Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
last claim
>>690195728
Feeling more better and bored outta my mind, you?
Dio-sama...
still here
what should i do with my first paycheck?
CLIZZAIMED. Karen whats good are ppl being up in here.
>>690195873
Goodnight (I'd assume), fellow Shiro claimer. Have warm, lengthy dreams of you and your spectacular waifu.
>>690195816
can't draw for shit so what to do to make it look like konata ?
I'm trying to do a thing with this images but not all the waifus have been made
still here
>>690195477
>roll away
i want to die
im such a fucking failure to my family
ive betrayed my friends and my loved ones
i dont even remember why i fucking done it in the first place
im doing nothing to benifit this place.
later /waifu/
it was fun.
Hotpants Clamied
>>690195900
good day Mr.Dio, how's your day?
>>690195958
Buy cute clothing
memes make the world go round
>>690196015
later some of us will catch up later and have a laugh in hell
>>690195538 #
I don't get that.
>Because her fan art is fat?
>>690195560 #
>I had forgotten.
You want to be lewd don't you?~
>Roll.
>>690195676 #
B-But who's going to be lewd with me?
>And listen in~
>Mizore
Claim
>>690195958
>Get fit, if not already
Learn a language
Idk
>>690195798
Sorry for this, the world is unfair.
It's unfortunate, it's better to delve into the things you enjoy at times like these, yes?
>>690196029
Well it's 2 am right now and I've been playing LoL for a few hours as I've got nothing else to do other than watching animes.
So my, night, is just fine.
>>690195816
Goodnight, Kyouko.
Sleep well.
>>690195576
Indeed, I'm used to that, sadly.
You won't sleep until nigh time, or you're taking a nap during the day, Anomaly?
>>690195550
And I appreciate you for it.
A lot. Thank you, Karen.
Claimed, be back in a few
>>690194928
For sure, its legit everybody wins, the end
>>690195120
So far they are way easier to deal with, at the same time though having a bunch of chick friends is also a pain so it kinda sucks either way.
>>690195979
y-you too
>>690195996
Admirable efforts, Anon. If you need help vectorizing, or anything of the sort, let me know!
>>690195768
ARISE!
>>690195798
Can't say I remember a Seff either. I'd say who I was back then, but I wasn't well liked (And from I've gathered, I'm still not) so I keep my past self separated from who I am now. After all, I'm so different, nobody even recognizes me.
>>690195870
>>690196114
Hehehe, we always have... You Know...
Oh, and Kyokokoko.
>>690195708
Haha, it's fitting though. If not pepperoni, Roly Poly's.
>Best idol claimed
>>690196276
I can do that , I can't draw characters
I'm off to sleep!
See you later everyone, have a good day.
>>690196374
nice taste man
fucking nice taste
Akiko claimed
By now I'm pretty sure long straight hair with a frou is the superior hairstyle. All the rest is for infidels
>>690195120
So?
>>690195399
When you get cheesed you just cheesed back
Get 3 pharas and fuck their shit up
>>690195962
Lucy is cute!
>>690196015
>failure to my family
Welcome to the club
>>690196114
>fan art is fat
Wot.... I dont remember seeing fat mizore when making my folder..
>>690196255
Happy end!
>>690196360
Well.. I DO eat alot of pizza
>>690196424
Sleep well kyouko!
>>690196196
> I've been playing LoL for a few hours
Cool!, i start to play Heroes of the storm and it's pretty good, the only bad thing is, it takes forever to buy a heroe
>>690196441
Thanks
>>690196015
hope you feel better anon
>>690196033
well i do need more underwear and maybe 2 pairs of pants
>>690196188
im ok i could stand to lose a few pounds though. what language?
>>690195890
Bout to play some cs:go
Just got back from a friends house we went to the casino then went to the sex store and he bought a 12" pink doible sided dildo
>i dont know what this picture is i hope its not lewd
>>690196424
night Kyouko
>>690195958
Better question, what do you do besides work and games?
>Tristana
>>690196276
Do you think those two could handle it?
>I did give you a bit of a show last night.
>>690196424
Night KY jelly!
>>690196210
Should sleep more, considering it is the weekend.
Probably sleeping over the whole day once I'm done with gym later on.
>>690196424
Goodnight.
>>690195816
No lewds for you guys
>>690195996
Fixed it up for ya.
>>690196614
sleep and post
>>690196015
I'm still here if you want to talk
About anything at all, or complain or vent.
As I am, always and for everyone.
>>690196210
You're welcome! How've you been? Besides the shitty sleeping?
>>690196196
>LoL
I thought better of you, Taichou
shit teams frustrating you in dota?
>>690196424
Night kyouko
>>690196498
Nothing, I welcomed him and asked him if he could pick someone else, when he didn't I told him to enjoy himself here.
>>690196276
matoko pls
>>690196255
>chick friends
??
Why would you have more of these?
>>690195816
>>690196522
I've seem a few.
>We're you talking about me? You haven't seen my body yet!
>>690196583
Don't worry, its katana coated in blood
>gif
I JUST FAPPED ALREDY
>>690196689
Rollin for megu lewds!
>tfw driving for my first time at 8 AM on Monday
rip
>>690196579
Add some lewd underwear thighs and a skirt
I'll be glad to chip in
>>690196767
Oi shit
>>690196713
not really
>>690196799
You're fuckin dead yo
>>690196713
>>690195996
Fixed it up even more, completely free of charge.
>>690196887
It wasn't transparent previously, and that was his intention.
>>690196579
Ignore other post. Get some running shoes, cardio and calisthenics
Languages. What languages do you hear around your neighborhood?
Claiming!
>>690196776
Good i told you were not fuckin
>>690196799
See
>>690196903
Also karen did you want to play cs
>>690194831
Phone posting
> shitposting epitome
>>690195120
Cuz muh chats are usually me being a drunk cunt
>>690196015
How long until this becomes copypasta?
>>690196424
Sleep well.
>>690196522
Hey you are what you eat :^)
>>690196799
>8 AM
>Rush hour
It was nice knowing you Mugi.
>>690196903
im apparently driving down busy roads too
im so fucking dead lol
>>690196988
I didn't ask for that
>>690196988
I still didn't fix it up completely.
>>690196903
Our of curiosity, what drives you to reach out to people on 4chan? I'm the guy with MS btw.
>>690196530
I've played Heroes of the storm, dota 2 and smite too. The first thing I did in Heroes of the storm was trying to buy Leoric, I think that I must've played at least 80% of my matches as Leoric as my objective was to get his lvl 10 skin and have some skeletal swagger. Wich was kind of a lot of matches, I was at around 55 matches and I had only played 2 other characters wich barely had 10 matches each.
>>690196752
No, its just that the only variety that I can have is to play a different moba, my laptop is pretty shitty and old.
Hey everyone.
>>690197037
Yuuukkkiiiiiiiiiiiii!
>>690197073
Fine I'll go fuck someone else then.. like hotaru
>>690197097
Literally my case lmao
>>690197148
Your intentions were to make it transparent, which you failed at doing so.
>>690196776
Why u do dis yuno?
>>690197266
read the post please
>>690197156
I want to make people happy, like Karen makes me happy.
Everyone should be happy.
>>690197236
If you cheat on me
>>690197311
R-roll
>>690197311
>Singles lewds get!
Check this single.
>>690197236
HEYO!!!! What's up?!
>>690197234
What's cooking ace?
>>690197374
Make me happy please
>>690197175
the only MOBA that i never played is smite,
it's good?
and btw getting a heroe to lvl 10 is god damn hard.
>>690197234
Hello, are you enjoying your day?.
>>690197097
its fucking bullshit i'll tell you what dude
i asked a friend who already did this and he said "all you need to know is what the brake and the accelerator does"
thats got to be bullshit
>>690197374
>memelord
>happy
pick one
>>690197374
You were nice to me when i first came here
>>690196824
thighs? no im trying to get rid of money
>>690197027
i literally cant do that unless after i get the gel shoe inserts and my feet stop wanting to kill me. English and Spanish. I already took Spanish in high school and it was ok
>>690197311
Becasue megu's Zettai Ryouiki is killing me
>off by one last post
FUCK
U
C
K
>>690197432
Better gimme cummies then nigga
>>690197460
BORED and eating popcorn, you??
Y isn't king of the hill on adult swim
>>690197368
You still failed, just get over it.
Mine
>>690196390
Neither can I, I wish I could. Well, good luck to ya!
>>690196636
Oh, I wouldn't doubt it in the least. Especially Kyokoko.
>>690196752
CHICKUN!
>>690197234
Sup Aizawa.
>>690197149
God dammit, give me 5 minutes. This is driving me nuts.
>>690197374
As much as I agree, I don't see why that makes it your responsibility at all.
>>690197536
Legwear cutie
Buy some and Wear it under your normal clothing
Imagine how hot that would be
>>690197571
you didn't even read the post
10/10 retard
>>690197539
You want yum yum cum yuno?
>>690197508
Yes it is hard, when I reached 50 matches I still had a good bunch of matches to do, and I had XP boosters activated so it would probably take around 150 matches without any boosters, maybe more. I could also just be completely wrong about my math. Truth is, I didn't play any Hots matches in a lil while.
>>690197699
You're still bitching. Why the absolute fuck would I care if you didn't ask anyways?
>>690197539
Holy crap I want popcorn now! I just got back from drinking at my brothers place
>>690197374
happy for everyone desu
>>690197539
>Eating popcorn
Mah niggest
>>690197789
you're still tying?
if you missed the post why bother replying at all ?
>>690197536
Join some random exercise club like tai chi, yoga, or buy a mat and do it with YouTube
You only hear spanish and English around your block?
>>690197073
Nah man I was just chatting you up, seeing how your life was going.
>>690197077
Drunk people can be fun though, even if it's just shitposting.
I've never seen you post here before, so I don't know how bad you can really be.
You're not so bad to me at least. Are you the mercy/galko?
>>690197143
send pics when you do a flip
>>690197175
Oh right, sucks then.
What MMR are you in dota again? 6k?
>>690197502
I can only try, how was your day? Won any games on league lately?
Something got you feeling down?
>>690197509
memes make me happy
>>690197529
Because you completely deserved it, lucy.
I get really happy when I see you making friends with everyone else here. Means if I were to leave you would still be able to chill.
>>690197612
EXPLAIN
>>690197864
CHAINSAWS FOR EVERYONE
>>690197539
Nah nigga u sick
>>690197708
Mizore you seen how this shit went down in the anime and the manga
Stop trying to steal my shipmate
>>690197374
So no cs:go?
>>690197933
What I'm trying to say is, I only fixed it for my benefit, not yours.
>>690197772
do you still play HotS?
if so, do you want to play a match one day?
>>690197641
It's not my responsibility, but I enjoy seeing people happy. I enjoy just happiness all around. I enjoy making people happy and distracting myself from my lack of it.
It's a good feeling, you know? To think you made someone smile.
Maybe one word or two, but it would mean a lot to some people!
>>690197969
I haven't updated it in forever, sorry.
Internet too laggy to play.
>>690197955
Alright im gonna solo queue
Rolling for megumin lewds
>moka
>>690197236
Fuck now I want some pizza, probably not a good idea to eat anything though.
>>690197509
>"all you need to know is what the brake and the accelerator does"
And the gear shift, turning signals, mirrors, etc.
He wants you to die kek. You've been through all of this in class though, right?
>>690197612
>Getting lewd with others
>Having you watch
Heheh~
>>690197969
Hey. Hey.
>Hey.
Mizore best girl.
>>690198062
thanks for "fixing" it, uploading and quoting me then
>>690197708
YES GIMME GIMME CUMMIE
>>690197834
>>690197880
Oi christ I just choked on a popcorn shell and spat out my dr pepper...
>>690197969
And you swallow~
>>690198168
I want pizza too!
Sour bout that puking
>>690198147
Have fun dude
>Karen
>>690196015
nice attention whoring
post pic or don't count on any sympathy
>>690198251
Oh you really want it tonight.
Open wide and say...
>Ahhhhh~
>Mizore
>>690197651
i dont know the heat kills me right now.
>>690197937
yeah i mean i live in a resort town so a lot of languages come through here. today alone at work there was British people some kind of Korean i want to say and also German, it changes on the daily really
>>690198251
>worth
>>690198315
savage
I replied to you btw about the extra ruri
>>690196752
Hey Karen!
I've been alright, just a exhausted for the lack of rest. Been busy the whole week so far, but it'll pay off I hope.
What about you? It's been a while.
>>690196643
I probably should, it's still only 3 AM.
I'll try to get back to sleep soon enough, thank you for worrying.
Isn't going to the gym problematic for you because of your schedules, or you're not supposed to go at early hours of the day?
>playing League
>play Quinn top full armor pen
>win
Man I havent had this much fun since that zed game yesterday
hows everyone doing rn
>>690198212
If mizore is so great why was the marriage called off
>>690198251
When i know its safe to do shit thays when we gon fuck
>>690198455
There are ones really light , specially made to wear under regular clothing you know. Just legs and underwear would be enough
For now.
>>690198586
>forgot pic
>>690198454
AHHH~
>>690198477
Hell na that sucked! Wasted dr pepper -_-
>>690198605
>safe
The hell you mean???
>>690198485
Totally should in that case.
No problem at all.
Today's an exception, normally going there pretty late and never during the weekends.
Homu-Homu claimed :3
>>690198138
Aye. Usually I'm the one passing it forward. Telling stories was always my favorite method of making people smile.
It hasn't just been you though. Anomaly shared some awesome music with me earlier, smug and I had a great conversation without words, and Tomoko caught me off guard with that tri-gun clip.
It's been a great night, and a pleasure meeting everyone. See ya, I'm going to go get lost in a cloud of haze.
>>690197955
>tfw you're considered the happiest person in your group of IRL friends but you actually want to die 24/7
>no it's not just a prank bro
>>690198168
Yeah
But this is just to see if I'm eligible to take my DMV test
>Mugi
>>690198724
Good girl~
>>690198856
Homu a cute!
>>690197478
ey
>>690197502
Overwatch
>>690197508
Mostly
>>690197612
Eyo. Also, call me Barry, it's what my friends here know me as.
>>690198947
My turn! Bend over~
>>690198856
>that gif
>>690198096
Well the biggest reason why I wasn't playing HotS is because it's the moba where I am the most likely to get a blue screen, in fact I just got one right now because I felt like looking at my HotS Hero stats to see how many matches I played as Leoric, by the way in case I wasn't clear, I did reach lvl 10 as Leoric.
>>690198724
>wasted dr pepper
Good! Dr.Pepper is gross!
>that's right, I said it
>>690198922
>>tfw you're considered the happiest person in your group of IRL friends but you actually want to die 24/7
>>no it's not just a prank bro
So relatable it hurts.
>>690198251
I'm drinking watermeloan juice
>>690198614
hmmm i think the legs would be a start... i would have to get them somewhere else though the cashier girls gossip
>>690198868
Have a good one man.
>>690198586
>>690198634
I guessed that was you lol, glad you're having fun.
I'm going to the bank soon.
Ehm something old man you know
>>690198485
Exhausted? You say you always sleep like this? 3 hours or less?
If it's only 3 AM really go back and try to sleep, don't hurt yourself.
I've been doing fine, I was pretty sick yesterday but I powered through and I'm okay now.
Nothing much going on right now, gotta head to the bank in a few minutes.
>>690198868
I'm glad we could pass on some cheer to you, man!
Hopefully you can drop by again and tell me how your day was going. Or how you buttered your toast or what your sheets felt like.
>>690197955
Chickun arise.
>>690198212
Do I look like some kinda cuck, Mizore?!
>>690199015
But the files are called Aizawa.... I'ma get confused for a few days here...
>To the Konata person
I hope it helps somewhat.
>Makoto
>>690197955
>Day was chill, had some oatmeal, soccer game ended with penalty, so that was a bummer
>Yes
>I can't return to training because money's tight
Good try and I'd like to return the question back at ya, with the second being what's your highlight for this year?
>>690198455
>German is a bit easier in terms of grammar and pronunciation
>British is fukkin krumpets,
>Korean is tough.
That's my take. I'd choose both German and korean, but that's because I have time on my hands. I'll learn one with you if that means anything
>>690197529
Don't leave me. Plus you showed me kiniro and brought joy into my life fam
>>690198922
>tfw you're considered the happiest person in your group of IRL friends but you actually want to die 24/7
MUGI STOP I FUCKING CANT
>>690198724
I cant afford to be sick and work that overtime
>>690198947
Stop it
>>690199022
>>690198947
Stop that.
>>690199056
GASP..lousy rat! you have some nerve!
>still love you
>>690199118
Bout to drink deez nutz more like it
>>690199212
YOU DARE DENY ME OF MY CUMMIES?
>>690199126
Yes that would be a great start
You kind buy them at a different store or even online with discrete packaging
>>690199022
>>690198947
This is making me hot
>>690199176
I replied to you man! Don't worry
right here
>>690197955
>Karen
>>690199056
https://youtu.be/jvCTaccEkMI
>Tristana
>>690198947
>>690199022
Either get the fuck out.
Or kill yourselves.
>cringe
>>690199482
>>690199051
>most likely to get a blue screen
sorry to hear that,
speaking about that, i had to download Razer Cortex to try and minimize the lag.
> I did reach lvl 10 as Leoric.
wow contrats! i'm trying to find my main before i get a heroe to lvl 10
>>690199419
OOOOOOOO WE getting lewd in here~ Oh lawdly lawd!
>>690199482
Newfag
>>690199328
When ever you are better you can drink as much as your small mouth can hold
>>690199161
no thats alright it would be rather casual in my learning of something else. i would probably learn the one that i wouldnt think id hear
>>690199407
not going to do online i would prefer if it was cash and done. I think the local JC Penny should have that kind of stuff
>>690199611
>small
EXCUSE ME???
I'LL SHOW YOU SMALL
>>690199022
Hmm?
>Like this?~
>>690199153
I never said you weren't allowed to join in.
>and take me~
>>690199212
You can join too.
>Miss superior vampire.
>>690199323
>Getting to it.
>>690199419
Then keep your clothes off.~
>>690199419
>giving lewds for dubs
>>690199765
Stop.
>>690198251
It's all good, it subsided thankfully. That disgusting taste is still there though, need mouthwash.
>tfw I have like 5 in the deep freeze right now.
>>690198922
Hmm, very different from how we had to do it. Damn another test, RIP.
>no it's not just a prank bro
Looking back on all the jokes I've made, it's all been true at some point.
>>690199161
>oatmeal
I can't eat this at all.
You play lots of soccer? Watched the game yesterday? Sweden vs Italy?
If you like that stuff, Kyouko and Emi also like to talk about it a lot.
I don't do anything most of the day. Not in summer at least. I just sit here and post or play a little overwatch. So that's what happened today lol.
My highlight would be the Kin'Iro Mosaic movie this year. How about you?
Money's tight? Where do you work?
>>690199726
>Show us small
You mean Yuki's member right?
>>690198586
Chillin
>Tristana
>>690199328
>>690199452
I've just never been a fan of Dr.Pepper, idk. Just tastes super odd to me.
>>690199710
Great, having the courage to buy them in person is part of the training later on , I hope you don't become too shy in the spot
And show me later .
>>690199030
>>690198978
Hehe~
>>690199765
Yess~ that's a good girl~
>>690199892
Ugh I hate that too..
>>690199989
I got something else that'll taste odd~
>>690199989
Don't worry about it, friend.
>Dio
>>690199765
>>690199581
>>690199419
>>690199022
This is going too far
>>690199767
But they're conversation is sooo hot
I just got Robbed on Overwatch I was running a Reinhart Blocking my trob's turret 1 min left and the game kicks me for inactivity. Wtf Blizzard
cancer
>>690199765
>>690200084
>>690199726
Mmm i hope you will
>nice and tight
>>690199765
You wont be a part of it>>690199765
>>690200109
Fixed that image for you
>Yuno
>>690200084
>kinky
>>690200109
fucking kek!
>>690200109
>>690200017
i intend to buy it with other stuff. my wallet is getting a little old and i do need new pants and underwear
>>690195816
So why do gross virgins use words like waifu?
>>690199087
It's awful
>>690199209
I can't and I won't
I'm hope don't attention whore for too long, but it's a thought I try to keep in the back of my mind by doing other stuff. It works most of the time but it's a combination of my mood and not having anything to do to not think about it that MAKES me think about it.
I wouldn't consider it too serious as I haven't actually tried to kill myself and I'm still too much of a pussy anyway.
Just for a comparison my friend actually had a failed suicide attempt...
>>690200256
I mean, there's nothing realy bad about Pepsi, it's just "Ok" or even "Meh" unlike Dr. Pepper that just tastes straight up like sewage.
>>690199153
Yeah well consider it me being like hey you're cool and stuff. Also to be fair, Barry's what I respond more rapidly to as it's what I'm used to.
>>690199963
I've been experiementing with some of my favorite champs such as Quinn Zed Viktor Irelia and Ekko
>basically building them full assassin only exception is viktor who gets a little tankier
>>690200329
Smart move, get a pair of lewd underwear too
It will not hurt one bit , Do you have a color of preference ?
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>>690200255
>Nice and tight
OOOO BOY I feel sorry for you~
>Gonna destory that
>>690200272
>Wedding dress
Whoa there not so fast!
>>690200409
LAWL you drinked from sewage??
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>>690200615
This better?
>>690200660
I want to be a newfag too
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>>690200256
>Pepsi
>Gross
U wot m8y?
>>690200084
It lingers which is even worse.
>>690200324
>Melon Fanta
Where has this been all my life?
>>690200615
Your right im gonna be able to climb inside you when im done
I'm gonna put my clothes on...
>>690200399
I'm not going to repeat your entire text except the last line but that's basically me as well dude
I feel you so much, there's really no way out.
We just have to wait until it's time to die. At least you have the choice to an hero.
No more of this though, we're probably getting some people sad.
>>690200615
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ
>>690200839
I'm sure karen would enjoy that.
>>690199989
>Apply Dr. Pepper spray to tastebuds
Fuck Kronk likes it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0TArgrnxHNA
>>690199710
Fucking Farsi
>>690199915
When weather is good I play with randoms at parks, adapt to playstyle.
I'm more of a watcher than a talker
When discussing soccer
Recommend that movie?
Don't work atm, full-time student, money made from scholarships and little summer jobs
>>690200334
You tell me Mr. Sexman Jones
>>690200695
Ooooo~ Yess much better~
>>690200786
Dont have any mints?
>>690200839
You aint going to be able to hold in your shit when I'm done with you~
>>690200857
Keep it like that.. its lewder~
>>690200510
i think that would be a little much
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