This thread is cursed.
If you post in it, you will become a woman when you wake up tomorrow.
So don't post in it.
>>690047557
whoops
,.lol
>>690047557
Are you kidding?
Women, by every single fucking metric, in the west, have it better than men
Being a middle class woman in America is living life on easy mode
I hope this thread is cursed pls give me boobs
pls give
"oh no"
>>690047557
ez game ez life, make me sexy pls.
its 2:30 am, how do i make chicken nuggets
Ej
Nooooo not a curse ...
Alternative solution
Don't wake up tomorrow.
We all want tits
>>690047557
pfft i wish
>>690048008
KEK NICE LAST 4
hmm, you don't say
posting with hope. even if it is falsely put
oooooops
>>690047557
This is some fucking MSN type chain-post bullshit, get outa here.
hopeful post
i will use my vagina to destroy the world, i will begin by blackmailing young men for simple things like money. then once i have whored my way into university i will take some shitty social science degeree and will end up being the secretary for a big ceo. everyday he will plough me until by hole becomes and endless abyss. then with my ultimate fortune i will replace my vagina and marry a man of my choosing
Masturbation will be awsome
pls gimme the titties
K
>>690047945
Cut boneless skinless chicken breasts into the size you want
Mix bomb ass seasonings in with flour, I use bisquick because it's awesome
Dip them nuggets in the bisquick
Fry in a cooking pan filled with vegetable oil
Wait until nuggets are golden brown, flip each one every now and then
Eat that shit you filthy nigger stop buying kfc and grape drank
Oh nooo
So, if I post in this thread, I'll..
>Have tits
>Have a vagina
>Be able to wear all the wonderful female clothing that I've always been jealous of women for
>Be in relationships with men without being gay
>Be expected to be submissive
>Have an appearance that won't make me wanna die
And to top it off
>Be able to get pregnant, which is my secret hidden desire that I could never tell another living soul
Well, I' better make sure not to post, then.
I think its safe to say all guys have thought about it atleast once.
Why are people even posting here ?
I have immunity cat ;^)
YOLO
Aww yeah for titties
man, that sounds like a terrible thread
>>690048341
thanks anon
this really helped
This thread is stupid
>>690048405
To have one more hole for our dragon dildo
>>690047557
W whoops
I'd make a kick ass lesbian.
I actually think I'm a lesbian trapped in a woman's body.
K
Yes pls
:^)
>>690047557
Oh my bad
My benes is immune due to a high enducing mushroom next to my house.
Sup
uh ok
>>690047557
>sage
2nd post in this thread for eXXXtra luck
kkkkkkkkk
>>690047557
damn, got trapped
>>690047557
i hope
oopps
>>690048072
Is it summer already?
Oh shit it is.
Give it to me
Damn, better not post then
doubt it
>>690047557
k I won't activate easy mode.
fuck
>>690047557
What if I want to?
Oh shit!
>>690047825
Fucking yes.
You don't even need to have sex. Just hint that MAYBE there would be sex.
I could get a new pc from a rich guy and then live with gaming for life
>>690047557
Implying I don't want this.
...God, I fucking hate myself...
>>690047557
shit
i dont wanna be a girl so i wont post here
>>690047557
spooky curse is spooky
fuck you i want to become a woman
pls i want to be qt3.14
Im in
>>690047557
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Oh shit! I ain't posting for sure.
rip rip rip guess im gonna have titties when i wake up
>>690047557
roll
Yes please.
>>690047825
/thread
uhoh
>>690048572
A seasoning tip: garlic powder will work wonders you can't imagine in this dimension. And be generous with it in the flour mix, it's only coating the chicken in a layer so if you don't your nuggets will taste like bland fried meats which still tastes great so fuck you vegetables
i wish
curse me fucker
Check 'em
I'd be hot in 4 months if I swapped. Lets do this.
I wanna shove stuff in my pussy make me a girl lol
>>690047557
...
>>690047666
Hang on satan
okay! oh shit i just did. Oh well
>>690047557
I love when you can switch difficulty in the middle of a game.
Yes please, ill rather be a woman than a cuckold
This thread is definitely not lupus
Alright
>>690047557
pls i need
>>690047825
>>690048166
>>690049011
are you kidding me?
enjoy getting cat-called and harassed on a daily basis you fucktards.
stop implying women have it easy and start looking at the real circumstances.
i'll gladly trade my pussy with your dicks and will laugh when you come back after a few days bawling your eyes out wanting it back.
Curses
okay
Sure
Posted
>>690050215
Bayght
>>690050215
You have to leave the house to get harassed, retard.
>>690047557
oh darn what a terrible curse
>>690047557
Sure would make life a lot easier, also jerking off looks way funner for women
I mean, I'd be okay with it
>>690050215
> implying i'd get catcalled for keeping my wardrobe and continuing to be a Shut in.
Oh no
Damn :/
Change me, see what happens I'll eat your asshole
Gibe da pussy b00s
k
Wow, is OP a wizard?
>>690050215
Hah. I'll give you my dick. Enjoy society seeing you as the strong one/problem solver/provider. The next emotional problem you have is totally -your- fuckin problem.
Tsk :)
>>690050215
>Women are so privileged that getting cat-called is the biggest problem they face
>>690050215
ding dong you are wrong
>>690047557
*cough*
>>690047557
FOR
THE
FUCKING
TITS
If only
There's gotta be a chance.
Oops did the captcha by accident
Middle class white woman? Hell yeah!
>>690047557
>implying that i'd ever post in a cursed thread
lol no way
Will I be a cute grill?
>>690050215
>enjoy getting cat-called
Man, I wish that was my biggest concern.
What could go wrong
Curse me
Can I keep my dick?
>>690047557
idk
>>690050557
spoken like a true neckbeard-loser.
also it's men who have a problem dealing with emotions themselves.
if you are too "manly"to seek help, stop complaining like a little bitch.
>>690050215
nice bait, faggot
Only if this was true
>>690047557
Why does his underwear change in the pic?
>>690047557
please anon
>>690050215
Enjoy people giving you shit for acting too masculine, for not acting masculine enough, for being sexist and holding the door open for women, for not being a gentleman when you dont hold the door open for women, enjoy not getting laid because you didnt 'take control' and aggressively pursue women, and enjoy being called a misogynist or a rapist when you do try to take control and aggressively pursue a woman.
What a shame
>>690047557
pls
>>690050865
Not taking the bait. Fuck off weaboo.
>>690050611
>Yeah, it's totally not a big deal to walk like a lamb amongst wolves everytime you go out.
Fuck off you mra-shit.
>>690047557
For science!
ahhh you got me
>>690050215
I'll give you my dick if you lend me your pussay
>>690047557
oh dear
Bring in the double Ds
>>690047557
omg, is that really true? better not post in here
>>690047557
plz
>>690050991
>weeaboo
>>690050215
>i'll gladly trade my pussy with your dicks
uh can we do this, i wanna totally do this? can i get the boobs too?
>>690051045
>>690050865
>>690050215
you probably think the wage gap is real
>>690047557
shit why not
>>690047924
how "terrible"
right up my alley
>>690050939
how are those problems any worse than womens?
how are those problems not exclusively your own fault?
stop crying because you are a socially awkward psycho, who has absolutely no decency and clue how to treat women or people in general.
>>690047557
be a woman when i wake up tomorrow? oh nooooooooooooo....
>>690047557
noo
AAAyyyyyyyy
you can't tell me what to do
Sorry scrubs but this is dead. I'm too manly to become a bitch.
>>690047557
ill send nudes tomorrow
>>690047557
Ok, what ever.
>>690051481
this is bait. I can tell from some of the words and from seeing quite a few bait posts in my time.
>>690051481
I dont cry. I'm not allowed to, women will roll their eyes and call me an emotional little boy even though they sob everytime they see a cute puppy video
might be a fun experience. ill send you nudes if it works.
>>690051223
this is an entirely different topic, but nice strawman you got there you memelord.
Prove it faggot.
>>690050939
""too masculine""
what the fuck is that?
The only people who say that shit are feminine beta-leftists without a drop of testosterone in their systems.
Fuck that, don't listen to them. Go lift some weights you'll feel better.
As long as I'm hot
>>690047557
Pls
>>690047557
>turn into a grill
>hook up with a grill from muh sexuality/gender club
>???
with all the bisexual trisexual quadsexual thing that's happening in the world right you could get laid with any gril from said clubs
>>690047557
trips and my dream will come true
>>690047557
yiss pls
Wat
ok
shit
>>690051660
oh man...this is fucking ridiculous.
but be happy with your black and white world of evil manipulative women and poor, misunderstood men.
one day you will realize your life is not a facebook meme.
Gib pussi b0s
>>690051045
Oh no people think I'm desirable, woe is me
I'd be kind of okay with this, except for the paperwork.
Can you imagine what a pain in the ass it would be pushing that shit through a government bureaucracy?
Bet I will nigga
lol
make me a cute grill pls
Ok
why not
Do ur best cursed thread
Fucking faggots.
>>690050877
what does that chart have to do with anyting we are talking about?
also, maybe men chose more dangerous jobs because they want to prove themselves for whatever ridiculous reasons?
maybe women are less risk-taking and more careful because they are not as idiotic when it comes to safety?
maybe women are still ostracized from certain jobs and work-spaces?
this chart tells us nothing.
it's just made to fit your retarded agenda.
Please
sign me up fuck knuckles
>>690051925
Enjoy your fragile little world where a man calling you hot is the worst thing ever and equivalent to rape and omg I need my safe space I'm so triggered right now.
>>690047557
I wish. Never gonna happen though, it's the fat ugly dude's life for me.
>inb4 wake up as fat ugly woman
Pls
eh
Roll for tits
>>690047557
i can only hope you're right OP
i can't wait to fondle my tits, rub my click, and fuck a rich man once per week in exchange for a lavish lifestyle
>>690047825
but how?
why not :D
grill pls
>>690047557
oh no how do I stop this?
Whoops
>>690047557
56yu7
I'm interested to see what its like
Fuck the surgery though, I'd rather be a real girl
pls
aaa
Make life easy again!
xD
Ok
oopsie
Well, time to do it I guess.
Immunity cat, let this one through, please.
>>690052733
UNCHECKED DUBS DETECTED
>>690047557
>live in NY
>attend college
>god these bitches have so many fucking advantages here
>scholarships
>muhsoginy argument ender
>mate choice even if ugly
>auto jobs
Please let it be true.
Yes please
>>690047557
oops
As long as I'm not fat and a feminist
It's funny how itt everyone thinks they would be a cute girl. I'd rather be an ugly man than take the 50/50 chance I'd be an ugly woman. You guys are delusional.
>>690052581
again, nice strawman.
never did i say cat-calling is similar to rape, nor did i say anything about being triggered.
stop spouting dumb memes you fucking idiot.
Ahh shit did I just post here?
I wish
Gladly. I'll be sure to stock on make shift sex toys before I go to bed.
>>690052660
I'm going to be so I'll keep as short as possible: men do more work, have more responsibility, are given more pressure, and given harsher punishments.
All bad things except sexual harassment are much more likely to happen to men
and I can't wear cute outfits because I'm not a woman
>>690053086
>Ugly Woman
No change in situation
>Cute girl
Easy mode enabled
>>690051045
>I'm crippled by irrational fear, eveyone else must be too.
But for real, I'm gunna enjoy no longer being a part of the demographic expected to lay down my life at the drop of a hat, unabusable, highest suicide rate etc. Sweet puss here I come.
whoops accidentally
>>690053113
Litterally the only thing you've said is 'women get cat called!'. You're not giving me much to work with. Explain how life is worse for women please?
Bummer
>>690047557
No homo
I fucking wish
whoop whoop titties here i come
>>690053210
>he can't because it's not.
noooo please i don't want to be cursed
Wait what?
>>690047557
Give me tits
>>690047557
pls no senpai
>>690047557
I hope I will be a hot black woman in western society. best being you can be at the moment.
>>690047557
If only it was true, wouldn't mind life on easy
>>690047557
Ayy lmao niggas
Shit happens
Oh no I really hope I'm cursed.
>>690047557
fucking hate niggers
check
More like blessed
>>690051222
witnessed
oh shitt
Hmm
>>690050425
>funner
Good thing you're gunna be a woman. Being stupid wont matter anymore, because no value is placed on your intelligence, work ethic, or general societal work. You will be loved and provided for no matter how stupid, ugly, etc u r.
>>690053182
>no change in situation
Rlly nigga. Just rlly.
i can only try
>life on easy mode
nice thanks.
Hmmm
Oh no, this post was a terrible accident...
lmao
Give it to me
>>690047557
oh yes! I'll be the greatest lesbian whore on earth
Dubs get
just in case
>>690047557
please
>>690050215
>>690053210
i responded to many posts in this thread stating enough things already, you can work with that.
i'm off to the gym now, so i won't respond though.
>>690053113
THIS IS NO T A WOMAN IT IS A MAN WITH A PROBLEM OR TROLLING
>fucking newfags these days
TITS w/TIMESTAMP OR GTFO BITCH.
God if you let this work i promise to bethe. Sluttiest bitch on the block and let all the nerdy boys fuck me, idc if their dicks are small idec if they want to choke me or tie me up or anything, i just want to be the girl that makes their day
>>690047557
Fingers crossed
>>690047557
Tits tho
Whoops
>>690047557
What the fuck, OP?
Hopeful post is hopeful
Oh yeah mr.krabs
I'll roll the dice. Come on, magic thread.
Is it gay to be fucked by a man once you've been changed in a woman ?
No homo.
This thread is so spooky it made the news
>>690053086
>>690053554
>implying ugly women don't actually marry above their worth
low handsome tier man is equivalent to ugly woman in terms of mate choice. It's an auto upgrade for the majority of people, especially the people here.
>>690053666
Cool. Have fun uploading selfies of your tits and ass in workout gear to instagram and then complaining that men are objectifying you.
oh no
This is my third shitpost in this thread, my dick is tiny, i have manboobs, i wear panties and tights daily, please god just let me have this i will never ask for anything else again, not even to spare my life.
kkk
>>690047557
I would love to become a woman :D
Wanted to stay up anyway
>>690047557
>So don't post in it.
ok
>>690047557
Please make that happen.
Uh oh
>>690047557
please
>>690053452
>transgender queer amputee black woman.
pls no
>>690047557
Fuck it, after the day I've had that sounds like fun
I get to go back to me, though, right?
>>690053833
Cool. Have fun shitposting on an anime-imageboard while drowning your useless ass in self-pity, complaining why you can't find a "decent" woman.
>>690047557
So many people want to be girls
Sure it will
>>690053666
>I know I'm wrong, but I'm leaving and acting like I'm right.
;) have fun being the privileged gender and ignoring reality so you can pretending that you aren't.
nice trips though.
>>690047557
Post for tits in the morning
>>690053554
so whats the difference between being an ugly woman and an ugly man then?
OH MY FUCKING GOD NO I DID IT
>>690052548
You're implying being a woman is hard because you have to do with regular unwanted attention
I am trying to exemplify how insignificant of an inconvenience that is and belittle your point with an example on why it's hard to be man
If the only argument you have to why being a woman is harder than being a man is being cat called then your argument is bullshit.
Cat calls and unwanted attention is nothing compared to pressure placed on men to perform well and to be providers
Cat calls are benign inconveniences compared to the inconveniences that cause men to make up roughly 80% of all suicides
Now allow me to address the points you make in regard to the workplace fatalities and why it's all men. There's a reason why women aren't working in coal mines, or in construction, where many of these workplace fatalities happen. And it's because they're not fit for these jobs. They do not have the physical capacity do these jobs as well or as efficiently as men can.
Men aren't trying to prove anything by choosing these jobs, they choose them because they don't have any other fucking choice. For men they work these jobs are there's no food on the table.
Work is not an option for men, like it is for women.
>>690050215
You know the fucking rules
Tits or GTFO
>>690047557
Lesbian life I've always dreamed of, here I come.
Well fuck
>>690054067
>complained about strawman and having words put in her mouth earlier
>>690047924
>>690053834
>oh yeaahh
Would be fun to try actually.
Tern me into woman, snepia.
>>690047557
looks like im a faggot
I'd like that
Not many downsides here.
Scenario 1:OP is a fag and nothing happens. Life goes on
Scenario 2: Wake up as a woman. Instantly things get easier. People stop looking at me like I'm a monster that's about to attack them at any moment.
>>690054255
Two can play that game, and it gets tiring that noone here gets the point and is hellbent on disproving me by chosing only a single aspect of my original post, disregarding everything i elaborated in posts i submitted after.
I don't even dislike you folks, how can I, I don't even really know you, but please learn to look at the bigger picture here.
All women are not your enemies, as I don't consider all men my enemies, but overgeneralizing things is so stupid and paints you a cynical worldview full of hate, especially self-hate.
Final post, really have to go now.
xD
Bet
>>690047557
oops
oh no
>>690054650
>All women are not your enemies
Nobody here said anything like that. We just said that women have it easier in the western world. which is true.
Y want boobs like ballons
>>690047557
no way would i be caught with such a cliche thong
Traps and lesbians only
>>690047825
yeah
>>690054650
Look m8, the conversation about men and women deals with two huge groups. Generalizations are always made on both sides. Don't be upset that the generalizations point to your gender having it better. All women are not my enemies, but women who ignore the facts, and try to act like I'm not going to be statistically better off as a lady, are.
I have eyes, I know what I'm seeing in the world around me; it just so happens that the stats are also on my side. I wouldn't call that cynical. I can hate myself and still be right.
Additionally, people were focusing on a single aspect of your post, because it only had one aspect, and it was incorrect.
You're position is wrong, but I don't hate you for it. Have a nice day
>>690047935
but anon, you would look cute as a whale.
Want boobs
>>690054650
Look at the bigger picture yourself. That's what they're pointing out to you. The numbers show that your stance is wrong. The points you raise have counter points, and there are things you cannot counter on this side of the fence. You're straight up in the wrong.
