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ITT: We tell the sickest jokes ever. Even for /b/.
What do you call someone with no body and just a nose
Nobody knows
>>689865135
how do you get a jewish girls number?
you roll up her sleeve
Knock knock
>>689865565
fuck off
How does a mother from west virginia know when her daughter reaches puberty?
When she starts tasting blood on her son's cock
Why don't Jewish men ever try to molest little boys and girls?
>>689865135
What's good on pizza but bad on pussy?
Crust
>>689865456
what do you call a jewish girls boobs?
jewbs
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
>>689865627
Ohh shit dude, you got him.
Some men love their girls young and tender
I love my girls ten and younger
>>689865686
along with heaps of other things......
>>689865727
Holy shit that loop is perfect lol
>>689865685
Because they aren't white no matter how hard they try?
What's the best part about raping a four year old boy?
Watching him cry on the witness stand.
>>689865731
>>689865135
What did the football coach say to the vending machine? Give me my quarterback dude!!
>>689865847
Fucking newfag holy shit this is probablyolder than you
>>689865727
Amazing loop. OC?
>>689865861
Because not even the pleasure of hard candy is enough to spend a dollar trying to groom a child.
What’s the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can’t fuck a rock.
>>689865937
I love you too babe
@689865727
Fuckin perfect loop!! hahah
>>689865653
I thought it when pussy get hairier
>>689865896
do you got the pic of him in a leash?
>>689865727
That loop is fucking SICK
What do you call a redneck virgin?
A seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.
>>689866099
How about you leave this place
>>689865727
dat loop
>>689865135
What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.
>>689866043
Ohhh my god that is so well thought of you can't fuck the rock but you can the babby even though it's dead and it's a baby! XDD i lol'd!
whats the worst thing about fucking a 3 year old?
getting blood on your clown suit
>>689866170
I already came thanks
>>689866103
kek
>>689865727
Damn that loop is on point. Saved!
>>689865727
Seen a lot of loops in my life
This is by far the most phat
>>689865727
omg that loop! omg
>>689865727
wow this loop is perfect!!!
>>689866125
just these two sorry
>All these shitty overly edgy jokes
>>689865727
WEW LAD
What's yellow and melts in your mouth?
A leper's dick.
How do you titfuck a nine year old?
You break her shoulders.
What's the difference between a fridge and a baby?
A fridge doesn't scream when I put my meat in it.
I'm still waiting for someone to say "Who's there?"
What is the difference between pimples and a priest?
Pimples usually come on a boys face after he turns 12
Q: What's worse than sucking a dozen raw oysters out of your grandmother's pussy?
A: Sucking out thirteen of them and realizing you only put in a dozen.
A man goes into the doctor asking for birth control for his teenage daughter. The doctor asks, why, is she sexually active?
Man says, no, she just lays there like her mother.
>>689866520
heh.
>>689865847
Anything seems a perfect loop when you play something, then repeat it in reverse.
Fucking idiot.
>>689866366
Jesus you're no better when you start posting fucking honey boo boo's mom in the thread. How is this bitch not dead yet
Why did the little black kid start crying when he got diarrhea?
He thought he was melting
How do you make a gay man fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
So I'm going down on this chick when I taste horse semen and blood and I'm like "grandma, that's how you died!!"
What’s the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I don’t cry when I’m cutting up the hooker.
>>689866500
checked
>Sailor gets shore leave
>decides to go whore house
>only $5
>"Scuz me madam lady, I'm very horny but I only have$5"
>"Well, $5 will get you a fuck with the one on the back porch"
>sailor goes back porch
>dark but not too dark
>fucks
>fucks
>fucks
>finishes
>goes back to madam
>"scuz madam lady, is she ok? She just laid there the whole time, until I came and then she cried a little
>Madam turn over her shoulder and yell upstairs
>"Vern! Dead one's full again!"
[–]Masturbortion 28 points 2 years ago
What's the difference between the cum splattered torso of a 14 year old girl and a million dollars?
I don't have a million dollars in the crawlspace of my hous
The other day I was eating pussy and I tasted donkey cum. I sat right up and said, "Oh, grandma! So that's how you died!"
Want to hear a dirty joke?
The pig rolled in the mud
>>689866648
Is that confirmed science???
>>689866718
ah shit beat me to it
>>689866520
holy fuck
What do Jewish pedophiles say?
"Hey kid, want to buy some candy?"
>>689866491
Keep on waiting faggot
>>689865565
Who's there?
What is the worst thing about eating your vegetables?
Putting them back in their wheelchairs when you are done.
>>689866945
But it's really really funny
>>689866859
Want to hear a clean one
The pig had a bath
>>689866961
Check
The worst part about being a pedophile is trying to fit in
What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood?
I can't gargle sand
I was raping a woman the other night and she cried, "Please, think of my children!" Kinky bitch.
>>689866961
Anna
Have you heard the joke about the baby with AIDS? It never gets old.
>>689867043
check who?
>>689865395
Think I threw up a little..
>>689867217
Check my dubs
>>689867217
Chubby checkers faggot
What's the first thing a woman does when she gets back from the battered women's clinic?
The god damned dishes if she knows what's good for her.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You've already told her twice
>>689865733
Underrated
Man walks into a bar. He notices a jar with money in it over the bar. He asks the bartender what the money's for.
Bartender says, "Oh, we've got ourselves a contest here, y'see...You pay $10, but if you beat all 3 challenges, you win all the money."
"What's the contest?" the man asks.
"First, you've gotta knock out Bruno with one shot," the bartender says - pointing to the 6'6, 300 lb dim-witted bouncer. "Then, we take you out back to the kennel, where our doberman has an impacted wisdom tooth, and you have to remove it. Finally, you have to have sex with Agnes," he continued, pointing to a mummy-like elderly woman in the corner, "until she has an orgasm."
"Screw that," the man says. "That's way too tough!" But, a few drinks in, he'd gotten his Irish courage up, and he dropped his $10 in the jar.
He leapt up, ran over to Bruno and - summoning all his strength, caught the bouncer completely by surprise, knocking him out with one punch. The crowd - sensing the possibilities, began cheering him on, as they led him to the back kennel.
Once the door was shut, the crowd heard horrible growling sounds coming from the dog, punctuated, finally, by a loud *squeak*.
The door opened, and the man stepped out and said,"OK, now take me to that old lady with the bad tooth?"
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
Pizza doesnt scream in the oven
What do apples and niggers have in common?
They both hang in a tree in my back yard
What do you do when you see a nigger suffering in your back yard?
Stop laughing and shoot again
Whats the difference between a nigger and dog shit?
Dog shit even turns white and stops stinking
Whats red, white and blue and hangs in my tree?
A nigger, and you can paint yours any color you want
Whats the difference between bowling balls and babies?
You cant unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork
Whats harder than walking on a beach full of dead babies?
My dick
Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender?
So you can cum in its mouth while it screams
>>689867185
Anna who?
>>689867410
TLDR
>>689867334
Hhaaha you bastard those are actually catchy. You cheeky bastard.
I was depressed last night so I called the Samaritans.
Got a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal.
They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
>>689865847
>>689865986
>>689866152
>>689866200
>>689866286
>>689866296
>>689866320
>>689866391
This samefag baitfag
>>689867017
That's not funny
>>689866426
Underrated 2
What’s a pedophile’s favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period.
>>689866738
A pregnant woman was at the hospital giving birth to her baby. The delivery was almost complete, and at long last, the doctor held up the newborn, cut the umbilical cord, and took a moment to look the baby over. Then without missing a beat, the doctor threw the child against a nearby wall with all of his might. The mother watched in shock as the baby slid to the floor with a sickening thud.
The nurses and orderlies stood-by aghast as the doctor proceeded to dribble the newborn around the room like a soccer ball before finally passing the baby through the door into the hall with a mighty kick. Everyone, including the fatigued mother, chased the doctor into the hall just in time to see him scoop up the infant and run down the coridor, stopping just long enough to bodycheck the child into the wall every so often.
At the end of the hall, the doctor gave a mighty leap and slam-dunked the baby into a nearby trashcan, giving himself a load roar of approval. Finally the now quite large awe-struck crowd caught up with the doctor. The mother was distraught and burst into tears.
"Why? Why in the name of God did you do that to my baby?" she cried.
The doctor replied: "I'm just joking with you! It was stillborn."
>>689867492
Not me dude lmao
>>689866520
could be worded better. remember, brevity is wit
>>689867455
Anna 1 Anna 2
Cha cha cha cha tssh
What's green and yellow and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea.
>>689867410
It took me a while...
Why is a woman like KFC?
After your done with the breasts and thighs, all youre left with is a greasy box to put your bone in
>>689867492
guess again faggot
While God is distracted Eve persuades Adam to eat the forbidden fruit. He does so, they both realise they are naked and fuck each other madly all day long. Later, God comes back from what he was doing, realises what has happened and takes Adam aside for a talking-to. At the end he asks Adam where Eve is.
"Oh, she's in the sea washing herself off," replies Adam.
"Crap!", says God. "How am I ever going to get the smell out of the fish?"
what's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
a quadriplegic in a house fire.
>>689867009
Who's there?
Impress me
>>689866998
Ruined joke
Shame I like that one too
Faggot
What is a nigger woman's favorite thing to eat?
Her own fetus
XD guys I'm here all night
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
-AIDS.
>>689866946
only if you're a retard.
>>689866294
Dat fat lewps
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
OP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ycfdfinG_P8
ED1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us
ED2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4DyTjrruVo
PV: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcVGDV67L-g
EP 1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_rz1bluG_k
>>689866563
nice
what's the best lubricant?
tears
what's the second betst lubericant?
willpower
>>689867735
Orange
>>689865135
How many dead prostitutes can you fit in a wardrobe?
6, if I take out all my shoes.
>>689866426
>>689866429
>*golf clap*
well done.
Did you hear about the Jewish paedophile?
He comes out from behind the bushes and says, “Hey little boy, want to buy some sweets?”
A nigger goes into a library and says, “I…”
The librarian interrupts and says, “Fuck off, you won’t bring it back.”
>>689867410
Nice
Why were the kids at Sandy Hook sad?
Because they wanted books, but all they got were magazines.
>>689866168
This joke is structured incorrectly. You completely ruin the shock by stating upfront that it's gonna be an incest joke, it should be
What do you call a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers?
a redneck virgin
What do you do after you rape a 12 year old deaf dumb and blind girl?
Break her fingers so she cant tell her mom.
>>689868021
This is not true. The best lubricant is blood
What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw in a load of dirty laundry
A half Jewish, half black Kid asks his Mom, “Mom, am I mostly Jewish or mostly black?”
“That’s a dumb question,” she replies. “Go bother your Dad, already”
Off he goes – “Dad, would you say I’m mostly Jewish or mostly black?”
“You’re just you, son, why are you asking dumb questions like that?”
“Well, my friend’s selling his bike for £50 and I don’t know whether to Jew him down to £25 or just wait until dark and steal the fucker.”
What did the pedophile say when he was released from prison?
"I feel like a kid again"
>>689868175
This made it worse you retard
What’s the useless skin around a vagina called? The woman.
>>689867614
Something like this?
whats worse then sucking out 12 oysters out of your grandmothers pussy?
sucking out the thirtheenth
What's the difference between a nigger and a park bench?
A park bench can support a family.
What's transparent and lies in the gutter?
A nigger with the shit kicked out of him.
Why do Jews have such large noses?
Because air is free.
>>689867730
Made me chuckle
This thread isn't good enough for me to drop the holy grail of sick jokes.
Disappointed.
>>689865881
Noice
What’s long and hard on an 18 year old black man? The fifth grade.
>>689866103
Keked harder at this than any of the jokes
>>689868582
Same. Dying to quote some Sickipedia in this bitch but no. Also, are you aware of some saved shit from the old Sicki? Even an HTML file would do. I forgot about my own jokes even :/
>>689868496
How do you starve a nigger?
Hide his food stamps in his work boots.
What's blue and has sex with children?
Me in my lucky blue suit.
>>689866426
Damn. This one was brutal lol well done anon
What do you call a black woman who has had a dozen abortions?
A crime fighter.
>>689867460
Learn to read or accept that you'll miss out.
Nobody wants to hold your hand through this.
>>689868719
Can't believe it's offline man. They wont be back, there's only that VK one now :/
What's the difference between batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without robin!!!!
Top kek!!!
Why do I rape a 9 year old when I'm sick?
Laughters the best medicine
>>689866344
The carrot in his ass. Dafuq lol
can i save it?!
A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it.
How do you get a dog to stop humpin ya leg?
Pick that mother fucker up and suck his dick!
>>689866491
who's there?
What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you'll hate it as an adult.
>>689868088
What's 12 inches long, purple, and makes a grown woman scream?
Cot death.
>>689865727
>dat loop
What's the difference between a Pakistani elementary school and an Al-Qaeda outpost? Hell I don't know, I just fly the drone.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
>>PICK EM UP AND SUCK HIS COCK!
'vomiting into the gaping anus of Christ'
It's 15 minutes but it's worth a watch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbe5o3Mmkfg
A Catholic Priest and a Jewish Rabbi are hanging out at the park. A little boy walks by and the Priest says to the Rabbi: Wanna fuck him? The Rabbi replies: Out of what?
What do you call 100 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
A gooood start!!!
This isn't very sick, but this is one of my favorite jokes.
A poor farmer's son with nothing but a duck has the day off from working the fields at home. So he decides he'll go into town. He walks into a place of ill repute and asks to be taken to the cheapest girl in the place. He's led back into a room in the very far back.
In the room, the farmer's son says, "I don't have any money, but I have this duck."
The prostitute, thinking she can get a good amount of money off of the duck, agrees.
They get down to business, and when they're finished, the prostitute is so impressed by the farmer's son's performance that she asks they do it again, in exchange for his duck back.
They do the deed again, and the farmer's son leaves for home, his trusty duck tucked under his arm.
As the farmer's son walks outside and begins to cross the street, he drops his duck and the duck runs out ahead of him and gets hit by a car. The driver of the car gets out and apologizes up and down to the farmer's son, offering him all of the cash he has on him--which turns out to be only $1.
"But," the farmer's son thought, "it's better than nothing."
When the farmer's son gets home, his father asks him how his day went.
The farmer's son replies, "Well, I got a fuck for a duck, a duck for a fuck, and a buck for a fucked-up duck."
>>689868936
Faggot i swear i was typing this same time as you
What's red and sticky and climbs up a womans leg?
A homesick abortion.
>>689867217
THESE DUBBLES
>>689868496
How was the copper wire invented??
Two Jews fighting over a penny
>>689867912
why is this Keit thing being reposted all over 4chan?
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Well clearly more than 5, because I'm still fucking them in the dark
>>689869193
2/10 not sure why it's your favorite
>>689867217
My goddamned double numbers.
>>689869314
/thread
Any QJC in here?
A father named Hamid tries to teach his youngest son, Abdul, how to use a meat grinder.
"Look Abdul, you put the donkey in the machine, press a button, wait a few seconds, and a sausage comes out, understand?"
>"No father, I have no idea what you just did"
After multiple tries of explaining the same thing to his son, Hamid gets slightly upset.
"Listen to me you little infidel, you put the fucking donkey, put him in the machine, and press the button, AND LOOKIE-LOO, A SAUSAGE, IT'S NOT HARD, JUST, DO IT!"
>"No father, I still don't know what this is, but you know, I once heard of a machine that you put the SAUSAGE inside, and a donkey comes out!"
"Yes Abdul, that would be your mother."
>>689865135
How did the black guy make sure the little girl didn't call the police for her missing bike?
He raped her.
>>689867662
topkek
/thread
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist about getting birth control for his 11 year old daughter. "My god, your 11 year old is sexually active!" the pharmacist exclaims. The dad replies, "not really, she just lies there and cries."
>>689867217
The pair of numbers at the end of my post!
>>689867701
lol, totally underrated
>>689865135
A Muslim walks into a gay bar. And walks up to the bar tender. The bar tender, asks, "what will it be?" The Muslim replied, "shots for everyone".
>>689867217
The fact that I have two matching numbers at the end of my post number this fucking time! :D
>Guy goes to a whore house
>Poorfag.jpg
>Walk up to owners
"Please, I only have two dollars, I need to fuck or I'll go crazy."
>Owners are actually Bros.
They tell him:"Okay, but you'll have to go around back to the shed."
>Gives them the 2 bucks.
>Runs around to the back and opens the shed's door.
>Solid 11/10 laying on the bed.
>IsThisRealLife.webm
>FuckFuckFuckFuck.gif
"Wow, that was the best sex I've ever had in my life!! It started out a but dry but in the end you were so wet!"
Whore:" we'll I'm glad you managed to break off the scabs."
>End
Club Pulse, More like Club Flatline
>>689867217
Señor Dúbléś, the Mexican Lord of doubles.
>>689869193
I read the whole thing and didn't laugh. But then I read the end out loud and got some laughs out of my roommates. Not bad
>>689869334
How many dead babies does it take to shingld a roof?
Depends how thin you slice them
How was the Grand Canyon created?
Two Jews accidentally dropped a quarter down a gopher hole
>>689869193
-1/10
>>689869745
It's definitely better out loud and drunk
>>689867217
Mr. Doubles, the AMERICAN Lord of Doubles
Cristi sugi pula
>>689867217
Mr. Pair, King of Pairs of Things
A Muslim walks into a a gay bar. The bartender asks "what will ya have?"
The Muslim man says "free shots for everybody!"
What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Adolf Hitler?
Armstrong can finish a race.
>>689867217
The Doubly Double Man, which is actually me this time finally.
>>689869535
Holy shit lol
>>689867217
Two numbers, Jesus.
>>689867217
Duderoni of dubsville the stinks still there double time for doubletown
>>689867217
A statistically dubs-resistant post.
>>689867217
The God of why the fuck don't I have gotten doubles yet.
>>689870377
OOOOO YOU DOUBLE NIGGER
>>689870377
AYYYYYYY
>>689870377
The irony is checked
>>689870444
TRIPLE AAAAAYYYYYYYY I AM VICTORY THE WAIT WAS WORTH IT
What’s America’s oldest red wine?
"I want my land back!"
>>689870172
Found the newfag.
>>689870444
could it be?
>>689870641
Yes my son....its a piece of toast....
>>689865456
ho my
A little girl walks in on her dad masturbating. Never having seen anyone do this, she asks, "Daddy, what are you doing?"
Dad replies, "Don’t worry sweetie, everyone does this. You’ll be doing it too, when you're ready."
"Really? When's that, Daddy?"
"Well, my arm is getting tired..."
>>689869193
>pic related
>>689868490
No something like this.
whats worse then sucking out 12 oysters out of your grandmothers pussy?
The moment you realise you only put 11 inside
>>689868490
What's worse than sucking out 13 oysters from your grandma's vagina?
Realize you only put 12 in there.
>>689869327
Some candy-ass trying to get people to watch their vids
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Summer is already here
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well certainly not 8 cause my basement is still dark.
>>689868358
wrong
The other day I was eating out my gf on our living room floor. I said honey your going dry. She said no your licking the carpet.
>>689866563
Underrated
I walked in on my 12 year old daughter putting a carrot in her vagina. I shouted, "Goddamit! I was going to eat that later! Now it's just going to taste like a vegetable."
>>689871364
>>689871300
I think you're literally retarded.
Could be wrong though. Could just be vegetative autism.
I never smoke after sex. Second hand smoke is very dangerous for children.
My wife has the body of a 16 year old school girl. She keeps it in the fridge.
No mention of the aristocrats?
Girls are like blackjack… I’m trying to go for 21 but I always hit on 14.
Sex is like putting butter on a toast: You can do it with a credit card but goes easier with a knife.
>>689871004
10/10 waiting for the movie
What do a car with airconditioning and a nigger with cancer have incommon?
You can't see it from the outside, but you're still glad it's in there.
How do you know your sister has her period....your dads cock tastes like blood
What do a Muslim and a sperm have in common? Both have a one in a million chance of becoming a human being.
>>689865727
How do you make a hormone?
Kick her in the cunt
A nigger, a latino and an aboriginal are in a car. Who's driving?
The cops.
>>689872459
THAT LOOP
WHY IS PANADOL WHITE?
IT WORKS
My wife walked in on me fucking our daughter. I don’t know which made her more surprised, that I was fucking our daughter or the fact the hospital let me keep the stillborn.
>>689866108
r u dum
>>689872826
Damn
>>689865135
What do you do after you eat a bald pussy? Put the baby's diaper back on.
>>689866247
underrated
What's the best thing about having sex with twenty four year olds?
There's twenty of them!
>>689865395
I actually keked
>>689866426
I'm autistic I don't get it
>>689865135
>ITT: We tell the sickest jokes ever.
Easy.
>Even for /b/.
oh nvm
>>689865727
the loop isn't even that good like wtf
>>689873213
me neither someone please explain so we can have a chuckle
>>689866366
>literally anything that is even slightly impolite is edgy
can we stop this meme
>>689865456
>>689865685
>>689865691
>>689866675
Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up on Oscar Pstorious
>>689867416
>>689869535
>>689869535
JESUS
How many jews can fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?
Two in the front, two in the back, and 40 in the ashtray
I love my women like I love my wine... 6 years old and in my basement
Is there any way of auto-archiving this shit?
what's the difference between a dead baby and a salami sandwich?
i don't fuck my sandwich before i eat it.
>>689867203
Kek
>>689867763
keep em coming
Why has Noddy got a bell on his hat?
Because he's a cunt
What's the best part of an Ethiopian blowjob?
You know IT will swallow
Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 40. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
>>689873866
DUBBLES CHECKED AND SIDES R REKT
What's the main cause for pedophilia?
sexy kids
>knock knock.
Who's there?
>it's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver, the driver was an alcohol.
What do you do when you see a Maori with half a face?
Stop laughing and reload.
>>689875094
Took me a few seconds before I got it. I'm using that one at work tomarrow.
What's stiff, 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream in the middle of the night?
Sudden Infant Death syndrome
>>689875267
>an alcohol
>>689875267
> you win epic wow
One day in Soviet Russia.
-Doctor! The malingerer from 5 is dead.
>>689868025
orng hu
>>689872826
Aaahhaaaaahahhahahahahahah
2 fags lie in a bed.
-Hey, your hemorrhoids are like pickles!
-So big?
-No, so sour.
>>689866103
ima bite the bait:
nu fag
>>689868301
So fucking underrated I'm dying
>>689875267
ISIS approve
Roodypoos having human rights
Amidoingitrite?
>>689875316
Bahahahha, nice one cuz
what different between man and mango? man go where he pleases
https://youtu.be/qjFX20IHEcw
nailed it
Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
For fingering A minor
>>689875425
I don't say this often, but...
GET THE FUCK OUT YOU RETARDED, DESTRUCTIVE CANCEROUS INVASIVE SHIT EATING RETARDED FUCKING NEWFAGGOT
>>689866648
It's not repeated in reverse tho.
>>689868688
un der rat ed
>>689865395
I gotta write this one down
>>689867492
ayyy lmao
Why do niggers keep shit in their wallets?
ID.
>>689872072
Well played!
>>689865135
Niggers are people too
What's the difference between a child genius and a female marathon participant
The first one is a cunning runt
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists can't change anything.
How do you plan a space party?
You planet.
>>689873213
>>689873481
>9 yo
>no tits
>have to pull shoulders together to create cleavage
>they break
What's the difference between Pual Walker and my computer?
I give a fuck when my computer crashes
How do you curcumsise a Mormon?
Kick his sister in the chin.
>>689867491
Totally underrated!
>>689865135
You wanna see what's sick?
>>689876383
Underage b8 fag detected.
A /b/ro walks into a club......
>>689865727
All these newfags going on about a years old loop. Smells like summer.
>>689876730
Kek.
>>689876651
Epilepsy fag warning.
Get the fuck out of /b/. You can suck Yotsuba's ass for disrespecting the holy maiden of 4chan.
Anon talks to a cute girl.....
>>689875094
kek.
Anon is happy with his life and where it's going...
>>689872757
u nd err ated
Anon works for a suicide prevention clinic.....
>>689867492
Man, Jeff sied really lost some gains
Anon is drug free and likes to exercise on his days off....
>>689868936
adding "mother fucker" to the joke makes you sound so hardcore. Do you also have tribal tattoos?
>>689870377
even a blind faggot finds a cock to suck on every now and again
>>689869535
Repost from 4chan facebook page /10
Anon has a great social life...
Anon is very passionate about good, healthy food...
>>689870377
>why the fuck don't I have gotten
