Cringe / Autism Thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhJQVVAN2Ho
>>689921209
what the fuk?
>>689921017
>who really wins?
well clearly not Dirty Mack
>>689922186
This is a cringe thread, not a bone crushingly retarded thread.
>>689922186
Meh, guns are for fatass americans anyway. Must suck having small dicks and large bellies.
>>689921017
that is cringey because if he was in a rush he wouldn't have had time to take that photo.
>>689922959
what an enlightened and intelligent opinion
>>689922959
wow you're so smart
really makes me think and really challenges my preconceived notions
>>689921017
These people litter 4chan, i think its more just self inflicted delusion than autism still bad.
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>>689922959
Damn, I never thought of it that way. I guess we just solved that complicated political issue.
>>689923297
oh jesus my sides are no where to be found
>>689923741
hot stuff
>>689923297
Fake, why would the retard screenshot his own cringe
>>689921017
It's not morally wrong to fuck your plushy though. It's degenerated, but there's nothing objectively wrong with it, why is this woman getting so fucking angry?
>You enjoy sexual stimulation that I don't enjoy
>what have we done to you to deserve this?
Implying it's a punishment and it's in any way impacting her life.
That's irrationality right there. Jesus Christ I'm defending a fucking furry, but really, what's wrong with that mother?
>>689923297
100% funny
>>689924225
keke
>>689923741
What the actual fuck.
>>689925036
cringe
Did I hear cringe?
>>689922959
To be this triggered by their micro penis
>>689923465
I really hope this faggot got beaten. Just look at the top of the car...
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>>689921809
*What the cuck
>>689925259
don't talk to me or my anonymous ever again
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>>689925390
bet the army bro wishes his brother was a civilian casualty
>>689921017
Man, how can he say no to go to a tropical island for free?
I bet he can find a new toy over there, island people are pretty crazy.
>>689925436
>it makes me all three at the same time
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>>689925679
wack
OC from some fag I have on my facebook
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>>689925685
Holy fucking shit - the autism is strong with this one.
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>>689921017
for all your cringe & autism needs, go to:
funnyjunk.com
>>689921017
>how can a handsome young man become like that?
This can't be real, right?
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>>689924163
this is b8, these are actual toys sold for kids, albeit creepy ass ones
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>>689924815
No way, this is my hometown. I thought these degenerates where exclusive to America, I never dreamed these weabos could be in the same town as me as I type this
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>>689925865
i love oc
>>689926143
AGREE
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>>689921017
b-but that's not even toast....
>>689925036
>education works
KEK
>>689926323
I CANNOT FUCKING CANNOT PROCESS THIS THREAD
WHAT THE FUCK
IS THIS WHAT THE KIDS ARE DOING?
FUCK
>>689923635
I didn't know we even had weebs in south africa
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>>689926521
A former class mate of mine (who threatened to shoot up school like 700 times) runs a furry porn site with more than 70.000 unique monthly users. He wore his fucking furry outfit ON STAGE when he received his school report. There have to be some pictures, let's see if I can find any galleries of that event.
>>689926429
cringed
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>>689926041
sweet motherfuckling swiggy-diggity-doo-da peanut butter and jesus rollerblading christ. I haven't seen anything this autistic since my friend Jason pulled the single most head-up-ass move the world will ever see.
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>>689925543
>posting alpha in a cringe thread
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>>689925436
No it makes you a fucking manchild what's his point?
>>689926521
kek
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>>689923635
Oh man... this is Zurich. Since when do we have faggots like them here?
>>689926297
this one is actually almost respectable.
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>>689922186
All these fags acting like guns are good. They serve the singular purpose of taking a life - how exactly does that make you a better person?
>>689926323
the fuck?
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>>689923465
Is that mew2king?
>>689926581
please do
>>689925036
>Education works
>>689927067
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>>689926945
>i shot you in the leg
>you fall down
>i subdue you
>you are alive
>your hostages are alive
>i am alive
Next
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>>689926878
what if i told you thats a female
bigender bullcrap or something
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>>689927373
then i retract my previous statement
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>>689923177
underrated post 7/10 I cringe'd
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>>689927745
5/7 cringe full marks
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>>689926987
Cant people see how fucking demeaning that actually is? It is clear she is fucking ugly and making a big deal about it is fucking retarded especially because they really like to help. How can you be so socially inept to not see it?
>>689928160
this is an original bois
>>689928100
I would fuck her, the rest of the crew is all fags clearly. I would make her take the hat off and burn the shirt though.. thats not even cool or funny in an ironic way
>>689928272
>>689927618
I don't even understand what he's trying to tell us.
>>689928160
holy shit lol
>>689925318
BURN HOT TOPIC
>>689921017
Holy shit. This video is beyond cringe.
make it stop.
>>689928100
i don't see the problem here.
they were insecure NEETs and never left their homes.
now they meetup with other freaks and finally do something outside.
it's a small step, but it's a step towards the right direction.
>>689928272
Nigga wut
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>>689925865
You have done well, anon
>>689927922
There always has to be that one guy here
>>689925762
I'm pretty sure the tropical island is just named that. Else she would have said it in german and not english.
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>>689924526
Neckbeards vs Weeaboos?
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>>689928272
That dog looks more traumatized than a Vietnam vet
>>689927922
I still never get how this is cringe. He looks suave as fuck.
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>>689924235
fun killer. but yeah is fake
>>689928594
>I mean, I'm just made of edge
Surely does smell like /b/.
>>689927373
it i was just some dude, would kek/10 doe
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>>689927211
I mean it was a decent movie i guess
>>689928272
this is terrifying
>>689928727
here we fuckin' go again
>>689926987
Which one is oinkers?
>>689928480
>I'm trying
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>>689925318
The sad part of this is that they will have/are having amazing hot young teenage sex that you can only dream of experiencing.
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>>689925998
>Autism
Every time this guy is posted I am more and more convinced he's joking. These's posts are too funny to be actual cringe.
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>>689929008
>amazing
>hot
these are words
whose meanings you do not know
>>689929065
>best
l m a o
>>689925234
>Our other friend has a son named Optimus Prime
I cant find my sides anymore
>>689927100
Impossible. The school has had its management replaced and got a new website with that, no gallaries left from back in the day (2009, can't believe furries where a thing as far back as then...) and I don't really know how to approach my former class mates after seven years asking them for pictures of that fat autistic furry idiot, sorry /b/ro.
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>>689929226
'salright. it's still pretty funny to think about.
>>689928727
Newfag
>>689929150
I was referring to that Anon's post.
>>689923741
TOP ZOZZLE
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>>689929164
ahahahahhaah
>>689926945
All the cringe in this thread need to be put down like old yeller.
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>>689927922
Fucking cringelord
>>689929531
>>689925036
I had a bully in elementary school that looks exactly like that now. Makes happy that he knocked up a furry right out of high school.
>>689925259
Cringe to the max
>>689929511
>>689929458
Throw a Molotov cocktail in there
>>689929653
>>689928480
>-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off!?!?
>I'm trying
every fucking time
>>689929184
She's cute regardless. Just bad acne.
I lost to 99% of these. is it me or is the cringe getting worse?
>>689929653
That hand is way too fucking low
>>689925036
lost to the advert
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>>689923741
Is there a link to buy this book?
I want to preserve it.
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>>689928243
Its what women do m8. They are just being condescending they probably don't even know they are doing it. Its like when a girl says her mate is attractive 9 times out of 10 she will look like a pork scratching.
>>689928319
>'Young man'
>What, that's not a...
>Oh fuck.
>>689929511
There's hope for Anon yet
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>>689927736
Woody Harrelson?
>>689922959
>implying
>projecting
>baiting
>>689924777
dID YOU JUST WASTE TRIPS ON A TUMBLR POST???!! liTTERALLY DYING RIGHY NOW
>>689929844
you might as well just use a random word generator to type shit down and read that
in fact i reckon it'd be more fun to see the shit it types
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>>689925679
>Don't expect me or my son ever again
>>689927539
the middle chicks nudes, if anyone wants them qlJO5.
>>689929960
This is why he lost California
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>>689929253
qlJO5 < her ludes
>>689928658
if they kill each other off? we do
>>689930044
http://www.randomwordgenerator.com/
>>689921209
wait...what?
OP's post with some comments
>>689929253
Poor Velma
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>>689930159
never noticed that fucking shirt before..
>>689929511
Fuck me dude I need this body pillow just to tell people that I have it
>>689927922
how is it cringe exactly?
>>689925605
WHY!? XD
>>689930339
>>689929853
if they're the same, buy the cheaper ones
the reason they charge you more is because your stupid gender pays for it
also they aren't actually the same, shaving your face is different from your legs
>>689929065
Where are her eyebrows?
>>689930057
>qlJO5
?
>>689930415
>>689930488
imgur
>>689925036
the look of a defeated man
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>>689930248
old age sterotype
-Domination approval
kek
>>689925865
>>689930391
Newfag
>>689921017
Artie Lange is that you?
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>>689930292
It sucks because she's pretty cute too. Like that nerdy girl cute.
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>>689930113
I feel sorry for him. That's not his shirt's fault, that's just bullying.
>>689926987
She looks like an orc
>>689924453
The dude wanted to bring a plushy with a fucking fleshlight in it on a family trip to Tropical Island. Yeah... I see nothing wrong with this...
>>689930391
You realize that he could steal any girl you ever got and then cringe at yourself, cringe at my reply and cringe in general
>>689921209
man....thats sad as fuck
>>689926987
Girls can be so mean
>>689930388
"Euphoric Gentlesir Body Pillow Cover"
>>689929749
Never date a warzone bruh
Also, her eyes are all wonky
>>689926573
Too funny
>>689928319
"Raise hell and eat cornbread yee yee!"
Not cringe, just fucking hilarious
>>689924453
found the autist
>>689925036
Lost to the background peoples' reactions
>>689927929
He gave an innanimate object personality, married and fucked it.
...
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>>689929371
Just imagine the combined cringe of 400 guests sitting in absolute silence whitnessing the trainwreck that is going on in front of their face, as a 5'10, 374 pounds fatty wearing furry legs and feet, paws a tail, ears and a regular shirt where the stomach falls out at the bottom enters the stage to receive its fucking "diploma". Nobody talks, nobody even chuckles as it's not humerous, but degenerate to a degree it's actually scary. He walks up to the principle, rising its paws to receive the diploma, making "njaff, njaff, nnnn-nnjaff" sounds as a "thank you" wiggling its enormous backside to create the illusion of a wacking tale. The principle shook hands with every other student, gave a rose to everyone and said something nice, except for him. He gave him diploma and rose, held the microphone to his lips, stopped, breathed in, stopped again. Remember, it's still complete silence, the only thing you can hear is "njaff, njaff, heeeee" with a tiny echo coming from the speakers as the microfone picks up the "fox sounds" of this whale. Then he leaves the stage and the mumbling begins just before everything goes back to kind of normality with hand shaking students and saying nice words. This whole thing started, unfolded and finished in just about the longest 30 seconds anyone could imagine.
Sorry this is not a greentext, I'm lazy.
>>689924526
This is cleary self aware humor
>>689926987
her twitter is twitter com/DahlKallie
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>>689928825
2 have you two never used skype before or something?
>>689927067
HE actually has some potential in art, too bad hes a faggot
>>689930799
No. He has a plushy with a fleshlight in it and wants to bring some other plushy with him, which is weird enough, but still.
>>689929511
Why does she need a pillow when I'm right here
>>689927079
Lol fresh from winning melee tournaments, he used the prize money to buy all that badass gear.
>>689921017
As much as plushie-fucking bronies disgust me, this mentally ill old witch is something really special. A normal parent would just take the fucking shit and throw it away or pretend to not know about it, but to make a scene like this?
>>689930486
I wish I could see the gif. I've never seen it.
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>>689930113
He just shat his pants or farted or something.
>>689930951
It's like a video game avatar where you choose skinny as body type but then take all the accessories in xl
>>689923741
I didn't know Andy Kaufman was still alive. That rascal!
>>689923741
Now that's what I call jokes 47
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>>689931132
current mood -dark cuck
current music - politikz - hand on my gat
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>>689930722
Yeah too bad most guy nerds are fucking disgusting
prolly not cringe but hilarious as fuck nonetheless
>>689926712
underrated
>>689931246
jesus christ what the fuck
that art is fucking horrible and you should be ashamed for thinking that
>>689923741
those aren't jokes wtf
>>689921209
I'm pretty sure this is a joke.
>>689931317
Holy shit, somebody made this and, worst of all, the outside circumstances of the surrounding culture this person grew up and lives in somehow create the illusion to him that this is acceptable. The circumstances that enabled this work of "art" to be created just kill me.
>>689924526
>not realising this is self-parody
>being this autistic
>>689923741
this shit is so fucking bad it's good goddamn
>>689930113
I've always wondered if there was a legit back story for this.
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>>689927365
Why do people o this to themselves? Is it supposed to be a satire?
>>689925865
I love how he goes on about women's rights, and misogyny, and then that quote about superman and lois lane, pretty much encapsulating the idea of a helpless female needing a male to save her. That's what he thinks women are...
>"i'm just a gentleman like that"
lol
>>689931855
>his fucking face
>>689922186
Why do Republican memes/pro-military memes all seem retarded? Not a lib btw
>>689931949
Right side looks like he fell into a pool of period blood
>>689925234
>son
>optimus prime
>kek
>>689921017
Behold the surreal horror of the Anal Vore family reunion.
>>689932149
Das B8 m8
>>689929253
>File
hello darkness my old friend
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>>689932076
fucking kek
>>689921017
Visit this thread >>689906621 for ultimate autism.
>>689932282
Already posted lazyfag
>>689932282
And to save you the horror of having to google it, this is anal vore.