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ITT we talk like gentlemen, Trips=flip total shit dubs= calm

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ITT we talk like gentlemen,
Trips=flip total shit
dubs= calm it down alittle
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Why hello there chap
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>>690175496
Howdy folks, how are y'all on this fine Friday night?
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Hello, gents
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Good evening everyone
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RIP thread
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>>690176415
nvm
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I must say that this is an excellent thread
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>>690176467
Agreed good sir!
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Righty o
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>>690176467
Well said my good sir
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hi how are yah
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Indeed
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Top o' the mornin
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>>690176747
I'm am well. How are you?
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Madness now.
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>>690176884
wonderful weather we're having
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You guys are all fucking autistic.
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Such a lovely evening for a pint, eh lads?
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>>690176938
My good sir,
Only after the thrice repeating digits appear will we begin acting as if we were savages
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>>690177272
Frick off Ricky!
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>>690176938
Hello brothers
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Hi
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>>690177443
off by 1 omg
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Well it is a fine evening for a good chat.
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>>690177543
Why, hello there!
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>>690177272
ooohkay squidward see you round
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>>690177708
kek
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How's everyone tonight?
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>>690178530
Doing fine, and you, my good sir?
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>>690178530
How swell, it's the lad
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>>690175496
My good OP, what happens when one of us gets quads?
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>>690179012
We become a mad horde of SJWs
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Fair enough
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>>690178944
fuck you fucking sob
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>>690179344
I dare not turn into one of those beasts.
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Oh bother, I seem to be on fire.
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>>690179344
and you too punk bitch
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>>690179537
Hmm, I can't seem to remember where I keep my fire extinguisher.
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>>690179445
>>690179573
Those are both me

lek
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relax
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>>690179801
My good sir, it seems that my willy is confused.
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>>690175496
ello govnor.
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>>690180101
...
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>>690179980
how about now
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>>690180101
Quite the weather we are having, no?
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>>690180267
Now my brain is confused.
I say, what is going on?
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>>690180285
Yes, quite indeed.
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>>690175496
flip em
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imma get them trips if it kills me
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>>690179763
what be this "lek" word you use? might you be a recent user of this website that is also attracted to your own gender, therefor not knowing the proper manor in which we speak? it seems as if you try to say "kek" but god hates you so much that not even he permits you to feeling any sort of superiority to anyone, for you are a nigger.
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>>690180452
what is this talk of "trips" and why would there be such a panic if someone "got them"?
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>>690180460
oh thank you sir for your zebra themed erotica
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>>690180457
lek
cool story bro
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>>690175496
checksum
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>>690175496
again
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>>690180717
Where does one begin and the other one end?
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>>690180432
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Quite a nice time here, my good men
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>>690180717
I have just noticed that it is currently the beginning of summer, thus the annual wave of underage homosexuals have come to this particular site, and this man may be one of them.
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I highly doubt that anyone will get Trips in this thread anytime soon...
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I hope you all are having a wonderful day!
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Indubitably
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but what of the children?
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>>690181025
You too, my fine sir.
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Hip hip hooray
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Friends, I would just like to announce that I am in a state of mild inebriation. Cheers and salutations.
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>>690181025
oh unfortunately I am not. I've had to resort to the good old opium binge to keep me going, but I hope for the other fellows to have some sort of delight at least.
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>>690180930
it is pride weekend in my city
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Heavens to Betsy! I've been longing for a thread such as this.
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>>690181221
Cheers.
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>>690181305

A delight, good sir, by the name of "Chocolate Chunk" cookies. A little delectable from the New World.
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>>690181238
the trains have finally arrived
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>>690181511
check'd you fucking faggot
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>>690181642
I must say, those are great biscuits.
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>>690181508
Good evening
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>>690181714
Righty o
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I do believe that none of us sirs will get trips in this thread.
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Isn't life wonderful, friends?
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>>690182227
It sure is, pal.
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>>690182082
Why I say, what is that abomination?
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>>690181722

My dear anonymous,

I confess that the use of the term "biscuit" to describe this confection had entirely eluded me, and I applaud your bon mot.

Sincerely,

Anonymous
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Burning the old midnight oil, dear chaps? Riveting.

How better to articulate our minds inner thoughts than with some quality top shelf pictures.
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>>690182156
not enough autistics on /b/ right now
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>>690182437
Says the gentleman posting trans children's cartoons...
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>>690182672
just having a good time pal :^)
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>>690182395
Bully!
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>>690182929
That's a nice pussy.
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>>690182395
This was a painting of my father. Quite the rapscallion, that one.
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>>690180930
Sir, I be the lek homosexual. Please ignore the imposter who attempts to portray me as I am not attracted to beasts of the land.

Lek
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>>690183033
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What a jolly good thread.
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>>690183289
Right you are
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>>690182844

Pal?

I don't believe you and that gentleman have been formally introduced.

It is unbecoming of a man of such proper standings to confess such affections for another gentleman.
Please, desist such detestable acts at once.
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>>690183106
gotta keep it up man, tell em what's up

we all know you fap to this
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>>690181221
Sounds good. It's Friday. I've had a long week. Time for some alcohol.
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>>690183602
My good sir, why is the picture censored?
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>>690183485
notice me senpai
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Howdy
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>>690183736
silly wapanese
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Fuck you all, go to hell
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>>690183048

An entrepreneur of many things. Quite the assemblage of Lepidoptera, that man had.
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Greetings, all! Apologies for being late, but I was working...you know how that goes. How is everyone tonight?
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>>690184011
No need to be rude, my good chum, we're all friends here.
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>>690184011
check'd you flaming homosexual
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>>690184266

How dare you compare this man to a bucket of fish in such a state of decrepit nature
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Looks like rain, I should bring the laundry in.
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>>690183602
Sir I take offense to your false accusations! I have no interest in engaging in such activities if which you speak. Shame on you

Lek
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What's cookin', good lookin'?
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This is my dear cousin Mildred. I think she is quite fetching, but alas, she is a spinster.
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mfw no trips
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>>690185498
It would be a shame if someone fucked it up
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>>690185620
2nd try
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>>690185716
AAND

Third time's the charm.
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>>690185788
Off by one.

Brb killing myself
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>>690185788
You were rather close there, old chap! Enclosed with this message is an artistic rendition of my expression whence I witnessed your close shave, dear boy.
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Oh my gents I hope y'all are all having a good day
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>>690185859
My friend, it appears you are new here.
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>>690185859
You were off by 100, actually :)
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>>690186079
How are u today
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>>690186185
We sure are.
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>>690186238
mfw
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>>690186377
Glad to hear it
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>>690186238
Fine. I'll talk like a bloody gentleman.
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Nigger
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>>690186707
Oh my friend u appear non gentlemen like
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It seems we have not had any trips this entire thread.
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>>690187613
I want them. re
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>>690187661
rere
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>>690187613
No we have not
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>>690187705
However, I want them. I shall keep on rolling.
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>>690187811
Almost there.
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>>690187850
Here we are?
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>>690187811
So shall I do u play chess my good man
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>>690187875
Nope.
Oh, dear. How ungentlemanly of me. I should save my trips for the other good fellows.
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No trips yet, my word.
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>>690187982
U should save them for all the true gets such as us
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My dearest colleges.
In this moment i invite all the fur lovers to a pint on the Orlando Saloon.
They say things get terrific in there.
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Goodness
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>>690188572
I would luv to but I live in Texas
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>>690188572
Should go off with a bang.
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Oh my, what fun.
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>>690189343
Indeed.
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>>690189343
Hi ho silver away
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Where are the trips at?
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I do hope someone gets these "Trips" soon. These areas seem a bit lacking after the war.
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>>690190027
Why don't be sad they will come soon enough I've been here for 15 mins waiting
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Oh my, I hope that I don't roll these "trips". I'm enjoying this idea of a fairly civilized anon community.
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Since everyone is being so polite. Rate me.
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>>690190700
You were close my fellow gent
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>>690190872
Ah yes, I was, wasn't I? Well, I suppose we all just calm down a bit more now. Read a book, sit by the fireplace.
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Who all is voting for this upstanding individual this coming November?
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>>690190851
Well to be honest u look quite lovely this evening but don't be fooled there are ways to say ur ugly nicely
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>>690191033
Oh my, two dubs in a row? I am the calmest of them all.
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>>690188888
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Rate me.
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>>690191409
U need a gun for ur head that should do my lovely troll
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I will have my trips this instant!
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>>690191409
Being the gentleman that I am, I shall put this in the nicest way possible. Neither me, nor my pals, would enjoy intercourse with you as a partner.
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>>690191622
So close don't be mad
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>>690191722
>>690191622
Did we just become best friends?
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>>690191722
Not really. 622 is farthest than 222 than it looks
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>>690191409
Gorgeoud, I'd so do you
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>>690191834
Yep do u want to go do karate in my garage
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>>690191710
Oh, my sir, I would beg to differ! As long as the lights are off, intercourse would be a perfect form of intimacy, though discussing such a brash subject here is un-gentlemanly
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>>690192075
Bieng the gentlemen that we are it is perfectly acceptable for that response
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>>690192244
May I say, checked, my old chap
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>>690192363
Thank u my good man
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>>690192223
good, i wouldnt want to touch her dew-drenched petals anyway.
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>>690192223
You're nearly there mate, carry on.
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Weather was quite fair today, my white bretheren.
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Rate me.
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>>690192655
So close my dude
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Hello, my friends!
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So pretty.
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>>690192762
Hi there! How are you?
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>>690192762
Hello how are u
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>>690192833
>>690192846
I'm rather pleasant, my lads! And might I ask you fellas the same?
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>>690192867
Very ambitious
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>>690192985
Jolly good, my deal friend.
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How are all you gentlemen tonight?
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>>690192985
I certainly am
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indeed good sirs
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No trips yet ... I can't express the anarchy bubbling beneath the surface in me.
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Oh damn
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>>690193142
Oh that's certainly vexing
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>>690193218
My word sir, there are women and children about.
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My heart is broken from no trips
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>>690192075
I'm so sorry my dear sir, I had gentleman things to attend to! But I suppose you would be right, as long as I was unaware of my partner's looks! But you are right, this topic as a whole isn't gentleman's speak.
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good evening my fine brethren
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>>690180101
Nice binary
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>>690193218
Gods above, my sir! Do you not know that there are women and children around?
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I do believe it is happening.
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Gents, trips will be amongst us in a fortnight. The anarchy is building and I am teeming with excitement to release it.
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>>690193793
My sir are you doing well today
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>>690192746

Thank you sir, your kind words are appreciated.
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As much of a gentleman as I am, I must say that I would like to "get crazy", as the young folks say nowadays. Just for a bit.
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>>690193995
quite so chap and yourself
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>>690193968
Weirdly I'm waiting for trips but I'm actually enjoying this
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>>690193968
Idupitably good chap, the time for such pent up aggression to be released is upon us.
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I FUCKING GIVE UP! FUCK YOU ALL! FUCK THIS THREAD! AND FUCK YOU, TRIPS, FOR NOT SHOWING UP!
CYA CUNTS.
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>>690194170
Lovely thanks for asking
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>>690194191
As am I. Odd, isn't it? A break from the chaotic world outside, to just sit down and talk among ourselves.
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Going for what they say is a "trips" good lads
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>>690194308
A proper gentleman is able to control himself, I say man! Get a hold of yourself!
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>>690194308
Oh, deary me, it's very unmannerly to exercise anger before the releasing of the triple digits.
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>>690194308
Oh my, such an impatient and emotionally unstable youth we have. And to speak like that around children! I do say, I'd enjoy a match of fisticuffs with this man!
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Satan
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I say I'm rock hard
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>>690194429
Odd indeed that's a very good observation
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>>690194308
My word, sir! Control yourself, have some damn dignity!
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a fine day to live life proper, a sip of tea here a fap to loli there... life is meaningless :(
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Time to go ape shit BOYS CHECKEM
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no treeps today mates
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How do you do gentlemen?
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How are the serving wenches at the pub. I hear they are white unscrupulous today
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all i want is to be happy
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>>690194692
As am I!
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>>690194795
Not yet old chap
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It a buitiful day for waiting to go ape shit
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>>690194809
Oh my, doth thou not respect the presence of women and children? Such obscenities are to be kept private.
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trips!
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hey friends
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>>690194761
i do say sir contain your inner demons
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>>690194809
Calm down man ur at the gentlemen's club
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Maybe it is time to call upon the "get" memes to assist us in freedom from gentleman-ship, just for a moment.
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Waiting for a trips good ser
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Has anyone read the financial times today? Looks like the dow jones is up 3 points on the quarter.
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>>690194976
Quite.
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I actually don't want trips
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It will be a while till we go ape shit gents so please hold all your inner demons inside
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>>690195129
Praise the mighty check um man
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>>690195129
Indeed fine fellow, call upon the gets memes
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>>690195266
Well do you speak for us all good sir?
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One of the dramatic characteristics of human experience is being with another person and realizing the ways in which they are like you, not different from you. We are all one anons :)
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>>690194308
Nice memetic, but please do attempt to keep your voice down.
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Well, this is all quite enjoyable but I do believe it's about time for someone to obtain a thrice repeated number at the end of their electric telegram.
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trips get!
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>>690195266
Will boys would you look at that he got dubs time to cool down a bit
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>>690195511
FUCK
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>>690195434
Beautiful insight young man, what a sharp lad you are!
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>>690195348
He sure does
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>>690195511
Calm down sir, this is no place for tomfoolery.
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>>690195546
Thank you, sir.
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What is your take on my oriental friend here chaps?
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a delightful thread, peace be with all of you this fine day
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>>690195545
I must ask you to keep your profanity at a low, good sir.
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>>690195545
Good lord sir keep that language out of here
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foolish anons. I deactivated trips with my deactivation ray!! Muhahaahaha.
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>>690195686
You too.
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>>690195645
What a beautiful woman she is! Albeit, rather lonely looking.
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