No Rekt Thread? Lets Fix That
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No Rekt Thread? Lets Fix That
>>689857718
That's why you never walk between two big object that are able to move. Stupid shit. I work around shit that could kill me everyday. Job requires: hard hat, steel toed boots/shoes, and eye and ear protection. We always say. You get complacent and relaxed you get hurt.
Btw. I just showed up lol. I'll try to contribute bur in on my phone. Not sure what I have.
Made a friend cringe with this one. It's a little old though.
>>689858911
Somebody likes Tosh.0
>>689858381
>>689858466
>>689858519
>>689858591
>>689858668
>>689858825
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>>689859092
That's all I have on my phone.
>>689858220
I build rail cars. Seen a lot of shit go down.
Few years ago a guy walked across some tracks with a moving car. Got crunched right between the knuckles. They put a tent around him and called his family in and shit. Dude died right there. Bottom line safety is up to you.
>>689859092
was laughing until the goat fucker tried to saw it.
>>689859366
Exactly. Fuck. You can put up all the signs and guards you want. Some people just ignore it.
"Moving parts grip when safety slips"
"Put guards in their place. They're there to protect you"
Two big things they always say and have signs of lol.
>>689859489
That's why got my friend. And the asshole doctors just waiting to patch him up.
Alright well. I'm gonna let it die.
Bumb
>>689860973
I thought that would happen something related to the small yellow truck. Also the woman behind the fat one got a great body for her age.
>>689862456
Fuck you faggot
>>689862510
Same
>>689862907
Drop it like its hot.
>>689862907
she just fuckin dropped her nigglet. ...
she didnt give a shit... just dropped it.
these are not humans.
>>689862907
>niggers
>Humans
>>689862456
cunt
>>689858519
Whay is this magical contraption
>>689864212
her dumb ass face, didnt even try to get off of him
>>689862907
Can almost hear them screeching like chimps and apes
>>689856095
Story? Any of them Die?
>>689864440
DOGE
GET AWAY!
HAH
GET AWAAY FROM MY BLOWJOB SILLLEEE DOGGO
AHHH! :^)
SILLE DOGGYY
>>689858519
did she dead
>>689854591
The fuck is going on here? Why is he letting them chop his fingers off?
>>689864503
fuck their facial expressions
>>689862456
fuck off faggot
>>689864729
hes pointing a gun at him you autistic fuck
>>689857718
Mr fantastic>>689858220
>>689862456
Nigger
>>689864588
nerve gas, no survivors
>>689862567
Hahaha!
>>689854920
lost.
>>689864588
It was nerve gas
You know how that goes :'(
>>689858825
>gets back in the car
Stupid niggers.
>>689858995
This is exactly why everyone should carry a gun
>>689864321
Fracturated dick? It doesn´t matters if you are fucking Abella
>>689859092
The fuck is going on over there?
>>689864715
yeah. and resurrected again. still got those nerve gas issues
>S-Ai-Suke
Sakura falls in love with Sasuke. Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the edgelord's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well. But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only unsheathes his katana (folded x 100000000).
After some investigation, she finds out that the boya she called is not the same edgelord he fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. he is the boy's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their DARKNESS, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons (like katanas) they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NARUTO of DARKNESS.
>>689862456
dont be an arse
>>689862975
Slav immediately squats in sadness after the mayhem
>>689863279
meh they breed in litters no matter if one dies
>>689854047
Dumbass. I doubt I'd panic any less though.
>>689865943
Also they bone in groups
more suicides
Listen to this song while watching the rekt videos.... it makes everything ten times better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zH3CtBvmDhE
>>689854466
Checked and rekt.
>>689862456
fuck your shit
>>689866315
see im trying to get suicide videos together to make a collage.
i barely have anything atm. hadnt been here in some time.
>>689858381
shitposting 101
>>689866315
come on. i think this works 10 times better:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zuL687HGfjI
>>689854466
holy double even dubs
>>689862907
Dressed apes
>>689854256
Suddenly Tony hawk proskating 2016
>>689854047
a real hero would of jumped on that shit.
>>689862456
hih
>>689864729
The price of thievery is to lose your fingers
>>689866694
trips of satan
>>689858668
why?
he want them stop to reproduce so there will be less criminals born?
>>689859366
Terrible. Was he drunk,stupid, or just not paying attention?
>>689867592
go die
>>689862456
fuck you sheldon
>>689862697
> oh shit I hit one
> better hide him under my tire
> problem solved
>>689862456
You're a bigger faggot than op
>>689866315
Hahah fucking great
>>689864212
what a worthless cunt. drag her out behind the barn and shoot her.
>>689859092
Fuck i cringed too. Dat sawing
>>689868004
In china if you hit someone with your car, you have to pay for all their medical bills.
Medical bills are cheaper when the person is dead
Solution - Make sure anyone you hit dies.
>>689868584
man up
>>689864729
Just muslim or tribal shit about thieves.
>>689862456
Cunt
>>689865568
saw this cat on a can of friskies earlier today.
>>689862456
meh
>>689854256
Holy shit, that's hilarious.
>>689862456
Fuck you Shelby
I love you mom
>>689858825
What the fuck...
>>689858595
Theon Greyjoy
>>689862456
fucken hell
>>689858595
YOU BASTARD FUCKING JEW WHY WOULD YOU ENFORCE YOUR RELIGION ONTO AN INNOCENT RAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>689870853
fuckin nice
>>689868438
Derrrrrrrrrr.
>>689865269
you're an idiot
>>689863184
>nigeger hits first cause he doesn't stand a chance against other nigger
>other nigger still reks him
What a bunch of pussies
>>689854047
there goes his legs
>>689865269
For...mind controlled church riots?
>>689862456
Fug U.
>>689858668
i dont remember this from the movie
>>689871474
I think it was some weird art project:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSPzsV2YN6Q
>>689871294
What a perfect spiral on that pigskin
>>689862456
Drink piss
>>689862456
faggot
>>689862456
Shit head
>>689871116
Shut the fuck up, you obviously didn't get the joke, dumbass, how's summer going for you so far?
>>689860973
I was expecting the truck to explode or something
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>>689872773
Stop wasting posts you fucktards.
Let's stand right next to the guy throwing fire into the air!
>>689858466
Turkeys are so stupid. The one on the left barely even moved.
>>689873127
be careful or you get sued by erdogan.
>>689862456
fuck you nigger
>>689862456
shit
>>689873229
I had to google that to understand
Well done.
>>689873257
>>689873148
Have they ever thought about, ohh... I don't know.. maybe FUCKING GRINDING THE HORNS DOWN?
>>689865570
let it rip!
>>689873548
Fuck em, I hope it kills anyone who sets foot in those animal torture rings.
>>689862456
Nigger tongue your anus
>>689857718
thank god he was wearing his helmet
>>689873680
>That little kid's backpack...
>>689862456
fuck you!
>>689873901
Jesus, it's like dropping a lego model.
Weren't SUV's supposed to be made sturdier to keep our fat kids safer?
>>689869777
Not checked yet? Let me change that
>>689862456
Pls
>>689874129
was a vidya from russia... maybe a chinese knock-off import with no safety standard...
either way... REKT
>>689862456
fucking faggot
>>689862456
>Image
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>Anonymous 06/16/16(Thu)09:33:25 No.689862510▶>>689862603
> >>689860973
> I thought that would happen something related to the small yellow truck. Also the woman behind the fat one got a great body for her age.
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>Anonymous 06/16/16(Thu)09:33:55 No.689862567▶>>689865003
> >>689862456
> Fuck you faggot
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>Anonymous 06/16/16(Thu)09:34:14 No.689862603▶
> >>689862510
> Same
Nigger
>>689859092
They could at least make sure the blade is nice and sharp beforehand. Fucking savages.
>>689864212
Omfg
>>689854920
totally lost
>>689862456
mirror you
>>689862456
God damnit
>>689873862
No one died in that somehow. It was just one women (obviously )who got hurt really bad.
>>689858668
Fucking hilarious but it isn't from the official films, so where the actual fuck is this from?
>>689858995
This is exactly why no-one ever should go to church.
>>689871339
MODS MODS MODS
>>689873548
Or not fucking with bulls?
>>689862907
Uncivilized.
>>689864212
She broke his dick.
>>689875696
story?
>>689875332
see:
>>689871596
They just remade that one scene AFAIK
>>689865829
Right on the sweet spot.
>>689854466
GGGUUUIIILLLOOOTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNEE HIYA!
>>689870853
"It's the ciiirrrccle, the circle of liiiiiiife!"
>>689875839
Didn't that dumb nigger's mom go to jail for filming this?
>>689875843
the mother is black
>>689872982
They knew exactly where he was going to throw it.
>>689862456
Dammit
>>689873148
Humans getting what they deserve.
>>689871188
Fuck you
>>689873901
presented by Nvidia PhysX
>>689869097
yay loosing a hand makes you a more productive member of society oh wait its mudslimland
>>689860412
>no newfags crying about this
Huh that doesn't happen a lot
>>689858995
Fucking love this movie
rando webm
>>689876673
>"Wheeeeee!"
>>689873020
what was the story on this?
i know he later died of nerve gas but what happened to his legs?
>>689864647
Fag
>>689865664
Autist
>>689876752
Well, he's laying on railroad tracks, so I'm assuming the dumbshit got ran over by a train somehow.
>>689873862
One less mouth to feed.
>>689876752
he was hit by a boat propeller as it was driving along those train tracks dipshit
>>689862456
Kill yourself
>>689871155
it looks like he's just casually walking and does really give a shit kek
>>689876887
Top zoz
>>689876752
car crash.
he and his wife were apparently having marital problems and they swerved off the road going over sixty mph and crashed into a tree, propelling the man from the vehicle.
>>689876952
"I'm not on fire, you're on fire!"
>>689862456
well shit
>>689876887
i used to play this game in retard class time that i went to instead of study hall >>689876887
>>689862456
nigger
>>689856095
see the world is round you can see a curve in the horizon
Atheist 8
Theist 0
>>689874235
Did she survived that?
>>689862456
Please die
>>689876887
the suspense.........
>>689877048
Got knocked the fuck out
>>689854466
checked
>>689868004
where else is he gonna hide him
>>689872955
This thing was full of nerve gas i guess
>>689877234
fuck off faggot
>>689862456
Ok.
>>689864998
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>>689877263
>LE NURF GASS XDDD
HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL
This shit is fucking horrorble Q.Q
>>689877234
>>689877361
Go find a loli thread to shit up, you dumb nigger.
>>689862456
fuck off
>>689877469
oh, finally. Rekt Thread didn't provide sufficient gore. Thanks m8
>>689865568
>no mana cost
>no power/toughness
>not blue white
>my autism is screaming
>>689873754
Why would you?
>>689877469
just remember
behind every sexy blowjob
is that meaty boney face
>>689871036
coulda been worse
>>689877469
>smile big for the camera
>>689865829
>dat earflipping
>>689862456
Fuck u m9
>>689877807
...and under that is a SPOOKY SCARY SKELLINGTON!!!
>>689877469
>"S.T.A.R.S."
>>689865199
You colorblind? He's white. Stupid crackers*
>>689862456
Egh
>>689862456
That shit show could kill anybody.
>>689877469
story?
>>689871155
>hesalreadydeadsimpson.jpg
>>689877981
I'm leaning more towards him being a stupid beaner.
>>689876970
'Merica fuck yeah
>>689854466
This always g es me a warm fuzzy feeling in my stomach. Knowing that some do as you likey cunt got hurt trying to rob somones garage
>>689877136
You can actually bend your neck really well forwards. She might've gotten something alike to whiplash, but she's probably fine other than that.
>>689862975
>Sees car veering over to avoid him and his kids
>Continues to run out in front of it?
What the fuck did that guy expect to happen? The car was literally veering out of his fucking way and STILL
>>689877469
would you strew salt over this just for the lulz? :^)
4chan would
>>689877469
dog ate her face
>>689878203
she would black out from the pain.
i call fake
>>689858220
I work in a job that could easily turn deadly. The biggest thing that protects you isnt your boots, your hat or your fucking safety glasses. Its your brain. If you turn up without that switched on then youre gonna get fucked up
The office bods dont seem to understand that
>>689876887
actually the worst one yet
>>689876752
clearly a polar bear attack
>>689877495
kys normalfag
>>689878362
The driver was speeding also. Both at fault but court would side with the walker. Even though he was probably jaywalking
>>689877108
kek
>>689854466
IS LEG KILL?
>>689878703
Relax you special snowflake :^)
>>689872817
>fucking filename kek
>>689862456
Plz no
>>689867653
The criminals are all rapists, so he shoots their cocks off to stop them from raping people.
>>689859092
the fuckin doctor at the end wtf?
>>689878576
Ur brain aint protective tho
>>689875696
story?
>>689853785
>>>689878703
>special snowflake
>>689875843
The mother was either bipolar or schizophrenic.
>>689854591
One of my all time favs, he doesn't like it at first, but once he's just got part of his middle finger left he knows they want it gone so he sticks it out like a champ and takes his medicine, good boy Pedro, no more stealing Dulce's!
>>689877637
undertale is shit go back to tumblr faggot
>>689862456
piss off
>>689868686
Yeah that's pretty fucked up lol
