Today I become a wizard, /b/.
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Today I become a wizard, /b/.
>>690006888
Trips, behold my newfound powers!
>>690006999
what??????????? Holy shit the trips
>never
>>690006888
30th bday?
WITNESSED
>>690006888
Teach me
Today op was not faggot
>>690006888
>>690006999
>>690007400
>>690007499
THE WIZARD HAS BLESSED US WITH HIS POWERS
>>690006888
Welcome, brother
Happy Birthday
>>690007666
checked. holy fuck
>>690006888
Happy bierthday, broski, nice trips
Enjoy your powers
Also, don't stop now! Keep pushing, my friend.
One day you will be among the most powerful lads upon this cursed earth!
>>690007666
Nigga...
>>690007666
Shit
This thread is fucking cursed
Praise the trips!
>>690007666
>>690007499
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>>690006999
>>690006888
>>690007899
What's going on in here!?
I don't want to believe
>>690008016
wizard powers is whats happening here anon
spooky
Holy fucking wizard.
Darker are the powers of the Warlock
>>690006888
>>690006999
>>690007666
THE DARK MASTER HATH GRACED US WITH HIS DIVINE AND TERRIBLE PRESENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARE ME, OH HIGH AND MIGHTY ONE!!!!!! I AM NOT WORTHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a time to be alive.
verified
ITT; mods
>>690008016
The games have only just begun
I believe in magic.
Someone screenshot this for best of B
I've had sex, check my single
Classy escort wizard killers in Vegas. Cheap flights, expensive drinks.
>>690006888
Mighty Wizard, I beseech you, grant me the power of repeating digits
Omg Dubs
>>690008365
>off by one
WHY'VE YE FORSAKEN ME M'LORD
Grant me your wisdom and powers, O mighty savior!
This thread is blessed. You have my sword, new wizard.
O, great trips of truth, will I become a wizard?
BEHOLD MY DUBS
>>690006888
Buy a hooker. Bless her with your seed.
>>690006888
who.... who are you?
>>690008584
anon this is a stretch but are you aware that image is taken from a video of some Mongolian native or some shit doing some sick ass tribal vocals?
if so, please link that video. shit is cash.
Thank you wizardanon
EVIL THINGS!!!
>>690006888
>>690006999
>>690007666
Now that
Was something
BEHOLD
I think the wizard left.
OH SHIT
there can only be one
witness these
Are you a fat fuck or otherwise physically messed up?
If not, hope's never over. I actually did not have sex until 32. 37 now. Have been through 3 relationships since the first score and 2 of them were nymphomaniacs (I like sex and didn't think women would like it as much as I did. Turns out I was wrong. Although the downside I am finding is that women who are 30+ and single are probably single for a reason. The last one was thin, hot, loved sex all the time in every position but her life was a wreck and she was crazy. Not metaphorically crazy, but pills and doctors crazy. Did not work out...)
Alternatively, you're in prime cougar country if you don't mind milfs. That's not what I got into but I have had opportunities.
I really could have been married 3 times over by now if I wanted to marry a single mom with kids. I dunno if it's just this city or what but single moms are everywhere (and I don't mean black).
>>690008887
So close. You are most unworthy.
>>690007769
if a wizard has sex before 50, does he keep his powers?
>>690006888
Thank you
>>690008759
It's a time to celebrate, anon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98
>>690008887
off by one
Tell us your story grand wizard , how did you come to walk the path of non-poonanny?
tripsss
>>690008977
40 is the new standard or wizardry. 50 is Sage mode.
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>>690008977
You tell us
RRRRRAH
Teach me your ways, powerful wizard.
Non-wizard here to fuck it up.
I too am a wizard on this day BEHOLD
>>690009039
you've done a wonderful thing today, my friend. this kind of shit tickles my nature bone
>ywn be a wizard this powerful
>>690006888
Level 3 your can cast fireball if you study incantations. Will help you and your party progress a lot.
>>690006888
>>690006999
Your powers have arrived OP. Do you feel any different? I fear I'm going down your path. give me a sign to prevent it!
>>690006999
hold door
Hi
Teach me your ways Oh wise one
>>690009076
>be me
>go to all boys public school
>get bullied, mild abuse at home.
>hate self
>utter self loathing
>start doing hard drugs in senior year
>make friends for the first time ever
>enjoy life
>druggie girls are into me
>thinking about getting clean, some confidence has been found, drugs did their work
>get caught with 8grams at 19
>trial when im 20. 10 years in the pen.
>get out after 8
>hate self. do nothing with life. can't function.
>30th birthday rolls around. no friends, no family.
thats the story of my path to wizarddom
Oh great wizard I channel the into summoning dubs!
Check'em
INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP PLEASE DI :^)
>>690009855
I have been bleesed.
I will sing this day to the gods
>>690006888
Oh great master! Soon I too shall join your ranks! I shall continue to train diligently until the time comes but until then I ask for your blessing!!!
Well fuck might as well roll
anyone got sauce on op's gif?
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>>690006999
what the fuck.
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>>690007499
WHAT
>>690007666
WHAT IS HAPPENING
Hail ,oh, Great Archmage!
>>690010542
the ascension
>>690010564
WOLOLO
>>690009989
Fuck man, that fucking sucks, are you planning on an hero-ing?
praise this thread.
>>690009989
Only fucking 10 posts away from quads, of his third post, the other two being trips
And it's only his first day as a Wizard
His powers are already immediately obvious, but imagine what he will become in time
>>690006888
HE HAS ARISEN
Ye
>>690006888
mother of god
toasting in legendary bread
>>690010756
I'm too lethargic to even do that. but once i master my new powers, i think i may find myself a place in the world.
can you masterbait, and still be a wizard?
Well
>>690008188
Checked
>>690006888
Happy birthday Oh Great and Powerful Anon
Trips and adventures await thee?
Ayyy
>>690006888
i wanna be a wizard
at 23 now almost there!
Check out these trips
Put me in the screencap
>>690006999
What in the name of oblivion
this is an orgy I wanna be apart of
>>690008914
This made me lol.
<Is a skinny black female with no kids
<Going to be a wizard in a few years too, because crazy.
Sees this guys story; further solidifies my statements since I was 17 = never gonna have sex.
Also that pic above is true: I tried paying people at 20 and no one would take my money due to crazy. After 20 you're screwed if you're female. Just give up.
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>>690011313
OP has left us, and with him his wizarding powers of dubs +
>>690006888
That is a nice ass
holy fucking shit
Cmon op beat these skillz
posting in epic bread
>>690006888
>>690006999
Happy birthday
someone help us
>>690011569
he is still with us.
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>>690011622
ass time
for the love of all that is unholy and ever magical, cap this wizardly thread
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>>690011866
Look at those dubs
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>>690012066
checked
>>690006999
What are you up to this time Q?
can i have something
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>>690012066
Oh shit somebody poisoned the watering hole
>>690012233
checked
>>690012233
OP HAS GRACED YOU
HAIL THE WIZARD
>>690012233
bam mother fucker
>>690012233
nice dubble dubs
>>690012233
blessed!
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>>690012388
what the fuck is going on
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>>690012388
the magic has returned
the wave of dubs have flooded once more!
I wish to surpass op bless me
>>690012711
check em i also am a wizard
Wizards do not reveal themselves to commoners.
one of those threads..
PUT ME IN THE REDDIT SCREENCAP
>>690012922
Your aura, it's showing!
I cant understand this.
>This thread
Oh and happy birthday oh mighty wizard
>>690006888
>>690006999
>>690007666
No words...witnessed...
>>690007769
I lost it at 20 to my 17 year old gf. Still with her. Was her first as well. We can make it Bros
>>690011560
body pics?
i summon trips
good, bread is good
please dear wizard can i have some dubs
quads
unleashed but a spark
>>690013337
leeet dood
>>690012393
you keep saying that, and i hate you profusely for it
>dubdubs
Welcome to the fold brother.
checkem
>>690006888
>>690006999
What is this wizardry
Do you believe in dragons?
Check
>>690006888
Hit me up with some magic shit OP.
Can Mill house and the musty boyz get in on this?
>>690013574
im sorry here have some dubs
>mfwtt
OP, please teach me your ways.
>>690000000
does it still exist?
>>690007666
hey satan
wizzard
333
>>690013855
dear lord
>>690009989
Wait! You caught 10 YEARS on your first offense?! Did you kill the judges dog or something? Was your lawyer certified retarded?
i also am a wizard
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>>690013522
This thread
>>690014177
teach me pls
>>690014177
pffft, more like a bandit who dabbles into fortune telling every now and then
gay
Give me trips OP
>>690014177
wtf
Thread's dead?
>>690014266
oh yeah big boy
Wizard dubs
>>690014216
Thunderbolt
c-can i have dumbles too
>>690014266
i gave u those dubs i told u i am a wizard
>>690014438
Inferno lvl 3
Behold, SINGLES!
check check check
>>690014494
triple dip
>>690014584
huh
>>690014584
A magician!
Posting in an epic bread
>>690014663
fuck of by one fuck fuck fuck
>>690010289
I am not a wizard.
23 year old virgin here.
I just want someone to hold me.
I'm just here for dubs
>>690014747
checked
Give me some of that magic juice wizardly dude.
Witness
>>690014835
here have some dubs
Scriptfag
check these trips
This thread.
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>>690014994
again of by one what the fuck
sv_dubs 1
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>>690008300
Please save this thread for the edification of future generations
>>690006888
thats nice, i'm working at being a lich.
000
>>690014921
Seems I'm fucked in every way but literal.
>>690006888
Congrats
>>690015111
fuck u you stole my fucking trips
18 year old here, finally got first gf. I shall use this magical thread to predict my future. Singles and I live a normal, well adjusted life, dubs or above and I dedicate my life in the pursuit of wizardry!
>>690006999
Holy god
Any magic left in this bitch?
>>690015111
Wow
dubs are a mere sign of the presence of the Unholy one may he bless us with everlasting dubs and hope for trips
Cursed thread
what is the point of dubs and trips friends? why not get excited about 52 or some other number?
>>690015177
now you can have some dubs
Glorious thread
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>>690015111
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aT7jM1K2V7A
bitch fuck shit
I'm cursed and can't get dubs :^(
>>690015372
shut up fag
>>690006888
Congrats OP.
Thread
I wish to be truly wizard, so when i get, its gotta be over 9000
>>690015111
lich has entered
check
One cannot simply ask for trips, you must command it.
>>690006888
Op please grant me thine magic
Just out of curiosity...
i am also a wizard but i didnt sign up for number powers since i dont even like math.
Checkem
The Majick is gone...
thread will 404, no more dubs tonight boys
Trump is gonna lose.
Witness my non-existent dubs
Singles get
I CAST ROLL!!
>>690015887
almost missed that one, good job
>>690015689
Yes, I read this in their voices.
>>690015887
granted
what the fuck is happening ITT...
oh wait, its because GET scripts are only accurate at US night hours when posting slows down.
check 'em.
>>690015372
Fag
Can I join in?
>>690006888
I wanted to get there but my seed was stolen.
>>DAMN YOU NATTY BO AND LOOSE JEWISH GIRLS WITH DADDY ISSUES
There is too much power here
>>690006999
Very good
Welcome young scholar... heed my warning stick to one school of magic. I screwed up big time and killed so many fellow wizards in Japan...
Rollin Rollin rollin
>>690015935
those dont count and neither do yours newfag
Seriously you fuckers, just stop.
>>690015956
Leave it to bongs, nips, gooks, and abos to be using get scripts.
Abiding
I pledge my life to you, wizard of doubles
It's fucking Hogwarts up in here
>>690006888
Holey sheit dem trips, archwizard detected!
If dubs I fuck OP's mom
>>690016084
what? his singles dont count?
>>690016199
Check'd
When OP becomes Grand Wizard
feeling lucky
>>690016199
nice
Can I be special too?
Fuck her right in the pussy
>>690016255
checked
OP just now I filled out a captcha to praise you
>>690016203
Yur a wizard arry
>>690006888
Grace me, oh mighty wizard.
Get Lottery
I have been graced by OP
>>690009989
That's fucked up man.
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>>690015111
If we autist normies band together we can slay the lich!
Malena
>>690006888
Pls give magic
No more dubs or trips from this point on or you're all going to jail
If I get singles then the wizard must kill himself
I don't sell molly no more.
Just hire a hooker op
I gotta say that's sad
check 777
>>690006888
You're a fish outta water, like a trout in a drought, I'm an Eagle Scouting high, gettin' ready to clout,
dropping radioactive bombs like its a fallout,
Your career is over boy, just commit seppuku now
>>690016576
How what who... wtf
>>690016667
holy shit
>>690016727
mother fucker
Lets go to hell then
>>690015640
not quite yet, i'm only 35, but still working at it lol
>>690016776
ready to kill yourself friend?
check 888
Ha
I FEEL THE POWAAAAAA
999
in the name of trips
>>690016667
You can't stop me. I'm not black!
000
>>690016699
My dub dubs confirm the plan
>>690016930
After I kill you faggot
Totally wicked bro
>>690006888
mad dubs commence
witness these
>>690017070
mother fucker again
>>690006888
I am here to accept the blessing of the trips wizard!
>>690017066
Shiiiiieeeet
Just a bit of his power would sate me.
Sweet baby Jesus there are plenty of wizards here
Dubs trips quads quints nigga
>>690015887
you wanted singles, you got singles
could have gotten trips
got singles
good job
999 check
Is it my turn to GET?
i fucked some bitches man :T
>>690006888
>>690006999
POSTING IN LEGENDARY BREAD
This trick ain't shit. See? I can do it too.
checks
this thread is legendary.
Where the trips be at?
>>690017430
Gtfo
>>690017488
fuck u stealing my dubs
to be honest its not that hard to be blessed by the almighty, just bring doughnuts once in a while
>>690017511
also get
gg no re
gettytyyyytttttt
>>690017266
Nice
Is this what a wizzard can do?
gets
>>690017488
>>690017511
Nice job but you were late to the party
I never get gets
God have mercy on our souls.
getttts
give me a bit of power
This thread is too much
Snmdv
>>690017688
Fuck your dubs.
>>690017751
Yes
Power.
Shrek 'em
>>690018027
Impressive...
Good job , son.
>>690018041
Sorry dude. OP is gone and thread is dead.
>>690017789
I'm sorry baby
>>690018189
Off by one.
