after beheading
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Fukken reported
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I've never really seen isis exectutions as "rekts". They aren't entertaining to watch. There's no hilarity to it.
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>>690240432
Is he ok?
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>>690240879
didnt it happen on 9/11 anniversary ?
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>>690240843
>being this much of a summerfag
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>>690240691
little faggot
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>>690241013
yea hes just kinda flat now , he can sleep under bed
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>>690240483
They don't use revolvers that produce lots of muzzle flash.
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>>690241041
why do isis videos (if they are real, guessing not) have such high production costs and quality cameras
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Kek'd
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>>690241026
>taking the bait
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>>690241026
arent you what you call "summerfag" ? read his opened tabs , that was supposed to be a joke
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>>690241340
>1 AGL
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>>690241026
>Newfag detected
Deepthroatin that be hard m8
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>>690240843
>those tabs
I miss when these screenshots were a thing
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>>690240843
>summerfag alert
>doesn't detect b8
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>>690236114
It's from a movie, but I don't remember the name of it. Basically some video tape that makes everyone suicide or some shit like it.
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>>690237490
They insult but still reply.
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>>690241293

High production costs?

They would have 2 x good quality cameras. Some cunt would have donated them or the cash to get them. Pretty easy there.

Some cunt who likes computers would edit the videos in premier or something.

It's not high cost at all.
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>>690241293
isis has a lot of money and stuff , and many virgin losers from the whole planet join them and theyre educated , today if youre a loser in life you dont make another columbine but join isis
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>>690241026
>>being this much of a summerfag
>being this much of a summerfag
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>>690240645
actually takes a few moments for the brain to die after being starved from blood, just nerves still firing
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fug, i cant press any webm, technology will be the end of me, back when there were gifs, I had a time and i knew i wont see it as clearly, but them webms are 4K compared.


Also, i never liked gore and rekt threads, i see no point in them, not funny, not nice, they leave you scarred (And if they dont leave you scarred, that just means you ARE already scarred).

This is the worst poison spilled on humanity, 5000 years of slowly building ethics castle made out of cards, all down in crapper in less than 10 years.

It's easy for you fuckers, but I saw this type of movies on 10 y/o smartphones, we are nose deep in neo barbarism and are not even aware of it..
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>>690237490
Die
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>>690241293
Oh theyre real.

They have many jihadists and recruits from the West, they mustve put a few on their Media office, kek

ISIS actually understands how a state run on terrorism works. You gotta be scary but you also have to seem organized.

Think about it, in a way, the fact that these videos are so well made and in high quality, is even scarier than the fact that theyre killing people in gruesome ways. It means they have good technology and know what theyre doing rather than unorganized shitty flipphone camera bullshit.
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>>690241293
>Some guy with Sony Vegas on his laptop
>High production costs

Also, do you think they record their shit with videotape? All cameras these days will record in high definition and can be as small as a packet of cigarettes.
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>>690241935
hey terrorists know what the fuck they're doing. I always assumed them to be angry sand niggers with ak's kek
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>>690242157
You're a Yank, right.

Don't know anything outside the YOUNITEDSTATESRAR right.
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>>690242157
A lot of them are just leftist europeans re entering the middle east.
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>>690241480
>how gay can you get
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>>690241892
Meh, its 4chan.
If you think anything you see on these boards is applicable to any kind of demographic you are woefully out of touch.
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>>690241935
>good technology
>a digital SLR and a pirate copy of sony vegas
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>>690240483
why are you watching sand nigger videos for headshots just watch the dwyer vid
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>>690242157
please.
Dumbass rag heads.
Is /b/ where all the shitty losers who end up on TV get recruited?
>inb4 oldfag
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>>690237490
Ok
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>>690242247
Yes, you're right!

Ow mai Gaaaadddd, Dorrrr-eeee-toez!

worst people on Earth. The only good thing Isis is doing.
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>>690240183
dat shirt change.
>>690236114
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>>690242413
Are people still saying gay as an insult
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>>690240084
did he not die?
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>>690242961
gun also
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>>690242670
Yet they get the fucking point across in sharp high-res, carefully set up videos.

How fucking autistic are you going to be, arguing what equipment ISIS is using? Its about the end result and image they create.
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>>690236114
Mindblowing
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>>690240843
thanks, good work.
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>>690241026
is this a next level bait or
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>>690240084
This one kinda gets me. Clean kills with firearms are whatever, but this is just crude. That moment he gets up half way through, probably wondering why he's still concious..
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>>690243359
>the point across
>videotaping people murdering other people

Yeah, some mind blowing imagery and messages there, Kubrick
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>>690236114
ok tell me something , is this shitty gif some version of banana ? theres always a bunch of fucking idiots pretending that theyre only pretending being idiots and asking "amagad is it real ???"
every fucking retard can see its fake
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>>690237490
reeee
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>>690235958
DEMOLISHED
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>>690239123
Oh Lemmiwinks oh Lemmiwinks
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>>690244731
His fucking hat. Did he survived this or did he gor rekt forever?
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>>690237490
ayyyy
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>>690245232
id say he died,thats a big drop
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>>690240879

Not a suicide bomber, it was a crane that collapsed into a shopping mall
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>>690236114
that will keep his dentist busy
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>>690245385
Well, he was an idiot anyway, not a big loss I guess.
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>>690237490
nigeria
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>>690245486
Almost right. Wasn't a mall but a temple.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mecca_crane_collapse
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>>690239962
That one guy looked like he was enjoying it
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>>690237490
Dick
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>>690246102
you just dont barge in like that for fuck's sake
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>>690237490
fuck off
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>>690245232
He died.
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>>690246202
Actually, the video shows that you can
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>>690245232
There's a vid of him bleeding to death after the fall. Also a pic of him posing for a selfie at the top of the statue right before
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>>690237490
I love my mummy
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>>690236114
it is from vhs 2 i think
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>>690235958
"From van"
>on a pickup
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>>690237490
Fuck you you dog-raping kike
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>>690239800
wow creative
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>>690240483
You don't need isis to know that, I can tell from the pixels. Git gud m8.
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>>690241293
because they are given money by the american government
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>>690246353
and it also shows why you dont just barge in like that
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>>690239123
If a rodent shits while inside of you and then the shit comes out of your anus, is it your shit now or still his?

Food for thought.
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>>690240879
Blood for Baal!
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>>690247321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
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>>690247443
The shirtless guy turned into a cat and escaped.
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>>690241026
>>690241641
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>>690247558
Kek. Never noticed that
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>>690240432
I remember when this happened. It was all over the papers.
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>>690240432
He's gonna be all over the papers tomorrow.
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>>690244731
This isnt amsterdam faggot. its paris. place de republique
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>>690237490
meme
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>>690239800
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEXWRTEbj1I

damn
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>>690239846
the other guy had time to brush his teeth.
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>>690247783
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>>690246570
Fuck that bitch. Hope she gets eaten alive by a dog
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>>690241293
ISIS are very computer literate, and have a budget of over $500 million. They can afford it bro.
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>>690237490
bazooper
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>>690240691
game of thrones production value went up I guess.
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>>690246646
>missed the bus
>but the bus didn't miss her
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>>690242985
>>690242985
Possibly, you raging faggot.
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>>690237490
faggot
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>>690237490
fuck you
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>>690236054
This my favorite gif of all time
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>>690248450
are these movies good?i heard they were shit,this scene looks awesome
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>>690238804
why don't you try it anon and tell us how it goes
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>>690237490
fuck you
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>>690246492
>kek every time
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>>690248754
no aftermath?looks like his skin would have been torn off his face
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>>690237490
hello
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>>690248644
yeah the second one is hilarious
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>>690248285
kek
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>>690248907
Sorry, anon. That is all I have. I´m posting various rekt videos I have collected from 4chan over the years, and as you can imagine, there is normally no way to know if there are aftermaths
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>>690248303
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>>690247558

That's what I would do too.

Relevant:

https://youtu.be/cDjLC9HtIfI
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>>690236160
watching rigor mortis set in is fascinating
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>>690247603

Crushed by a concrete mixer drum. Just like the old gypsy woman said.
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>>690236160
Fake and gay
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>>690248552
>perfect file name
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Sadly, this video seems to be fake (they are not the same person). At least, that was the conclusion of 4chan the last time I put this
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>>690248450

WW2: The Movie.
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>>690247195

That was the refs fault, you can see the blue corner being like "Dude, stop it, you're going to kill him" and the ref is like "Let's just see how this plays out"
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>>690249221
... n-na bro fuck that
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>>690249109
no worries anon
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>>690237490
Fuck off you shithead
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>>690248999
cool il give them a watch
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>>690249562
people who hurt animals and children should never be allowed to rejoin society
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>>690249366
And that is how you make a car disappear.

>>690249221
"Our village is so small, there is literally no room to swing a cat"

>>690249407
Rigor mortis takes hours, it's a brain stem response.
-> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abnormal_posturing#Decerebrate
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>>690237490
fucking hate these
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>>690237490
hi
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>>690247443
>gopher on the right
every fucking time
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>>690247915

...but why? Just because niggers are prone to stealing?
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>>690245232
he died for a selfie he never got.
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>>690248303

Filename fucking lol
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>>690249819
No idea. Found this on a rekt thread some time ago
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>>690249407
Rigor mortis takes quite some time to set in, that's not what you're seeing. You're seeing his nervous system go into full spastic mode because of the massive brain trauma, causing it to blast it's remaining energy through the nervous system contracting muscles all over. Rigor mortis is when the muscles and joints start to calcify, creating the infamous unbendable body.
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>>690248450

Man sitting with his back to the entrance--first mistake.
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Love ma momma dawg
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>>690236114
Faker then a two dollar bill
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>>690237490
zembevuela
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>>690248061
wheres the version without the bs editing?
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>>690245758
No spatter on the sign?

I'm calling it fake.
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Can anyone get me the webm of that asian kid stabbing the other kid to death and just walking away?
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>>690249953
>Rigor mortis is when the muscles and joints start to calcify

Only if you are killed by the fucking medusa.
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>>690246570
MODS MODS MODS
ANIMAL CRUELTY MODS
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>>690249819

Nigga just really wanted some coffee.
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>>690240879
What happened here?
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>>690250067

That's one way to do it I guess.
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>>690250115
I was looking for this as well
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>>690250092
I'm calling it using a tiny gun. The fat piggy was Bjork's stalker. Used a .22 or something to kill himself after sending her a letter bomb or something. No exit wound -> no brains on the wall.
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>>690247558
fucking kek'd good post
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>>690240691
Maise williams?
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>>690250166
After death, respiration in organisms ceases, depleting the corpse of oxygen used in the making of adenosine triphosphate (ATP). When oxygen is no longer present, the body may continue to produce ATP via anaerobic glycolysis. When the body's glycogen is depleted, the ATP concentration diminishes and the body enters rigor mortis.[2] ATP is required to cause separation of the cross-bridges during relaxation.[3] Additionally, calcium enters the cytosol after death. Calcium is released into the cytosol due to the deterioration of the sarcoplasmic reticulum. Also, additional calcium enters the cytosol from the extracellular fluid due to the breakdown of the sarcolemma. The calcium activates the formation of myosin-actin cross-bridging. Once calcium is introduced into the cytosol, it binds to the troponin of thin filaments, which causes the troponin-tropomyosin complex to change shape and allow the myosin heads to bind to the active sites of actin proteins.[1] In rigor mortis myosin heads continue binding with the active sites of actin proteins via adenosine diphosphate (ADP) and the muscle is unable to relax until further enzyme activity degrades the complex.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rigor_mortis

Every dead animal will suffer calcification of it's muscles and joints, not just those killed by Medusa.
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>>690247915
You can't have nice things in this world full of niggers
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>>690247195
did he died?
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>>690250092
not fake
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>>690241670
VHS 2?
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>>690250399
And that, kids, it´s Natural Selection working
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>>690248200
Hnnnnggg.....nice...dubs....
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>>690250538

Proof please.
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>>690246570
This is how they deal with animal population when they don't want to, or can't go to a vet. In some countries they dont have a vet in every town. The alternative is packs of wild dogs killing children, spreading rabies, and attacking pets. As unappealing as this is to molly coddled 1st worlders. This is life in the real world. Sometimes shit's gotta die, and its not pretty. Think about how your burger gets made.
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>>690236114
its from a movie called /VHS/ 2.
fuckin mystery solved
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>>690250638

Interesting. Fucked up, but still interesting.
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>>690244731
place de la republique, paris, france, retard
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>>690248961
>>690249221
>>690249677

>>690250067

MODS CRUELTY BREAD CRUELTY PREAD
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD
BEFORE MORE TEARS ARE SHED

MODS MODS MODS!
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>>690250610
Not same anon, but here you go.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_L%C3%B3pez_(stalker)
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>>690250610
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=54d_1333752609
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>>690250610

Go look for it yourself you uppity cunt. Start with bjorks stalker in Google.
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>>690237490
arsehole
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>>690250610

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ricardo_López_(stalker)
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>>690250399
im gonna spoil it for everyone.
it was a joke video
dudes actually a base jumper
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>>690250709
Weave everywhere
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>>690237490
dgfg
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>>690249221
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>>690237490
twat
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>>690250754
you forgot flipper. cruel
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>>690237490
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>>690250736
someone already said that cunt
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>>690250986
im pretty sure flipper is happy
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>>690250968
hnnng, maisie williams
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>>690237490
>all but certain this is (You) bait
>still don't wanna take that chance
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>>690250458
>Calcification is the accumulation of calcium salts in a body tissue.

While calcium is involved in muscle function, not everything where calcium is involved is necessarily a calcification.

>In rigor mortis myosin heads continue binding with the active sites of actin proteins via adenosine diphosphate (ADP) and the muscle is unable to relax until further enzyme activity degrades the complex.

This. It's just your normal muscle action, except there is no energy (ATP) left to remove the actin filaments from the myosin. Basically the muscles just "lock up". Calcification means that there is actually a build up of calcium crystals/sediment.
Basically you have the right idea, but I disagree with the word calcification in that context.
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>>690249562
We have to find this man and beat him to death.
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>>690250909
well then it's all good
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>>690250734
But why ?
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>>690250986
Flipper was getting an interspecie blowjob
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>>690237490
no
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>>690250368
I guess it would be possible, but i'm really surprised there wasn't even the smallest shard of his skull flying out under such pressure.
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>>690249972
Stupid kid should of got out the way
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>>690251216
that look in her eyes. instantly wants the d
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>>690251117
Yeah, you're right. I should have been a bit clearer in my assertion.
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>>690247049
If /b had a video game, he'd be the final boss.
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>>690237490
nein!
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>>690247195
That fucking roll with the arm in choke. If this is a pure wrestling event, I'm pretty sure that's how you get banned.
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>>690250067
I don't care if people eat cats and dogs and shit. But when people skin animals alive it just makes me sad
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>>690251506
I think he would be the princess you rescue at the end of the game
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>>690251465
No harm done. Just me being obsessive.
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>>690247975
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>>690251580
This video was actually in reverse, the original shows that they're actually stitching the wound closed. But this version is far more glorious on the internet, so it's more widely seen.
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>>690236114
this shit from one of the VHS movies
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>>690251528
Would have been so funny if she had accidentally stepped onto the third rail after that.
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>>690237490
o
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>>690240843
Go fuck yourself summerfag.
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>>690251659
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>>690251433
how did this happen?
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>>690248961
didnt expect much from a nignog wearing a skirt.
shame it didnt kill the nog
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>>690237490
faggy
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>>690248200
>What do you do for a living?
>I'm a surgeon.
>Oh, so you save people's lives!?
>...No, I turn dicks into vaginas
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>>690237490

Now you don't need to reply to anything similar ever again.
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>>690239907
Make believe and poking butt
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>>690249366
I couldn't have guessed it. Without the magic of those red circles, one frame I would be seen a normal traffic and the next one a crash between two trucks, from nowhere.
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>>690251331
#1 dad
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>>690237490
stop this shit
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>>690251466
I love the contrast between the videos of the dad catching the bat or baseball before it hits their kid, and this guy failing to stop a ball from hitting his wife.

Hilarious
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>>690249562
brilliant, but and the chinks? The chinks believe that the dogs are chickens
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>>690251506
A big fat corpulent mass like the heart at the end of Contra.
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>>690251820
for the love of god somebody tell me she deserved it
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>>690237490
fuck you shiet of peace
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>>690250115
>>690250310
It's on Liveleak.
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>>690251216
oh, the love
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>>690240483
It wasn't the shirt changing to a completely different shirt that gave it away?

You should be a detective or some shit
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>>690251263
>I guess it would be possible.

That's what fucking happened you idiot.
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>>690249562
Since when is /b/ so soft? Both sides of this video are interesting.
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>>690237490
my mother died about 5 month ago
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>>690250638
this

Where i live last year an old woman was attacked by a pack and had her legs eaten off
Animals harmfull to humans should not be left roaming around.
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>>690251981
#1 are those of thor
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>>690252280
Congratulations
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>>690252280
This is not the best place to look for comfort
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>>690250734
Browsing gore threads since '07, and THIS shit got me scarred.
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>>690240084
I wish they would experiment on these fuckers at least. The nazis made a lot of scientific breakthroughs through their war crimes. This is just a waste of life/death.
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>>690251216
>that left haymaker
almost gave me a boner
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How did they not hear it coming?
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