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Fagioli
>>690146933
why not eh?
>>690147129
i'm a basic bitch and don't know how to namefag on /b/
>>690147244
i have the hots for nick though
>>690147351
>>690147451
>>690147649
i am now conflicted
I have Terminal Homogay Cancer Disease Virus, pls help
>>690147916
well basically you google "4chan X" and then "ImageSync"
>>690147780
~~~~~~~~~~~~
>>690147916
Just keep at it, if someone gets pissed you're using Nick then all the more reason to keep using him.
best dad
>>690148243
Your son would become a fag
>>690148350
and?
>>690148148
doing it now
>>690148181
i don't like to trigger people who aren't tumblr landwhales, but whatever i'll give it a go until someone threatens to holocaust me or somethn
best dads
>>690148560
>>nosebleeds
>>faints
>>690148484
Have an early welcome to the avatarfag ranks!
>>690148174
>tfw getting tilded HARD by your crush
>>690148438
When the child becomes a homosexual it is a sign of a failed parent.
>>690148683
*unsheathes katana*
*teleports behind you*
*touches your tail gently and whispers in your ear about how good of a friend you are and how much you contribute to everyone's general well-being*
>>690148813
and?
>>690148484
let's start with something easy, what's your name friend
>>690148762
I'm your crush?
>>690148845
you'd want to put your nose between them HUH
>>690148845
show me that cutie belly
>>690148484
Do what you want
>>690148885
You are morally obliged to kill yourself. Dont have morals? Then you are equal to a jew or nigger and you will be obliged to be gassed.
Hi-hi
>>690148931
Unless you give some of that beever tale, bb.
>>690148933
But then you would pet it.
>>690149136
kinda hypocritical dont ya think?
>>690148148
i got the shit now i feel like im in a spaceship how the fuck do i fly this shit
>>690148697
gracias
>>690148918
thats by far the hardest question ive been asked all day
>>690149373
Not at all
>>690148930
Ah, uhm well you see... I might have had a few thoughts at one point some time ago but simply haven't been around much lately to say much on the matter!
>>690149519
O-oh. Well, free free to share your thoughts!
>>690149441
Describe your simptoms. Can you see names?
>>690149229
y-yes, and ruffle it
>>690149441
i've been savin all your crops and i'm deffo gonna post them
![Zootopia (1080p HD).mkv_snapshot_00.25.49_[2016.06.17_17.30.52].png](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1466/209/1466209904619.jpg "Zootopia (1080p HD).mkv snapshot 00.25.49 [2016.06.17 17.30.52]")
>>690149229
all the beever tail
>
>>690149793
nyet, everyone is anon
>>690149761
What now
>>690150055
You're not doing it right!
>>690149698
I'll have to curb the timidness
>>690150055
Oh-kay, have you gotten 4chanX? Do we have to contact IT?
I've returned to something beautiful, I'll now be on my way.
>>690150146
Yep!
I don't post here that much either, but I'm still on Steam a lot.
>>690148350
not my call.
>>690149171
Shouldn't you be working now?
>>690150181
>>690150115
im sorry pls
i got the 4chan x chrome extension along with namesync and i can definitely tell 4chan x is working
>>690150320
Same here since I recently installed steam to my phone
>>690150397
If you say so
>>690150460
Uh huh, uh huuh. We'll just have to contact the IT people.
>>690150146
Eddy, some help?
>>690150708
>>690150460
Post your chrome://extensions page
Or for firefox: about:addons
>>690150460
Do you see an NS thing in the top right on 4chan?
That's your namesync settings.
>>690150690
Ah, excellent~
>>690150708
>>690150820
>>690150891
i'm technologically disabled pls forgive
>>690150820
Gib your bagina.
>>690151152
I think that's an old version, I have 4.9.2.
>>690151152
Wrong version
>>690151152
State your name, punk.
>>690151152
First, refresh the page once more, namesync is definitely installed
Next, put your name in the box
>like so
and leave all your namesync options as is. Maybe click Clear Sync History too, possibly.
>>690151152
Oh shoot this for sure
>>690151354
>>690151354
Update it!
eddy is a beautiful person
now if only he'd let loose his girthy dick
>>690151951
This is true
>>690152032
unf
>>690151951
That he is!
>>690151525
>>690151354
>>690151389
ok its working suddenly you're all namefags
>>690151496
ill think of a name once ive dealt with this spectacular driving license shit
his dick is as fat as the guys he likes
>>690152273
I'm going to call you Steve. You are Steve now.
jesus christ
no, i'm steve
>>690152273
Good job
>>690152273
Tell me you aren't Steve.
i refuse to allow you to call this person steve
Even Steven
Ptheve
>>690152273
Splendid!
ESPECIALLY steven
Who was R?
This makes me realize no one knows my real name.
Oh, Radboy?
>>690151230
What're you up to
>>690152575
didn't ask for your opinion. He is Steve now and forever.
>>690152532
>>690152397
no that would be weird, i have family members with that name
can i be steve too
>>690153471
Exactly, right call, mr...?
>>690153471
>>690153536
TOO LATE. ONLY ONE STEVE.
>>690153471
Give us a name or we are calling you "Duckboi"
yea and it's me
>>690149816
Gib art.
>>690149833
W O W
That is a lot.
it's gonna be may
>>690153698
STEVE.
Actually wait no I like Duckboy.
>>690153536
OK EISEN YOU CAN BE STEVE NOW
>>690153471
DUCKBOY.
>>690153778
I don't even know who you are get out of my thread
>>690153922
YES THANK YOU
eisen you cannot be steve.
>>690153841
some other time
why not
Can I be Phteve?
>>690153586
>>690153658
>>690153698
>>690153922
this is cyberbullying and i will call the internet police
as a personal steve, i have god-given steve granting and revoking rights.
>>690154010
HE CAN BE WHATEVER HE WANTS TO BE. DON'T CRUSH THE POOR CHILD'S DREAMS.
>>690154096
I AM the Internet police.
>>690154120
objectively incorrect.
also who the heck are you?
this is mildly upsetting
>>690153028
Making chili cheese fries.
>>690154096
If you have the thing working, why don't you just give yourself a name?
>>690154096
Whatever Duckboi
>>690154120
Not Phteve tho
>>690154010
What are you up to then?
why boner?
you must ask of a steve to be granted steve nameship, not of some... pretender.
>>690154282
definitely not.
>>690154341
losing in hearthstone
>>690154248
Gib chilli cheese fries
>>690154218
Don't listen to them, son. You can be anything you want to be. You get out there and you show 'em. Show them just what a Steve you can be. *Sniffle* M-make me proud, boy.
>>690154447
Can you not just like, buy a better deck then?
>>690154505
i'm gonna grow up and i'm gonna be a better steve than dom
>>690154531
with real life person money?
Days like these make me wish I never got out of bed in the morning.
>>690154628
Duh.
Why would you not spend real life person money on games that are otherwise FREE.
>>690154584
I'll always believe in you.
>>690154854
Internet friends love you.
ha ha yea sure
>>690154854
whats up
>>690154870
i do not have brain retardation syndrome, i guess
>>690154494
No.
>>690154447
Hehe, it dont matter
>>690154965
Wow you must be missing out, then.
Stream it.
>>690154965
Pretty much all my leads on good stuff went south plus my PS3 is completely dead so yeah.
one time i dropped acid and when i went and melted in the middle of a beanbag i thought i was a bowl of noodle soup and since you guys want a name so bad there it is you can call me soup or soupfag or something equally autistic
>>690155119
what dont
>>690155163
sure, twitch /ass_brains
>>690155196
nobody bought anything?
>>690155271
Quit screwing around, Duckboy. Nobody cares.
>>690155345
More like leads I had on good stuff turned out to be shit and some one changed their mind.
Also a lady that was suppose to hold a few things for me sold them
>>690155510
what the fuck, why'd she do that?
>>690155271
these people are being very rude to you, but i will always be your friend
>>690154973
why not
>>690155594
Something happened and she sold them I don't know.
>>690155345
Watching.
What is with the lamp?
>>690155271
Sounds good. Now we can move onto your parents. What was your relationship with them like?
>>690155732
did you get reimbursed for anything or did she just take your shit and sell it?
>>690155831
covering up my bnet name. it's supposed to be my decklist but i must have deleted the image
Let's get some amateur psychiatry going.
>>690155957
Of course. You do not want to be hacked by anomilus.
I think a dragon woman would be more fitting, though.
>>690155957
Was something I was going to buy from her and she sold it to someone else.
your dad a shit
best dad coming through
>>690155633
ty bb u r always ther 2 mayk the tears go aw8y
>>690155858
pretty bad tbh, its a long story. at the moment i see my dad maybe twice a year and my relationship with my mom is just kinda ehh
>>690156356
i've done the deed
>>690156362
oh well that sucks ass, sorry man
>>690156643
Perfect.
That should draw in a more favorable audience.
>>690156816
are you following along with any of this, i dunno if you've played hs before
>>690156568
Oh, Soup, Soup, Soupy. Is that what led you to substance abuse?
>>690155671
Only Eddy gets to taste my chili cheese fries.
>>690156959
I have absolutely no idea what is going on but from what I have seen I am making an educated assumption that you are currently winning.
>>690157222
no this shaman is fucking me
i am not a cake
>>690157021
i wouldn't call it abuse
the reason i did it was because i wanted to trip the fuck out with my friends and thats exactly what happened, though i never really felt the same since, probably because i wasnt very mentally stable at the time i did it.
come to think of it i cant remember a time i was mentally stable, lmao
then we can draw no conclusions
lamooo
>>690157323
O-oh.
My education has failed me, then.
>>690157323
Though you're used to that kinda thing
>>690157618
I'll bet. And that's how you ended up with a psychiatrist last year, huh.
no ur a lamo
>>690157784
it's not a complicated game, but there is some nuance.
>>690157796
yea shamans fuck everyone
He is ay lamo.
>>690157707
>>690157511
Come back to beeed
09:07
Dubtribe
Tree, The Ladder, The Chariot, And The Shelf
this song has been playing for the past 30 minutes
>>690158114
He will enjoy your manpussy.
>>690158291
i'm losing to this OTHER shaman as well, fuck shamans
>>690157056
Why can't I taste it?
>>690158357
I see your manpussy is free to all shamans.
>>690148560
>bowser is two dads
what
>>690157929
i won't lie the trip was fucking great, absolute euphoria for a majority of it, had a whale of a time talking about how anyone can move their hands and then laughing at how ridiculous a mobile phone or clothes are
it was towards the end when the sun was coming up that i remembered family existed and suddenly realised how not so great my childhood was
so in short yes i guess so
>>690158558
You don't have a scat fetish.
>>690158647
Oh, Soup, poor soul. Just another victim of America's educational system. Just so that it's clear, you didn't do anything wrong and deserve no consequences.
>>690148813
this is true
my dad kill and i suddenly liked dick
specially the lil peepers
>>690158569
shamans rape me at their will and i have no control over it
>>690158588
what?
>>690159386
I hope your dad is proud.
>>690159491
Your pussy is all used up now.
>>690159133
No one should have a scat fetish
>>690160301
no, not really.
>>690159146
Thanks
though the anti-drug propoganda is still hard wired into my brain and i still get those feels of guilt during the comeups like my personal use is killing kittens or something
Fuck you, sage
>>690160541
Wait. My point wasn't pro drugs, I think. I'm not really sure, but I was talking about your mental problems.
>>690160565
>f-fucking furfags!!
>le epin sage xd, that will show them
you anons are so emotional
>>690160435
Then stop try to taste the chili cheese fries I already ate.
https://join.skype.com/xGQcglrqr9J3
skype group as well for the MVH! come on in! <3
>>690160502
Oh, well good at keeping your pussy from being destroyed.
>>690161134
yes, i am good at many things.
>>690160841
oh my bad
i dont think it was education system to blame for my problems, despite how retarded the education system is. i just wish my parents raised me differently, or actually planned me to begin with lmao
lamoo
>>690161502
thank you.
>>690161387
I think we're getting somewhere, Soup. Do you think a lack of stimulation during your infancy might have resulted in a lack of cognitive development?
>>690160895
Make some for me
>>690149793
OH SHIT ATOMIC ROBO
>>690161658
You are welsome *Tips fedora*
>>690161835
more like i was yelled at a bit too much and hit more than need be. my dad was kinda messed up at the time and though it is his fault, i dont blame him. he had ptsd and depression pretty badly
but hey i turned out pretty alright despite my anxiety and anger problems
>>690162121
Real Science Action?
>>690162304
Not to mention your sexual deviancy-- ahem.
>>690162451
you're the one that wants to fuck a robot
>>690162451
ok now you're making me blush
>>690162652
Who wouldn't want to fuck a robot?
>>690162652
That's what makes me an expert on the subject.
>>690162709
Time for the rorschach test, or associative test, or whatever. You have to say what words pop into your head when you looking at this picture.
>>690163277
c-could you impart some expertise
what is it LIKE fucking a robot
>>690163277
washed
raccoon
embarassed
benis
>>690163910
Hey, I meant expert on the desire, not acting on it. I do know Robo's warm, actually, so it wouldn't be like fucking a cold washing machine.
>>690163994
That's just a description, dumbnuts. You had to give me words awoken within you.
>>690164304
sorry, am very tired, must sleep
do test now [ ]
remind me later [x]
bye friendos
>>690164304
would you want to penetrate that metal ass or vice versa
>>690164723
Fine! Just put self-discovery on pause, why don't you. Sleep well.
>>690164884
Uh, the former.
>>690164913
i can into self discovery when i am not literally falling asleep at my desk
adios
>>690165003
disappointed
>>690165841
Is that so?
>>690165971
yes.
it's nullghost irl
>>690166086
Why's that?
>>690166208
i had hoped otherwise for you.
>>690166322
How come?
>>690166510
i relate better to bottoms.
I don't relate my butt with pleasure
but my weenis is not very big
that's a problem
>>690166782
It's funny. You called me Juilan 2, but he'd call me Dom 2 in relation to my moral standings. Am I just not good for anyone?
>>690166968
big isn't necessarily better
>>690167159
i guess neither of us know you very well after all. astounding.
>>690166968
You have tiny elbows?
>>690147233
i didnt know faggots read bcb
>>690167160
but gay people stick can sized things up their butt
Even in the gay world there is top and bottom segregation.
>>690167379
faggots read a lot of things. they play a lot of games, and work a lot of jobs. they drive a lot of cars and go to a lot of places. it's strangely like they are relatively normal people.
>>690167432
wo, gay people do whatever they want. there are also straight men and women that stick can sized things up their butts.
>>690167240
I'd add you, but we'd probably chat once and then silently stare at our usernames when we're online. That's how it is with Julian
>>690167379
The thing -is- filled with faggots, though.
>>690167718
do we share common interests? i don't know. i talk with mostly everyone on my friends list with some frequency.
>>690167279
no but they are slightly wrinkly
>>690167540
what's wo mean?
>>690167819
like, woah, but with less letters.
>>690167540
not homosexuals. faggots, as in (You)
>>690167819
Dat wrinkly weenus
>>690167793
Well, I don't play videogames. If you're still interested, do you use Skype?
>>690167974
that one too
>>690168110
barely, only for alastor, and i have not logged on in weeks because i have his steam. we just do nothing in common, i think.
>>690147233
Why the fuck can't you faggots label your threads?
>>690168705
So do you want my Steam?
>>690168980
deters shitheads
help now i'm fantasizing about having a qt anthro bf
