Cringe thread. Fedora edition.
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Cringe thread. Fedora edition.
but why is it that fedoras are the universal cringe accessory? Why do they attract autists?
>>689987054
Because they think it makes them look cool and somewhat mysterious, like those detectives in old movies and shit. Admittedly I wanted one when I was younger too, but only because I thought it made Rocky look like a boss.
>>689987054
they dont only attract autists. you just see autists posted online. in real life i see tons of baller dudes in the burning man scene wearing them and those guys are crushing pussy
Not fedora, but pretty fucking cringe
www.soundcloud.com/user-219056666/rsp6svbwrc26128?in=user-219056666/sets/dennis-anfinnsen-mathias-naerland-klepp-rap-gangsta-nigga
>>689988031
I can already tell by looking at the URL. Anyone named Mathias is a faggot.
>>689988223
Lmao
>>689987179
do the kids nowadays actually believe that they're like the joker?
New Cringe channel
Come watch cringe together with /b/ros
synchtu.
be/r/Crinj
>>689987991
I thought I saw it all
>>689987054
They attract a lot of people because they do look badass(just look at any noir film), it's just the autists who parade them around and turn them into something cringey.
>>689986283
Isn't that a trilby?
>>689988483
if he stopped at frame 3 he might actually get sum poosay
>>689987179
>homeschooled
That explains a lot
>>689987179
I honestly feel kinda bad for this guy. Homeschooling seems to turn kids autistic
>>689989750
he should literally kill himself
>>689989541
who cares? it's equally faggy.
>>689988016
>DJ Fedora
This has to be satire
>>689990319
*tumblr*
>>689990573
They're perfectly fine hats, its just that the neckbeards wear them with the worst outfits, while being socially inept, and usually a decade too young to pull off that style of headgear anyway.
>>689987991
>Do Not Disturb
too late
I can hear the fedora and future school shooting massacre through his writing.
>>689988217
>>689989171
Shilling bump
>>689987054
I wear them ironically. Me and the gf went as neckbeards to comicon once. Sharpie beard, pigtail wig and fedora. All of it.
Realistically they can look good with some more dressy outfits but thats about it.
>>689990840
not cringe. just another feminist idiot.
>>689988016
>playing Dark Souls
Something's not right here
>>689990487
Looks like Dora really let herself go.
>>689986563
niggas nose takes up half his face
>>689991032
>Kek'd
>>689991232
>>689989171
SHILLING
GET IN WATCH VIDEOS WITH /B/ROS
>>689987575
Yeah, but it helps those dudes actually have a decent body.
>>689990487
the facial expressions and wording makes me think she's doing this ironically
I live for the cringe.
>>689990573
They look fine on anyone dressed well and over 30, just not neckbearded autists
cringe threads separate the autists on /b/, because the autists dont understand the jokes.
>>689989171
COME IN
>>689992400
DMT plants....
>>689991829
I don't understand
>>689986563
This guy is one letter away from being a cartoon character
>>689992400
Bruh, as a vaper, shit like this pisses me off.
I do it to keep from smoking cigarettes (3 cancer scares in 2 years will put you off smoking). And this whole "vape fam" shit just makes me want to slit my throat.
>>689992400
Jesus...
>>689992556
>DMT is extracted from plants...
>>689989171
bumping
>>689992635
>Fap Folder
>>689992714
I know retard, but you dont realistically grow specific plants for dmt.
>>689991449
Oh shit i think i have that same time capsul in my house
>>689989171
bump
>>689992931
ayahuacsa?
>>689992931
http://deoxy.org/smokedmt.htm
try again faggot.
>>689986621
>nothing serious
Sasuke literally tried to kill Naruto like a dozen times.
>>689987991
Kiddo is fucking dead already, he just doesn't know it yet.
>>689992931
So if i wanted dmt i wouldnt grow plants specifically for dmt?
Do you even know how retarded you sound? Cringe af.
>>689986283
Where's his chin?
>>689989171
bump .
>>689993162
should try and be white first.
>>689992931
You obviously know nothing about dmt, how to make it, or what it's like so don't talk about something you literally have no idea on.
>>689993268
Can't you see? The dude has like 4 of them
>>689989171
BUMPP
>>689990345
As someone who is homeschooled, this autist doesn't represent us all.
>>689989171
bumping
>>689987778
I knew him in middle school. His name is robert. We went to Hyde Park Middle School
>>689986283
Does wearing a fedora make you instantly cringy?.
>>689989171
bump
>>689990738
If I looked like this, I would kill myself.
>>689994265
>>689989171
Bump..
>>689994576
>>689989171
Bumperino
>>689994451
Personal opinion: Big black women don't look bad. Big white women are fucking disgusting
>>689994265
Like anyone would want to "r" him.
>>689986563
Nothing else is, but that niggas hair is on point.
>>689994821
Big black women, big white women, who the hell cares? Big women in general are fucking disgusting.
>>689986563
i don't much, but i know you can't argue with a guy who has a urinal cake for a belt buckle.
>>689994265
so what that says is
wearing this => (am girl and want to be raped) or (not am girl not want to be raped)
>>689989171
bumping too
>>689994821
Personal opinion. The only fat thing I want is a cock dangling between my legs
>>689993162
I specifically find this hilarious because my Japanese friends say the opposite.
>>689991243
Shit, that's not even cringe.
It's kind've funny in an ironic way.
>>689986283
You want to know where the trilby trend started? I'll tell you...
First, they made a slight comeback in common chain stores like Target...
Then, skinny hipsters wore them...
Then, there was a month of Film Noir movies on TCM (this was around 2009 - 2010, not joking)
In these Noir movies, the masculine men wore fedoras.
Fedoras look similar to trilbies (obviously) and nerds bought them for $10 along with their $10 jeans and $10 shoes at Wal-Mart, thinking they could hack the social system for $30
Then at some nerd con, everyone showed up in trilbies and floral print shirts (the shirts came about due to Burn Notice and fat nerds thinking they could look like chubby Bruce Campbell)
It proliferated like a virus, just like jorts and trenchoats after Kevin Smith. Luckily for us, fashion trends rise and fall more quickly these days. Now the only trilby hats seen are on the most isolated of the old guard
>>689995717
I think it's healthiest to just disregard the aspects of the culture that make no sense and embrace the aspects of other cultures that promote the sense of behavior that's most effective in getting people to understand you and getting people to think as better versions of themself.
>>689996151
NO
NO
NO
>>689987991
Oh I wish there was a video or something of this kid getting knocked the fuck ou
>>689988483
Well le memed fedora boy
>>689996321
like no to the culture thing or to the spaghetti in the photo?
>>689993162
>be japanese
>never get laid cause too much of a pussy
>never get married/have kids cause jap women nowadays wanna be le empowered independent woman
>get worked to death like a nigger at a cotton field
Damn being japanese sounds swell.
>>689995836
Well, how bout that.
>>689996769
that photo is the absolute worst of the worst cringes
>>689996891
Why does she have so many likes
>>689995723
>maining annie
I cringed.
>>689989171
BUMP
>>689997064
Because of 4chan
>>689990738
At least he's got a real fedora
>>689997268
It's...it' a girl...
In all seriousness, I used to think people act like typical Fedora fags are doing it as a joke until I saw one in public.
going to bed now
>>689987575
No, you don't. I believe a fedora at Burning man would get your ass kicked and your beaten and bruised (and flabby) body dumped out on the playa.
>>689997609
same, i thought it was irony
>>689987419
but all the old movie characters wore actual fedoras, not trilbys...so why do all the autists wear trilbys?
>>689997609
Same. It thought it was just a gag until I saw a guy wearing a my little pony shirt, trench coat, and fedora I shit you not.
>>689996876
so there are no aspects of japanese culture that are good?
Respect for elders and their long personal histories are useless?
Adults who have professions don't deserve the respect their professions demand?
Multicultural people are invariably the most well-rounded, empathetic people I meet. It's important to understand which aspects of your culture are effective in their endeavors, and how they are so. It's also important to identify places in which your culture is ridiculous, demanding, high-maintenance, or otherwise inefficient. People who have encountered multiple cultures are best at understanding this, and make the best decisions overall that I've met. People who remain stuck in one culture are doomed to suffer under those aspects of their culture that demand they step down from positions of personal responsibility and enforce a behavior that is based in subservience to a cultural standard.
There are uses to some cultural practices in all cultures, but all cultural practices in any culture create an inefficient way of living that can be avoided by studying the cultures you encounter and identifying their positive traits, working to incorporate those into your life.
>>689997686
At fucking BURNING MAN? Get the fuck out of here.
Fuckin' poser.
>>689987575
I have never in my life seen a normal, good looking dude wear a fedora outside of broadway or costume party.
>>689989171
>>689994576
BUMP
COME CRINGE WITH /B/ROS
>>689996006
>samefagging on Facebook
For what porpose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvHXpkZmsMA
Pyramid 9 by 9 by 9
Go
>>689994576
BUMP
>>689998247
When the fuck did this turn into a liberal arts class? Nigger it's a cringe thread.
>>689997680
I hurt.
>>689991823
every fucking time
>>689995836
I'm concerned. Fedora fags don't have a sense of fashion, so they're not going to die out. The fedora bornie will outlive us all.
>>689999241
yeah so? I'm contributing and shitposting simultaneously. Isn't that how threads work?
>>689991243
This literally gets worse the longer you look at it.
>>689996891
Goddammit seth
>>689997680
this always make me facepalm
>690000000
>689999999
>>689997680
This fucking hurt to read. I can't even fathom that persons thought processes.
>>690001092
>>690000000
>>689999999
>>690000437
>>690000437
BUMP
>>689987778
That washer necklace tho
>>689988016
Hes obviously doing it ironically
>>689986563
he looks like someone tried to make a character in oblivion and didn't do a very good job.
>>689988904
Lowkey want to debate this autist
>>690001220
BUMP
>>690002052
I bet they are ripping their hair out over this in retrospect
I feel bad for their present selves if they regret this
>>690002309
I don't think people like that are capable of regret.
>>689986283
I'm pretty sure (1) OP is a faggot and (2) everyone who posts in these threads has pretty low self esteem and copes with that by making fun of some socially immature male in order to feel better about how much their own life actually sucks.
I have many theories about how you ppl get to this point but it more or less centers around a common theme: your excessively lazy lifestyle, leading to more fat cells which in turn, lead to higher than normal estrogen levels in a male. This then leads to female like behaviors such as paying way too much attention to how someone else is dressed or how they say things.
Be men /b/rothers. Do some manual labor, drink a beer or 8 while doing so, and participate in not giving a fuck.
>>689988701
everytime i see this the only thing i can think is " what an unfortunate individual"
>>689994451
I'd fuck the shit out of her and cum all over, face, ass, titties. Nice
>>689999999
>>690002052
>>690001220
>>690000437
>>689989171
>Anonymous 06/16/16(Thu)22:24:36 No.689989
bumping
>>689986283
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWmQEmqNoxg
>>690002948
Yes, but are you up to HER standards... You can't smell bad, be fat or old.
>>689996177
Jesus Christ I had a gf who did this on facebook with her deviant art character
>>689986563
That looks so much like Ralph Cirello it hurts
>>690003417
it depends on what it is, but that guy's not entirely wrong...
I'd like to share a fedora story with you
>be at convention
>heading to another building to meet up with a friend of mine
>the epitome of a fedora approaches me: fat neckbeard wearing a t shirt and cargo pants
>he asks for a hug
>I quickly give a side hug and run
>the next day I'm playing Pokemon with people
>he comes to battle and insists on sitting beside me
>after the battle is done I leave and look for some other people to hang with in another crowded room
>he finds me again as I'm losing to poison stall
>asks what happens and makes a sympathetic noise
>puts hands on my waist from behind me
>remove hands immediately
>I stick around to use the only outlet to charge 3ds, friends are outside with my shit
>I figure I'm charged enough and turn to leave
>he is behind me, sitting in a chair
>iron grips my waist and stares deeply into my eyes
>I try to escape but he's got a damn good grip for having fat hands
>in the midst of all the excuses I'm making before I kick him in the balls he asks me if I've ever been groped at a con before
>have you ever been groped at a con before
>he eventually lets go and I run out of the room as people laugh behind him
I hated fedoras before this but I hate them even more now, can't even hide the cringe
>>689989750
This actually made me sad...
>>689990840
On point as fuck
>>690003618
>have you ever been groped at a con before
well, had you?
You really should have kneed him in the balls before that, tbh. And been completely flat-out rude to him, when he followed you even the once. People like that don't know what "hints" are.
>>690003862
That fucking inhaler got me. KeK
>>689990319
>you aren't ugly enough to actually be otherkin
>>689991032
not cringe, it's pretty obvious it's satire. I kek'd.
>>689990738
Fun fact. This chick claims she is non-verbal but its all a scam. She used to talk and even went to college but stopped one day
>>689996006
No fucking way is this humanity..
>>690004206
No, I hadn't ran into anyone that deluded before
Yeah, looking back I really should have. I just like giving people the benefit of the doubt. I've learned my lesson now
>>689990738
is this the "curious cat discovers a camera"
>>689998247
found the pathetic fucking weeaboo. Fuck you weeb!
>>690003862
>5'1''
mother of fuck
>>689991032
Damn, George is a badass.
>>690004601
Yeah, I had her FB at one time.>>690004696
Yes it is!
>>690004426
i remember this one, pretty sure it was a joke too. if it's real, that kid is a genius. and a track star.
>>690003594
Oh trust me he's slow. He's a burn out that thinks everythings a government conspiracy. He believes jet streams left by aircraft are poison trails.
>>689994543
This isn't YLYL pal.
>>689995723
Oh wow
What if fedorians
>>689990424
Started dating SJWs
>>689990487
All the ugly babies but hey at least their sexual aggression is satiated
>>689991823
Unreal.
>>689995683
No fat wallet?
Don't want a girl with a fat ass?
Or fat tits?
askdkoasdmjiasd
>>690004669
I mean I understand, but I was once one of those kids who really couldn't take a hint. For a while, I thought it was everybody else. Eventually, I started studying body language and learned how to tell when people weren't having a good time, and what somebody was feeling based on the way they fidgeted.
I used to be really bad at understanding what people's limits were, and I used to be really bad at giving people the impression that I was thinking of them. Nowadays I'm a lot better in both regards; I figured out a way to explain myself to people, so now they know what to expect and I'm better at understanding exactly when and how I'm making a person uncomfortable, so I can change my actions.
But man, looking back, I sometimes wonder if I'm not actually a little autistic.
>>689992640
Vaping can actually cause cancer as well, I think.
I'd google it.
>>690004780
I like Indian and Chinese cultures a bit more than Japanese, and Korean is alright.
I'm a bit of a weeb, but I try not to be too fucking weird about it.
>>689994919
>>689994451
Basically saying she wants nice things without paying or working for them. Typical nigger.
>>690005128
they technically do have a bit of it in them. The water has to condense around something...
It's not really all that bad, though. People who don't study thermo or chem probably wouldn't know enough about jet fuel or water vapor to know what even is in a jet stream.
>>689995723
No pls no God save me
>>689988217
>>689989171
Bump
>>689996177
>i wont thought
and you haven't
>>689991334
i don't know if it's cringe, but i like it.
>>689996891
Repulsive beast. I literally think she should be put down.
>>689997686
Yea hippie douche bag hipsters are known to be super violent
Kys
>>690006096
Too late faggot
>>689997820
People today can't tell the difference, they assume all of them are fedoras.
>>689986621
At least it is good tips, eating healthy and getting smarter is good advice even if in the middle of the process you realize, you know, that you are being a fucking retard.
>>689996891
Why are her feature bigger than his. Like she isn't fat but she dwarfs the guy.
>>690002722
That's a very very nice way to say that this dude is ugly as balls... Why does he insist on wearing a hat and making a face that makes him even uglier?
I'm so ashamed that I have the same headphones
>>690001472
>wearing the same sunglasses for each pic
>>689986621
Is this me?
>>689997820
target sells trilbys, but not fedoras
>>689998738
>but not to spicy or he could have a seizure
>>690002878
Fuckin ew
>>690003862
o shit nigger what have you done
I fucking NEED to do this now, god damnit
>>690006751
>>690007574
Yooooo.....wtf.....
>>690007775
Where the fuck do you people find this stuff?
>>689987419
I had a trenchcoat in high school. I stopped wearing it after Columbine because I didn't want to look like a faggot. I didn't realize until a while later that I looked like a faggot wearing that thing before Columbine, too.
>>690008142
Lmfaooooooo
>>690000844
so fake it hurts
>>689998247
>Multicultural people are invariably the most well-rounded, empathetic people I meet
well jokes on you, japan is basically the least multicultural society around excluding like north korea
source: used to live there, and pretty much 24/7 japanese dudes would ask me how big my cock is
>>689998738
How do you spice up a potato?
>>690007527
I wonder this too. Either legit giant or photoshopped. Giant retards with pituitary gland issues are very real.
>>690009042
>I have autismo
>that backpedalling
>>690008237
why are there doors outside?
>>690007747
You not notice his fucking head? Please tell me that's a bad shoop
>>690009173
Maybe she's in a camp for people with disabilities and she's more integrated into the world than the ones she works with. Could be why she can type ok and works Facebook.
>>690009244
>I'd eat you out until your period ended short
>>690009377
>not notice his head
I did, he's wearing the same glasses for each pic even the ones where he dressed up like a grill
>>690008930
um...
.. the internet ...
this is a guy I know
Theres was some fedora nice guy the me and my friends literally bullied till he had to switch schools. Hes now a crossdresser.
Makes me laugh everytime thinkin back.
>>690007527
holy fuck i just noticed that.
i thought maybe she's closer to the camera but their shoulders are touching
what in the actual fuck
>>689992640
You and me both
>>689987575
Burning man. Kek
>>690009806
Should hit dat unless Chris chan
>>689988701
You can _hear_ the nasal whine in his voice
>>690007507
still better than dragonball evolution
>>690010181
I miss daily dose
>>689988701
Man and I have those m50x's too..
>>689996891
camera perspective
mixture of downs and FAS.
just smart enough to be integrated in regular school, but still special ed.
or, just unexplainable magic, like magnets
>>690010215
Hes a very unconvincing one.
This abomination just came up in my facebook feed
>>690002878
the whole thing is just fucked
but the worst part
WORST FUCKING PART
stephanie, spelt stefonknee
stef on knee
stef on fucking knee
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.
i get that maybe one could have a mid life crisis and decide that you arent a 40 year old man, you're a 6 year old girl. BUT GOD DAMN IT DONT SPELL YOUR NAME LIKE A GOD DAMN RETARDED AUTISTIC BRAIN DAMAGED FERRET
>>689993631
Agreed, this kid is high-level autism
>>690009806
>being proud of bullying
I cringed. I mean I don't have any respect for nice guy fedoras either, but What an edgy fucking faggot you must be. You actually think people will think that this makes you cool. Anything to boost your extremely fragile ego. I'll give you that you might be the coolest in your middle school clique tho.
>inb4 Fedora detected
>inb4 u mad
>inb4 middle school comeback
>>690000014
>mfw I fapped to that movie
>myfuckinworld
Help me
>>689991834
some bullshit about fucking malware and shit came up
>>690011410
Lets play spot the kid who got bullied.
You triggered?
>>689987179
same fashion
>>690010665
Oh Christ...
Do people make these threads to either act cool and fit in or to feel better about themselves?
>>690002878
Stop being so fucking judgemental to everyone. He can be whatever the hell he wants to be. Prejudiced assholes.
>>689989171
>be/r/Crinj
join it anons, she's a badass bitch and she's about to bitch it up
>>689987054
>dwarf fortress is on the same level as Chaucer and Shakespeare because I like it a lot!
>>690009711
God no.
>>689986810
kek
>>690011410
>this long a response
Flashbacks to when Chad stole your lunch money?
>>689987054
They think it gives them some classic look like the golden age or some bullshit. It makes them "deep thinkers" with some faux-wisdom
>>690011535
>I bully I don't get bullied that means I rawk
Middle school comeback/10 and I think someone's projecting a bit. People probably hate you because you're a little cumshot, bud. Don't worry middle school doesn't last forever.
>>689990738
jesus, i can practically hear the fucking banjo music
>>689987778
I hope he grew out of that
>>690002878
>Stefoknee
kek
>>689987054
they conceal a receding hairline. normies just wear baseball caps
>>689991032
nothing personnel, kid
>>690011980
>samefag or projecting
>>689988701
Does he have Progeria?
>>690003862
Fuck....i actually like dragonforce
>>690011700
holy shit that's gotta be botched
no way that's the best modern day plastic surgery can do.
I was originally going to wack it and then sleep, but I got completely caught up in this thread.
Thanks for some quality cringe for once.
>>690012097
>I can finally get a comeback in to those bullies without stumbling over my words!!! God I love the internet
>>689995836
Remember them in high school. 99. Yes everyone thought they were " gangsta"
>>690012653
Holy shit nigger
>>689996891
>i found you on 4chan
fucking Seth
>>689989750
Apparently I'm the girl for him
>>690012674
>projecting this much
Master troll at work, eh?
>>689993143
that's a combo of plants, not a species
>>689995723
Wow. Just wow.
>>690010930
this is not human
>>690008237
My housemate bought some atack on titan cosplay outfit and i laughed at him for like, an hour. And then I laughed at him every time i saw him for the next few days. He threw that shit out. I would love to go to a wedding like this, though i fear it would kill me.
>>690002878
I....I don't even
