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>describe movie poorly
>others guess
>kid and mom
>mom banged by white trash
>kid fights
>kid buttseks
>death everywhere
>Sean Bean survives
>nice car
>Chicago
>wreck it
>sexy pirates
>candle in ass
>>689896717
Nemo?
Alright guess this one
>Dog detective
>Food mascots
>Happens in a supermarket
>>689896601
toy story
>>689896750
ferris bueller
>>689896773
nope
>>689896820
correct
>>689896815
Foodfight.
>Robot tricks the rich people into partying too hard
>The poor people almost fuck their shit up
>>689896815
FOOD FIGHT
FUCK YOU
>>689896752
candle cove
>>689896815
food fight
>whipping
>what is fisting?
>>689896830
So close.
>>689896750
Ferris Bueller's Day Fucking Off.
>>689896876
nope
>>689896601
>guy is a total loser
>ends up becoming friends with cool guy
>they end up fighting
> apocalypse
> hide in a bunker
>I'm the violent one
>Fucking Russians!
> fuck you and your satellite
>Sean Bean dies
> I get pussy ... again
>niggers
>>689896663
mommy?
>>689896887
not really
>>689896663
8 mile?
>>689896922
pirates
>>689896963
Ride along?
>>689896978
Oh :(
>>689896896
No it is Ferris Bueller's Day Off, better luck next time!
>>689896969
no but nice 6969
>>689896986
no
>>689896947
goldeneye
>>689896936
that shitty cloverfield sequel?
>>689896936
10 Cloverfield Lane
>>689896930
Fight Club?
>>689896947
High school Musical
>>689897007
Surprisingly correct
>>689896936
Cloverfield Lane
>>689896963
Roots
>>689896930
Fight club
>>689896663
Kingsmen
>>689896998
nice
>>689897074
At least I tried!
>>689896601
stuff happens, then end.
>old car but ebin driver
>Your invited to a racing team to improve your skills
>Huh let me think about it
>Races bandanna dude
>Wins
>OK let me in
>>689896930
Never back down?
>>689897108
winrar
>>689896947
Goldeneye
>>689897066
kek
>we were robbed
>go on trip with a weapon/virus
>try to score with hot chick
>dumbasses never score
>secret service catches bad guys
>>689897062
YES!
man visits his family
shit goes down
man must save the day
he saves it.
>>689897126
Wrong post mate
>>689896936
The Divide
>poor nigger rich whiteman 2 richer whitemen
>poor Whiteman rich nigger 2 richer whitemen
>rich nigger rich whiteman 2 poor whitemen
>city gets nuked
>people hide
>dudes shave themselves bald
>rape and shit
Old skool:
>Hello Nigger old boy
>Bouncy bouncy boom
>guy investigates some catastrophe
>wakes up to find that it hasn't happened yet
>>689896881
50 Shades of Faggotry?
>>689897241
niggertopia
>>689897253
NEXT
mad max fury
>two guys
>drugs
>one terrified kid
>>689897286
U wot?
>follow the road
>make new friends
>ugly bitch acting scary
>nice shoes
>muh evil white man
>excuse to say nigger
>>689897345
Wizard of oz
>>689897285
Nope
Hint: main character is black
>>689897191
Bevis and Butthead do America.
>>689897345
wizard of oz
>>689897223
Trading Places
>>689897345
wizard of oz?
>movie is a lie
>I see no orange clocks
>>689897191
Snakes on a plane
>>689897241
THAT's The Divide
>>689897360
Django Unchained
>>689897360
Django
>>689897345
i, robot
>>689897377
Correct mister doubles!
>old guy in hospital
>guy gets interviewed
>tells reporter of the 3 bitches he's fucked
>reporter calls him out on the fact that his stories don't add up
>old guy says you don't understand
>world falls apart as the big crunch happens
>>689897223
White chicks
>>689897398
good job bunghole
>time capsule
>girl makes numbers look cool
>the fuck is this ending??
>>689897426
clockwork orange
>>689897410
Correct
>>689897241
I am Legend
>>689897327
Everything with Seth Rogan
>>689897426
a switchgear potato
>>689897171
initial d
>>689897463
Dracula 3000
>>689897360
Django?
>need drugs
>sell moms tv
>more drugs
>lose arm
>>689897426
Clockwork orange easy
>Starts off with epic moon mission
>Turns out just a game
>Main character kidnapped
>Other characters go to find the main
>find main character on plain
>end of film
>>689897535
Ayy
>>689897203
world war z
>>689897523
Sorry mate try again
>>689897551
Reqium fpr a dream
>>689897327
Two and a half men: The movie
>crazy dude fly
>meme
>another crazy dude against him
>almost ded
>meme
>win and bang the girl
>spicy
>weird british chicks
>aliens?
>>689897463
Big Fish?
>>689897551
Ass to mouth!
Ass to mouth!
Ass to mouth!
>>689897223
The Pursuit of Happyness
>the loose money for hiring a nigger
>>689897623
Superman: Man of steel
>>689897510
That nic cage movie about the apocalypse where the kids end up in disc space Eden can't remember the name
I think it's Knowing?
>>689897463
Mr nobody
>be on a plane
>choice of steak or fish, doctor has lasagna
>pilots become sick
>land plane despite my crippling self-doubt
>>689897572
Plane*
>>689897623
superman returns
>>689897613
Yes
>>689897618
Hint; roadtrip
>>689897510
Cube
>>689897662
not really
>So quirky
>Refrence
>Michael Cera
>Baby
>>689896717
Silent Hill
>>689897681
not really either
>>689897510
Lucy?
>>689897663
got it!
>martial arts
>don't want no trouble
>cool guy soldier
>betrayed
>enslaved
>cool black guy friend
>kills errybody
>entertains
>gets revenge
>dies
>symbolism
>>689897675
Airplane!
>>689897642
>>689897539
Nope. Here's a hint, title starts with "Mr."
>val kilmer
>music
>>689897623
Fagman v Superfag
>snobby cunt
>war changes her/everyone's life
>still snobby by the end of the movie
>>689897741
Scott pilgrim - and I liked some of the other casting choices
>>689896930
crazy, stupid, love
>Green suit
>Animated
>>689897327
Fear and loathing?
>>689897744
yes! Finally!
>>689897675
Airplane!
>>689897841
green lantern
>>689896663
Serbian film ?
>>689897795
its mr nobody
>>689897671
Fuck. I was convinced that i was the only person who saw that movie.
there are four guys, they lose in poker, then steal lots of drugs. a whole bunch of people die - and everything turns out ok for the four guys
>>689897841
deadpool
>>689897741
Juno
(aka the most overrated movie of all fucking time)
>ring ring
>can't leave the spot or pew pew to you
>lol a fat man on the roof
>lol, he fell!
>mfw I have to do his job
>>689897834
Juno
>>689897789
Correct
>Comet
>Machines come to life
>Kill people
>"Oh shit we are trapped in this truck stop"
>>689897871
Correct!
>>689897811
>>689897873
no
meme should help you
>traitor Mr. Orange
>>689897871
>>689897907
I see what you did there
>>689897906
Suicide Kings?
>>689897643
clerks 2
>>689897922
phonebox
>>689897907
You're technically correct. But no its green latern.
>>689897853
Correct
>America jokes
>but foreign jokes too
>fat sidekick friend
>dat mustache
>faggot eats a bag of dicks
>mmm tastey
>>689897799
Top Secret!
hard mode & feels
>toys
>chips
>war
>sail
>>689897741
Juno?
>>689897925
santa christmas featuring tim from home improvement
>have a nice life
>think there is more in life
>Mysterious girl disappears every time
>wtf is going on?!
>everything is a lie
>animated movie with dinosaurs
>theyre trying to get to some place where the food sources are better
>>689897974
I was referencing the answer to the movie that guy described
>pizza in 10 mins or fired
>GOOOOOO
>epic train fight
>gets the girl during her marriage
>"bro, bet you can't fuck grill"
>bro fucks grill
>"ok bro, fuck me now"
>bro says nothx
>bro is kill
>grill shows everyone bros diary
>sis in handcuffs
>Worst movie ever
>Worst song ever
>>689897824
Gone With The Wind
(And I disagree that she was still snobby -- she was definitely still a cunt)
>>689898046
Santa Clause, but still WINRAR
>>689897956
dark knight rises?
>>689897780
Shanghai noon
>>689897963
riverbed dogs
>>689896717
U>>689896930
>>689897938
Transformers
>>689898015
Nah, the Doors movie.
>>689898093
spiderman 2
>>689896601
>me so horny
>me love you long time
>>689897922
Liberty stands still
>>689898093
Spider man 2
>>689898122
winrar
>>689898064
Dinosaur
>>689897925
The Santa Clause
>>689898064
The land before time?
>>689897787
Russel Crow and his gladiation
>>689898032
Toy soldiers
>Kill
>Have some milk
>Pedophile
>Dead
>>689897970
Nope
>>689897066
no but good roll
>>689897963
reservoir dogs
>>689898064
Land before time?
>fired from job
>wake up in egg
>spaceships in grottos
>80's
>Little kid, no friends, only... Arcade games
>Grow up
>Fuk Agent Lady
>Arcade skills come into action
>Waka Waka
>>689896750
Blues brothers
>>689897977
It's Phonebooth, but I'll allow it. Correct
>>689897994
Canadian Bacon
(yes, it seriously fits. And it's a good fucking movie.)
>>689898098
Frozen
>>689898098
Titanic
>you fucking longneck!
>you no call me longneck :(
>mum dies
>survive longneck
Animals have difficulty together
>>689897572
toy story 2
>>689898257
tron?
>>689898094
bad intentions
>>689897922
Phonebooth
>>689898257
Pixels
>>689898257
Pixels
>guy and girl are kill
>birds n shit
>guy becomes super zombie
>kills bad guys
>guy becomes kill again
>>689898052
The Truman Show
>>689898322
cruel intentions, close!
>guy screams other guys name
>Other guy screams guys name
>Cyberpunk
>>689897623
hancock?
>>689898285
>>689898288
You're both correct. It was Titanic though.
>>689898009
OP: The movie
>>689898292
land before time
>>689898344
Noice
>>689898136
Full Metal Jacket
>>689898292
the world before time
>>689898257
Big?
>beta dude
>same dude but not beta
>beta gets cucked hard
>consider suicide
>takes pill
>super smart
>>689898363
Correct sir!
>>689896601
> do the party
> get raped
> get left4dead
> old king nigger takes me to house
> held captive for weeks
> StockholmSyndrome.jpg
> muh blues guitar riffs
> bitch ass white nigger saves me
> old king nigger still nigging
>>689898217
Leon the Professional
>>689898052
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, I don't think its right but I know it but I can't figure it out
>>689898064
Ice Age
> cut hair
> black and white
> people wining alot
> lulz
>friend try to kill self
>road trip
>why are we in the 80
>No we arnt yay
>>689898032
fuck yes small soldiers
>>689898349
doom
>>689897906
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
>My name is JEFF
>home invaded
>saves princess
>has identity issues
>gets the princess
>>689898421
Limitless
>>689898420
fight club
>>689898421
Limitless
>>689897994
borat
>>689898420
the double
>>689898477
Shrek
>I come from the future
>cards fucking sucks
>mfw I'm not Guy Fawkes
>3D is shit
>>689898217
Leon the Professional
>>689898421
unlimited
>>689898444
American History X
>>689897787
Gladiator
>>689898012
The Matrix
>woman
>woah, man
>hagis
>it was her sister
>>689898439
Somebody guessed it already it was The truman show, but you were close because both are Jim Carrey Films.
>>689898255
Da Matrix
>>689896663
That one movie with Robert Deniro and Leo Decaprio?
>illegal alien lands on earth
>high ranking officials try to apprehend it
>good family moments throughout the movie
>>689898404
yes
>>689898545
close, but no
>>689898255
The Matrix
>guy with mask
>guy tries to destroy him and his lair
>teams up with a woman and treks across the land to find someone
>badass explosions
>>689898557
so i married an axe murderer
>>689898489
nope
>>689898420
yes
>>689896601
>drives an Audi
>basically a high paid delivery driver
>>689898460
Magic Mike part 3 : the Dickening.
Super...man.
>>689898580
Dora the explorer?
>>689897922
Phone booth
>>689898580
e.t
>>689898610
V for Vandetta
>>689898580
k packs
>>689898557
Easy af, So i married an axe murderer
>>689898444
Schindlers List
>>689898349
The Crow
>>689898640
The transporter
>>689898648
I like your style, but no
>>689898447
hot tub time machine
>heroin
>I shit all over your bed
>stolen money
>>689898511
fucked up my reply, but you are correct.
>>689898696
yes
>>689898682
Yes
hardmode:
>trinity killer adopts a sasquatch
>couch is kill
>crazy mum
>drugs
>ass to ass
>prison
>>689898640
Transporter
>girl arrives to new place
>kills somebody and loots the body
>she gets some friends
>they kill again later
>>689898580
Lilo and stitch
>>689898668
nope
>>689898580
men in black?
>>689898728
trainspotting
>>689898745
harry and the hendersons
that shits easy
>>689898728
spotting trains
>>689898748
Sex on the beach
>musician
>war
>ghetto
>"KEVIN!"
>>689898752
Which one? The first one had a BMW so it's not the first one. It's either the second or third one.
>wanted for murder
>animated
> dad dies
> three bitches move in
> sneak to a party
> lose my shit
> found it
>>689898640
the transiter
>>689898257
>waka waka
kek
>Character loses his head
>His head gets in a pencil eraser machine.
>>689898664
>>689898657
no to both but screaming at "Dora"
>>689898397
Correct!
>>689897938
Guess nobody is guessing it. It's Maximum Overdrive
>>689898847
Home Alone
>>689898832
High school musical?
>>689898847
we need to talk about kevin?
>>689898748
requiem for a dream
>>689897906
Lock stock and 2 meme barrels (and pretty much every huy ritchie movie)
>>689898867
Jem and the holograms?
>>689898847
home alone
or what about kevin?
>>689898459
Correct.
>>689898748
Requiem For a Dream, Y u make so ez?
>>689898852
who framed roger rabbit
>>689898447
Wristcutters: A love story?
>>689898914
yes
>>689898780
bingo
>>689898815
>>689898827
bingo boingo
>>689898832
Straight Outta Compton?
>>689896815
That's not really a bad description, just a description of a bad movie.
>>689898957
jaja
>teen meets old man
>teams up with driver and his pet
>destroys his dads work project
>who are these guys
>bambambambam
>$$$$
>>689898870
yeah but which one?
>>689898897
>>689898580
Mars attacks!
>nice memory
>Who am I?
>consider this a divroce
>>689898832
the pianist
>>689898580
Coneheads?
>>689898748
Muffuckin Requiem for a dream
>anything that falls under the seat is gone forever
>>689898109
you got it. and meh. she never learned lol
>Government uses imminent domain
>I want my god damn property rights
>Go get the head of state a woman
>Fuck the government this is my woman now
>Kill the head of state
>exposition
>vomit
>sore neck
>fat bitch
>gonna die soon
>lots of money
>gay
>bi
>turns straight
>>689899062
Stop cutting your wrist
>>689898430
Colored snape moon
>>689899048
Correct!
>>689899102
Me?
>>689899102
/b/ in reverse
>>689899102
/B/ in reverse
>>689898430
That one movie with Samuel Jackson....
Had to google it, Black Snake Moan.
>Kill a guy
>go search for people with that same guy
>met that same guy
>tattoo
>>689898748
elegy for a idea
>Natalie Portman is anorexic
>>689896601
>niggers in a haunted house
>>689898832
The Pianist
>>689899150
Holy shit... are you me?
>>689899152
kek. I beat you by 2 seconds
>>689899125
Hamburgres.
>be ded with feels
>fight the ded without feels
>become alive cuz feels
> Tries to wincest sister
> likes watching people die for lulz
> trying to kill a beta but ppl wont let him
>>689899150
>>689899152
samefag
>protagonists on two opposing sides
>big bad magic
>china love
>>689898876
rubberhead
>>689899216
Not this time tho
>>689899239
Not even
>>689899152
>>689899150
well done
>>689899195
Black Swan
>>689899229
4chan the movie
>>689899196
Cabin in the woods
>>689899167
Hitman
>has a lovely axe
>loves putting stuff on his face
>fixated on the idea of returning something to blockbuster
>>689899239
Try again nignog
>>689899314
Nope. Good guess tho.
>hypnophobia
>thank mr skeltal
>Can't have feelings
>have feelings
>get rid of dad
>>689899229
Star Wars?
>>689899228
Warming hearts or whatever that bullshit zombie love story.
>testing water??
>attacked
>find old ship in desert
>cannon ball a helicopter
>I used to fight
>now I fight
>wut, my brother?
>you fucking excuse of a father!
>it's O.K. dad
>ambiguous ending
>>689899196
Scary Movie 2
>>689899342
no
heres a clue
>loots shoes
>>689899034
Total recarl
>Fucks without condom
>smokes weed
>psycho bitch
>tax fraud
>divorce
>mfw I can keep braking out of prison
>you should suck his dick
>>689899372
Scary movie? I don't remember which one
>>689898832
The pianist
>>689899392
No.. good try
>mom sex
>das finds out
>>689899351
american psycho?
>>689899422
sahara
>computer nerd punches a black guy
>later they hug
>goes in a french guys bathroom
>turns off the lights
>goes blind
>its raining and then theres a rainbow
>cop
>amusement park
>>689899342
forget about >>689899342
>drink spits on beer
>acid apparently soaks into skin
>druggie punks
>oh god he died
>>689899077
Shrek?
>>689899167
Girl With The Dragon Tatttoo
>>689899034
constant light of a clean brain
>>689899391
I know this one, has a weird gun martial arts added in with a big brother government but cant remember the name
>>689899305
Correct
>>689899449
why do you have my sex tapes?
>>689899397
I'll accept that
Warm bodies
>>689899508
congrats
>>689899442
correct!
>>689899288
>>689899357
you fucking autists
>>689899255
Alright fine then, it's Warcraft
>>689899557
Your right. Just need a name
> Man abused by mom and boss
> rats
> Crazy
>>689899549
no
clue:
>beat the shit out of a woman
>ask her who hit her
>>689899602
Stay mad nigger
>>689899423
Warrior? That mma movie?
>>689899229
Gladiator
>>689899531
matrix?
>>689899533
santa monica cop
>>689897618
underrated post
>>689899633
Equilibrium
>jesus
>lion
>>689899602
My god
>ITT lots of movies talk about doubles
>I think I have a double now
>>689899663
You are correct!
>virgins
>make a school porn at the end
>>689899673
very spicy mi amigo have a candy
>Round object
>very angry
>death
>rolling around
>mixture of synthetic and natural elastomer
>Bowling
>dealing with nihilists
>>689899255
The prestige
>>689899728
Narnia
>>689899456
shit , This is a Jim Carry movie just which one ?
>>689899167
it's memento for fuck sake, the amount of children in this fucking thread i swear
OP make a new thread. This is gonna 404 in a minute
>>689899761
The Big Lebowski
>>689899788
lol ya
>>689899761
Lebroski
>>689899821
correct!
>>689899761
the large lebronski
>>689899795
finally!
and i thought it was too easy
>>689899759
Star wars. Death star!
>>689899761
great lebowski
>>689899793
i love you phillip morris m8
>>689899196
Haunted House?
>>689899449
Lebowski
>want to fuck daughters friend
>>689899897
You're wrong sorry mate
>>689899540
Yup!
>>689899756
Girl next door