Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
claim
>>689984847
>>689982457
She has one. Its not translated into English.
>previous pic was related - cover art
>>689982366
Stardust Crusaders had a good one too. Dios outfies are on point.
Rory-sama claimed
>>689985394
Penny Claim.
Okay, I'm on Ambien this time, so I'll probably not be so much of an ass.
Dio-sama...
>>689985563
Titties?
I mean
Bikini?
Howdy guys. Just got back from Hershey park. Tired as shit waiting in line for all the roller coasters
Claim
>>689985534
what did you expect from the 9gag raid?
do not reply to it next time
Tristana claimed
>>689985467
Thought you were leaving for five days? Anyways, welcome back other Shiro. How was your day?
Komari (actually Shiro) claim.
>>689985394
kagami claimed!!
>>689985341
i don't need to know you to be worried about you...i don't mean to be cliched...but everyone is special, and you seem like a nice person, i would like to get to know you better...
>>689985674
anal?
>>689984993
McDonald's chicken sandwhich.
>Support main.
>>689985096
I am not- grrrrr.
Work was good, nice easy day.
>weekends are the worst though.
>>689985187
Thanks.
>W-What?
>Mizore
If trips Kyouko get
>>689985807
Always insert a finger to make sure she's clean.
Haruka claimed
Bobby claimed
>>689985842
You're a cute, whether you deny it or not.
Last claim probly for the night. Later everyone
>>689984014
>TTT
Ayy, that's a fun mode for immersion. That's nice to hear though.
>>689984362
The obligatory Overwatch grind.
>Best idol claimed
>>689985756
you'll be the hurt one if you trust on words , specially on this place
>>689985534
Thank you for the salt, I do needed it for my mcdonald's fries
>>689985842
You heard me~
>>689985968
Farewell friend
my love
>>689985747
I remember making no such promise
>>689985906
>finger
what are you a fucking faggot, well by the jojo pic I'm sure about it. you dig in like an animal .
>claim
>Just had the best game of my life
>and drunk
Akiko claimed
Overwatch cheese keeping me from sleepin again
Totally worth it though
>>689986143
Must have been an impostor.
>>689985709
Hello best one eyed girl, how you been doing?
Post with trips and I'll draw your waifu
Der Führer ist hier
Hallo mein friends
Ist mein oberleutnant hier?
>>689986204
Forgive me, but I am not a sick fuck that loves to eat a pile of shit out of a loli's ass for breakfast.
>>689985968
Enjoy your night Mugen
I'm going to take off as well. It's been a blast everyone
>>689985807
Anal? More like E.Coli dick.
>>689986023
it hasn't hurt me too much yet....and if it does, oh well, getting hurt is bound to happen anyways...
>>689986403
I'll try
>>689986446
>but I do love posting a pile of shit anime for faggots
I understand.
You know what happend? This thread became like a fucking blog, jesus christ.
It was made for WAIFU, to speak about them, not about avatarfagging like you guys do 24/7, you are obssesed with this shit and some of you can't stay one day without posting in here, fucking hell
Existence affirmation
>>689985966
It's a meme! All untrue!
>>689986052
L-Lewd!
>>689986403
Ch-Check em?
>>689986299
>>689986620
Fuck off nerd nobody asked you.
>Fucking Nazi
>MUH WAIFU ISN'T A PERSONAL BLOG
>>689986559
so it has happened before
it always happens specially by your own hand
>>689986617
Better that than be a drunken monkey.
>>689986388
Doin pretty good. Tired as shit though. Just got home and now I'm comfy in bed. How bout you how was your day
>>689986559
>Life Is Pain.
>>689986403
Rolling
>>689986699
Mizore is a cute
what is this place?
>>689986388
ill give her up tonight, but ill be back nigga
>>689986699
I'll deal with you later~ its raid time
>dub dubs checked
>>689986725
>>689986791
>jojo fanboi
>not a monkey
>>689986427
Welcome back, Fuhrer.
>Ist mein oberleutnant hier?
Afraid not, mein Führer.
>>689986906
Avatar Circlejerk.
Satsuki Kiryuin claimed.
>>689985756
Hey I played LoL with you right now its me Rod :0
Oh and Kurapika claimed
Well, Penny is out for the evening
>I'm gonna go look for more wasps nests and then I'm gonna harvest some peas from my garden.
Later ^^
>>689986403
Fuck off back to your thread you shitty ass nigger
You are fat
Your waifu is fat
Go and do some cardio and move ur ass intead of wasting your time drawing you lazy cunt.
I want someone to do lewd stuff to me
>>689986559
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>>689987027
Mikan
You have a good night
>>689986844
It's a meme!
>Dank may mays
>>689986942
D-Deal with me? Have fun raiding.
>>689986699
Cute.
>>689986816
Similar to you, tired. Going for my run in an hour, excited about that.
>>689986942
It's not a huge problem mate, I'm fine with claiming as Komari.
lewd?
>>689986906
Circlejerk.
>>689987094
>>689987027
>Avatar Circlejerk.
what's that?
>>689985467
>>689985534
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>>689985674
>>689985709
>>689985730
>>689985733
>>689985737
>>689985747
>>689985756
>>689985807
>>689985807
>>689985842
>>689985870
>>689985887
>>689985906
>>689985921
>>689985963
>>689985966
>>689985968
>>689985970
>>689986023
>>689986052
>>689986115
>>689986143
>>689986204
>>689986260
>>689986299
>>689986388
>>689986403
>>689986427
>>689986446
>>689986495
>>689987094
>>689987152
Hi there!
You seem to have made a bit of a mistake in your post. Luckily, the users of 4chan are always willing to help you clear this problem right up! You appear to have used a avatar when posting, but your identity has nothing at all to do with the conversation! Whoops! You should always remember to stop using your avatar when the thread it was used for is gone, unless another one is started! Posting with a avatar when it isn't necessary is poor form. You should always try to post anonymously, unless your identity is absolutely vital to the post that you're making!
Now, there's no need to thank me - I'm just doing my bit to help you get used to the anonymous image-board culture!
>>689987159
Good good. Burn those calories dawg
Claiming
Tfw the series is dead
Tfw he won't even be on the mobile game.
Tfw you'll never have a mage yandere become god just so he can look at you and call you waifu
>>689987162
I shal repeat myself, as long as it's not filthy loli shit or feet lovers.
>>689987155
Thats me dropping my LoL skills
>>689987094
Sure thing, man.
>>689987232
>>689987027
Why are you ignoring me, father? Get some sleep
>>689987232
o shiet
>>689987152
But she is a cute!
How can you deny that?
>>689987027
Du address mich with much respect
Ich like du
>>689987232
eat a chode niggerfucker.
>>689987300
>shall
*tips fedora*
>implying I like any of those
typical jojo monkey shitter
>>689987232
>Taking the time to post this pasta thinking you're funny
Lol what a fucking loser
>>689986746
mmmm, yeah...you're kinda right, but i love life right now, it's been going good for me!!!
i hope it's going good for you too
>>689987204
Kyouko
You're a great anon who deserves more praise.
>>689987152
>>689987159
A meme I say!
>>689987441
Yes Mizore is very cute, she's the best ice stalker waifu out there.
>>689987527
Perfect then.
Loli hentai claimed
>>689987635
of course I'm right and not really its been 8 years already
time to get off the ride
so are you busy or something?
>>689987527
gib handjob
>>689987661
Same as you
Goodnight, beautiful <3
Just kidding stop fucking shitposting aswell.
>>689987710
Memezore.
>>689987232
Nyah!~
>>689987232
Follow the swedish chef, anon
>>689987552
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the subs...
>>689987635
Mein gott
Ven Ich go to das threads, I see introverts complaining about their petty lives
Aber, du are happy? Please, tell der Fuhrer why your life ist happy
here
>>689987777
checked
>>689987815
you're not mikan
>>689987661
Goddamn it.
>>689986427
How dare you throw mud on my pristine waifu question mark esclamation point, YOU GET OUTTA HERE HE'S MINE!
>>689987777
nice quads
can you teach me
>>689987960
Of course I'm not mikan.
But you're not Mai either.
>>689987960
Goodnight, beautiful. <3
>>689987710
Shut the fuck up and deal with you being cute.
>>689987232
Avatar? No man I'ts the first time I post here
But how do you know i'm the same anon using this particular waifu? Images and filenames get copied a lot. For all you know I am some random anon that's here for the first time. Only a mod would know for sure
>>689987960
Goodnight. beautiful <3
>>689988054
good, who would want to be
>>689987777
Oh damn nice quads loli man
At cousin's house. What up?
>>689988181
You were the one who were replying instead of him with "but that's not me"
>>689988093
Oh.
>Okay...
>>689988024
Nein. Ich bin hier.
>>689988325
hi friend
>>689988349
hi hitler
>>689988245
you guys gonna incest?
>>689988317
annoying isn't it?
I just like board games
>>689988477
Hallo sleepy Frau
Ich remember du
Ich like du
>>689987417
You should know why.
>>689987493
Please, have a pleasant night/day, Führer.
>>689988025
>>689988212
You just need to be a loli like me
>>689987784
8 years?! what do you mean?!?
im not to busy, im just talking with somebody lol
>>689988722
Now dubs the train doesnt stop
>>689988325
Good. Now call me cute. Do it. Do it now. Sorry if I hurt your feelings.
>>689988245
I'm a better smugger. >>689985747
>>689987777
>>689988722
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>689988349
Beware son, i'll have you deal with my trustworthy and loyal helper, Yuno Gaschamber, she loves Hitler kun for obvious reasons, and will haunt your life, forever!
>>689988477
Hello friendo.
>>689988914
You're cute.
>>689988580
na
I tought it was really fun, I don't get annoyed over trivial things, anon.
>>689987034
hey!!! how's it goin with ya??
>>689988722
nice dubs youre a pro
you should teach me in private hehe
>>689988635
well thanks. hope you are doing well
>>689989147
how are you
>>689988704
But I'm just trying to look out for you.
Have I been a bad child?
>>689988830
nothing really
and sorry to bother you don't keep your friend waiting
>>689989119
DEAR ME DEAR ME!
COULD THIS BE JUVENILE PORNOGRAPHY? OH MY!
AREN'T SUCH PICTURES ILLEGALS, THUS AGAINS'T THE RULES!?
>>689989176
Clearly
ALL MINE
>>689989312
Yes
>>689989141
Ich habe dealt with much worse than petty anime girls
Imagine, Russisch men knocking at du bunker, ready to rape und kill your Ehefrau
Ich habe keine Angst
>>689989263
I'm good, just got off work.
>>689989119
>Screaming won't Un rape you.
Best girl claimed
>keiko Claimed
>>689988245
Destiny raid baby
>>689989371
Thanks a lot, just making sure.
>>689989208
Good im actually new to this waifu claiming :0
>>689989540
Keiko > Botan :)
>>689989493
i got off a little bit ago
>>689986607
>>689986699
>>689986844
Noep
>>689987065
>Shit people say when they don't have trips
How unfortunate
Gute Nacht, anime girls
Guess who I am?
>>689989338
Come on, Yuuko.
You're a big guy.
>>689989366
Bruh, yall need to embrace the Mako
>>689989812
we miss you bro
reincarnate soon
>Ayy lmao
>>689989812
Gute nacht mein Führer
>>689989119
You know you like it :(
>>689989312
no
>>689989812
Someone is carrying on mein legacy.
>>689989366
M O D S
O D S
D S
S
hey guys XD
Claimed
>>689990007
I will never not love this gif.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UKot0qIFb4
>>689988526
Nope
>>689988914
Doubt
>>689989576
Oh
>>689989985
MODS WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY
>>689990007
nice try bond
>>689990198
Are you the same anon as yesterday?
>>689990198
I don't blame you, that dog is pretty hot waifu
>>689989379
Thy shalt "forgettabout" pitiful reds, imagine instead having a bunch of horny otakus and weebs knocking at your bunker to rape and your harem of perfect arian women, now you're thinking with portals!
>>689990088
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>>689990221
I'm better smugger, still.
He's mine fellas
>>689989919
Wth, is someone trying to pose as me?
>tired confused mobile claim
>>689990214
Oops, forgot to post a picture.
guys please say hi to me o3o
>>689990310
No, was she already claimed?
no its my favorite waifu you shitty avatarfag
>>689990181
hahahha oh shit whaddap
>>689989247
Just be a cute loli and take off your clothe :)
>>689990222
Shhhhhh
Claimed.
>>689990393
hi bb
>>689990379
Mami is already claimed... by me! GET YOUR OWN WAIFU
>>689990398
He doesn't come around often enough to matter
>>689990537
Hello again.
>>689989798
Please~?
>>689987710
Yup, a total qt indeed
Hello! I claim this Kyubey dumpling-chan with my schwanz! It is the sex of life!
>The schwanz rises with the menacing hunger of lust
>It is thrust into the Kyubey dumpling-chan in the butt, and the anus
Ahhh ahhhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhhhhhh! (in the voice of the cookie monster having the powreful ograsm) Kyubey dumpling-chan the schwanz is release! Into the butt, and the anus!
>I edgeaculate with the majesty of ten pharaohs from ancient Egypt
>King tut is awed
>I defecate with the regal and blissfulness ograsm
>The Kyubey dumpling-chan is exploded from the powreful seamin overload
Ahhhh! It is good to be the king! The schwanz king! ^,^
Yuuko, you said you won't reply to non avatar fags, but you're still doing it.
Lame
>>689990594
But I claimed her in this thread first!
>>689989773
>Got off
Like got off or left?
>>689989798
>I cri.
>
>>689990222
Nice trips, but it's legal, faggit.
>It's a drawing, if you can't tell.
>>689990763
Damnit. Forgot this.
Claim
>>689990763
lewd
>>689990352
Kek did I miss something?
What up with the shit posting?
