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Would you?
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In a society, whats the value of money when there is no value on life?
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>>689945500
I'd steal the puppers and take him away from this asinine social experiment
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No, just no.
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>>689945603
It's America man, it's all about the money
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How crunchy would it feel and sound?
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hell yeah imagine all the puppies I could save with that cash

you guys are just weak of spirit
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>>689945500
sure, gently place foot on it and press down a little
there, i stepped on it non-lethally
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>>689945500
Yes
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>>689945500
no
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Think of how many puppers you could rescue and then eat with that much money
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>>689945500
But it's so cute...
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>>689945500
No. On the other hand, I'd have no problem killing the person who does, slowly and painfully and with my bear hands.
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I fucking love dogs, i fucking love puppies.
But I honestly wouldnt think twice.
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>>689945500
I'd do it but I'd probably cry about it later, if it was a cat I'd do it without a second thought.
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>>689945500
I would step the shit out of that dumb animal to get 10 dollars
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hell the fuck yeah i would
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>>689945759
This.
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>>689945500
I am willing to crush it, eat it, shit it and eat that again, and again...
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>>689945500
Obviously I would, you're a retard if you say you won't

Besides, with the 18 billion just have hypnosis to forget that shit if it really bothers you
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wouldnt you?
id do it for a million
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>>689945500
You niggers know I'm not that rich, right?
I'd pay you like ten bucks to step on it but that's it.
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>>689945959
faggot
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>>689945757
this guy gets it, the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few
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can you eat the pupper afterwards and still get the money? if so then yes
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>>689945500
yes
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>>689945500
I would not

damn just take that puppy home, raise it and those 18 billion wouldn't have been worth it
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This belongs to Facebook not /b you fag
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>>689945959

how is being 16yo going for you? Also, what's the name of your katana?
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ofc

would feel a bit different from killing a rat but fuckloads of money so i dont care
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Who the hell wouldn't is the real question?

Stop lying to yourselves, /b/.
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>>689945959
Im gonna smash that puppy like its a chewing gum,holy shit i will wreck its fucking world the blood from my shoe will leave a painful trail,a trail of devastation a trail of a newly born billionaire.
you can feel free to try your best fam but i can assure you , your fate will be pretty similar and after that i will probably buy my way out because i will be a BILLIONAIRE
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18 billion? I don't have that kind of money. I may not be able to find one that small but I bet I can get a pretty small dog from the pound that I can step on for almost nothing.

Don't get me wrong, if I had the money I would pay it.
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>>689945500
yes and then I would start the systematic killing of everyone without an education as well as nuke south america and africa so that they no longer exist
>only reasonable answer
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>>689946207
this
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>>689946207
alternatively, don't become emotionally attached and you are basically getting 18 billion dollars for free.
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>>689945500
kill the puppy, then you can donate one billion to peta or someone who will take care of animals and your concious can rest easy. and still have 17 billion left.

>checkmate
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18 BILLION DOLLARS? WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT PUPPY? IMMA GONNA PUNCH THAT MOTHERFUCKER TO DEATH.
MOTHERFUCKER, I WOULD DO IT FOR 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS, SIGN ME IN FOR THIS SHIT
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I'd step on the puppy gently.
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18 BILLION! do you have any idea what you could do with 18 billion dollars!? i'd kill the shit out of that puppy!
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Yeah, I'd step on a good amount of puppies for that amount of money.

Just give a billion to animal shelters after doing the deed.
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>>689946312
/thread

well, PETA wouldn't, but then they would accidentally crush it while they are 'taking it to safety'
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Is everyone in this thread autistic?? Do you know how much 18 BILLION dollars is? You could kill that one, and save every single dog possible for the rest of you life and that wouldnt even begin to dig in to that money, and if after saving every pupper possible, you could donate a billion or two to charity, and maybe bring a small country out of poverty. Jesus
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thats not a puppy - thats a rat
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>>689945500
Yes, and than id give 10 billion to various animal organizations or other charities. Anyone who says no is fucking lying to themselves.
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>>689946166
Hah.

Oh wait you actually think you would help puppies ? I dont know you but im 99% sure you wouldnt give less a shit about other puppies for 18 bn dollars.
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>>689946383
>peta
>or someone who will take care of animals

I like your clear distinction between the two
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>>689946437
correction: I WOULD STEP IN 18 BILLION PUPPIES FOR 18 BILLION DOLLARS
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>>689945959
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I'd step on 18 billion puppies for 18 billion dollars
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>>689945500
there are millions of puppies all around the world and many more are being produced every minute. but 18 billion dollars only come rolling once every 1000 lifetime. if it was me, i will do anything to get that cash. call me heartless, at least im logical and sensible
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>>689945500
I would eat that puppy alive for that kind of cash. I would never have to work again, my children could do whatever they wanted, my grandchildren could do what ever they wanted. All for the cost of a puppy.

Fuck that puppy.
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>>689946329
This, but without the billionaire part. I'd do it for a cigarette.
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I would.
I would say not, but show me the briefcases full of cash first, and I would stomp it until there was nothing but a red mark left
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>>689945603

The value of the money is about 18 billion dollars and completely unrelated to the life of the puppy.
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>>689946672
starting today you will be assigned 5,000 puppers per day
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>>689945959
Like to see you try faglord

>>689946651
topkek
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>>689945500
there are millions of puppies all around the world but theres only one 18 billions dollars
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>>689945959
>with my bear hands
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only disappointing thing would be having puppy guts on my shoes. but fuck it I'm rich now so I can buy a million pairs of shoes if I want
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaGQ3KGOMto
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I would step on the puppy and then step on 18 bullion dollars and EAT!
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I'd stomp 18 puppies for a billion dollars.
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>>689945500
Yes. Even for 10 bucks.
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18 billion dollars.. don't you think the world would wonder and then find out how you got that money? You'd probably be such a social pariah that you'd never be able to socialize again except with people who are okay knowing a guy that steps on puppies. I mean.. to be honest and fair, I think I would. I'd hate myself. I'm disgusted with that reality, I really like puppies. But then again with 18b I could save many puppies and kittens. I could get a bad ass island, develop it, pay hot chics to live there and take care of the animals so i wouldn't actually have ot put any real effort into it... and i'd have enough security to keep me safe from the psychos that'd want to hurt me for what i'd done to that poor, poor pup.

So.. yeah, I would. I'd feel pretty bad about myself though for at least a week or two.
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>>689946651
Saved
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>>689946798
Ok let me put on my cleats
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time to put on the old timberlines.
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this thread makes me feel like i'm literally surrounded by autistic 12 year old fucking retards

>18 billion dollars to step on a puppy
>dont even have to step hard
>can easily help it afterwards

fuck the fuck off you fucking newfag summerfaggots
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Anybody who says "no" should get off of /b/ now. ASAP. You are literally the cancer of /b/.
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It's an investment.

>Kill the one puppy and get 18 billion.
>Buy 17 billion dollars worth of puppies and one billion dollars worth of puppy crushers.
>You then have 18 billion dollars for every one of the 17 billion dollars worth of puppies.
>rinse and repeat.
>infinite money cheat
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sure

it doesn't specify you need to kill it

could just take it to the vet after with my 18 billion
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>>689945959
Here we have an example of an ultra white knight faggot. Notice the obvious spelling mistakes. These types are usually the ones that later either decide to shoot up a school or join isis.
>>689946329
This is the "le edgy xD" faggot. He thinks hes all though, but deep inside he still regrets the day he didnt atleast try to put up a fight before getting analy raped by his stepfather. Ocassionaly they still meet for coffee, but both feel awkward and horny at the same time
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>>689947017
Knowing these facts to be true, I would STILL eat the pusppy
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The trouble is, you could save a shitload of puppies with 18 billion dollars.

In fact, this puppy would be the Jesus Christ of motherfucking puppies.

But it would still be the wrong choice.

Would you want to be stepped on if you were the puppy?
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>>689945500
For 18 bilion dollars yes.
For 1 year worth of my salary, maybe
For less than that. Nope
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>>689945500
Yes, and then I'd adopt 100 dogs that are about to be euthanized because nobody wants them and hire people to take care of them.
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>>689945500

I would strap dynamite to his little furry head and boot him into traffic for 25 grand.
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>>689945603
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>>689947089
I think anybody who says "cancer of /b/" should stop saying it.

The only thing you can do to make /b/ better is to post quality content.

Screaming cancer cancer is just more noise. In the diamond-filled shitstorm that is /b/.

/b/ has never been good. It's always been horrible with moments of brilliance.
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yes

i'd donate most of the money to save countless other lives

well worth the trade off
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>>689945500
I'd probably do it for $10k, maybe less, not like I haven't wasted enough food in my life to make up a dead animal
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how much money does it cost if I want to eat Him
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Here is the thing

If you don't step on it:

You get nothing.
You don't necessarily get the pupper
You just go home thinking you are a good person but that feeling goes as soon as you call a random guy a nigger on /b/
Someone else might kill it and get the money

If you do:

You get 18 billion dollars
People will probably find out and call you a nigger on /b/
You would probably be pressured into donating to animal charities, but it is your money so fuck em
Anyway, you have 18 billion dollars, seriously, who gives a fuck about anything else, you could buy a fucking island with that, hell, go and buy france (maybe not france, but somewhere that is worth roughly 18 billion)
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>>689945500
is that a fucking chiauau? Those freaks of nature shouldn't even be alive. They all have these weird birth defects and illnesses. The often get eppileptic attacks etc.

I'd crush this useless animal without a second thought. 18 billion, anyone saying no is retarded.
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For EIGHTEEN BILLION DOLLARS?
Fuck, I'd stomp 20 of them for that much if that's what it took. That's a fucking lot of money.
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>>689945500
Fuck I would do it for 18 dollars.
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>>689947173
Calm down.

>inb4 you are right though
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how much does it cost someone who would like to eat the chwawa
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>>689947208
>>689947208
>applying my thought process to an animal that doesnt have the same cognitive abilities as i do
If i was a god damn puppy, i wouldnt know what was going on. Fucking Disney man
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>>689945603
there is value in life its 18,000,000,000$ you nig
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To all of you saying you'd be disgusted with yourself

Have you any idea how much therapy you can afford with $18 bil? Hell, you could hire the real fucking Dr. Phil if you wanted. Pile money toward medical research into amnesia pills. All at the expense of one puppy. People in some countries eat dogs (including puppies) as food on a regular basis. What do they get out of the dog? A few hours of energy. Do you think they'd hesitate to step on that puppy? Some people in this thread would rub it into the ground - do you really want them to be stepping on it, when you could just lightly tap it? Honestly, all of you that say you wouldn't are just unrealistic.

Here's another question for you - if you and your spouse were trying for a child, and the doctor revealed to you that the baby would be born with Downs syndrome, would you abort it?
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>>689947504
could buy 4chan, permaban anyone who calls you a nigger
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>>689947954
then it wouldn't be 4chan, it would be reddit
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>>689947954
That is the thinking i like
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>>689947713
you're a cheep, sick, fuck by my own heart
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>>689945500
YES, i have to free this poor creature from it bonds
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I'd probably do it for like 1 billion tbh
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>>689945500
Would you step on 18 billion puppies for a dollar?
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If you could press a button that killed 18 million people at random (possibly including yourself) and got 18 billion dollars for doing so, would you?

Also: the button is red.
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>>689945500
i'd do it for like 1000$ or something not a single fucking prob
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>>689945500
>step on it
step on
vb (intr, preposition)
1. to place or press the foot on

There is nothing that says you need to place all your weight on it or kill it. All you need to do is place a foot on the puppy maybe apply slight pressure.

Even if you did have to kill the poor puppers I would still do it though.
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It's wrong because you wouldn't want to be stepped on. Put yourself in the puppy's position. Cold comfort that somebody can do a lot of good just by stepping on you.
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HOW the fuck does nobody else just want to eat that cute little fuck. My dog had it's tail removed, I couldn't resist, I kept the tail and ate it that night! maggie even had a little piece it was delicious
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>>689945500
yes because its a chihuahua
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>>689947849
Hell yeah i would! But i'd also crush that puppy so there's that. Fuck handicapped people, they contribute nothing to society and for thousands of years have been killed at birth. Society today is bullshit. We have to love everyone and everything
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>>689945603
>In a society, whats the value of money when there is no value on life?

About tree fiddy.
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>>689948227
>chance of myself
No.
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>>689948227

of course cuz im not an autistic 12 year old fucking retard like these other newfaggots
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>>689945500
i would break dance on that motherfucker
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>>689947822
You'd have a pretty good idea right around the time your organs start getting crushed.
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>>689945500
The question never explicitly states how hard I had to step on the dog, so I'd just put my foot on top of it, as lightly as possible.
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>>689948227
Can i pay the button 18 million to make it kill 18 million Jews?
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>>689945500
ill do it for £10
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>>689945500
I would.
Shit doesn't say i have to step on it to kill it.
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I'd fucking squash that puppy for 1,000 alone
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>>689945500
so i would have to kill one puppy but have the money to literally save thousands of other puppies? sorry pupper but you are going splat
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lol yes
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>>689948455
Than id be dead. Good one Poindexter. It wouldnt matter because before i could react, otd be done. Please quit applying human characteristics to animals.
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>>689945500
yes then use 9 billion dollars to save stray animals
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>>689945500
i would pay to step on it
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>>689948202
that would be a lot of man hours tbh, probably not worth
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>>689947418
I do partially agree with you, but removing noise created by moralfags should help too.
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>>689945500

They failed to say how hard you must step.

only that you step on it.

So yes. i will very gently step on it then take it home along with my $18,000,000,000.
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>>689945959

but you'd never get a chance to kill an 18bln woth person. he'd most probably know that you're planning to kill him before you even can even finish the final draft
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>>689948508
>britfag
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>>689948315
>animals are like human guize
>judy is queen of /b/
Quit watching cartoons anon
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18 billion.....18 BILLION NIGGA I WOULD BATISTA BOMB MY MOTHER WITH C4 STRAPPED TO HER BELT ON THAT LIL NIGG
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>>689948357
people saying they wouldn't kill the puppy are fucking deluded, but that's only $1000 per person man
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>>689948553
>loophole found
also it doesn't say where to step on it you could just step on it's tail
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>>689947089
Tfw this faggot thinks /b/ is all about the edge..
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>>689945500

I'd say it depends on too many factors to answer this question.
but for 99.99% of the world population the answer would be yes after seeing all the money on their bank account
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>>689948850
also doesn't say how hard you have to step on it
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>>689948315
Shut the fuck up you autistic faggot I could careless for the damn puppy I just want the money just an easy stomp and boom 18bil
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>>689946798
thats super cute but wrong
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>>689945500
I'm rying to think of things I wouldn't do for $18billion, I would probably step on a human infant
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I would tapdance on that little shit for 18 billion then post it on a crush fetish site
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>>689948734
>usin ur brain
There's a first
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>>689947100
underrated post
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>>689945500
For 18 billion I would eat that little fuck raw
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>>689949077
fuck wrong pic
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>>689948850
Exactly!
Easy dolla.
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>>689948951
being realistic =/= being edgy
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>>689945500
If I don't, the next nigger in line will. Sorry doggo, I'll feel bad, but now can afford a fuckton of therapy.

Shit, I might even find out it's my fetish.
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>>689945878
This guy gets it
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>>689949139
>Freudian slip
Wanna get knotted anon?
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>>689947100
>>689949114
nobody said you'd be able to do that infinitely
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>>689945500
I'd step on it very gently, barely pushing.

It didn't specify, after all.
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>>689945500
yes, for one euro
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>>689948645
This was the first reply I opened.
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>>689945500

I'd pork that linebacker you call a mother $1.08.
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lul. of course. i eat chicken or pork or beef every fucking day. puppers no different. and I could get started on building the alcubierre drive with 18bn
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>>689945500
I prefer to respect life than money.
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>>689946114
I'd probably say 500-750 is a reasonable price but i would likely accept 250 if it was non negotiable take it or leave it
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>>689949077
Stop posting that gif
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$18billion is a lot of money to pay just to step on a puppy, but okay
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I would stomp the shit out of that thing
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im pretty desperate right now, i'd probably do it for a tenner.
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>>689949298
but in the contract it would literally say "step on it so after the step it could be declared dead by an independent team of medical experts from around the world"
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I would kill my mother my father and my child for 18 billions dollars.
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>>689949442
Sure you do anon, no upvotes on this site
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>>689946332
haha great post
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>>689949331
but you'd get fined a few k of euros.
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>>689946370
this
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>>689946437
>sign me in
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to be fair it's an ugly ass doggo so i'd even drop an encyclopedia on it.
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>>689945500
nigga I'd do it for 10
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I'd stomp it barefoot on live television while singing the fucking national anthem for that amount of money.
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>>689945500
I'd go around killing every puppy I see for a week for 10 thousand bux tbh fam
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>>689945500
step on it? sure
stomp it out? perhaps
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>>689945878
Don't you change, /b/!
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>>689945500
Yes. Sorry pupper but for 18 billion dollars I would step on the pregnant bellies of 10 million women.
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>>689946459
>>689946545
>>689946880
>>689946926
>>689946966
These
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>>689949246
N... no!
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>>689945500
Ofcourse. With that money you can adopt 10 puppies from some pound to save their lives who would be put down anyway. It's just a animal like a pig or cow.
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>>689945500
I WOULD PUT IT IN A BLENDER FOR A HAPPY MEAL!!
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>>689945500
I'd stomp it multiple times for half that and then shit on it in front of a group of PETA members

18 billion dollars is enough for generations to thrive off of, that puppy was born into a life where it's only purpose was to entertain it's master for 10 years or so, it's value is minor at best
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>>689945500
10 euros would do as well. But I'll gladly take the 18 mln for it
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i would insert my dick in it and rip it fucking apart with it for that cash
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>>689946967
>implying anyone on this board has a social life
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Not only would I stomp the puppy with my foot, but I would run it over with my truck, crushing it into a puppy slushie. Then I would reverse it, get out of the truck, and run over to the puddle of puppy slush, and wipe my hands over the puddle of murder. Then I would smear it all over my face and say out loud "puppy blood is love! Puppy blood is God". And then when someone hands me a check for 18 billion dollars, I'd ask them "what for?".
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>>689945500
most the people saying they wouldn't do it have probably already eaten meat today, what's the fucking difference? $18 billion isn't just live forever money, it's live forever however the fuck you want money
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>>689948227
how many time can you push the button? I'd kill half of us if I could.solve the overpopulation.
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>>689948625
Have you ever actually suffered? It's not fun. You get really fucking motivated to try to stop your suffering.

This is an argument about whether life should be fair or we should just all be selfish assholes.

Even if you are a selfish asshole, you can't deny that working with others, even if you hate them, comes with advantages. For example, your country's military helps keep you safe and, in exchange, you pay taxes and follow the rules.

The reason unjust murder is always wrong is because you wouldn't want to be murdered.

If the kitten understood what was happening and offered to die so other kittens could live, go for it. But the kitten doesn't have a choice.

In the end, is it not you who is the kitten???
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>>689945500
Of course I would.
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>>689950118
>implying we care about mice
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>>689945500
18 billion is enough to save thousands of puppers

I would fucking eat it
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>>689949999
quads are speaking the truth
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fuck yea, id step on it, roast it and eat it
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Easily. It's 18 billion fucking dollars Jesus Christ that is a stupid amount of money.
If it was like a million then a lot more people would have to debate about it.
But 18 billion? I'd strap the poor bastard to the bottom of my feet and go for a jog for 18bn
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>>689945959
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>>689950118
Ah, I see you have the nutribullet. Is it a good blender? Was thinking about buying it.
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>>689948676
Oh? And where in the constitution of /b/ does it say one should be moral, immortal, or amoral?
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>>689945500
In a fucking heartbeat
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>>689945500
18 billion? STEP ON THAT PUPPY! you didn't say kill it or anything
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yes, because only rule is to step in it, it doesnt say how hard or where, just lightly tap it's paw, no harm done. profit
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Without a second thought
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>>689947089
How can you say someone is the cancer of /b/ ?

Bro /b/ is cancer, you've just not been here long enough to realise it.
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>>689949999
edgy quads
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i'd crush it's spine with a large LCD television and then send a nuke flying directly into meka to get rid of the filthy towelheads
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>>689945500
not even for 40 billion dollars.
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>>689950331
I would kill the puppy for 18 billion, you can save many more lives than that puppies
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Fuck, I'd dry up the puppy, then eat him whole and let him digest for 10 bucks. Life is cheap. Money is God. Welcome to USA.
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>>689948227
yep
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>>689945500
This isn't even a question. I would do all kinds of fucked up shit for 18 billion dollars. I'd start wars in the middle east for that kind of money.
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Ive destroyed careers, friendships and marriages to get an extra 5-10% yearly bonus... Id step on the fucker for a far less than 1 billion
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>>689950111
You're exactly right. We shouldn't eat meat unless we need it to live. It's common sense, but people like meat too much. It's no different than how people used to pretend slavery was okay.
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>>689945500
It said step, not kill.
I'd do it for 10 bucks.
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would put it up my ass in a public area with webcams over the world to see it, poop it out then step on it for $18B
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>>689945959
G8 B8 M8 I R8 8/8
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>>689950409
Sometimes you get a positive mutation.
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>>689945959
But what, that person, is you?!!!!!!!!!
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>>689945500
I would and for ALOT less.
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>>689945500
no where is said how to step on it yeh id step on its paw id break it get the money and adopt the doge .
we gone have some much pussy together
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>>689950284
>i funny
you are just as bad as the person you are responding to
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ITT: People who eat meat every day saying they wouldnt kill the puppy
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>>689945500
I'd river dance on that little fucker for less
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i would put it in a condom insert it in my ass and squeeze my ass so hard it explodes inside that condom
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I would step on that tiny motherfucker for a cheeseburger.
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>>689950754
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>>689945500
as filthy frank once put it in his video: fuck yes. even from a smaller amount of money.
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>>689945500
of course, I'd dance a Kalinka on it (no slav)
I'd spread it across my soles people would call me the sole man
I'd be Pepper, the Puppy Stepper
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>>689945500
I mean I would its just a dog in my opinion
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The most stupid question I've ever heard. It's 4chan. Most of the audience would kill 6 millions of Jews just for having fun. And you suggest to kill a stupid dog for a reward... Of course I would.
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>>689948315
it's an animal
a fucking animal, not a human
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>>689950815
You're a coldhearted snake! Bwow!
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>>689950170
>he took the time to type all this out
Anon. This is an animal, it does not have the same cognitive abilities as a human does. The animal will not care about me, ever.
>b...but anon animals and pets love humans
No they dont. They associate us with being a provider, nothing else. If you die in your house, your pet will eat you. It just happens. Dont try to put my suffering on the same level as an animal's. It is not the same
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>>689950718
MOAR!!
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https://discordapp.com/invite/0kMyiyd1r38A7kIF
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>>689945500
If shove my dick so far up its ass to point where I comes out the other side then beat it against the wall.
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Inb4 filthy frank
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>>689946166
yfw Spock would step on the pupper
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>>689950965
>a fucking animal, not a human
So it is like a fatty?
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Would step on just to see owner's reaction.
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>>689950629
Agreed, most of it is malignant though
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Half a year ago I would without a doubt.
Today I wouldnt.


Took LSD for the fourth time and had this moment where I felt like I woke up from some kind of mindcontrol and I feel selfaware for the first time.

I would not sell out to be a part of what I hate.

Money is the root of all problems.
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>>689945500
Yes, because nothing says I have to put my foot to the ground or even crush the puppy. Only that I have to step on it. I can step on it lightly enough to not hurt it.

Then get my $18 billions.
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>>689946383
>Conscious can rest easy

How dillusional, you still took the life of another living creature who never got the chance enjoy it's life, for greed. You can't wash that away with cash.
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You just have to step on it you retards it's not like it would kill it- oh wait I forgot you all weigh 300 pounds.
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>>689945500

better question, would you step on 18 billion puppies for $1?
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>>689949442
How many human lives could be saved with $18,000,000,000.00? And it's only at the expense of a single dog and whatever asshole is paying me to hurt/kill a puppy.

You're a stupid person.
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yes, several times
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>>689951586
>Implying human lives are worth 1 puppy
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>>689945500
Yes I would, idgaf if people think I'm a piece of shit for doin it.
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Off course I fucking would. Fuck that shitty dog. Perhaps I would I donate 1 Billion to animal rescue shelters or something though, for good karma.
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>>689950940
Well not exactly for fun, it would be making the world a better place to live in. Fun would only be an associational factor that comes with it.
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>>689945500
I eat meat every day, therefore I contribute to the slaughter of millions of animals. I'd rape that dog to death for 18 fucking billion
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>>689950885
lel
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>>689945500
Yes. Didn't say I needed to step hard on it.
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>>689951704
Pretty sure he's not implying that so much as he's declaring it.
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>>689945500
Yes, and with that money i'd save many more.
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i'd do it for 10.000 already
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>>689950974
I never thought or said anything about animals loving humans.

This comes down to whether you think life should be fair or not.

If you think survival of the fittest is best then so be it. But, putting the worth of another creature before yourself is the right decision.

If you think life is worthless then just kill the kitten and go do something else with the money.

But it makes you a hypocrite because you still get to live.

It also makes it fair game for somebody else to kill you tomorrow for a trillion dollars.

Killing a shitty human for a trillion? I'd do that for free.
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>>689951470
So you would prefer millions of other living creatures to die without enjoying it's life?

If the only way to keep 3.5 billion humans in the world from sporadically dying was for you to die, would you take it?
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>>689945714
enjoy being poor
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