Roll for your shitty superpower
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Roll for your shitty superpower
>>690105629
Blind roll.
>>690105629
rolling
>>690105697
You lucky bitch! I'm just shitting hot dogs. well at least poo won't come out of me.
>>690105629
With the anger power you could go from 5'11 to 6'3
>>690105629
rolllllllllllllll
>>690105629
show me numberino 4
Rolling for 1 or 7
>>690105629
roll
Pee
>>690105629
Rolling.
Rollin'
>>690105629
roll
(also dubs, check them)
>>690105629
rolling for 6
Roll nignig
rtgsdfsdfsdfsdfseefwefwefwefwef
>>690105629
meow
>>690105629
4 is actually fucking good
I want chicken dogs in my bum.
rollz
>>690105629
Rolling for 3, the wings would be huge, but it'd be awesome once I figured out how to sleep.
>>690106688
That seems like such an inconvenience, you'd basically have to spend the rest of your life speaking in negatives.
rolling for a 6 or a 3
R0110
>>690105629
roll
>>690106652
50% chance you predict the right lottery numbers. Any gambling really, you'd be a god in the business world.
tyryrthdgdf
>>690105629
rawling
>>690105629
rollio
>>690107093
You lucky winged freak
Rollo
>>690107308
I already have that power, reroll.
Rolling for the ability to get stronger every time I'm defeated
rkfjg
Roolol
>>690107661
haha lucky me
>>690106918
Lie on your fucking stomach bruv
>>690107185
That is not entirely true. Predicting the answer to a yes/no question on a 50% reliability means a completely uneducated guess. Think: if you estimate "yes", 50% chance the answer will be yes, and 50% that it will be no. That being said, if you estimations will strictly always be 50% correct, you even ruin your chance in case you would generally have a 50% (uneducated guess) to 100% (factual) answer.
Roll for quads.
>>690105629
1 get
>>690105629
Rollin' for 6
>>690105629
rawlin
am scared
rollin for 6
>>690107185
>>690107828
Going forward with that line of thought, take lottery for example. Let's say you have to guess 5 number out of 90 (actual lottery game)
Two scenarios:
a) lottery is an event
You predict whether numbers x1..x5 win the game. It has 50% accuracy, but as soon as you predict any other combination you'll eventually ruin your chance to win. Still, this is the better scenario, because
b) numbers are distinct events
Whether 1..90 is drawn? 50 percent accuracy on each of those, 0.5^90 accuracy to know the status of ALL numbers, whether they are drawn or not.
Dude, this stinks. I'd go for wings and earn fair money in the circus.
Rolling for hot dog
rolling for 3, 4, or 0
>>690107828
"What are the correct lottery numbers" is not 50/50, "are these lottery numbers correct" is. So if you can predict correct outcome to the first question, you are solid, and to me the phrasing (predict outcome of any event) seems to suggest you can do that.
0, 4 or 5 get.
>>690105629
Rolling for 0 pls
Rollerinho
rollan
>>690105629
Holy shit, anon, 4 is actually a really good power. You can win the lottery in a few tries. In fact, any gambling you do is going to bring you tons of cash.
>>690108624
Excellent. I quit my job and make my earnings betting on things I think are gonna win with long odds.
I already have a super power! Bipolar depression.
Fak
>>690105629
roll
9 get
rowlin
Screaming phantom roll
>>690105629
rOLL
4 get
>>690105629
Rollereenio
>>690106554
Gsteeeggertreddvhhhddhachikiokkokoo
rll
rolling for 4
>I predict the lotto numbers are gonna be
even if it takes me a few tries eventually im gonna strike gold
>>690109194
looks like you already had your superpower
Rolly
Here we go
reroll
>>690109137
Loving it
>>690105629
SUPERPOWAS
>>690105629
Roll
>>690105629
hehe
>>690105629
roolla
AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAah
I will use my powers for justice and my own amusement
How are any of those powers useless?
gimme 7
>>690105629
okay lets go
lolk
>>690105629
Rolling for making women's tits swell and lactate . . . my kind of superpower. *fapfapfapfap*
>>690105629
Number 8 would be useful, just saying
Love number 2, topkek
Rill
>>690109342
Or predict the winners of 1st division leagues, leicester had an odds of winning of 1 to 10,000. Betting 100 on that would've made you a millionaire.
>>690105629
okay
Rollz
>>690105629
Rooolling staaaarrt
>>690105629
Roll
Lol
>>690105629
roll
>>690105629
7 get
ass
rolling for 5%
vd
rolling the ball
>>690105629
might as well
>>690105629
kek
Controlling your own thoughts would actually be quite hype.
Gimme dat probability one
>>690105629
Roll
I actually actually lold
ayy
>>690105629
They see me
Rolling for the lose
>>690111777
Double trips senpai
Shittypower 8 is not as useless as you might think, you just have to tell the opposite of what you want.
rellele
Blind roll
I want to scream constantly, might as well get some use out of it
Roll
>>690111777
I am pleased
>>690111908
Well Its not like they trust me so Im ok with this power
rollz
hellz yea bby!
Roll
Invisible while screaming? Fuck yeah. Imagine fighting someone and everytime you charge and scream you turn invisble. Pinpointing your precise location by sound is some animu weeb shit, he will never know from where my swing comes.
Controlling your thoughts would be awesome. Just give yourself a mindset that allows you to be hyper successful.
>>690112439
instead, i now shit hotdogs. gg.
>>690105629
roll
rollerinoo
>>690105629
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>690105629
rollarino
Rollerino
6 get
>>690105629
Here-a we go
Rollimg
rerolL
Cactus
Rollinggg!
ROLL
(KILL ME)
Roolz
>>690105629
reell
Reroll
>>690105629
I don't think 4 is a shitty superpower.
Roll - also somebody needs to post a cum roll thread
>>690105629
ROLL OUT
>>690105629
halp
>>690105629
>roll
roll baby
7 plz
1 pls
>>690105629
Ayy
>>690105629
rolll em
1,6,7 and 0 are pretty good roll for those
>>690114571
Mmmmm yee
>>690105629
Rolling
>>690105629
Rolling for 2 because i will try to learn hiw to silently scream
roll...
Riproll
Rawlin
>>690105629
Sjdndhshnssknsksns
>>690105629
roll
>>690105629
roll
>>690114972
*edgelord intensifies*
>>690105629
roll
bingbong niggerdong
>>690105629
rollin12312'
Rolling for 0 as I can't control our thoughts all the time
rollerines
>>690105629
Come oooon, flight!
>>690105629
Rolling
Oh god please...
7 seems pretty dope, do want
Rollerino
rell
rerellerino
>>690105629
4 is by far the best option. You could say anything and get what you want as many times as you want.
Rol
Rollolo.
>>690105629
>1
thats my fetish for fucks sake
>2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>3
whats wrong with that? youd still be able to fly
>4
yeah okay
>5
definitely wanna get that haircut, dude
>6
yeah okay
>7
that's actually pretty great
>8
lmao
>9
if i could eat them safely, then yes.
>0
idk
lets roll fags
fuck you
give me a good superpow ples
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Poop
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>>690105629
rolll
>>690105629
1 could be kind of funny sometimes
2 is complete shit
3 could be pretty fun but comes with heavy drawbacks
4 is completly op
i wouldnt be happy about 5
6 could save your live in some situations - anyway it would make intimidating someone much easyer when your 2,10m
7 could be a massive moneygrab if you pull it up right
8 is complete shit
9 makes your ass permaclean - no need to wipe would be pretty chill
0 would make live so much easyer for me
>>690105629
rolling for 1
>>690105629
Rool
4 is bank gooo
hm i dont get nr 5
the 5% increased size please
Roll J
>>690105629
roll
bring it
>>690105629
Gimme that 0
>>690105629
I really need that 0
Roll S
rolll/
roll T
Rawl
Rool
shitty justice league here I come
check my 5
rol
Roll
roller
Rell
>>690105629
rolling son
rollin,g
>>690105629
rolling for 8, all i have to do is say the opposite
her: did you cheat on me?
me: yes
her: thank god you didnt
just not the hotdog one.
>>690105629
rol
>>690105629
fuck it let's do it
>>690105629
Rolling
rollan
>>690105629
FAGAT!
>>690105629
Superbro
>>690119559
Noo reroll
>>690105629
vbcv
>>690105629
super roll
>>690105629
rolllinggg
>>690105629
rolling!
rell
*rolls*
rolle
Cunt
>>690105629
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>690105629
roll
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