Does /b/ has exotic pets?
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Does /b/ has exotic pets?
No but I wish I had a goat
>>690126073
Had degus but they ded :^(
>>690126073
why the fuck would you keep that in your house?
>pic related
Learn to spell op
>>690127470
no you're
>>690126264
They are so god damn annoying though unless you can handle very loud BLEEEEUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sounds at 3 in the morning you don't want a goat
>>690126073
Is that a lobster? timestamp.
>>690127783
Not him but I kinda used to want a couple of goats and now I want them less. This from personal experience?
>>690127360
MOM!
I am english and have russian cat, is exotic enough?
>>690126073
>Post you're pets
>You're
> You are
I am pets.
>>690128576
snek is ok too
>>690128037
Yes my girlfrinds sister had a small farm and I had to take care of just two goats and it was enough for me to never want to be around them again. The males are mean and will headbutt the shit out of anything that it thinks might be moving and the females spend all day shrilly screeching. If you imagine what a loud retarded kid imitating a goat might sound like that's what actual goats sound like 80 percent of the time
>>690128520
What is it's name? Also what are the functions of kreb?
>>690128782
it is carl. its function is sit
Missy Dubs
>>690126073
clearly thats a fake crab... but I am assuming its just a pic you posted to start the thread to engage interest.
>>690127204
I had degus too. they were sweet. they ate the ends of each others tales. fuckers are vegetarians.... so wtf?
Also I want these
>pic related
>>690127360
sup
>>690128037
But they are kinda mute when they are younger. But most the time by time people area ready to sell the goats they have just about outgrown their cuteness factor. And don't have much agricultural use so *shrugs*
>>690128714
Kek damn, man.
>>690128913
Sit very useful. Carl huh? It suits her.
>>690126073
i think he is hollowed out OP, post webm of it moving
>>690129239
carl says thanks
>>690127783
My aunt had two goats when I was younger. They lived outside and I had no problem what so ever with them doing noises.
I guess some are worse than others.
Still want one tho
>>690126073
krebs have that colour when they are cooked OP
Parrot master race
>>690128520
nigga that kreb is ded
>>690129116
What is that?
>>690126073
post webm for proof with time stamp
>>690128520
explain why carl doesnt have eyes OP
>>690129116
these are wonderful. If you keep them in a small tank with minimal food they'll go full Dahmer until only the largest, fattest motherfucker is left
>>690130701
she's not much of a reader
>>690128520
Put sock on kreb
dogger
I used to have a couple niggers around but i had them put down when they wouldn't stop placing their chicken-greased cock fingers on the tv remote and changing that shit to... fucking god knows what. Like some african gentleman dressed as a woman
>>690131424
Nice doritos.
>>690127360
fuck you I'm just trying to bust a nut and now I have to waste my time writing this post, I can already feel myself going soft
>>690131424
Fuck you.
>>690131777
nice trips
you can't really get doritos like in the story anymore
>>690129116
Shit what are they called? I had a few of those when I was a kid but they all died.
>>690128782
>functions of kreb
>>690131969
triops
I have roaches
>>690131073
kreb doesnt like sock. kreb likes aviators
My pacman bros, hows that for exotic
>>690128037
i had a pet goat
the little fucker thought i was its mom and it followed me everywhere, to the point where it would jump its enclosure and break my glass door to get into the house where i was, so it can sleep and shit on the couch with me
However, i did milk feed him for too long and he had the best coat of fur ive ever seen on a goat
>>690132349
Thanks for the new profile picture.
>>690132566
freg
>>690132566
How often do you lick them?
>>690132566
http://handbeezy.com/510
>>690132179
Thanks anon
Got a geck. Him name carlito :^)
>>690132349
nice one
>>690127360
Fuq
>>690127360
reply
I want this. But I also don't want to be single forever.
>>690130167
triops. You keepem in a tank. SHit is awesome
His name is Ronnie
>>690133873
it hurts to live.
>>690126073
My new watchman goby.
>>690133333
>>690127360
wtf dude
>>690132335
why do you have roaches
I think its a winged ant
>>690127783
And they shit everywhere.
>>690127360
oh shit
>>690132792
Why do you shit on your couch?
>>690127360
reply
>>690134267
winged ants are termites you have an infestation
>>690134888
Checked
>>690128713
sauce
My pet now is free
>>690126073
Did you never get taught to not play with your food?
>>690134210
The bastards are very stubborn i couldn't kill them all so i got used to them
>>690135361
carl is not eat, is pet
>>690127360
Fuck you
>>690133873
kek
>>690133777
>trips
>>690127360
sdasd
>>690135454
kek
This is my dog
Lil Keykey oooowaaaayooooohh
>>690132349
It kind of looks dead...
>>690131424
Rolling for triops
>>690126073
My 15 yo havanese
>>690135804
Nice, I saw people eating those on fear factor once. So mean!!
>>690135089
Oh yeah man total.
Dumb fuck
>>690134227
Kek
>>690132349
Do you draw dicks on him ever?
>>690127360
here is your (You) you damn whore
>>690126073
>crab
>not eating it
Are you a faggot?
>>690136425
don't be mean to kreb
>>690136470
(You)
>>690129689
Does that mean that Carl can talk?
>>690136578
I'm not! I meant with a dry erase marker or some shit
>>690128950
Nice nice I have a rabbit too
Do you guys have pets for entertainment or just to not be lonely ?
>>690136626
carl is fluent in kreb
>>690137071
all bout the sex tbh fam
>>690126073
Panther chameleon, he's just a baby only make 5 inches (hell max out around 12). Also a leuc dart frog
I'll post more or take a more recent pictur of either if interest
This is a stray dog I'm fostering.
I think his previous owners got rid of him because he has autism
>>690137272
why is he upside down
>>690127360
pls no
>>690135893
Kool kat. Is he Australian?
>>690136163
Yeah that's why I got it, saw one on Harry Potter and got super paranoid about them. Really bad fear of them, not spider just whip scorpions. A couple of months ago I saw one at the tarantula expo in England, it was a baby and it looked pretty cute so I got it, it's grown 4 times it size and it's horrible, it attacks everything and at night it deliberately chews bark to intimate me. I can't open the cage more then a few inches before it runs up the tank and bites. I have 12 different arachnids and insects and it's the only one I regret getting :(
A few cats and some chicken. I guess chickens are kind of exotic since hardly anyone seems to have them, can understand why though.
Those fuckers managed to completely destroy the 1 m² of grass they´re on while leaving the other 9m² completely untouched. And they try to use the same nest so they end up with 2 or 3 chickens on a single nest and the other 2 nests next to that are empty. Retarded things.
>>690138150
do they really give you at least 1 egg per day per chicken? i'm thinking about getting some just for the free omelets. does it work out cheaper once food/whatever is factored in?
>>690127360
kys
>>690131293
what a nice doggo
>>690126073
Realized he was upside down, fresh oc
>>690135893
cute cat
>>690127360
You're such a cunt in every thread
>>690126264
What are you? A muslim?
>>690138612
Depending on the chicken, we got them from one of those factories which meant that they were incredibly ugly but laying a lot of eggs, other kinds might be different.
You need to give them crushed egg shells or some other source of whatever that is called in english, i think chalk, or the eggshells will be too thin and they´ll break.
Cheaper, maybe. Depending on how easily available the land is I think, only in the countryside.
>>690136163
I like how oddly proportioned your dog is
>>690136130
That crab is dead as fuck.
>>690132566
ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!
>>690126073
>Exotic pets
Has a fucking crab
>>690126073
I don't think rats count as exotic, but I do love my little guys
>>690140237
A dead fucking crab.
that's a rare pet.
>>690126073
I wanna get two of these but I don't think I have a good way to take care of them sadly they require a lot work to setup a house for them with me wanting to use my bedroom air conditioning it wouldn't work I don't think I have two leperd geckos
>>690140237
>Has a fucking crab
Having a crab as a pet IS exotic bro
Do ferrets count?
I know what you faggots are going to say..
>illegal pet!
>durr to dangerous to keep
>hope it kills your family
Etc...
But I'll have you know I raised this sweetheart since it was just a pebble and he would never hurt a fly! I trained it to handle stressful situations perfectly and even kept it on a strict vegan diet to ween out the bloodlust. Feel free to bitch all you want but if you have honest opinions or questions please ask..
(Lost power on first post so sorry if this is a repost)
>>690140602
I had a rare pet for dinner last night.
Yup
>>690140641
Yea i take that back now that i look at ur kreb its pretty dope
>>690140786
Wow shit nigga. Thats really dangerous the poo poo will track you down for that. run you fool !
>>690140799
Your cat looks like he's throwing gang signs.
>>690127360
nigger
>>690140786
is it at least neutered?
>>690140974
As long as I keep him inside and under supervision I should be fine, thanks for the concern.
>>690132335
You're going to die for sure! Roaches transmits aids
>>690137598
Because he is australian
>>690127360
blueshit
>>690127360
>>690140575
This one's Garen
>>690141492
No, that's niggers and fags.
Niggers and fags transmit aids.
>>690130908
fucking nature makes me uneasy sometimes
>>690141723
and this is Darius
>inb4 dota muh superior game
>>690140786
You're a monster for feeding it an all vegan diet. It should should be free in the wild eating it's natural prey.
>>690141404
For personal safety reasons.. Hell yeah... at first I wasn't sure if I trusted myself to raise one of these but the neutering was probably the best choice
>>690141824
>>690141723
pretty cute phamanon. do they make babby ret?
>>690127360
Ou shit pic related
>>690133873
stop
>>690127360
Fuck
>>690140786
You don't understand. It doesn't want to be fed.
It wants to hunt.
>>690141907
look at that savage
>>690141851
Oh yeah, and have more children being taken from their families and Disney?? The media can only blame alligators for so long...
>>690142013
They're both males.
This is when they lived in a smaller cage
>>690127360
replying
>>690135804
WHY WOULD YOU GET IT IS FUCKING MEANEST SHIT UN THE UNIVERSE
My coons they are the best
>>690142350
>>690129955
Oh shit I got the same breed
Sun conure master race
>>690142244
thet is gret znek
>>690142144
Savage is a harsh term in my opinion... He's a harmless being even when given a weapon.
>>690132349
top kreb
>>690135089
Lol winged ants aren't termites. Termites are a completely different species.
>>690140786
i had a pebble once called rocky, it never did anything it just sat around in the same spot all day.... ppl kept saying it was "an innanimate object" but it never showed any interest in anime, in the end i just set it free i still see it sometimes in the same place
>>690126073
>>690128782
>>690130052
>>690130701
thread was actually food thread the whole time
>>690137853
fake n gay
>>690142569
Holy shit a Yao Guai!
>>690140799
jimmie
>>690142926
Can confirm most are not fond of anime
>>690127360
fuck u not risking it
>>690133873
Mmph
I want me a ronnie
My pet
>>690135454
Have you tried not being a disgusting sack of pig shit?
>>690136130
look who finally figured it out
>>690143838
do you let visitors ride her
>>690135893
Calm down RabHimSelf!
>>690126073
Dart/arrow frog.
>>690127360
No pls
>>690127360
Nice try, loser.
>>690143964
Of course, sir. Around 500$ is enough
>>690127360
lol
Pug checking in
>>690127360
reply
>>690143838
okay Theo
>>690127360
meep the down
>>690127360
Cunt.
>>690132349
dont crabs breath water
>>690143838
The only way nigger women should be allowed to present themselves to white men.
>>690144107
pretty cool. it's poisonous then?
>>690143838
bet shes got a face like an abbo
>>690126073
That's not exotic I could get one of those when I go diving
>>690142659
How does one tame a coon? Do they act like nice animals if they've been captive since they were babies?
>>690144107
lick it
meh doge
I have two doggos, this is the fat one. Her name is Penny
>>690127360
Chillllllll m8
>>690127360
pic related
>>690127360
kys
>>690127360
f u
>>690145109
...what is that?
>>690127360
copaaaaaaaaaaajmjmjmaçsd
>>690128950
allahu akbar LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>690132335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4tJo0K2l1Q
ferrets
>>690127360
Fuck gotta save my mama from the drama.
>>690137362
wut breed is it
>>690145322
why are they behind bars?
>>690133777
I have 16 tarantulas...no one comes into my house.
>>690126073
Why does your crab look like a calzone?
>>690145369
because there basically niggers, they like to steal shit.
>>690145281
bump
>>690145399
kek. yeah i asked my mom if i could have one when i was like 10, i got grounded just for asking.
poor spideys, so misunderstood.
>>690144754
Its not poisonous at the moment because of the diets its on, but yea if feed the right diet they could become poisonous fast.
>>690145594
Some are legit sweet as hell and extremely friendly.
>>690144107
How did you get a frog like that?
>>690127360
fake and gay
>>690140793
you have dinner at night?
>>690145774
yeah i wanted a... fuck, what was it called... uh... rose footed something or.. something,. i dunno. native to america, slow moving, dosile,very chilled. sucks that i'd never have another gf again
>>690137272
How much did you pay for him? $200?
>>690145699
blue azureus. nice m8, i was planning on getting a few as a hobbie, had the tank all made up and everything. then marriage and kids 'n stuff...
>>690145535
dude what
>>690135307
praying mantis are the dopest fucking things
>>690146055
chilean rose
>>690146196
that sounds right
apparently the hairs in their ass can fuck with you if they get in your eyes though. apparently once they're there, they're there for life
>>690145880
There not illegal, however some species are. Like the golden frog. However you can just buy them regularly like a normal pet. You just have to find a breeder.
>>690146369
They can but you can just blow them away, they itch if you get them on you but its not that bad. chilean roses dont kick much
>>690145109
seriously, what is that?
>>690146109
Ya, they're really easy to look after, easy maintenance. The thing that takes the most time is culturing and breeding the flies for them.
>>690144951
I found them standing next to their mother she was hit by a car and I grabbed a hoody and put them in it they were still nursing at the time so I bottle fed them they are tame BC they been with me so long. I take them to the he creek to catch crawfish and they sleep in a big pine tree a few nights a week but as soon as I call them they come.
>>690145594
Nah nigga i dont trust spideys
>>690144998
They get their skin poison from the ants and shit they eat in their environment. OP doesn't have those to feed it so they aren't poisonous.
>>690146688
right, i remember. i did a lot of research and was really stoked about it. you bread a special mutated fruit fly that doesn't grow wings. then dust them with something before putting them in the terrarium.
>>690127360
i love you mom
>>690127360
Stop that
>>690127360
I don't have a mother, I was birthed from a poop that didn't flush
>>690127360
jokes on you my mom is already dead
>>690126073
They all go Space program man
>>690146055
dude what if it bites you?
>>690147161
Yea, you can get different types of flies some larger some smaller. And yeah thats all there really is too it not too much effort, I'm just pretty lazy.
>>690132566
I fucking love frogs and those are some cool ass frog/b/ros
>>690147713
it's harmless, doesn't hurt much more than a wasp sting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSnTkGqAT9M
>>690126264
Goats shit every 5 minutes
>>690147869
second, froges ftw
>>690127360
Cool
>>690127360
cmon man
>>690132792
>i did milk feed him
>>690127360
Daddy
>>690127360
i like my mom
My axolotl
>>690147857
i also heard the chirping they make is soothing, and helps you go to sleep. they're not obnoxious like bull frogs.
>>690127360
Im not like that
>>690127360
Bye Mom
>>690146707
Arent raccoons really hard to domesticate?
>>690148320
Yea, they always croak for about 30 mins as soon as I turn their light off, and yea I think it will be something i'm gunna miss, when they die.
F4 bengal
>>690127360
taking no chances nigger
>>690136163
That's a good dog right there.
>>690127360
FUCK YOU
>>690140761
Why does something so cute have to smell like piss all the time?
>>690140575
I just gave mine away since one of them kept peeing and biting yet the other was so friendly and would sit on my lap for pats. Both were female and brought up the same way. I know they are rats but God I loved them.
>>690128520
It looks like fresh bread
>>690128950
why is he wearing kevlar?
>>690148807
Is that just a really wild looking variant of a house cat? or a different species?
>>690127360
Mumm
>>690127360
sigh
>>690127360
...why...
>>690126073
Is it wrong that your pet makes me hungry?
>>690137362
LELZZZ
>>690126073
My pet doghead.
>>690140607
Holy shit that thing is awesome.
>>690142349
Let him teabag you with those giant nuts of his. Pic + timestamp.
>>690127360
Just because of momma
>>690149066
It's domestic shorthair x asian leopard
The suffix to F is how far removed
>>690142569
HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!?!
>>690133979
Gobies are bros.
>>690133397
Thats dope dude!
>>690142659
I've always wanted a racoon, but I've always heard they have an intense love for shredding everything you own. How is your coon on that issue?
Moar of axolotl
>>690126264
my friend had a farm and a goat. The goat was chewing my jeans and it headbutt>>690127360
me.
>>690127360
because its a crab
>>690148807
>>690149757
Nice mudkip bro i like them
op post more craf
>>690149757
is that a newt?
