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Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was about to get

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Well, about 3 months ago I told you faggots I was about to get 750 billion dollars from my pervert grandpa who molested me as a kid. After a series of hearings and signing shit...It's official....I am one of the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right?

>Roll trips and get 5k sent to your paypal.
>Roll quads and get 35mill sent to your paypal account.
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yasss
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That's Fucking Crazy
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>>689867736
I mean at least give a reasonable number. 750 bil would not just go to one person.
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Lol 750 billion. Yeah sound legit.
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>>689867736
Uhhh
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>>689867736
I don't think this is true but fuck it
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These threads are always like playing the Lotto; what's the point?
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steam /kapaa
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roll

[email protected]
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A small loan of 750 billion dollars
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Dun dun daaahhh
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>>689867736
rolllll
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>>689868554
this is better than the lotto, it doesn't even cost a buck
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How can you prove that
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Sup niggers
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Easy
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Try
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750 billion laying around and he couldn't even give your mom the money to abort you smh what a shitface
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Timestamp fgt
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Hard?
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rollll
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SEE YOU IN CANCUN
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I remember you from the old thread (it was closer to three weeks ago, not three months), did you mean to say 750 million? I mean, nobody is worth 750 billion, not yet.
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Why
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Sure why not
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Calling bullshit
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Roll for quads steam: /kapaa
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>>689867736
rolling for leon
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This guy
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>>689867736
BUEHUEHUEHEUAHUAHUAHUAHEUHUEHUEAHUEHAUEUABUEBEUEHUEHAUHAUHUAEHUEHAUEAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUEHAUE

Baito kuuuun~~~~
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No one else has got it why would I
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>>689867736
Quads
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>>689867736
Give timestamp OP
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>>689868887
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750 billion huh? I'll believe it when I see it.
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>>689868887
So fucking close
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>>689867736
FUCKING NEWFAGS
>reverse image search
>oldest fucking bait
>sage
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>>689868855
Two dubs, deserves $3.50 I think
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why not...
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>>689867736
OP was asking for it, gramps did nothing wrong
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>>689868887
>I hate my life
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>>689867736
Bitch ass
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>>689867736
I don't want your money.
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rolling for no paypal
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>>689867736
this thread is fake
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Chicken dinner
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>>689869222
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tript
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rolling for quads
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Rolly
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twas but a meme
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what else am I gonna do at a quarter to five
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Rolling cause in hungry
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rolling because I have daughter to raise and my wife left me for another dick.
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Ro,ll
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>>689867736
timestamp bic
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Fuck it, I'll bite
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Fake
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>>689869345
shhhhhhhh
we know, honey, we know
just go with it
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Syck it to me
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Kuk
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Time stamp or gtfo faggot
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booyah.
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Buy America
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quinn me.
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What if you dont have a paypal?
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>>689867736
Clearly I'm gonna roll for quads
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yakyak
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Boner
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man at least SOMEONE get SOMETHING
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r
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rollerinor
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Roll arino show me the money
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Roolllll
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>>689868636
Kek
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in my car but ok
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Someone already got trips and OP peaced out
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null.pull@rocket mail.com
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Rol
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my captcha wanted me to click sandwiches and it accepted burgers

what the hell is this world coming to, man
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Time stamp?
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trips get
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Roooolllll
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>>689867736
rolled
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>>689869874
who?
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Money
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Why so quad bro?
Steam: /kapaa
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Rollll
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>>689869874
No one got trips. Roll.
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Pls gib steam game sir it's me ur brother
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>>689870000
>>689869999
Welp...
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i can feel it
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>>689869999
ding ding ding
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oh
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trips on my nips
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d'drnt
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>>689869999
Winrar
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>>689869999
I GOT QUADS!!
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Suh dude
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>>689869999
This dude
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>>689870000
and there it is
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>>689870000
Wow if op wasn't a fag your rich.
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Show me the monees
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nigger
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Rollllllin
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>>689869999
>>689870000
Heh
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>>689870000
Faggot. You wont get anything
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>>689870116
he is, but this was fun
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>>689867736
>750 billion $
Sure.
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I didn't win :(
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Gib money
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>>689870091
OP?
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>>689867736
kek this photo is all over google images. Your BS will be called out with a complementary ROOOOLLLLLLLLL
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>>689870252
you're about 70 million late
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I'm callin quads
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Ayyy lmao
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rollin' I just need 1000 dollars
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>>689870000
>>689869999

btw these are both me and you can send the money to [email protected]
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You're a delusional idiot. Take whatever money your poor ass can scrounge up, roll it up and shove it up your ass dipshit.
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For the lulz
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>>689867736
If your grandpa was Warren Buffet (richest grandpa on earth), you would need 15 grandpas to get to $75B
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Fuck up uhlee!!!!!!
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>>689870530
Um no!
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>>689870758
...omg
hahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>689871021
SNOOZE YOU LOSE BITCH

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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fake but roll for dream
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>>689867736
> doesn't post timestamp + /b/
fake and gay
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>>689867736
Here is your quad !
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prob fake
gonna roll anyway
[email protected]
old account
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Rawl
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[email protected]
probably fake but who cares
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Role
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>>689873001
off by one
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>>689873001
reroll for off by 1 part 2
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I know this is fake but still, send cash please. its like super important
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>>689867736
Rooolin
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>>689873120
oops
[email protected]
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>>689873136
Lets try this again
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>>689873177
Damn, so close.
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>>689867736
Roll of desperation!
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>>689873228
Rerool
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>>689873166
Trust me send money and ill fuck shit straight up
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>>689873117
reolling again
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roolll
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>>689873278
Trips go
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>>689873326
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what could go wrong!
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>>689873360
reRoll
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Go! Trips. :v
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>>689873352
fuck it
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>>689873362
Quads get
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fuck you liar
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>>689873430
pls m8
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gimme da loot
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Rolw
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>>689873362
Quads get!
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roll
paypal email:
[email protected]
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give me moni
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>>689873470
prpobabl;y not gon happen
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Let's go trips.
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fri moni
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>>689873529
reroll
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>>689873370
like if anyone had that kind of money theres no reasons I shouldn't just get some
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>>689873574
Rolling again.
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Rool
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quads here i come
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>>689873604
One more time
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rollareno
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Role
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Rollan
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>>689873565
rolling for satan
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Watch me waste these trips for you stupid cunts
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>>689873627
Go
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>>689873607
Reroll
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Rawl
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rool
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gimme dat loot bitch
dafakestemailever<----
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>>689873667
Just about man
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Rollerino
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rawl
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sure
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>>689873720
trip 7s
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>>689873665
off by one again fucking hell i am a shit dick at rolling
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>>689873751
go
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Rolling on the river
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Roll
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K
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quads get
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rollin, why not
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Rolll
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Rololololo
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Re roll
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>>689873509
Rerollllll
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here comes the trips
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Rawll
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rollz
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Come on trips
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>>689873771
rerolling again
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trips inbound
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>>689873878
retry again..
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>mfw newfags and oldfags still fall for this.
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Rollin rollin rollin
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Trips soon
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FINGER MY ASSHOLE AND GIVE ME TRIPS
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>>689873955
try again
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>>689873955
off by one again...damn
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Roll
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Rolling boys i need this
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Fuck
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come on trips
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here comes 35 mill for me
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Trips get!
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GIMME
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So close
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please get trips
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Rolling for memes
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>>689873955
giving this another shot
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>>689867736
[email protected]
send a msg and ill send u back paypal id/email
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roll>>689870000
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>>689874069
Im happy enough with my 69
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datroll
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trips?
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>>689867920
that vid is soo hot. Julianna Vega and Mia Khalifa are some of the hottest chicks in the porn game
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>>689874009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYnFIRc0k6E
reroll
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4chan gods please grant me quads
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>>689874010
Off by one again for you lol
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i never get anything, but might as well try
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Anyone else have a feeling you cannot PayPal 25k to someone.
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What's the point? OP won't deliver
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rerolling, moot please bless me
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>>689874018
Reroll
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NIGGER
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tripls
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>>689874092
gonna keep trying
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Let's roll
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reroll
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>>689874130
rerolling again again
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>>689867736
Please, my nigga, I need to finish my EDH deck
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>>689874199
close
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Trips go
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>>689874157
No, why do you ask
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Come ooooon quads
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Ty Ripple
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>>689874105
rerollerino
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>>689874140
op, cmon
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write me an email:
[email protected]
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>>689867736
>see this thread again
People still falling for this shit?
>250+ posts

For fucks sakes, come on guys...
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Trips pls
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>>689874247
Reroll. Please Satan, I will give you my soul for quads... Or trips.
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rollarino
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>>689867736
>750 billion
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SUNLIGHT YELLOW OVERDRIVE
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Quads plz
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>>689874209
cmon op
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>>689874355
So close. Let's try this again, Satan.
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>>689874105
rerollllll
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qwads
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quads go
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rollerino
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>>689874343
YOU GOT OFF BY ONE AGAIN HOLY SHIT
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Quads
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>>689874442
SATAN WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME I WILL SACRIFICE MY FIRST BORN SON
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>>689874516
... Please?
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help
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>>689874405
suuut
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>>689867736
the fuck are you on about?

Bill Gates is only worth 76 billion.

750 billion is around the entire GDP for the Netherlands.
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qwods
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here comes the trips
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>>689874557
... OMFG
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Fuck
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>>689868928

right, timestamp on those cash or bankbook
>>689867736
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can i get trips
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Here goes nothing
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Let's roll, what bad could happen?
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swquads
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Roll becuase honestly why the fuck not
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Kys
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so its fake?
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Did someone say trips?
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>>689874597
Satan... I will kill my dog right now for satanic trips
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rollarenno
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>>689867736
ill suck u off for a mil
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checkemmm
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ffs
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Bigfoot is real
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rawroll
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Mine!
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>>689874677
OK, fine, fuck you. I'll get some other high demon to get me my money
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Choo choo
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fff
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>>689874668
triiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiips
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fml
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trips here we come
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rolling for literally anything
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>>689874785
le double double double v tripss
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>>689874573
this
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>>689867736
God i beg of you bestow thine trips unto me
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>>689874349
It's not like theres anything else of worth on this shithole called /b/.
24/7 you see furry, pony, trap, religion, YLYL, post your literal 10/10, etc. threads up. This board isn't random, it's shit. I'll rather waste my time rolling than getting mad about the whole lot of shit that's posted and, worst of all, frequented on here.

Also [email protected] trips get.
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>>689874018
Rerolloll
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please win
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>>689874849
reroll
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please god give me them sweet trips
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999
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>>689874772
... Fucking hell, so close so many times. Kms. All I want is fucking 5 grand, is that too much to ask for, life!?
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>>689874886
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Went to Google and pressed I'm feeling lucky, and I got to the correct page. So check these quads! Rolling!!!
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The richest man in the world has 75 billion dollars,
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here comes some trips
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>>689874864
Rerollolloll
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>>689874918
Please please please please
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>>689874886
off by two, /b/rother, rolling for you
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35 mil incoming
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TRIPS NOW
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5k imbound
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AHHHHHHHHHH
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>>689875001
We have both been cursed. I am sorry, my friend. I have doomed us both.
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TRIPS plz
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>>689875112
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>>689874989
Rerollollolloll
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I wanna steal the trips so no one else can have them
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ill bite
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trips coming now
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>>689875112
Jesus Christ another off by one, what have you done to us, friend?
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>>689875145
Plz god of cash
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trips coming right fucking now
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>>689875178
reroll
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rollan
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>>689875190
I don't know, but I am sorry
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give me 5 grand
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rollen
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trips at least
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>>689875149
Rerollollollolloll
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>>689875254
So many off by ones and twos... I want to an hero
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trips plź
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>>689875327
>>>689875254 (You)
>So many off by ones and twos... I want to an hero
Please
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>>689875306
reroll
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faggot op gib mi 5k
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trips plzzzzzz
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am i rich?
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>>689875365
Why does this happen to me every get thread?
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>>689875254
This last roll is for you.
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Reroll
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did someone say trips?
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one second poor, next seocnd rich!
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le trips
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trips please
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QUADS GET
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>>689875457
Checkem
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5555
btw nice bait ;)
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>>689875311
Rerollollollollolloll
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>>689875498
roll
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>>689875551
WHYYYYYYYYUYYYYYYYYY
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please me
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>>689875597
SATANIC TRIPS
SPIRT CINATAS
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superb roll
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Rollololol
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trips plzzz
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>>689875655
Damn
>>689875667
So close...
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rolloll
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>>689875702
Alright, rollerino... Again.
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>>689875564
Rerollollollollollolloll
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>>689875667
fucking kill me
reroll
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>>689875752
Plz
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premium roll
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rollaaen
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roll of damn champions nigga
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>>689875790
... I just want to not be poor...
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>>689875842
reroll
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they see me rollen
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