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Poorly describe vidja
>whoa it's in color
>go around dungeons n shit
>turns out it's a giant fucking fish dream
Super Mario Bros. 2?
Links Awakening DX
>>689842501
Link's Awakening?
>be the man who arranges the blocks
>that descend upon me from up above
>they come down
>spin them around
>they fit in the ground like hand in glove
>>689843265
Tetris
>>689843265
Tetris 3
>the game was actually a dream
>badass cutscenes
>cool mini game
>neat summons
>lunoh lunoh
>wear spandex
>bitches whip you with their hair
>get ass kicked
>use cheat codes
>defy the laws of physics to do sick snowboard tricks
>>689843625
ssx?
>>689843590
Ninja gaiden
>>689842501
Little Nemo: Adventures in Dreamland?
>>689843712
ye boi
>"Oh, I know what the ladies like"
>>689842501
>>689842890
>>689843052
>>689843089
>>689843265
>>689843348
>>689843440
>>689843483
>>689843590
>>689843625
> Samefagging THIS hard
>>689843758
No, older
>>689843863
>15 replies
>14 posters
>Military operations forces evac from home
>take nap
>spouse dies during nap
>wander around looking for shit to fuck up
>>689843953
Actually disregard, it's not older than the original ninja gaiden.
>BLIP BLIP
>BLIP BLIP BLIP
>HYAAAH
>BLIP BLIP
>BLIP BLIP
>MISHAUN COMPRETE
>wander around a basement naked
>crying actually does solve your problems
>kill dragon
>get money and shit
>kill more dragon
>repeat until they realease a new game
>or until you fucking rage quit because Hitboxes kill you from half of the map away
>>689844084
Fallout: Shit Edition (4)
>>689842501
> Punch a crab in the stomach
> Twice
> Wait for friend to touch it
> Punch it back to life
> Watch them die
>>689844273
Super smash bros Melee
>>689844369
binding of isaac
>>689844273
Yakuza 3
> you were indicted
>>689844350
issac
>>689844425
Corrext
>>689843483
It was for the ps2
>>689844528
Mario Bros (the two player one, not the one were you rescue princess)
>>689844676
yus
>>689844699
Final Fantasy X
>>689844543
try agein bro
>>689844804
you win senpai thank you.
>>689844866
monster hunter?
>>689843858
Halo 2
>be spy
>Spanish
>parachute
>explosions
>>689844941
yu ara winrar
>>689845019
Just cause 2?
>>689845019
Just cause?
I could be completely off because I've never actually played that game but it sounds right in my head.
Get this freaking duck away from me!
>>689845019
that would be a mexican crossing USA border after Donald Trump happened
>be kid with magic powers
>dad is killed by glam rockers
>they steal from the Eye of Providence
>everyone begs you to go save the world
>'no'
>game over
>emo faggot salty over dead gf
>wants to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING
>forces marriage to create op doomsday device
>theres a black hole oh shit
>gotta go get hearts throughout dimensions
>>689844099
Double dragon
>>689845344
Super Paper Mario
>stuck in art gallery
>meet cute guy
>he almost gets raped by a doll
>>689845484
Correct
>>689844369
Monster hunter
>zombos
>stuck in mall
>take some pictures
>fuck these boss fights are hard
>but its okay cause ive covered wars, y'know
>a kingdom
>a distant something
>a key
>>689845565
yup.
>long awaited sequel to awesome franchise
>it sucks
>never see stickers the same way ever again
>>689844350
binding of isaac.
>Gingerbro is hero
>Travel the world looking for magic sword
>Fight 3 douchebags and a fortune teller
>Save your kid.
>>689845698
Brawl
>wake up
>people try to kill you
>human torch joins in
>weird guy helps
>weird guy dissapears
>find out that weird guy and you are the same guy
Wtf.jpg
>anime tits
>fiddles
>great game
>>689845828
Mgs5
>>689845828
Metal Gear Solid V: Directed by Hideo Kojima
>>689845786
Try again tourneyfag
>how hard can rocket science be?
>Get depressed
>Farm
>>689845540
Dead rising.
>>689846031
Kerbal
>>689845915
>>689846005
Ye
r e v o l v e r
o c e l o t
>>689844620
Dank souls
>Be a dickhead who lives with an old ass landlady after your dad fucking dies without your knowledge.
>Fight criminal scum with tiny action figures controlled with your mind.
>Some how get roped into saving the world from another action figure with a guy with a military fetish and a girl who's trying too hard to be Hatuse Miku.
>>689845540
Dead Rising
>world is fucked
>life is shit
>die
>die
>die
>die
>doggosword.png
>die
>die
>die
>fuck it I'm in charge now
Paper Mario Sticker Star
>>689846053
Dwarf Fortress?
>>689845698
Paper Mario sticker star
>bear
>seek
>seek
>lest
>>689846167
Dark souls
>>689846131
winrar. real talk I miss that mechanic, it made me feel good to know I made someone butt hurt.
>>689846256
Dark souls 2
>>689846381
winerino
>>689845595
Kingdom Hearts
>>689846489
winrar.
>spooky mansion
>wear spooky mask
>get ripped as fuck
>beat the shit out of everything
>>689846166
custom robo?
>damn, not here
>chillin on a ship
>final boss fucks up ship
>gotta not die
>aliens n shit
>>689846706
Splatterhouse
>>689846706
Splatterhouse
>>689846843
You win
>>689846224
Nope
>>689846319
I miss it too. 8 months for me caused so many indictments. I only played dark souls for a while and my xbox rep went so far down and I got so much hatemale about "oh wow you sure know how to press rb"
Yeah
I do in fact know how to do the same thing you're doing
"Washing pole AND sunlight blade? You're cheap"
>uses a dagger next time with slb to enrage them more
>extreme speed
>booster pads
>zero Fucks given always
>>689846710
Winrar! Surprised someone else knew the series.
>>689846256
It's badly describe a game
Not describe a bad game
>>689847034
F-Zero?
>you can fly around like a helicopter
>OR you can somersault
>pirate ship
>lava cave
>swamp
>gulch
>helicopter castle
>>689846288
awinnarisyou.jpeg
>start
>quarter circle jab
>quarter circle jab
>back
>back
>fierce
>back
>forward quarter circle fierce
>quarter circle jab
>down
>fierce
>quarter circle jab
>quarter circle jab
>quarter circle jab
>You win
>>689846053
Farmville?
>be you
>first day on the force
>deployed to wierd ass planet loaded with aliens to kill
>people apparently live here too
>meet squadmates
>all five die brutal deaths
>chose to stay and be noble as captain flees
>die
>>689847108
Winner.
>>689847034
Sanic heroes
>>689847193
Streetfighter/ tekken.
>>689842501
wow the NA SNES is fugly
>Always hungry
>Eat everyone in your way
>King of abilities
>Fuck duck king
>Eat strawberry shortcake
>>689846764
Risk of Rain
>>689847218
Nope
>only one man can unite the galaxy and fuck all the aliens
>Collect shit from trees
>Go to an island
>fuck you, stupid peacock, I'm not giving you shit anymore
>grindinggrindinggrindinggrindinggrinding
>neighbors don't do jack shit to pay for town stuff
>>689847034
F-Zero GX?
>locked in room
>hole in bathroom
>"Why the fuck not?"
>scary shit starts happening
>>689847276
KIrby.
>Raw beef
>ouch
>>689847328
Animal crossing
>>689846711
Luigis mansion
>>689846880
I know all about the hate mail. Thats a dirty combo, but I was all about the life hunt scythe. People would get so mad over the bleed damage. Good times.
>>689847276
Kirby
>>689847058
One of the only 4 games i own on the gamecube, and i wasnt even sure. Never finishednitnthough i loved it.
>>689847299
Correct
>>689847358
fzero in general but winner
>>689847401
Winner
>>689846053
Dark souls
Harvest moon
elder scrolls
>>689846711
Original mario?
>>689847408
Yep.
>>689847407
Super Meat Boy
>I jump
>I swim
>people want to play rock paper scissors with me
>>689847455
It's actually really good! Needs more recolonization by nintendo,,,,
>>689847311
"I came here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of ass"
>>689847573
Alex Kidd
>>689847438
Nope
>>689846711
SHADOW THE MOTHER FUCKING HEDGEHOG.
>>689847610
Duke nukes, but no. Friend guessed the same thing too
>>689847506
No, no, and no.
>>689846711
Shadow?
>>689847521
Nope
>punch left
>punch right
>don't get punched
>>689847640
Too easy, eh?
>not much time to save the world
>at least the bank carries over my money
>I still wanna get with that slut at the ranch
>>689847311
Mass Effect.
>>689847535
Wonrar
> wake up in a cemetery
> fight some faggot with a big pointy stick
> sell your soul
> fight a big metal dog
> fight a giant tree
> befriend an onion
> fight some magical faggot with a big hat
> fight a bunch of other shit
> fight all the faggots again in the form of one giga-faggot that changes styles every 30 seconds
> either light yourself on fire or turn the lights off
> or steal the light bulb and become a god or some shit
>>689847742
Punch Out?
>>689847692
Finally
>>689847750
Majoras Mask
>>689847742
Punch Out?
>>689847742
Punch-Out?
>>689847730
Yea
>wear football helmet
>suddenly space hero
>>689847801
girgusouls 3
>Git Gud use Duck hunt gun
>bukakke here
>bukakke there
>bukakke everywhere
>I liek my lolis with color changing hair
>also Ika Musume
>>689847833
yeye boi
>>689847765
Winrar
>have serious daddy issues
>ditch home
>go into drug tripped mind
>can't escape dad
>become an hero
>>689847750
Majora's Mask
>>689847885
I fucking read it in his voice and I knew kek
>>689847875
Nope
>>689847221
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bump
>>689847221
Halo Reach?
>>689847187
Diddy kongs quest. You forgot about the amusement park
>>689847439
Bleed and stagger
washing pole+15 with slb is 500+ dps
Wood grain ring
Armor of thorns gloves
Mask of child
High dex high end
Pissed people off so much
>>689848132
Yeperino
Ok this one is nuclear
>only still pictures
>house is scary as shit
>fuck that guys dug a grave?!
>what's this weird little girl doing here?
>oh shit, she's a fucking vampire!
>>689847221
Halo reach?
>>689847270
First one was a winrar
>3AM
>alleycuntblues
>xenomorphsewers
>immathrowthesefuckersatyou
>ohfuckdinosaurs
>captainrhino
>paintrain
>futurebrain
>ohfuckthisbitchisripped
>BLIIIIIIIIMP
>>689847906
Commander Keen, nigga.
>Lose ship because you're a bad driver.
>End up in an alternate dimension.
>WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SPIKES HERE?
>Ehh. At least I can walk on the ceilin- WAIT, THERE ARE SPIKES HERE TOO?!?
>>689848181
How in the fuck I played the first mission only.
>>689847996
My life?
>>689848269
Modern warfare 3
>>689847996
lisa
>>689848261
VVVVVVVVV?
>>689848357
YE BOI
>>689848252
Hell yeah
>>689848336
Well done
>>689847906
Commander keen
>>689846053
Stardew Valley
giant rat teabags everything in its path
>>689848376
WINRAR
>go to sleep
>walk around dreams
>get powers
>wake up
>commit suicide
>whoever designed my street is an asshole
>>689848429
Yup
>>689848425
Thanks
>BIG APPLE, 3 AM
>>689842501
>Are those the lines of Nazca
>What the fuck is this giant thing in space
>Is that a space urchin
>Oh god the meteors are expanding and contracting
>Rocks fucking everywhere
>I can see the purple expanse of space from here
>Asteroids and other shit
>Broken space wreckage keeps wrecking me
>Now space is Red? What the shit?
>Reverse Nazca lines?
>Oh god I'm going to fast
>Space germs
>The end
>>689848461
Winrar!!
> "Rust
FFA
---------------------
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>>689848578
Minecraft
>>689847742
Wii sports Boxing?
>Giant fucking toads that can shapeshift.
>Race through space to save a hot bitch from another hot bitch.
>GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING HARD.
>Ehh. At least they had the chance to meet the anamaniacs.
>be policeman
>family is kill
>vengeancemission.jpg
>mad diving skills in slow-mo
>mindfucking levels of policeman's nightmares every now and then
>>689846053
Stardew valley
>>689848740
Nope
Here's one:
>telephone lines hum
>aliens with tall heads
>lesbians on Mars!
>Face Area Rapid Transport
Mortal Kombat with jump pads
>>689848166
Do you remember when flipping havels were still a thing. That was was the best. Giant dad was pretty fucking good too.
>>689844273
SSBM Fox my nigga
>>689848760
Fighter frogs
>>689847276
kirby.
>>689848675
>Grind
>Grind
>Grind
>Afk for snack in hold
>return to find hold has been raided, and you are dead
>>689847610
Dick kick em
>>689848760
Battletoads
>>689848760
Combat Croaks
Armada Amphibians
>find babby
>show all ur friends
>you and all ur friends try to get babby home
>eat a bunch of shit along the way including psychedelic fluff
>move out to make your lifelong dream come true
>members of your family follow you
>make a harem
>the main villain of this thinks that i'm a pile of secrets.
>>689847899
One finger death punch? Or whatever it's called
>>689849018
kekd
>lol, it is indeed a horrible night to have a curse.
>>689849049
The best Nintendo game on SNES.
>slams table
>points a lot
>a religious teenager follows me around
>my nemesis is an emo faggot
>spirits 'n stuff
>>689849096
Yeeeeeeeeeeee finally
>try to stop biochemical warfare
>I am the biochemical warfare!
>>689843483
Ffx
>go to summer camp
>weird stuff happening around camp
>cob webbs
>afraid of water
>some bitch wants the d
>>689848585
Paperboy?
>>689848578
yume nikki my nigga
>Fighting game. But with girls.
>TITS
>ASS
>BOOBS
>BLACK MEN COVERED BY METAL AND SHIT
>OLD ASS FURRY WRESTELER RECLAMING HIS PRIME
>HOT ASS SKELETON MAID THAT I WANNA FUCK!
>Oh yeah, and there's a creepy nun that's made out of flesh.
>But hey, at least they gave a reason to why the cartoon character doesn't have eyes.
>>689849074
Symphony of the Night. Also, you are miserable.
>why is his wife an arm?
>>689848958
Winrar
>>689849493
SKULLGIRLS
>>689848803
Xcom obviously
>7 alcoholic midgets
>strike the earth!
>more midgets come
>eventually everyone dies
>!!FUN!!
>be 10
>GameCube
>put in game and play 1st mission
>space station tutorial
>enter station
>scan shit
>pirates aren't dead after all
>boss gives you nightmares
>blow up station and nope the fuck out of there
>"LvL up armor"
>run around
>fight cops and corruption
>accomplish nothing the whole game
Jah
Ith
Ber
>>689849570
Shovel Knight
That strike the earth part gave it away
>>689849174
Castlevania 2.
>>689849621
Gta
>>689849621
Watchdogs
>>689849058
nekopara?
>>689849380
Psychonauts
>>689849581
Metroid Prime
>>689849570
Shuvvle K'nig-it?
>>689849558
WINRAR
>>689849749
kekyea
>>689849633
diabla 2
amn ral thul
>>689849567
Nah bro
Bonus clue:
>need manual to use airplanes because this was before the Internet
>>689849581
Metroid Prime
>>689849775
Winrar
>>689848769
Max Payne
>>689849771
yeye
>>689849845
Yep
>you're made out of balls
> shoot balls
>in a space station
>friend owes you money
>space station blown up by terrorists
>YDGAF about your friend, only the money
>hunt extinct creatures
>space ship picks up their bodies
>trophy room
>>689849633
Diablo II Lod
>>689847369
Silent Hill 4
>>689849960
Vectorman
>>689849960
Vectorman.
>>689849675
>>689849782
Surprisingly, no.
>>689849570
>>689849972
Fucking had that game for DS
Forgot the name. I still have cards irl tho
Space something
>>689848605
Illusion of Gaia?
>>689849049
Yoshis island
>>689849498
Bionic commando or some shit like that
>be robot
>turn into gatling gun
>mow down people
>feel the hate in general chat
>>689849882
Bingo
>>689849972
SPECTROBES I REMBER NOW
>>689848249
>>689848603
Don't bite my style fucker! Turtles in Time.
>>689848424
Just played it a few hours ago. Bean with bacon mega-rocket! Keen enters the shadowlands! Pogo everywhere!
Timmy has died from dysentery
>pilot space ship to space port
>stick something in your ear
>crazy powers
>mario warp pipes
>>689850201
Overwatch
>>689850165
Nope. Well maybe they remade it on ds but I played it on windows 98. Wasnt space something
>>689849833
>>689849983
Winrar
>>689850311
Crusader kings 2?
>>689848603
mother fuckin NINJA TURTLES!
>2d shooter
>can choose between 3 characters.
>was based on an anime
>killer soundtrack
>lots of power ups.
>>689848844
I had a giantdad buster build. I barely remember it but it was part smough and part artorias. Obsidian greatsword. Hornet ring, ring of favor and protection, chaos pyromancy
>>689850311
Oregon Trail
>>689850017
correct
>>689850311
Oregano Trailz
>THE BABY THE BABY THE BAY
Also bonus vidya:
>matchups in this game consist of robots vs ninja monks, aliens vs. werewolfs and, boxers vs dinosaurs
>>689850311
Ford the river simulator
>"die monster you don't belong in this world".
>" it was not by my hands that i was once again given flesh, i was brought here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute."
> "tribute?! you steal men's souls, and make them your slaves"
> "perhaps the same cold be said of all religions"
> "your words are as empty as your soul, mankind ill needs a savior such as you".
> flings wine glass
> "WHAT IS A MAN?! But a miserable pile of secrets, but enough talk, have at you"
>"hahahahah.... ahh,ahh,ahh,ahh
> "play times over GRANT ME POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
>>689848578
Saints row 4?
>>689850367
Yeah. That was too easy.
>>689848919
Rust?
Day Z?
>"NOW WHAT WOULD A PLATFORM GAME BE WITHOUT PLATFORMS!?"
>>689849470
Winner
>You're a virgin, who does acid and makes a magical fairy appear who helps you fuck people.
>You can only fuck women, even if you're a girl.
>Eventually you can fuck the fairy, and even an alien and a goddess.
>But hey, at least you can spend all of their sweet sweet juices, and make them eat whole fruit right in front of you.
>monkeys
>balance
>billiards
>death match
>[E]
>>689843265
Thanks, man. Rewatching it.
>USA! USA!
>Accidentally fuck up the past
>RUSSIA! RUSSIA!
>Shoot stuff
>KYS
>You ... Win?
>>689850619
huniepop
>>689849570
Any more takers?
>>689849292
Resistance 2?
>>689850480
>What?!
>This cannot be!
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Symphony of My Rock Hard Cock <3
>THE BABY THE BABY THE BABY
Also bonus vidya:
>matchups consist of: alien vs werewolf, robot vs ninja, boxer vs dinosaur
>>689850670
Super monkey ball or something like that
>>689850463
Metroid Other M
no idea about the bonus tho
>>689850715
Winrar.
>>689850557
BUBSYYY
>>689849570
>>689850725
Dorf Fort
>>689850170
Nope.
Here's a hint, it involves an alien invasion.
>>689849292
Prototype?
>>689849217
Phoenix wright
>>689849217
Easy
Apollo justice?
>>689850670
Super monkey ball
>>689849960
VECTORMAN YEEEEEBOIIII
>>689850873
Ding ding ding
>>689849570
Dude! Lord of the Rings, right?
>>689850712
An underrated game called Singularity.
>cat
>platforms
>What could possibly go wrong?
>spreadsheets
>>689850738
yasssssssssssssss, winrar betchhhhhhhhhhhh
> I died
> a lot
> it is not dark souls
>>689850919
Yes.
>>689850932
Close, except the girl following me around would be a magician.
>>689851058
Excel
>>689851050
Cat-tastrophy
>>689851058
EVE
>>689851050
Cat Mario?
>cars
>not one motherfucker in an online lobby can make a turn without crashing
>raceboy77
>>689851050
syobon action?
>>689849581
Metroid Prime,
>>689851033
Winrar
Also check'd
>>689850417
Hard corps uprising?
>>689851050
Castle Cat because I don't want to mention the real answer and risk summoning him or something.
>>689849972
Carnivores?
>no one knows how to win the game
>click
>*phew*
>click
>lose
>NGC
>Bug
>puzzle
>electricity
>>689851195
Yes
>>689851364
Minesweeper
>>689851364
minesweeper
>>689842501
>stupid hick town lol
>woah light kills them
>wow i was a dick to my family
>david fucking lynch town
>>689845728
no one got this huh? hint: weird but fun ds remake
>>689851261
Nope, but here's another hint:
>it was based on the anime "area 88"
>>689851450
>>689851466
Got em
>>689850863
Winrar
Bonus hint: fighting game
>BUMMER.WAV
>>689851364
Minecraft, except there is a way to win, and you just gotta git gud.
>>689850444
Winrar
And checked
