Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
>>689848947
That picture is adorable.
>>689848947
I don't want to have mor than one waifu folder [spoiler]or even worse a bread folder[/spoiler] like Karen
>>689848433
>implying you have better legs when Tohsaka in on
Bold statement
still here
Notice me on this thread too
>>689849703
>jojo
fucking ruined for me, never will i watch that show
I have never EVER hated a meme as much as the jojo meme
>>689849747
>"muh rules" edition
>>689849890
for what?
>>689848282
It is, and the only thing I'm proud of. That, and my hair, of course.
>>689848433
Ah yes, greetings. I will not be up to much tonight. My plans include writing, lurking, and continuing my latest playthrough of Dues Ex:HR.
Thank you for asking. What's up with you, if I may?
>>689848947
Sanya-anon, the Night Witch. Otherwise known as "Light". The 29th will mark our seventh month together.
>>689849885
One of us got best waifu legs as an official title.
>and you're new to the thread
Rory-sama claimed
is the new hxh chapter out yet fml
Claiming
Mumei claim I'm playing overwatch
>>689850041
Noticed
>>689850041
Noticed.
Holy fuck, always forget how amazing Yeezus is until I listen to it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnedDvXYr8A
>>689850256
Are your saying you're confident I won't steal that title
>>689850434
>yeezus
>amazing
jesus fucking christ dude.
>>689848947
>Cracking jokes or roasting people?
What's the difference? :^)
And you are, part of the reason I never really put it out there to begin with.
>>689849215
Yep, go for a run Mon and Fri and do that on Wen. Eh, it's something at least. You're already alternating so that's good, not putting stress on one part of your body.
>>689850113
>To Be Continued
>Best idol claimed
>>689850041(you)
>>689849720(you)
>>689849850
>>689849850
Adorable?
>
>>689849885
Wew lad. Stay loyal fam
>>689850570
>seeing a bit of legs between skirts ad high thighs are fucking sexy
>>689850250
Wew. Not familiar with said anon
>>689850667
You could say yeezus christ
>>689849276 #
Never give up! Also, just listen to some relaxing background, like rain.
>>689849277 #
2spoopy
But it's just really old copypasta.
>Google says pre 2006
>>689849703
They were talking about the siberian wilds, and how it's just a zone for spooky stuff, and an Ivan told us some non paranormal stories about the weird shit out there.
>Mfw that thread is gone but the symbol thread is still going after 4 days.
>>689850751
Well, there I go.
>>689850667
Truly the best, most influential artist of this generation.
>New office chair
>New filing cabinet
>New guy starting the shift before mine tomorrow
>No more second building
Too much new at once. Send halp.
>>689850762
That did NOT look like what I thought it was in the thumbnail.
>>689849703
hmmm, i haven't really checked out too much fanart, but i suppose this would be my favorite of what i do have
also claiming
anything pre part 7 of jojo's is cancer
>>689850421
>>689850434
>>689850751
Thank (you) for the (you)s
>>689850250
Had a bit of a trash day at work myself. Nothing major, just an hour that I didnt need to be at work for and generally just poor health. As for gaming, I havent played a game other than Fire Emblem Fates since Monday due to a combination of looking after my niece and cooking for the family.
>>689850570
Im pretty confident, yes.
>>689850762
why though
>>689851146
>my sides
>------------------
>Orbit
>>689850751
sup smug ;)
>>689850755
>you could say yeezus christ
that pun was so bad my face actually contorted IRL
>>689851055
nigger stop.
only 14 year olds and the uneducated enjoy the music kanye has put out
>>689851438
I enjoy him, if you don't that's fine, I respect your opinion. He is most definitely an acquired taste.a
>>689851648
Disregard the .a
>>689850745
kek, i hate running, i tried it yesterday on a treadmill and i made kind of a fool of myself, thinking i could do 10mph when im not even close to a runner was a huge mistake haha
>alternating
yeah but the problem im facing right now is that my muscles aren't getting as sore as they used too even though im increasing the weight.
>koko
>>689851230
>
>>689851350
To relax? No idea really.
>>689851254
Let's see how deep this folder goes shall we?
>>689851702
>10mph
Nigga, 6.5 is an average fast run
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uI7wygudNHY
>>689851781
>oh yes
>>689851702
That's an all out 'sprint for my life, i'm in a horror movie'.
>>689850113
Hotaru, come on now. Next you're going to say "how did you know I was hotaru?"
>>689850745
Kek I like the way you think
">all waifu lewds"
"this nigga"
K E K
wwwDOTinstagramDITcomSLASHGpSLASHBGYh_P7vRN5SLASH
>>689850762
Sounds awesome
Ivan?
>>689850881
>
Iight gasp!
>>689851023
I'm sorry but I'm with the bun
>>689851146
New anons too
>>689851162
Scary. I like
>>689851230(you)
>>689851422
Go 2 sleep
>>689851958
whatado Rory how yah doing
>>689850751
>still no ship
>>689851729
i think that wouldnt help
>>689852052
Yeah he talked about a strange guy living in an abandoned bunker and how the little neighbor girl was dragged away by wild dogs.
>Ivan is a nickname for Russian anons.
>>689852052
Couldn't agree more.
>>689851230
Wanna fuk?
>>689852052
Oh god, who's new?
That rich Muslim guy already claimed half of these the other day. They're allowed to have multiple wives by Allah.
>>689852052
>hotaru
who.. is hotaru?
I think you're the second person to call me hotaru..
>>689850745
I can hear the music ringing in my head.
>>689851729
>>689852052
More
>>689852257
And give up on my chances to become a wizard
Never
>>689852129
>the fuck are you
>Rory-sama
>>689852560
I am wizrd
Can gib u powrs
>>689851648
>aquired taste
Not even close, he's just shit mate.
>>689851958
It's on
I need to pee
>>689852180
If you don't like silence, make noise, if you don't like noise, find silence.
>>689852560
>Can't view gifs
>?
>>689852712
It was always on
>>689852710
>implying your opinions matter
>>689852764
me too
>>689851867
kek, like i said i don't have a whole lot of experience with running, and the machine said to pick between 1-20mph so i was like "maybe i could do like, half of whatever they have at max" and little did i know i was dead wrong
>>689852034
kek as i found out! i was on the treadmill like "ok here we go...gettin a little faster but im good....ok now im sprinting.....OK FUCK STOP"
>>689852052
>not getting yelled at by nazi koko
probably gonna an hero myself tbh. But i dunno, i love the uniform. Germany was definitely stylin on all the other countries as far as uniforms go.
>>689852508
not mine my dude
>>689852590
Mumei claim haha im just on my friends comp checking out his folder haha he's letting me play overwatch for the first time.
>>689852804
>>689850751
There's hardly a reason for you to be. She does not come around much, though she will sometimes make a claim. Besides, our interactions were quickly moved off-site and have stayed out, for the most part.
>>689851254
>just an hour that I didnt need to be at work for and generally just poor health
Nothing major, but still quite unpleasant. I am fairly familiar with this situation, especially recently. That sounds rather stressful, though family duties are what they are.
>>689852950
Thems some dank memes.
>>689852868
Koko puffs
>>689852868
You have to think, CARS go 20 miles per hour. You can ride a bike that fast going DOWN a hill.
>Future refrence, walk is 3, run is 6, sprint is 9. And not everyone can do a 9 mph sprint
I do an 8.5 sprint before falling back, also treadmills are shit for real running, just saying.
I hate running so god damn much.
I'm so afraid
>>689852658
Not by taking my precious virginity
>>689852769
What are running a calculator with dos
>>689852769
idk. whats new with you
>>689853060
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>>689853168
And its my niece. I still cant say no. Health is a personal thing I need to address. All I can do is wait though, until my medication takes effect.
>>689851702
>Starting out with 10mph.
Kek. Hey well now you know, I'd just stick with 6. Been awhile since I've used the treadmill honestly. Can't remember my max.
I've never faced that problem before, maybe it's because my training isn't primarily weights. Should ask the bro about that one.
>>689852052
Haha, it's what we do.
>K E K
Everyone's a hypocrite :^)
Plus I ain't letting that happen m8.
>The linked you followed may be broken.
>>689852514
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M32Yhc55HM
>>689853427
Powers Transfer by semen
>>689853427
A data capped phone, so yeah.
>>689853449
Nothing, just chilling. Got work in 14 hours.
>>689852133
You'll know when you have your shipmate
>>689852229
That is not okay.
Oh so it's like /b/Rosa for /b/, /fit/tizens for /fit/, /fa/gs for /fa/ and so on?
>>689852236
>
With all other these adorable art, its hard to see she's a villain
>>689852280
I was fucking with you lol
>>689852514
Whoops sorry. Hotaru is another anon who doesnt like jojo
>>689852560
(You)
>>689851958
>>689852712
>>689852804
>>689853060
These legs UNFF
>>689852868
Yo the nazi uniforms are honestly one of the sexiest uniforms I've seen. But them marine dress blues with blood sripe
>>689853168
Ah
>>689853651
Fair enough lol. Lemme try again
https://www.instagram.com/p/BGYh_P7vRN5/
>>689853919
Agreed. She's just there to be waifu material.
>>689853576
>
>>689852868
It's better than my first time on a treadmill
>be me
>think I'm top shit
>put the treadmill to 12 mph without any build up
>FACEPLANT.jpg
>>689853919
It's just getting started
gonna hit image limit within 10 minutes
>>689853919
More like "amerifats" "britbongs" and "sandniggers" but yeah.
>>689853189
Thanks man I hope you noticed I rolled in on a couple dubs ;)
>>689854138
>
You know that I have far less material then you.
With GATE being released 2 years ago and the FATE series being around for 7 or so.
>yet Im still matching you
>>689854138
>Doing the same as stepping out of a moving car.
This is why people get hurt on gym equipment!
>>689853675
Im not buying it
>>689853714
That sucks
>>689853919
NO
(You)
>>689853919
Why would you do that...
>Yep, guess it's finally time to get a new speaker. This filing cabinet doesn't sound even half as good.
>>689853919
oh, I dont really like any memes to be fair.
I was ok with pepe, but the shit is getting obnoxious now.
>>689853651
i aint even clickin that
>>689854577
>Filing cabinet doesn't sound good
Wat?
>>689853714
where do you work?
>>689854388
>not even a quarter of the way through this folder
Running low already?
>>689854568
No I'm srs
Thats how i got my powers
>>689854752
Ruby Tuesdays.
>>689853284
dude, i feel like your waifu would fit in perfectly with my waifu's posse. That being said she was one of my fav characters.
>>689853375
>CARS go 20
then why is that even an option on a treadmill! haha i was so confused the whole time. Probably not gonna do cardio again really, just stick to strength training, thats what im more into anyways.
>>689853651
>6
kek, thats even a bit too much for me, i was mainly doing it as something different since i don't usually do cardio but im probably not gonna do it again.
>ask the bro about that one
who?
>>689853919
fuckin truuu, marine dress blues are sharp AF, i remember learning though that one of the reasons the nazis did so poorly in russia was because the uniforms were so shitily designed for cold. They had a good design, then Hitler said they were ugly so they changed it to something more stylish but shit at keeping them warm
>>689854138
fuckin kek, you faceplanted? why didn't you just step to the side nigga?
Daily reminder that Mr.Hands make the best puns. Hands down
Absolutely no one can outrun Emi. No one
It is impossible to lurk harder than Vigil.
Your life sucks. Drop out
Anyone can fall asleep better than galko. Even people who have family with stage 4 cancer.
No one has a more punchable smug face than Shinoa
Holstaur has the greatest milk. Fuck any other dairy cow.
Daily masturbation is healthy
Praise the sun
>>689854829
Nope.
Just need to single out the legs.
>
>>689854949
I'm not going to be posting anymore tonight. I should already be asleep. Good night everyone
>>689854949
Hand is gone you retard he died
>>689855005
Damn that's a good pic haha dem legs
>>689854884
I'm a dumbass that's why
>>689855005
Good
>>689854724
My speaker has a rubber bottom that can stick to flat surfaces kinda, and it kinda can resonate with them. I used the old filing cabinet in such a way that it acted as a sub-woofer pretty much. Made the music MUCH louder and sound better overall. This new one is much more rigid, and sounds... not very good.
>>689854852
Dude i think you got lied to and was givin the fake shit
>>689853919
Damn straight. Desperate times, desperate measures.
>https://www.instagram.com/p/BGYh_P7vRN5/
This meme will never get old to me.
>>689854642
Maybe this'll clam you down
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-_O7nl0Ii0
>>689854884
That's around the average but you do you. Kek, I was referring to your in law.
>>689854884
Because stupid pepole do stupid stuff at 20 miles per hour.
>Honestly no idea why.
>Talking about marine stuff.
>Mandatory Ooh-Rah.
>>689855244
Oh wow, smart and unfortunate.
>>689855185
>you merely adopted /waifu/ legs
>I was born to Yume
>moulded by the anon
>I didnt post lewds until I was already a man
>>689854884
>>689853284
What posse?
The manly waifu posse?
>>689854871
ive never eaten there
>>689855408
>>689855413
>the panty shot included
thats cheating
>>689855393
Time to start looking at new speakers. This one still works wonderfully for how small it is, but I want my wub wub dammit!
>>689855457
Savage
>>689855499
They got some good stuff. I recommend the pastas or flat breads.
>>689855753
probably wont go to one. dont really have a reason
>>689855457
3savage5me
Alright guys I'm going to the sleep
>overwatch is awesome I played like 4 games :D
>>689855344
U r a cute
>>689855703
Wub addiction.
>First sign of rave addiction.
>>689855866
Understandable, if you ever do, try the apple flat, expensive. But our best dessert.
>>689854071
She IS waifu material. Imagine coming home and she brings you some food with a gentle smile
>>689854138
I wouldn't mind that
>>689854197
Whoops! My bad
>>689854568(you)
>>689854577
Milinda calls me a bully but I'm a tease~
>where to buy filling cabinet speakers?
>>689854642
Look up garlic bread. My favorite meme
>>689854884
Kek hitler fucked up on designs. He also fucked up on letting his men attack Russia in the winter. Just like Bonaparte, history repeats
>>689854949
>>689855049
>both 49
HOW
Night
>>689855362
Have this one too by same poster
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFIYj2EvRKR/
Do you even classic song?
https://youtu.be/kzTQ9fjforY
next, you're going to say "that's the name of the song? I've been looking everywhere for it"
>>689855631
Kyouko.
>>689855681
Something something money
>>689855362
ahhh i see, i mean, i could DO 6, but not for more than like a minute max, i dunno, im pretty slow kek
>referring to the in law
AH i see, i got confused lol
>>689855393
right?
>talking about marine stuff
bruh, both of my sisters are dating marines and every now and then they get like this weird chat goin on that only they know. Once it was pretty funny cus they both were talking about this guy that, i suppose, was lying about being in the military and they were heated like no other
>>689855185
kek, aren't we all my dude
>>689855457
i mean, yeah pretty much kek although i don't think my waifu is all that manly
>>689856209
Bully!
>Mine is an iHome iBT66. Very small, but surprisingly loud. I get comments on it all the time, and one guy even offered me $20 for it.
>>689856177
would you hand make it for me?
>>689856209
>Shiro
>>689856371
Luv u hunny
>>689856501
>inb4 'muh heresy'
It's for when other Shiro gets on.
>>689856209
Hitler fucked up alot of things towards the end. But its ok, he'll always be my fuhrer, or so my gma told me growing up
>koko
Bang
>>689856209
>Imagine coming home and she brings you some food with a gentle smile
I would be really happy about that.
>>689856650
Hey Shirobro.
The usual.
>>689856787
Lazy spike?
>>689856371
Slept well?
>>689856696
I did Nazi That coming
Anne Frankly, That made me fuhrerious
>been a couple minutes since last Rory post
Did she fall asleep?
>Tohsaka
>>689856477
Hooooooooly fuck that pisses us off to no end. It's called stolen valor, I was talking a bit about it earlier. Pretty sure it pisses off anyone in the service and vets.
But yeah, that's just jargon, military speak and all that. they were probably discussing work, guns, or stupid shit people did.
>>689856495
It's easy to make, just need a few things.
>>689855362
I actually like that song.. always have
>>689856209
I'm just not going to do that Shinoa.
also are me and Mugi shipped or was that an elaborate ruse
Miho claimed
>>689856171
I now
But am i cuter pink or silver
>>689856209
(Me)
>>689856477
Play me csgo
>>689856209
Lel, seen it before. I've watched way to many dank meme compilations for my own good.
HA, jokes on you. I actual knew that piece.
>Bully
>Tease
Yeah those are pretty accurate.
>>689856477
That's why you have to work your way up. So then you can do it for 10 minutes max kek. Eh everyone has a strong suit though.
Kek, it's all good.
>>689857317
Well shit.
>>689856829
Anything of interest going on for you Seaport?
>>689856909
Roll.
>>689856936
No.
>>689857337
Shoo
>>689855681
No its not. Its a leg focused shot.
>>689857594
Galko.
>>689857561
Same as always then.
>>689857337
Hello Miho.
>>689857238
i dont think someone has hand made me anything in forever
>>689857626
>>689852560
fuck this. grand theft waifu. please god give me trips.
>>689857389
Still want to fuk u m8
>>689857686
Kyouko.
>>689857626
>Legs?
>>689857626
>leg focused
>>689857557
Not much, really. Just having a relaxed time on my PC.
>>689857856
reroll
>>689857018
ooohhhh myyyy goooodddd
>>689857238
kek, yeah i don't remember if they actually confronted him or not, we were at a wedding and they didn't really wanna make a fuss but they were still mad. And i can usually tell the overall tone of the convo whether its talking about some punk or guns or whatever, but its still pretty funny to listen to their jargon.
>>689857389
i'll AWP you mid dust 2 right off the gate m8
>>689857542
kek, thats true, but i dunno, im not really into speed kinda things, i figure if im gonna be big, i might as well be strong nam sayin?
>>689857844
>>689857735
That's sad m8, I love making pasta, so I'd make that for you if I could.
>>689857931
>>689857949
oh shit nice legs
>koko
>>689857561
>kisses
>>689857686
Hello
>>689858107
>>689857856
No go fuck yourself mate
>>689857869
No im going to try and be a god
>>689857949
>>689857626
That was the wrong one
>Gotta chose one i know doesnt have fake come on it
>>689857985
Then get on it mate
>>689857561
I'm quite curious, what're you going to do if you actually get the roll?
>>689858197
>>689856487
Welcome to the club, pretty boy idol
>>689856501
Love em
>>689856696
Kek such a great leader messing up that bad should consider suicide. Oh wait...
>>689856829
With that apron too! And soft spoken or a strong confident one
>>689857317
:/
It was a prank just to mess with him. You'll know which your shipmate is
>>689857337
Still thinking of one
>>689857542
Memes are consuming my normie humor
FUCK!
Join the club too. Your princess and pretty boy idol is in it :^)
>>689857594
Galky
.
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>689858080
no its ok
whats up virgins?
>>689858372
Soft spoken. It makes me feel more like at home that way.
>>689858413
The pizza boy's dick when she got knocked up by him
>>689858372
Good night
>>689858265
>rattle rattle
>>689858320
>>689858372
Goodnight friend. I wish the same to you.
>>689858413
Nothing much, tired. How about you?
>>689858372
Have a goodnight (you)
>moka
>>689858372
Night Shinoa
>>689858617
>>689858372
Night Bully!
>>689858413
Sup Mavis.
>>689858252
nice panty shot mr krabs
>>689858372
kek goodnight shinoa! sleep well :)
>>689858572
>Rattle rattle
Hey Miho. How goes?
>>689858372
Goodnight!
>>689858265
Who knows.
Im probably going to make you kill yourself.
Roll.
>>689857985
Yeah they had the sense to let it go that time. You should see some of the shit people do to those kinds of people. >They're lucky if they just get an earful.
Most people will kick them out of where they are, if theyre in a uniform they'll force them out of it, and in some cases they'll just beat the fuck out of them. Cops will let it happen too.
>>689858393
I would if I could!
I've got work in a bit so.I'm off to bed!
>>689858759
Ok i guess just got up.
>>689858893
night
>>689857985
If that's what you're shooting for then hell yeah by all means focus on that first.
>>689858372
It's hard trying to balance it.
Get fucked m80.
You're a cheeky smug, you know what? Anyways, sleep tight mang.
>>689858617
Human biology be damned I'm about to pass out at my laptop. I concede.
>>689857389
>>689857389
>>689857389
(You) night now
>>689858868
Sounds about right.
Well good luck
>>689858941
I just woke up too. Probably will have to take a nap later, too. Oh well.
>>689858893
>>689859243
Night to yall too
clmd
>>689859243
I have an unfair advantage then, its 5pm here.
>>689859578
Stln
>>689859461
Ghey
>>689859390
I just be up like i was yesterday.
>>689859824
The private IRC of anti waifu
>>689859937
Add me nigga
>>689859801
Was a worthy fight none the less
Going to bed now
>Tohsaka
>>689858372
>was a prank
IT WAS JUS A PRANK BRO CHILL
>>689857542
jokes on u niggro
I actually like Rick Astley.
>>689860047
Yeah.. no.
>>689860132
fucking elitist scumbags
>>689860242
that's what you get for being a newfag
tehee~
>>689860242
and you are probably a spy
>>689860504
Is not image limit yet you newfag
Goddamn early bakes.
>>689860605
Thought it would be by the time it was posted oldfag
>>689860682
Accidental
>>689860783
Not.
>>689860783
''Accidental''
>>689860783
Just bake when the thread hits 151 images.
why
Claimed.
>>689860960
Save us from these Canadians Hank.
>>689861076
Don't leave maple syrup lying around.
