ITT: We poorly describe a movie and others have to guess it.
>Guy discovers he has weird power when he's about to die
>Guy does something bad with power.
>Guy discovers another guy with power
>Two guys with powers fight organization
>Guy ends up dating girl.
>>689891887
Deadpool
The fuckin Bruce Willis movie with Sam Jackson?
>running and shit
>what the fuck is that the Death Star or some shit
>there's a planet too
>mightaswellgo.jpg
>who is this bitch
You guys probably won't get it
here's mine:
a movie about a single sane woman on a spaceship full of complete retards
>>689892530
Alien?
>>689892622
bingo
>also: Aliens
>go get this book
>did you say the words?
>angry dooting
>mother fucker
>mother fucker
>mother fucker
>nigger
>coffee
>mother fucker
>>689892842
Pulp fiction?
>>689892842
pulp fiction?
>>689892918
Indeed
>>689892842
Pulp Fiction
>>689892803
Army of Darkness
>>689892234
Nope! Jumper.
>>689891887
>bad acting
>jews
>jews
>no jews die
>jews
>>689893001
Winrar
>>689892296
Die Hard 3
>>689892296
No. Jumper. You made me kek though, thanks man
>I was only pretending to be retarded
This one is really easy and it was an amazing movie
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>let's make a tatoo then
>why does he have long hair when he is balding?
>plane crash
>balding guy fights almost everyone
>hey baby here's a doll
>>689893143
Every user on 4chan after they realise they've fallen for a bait.
>>689891887
Jumper?
>>689892803
Ash Vs Army of Darkness?
>>689893035
The latest Sarah Jessica Parker movie?
>> im going to rob this house 4 reasons
>> jesus christ this was the wrong house to choose
> ow my hands
>>689893035
Boy in the striped pajamas?
>>689893305
Home alone
>>689893305
home alone?
>>689893300
lel you're not wrong, but you're not right. Keep thinking, you're probably seen it.
>>689893305
Yes to Army of Darkness, idk about the rest
>>689893035
Schindler's list?
>>689891887
Jumper
>>689893162
Mememto
>>689893235
con air
niggers
>>689893406
yeah, too easy
>>689893424
Correct
>>689893442
Straight out of compton
>>689893405
>>689893318
I said no jews died
>>689893305
Close but no
>>689891887
>guy in army
>sent on mission with buddies
>get compromised
>run
>guys friends all die
>finds locals
>knife
>thanks locals
>>689893464
i fucking hated that movie
>put the bunneh back in the box
fucking horrible acting
>>689893143
Usual suspects
>Black guy gets thrown in jail for murder of two childs.
>Is he religious?
>He's acting really weird
>Oh shit he cured my urinal infection
>He isn't really a murderer
>He spits moths here and there.
>They kill him by the electric chair.
>He passes his inmortality to the officer in-chief of the sentence.
>Holy shit the mouse too.
This one is TOO easy.
>>689893549
Lone survivor
>they always make movies together
>retardedly edgy
>I have to stick it up my what?
>Katy perry
>>689893549
Predator?
>>689893442
Boyz n da Hood
Haircut
Haircut 2
>>689893570
WINRAR
>>689893607
You're good
>>689893601
green mile
>>689893609
The Interview
>>689893601
The green Mile
Got one nobody will get:
>Russian tank breaks down in snow
>US senator invites them in from the cold
> Multiple Scandals
>>689893653
Thank you.
>>689893601
this wasn't described badly
>>689893601
Fucking. Longest blue mile or some such shit.
>Be crowned king
>Go conquer the known world
>fuck a femboy
>9 year pass
>Soldiers wan't to go home
>Die at young age without a heir.
>>689893665
Yup
>>689893364
>>689893401
Well I didn't think of that one initially but it fits so I'll give it to you. I was going for "The Collector"
>Idiot tries to fight a bear.
>straya cunt
>>689893814
bear grylls
>Crash Landing
>Dies in crash
>Space people perform heart surgery
>Hypnotized to do bidding
>Stops being hypnotized somehow
>Blows up space people
>kid
>said kid becomes cop
>furrys
>>689893814
Revenant
>>689893814
Revenant
>>689893814
The Revenant
>>689893814
that movie with leo dicaprio
forget the name
>>689893770
Alexander
>Scarlet Johanson
>What's Luigi doing here?
>cubanos
>>689893867
Titanic of course
>>689893881
Correct
>>689893896
thats the one
>stuck in the middle of nowhere
>literally
>only food is potatoes
>>689893940
the martian
>>689893940
Latvia, the movie
>>689893940
the martian
>guys likes fast cars
>can drive pretty good
>need $
>race with buddy and nemesis
>buddy dies
>gaol
>revenge
>race
>win
>profit?
(This is a series. I'm going to describe one of the movies whithin the series. It's not the first one. Clarifying just so you don't get confused)
>Guy wants to retire from his carreer.
>He finds out all along his profession was a big setup by his jewish 'friend'
>When giving his retire speech, he is confronted by a guy who wants to challenge him before he retires.
>Guy gets mad and accepts.
>Guy doesn't train a lot. But challenger guy does.
>Day of the fight: Guy loses and challenger wins, he gets cocky. His jewish 'friend' dies of a heart attack.
>He gets sad.
>Guy goes again against challenger.
>He wins this time.
>man finds briefcase
>other man wants it back
>other man kills man for it
>islander
>comes to usa
>hey man, don't talk to me like a cok-a-roach
>Cocaine
a movie about toys who "do horrible things to each other".
>>689893957
>>689893985
Winrar
>>689891887
Black man rapes colonialist, white man vomits his innards onto woman's face, money lost by accident, impromptu and unprofessional vasectomy done with the wrong equipment, abraham lincoln
>some fortune cookies defend an island
>>689891887
x men origins: wolverine
>>689894005
Fast & furious?
>>689893840
oblivion i think it's called? The one with Tom Cruise.
>>689894005
Tokyo drift
>British guys
>Oh no bad guys
>Let's tk thm 2 da bar
>blood and ice cream movie
>>689893833
Hint: >it's a sequel
>>689894008
Rocky?
there was this guy who stole this others guys kids, and he had to beat up a bunch of guys and kill a guy to get his little guys back.
>>689893770
Alexander
>>689894008
The second rocky?
>> its only gay if emotions touch
>> STOP TOUCHING MY EMOTIONS
>> oops I wish you'd touched my emotions more
>>689894008
That movie with Silvester Stallone with assassins and shit ?
>>689894015
Toy soldiers
>locked down with stupid retard chimps
>kills
>all
>of
>them
>>689894111
>>689894126
One of you is wrong. And the other one needs to be more specific
>>689894036
seems like my choice for this night. Provide title if no winrar
>>689894005
Drive?
>>689894008
rocky?
>>689894008
Third Rocky
>>689894088
Hot Fuzz or World's End?
>you killed my dog
>now I kill you
>>689894111
Trips checkum
>>689894184
Planet of the Niggers.
>>689894008
Rocky
>lab
>dead people
>they didn't stay dead
>>689894211
aite
>>689894243
Finally. Yes! It's my favorite movie.
>>689894277
John Wick
>>689894223
Nigger you have never seen Drive
>>689894284
Nope. Hint:
>motherfucking 1 man army
>WE DIE NO MATTER WHAT
>nevermind
>>689894331
Winrar
>>689894277
John Wick
>some fortune cookies defend an island in the pacific ocean
>>689894367
300?
>>689894267
Guess you win
>>689894051
Killers from Space.
>man meets woman
>man loves woman
>woman has benis
>ohshit.jpeg
>>689893833
>>689894102
The Castle Queen of the Dundee 2
Aussie here, got no fucking idea. Gonna need more than 'straya cunt.
>>689894346
I have not
>>689894438
gg, wasn't even close.
>>689894492
No idea what it is, but that sounds like a stoner movie.
>21st century
>guy wakes up from dead
>wat ze fuk happened to mein country?
>there's a piece of him in everyone
>>689894302
Resident evil?
>>689894492
Crying Game?
>>689894437
Barely even, i technically cheated since it was two movies
>>689894546
Look who's back!
>>689894492
/b/ board
>Hot chick
>Be in love but can't tell
>find out she is my sister
>>689894562
yes
>>689894584
my nigga
>>689894546
Look Who's Back
Here's one you faggots haven't seen.
>red shit coming out of the walls
>guy says it's rust
>is actually blood
>house is fucking haunted as shit
>everybody fucking dies except the girl
>Faggot falls in love with Siri.
>>689894591
Oldboy
>>689894591
jedi, forget which
>>689893886
chef
>/b/ gets superpowers
>>689894655
Her
>>689894655
Her
>>689893981
underrated post
>>689894512
Nope
>fallout
>>689894666
Oldboy fucks his daughter not sister
>>689894546
Look Who's Back! (Er ist wieder da)
(sorry had to google the German name) - Amazing film, though would Hitler really kill a dog?
>>689894666
Nice trips but you're wrong.
>>689891887
>Milk
>Pee on carpet
>Vietnam
>its my birthday
>everything is going wrong
>surprise
>shoot brother
>another surprise
>>689894655
Her
>>689894708
Never heard of it.
>Fast Cars
>More fast Cars
>Even more fast cars
>Main dies.
>>689892296
Pulp Fiction
>>689894747
The Big Lebowski
>>689894211
I'm gonna just say no winrar now, it's The Hateful Eight
>>689894005
Need for speed. Please abuse the others who guessed incorrectly. They are dogs
>>689894708
Mad max 2...Thunderdome?
>>689894767
all of the fast and furious movies
>>689894747
The big lebowski
>>689894793
ty anon
>>689894812
Warm
>>689894767
the news, the day paul walker crashed
>>689894678
correct
>>689894717
>would Hitler really kill a dog?
He would if it was Jewish.
>>689894841
yw, enjoy. one of my favorites of 2015
>regular pricks
>pretty pricks
>short pricks
>more short pricks
>everybody likes jewelry
>some prick who's probably jewish chases after it
>has an army of ugly pricks
>also a couple of magical pricks
>>689894011
No country for old friendos
>>689894914
the lord of the rings
>>689894883
but who would circumcise a dog?
>>689894931
Win
>>689894014
scarface
1 week off on vaccation
just wanna sit about and do nothing
neighbours annoy
end up not sitting about and doing nothing
get into trouble
>>689894858
Mad Max 2?
>>689894555
Trips confirms
>>689894790
Easy win
>>689894875
>>689894818
Correct!
>pedo
>not pedo anymore
>wtfpirate?
>swords 'n shit
>niggerninja
>>689894914
>>689894957
greentext anon did a good job on this one
>fight myself for girl
>kill myself
>other me gets girl
>>689893143
The Ringer
Yes, it is an amazing movie and is actually (contrary to what you might think) very supportive of the mentally handicapped and the Special Olympics. Some amazing lines and comic delivery from the tard actors, too ("When the FUCK did we get ice cream?!").
>>689894999
Trips confirms that Trips confirm.
>alone on island
>i love my volleyball
>>689894996
Colder
>>689894691
chronicle
>>689894999
Wow dude
>>689894036
Hateful 8. get on my fucking level
>dream
>another dream
>Robot tricks the rich people into partying too hard
>The poor people almost fuck their shit up
>>689895053
Not Kill Bill, right?
???
>>689895064
fight club
>>689895066
Nope, it was actually The Usual Suspects. Forgot about that movie
>>689895080
castaway
>>689895080
cast away
>>689895096
Inception?
>>689895096
Inception ?
>>689895080
WILLLLLLSOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Castaway
>>689895096
inception
>>689894988
The 'Burbs
>>689894102
mad max 2? inbetweeners 2?
>>689895162
Yes, that's correct!
>>689895096
Inception
>>689895114
the matrix
>>689893687
Nailin' Palin?
>>689895096
really?
inception
>she is high as shit
>apes
>turning into an USB-Stick
>>689894367
Die hard?
>>689894367
Edge of tomorrow?
>main is carboard cut-out
>sudenly birds
>muh environment
>birds gtfo
>hitchcock turning in his grave
>>689895080
Robinson crusoe i guess, but still that movie with the volleyball with a red hand and a smile on it.
>>689895081
I'm assuming it's a mad max..
Mad Max: Beyond The Thunderdome
>>689895125
nope not kill bill
>>689894639
You know how I know none of you niggers saw this? Because this isn't poorly described
>ITT nobody has a girlfriend
>>689893300
underrated post.
>>689895240
Incorrect, sorry.
>>689895127
Nope
>>689895242
That stupid movie with Scarlet Johansen
>>689895299
i can recall the scene with blood and walls but not the movie
>>689895266
Birdemic
>>689895218
>>689895279
There's literally only 1 Mad Max you guys haven't named yet that's not the original
>>689895242
Lucy?
>>689895242
Lucy
>>689894670
It would be return
>>689894102
Inbetweeners is British you English-is-not-my-native language cunt.
>>689895373
Fury Road
>>689895389
>>689895390
>>689895337
aye
>drive
>turn left
>turn around and drive back
>darude
>BOOM
>BOOM BOOM
>BOOM (HUGE EXPLOSIONS)
>BOOM.
>>689894040
Letters from Iwo Jima?
>>689893833
wolf creek 2? god I fucking hated that movie.
>two girls, best friends, one popular, one outcast, both fuckable
>popular girl meets guy, goes missing
>outcast searches her, finds guy
>guy leads her to popular friend
>both do barrel roll
>die
>nice trick
>die
>nice trick
>twins
>nice trick
>>689895373
Mad Max : Fury Road
>>689895372
yes
>>689895451
Every Michael bay film?
>>689895451
every micheal bay movie ever
>>689895451
Every Michael Bay movie
>>689895451
Independence Day?
>>689895306
don't give me that shit. which part is not correct?
>>689891887
I don't care about anyone
my car needs gas
OK i guess i care
>>689895435
Fucking finally
>>689895462
Nope, newer
>>689895451
probably some Michael Bay movie
>>689895451
Fast and Furious 7
Let's see.
>Story of a kid
>His mother was killed when he was young(Along with his brothers)
>His father has a bad reputation among other fathers.
>He disobeys his father
>gangster.jpg
>He gets captured by some sort of evil being
>He is able to escape from the evil being
>His father doesn't know yet.
>The kid gets a friend that has a mental illness. And bad death perception.
>They almost get killed by a gang of psychothic murderers.
>The kid meets up with a group of other lost ones like him. Most of them crazy and esquizofrenic. (Sorry if i misspelled that)
>Group helps kid find his father. They meet.
>They get revenge
>Happy ending.
>Unless...
>>689895443
fury road
>>689895513
>>689895514
>>689895515
3 posts in 2 seconds
>hive mind
>Christopher loyd acts more insane than usual
> not back to the future
>evil gum
>time to drink laundry soap
>>689895498
Jeez that is pure trash ..
>/b/'s favourite space movie
>>689895467
the matrix, whole saga
>>689895467
the prestige
>>689894088
shaun of the dead
>>689895064
ENEMY
>>689895513
>>689895514
>>689895515
>>689895533
Fucking YES!
>>689895608
2001
>>689895598
I was frozen today
>Guy starts networking because bored
>Meets chick who is doing the same
He hates her
>They were fucking the whole time
>>689891887
Jumper?
>>689895608
Jews in space?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUnSGz8vW0U
>>689894759
The Game
>>689893143
the johnny knoxville one
>get fucked
>something follows me
>fuck someone else to pass it on
>does not go away
>why does everyone want that rock
>lol it's in a dog
>ugly pig farmer wants a fight
>gypsy woman is kill
>son gets revenge
>>689895646
Correct!
>>689895517
Every Michael bay movie.
>>689895515
helicopters flying into sunset
control room full of people bursts out into applause
>super inconsistent about physics
>super retarded
>super just a setup
>>689895396
Sorry, pal >>689895396 this was meant for the guy you replied to. No offence.
>>689895707
IT follows
>>689895555
You're technically correct.
But, no. Every Michael bay movie.
>>689895685
>>689895657
Nope.
The movie is pretty gay though.
>>689895664
You got mail?
>>689895702
Finally winrar
>>689895714
Snatch
>>689895089
got it
>>689895714
snatch
>>689895053
Hook?
>>689895519
The Matrix part is not correct, but here is a clue: Think Batman 89, but not.
>nerds
>create perfect waifu
>crazy shit
Post limit soon, fellow stalkers. 280/300
>>689895775
Dawn of Justice
>retards
>car is dog
>turn movie off after 10 minutes
>EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>689895520
cars
>death everywhere
>Sean Bean survives
>>689895806
That's correct sir!
>>689895775
Avengers 2
>>689895775
man of steel
>>689895863
weird science
>>689895664
fart club
>>689895885
Nope
>only one protagonist
>>689895863
Sex Bot
>ooga booga
>suddenly rich
>i gots aids
>rips in peaches
>>689895899
LOTR!
>>689895927
Correct!
>>689895899
no such movie
Sean Bean is always kill
>>689895893
dumb and dumber
>>689895899
Troy?
>>689895913
dc fanboi detected
>>689895813
Nope.
He was surprised too.
>>689895988
noice
>>689895976
Did u even see the movies?
>>689895653
Nope
>>689895066
NEEEEEEERRRRRRD.
I hope you were joking you fucken tardlover
>>689895464
megan is missing
>>689896006
it actually is marvel
>>689895976
>>689895982
incorrect. Also Sean Bean died in LOTR
>MAIL MOTHERFUCKER!
We need to make a new thread, we're over 300 posts. This thread is now autosaging itself, it will 404 soon
>get sent to mental ward
meh not so bad
>wanna beat the shit out of my nurse
>fuck it lets play cards and smoke
>LOBOTOMY !
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OzundJyMw60
>>689895930
Lol. Close enough
>>689896006
Nah man, the movie was just really boring and
>Chris Evans curling a helicopter
>kid and mom
>mom banged by white trash
>kid fights
>kid buttseks
>pew pew
>sims
>pew pew
>sims
>best ping is no ping
>nice white underwear
>monster behind me lurking
>>689896072
euro trip
>>689894589
Kek
>poor nigger rich whiteman 2 richer whitemen
>poor Whiteman rich nigger 2 richer whitemen
>rich nigger rich whiteman 2 poor whitemen
>>689896081
One Flew Over The Cuckoo Nest
>>689896081
one flew over the cuckoos nest
>>689896107
Nemo
>>689896062
Ant-man
>>689896102
a documentary about southern trailer parks ?
>>689896114
yup
>>689894492
hangover 2
>>689896109
hentai
>>689892491
Spaceballs?
>>689896166
>>689896171
Winrar man
>>689896181
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>Comet
>Machines attain sentience
>Start killing people
>People trapped in truck stop
>>689896189
no.png
>>689895524
The one mad max movie that ISNT specifically stated to take place in straya. Nice one dingleberry.
>>689896061
correct
that barrel scene though
4chan's favorite scene (rape) was good, but damn, that barrel
>>689896193
already guessed. the crying game. but i guess hangover 2 could work
There's this little guy and he has Napoleon syndrome and he flys good so good so good the he gets to fuck his teacher
>>689893035
Every seth rogan movie ever?
>new guy shows up
>get rid of new guy
>regret
>trying to bring back new guy
>earth going bad
>nuke earth to stop it from going bad
>>689896195
No.
>>689896352
the other sister
>>689896352
American Politics (real life edition)
>>689895783
It's set in australia was the point you fucken spanner.
>>689896347
toy story
>>689896294
Kek
>>689896352
T2:judgement day
Someone make a new thread. The bump limit is reached. I don't have a pic to start a new thread.
>>689895999
nope
>>689896440
correct!
Gonna 404 soon. Make a new thread.
>>689896456
are you retarded
