One of these threads
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Only purple and blue are acceptable. Too far down on purple is ancapistan. Too far up with blue and you're retarded.
>>689844095
Bump
>>689844632
Found the commie
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>>689844632
What a faggot.
>>689844632
Is this you?
>>689844095
Cuck
>>689844095
I love me some freedom, familia
>>689846314
You're God Damn right.
>>689845782
He's right though.
>>689846459
Are you sweatin' yet?
This is now an Ancap thread, all others can leave (voluntarily)
>>689847100
Kill yourself. You can't give heroin to five year olds.
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>>689846459
I guess I'm not very unique.
Did anyone else realize taking this test how fucking incoherent our definitions of left and right are? I mean, I know that's why the y-axis is added but a lot of these questions seem unbelievably dumb. But when I think about them, I have no trouble believing they actually do reflect things about the political opinions of some people.
https://youtu.be/76frHHpoNFs
This is as libertarian as I can get. I fucking hate the idea of having open borders and letting filth flood my country.
>>689844095
You can use this chart to interpret your results
I'd get along with a -10 left before a +1 authoritarian tbh.
What do you think I care about?
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Z
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Chillin with Gandhi
>>689848018
Your problem is that you see it as your country. Nationalism is a plague that is used to inspire dictatorship.
>>689848296
you're way more liberal than Ghandi
>>689848067
This is pretty damn accurate.
I agree with what I got
>>689848772
I don't like you.
Go kill yourself, This is a libtard free zone
Up vote if u agree
>>689848437
>Being patriotic and loving my country is a bad thing.
Just because I love the country I live in doesn't mean I'd support it if a dictator took over or if it went and started bombing some country for no reason. I put strongly disagree for the "I'd always support my country, whether it was right or wrong." question, just so you know.
>>689848502
Ted Nugent is ultra anti-drug wtf.
>>689849242
Likewise, SJWs really ought to be on the authoritative side almost by definition.
>>689849242
Dude, natural highs, lmao
>>689848437
holy shit, i'm seeing this on /b/ of all places, this makes me happy.
>>689844095
move over faggots
>>689849614
OUTDOOR LIFE WILL GIVE YOU A NAT *HITS BLUNT* URAL HIGH BROOOO
D.A.R.E.!!!!1!!!
Where are all of my fascists and nationalist capitalists?
>>689849819
Me and you are close to ghandi, right?
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>>689850680
Found the Neo-Republicans
>>689850803
Nationalist, traditionalist, with economic freedom here.
r8
>>689850909
>Found everyone retarded enough to have the Political Compass apply to their politics
>>689850859
Thought id have been more to the left, and 1-2 units down tbh
>>689850960
where to get this?
>>689844361
How did I do?
Pretty based Freeman amiright?
btw econ major and work.
>>689850803
you don't own anyone, therefore they cant be "your" anything.
>>689851348
Hitler
>>689850960
This is what getting all your politics from /pol/ memes looks like.
>>689851257
:^)
>>689851726
ayy lmao
>>689851348
SIEG HEIL
>>689851194
Bernie Sanders supporter, am I right?
>>689851726
Found Max Stirner.
No, I'm not a socialist, communist, or anything of the like.
>>689851698
Economics can't truly be understood without knowing ecology first.
>>689852102
don't care for bernie, shillary, or donald
seems about right.
>consider yourself communist
>everything about the compass is retarded
>>689853730
Well it was created by American libertarians, after all.
Huh
Eh, at least the questions were easy to follow
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>>689848502
Thank you anon.
>>689851348
HEIL
Let the ultimate butthurt begin.
>>689847330
Another Ghandi reporting in.
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>>689849180
>Just because I love the country I live in doesn't mean I'd support it if a dictator took over or if it went and started bombing some country for no reason
How did America react when you went to war in Iraq and Afghanistan? Bush wasn't even a dictator.
>>689853141
Fucking degenerate
>>689855788
Finland? Netherlands? Where are you from?
>>689856107
B-b-but they said it was to protect our freedoms! We like freedoms!
>>689855788
Holy fuck
>>689856266
triggered :^)
>>689855788
Hey, we're neighbors! Howdy comrade neighbor!
>>689856398
Yeah, right.
The whole war was/is the equivalent of burning down your house to find your keys.
>>689855788
>politikaluri kompasi
any chance happen to know about Pale Blue Jadal or any Left Communists?
>>689856334
Georgia. The country, not the american state.
Too drunk. Sorry, nigga.
>>689856601
Also your keys are imaginary
My newest result. Use to be higher and a bit more to the left. Still purple though.
>>689848502
SJW'S Are Mostly Authoritarian
>>689856946
Cool.
>>689857004
Shhhh, i need the hope of finding my keys to justify burning down my neighbors house later.
Some of the questions are retarded. There should be a "neither" answer
>>689844095
I've been a centrist for about as long as I could remember.
Sanders would be proud
>>689857659
True, all the stuff in the world does belong to us. Who does that guy think he is, having stuff that we want?
>>689857833
agreed there, the bias is overwhelming at times
>fales premises and assumptions made
>>689848502
yeah so fuck you i'm a proud degenerate
>>689847265
You can do that now, it's just illegal
>>689850960
>Modernism 5%
I'll say! More like bronze age-ism, amirite?
>Agricultural sector subsidized
Why am I not surprised? I guess welfare is only for hard-working white farmers who can't compete in the global free market.
>>689856815
Nope. I'm part of the few "poor people who are climbing the social ladder", so for the last years i've been seing petty-bourgeois mostly. Those who are on the left side are either american style liberals or closet authoritarian communists.
>>689859712
>closet authoritarian communists
Tankies exist irl? I'd think anyone still interested in socialism would at least know something about it.
>>689860112
They just don't want to admit that they're tankies. But yeah, some of them regret Stalin and blame the fall of USSR on Khroutchev and Gorbatchev.
>>689848557
I'm proud of that, Gandhi needs to get on my level.
>>689861021
I understand why Lenin believed that a period of state capitalism was necessary to develop the Russia's future proletarians, but I don't understand how anyone could think that Stalin or especially his successors had any intention of restarting the socialist revolution in the event of a sufficiently advanced prolatariat.
>>689848772
mein neger
>>689850803
mein neger
>>689861709
As other posts went:
>Soviet collectivisation was industrialisation, analogously to the Industrial revolution
>Its brutality was not unnoticed by other Bolshevik statesmen but it was recognised as a necessary evil in the absence of a pro-Bolshevik Germany/Europe in order to deal with the underdeveloped peasant hellhole Russia was then
>He didn't kill tens of millions. He had certainly ordered NKVD manueovers that mass-murdered people in every field and position in society as well as older and younger colleagues in the Communist Party and minorities, which I think scholarly analysis puts at around a million deaths.
>Collectivization was basically industrialization which displaced populations and heightened mortality counts.
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>>689857833
Congratulations! You guys are not retards!
>>689863179
driveby bullshit
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>>689844095
ayy my nig we are extremely similar in political views
How'd i do
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>>689863226
An unregulated market leads to disorder in the populace. Prove me wrong libtards.
>>689844095
Rate
>>689864272
cuck Hitler
>>689864272
Facist
>>689864184
only if death is against human nature, newfaggg
>>689864118
You just won.
NEW TEST: http://politics.beasts.org/scripts/survey
My results
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>>689847806
milton friedman is OP as fuck
>>689864383
Libtards can't even communicate. Why don't you tell us about how the environmental crisis is going to solve it's self?
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>>689863459
bazinga... or somthin
godlike status
>>689865134
Hahaha!
>>689865490
edge lord
>>689865718
I just believe in drugs being legalized and some healthcare
Interesting/ thoughts? Anyone want to guess which country I am from?
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>>689849819
My moderate left brothers
This is me >>689865946
>>689863143
No, no - I get all that. I'm just not convinced that Soviet leaders had any intention of transitioning to socialism after the completion of a state capitalist industrialization program. I think they became the state capitalist ruling class, and had as little intention of giving up economic power as private Western capitalists would (well, perhaps not quite so bad as private capitalists).
>>689866345
some shithole in Europe
>>689866441
wrong, but good guess I see where you're coming from. which one was your chart?
wewlad
>>689848502
Living the American Dream I guess
>>689864272
If you're Canadian, Conservative Harper fag.
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>>689866928
American Democrat?
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>>689865490
good shit
>>689867105
nope
>>689844095
Rate me, /b/ros
>>689867348
Forgot picture, kek
>>689865111
>the environmental crisis.
i see you fall for the same chicken little bullshit that most leftists fall for, good on you.
itll make it easier to control you when they are able to enact their top down collectivist dystopia.
non ameri fag here. Where would trump fall on this scale? Top right blue?
>>689867516
>the rich who have all the power and control told me the left is going to seize all the power and control
Good thing you're too smart to be fooled!
>>689867948
yea, all the way in the top right corner
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>>689868652
obama in the libertarian right quadrant...
>>689868652
Why is Obama in the libertarian corner? Kek
>>689868446
thanks mr cat
How'd I do familia?
idk what I am
>>689869375
An edge lord
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>>689868913
It's the heads.
>>689869375
Latte sipping liberal who lives or wants to live in the city. Probably in your late teens or 20s. And has dreams about changing the world. That or you want to legalize weed.
how close am I?
>>689844095
Clone?
>>689869868
He's probably freaked out about how accurate that was. Kek
>>689856624
Hello friend
Looks like im one of the only sane people here..
>>689870505
Nah, you're a faggot centrist that can't make up his mind
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>>689870505
I'm close to you
>>689861391
Gross.
>>689850803
I should be in charge
>>689870505
>fence sitting
>>689844095
I thought myself to be pretty Libtardarian, but aparently not.
>>689869868
Right except for the idealism. I'm on 4chan after all, I know there's no hope for change. Legalize it!
Seems legit.
What am I?
>>689844095
I don't know much about politics but what does this make me?
>>689861391
WTF is wrong with you?
>>689870582
Better to be a centrist than a radical partisan
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>>689869868
same, except I hate Latte and think there can be positive change through politics.
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>>689855788
Thanks Noam
Lol am i authoritarian or libertarian????
>>689871747
neither
>>689871747
You're a socialist
>>689871316
If this is real, you are as degenerate as they get. Wow
>>689848502
So im a ron paul fanboy jew?
>>689848437
>>>689848018
>Your problem is that you see it as your country. Nationalism is a plague that is used to inspire dictatorship.
Okay fine. I hate seeing xpeople prone to committing crimes entering a cou try illegally, and gennerally lowering the quality of life there.
Get the fuck out of here with your identity politics. Language is nowhere near as important as you think it is, whats a million times more important is intent.
>>689871704
>ifunny memes
kys
>>689871936
I have no idea what it means. Does this make me a liberal or something?
>>689872384
Probably that you are an ancap
idk because IRL there really isnt any Liberal libertarian group
Yeah, this sums it up.
Also, as a Technocrat/commie/environmentalist, this chart makes no sense to me.
Bunch of "hey, I just got into politics" type questions.
>>689872384
More of a dude weed anarcho Liberal
>>689872802
Welcome to /b/ Ghandi
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>>689872508
>green quadrant
>ancap
>>689872785
>anarcho liberal
>anarcho
>liberal
Fucking hell, I swear people here get dumber every year
>>689873014
was shitty attempt at a joke
>>689873014
Wat
Unite fellow communists
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>>689873014
Google anarcho liberal you fucking faggot
>>689848296
Nuke shit all over the world
>>689873014
It is a legit thing
>>689861391
Good job comrade
>>689851348
Sieg heil, mein freund
>>689873363
You'd have to be a seriously pathetic faggot to call a knock-off of late 18th century classical liberalism "anarcho liberalism". That's like trying to tell your friends that, no really, Christian Rock is cool too.
Anyway, green quadrant = ancap means you don't know shit about anything, really. Read a book, etc.
>>689853378
Seems about left
>>689858243
Putin, is that you?
>>689861391
Cyka Blyat, Comrade Stalin!
>>689864184
True dat, Fidel
>>689864272
Putin
>>689874097
Hey look! Another anarcho liberal!
>>689863179
faggot
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>>689871316
My people
I finally made it, moved left one square and up a tad bit
Disregard these brainwashed hacks diluted with a sense of a proud nation that doesn't even exist but can exist through manipulation, exposure, and purging.
>degenerate status
>>689874354
Wow, you must be an anarcho fascist! Shame!
Guess I'm just another liberal that loves guns and wants SJWs to stop making us look like retards
>>689873014
>it is a legit thing faggot
No dude I get it. Anarchism and being a liberal. I see where you're coming from. And, no, these others probably have some stupid idea of what it means too. But the practices and economics of a liberal belief system (with considerably less emphasis on the economics than those personal rights) put into place in a stateless society is what you need to understand. Either way, yeah you're right. These fucbois and edgelords will be producing offspring some day.
And what I try to understand is how it's possible that any system of politics can be beneficial for any people if things like religion and money weren't taken as seriously as they are. All off these systems have worked in the past at one point or another, until war and corruption and shit would happen and revolts and collapses were those effects of people just as stupid as the rest of /b/
>>689849860
fuck off degenerate
>>689874629
No, I'm a libertarian monarchist. Get my terms right.
>being in red or blue
filthy authoritarian scum
>being hard green
filthy idealist scum
>being purple or only slightly green
good job, scum
>>689875561
>Monarchist
Holy shit you're a fucking moron. Didn't know fucks like you still existed. Kek
>>689876297
Time to join the real revolution, comrade - from before it was taken over by a state capitalist ruling class.
I believe an overseer should always be there to make sure a person is doing the right thing .
>>689876419
Hey! You'll be sorry when Queen Victoria returns to show us all the way to financial freedom through get-rich-quick schemes. You'll probably cry and shit remembering how wrong you were, but I still won't let you into my Ayn Rand reading group.
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>>689872340
Actually thinking you can use emotion and empathy to gain support and sympathy
>pure bullshit
Admit it, you've never met someone from another country but you know what news program tells the truth.
>>689876427
Yes goyim.... Socioeconomic classes are for the unprogressive..... Let us take care of your property!
>>689871283
an idiot
>>689877205
>believing in the boogeyman provided by the rich
Good thing you're too clever for them, eh?
>>689863179
mmmm
>>689844361
Kill yourself faggot. Too far up blue is fine, Too far down purple and you're an autistic fuck.
>>689877252
faggot no die.
>>689877558
>Too far up blue is fine
>>689877783
Explain how it isn't? And how too far up blue isn't infinitely better than too far down purple.
>>689877558
>Too far up blue is fine,
Maybe if you hate yourself
Fascist
>>689878176
Yes bro , yes
>>689844095
Stop oversimplifying politics.
>>689877889
libercuck detected
>>689847265
Topkek when it get's prescribed on a daily basis.
>>689877864
Because authoritarianism is inversely correlated with intelligence
>>689878520
You didn't even give a real, citable answer, you dumb libertarian cuck. Have fun with a mental disability.
>>689878459
Using someone's face as sense of fashion.
Get it? Fascism?
Most of y'all are either closest to Hilldawg or Sanders
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>>689850960
>Science, 4%
LOL
kill yourself
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>>689844095
Commie coming in
>>689850960
What program makes this format
How is this?
>>689848296
Fuck Ghandi
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>>689848502
Idiot. Anarchists aren't right wing.
>>689872499
this.
>>689879183
communist are actually very authoritarian, you are closer to collective anarchy
>>689879455
Yeah it's by definition extreme liberalism lol
>>689848502
anarchist = right????
WTF men
>>689848067
Kill yourself libertarian cuck. Die.
>>689879542
>authoritarian
>mfw anarkids have distorted what communism is that much
Commies don't believe in a state
>>689844095
Hi there
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>>689878755
delete system32 immediately
>>689879669
Aha! You must not be American. French?
>>689879542
>communism
>no state
>authoritarian
wut
>>689847100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38K9X5PMLRU
>>689879949
I should explain: Americans think "communism" means "not 'MURICAN"
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>>689872251
hello Brother!
>>689880030
Kill yourself, commie europig.
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>>689857833
I thought you guys were supposed to be edgy contrarians but its pretty clear the consensus of 4chan matches perfectly with the consensus of the rest of the world
Guess my country
>>689879949
Thank you, someone gets it
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Hello neighbor.
>>689846302
Kill yourself edgy 12 year old nigger. Die.
>>689880198
New Zealand?
>>689880368
Meme memeself memey meme year meme memer. Meme.
you might not actually be 12 but you have the mind of a 12 year old
