ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
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ITT: POST YOUR SECRETS
I masturbates in my old Bionicle's box when no one is home.
>>689868976
I'm muslim.
my cars finger tried to friend me in the back of my mom
I'm happy with my family
I've been planning to end my life for three years now - I've paid for burial expenses, set aside my possessions for people and even set up a gmail with a number of emails to be sent out to people after I'm gone.
Many people think that manic depression is a thing you just get over - but happily, dignitas agrees with me, and will be assisting me when I'm ready.
I've been stealing girls underwear for years now, I don't horde them but recently I've been stealing thongs from girls my gf hates!
She has so many she doesn't realise they are new and wears them, its amazing.
>>689869285
You don't feel disdain for western culture or feel the need to shoot or blow anything up, do you? If not, then have a nice day.
i really like donuts
I was fooled by a snap chatter and my nudes will be on the Internet for the first time ever soon.
Inb4 my fault
I know
Feels bad man
>>689870140
femanon?
if so, might as well get ahead of the game and dump them here.
>>689870229
Didn't save them, he refused to send them back ha
>>689870500
>you asked him to send them back
how did he trick you in the first place?
Cam blackmail guy reporting
>>689870646
dump em.
>>689870646
yes please share.
>>689870608
TL;DR I'm in financial crisis, desperate. Offered to pay for my nudes (nothing I've ever even considered before.) took the risk hoping this wouldn't be the outcome. Alas.
>>689870842
want T-T
>>689870876
Genuine offer - how much do you want for a decent photoset?
>>689871022
Never again anon
In 17.5 years I will revengefuck the daughter of my ex-gf
>>689868976
Have feet fetish
I hate my child, I smoke weed and do copious amounts of cocaine, I have a fetish for creampies, but no desire to actually get a girl pregnant, I diddled my little cousin a little.
>>689870876
oh, this girl?
was in that thread yesterday. how much for a live camshow? we can sort the cash so you're confident it's not a scam.
>>689870010
I feel disdain for western culture, and I'm so white I'm practically fucking see-through
>>689871089
Oh you. Stop kidding and just accept that there are ways to make money now that you've taken the first step. Like chaturbate!
>>689870716
That would result in instant ban I'm affraid
>>689868976
>small party- me and my gf and another couple at home
>bitch gf was really annoying, as I drank more and more I felt that she was doing her best to piss me off on purpose
>black out from them vodkas
>wake up at another friend's house, my leg hurts
>apparently I kinda went mad and beat the shit out of all of them (1 guy and 2 fcking girls) and after that I went to the kitchen, returned with a knife and stabbed myself in the leg in front of them.
>then walked to the other friends house with the knife in my leg and full of blood
Is there something wrong with me? should I get help?
>>689871214
anon you need to share more of that 21-year old beauty just there.
Let my dog fuck me.
I'm a dude
>>689871212
Which culture do you like?
>>689871255
I feel we are friends cam blackmail guy, but I am prepared to sacrifice you for a good look at your collection.
>>689871208
No, I'd rather be homeless than fooled again. Thanks anyway anon
>>689871255
Hop over to infinichan and post a link in teens.
I torture animals because I'm a masochist who enjoys feeling bad as I do it.
>>689871268
Yes. And you should never drink again.
>>689871268
Yes. You're a pathological liar.
>>689871402
fair enough. let me know if you change your mind.
I'm the one from the thread who was explaining the arrangement I have with some girls. There are ways to do it safely.
I draw fetish furry porn for weed money
>>689871239
So I can feel foolish in a different forum?
>>689871648
Should've listened to you
>>689871779
Why do you feel foolish? Nudity is nothing to be ashamed of, and using it to earn some cash is just as honourable.
>>689871519
somehow the "never drink again" part scares me more than being a violent, wife beater asshole
>>689871425
I'd have to be at home on my pc on mobile at the mo I'm afraid.
>>689871954
I can wait. I'm a patient pervert.
>>689868976
ICantRead
>>689871912
Except I earned nothing. He just laughed and said "to be fair you trusted someone from /b/"
True, my b.
I have a butthole.
once I masturbated in the car with my parents and sister in it on the way to school.
i masturbated whit this guy
i just started cheating on my fiance of 7 years to become a slave to my Mistress that i met through work.
>>689872030
Try it for yourself, it's very simple and the younguns panic.
>>689872122
So...Your logic in life is to assume all /b/tards are douches? How about this - I'll trust you. Name the price, and I'll pay you up front, assuming you're a good looking lass. Was the anon posted you?
I want to make love to, fuck the shit out of and wife up my gfs bestie
>>689871884
need help with damage control/what options are still open? I have your snap written down somewhere.
>>689868976
When my mom was a fall-down drink-into-coma drunk, I had sex with her until she got knocked up by "someone." She then went completely sober and raised my sister-daughter better than she did me.
>>689872157
^Found the human.
>>689868976
Been fucking one of my best friends' GF (now ex-gf) for the last couple of days.
Sex is hit-and-miss, sometimes good sometimes bad, as I haven't had sex for almost a year before that, but she seems super in to me. Don't know what to do or how to feel, but I know I feel great when she's around.
Any advice ?
>>689872305
I truly doubt there's anything to be done anon. It's w/e
>>689871527
this
>>689872292
Anon I don't even know what fair going rates for this type of thing are. I appreciate it though
>>689872619
There's nothing to get the pics back, yeah. but depending on what was in the pics and what he knows about you, there might also be nothing to really worry about.
I want to ask whats a good free vpn to use but im too afraid to ask :(
bump for interest
>>689872868
I'm not ashamed of my body but he assured me I'll be on /b/ soon. I'm just a little ashamed of being trusting, and I hope no one I know sees simply bc it's uncharacteristic
>>689872945
free ones are usually unreliable as fuck anon. Paid ones are pretty cheap though.
>>689872945
Good and Free are not compatible. Good and Reasonable is a more responsible expectation.
>>689872999
those are excellent digits
I was just going to use it to shitpost anyway, not really worth money but none of the free proxies or vpns seem to be able to handle 4chengos captcha
>>689872855
Make a burner ID for kik or something. Let's negotiate.
>>689870010
I don't see why in western culture, it's not okay to hate something. For example I hate anyone that's not white, but I'm not going to hurt or kill anyone over it. I have people preaching to me constantly about tolerance and shit. Lol like I have to tolerate them, but they don't have to tolerate me. Its all the same bullshit, everyone wants to be the good guy. I say fuck all that nigger shit, you don't have to like me cause I sure as fuck don't like you. However when you tell me that I either have to do something or cannot do something based on your opinions and beliefs, than you're crossing a line.
I fap to trap
>>689872997
if it was tits and lower half of the face it went up in that thread just before it died. But zero identifying info, it could have been anyone.
Being trusting on /b/ isn't the best idea. If you give it another shot don't rely on trust, there are methods.
>>689871425
What site is that?
>>689873294
You don't know how to google, motherfucker?
>>689873259
Could've been. I did try to be precautious as possible In unknown territory.
>>689868976
My 14 year old neighbor has the hots for me, and I gave in to her advances more times than I like to admit... each time I hold my breath until she gets her peroid.
>>689871101
Me too
>>689873517
Pics?
My wife's best friend's kid is actually mine. My wife and her husband have no idea. It happened on New Year's Eve a couple years ago. We were both drunk, our partners had drunk themselves into unconsciousness. Only time I've ever cheated. Yes, we decided on paternity testing. We also decided that we would never speak of it.
>>689872410
why didn't you just do anal
>>689873516
then unless you gave him your full name or some shit you've got no risk of being found out. half the
learning experience, feel shit about it for a day, then move on.
If you decide to get back into it I've got an open offer to cum for me on cam. half money up front, half on completion.
>>689868976
I've had a threesome with women
>>689872855
femanon, you have some nigger willing to learn you some shit on how to hoe yourself out for cash on the internet. Worst case scenario you bitch out and learn some shit. Don't be a pussy
>>689873478
I see just reddit shit
>>689873783
You fucking POS liar. No one that frequents /b/ has sex with women. Not even the women.
I made a mistake by sending this fuckboy nudes :( once we stopped talking he sent them to all his friends and some of mine too. Sucks :(
>>689873592
I like jerking off with futa humanized ponies being circumciced without anesthesia to after make them eat her own foreskin cooked as onion rings.
>>689873753
Because I was 11-14 years old and thrilled I was getting the vag (she sobered up when she got preggy and I was 14).
>>689873775
No personal info thankfully.
And thank you anon, i may take you up on that someday. Where do I contact?
>>689873918
See that explains EVERYTHING.
secretly gay loner nerd at school, catfishing popular guy at school. He ends up playing soccer with me at lunch and comes up to me afterwords. I know his interests, and am able to fit in and he asks for my snapchat and we become best friends. Act like I get hella pussy and it turns out that I am attractive but not putting myself out there (which makes sense because I am secretly gay). End up more popular than him but I screenshot all his pics he sends me on snapchat with my ipad, jack off to them every day. Also, there were some hoes that live nearby that I convinced to do a foursome, so that they will suck us off at the same time and then we bust on their face and they lick it off each other - but in reality imma try to use it to get a good look of his dick haha. Also if this gets found out im probably gonna kill myself to be honest. PLUS, i'm still catfishing him too. I know it sounds like im happy with this but I never expected him to become my friend its so fucked up
>>689873873
I accepted offer anon
>>689874172
You did? Where's my contact?
>>689874172
God bless you femanon. God bless.
>>689868976
i was drunk and i kissed a guy to find out if i am gay
>>689874028
I've got your snap, I'll message you from a throwaway. it's easier than setting up temporary emails and kiks.
>>689874102
Just tell him you're down to fuck.
>>689873132
Downloading now
>>689874102
same but i'm attracted to my straight friend and i'm too edgy and no girls are interested in me.
>>689874328
he hates gays
>>689871402
you are a whore and whores will always be fooled
I've cheated on my girlfriend and she has no idea
>>689871486
you torture poor defenseless animals, disgusting prick
>>689873987
I...I just like pony vaginas, you have some serious and strange fetish man
>>689874462
Dare him to suck your dick. He has to or else he's a pussy.
>>689874417
i'm attractive but i'm loner...honestly i think i was bi because i used to jack off to girls but then i would start catfishing guys to ask them about theyre sexual experiences with girls. Then I started finding guys more attractive than girls (exception for supermodels and shit but i mean like your average guy is better than your average girl).
>>689874626
Asshole Boyfriend, Part I
I have bludgeoned to death 79 assorted prostitutes, runaways, and bums.
>>689868976
Me and my cousin use to fuck when we were teens (me: 14, her: 15). That was all well and good. She had a boyfriend at the time but we did it anyway. She ended up getting pregnant. She swears the kid is his, not mine. It looks exactly like me though. Everybody actually says how much he looks like me.
>>689873984
I mean post the nudes here they are already out there
>>689874542
Scumbag - The Movie
i got a headache once so i went to the nurse's at school, jacked it in the bathroom. the guilt plagues me to this day
>>689871268
Yes. You make up lies on /b/
>>689874704
nah he wouldnt... hes mexican he would never hookup with a guy. hes fine though, i wont post his face but this is his body
>>689874828
>greentext it
>>689874826
You're a pussy anon. Bludgeon an amateur MMA fighter, or a civil servant. Challenge yourself.
>>689874626
This is perfectly natural.
I house sat for a friend with my gf and got their dog to fuck my gf
>>689874703
Silly Anon, the futa girls has a butthole too.
>>689874655
shut up, fag
>>689871349
good job
>>689874892
No im not gonna. Fuck off ;(
>>689874987
Wait hold on...
Underage B&?
>>689875082
Did your other half enjoy it?
>>689873132
Lal_1234567
>>689875136
Okay then send them to one of us and let us post them
>>689874997
People would look for them. No one looks for whores and runaways.
>>689869418
Wut
>>689875148
nooo were both seniors in hs ....
>>689875012
Why?
>>689875213
That's the point. It's playing serial killer on hard mode.
>>689875166
She loved it.
She sucked his cock like a pro without so much as me mentioning trying stuff, love it all from start to end
>>689875284
Because anon is an unfaithful cunt and tries to tell himself he isn't an awful person.
>>689869194
pics?
>>689875148
Nah. Mexican hairless.
>>689875203
Stfu i feel like shit :(
>>689875251
Fair 'nough, faganon.
>>689875086
But I like vaginas, horse vaginas
>>689875465
i have some pics of us hooking up with hoes but they are from when we were 17 and idk alot of the girls ages
>>689869632
Step 1. Cancel all plans
Step 2. Sit alone in your bedroom
Step 3. Marathon the joy of painting
Repeat step 3 until depression is gone or learn to quit being a pussy and live with it like the rest of us
>>689875407
Well why would you send nudes to someone who is untrustworthy?
>>689875284
i mean think about it how many guys or girls cheated on their partner and admitted it to them
and now think about all those guys or girls that do the same but don't even tell it to their partner because they are either too much of a pussy or just don't care
>>689875351
Monogamy is unnatural.
>>689874997
Green text what? It's pretty straightforward
>me and cousin start banging
>she has a boyfriend, but who cares?
>gets pregnant at 16
>her Dad (my uncle) is a tough cunt and beats up her boyfriend
>boyfriend ends up dropping out of school to get a job to provide for her
>meanwhile, I'm just sitting here thinking I've created an illegitimate inbred bastard child
>I ask her, tells me it's not mine even though I worked the dates out and I swear it is
>we stop banging
>child's born. It's 'father' is Italian. Has no Italian features at all.
>blue eyes, blonde her, just like me. His mother is brunette with green eyes
>still to this day I'm waiting for a phone call telling me I'm the father
>the kid is 5 now and basically my doppelgänger
>>689875304
Please tell me you have footage. I'm feeling flush and willing to buy amateur stuff.
>>689873995
Reverse pedophilia?
>>689875563
Faganon you done fucked up. You say that the pictures are from THIS year, when you are both completely legal, with women who are confirmed to be 18+
You disappoint me faganon.
>>689875500
>>>Mlp
>>689875630
I do, but sorry bro I wouldnt ever post/sell it. Sorry man
>>689874519
Not a very good whore if I'm not getting paid
>>689875610
>most evolved species on the planet
>"Fucking like animals is totally okay because animals do it haha"
>>689875732
FUCK :(
>>689875588
No can do ghost rider. It's not a matter of living with it, I'm just bored. I hit my 4th decade next year, and I don't REALLY fancy going through another 30 years of the same shit.
Although Bob Ross is fucking awesome.
I've once jerked off with a piece of bread with peanut butter on it
same but gfs sister
I voted far right in the last election, still tell people that I voted liberal.
PS: I live in Germany, voting far right will get you excluded from society
>>689875616
It's not potato?
>>689875958
how far right?
>>689871694
You are the root of all evil
>>689875859
Holy shit I thought only edgy teenagers visited this site anymore, how long you been here?
>>689875844
It's okay. Life is a learning experience, my dude
>>689876007
NPD, if that helps
>>689875810
i can be your pimp
I'm a gayfag who likes nigger dick
>>689875828
>it is virtuous to deny yourself the things you want because everyone says you should
>>689875500
So? why just choose a only flavour?
>>689875589
I was stupid it was my fault :c
I haven't cried in years, but I want to for the sake of catharsis so that I might be able to go to sleep without hoping I don't wake up
>>689872246
Pro tip,talk to them first, get the name, use pro detective skills to find out as much info. Background noises, can you hear the tv? Some regional items may be on giving you a clue to location.
This can all be used against them to extract more noodz
>>689876101
What's so great about Richard?
>>689876106
>It's okay to have no morals because I saw Fight Club and society is fucked
>>689876023
Let's see. When did Tim Berners-Lee gift us with the internet? I've been here a while, but usually I just lurk, hoping that I'll get a glimpse of the way it used to be. Ocassionally I'm entertained.
>>689876289
kek
>>689876200
No shit femanon.
Greentext that shit.
>>689876023
Long enough to know that shit doesn't matter and dubs, trips, quads, quints, and all gets are cancer.
>>689873995
liar
>>689875958
If it's any comfort, I genuinely believe that Hitler was right about a lot of his beliefs. Maybe not the execution, but he definitely saw the future coming.
>>689872997
The embarrassment will be temporary. As long as not dozed you're just another photo being posted.
I wouldn't worry too much about it. I do feel for you though, desperation is a horrible place to be at and small hopes getting crushed only compounds it.
There are femanons on chaturbate etc who show their body but not their face. Perhaps an arrangement like that could work out for you.
Best of luck. I'm not normally all white knight and shit, but I know how it feels to be desperate and have hope slip away.
i think people who have sex without being in love is pointless.
>>689876324
Pretty much the same situation for me
To be honest newfags and the 'fappening' ruined this site and I don't know why I even bother anymore
It is reaching 9gag levels of autism nowadays
>>689868976
My first sexual experience was fucking a female dog in the ass.
My second was fucking my sixteen year old girlfriend, also in the ass.
Never came in a pussy until years later, mostly to avoid chances at pregnancy.
>>689876049
ik... idk if ill even be able to do the foursome anymore, casue we kind of split... this hoe he was hooking up with everyday started talking with me on snapchat, and I got drunk one day and told her all I about how I was a loner (not about how i was gay though) and it turns out she was raped by her dad and she also wanted to be a mom and she started treating me like a kid, so when her friend tried to suck my dick and I told my mexican friend, and he told the hoe, she thought I would get rejected, (even though her friend was trying to hookup with me, I was ignoring her lmaooo, plus hella girls try to hookup with me but she don't know that), but she made it sound like my friend was the one who snitched and she lied hella about him, saying he hated me and talked shit to everyone...it turned out this wasn't true but I snitched and told her about he didnt care about her and jsut hooked up cause fo her fat azzz..... now he aint aalking to me
I really don't feel a smidgen of sadness for the fags that died. Yeah I'm muslim but I don't think it's relevant
>>689876309
No. It's ok because I want it. That's all the justification a free man needs.
>>689871268
It's okay, anon. I've done similar, except I fucking bit a guy and wouldn't stop screaming about wanting to kill everyone.
>>689876508
I want your girlfriend
I've been fucked in the ass by a big man. And I'm a young man.
I have the testosterone of an old man and I'm just 23, I don't have any strong feelings about anything whatsoever and it kinda sucks, I just want to feel again
>>689876472
Mostly I hang out on TOR these days, but a couple of us are using telnet channels as well, sharing files via IRC.
My first blowjob was from myself
>>689876476
What was fucking the dog like?
>>689875213
any of the bodies get found or you just kill in the street. or is your semen on 79 hookers bums and runaways? and one city or muliple
>>689876324
>>689876472
Lies and the lying liars who tell them.
>>689876367
truth
>>689876352
Theres nothing else to say. I've been crying all day fml
>>689876495
Just wait faganon. If he's doing it for some ass, things will be Milhouse in a while after he realises that ass isn't worth it in the long run.
>>689876573
It just sounds like a pain
I wish I could go back to see the glory days one more time before I die
Maybe I'll wait until the site gets close to dying off in a few years then I'll come back and try to fix it
>>689876573
Sup, cop.
>>689876508
>I want to rob a bank
>I want to kill a man
>I want to break the law
Good luck with that, Tyler Durden. Have fun dying alone once people realise you're a cunt.
>>689868976
I visit /b/.
>>689876589
Teach me how to flexible senpai
I always take a shower after I shit.
Always.
I have a student that is developing big tits for her age and she wears tops that show them off
one day i got a class photo and you could see her tits really nice and i jerked off to it
>>689876778
First off you gotta be spineless
>>689876450
Thank you anon.
>>689876638
lol...The problem with being anonymous, fellow /b/tard is that it's really hard to troll me. Jimmies unrustled, nothing to prove etc., etc.
>>689876778
Stretch every day, son
>>689868976
I eat my own cum...quite regurarly and loving it...gf doesnt know yet and I am not sure if I should tell her...
>>689876696
i hope soo.... like even if i never hookup with him he still is my actual best friend too... its fucked up cuz im popular now and like can get all the pussy i want but its like he was my only real freind...i feel alone agaiin.
>>689876691
It's tits femanon. 99% of girls have them. In a while, it will blow over and everyone will calm down.
>>689876773
Barring an accident, everyone dies alone. Even then they still die alone.
Have fun with your obeying.
>>689876808
Do you finger your asshole clean?
I finger my asshole clean
I hate my babymama so much that i have fantasies of killing her.
>>689876823
already got that down, in a figurative sense anyway
>>689876633
Honestly, it was pretty good. Her ass was very tight, and as strange as it seems for a dog to enjoy anal, she started to come to me, turning her hind end and lifting her tail until I'd take her. Even when she wasn't in heat.
Feeling wise, it was tight but not as hot (temperature wise) as I expected. Smoother texture than I expected too. The only remark worthy thing was that getting "in" took some effort. Slow entry allowing her to adjust and all.
>>689876732
Cops don't have my kind of clearance.
>>689869418
haha
>>689868976
>>>689872997
>
>The embarrassment will be temporary. As long as not dozed you're just another photo being posted.
>
>I wouldn't worry too much about it. I do feel for you though, desperation is a horrible place to be at and small hopes getting crushed only compounds it.
>
>There are femanons on chaturbate etc who show their body but not their face. Perhaps an arrangement like that could work out for you.
>
>Best of luck. I'm not normally all white knight and shit, but I know how it feels to be desperate and have hope slip away.
Umm, dozed = doxed. Fucking autocorrect.
>>689876866
It's a common interest, you both enjoy the same foods
>>689876878
Trust me faganon, it's a relatively simple misunderstanding.
Just try to get it sorted by the end of the school year, once you no longer have dozens of mutual friends all in the same place, it will be harder to smooth things out.
I was attracted to my girlfriend's younger cousin and i paid her to give me messages(like at a parlor, lapdances, and to model in her bikinis for me
The fat girl in my office is a much better fuck than my skinny wife.
>>689876829
The thing about being anon is that you don't need to whip out your e-penis to try to establish a temporary hierarchy.
QG, are you here?
>>689876930
Kill yourself instead so she must suffer through raising a child on her own.
Obviously you should fake the selficide so you can observe and enjoy her suffering
>>689876892
No. I just take a shower.
I can't even shit in public because I can't take a shower after-wards
>>689877051
Usually the case. Fat girls need to have something to make them desirable. Skinny girls have their looks, fat girls are usually better fucks. Usually.
I fall in love with this shota. Now I'm scared for be a Pedophile.
>>689876476
the first five girls i fucked TOLD me to put it in their ass. that was all in two years from 14-15 and I think it kinda became the fad in the early 2000s.
Im a girl who's really into loli.
Sometimes when my boyfriends fucking me I pretend I'm 10-ish years old.
I am a robot
>>689876881
I hope so :(
I walk around in public with butt plugs and dildos in my ass
>>689877169
What a constructive post...
How is if you thought that was going to add anything to the conversation?
>>689876957
I just assumed because you're kind of clumsy. So, what kind of affirmative action hire were you? Nigger? Bitch? Nigger bitch?
>>689877036
unfortunately its already summer... and we share friends but he goes to summer school and i dont. we were gonna fuck hella hoes and smoke weed over summer, but when the hoe lied to me she convinced me to block him on snapchat and instagram and now he wont add me back lmaoo. SO theres like 0 chance of me interacting with him till school starts next year smhh
>>689868976
i literally want to be raped, i love being treated roughly like a piece of meat. also love being degraded and humiliated.
i've even gone to these jogging places in the woods dressed up sluttily, wishing it would happen
>>689877212
Lie.
>>689877069
I am honestly doing no such thing. I replied to a response. You might have heard of such a thing - it's called a conversation thread. The fact that you were privvy to it, doesn't mean you were invited to comment.
Although it seems you missed that detail.
>>689877154
shitting in public is for the unwashed masses anyway
>>689875859
It's your fault if you don't know how to fill your life
>>689877269
>You're not allowed to post anything because I say so
Fuck off anon.
>>689877283
Interesting turn of phrase. In what way am I clumsy?
>>689869194
Open it
Pic
>>689876939
Mm.. yes, elaborate plz
>>689877201
Yeah, it was pretty common for the time I guess. Still, railing her ass almost every night for a year or so was pretty great. No need to wrap it, no need to pull out.
>>689877147
im too lazy to anhero, and i love my kids, weird i know, but the thought of her dead makes my penis so fucking hard i could rape an ugly bitch.
>>689877288
your rp arouses me slightly
>>689872193
I once masturbated with my sister and step mom in it
The shame
>>689877285
Patience faganon. Eventually he will calm down and you can explain things if you need to. Chances are you won't even need to.
>>689877309
Nope.
We also do a master-slave thing. Im his slut, his slave, his pet, his cum dumpster.
Probably goes back to my guitar teacher grooming/molesting me. But it gets me off.
>>689877329
On that you're probably correct.
>>689877311
>conversation thread
>you can't play with us
No such thing.
Fuck you.
>>689877391
ah good ole days. I havent slammed a good asshole in years. my current gf of 7 years hates it. done it like 3 times. Ive fucked over 25 women and miss anal. I have a huge anal obsession and i think it was because i only did anal for years growing up.
>>689877269
He's right though. Skinny girls feel baggier too, fat girls have loads of flesh bearing down on your meat when you're inside.
Fat girls give hungry blowjobs too.
That said, aestheticly, skinny girls give me a boner and chubbies don't.
>>689877492
i did explain, i know i ended up hurting him, but he popular he doesn't show it and he acting like it didnt phase him. but yeah i do feel like it will work out eventually.
>>689877358
You've got me wrong. Post whatever you want, who cares? Just ask yourself "is this interesting/funny/constructive or am I just trying to post for the sake of posting?"
It helps you not look like an enormous newfags.
>>689877375
I hate making decisions
it's just too exhausting to stand up for anything, or believe in something enough to stand up for it in the first place
This leads to me just going along with whatever other people want
>ie "spineless"
>>689877610
Fair enough anon. I'm tired as balls, so I apologise for being belligerent.
>>689877554
I never said you couldn't play. I simply stated that you aren't ACTUALLY invited to the conversation - my responses were directed at a specific person, just as these are directed at your adorable, beligerent self.
>>689877215
I wanna fuck you until you cry
>>689877599
Well all you need to do is play the waiting game.
>>689877426
what rp? or do you mean my fantasy?
>>689877717
sure let's go with that
>>689877610
Know what else helps you not look like an enormous newfag? Not saying newfag.
>>689876892
Hey, me too.
>>689873984
that's the dream
last year my 5th grade class took a field trip to a swimming pool at the end of the school year.
I was in the pool sitting on the steps and a girl student wanted to sit on my lap and i let them
while her
she started moving around which caused me to get a hard on and it was rubbing on her ass
>>689877690
You should just pm next time.
>>689877717
Post your address femnmanon. I'm sure your rape can be arranged. Although the paradox is that by wanting it, you're technically consenting and thereby can't be raped.
Maybe you should consider a free use lifestyle.
>>689877880
Lazy. Can't be bothered.
>>689877569
Man those were good times. My wife is basically a nympho which is great, (she knows about the dog thing ad it only turned her freaky ass on more). She enjoys anal, but the problem we have is that she has an intestinal disorder where she basically never has solid movements. Anal, as a result, tends to get messy and it embarasses her. Plus, she has a strong desire to feel like I'm breeding her (Bitch fantasy) and as a result she prefers me to vim in her pussy.
I'm not complaining, but I do miss a nice, clean ass fuck where shit dick wasn't as mug of an issue.
>>689877879
nice story got pictures of her
>>689877839
Tis the proper way to feel
so fresh and so clean clean
>>689868976
I have email address and password of my single 40yo coworker and evengotaccess to her facebook page. I know she sext with someone but I don't know where. Is there way to find out in which website an email address is registered?
>>689877511
At least you get it right
I don't know, meet new people, new job etc
For exemple, there is this guy at my work, always complaining that people sucks, his job is shit, coworkers do shit when they replace him
But he's still rockin it, on his last vacations he went with some friends in the Alpes for escalading ? Something they planned for 2 years
Keep doing new things, get laid etc
Yknow ?
Now I don't know hows your life
I was in some depression too but i got back on tracks
>>689877704
No thanks im good lol
>>689878014
Look at the emails. They all send a confirmation email, depending on how often she uses it you'll just have to troll through it.
I convinced my ex gf to try to finger her younger sister
>>689871349
knot pics or didn't happen
>>689878122
did hilarious hi-jinks ensue?
>>689878016
I am...Particularly paranoid and suffer from a massive dose of anxiety issues, so meeting people is pretty much off the table for me. Don't get me wrong - I don't spend much time complaining about my life (in fact, I'm pretty much here engaging people, and am happy to discuss my perspective).
The problem in my case, is that not much really interests me.
>>689878122
How successful was she, how old were they both and did you get to watch?
>>689878231
I definitely wasn't laughing at the outcome.
>>689878014
This can be its own thread.
Make sure to post her fb pics. Can help you with the rest.
Link your thread here once it's up.
>>689878312
16, 14
Yeah I got to see
>>689878321
The outcome being...
>>689875616
howd you start banging her.. come on greentext that shit
>>689878092
I tried but I think that she deleted most of them. I just triend to log in on facebook and it worked
Some of my secrets that no-one knows.
- I love lactation play but I haven't had the guts to tell my girlfriend yet.
- My ex cheated on me twice: she fucked with another guy plus she didn't take birth control pills. That's how I turned up having an illegitimate son somewhere in the country.
- When I was in my teen years, I cross dressed once or twice. Don't like it anymore, though.
>>689878321
is it this hard to get a story out of you. how old was the sister
I fap at work and don't wipe my cum off the toilet seat so much as smear it.
And I don't seed my torrents.
I'm still not over a guy I was with for a month when I was 16 and never liked anyone more since.
>>689877955
I never understand that gift. Why the lube? I don't get it.
>>689877288
Location please?
>>689878456
The beating he got from their dad has made him repress the memories.
>>689878463
You fucking faggot. That's fucking filthy. What the fuck, who does that? Why the fuck would you not seed?
Fuck you.
>>689878530
do you dry rub when you jerk off? if so youre doing it wrong
>>689878530
>gift
He's jerking off, and you never, ever jerk it dry.
>>689878463
This picture is tight. I'd lock that bitch down and treat her like a sex thrall.
>>689877288
I'd love to talk to you and treat you like a piece of meat. You can reach me via skype if you want: anr_antwerp
>>689878513
ok then forget the age. WHAT HAPPENED idiot
>>689878537
finland
>>689877773
why would it be anything else than that?
>>689877884
>implying im a femanon
i'm not a femanon.
yeah, i know the paradox, but what is a "free use lifestyle"?
>>689878669
I do on rare occasions. But I have a foreskin.
>>689878665
>>689878669
What's wrong with your precum and foreskin?
>>689878665
It's better dry
>>689877288
name of woods.........
>>689877879
>>689878288
Nice
I would have lost control if it was me
>>689878816
suddenly arousal gone
>>689878816
Do you motherfuckers really not know how to google?
>>689878863
thats not a 5th grader retard
I've cum to DAFU
>>689878477
maybe you should shave and try to find him again
>>689878841
are you serious? the why even fuck a girl? do you get indian burn? ive never not used lube or lotion.
>>689878834
are you virgin?
both of you have to be virgins
Ive cheated on every girl ive been with. Im currently with someone 2 hours away but since we cant fuck i have a fuck buddy come over every weekend and we fuck.
>>689878764
my email is [email protected]
i don't really use skype but there's the messenger function in hotmail
>>689879120
I don't need lube, becuase I'm not a fucking cutfag, you silly.
>>689879120
It's easy to fap dry without any burn. Use the skin to rub what's underneath it. Grip it and slide the skin itself along your shaft.
>>689879145
she does the same
>>689878843
keskuspuisto
>>689878932
too bad
>>689878937
i do, but cba to google
>>689879285
Highly doubt it. Shes insanely shy to do anything. Doesnt have a job. Still goes to school. Still a virgin. The only thing id believe she does is suck dick on the side.
>>689878969
i mean you can say she's not but im sure i know what grade she is
you must not see how some kid's body mature now
some kids don't look the age or grade they are in
>>689879450
and how did you get a selfie of her?
i still dont think she is in 5th grade
Cam blackmail here, I will try upload on Saturday when the gf is at work.
