Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
![Syndra [151].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BJ61CvC.jpg "Syndra [151].jpg")
>>690104321
Pretty please?
Still here
pranks
>>690105012
I still have standards trips or no deal
>>690105079
![Syndra [116].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4nE95AP.jpg "Syndra [116].jpg")
>>690105165
>I still have standards
Omg Hundred was so good I cant wait for the next episode! Watching twin star Exorcist right now neva seen this shit. Wasssup Esdeath
Best claim.
>>690104123
It is like 18°C.
anyone want to help me derail the feels thread pretty plzzz
>>690104241
Yuuko-nee
>>690104272
I had forgotten Homu actually wears glasses. Chalk one up for the powerful bespectacled beauties!
>>690104393
Not saying there's anything wrong with that! Sometimes a waifu isn't very well known and you gotta do what you gotta do. Akiko knows.
>>690104814
Not really. It prevents you from being looked at as a pasty white tourist and prevents sunburn.
>>690104814
But its still my soul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvthzbBFCmE
>>690104893
Obligatory "I'm on the OP!"
Mumei claim
> If I told you would you sit on it
> very probably
Still here
>>690104350
The only place for me to swim is a sketchy river inhabited by stoners and rednecks. I want to go back to Florida sometime.
>>690105362
hello friend
>>690105362
>>690089163
>>690105079
ruri
>>690105241
You put your balls in people's faces for money don't even
Claimed
>>690105503
oops hello friend was not meant for me
>>690105474
I probably won't go very far into the state since everyone there is a fucking maniac. But yeah, I wouldnt mind once every ten years.
>>690105503
It's just a thread.
>>690105269
You should probably watch Re:Zero
It's pretty darn good. About a guy who got into a fantasy world and travels back in time when he dies.
>>690105387
ah, i see. Well, I'd like to be seen as a tourist though. But then again, I don't like to get a tan.
>>690105457
Great! Then sit down. That chair over there is up. Let's talk about something.
What are your hobbies?
booty bounce pop
>>690105362
How so? I will fight for you
>>690105663
>Mirai
![Syndra Irelia [27].png](https://i.imgur.com/js9lSpV.png "Syndra Irelia [27].png")
>>690105362
No and why?
>>690105628
And you please old men for money.
>>690105702
R u a fag
Is srs question
>>690105503
Stop being such an autistic faggot.
hello everyone.
>>690105847
I second this
>>690105834
We have that much in common then
>>690105663
I went to St. Augustine a few years back and it was super nice. I'm going to Gulf Shores in Alabama later in the summer.
>>690105686
Hmm I like drawing in off time like silly doodles and stuff. I appreciate people who know that life is nothing special but should be appreciated.
> I am currently talking to a PlayStation rep about a refund because even after gamestop wipes your info you can still be charged..
>>690105723
however you feel porn scat whatever
>>690105834
pissed me off
>>690105847
>>690106002
fuck off i dont need this
>>690105847
>>690106002
S A M E F A G
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Alrighty then turkey time.
>was just a normal day i suppose
>I live in Wisconsin so turkeys are pretty abundant around here.
>well we work next to a small green house/corn field.
>well some of the neighbor kids decided to take some old corn cobs and throw them up on our roof.
>I went out and yelled at them "this is Mah work, yall leave!!" Minus the drawl
>the scurry away but about a half hour later this guy comes on with a flabbergasted look.
>what's the look for sir?
>"well I never thought turkeys could fly, but I guess they can"
>wut.jpg
>so he leaves and I follow him out and look up.
>there were 5 full grown turkeys on the roof of my work.
>hory sheet
> they kept sliding off the slope and flying back up to get the cobs the kids threw up there.
>clumsiest birds i ever did see
>so I go back in to help more customers, all who were gawking at the scene of these giant faggot birds on our roof.
>after a bit we saw like 5 more come around our work fence.
>dont know if they were up there, but the group of them took turns flying back into the field over the fence after a little bit.
Sorry this took forever, was helping people check out. And fyi, turkeys fly as majestically as manatees with bad gas
>pic related: My face staring at these giant retard birds
>>690105840
I like pennis but also dicke and balls. But also womens.
>>690106157
Are you triggerred by a feels thread?
How much of an autist can you be Anon?
Best type moon claimed.
>>690106157
I got you
>>690106166
Retard.
>>690106157
Yes you do, who gets triggered by a feels thread you fucking troglodyte.
>>690106305
Dont u hab bf tho
>>690106355
This lol are u a fat pussy or something?
>>690106476
Yes. As I said, I like pennis but also dicke and balls.
>>690105686
I see no appeal in being porcelain, despite what my waifu appears to be. But I wear ugly floral shirts everyday anyway so not like it matters.
>>690106088
You should check out Wimberley, TX. Jacobs Well is amazing.
>>690106553
Want My pennis?
>>690106475
Seems like you get more triggered from him than he gets from the feels thread.
Yo
>>690106669
I keep forgetting my pics!!
HUNDRED ON !
Time for the Derail Lazer is fully charged.
>>690106475
>>690106355
>>690106481
the fuck is wrong with you people ruin my day is fun for you psychos
>claiming yume
>>690106695
Yes, people who are in dire need of reality checks pis me off to no end.
>>690106117
So your hobby is drawing. I usually write and my main hobby is collecting vidya.
>Sony can still charge you
Sony will always want your money. I don't like Sony that much, but their games are neat since most JRPGs are released on PS.
>>690106198
This sounds like a funny sight to behold.
>>690106305
That's pretty gay Aizawa
>>690106825
Can i fucc and succ u anon?
![Syndra [64].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wccsuLl.jpg "Syndra [64].jpg")
>>690106020
Anyways.
Roll
>>690106695
He's an autist.
>>690106825
If you're gonna do it, do it fag and don't cut yourself on that edge while at it.
>>690106542
>>690106876
piss*
>>690106907
Yeah dude.
>>690106751
Hey Mio you usually get this picture earlier on in the thread haha.
>>690106825
Hey there queen I haven't talked to you yet, what's with these people right just a bunch of nuts don't worry though your waifu is 10/10
>>690107012
keep em coming you'll get it eventually
>>690106825
People on the internet upset you? Your prolly that beta ass op
>>690106907
![Syndra [48].png](https://i.imgur.com/fZZvzwm.png "Syndra [48].png")
>>690107179
Soon~
>>690107230
Forgot to put text
>not replying to me
>>690107074
Stop being gay. That's my job obviously. And Mi Lius.
>Talk of the Devil >>690107230
Also, how are you?
>>690107130
Yep. I try to use the same picture so people know it's the real awesome me. I'm usually just lurking until people talk to me though
>>690107280
Sex the cat
Do it stat
>>690107336
But gay is also my job.
claimed
>>690106907
It was defiantly not something you see every day but I'm signing off to do more work stuff, bye till next time!
>>690106669
>>690106801
Lol, looks like a natural spring. I've always wanted to go to one or even go cliff jumping.
>>690107179
Uhm I'm pretty good at the whole rolling trips thingy can I try Toshaka?
>>690107280
Rolling for Syndra
>>690106917
YES absolutely
>>690107130
im going to calm down now as i want to make a good impression on you how are you
>>690107454
Well, guess what.
Now you need to look for a new job.
>>690107500
Byebye and have fun!
>>690107280
roll for cat
>>690105086
did 9/11
>>690107704
isis is a prank
Ready our Defenses The feels dudes are about to breach our thread.
>>690107598
Okay,
No need for Chara
Btw I'm submissive
>>690107966
Yes.
alright listen just please make it stop my hear hurts now stop calling me an autist im fucking defeated it not my fault i do these things please my head hurts and i throw up again just stop im done
>>690107598
I'm fine and all but Arizona is pretty bad right now the heat is too much..
>i've lived here all my life and it's finally just too much haha I need to get out.
>>690107658
Chara where'd my chair go
>>690108159
kill yourself.
>>690108249
You need to fuck off.
>>690108159
I don't really hate you but I suggest you stay away from 4chan.
>>690108249
just stop
>>690108330
>on /b/
>thinks gore disgusts/irritates people
please just stop please
>>690108416
Ty based anon
I was kinda feeling a gore thread anyhow. 2 birds one stone yo.
>>690108389
Hey Homura I like your waifu and your image :D
>what's going on right now why is queen being trolled?
>>690108528
not exactly my end goal.
![Syndra [6].png](https://i.imgur.com/FoxmqGg.png "Syndra [6].png")
>>690107582
Oh alright.
Reroll.
>>690107704
Roll for maid.
>>690107966
Maybe stop being a faggot in other threads instead?
If your gonna go and be a faggot trying to derail other threads then please go do it elsewhere.
>>690108567
Stop getting triggered by everything.
>>690108567
i feel sick just please also as a side note gore is not going to bother me if anything its something to look at
>>690108661
>Maybe stop being a faggot in other threads instead?
If your gonna go and be a faggot trying to derail other threads then please go do it elsewhere.
So much this.
>>690108179
You're sitting on it dear
>>690108629
He gets triggered from anonymous calling him names, not much more to say.
>>690108159
>>690108567
>>690108742
>>690108661
i cant just do that im done just stop im being nice why are we still beating me up?
>>690108567
I'm not trying to be rude to you Esdeath, you're my friend after all, but maybe take a break from 4chan for a little bit. Or just stay on here for longer, build up a tolerance to shit like this.
>>690109058
no i like it here im trying so hard to be nice just piss off
>>690108896
I wanna sit on you
>>690107509
There's a few good places in Ireland, I hear.
>>690108661
Reroll
>>690109131
It's easier to fight someone thats already at the bottom
AUTISM
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>>690109248
>I'm trying so hard to be nice
>yells at everyone
>demands a personal army
>tries to derail other threads
>gives waifu a bad name
Nigger you've been anything but nice since you started posting.
>>690109248
Its called the "hide" option
>>690109131
Because you obviously started something Ina another thread, asked another thread to derail it, and brought the first thread to the second thread who gets to deal with your problem even though it has nothing to do with the second thread.
You poked a dog and ran home, now the house is mad because you brought a rabid dog home.
Bad child.
>>690108896
Oh right. Thanks Chara <3
>>690108957
This is fantastic I love it.
>>690108821
Hi Kyouko how are you.
You're lucky I'm not on my computer.
>>690109248
Sure feels like summer in here
Heading outside. Bye e-body.
>>690109294
I know. Everyone does that. My lap is quite comfy after all
>>690109523
No Problem~
Jeez, I'm more tired than I thought I am.
>>690108159
Esdeath, you didn't tall to your therapist honestly, did you?
I told you that you should!
You have mental issues, real ones that need to be talked about. Please, step away from 4chan and talk to your doc.
>>690109493
You forgot the Kappa Kappa.
>>690109426
i stoped now im done i gave up and im holding in my anger
>>690109441
i left the thread
why are humans so cruel
>>690109248
If you like it here, just build up a tolerance to shit like this man. Just get over it man, people are worse in the real world, so if you can't handle people online I honestly don't know how you'll work out irl.
>>690109654
Good luck.
kagami claimed!!
>>690109426
Well she was nice to me?
>>690109731
Your autistic threads are leaking all over /b/, please contain your own autists.
>>690105362
Came out of lurk to say don't invade other threads.
Bad anon, no
I'm back! I just have so many places to be, I forget to show up at half of them! How is everyone?
>>690109654
See ya!
>>690109657
On ur dikk thAt is
![Syndra [14].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/S7tEgCt.jpg "Syndra [14].jpg")
>>690109312
Rolling.
>>690109654
Good luck.
>>690109786
Im still in there. Makin that place my personal incest thread.
>>690110012
Can Syndra be my daddy?
>>690109683
i dont see him till this Tuesday and trust me i have a lot to tell him ill ill just go and be alone ill be on later when i calm down
>>690109786
>why are humans so cruel
Because autism is a laughing matter, unlike cancer
>>690109835
Welcome back Kagami.
>>690109835
How was the run?
>>690109786
Dude. Are you seriously that stupid or that sheltered?
Last night someone I knew was murdered in front of her kids.
This is the world you live in. You bad mouth someone or do something to make someone mad they can KILL YOU and the only thing stopping then are: Morals, Ethics, the fear of punishment, and to the lazy: Distance.
If you can't handle "ur a faggit" then seriously get off 4chan and get that autism both diagnosed and medically treated.
>>690109786
>i'm being a fagget
>dude stop being a faggot
>my feeling are hurt by this
No one cares you raging autist.
>>690104893
I love carlos
>late claim
ITT cringe
>>690110221
YUI, wassup how come I don't get the Yui welcome home gravy ):
>>690110269
I like that most of your images of your waifu are drawn or deviant art lookin stuff good on you Homura.
hi
>>690110221
thank you yui!!! how's everything going?? i feel like we haven't talked in a while....
>>690110269
it was good, my chest started to hurt pretty bad lol, i guess i've been out of it for a while....
how are you doing??
>>690110189
Jesus, don't come back man. And I don't mean that in the "we don't want you here" way, I mean it in the "it's bad for you to be here" way. This place is NOT helping you. Talk to your doc and when you have a better grasp on reality then you should come back. Something in your mind isn't OK right now, it's not your fault, but what is your fault is putting yourself in this situation.
>Mizore
Latest claim
How the fuck can this thread entertain you every day? Once, sure, what the hell. But every God damned day? I have heard about basement dwelling low-lives on the Internet, but boy this takes the cake!
>>690110964
Shirobako was a solid 10/10
>>690111083
How new are you, honestly?
>>690111083
185 replies, 49 posters. I guess that explains something
>>690111164
I've been on here for 17 days, so not really new.
>>690111236
That's really not a lot, guessing you're too used to shitty /b/ threads were people just post once.
>>690111271
>I've been on here for 17 days, so not really new.
Kek
@690111271
Your (You)
>>690111083
It's the drama, honest, everyday these autists find a new way to fight with each other over minial shit, it's great you should start lurking these.
>>690111164
I have been on here for almost a week. So yea, I'm an oldfag. Troll harder.
@690111490
And a (You) for you too.
>>690111164
I have been here almost 3 weeks, so go fuck yourself.
>>690111361
Taking the bait this hard.
>>690111635
NEWFAG INTENSIFIES
>>690111374
Hmmmm, maybe I should :P
>>690110695
late roll
