Me and my friend found a fucking goose. Trips decides.
>>690098522
Cook it and eat it.
>>690098522
Kill yourself with axe
chop off it's head and fuck it.
>>690098785
>m
bump
>>690098702
Rolling for this
pluck the feathers and make a necklace and wear around your neck
Don't chop its head off, just buttfuck it
>>690098702
This
>>690098785
bummpp
>>690098911
roll
>>690098702
Roll
>>690098785
>this
>>mlp
>>690098522
Looks like you are soon to have a goose down pillow
>>690098522
Bury the hatchet
>>690098522
That goose is not fucking anything you liars.
>>690098522
Dinner time, faggots!
>>690098989
aye
Gift wrap it and send it to your crush
The real question is how so many dubs showed up
Kill yourself with axe
>>690098522
dead goose tribute. maybe even some penetration if your up for it
Take off the feathers and make a stew out of it anon! it will taste great
axe in its pooper
let it free
chop his head off
leave it alone. kill self.
>>690099177
lmao
>>690099130
Roll
Kill your friend with axe
>>690098522
Go fishing and use the whole goose as bait
chop your own head off
>>690099226
reroll for 333
cut it open and put your head inside
>>690099200
Are you retarded? It's dead
>>690099130
This
fuck its pooper while axe is used to chop off its head
>>690099286
Roll
>>690099347
bummp
>>690098522
Shove it up your ass.
feed it then leave it alone. and suck your friends cock.
>>690099389
bump the bump
shoe on head
>>690099259
roll
>>690099130
Rolling
put dead head in your butt
Nail it's intestines to a church in the form of a upside down cross or a pentagram. Preferably both
sharpie in the camera guys pooper
>>690098785
THIS
chop nuts off and feed to
>>690099399
Roll
>>690098522
let it go
cut it open and wear it as a hat
kill the axe
suck your friends penis and send a video of it
>>690099443
fuck
>>690099555
winrar fuckers
fuck the goose while your friend hacks it with the axe but have him hack the axe through the whole goose-penis combination and then go to a hospital for reattachment bringing in the maimed goose with your eviscerated penis lost somewhere inside of it
>>690098702
Roll
>>690099555
Fucking waste
>>690099555
rarwinszzz
>>690099555
waste of fucking trips
mail it to a faggot
>>690099309
Roll
>>690099572
this.
>>690098522
Inflate goose.
Capture it in a crate or box or something and tie as many helium ballons as necess to send it to mars
>>690099555
Axe is kill
cut into the goose and draw pepe on yourself with the blood
jerk off your friend while you finger goose
>>690098522
Cut off your hand with the hatchet and feed it to the goose
WOW YOU FOUND A GOOSE?!?!?!??! IS THIS YOUR FIRST TIME OUTSIDE?!?!?!?!
>>690100053
thank man
>>690099130
>every roll is dubs>>690099255
>>>690099344
>>690099466
>690099466
check em
>>690100023
Close enouf?
>>690100053
Axe or goose in your friends anus.
Well, that was a wasted thread!
/b/ space program phagot
>>690100117
roll
smash it up to fuck with the axe
>>690100464
>implying OP can get ballons/rickets innawoods
Fuck it
All you faggots who haven't realised yet, the goose is dead /op
Tie helium ballons to it and make it fly ffs
>>690100858
Rool
>>690100814
how did it die?
>>690100814
>implying OP couldn't still fit in his/friends anus
>>690100858
Thats wat i said b space program! Ftw
Op delivered. This is so crazy.
>>690101192
you must be new
fuck your friend and post the video!
>>690101364
reroll
>>690101082
We found it with a fucked up throat, it wad already dead and its probably done by a human since the throat/neck has obviously been copped off or bashed
>>690098522
Chop it's neck off at the bottom and attach it to your trousers and pretend it's a big dick. Swing it about and shit, take pics.
>>690098522
fuck it
>>690098522
Fight with your friend, using this axe. the survivor got to marry the goose. Pics of the papers prooving the matrimony or the survivor is a pusy.
>>690101538
This will be keks.
cuddle the goose and make sure that nothing bad happens to it
>>690101364
roll
>>690101517
shit on it
Sharpie in pooper
>>690098522
chop ur balls off
>>690101827
reroll
fuck the goose
Shit on the axe
>>690098785
rollin'
axe the fuck out of it
>>690101538
Rollin for keks
>>690101364
rolling
Sharpie in goose pooper
cook me some foie gras
Put the goose's heart in your anus and fuck the lungs/stomach
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Kill your friends.
>>690101538
Roll for this
>>690102810
This
>>690103223
FUCK so close
its k guys, I got it
stick your dick in it
>>690098522
chop the neck off and shit inside the hole to make it look like a new neck n face.then cum all over the gooses new face and use the gooses old neck and face as a shit rag
post a pic if you high 5ing your friend
>>690098702
thiz
painis in the anus
>>690099435
roll
Put the ax up its ass
>>690104200
reroll
Neck is kill
>>690104294
Rerollerino
>>690104333
Trips check'm
Rip it apart and eat it raw
>>690103404
>404
>>690104333
Fuckin waste
>>690104333
>>690104333
you fucking faggot
>>690104729
>729
Dick in goose. Can't find a hole, make a hole.
>>690104767
>>690104820
So clarify I meant cut through its neck with the axe..
>>690104833
>833
also check my fucking numbers
viking funeral
>>690105116
Still. A fuckin waste.
>>690104936
Roll
>>690105206
How?
>>690105118
>118
Checked and got your number.
>>690098702
Rollin
>>690105401
Anyone would sever neck with axe. /b/ does anus or dick or general grossness.
>>690098702
roll
>>690098989
>>690105483
fucking nice
>>690100708
Reroll
>>690098911
>>690098785
Roll
>>690098522
Chop off its head, post pics
>>690104333
About time
>>690101538
rolling
fuck it, cum inside and let it go
Behead shouting Allan hu ackbar and holding ur index finger up
>>690104333
lame, why give faggot op what he wants
>>690104333
The kek has spoken, deliver or be smitten.
>>690098702
>>690105977
>makes evil humonculous babbys
>Evil babby army takes earth
Do you really want a fucking gooseman apocalypse?
>>690104294
>>690105116
Surly OP will deliver
>>690106207
This
>>690106267
yes.
>>690106301
OP prolly had Delivarence senx with friend and went home by now.
>>690098522
Get him sandals
>>690106354
Ok.
>>690098785
Roll
>>690102787
Jesus dude
french kiss it
The goose's ass. Lick it.
tongue punch the goose's fart box
>>690106835
That's a cloaca. Grice don't have an ass.
>>690098522
why are your legs hairless? fuckin 13 yo fags, at least have the decency to wait for your balls to drop before you post here.
>>690098702
You had a good run OP
Pet and feed it while it sits on your lap.
SPACE PROGRAM
> Chop goose and pluck feathers.
> Spread honey all over naked body.
> Attach string to goose's beak.
> Wear beak.
> Smoother feathers and guts all over body.
Congratulations! You have now become a rare 'Red American Retard Goose'.
>>690107214
They look really young. To be fair though my legs are only mildly hairy and I'm 20. Not everyone is a gorilla.
>>690098522
put your shoe on his head
I wait for 444
>>690107397
reroll
Send it to the moon
>>690099495
edgy
>>690107397
rerolling
SPACE
>>690107425
>>690107777 Look at these quads, you have to do this.
space program.
>>690098522
Too the moon with it, Goose Space project.
>>690098522
eat it
>>690107820
Yes
>>690102839
what was he say
Put it on your head and take a picture
Film yourself sending it into space, Goose space project.
>>690108245
reroll
>>690102839
>mfw you can't even triforce in a copy paste
OP do a space program
>>690107790
>>690108444 These trips seem rather nice
>>690098522
Send it too fucking space you nigger
>>690098522
set it free, let it live
>>690108245
reroll kkk
Space
Throat fuck it
>>690108579
It's fucking dead you stupid faggot.
Fuck it
>>690098522
Do nothing. Leave it alone. Walk away.
Space program faggot
>>690108245
reroll c
Goose in pooper
>>690098522
cook and eat
>>690107397
rolling for this autisticdy
reroll>>690108798
>>690108798
come on reroll.
>>690108720
Successful Troll is successful
>>690108798
reroll
>>690108798
reroll.
>>690109269
reroll.
>>690108798
reroll. yah
>>690109452
reroll the space program.
Put in anus
>>690098522
chop off head then eat goose brain.
>>690109545
roll space
Cut tree with axe and make it fall on goose in a spectacular fashion.
>>690109559
Reroll
>>690109545
Rereroll for space program
>>690098785
>pic related
Reroll for space
>>690109624
reroll with heaven trips
>>690109636
Rolling for this
>>690109768
Rolling
>>690108798
roll
rolling for goose to the moon
I will waste these trips.
>>690098522
Give it a proper burial.
Sacrifice it to satan
space goose
Anus
Go home.
>>690109636
Roll
Throw goose off skyscraper
Eat it
>>690108798
Reroll
>>690104294
you could have made him worship the goose, feed it the most expensive meals, abort his children in favor of the goose and leave all his fortunes to the goose after he dies
This
Build a submarine
First goose to visit the Mariana Trench
>>690109859
reroll space program.
Cut it open and eat its dookie
Have sex with it
eat goose dick
>>690110087
space prgram
Fuck the duck until exploded
>>690110151
this
Cut its head off and fuck the esophagus
Suck your friends dick while the goose watches
>>690110070
Roll
>>690110023
Lol reroll
Pee on it
>>690110203
this
>>690110151
Space program
Fuck friend in butt
>>690110235
reroll again
Crush the bones into powder and snort a line
