Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed
>>689789096
>>689788999
Random means anything goes after all.
>This Place Is A Sewer With Flower Patches Along The Way.
Penny Claim~
If I roll trips this is a spiderman thread.
>claim
Anyone else also been getting only fade captcha and nothing else?
>>689789096
best suit girl claimed
going to bed now, all this confusion didn't help my tiredness.
>>689789278
Fuck, not even close.
I CLAIM THE IRON THRONE FOR MYSELF!
Akiko claimed
>>689785331
>Demonz
>How friendly do ya wanna get~
I am not a hugboxing faggot but thanks for the open invitation
I'm gonna hang around the drawthreads for a while, taking requests, polishing my skills. I haven't drawn for too long
>tfw I can't draw anime
>>689789326
I had that for a while, it was fucking annoying.
>>689789326
I get grass constantly. And I'm red-green color blind...
What happend in the war?
Was someone hurt?
>>689789324
CUTE
C
U
T
E
QOTT: When are you going to just pay a whore and lose your virginity?
>>689789515
IED, took out one or two waifus, can't identify the bodies... pretty fucked up man.
>>689789006
spiderman plEASE
>>689789049
Nope, don't do the glasses, they issue you new ones and have rules on.what kind you can have.
>>689787334
>What do you mean, friend? I'm not very smart. Do you think you could explain?
First of all you are smart, don't talk down about yourself like that. <3
Second, what I meant was I don't believe the two communities will ever merge, I think what happened to day will eventually die down and we'll all go are separate ways. Sure we might get some new additions here and there but I believe because each thread is different most people will be content with the thread their currently associated with, because it's the thread where they can express themselves and feel comfortable doing so in a kind of same interest environment.
I mean I like demonz, he's a funny guy but the drawthread doesn't seem to hold allegiance to 1 draw person, so If one goes astray I don't think the others would care to much. They just seem a bit......rowdy ya know.
This is just my opinion though. <3
Sorry for the text wall.
>>689789628
When I don't wanna live anymore.
>>689789278
How's your day been, spidey?
>>689789258
It sure is, how've you been?
>>689789324
I'm gonna shorten it to b1g2f megu
I think you can figure out what it means lol.
How're you doing?
>>689789326
>fade captcha and nothing else
I'm so sorry lmao, are you okay besides that?
>>689789515
I broke all four of my legs
>>689789656
Ay lewdbro
Post happy kyouko dancing gif
>>689789711
blah blah blah old man something
Tohsaka claimed
>>689789823
Could had been better, but overall it was okay.
>claim
>>689789823
Pretty good, a bit busy setting up the new hardware we got.
>So tired
I wish I could garden right now, but its raining, so in two hours or so I'm gonna shower and hit the sack, until then Stardew Valley and They Might Be Giants~
How bout you?
>>689789909
>Dusty old bones, full of green dust.
>>689789628
you're mom is too busy man
>>689788925
>Rattle rattle
>>689788999
>Check
Got it.
D.va <3
Best German CV Claimed
And now before i gonna sleep
SHOW ME YOUR WARFACE
>>689789823
Finally decided to pick up Deadman Wonderland manga, must say I'm very satisfied so far. The anime left out 36 chapters of content. I've probably got about seven new pictures also from just reading about 5 chapters now.
>>689790116
That joke is so fucking funny man, so funny that it made me kill myself.
>> 689789049
Probably a full week this time, last I was there it was only 2 days and I was sick for both of them.
I want to brush up on my nep speak before I go back.
>>689790155
>
>>689790155
Does this count?
>>689789999
o shit man
>>689789999
kek
>>689789096
Heyo guys
>>689790155
>>689789750
Is it the same for the canadian army? :o
If so, that's great news!
>>689789823
Alright
I get the idea kek
I'm doing fine, my legs are kill tho, haven't felt that way since forever!
What about you, headtowel?
>>689789909
Old men please money for rin
>>689790388
>>689790155
>>689789999
gross
>>689789326
I switched to legacy. I type a few numbers and call it a day.
>>689788908
You forget, most of us here can't draw worth a damn. At least, I can't.
Mine's deadbeat, and trying to get him to do anything is a project.
>If it wasn't, I'd already have my damn ZX-11 in the driveway by now.
>>689789049
Nuh uh!
>>689789628
Never. I'm going for wizard status!
>>689789999
Observed.
I'll be back later today gonna play some league of legends
>>689789823
>>689790155
i have 2 REALLY good friends, and we each have a girlfriend, and those 3 girls just happen to be best friends
once, while my gf was out of town, it was me, the two guys, and their gfs at my friends place
my 2 friends each got drunk out of their minds and fell asleep
i was watching tv (mute on, i didnt want to wake them up) when i needed to go to the bathroom
on the way to the bathroom is my buddys bedroom . . . i went to the bathroom and did my business . . .
on the way back, i heard some sounds coming from the bedroom, and i thought everyone was in the tv room, so i opened the door and saw my friends' gfs naked, on the bed, fondling each other
i got the biggest hard-on in my life
i quickly tried to close the door, hoping that it wouldnt be too awkward, but they saw me, and made me come inside
at first, i tried to resist, because it would have just been REALLY awkward, but my temptations just got the best of me
they took off my shirt
i took off my pants
and we had a threesome
bj (from BOTH), doggy style, you name it
i think it went on for almost an hour
my friends and gf have NO clue
>>689790546
forgot image
>>689790546
Bye anon.
>>689790546
cute?
>>689789096
>>689790028
>>689789831
i MEAN
YOU'RE NOT WRONG
>>689790500
Mines literally never around so I actually don't know him beyond deadbeat and hardball
I do forget that though cause i assume everyone can use paint to draw something shitty
>>689790631
>>689789807
Hopefully you're right and this will all pass.
>>689790351
kitty cat cian <3
>>689790497
welcome to /b/
>>689790500
observing intensifies
>>689790631
you have no gf or friends
nice pasta
if trips kyouko get
>>689789807
Thank you very much for the explanation friend, I enjoyed reading it. Are you a draw person? Do you have a name I can remember you by?
>>689789983
What's this about? What happened?
>>689789909
Hey you said it yourself lol
Did any good in league?
>>689790015
I'm just enjoying this night.
Stay inside and warm, you're more important than the garden
I was going to play overwatch but I felt like I should stay here for now.
>>689790215
Yes! I'm reading it too, it's super cool!
There's a lot of nice pictures of Shiro being sad or happy, I was actually screenshotting them for you as a present. Glad you're doing it though! I was getting bored.
>>689790208
Big guy
>>689790459
Doing fine, fine. Might do some overwatch later. Whta happened with your legs?
>>689789999
Welcome draw person. I'm Karen, do I call you cian?
>>689790559
You the best nigga
>>689790631
hi peanut butter
>>689790459
Oh shit I forgot you played icy stick slap!
Not sure about canada, ask your rectruiter.
>>689790732
>>689790853
REVEAL YOURSELF
>>689790858
Call me cians waifu nyaa
>>689790858
For Yui
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>689790731
Why would anyone do drugs if you can just mow a lawn?
>>689790858
Aww, thank you, I appreciate it! I started at chapter twenty-two, so plenty I don't have.
>>689790858
Well it was mainly due to a nigger at work, fucker shows up once per week and demands to be payed fully.
I hope he fucking gets fired.
Whats with these drawfags fagging up muh wifu threads?
>>689790948
if trips Karen get
Claiming all waifus in this thread.
>>689790948
It wasn't me, but karen lewd get!
>Anyone able to find a checkem mizore?
>>689790948
>I'll never reveal myself
If trips Karen get
>>689789096
While the rest may be anime, for me at least, this is obligatory.
>>689790858
I've gotten back into TF2 recently
>True, I mean garden is important, and fun, but I don't like being wet
>Plus I don't have to water it.
I've got my little fireplace style heater going and I'm gonna make me some tea.
>>689791334
3d are welcomed aswell
>>689790732
Mine lives with my grandpa, so I only see him when I go over there. He survives by getting....insurance checks? Or something? I couldn't tell you, honestly.
>Gotta run to the store, be back in a bit.
>>689791334
Ur mum is obligatory
Vigil, are you still awake?
>>689791204
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>>689791334
>>689790500
Uh uh!
>>689790546
>>689790643
See ya later friend
>>689790858
I see, hope you have fun~
I went for a ride today, after a 2 weeks break. It hurts stopping a sport and picking it up again
>>689790860
Alright, I'll ask when I actually talk to him~
>>689789096
Just what we need on /b/... Rules.
Kindly evacuate, you homosexuality novice.
>>689791448
Hurry back cutie~
I am leaving
Waifu threads just aren't what they used to be
bye
>>689791488
Indeed, but I will be occupied shortly.
>>689791110
hi, we're new here
>>689791448
Aight later my dude
>>689791610
There are rules on /b/ you fucking idiot.
>>689791541
I like this thread.
>>689791610
What the waifu rules should be
>ZOMG NONE!!!!1!0
>>689791610
- homosexuality grandmaster
>>689791696
Bye anon.
>>689791313
What's up spidey hows it slinging your webs around and such.
>>689791728
Rules of /b/ are literally
ZOMG NONE!!!01!!01
>>689791809
>>689790991
Nice to meet you, are you doing okay tonight?
>>689791004
How's it going?
>>689791029
too soon
>I hope this meme catches on some day
>>689791084
Oooh nice
I'll share mine with you later then
I have less than ten though, I couldn't get to pick too many
>>689791088
What a fucking asshole yo
Can't you just file a complaint or something? These people need to be lynched
Got any plans this week?
>>689791110
Mai or whoever shitposted their thread and said it was us, they shitposted us and enjoyed the community. They decided to stay.
>>689791130
>>689791249
>>689791273
Monsters, all of you
>>689791370
>Plus I don't have to water it.
Gave me a laugh lol
Fireplace sounds cozy! What do you play on tf2?
>>689791563
Riding? With a bicycle? When's the last time you did it?
Rest up though, get better soon.
>>689791724
Sorry, I'm a bit scatterbrained, I don't think I've welcomed you yet, I'm Karen. Enjoying your stay?
>>689791610
fucking newfagg
>>689790858
>Thank you very much for the explanation friend, I enjoyed reading it. Are you a draw person? Do you have a name I can remember you by?
I stop by the drawthread whenever the mood strikes me. As for a name though, I'm still trying to come up with one. ^ ^
>>689791967
I main Sniper usually, but I play Scout, Pyro, Engie and Soldier commonly.
>>689792039
Haha, let me know when you do then.
For now I'll call you friendly anon. Thank you for informing me of things. Do you lurk here too?
>mfw Mai tried to kill two birds with one stone only to have that hilariously backfire
>mfw waifu threads dtronger than ever now
Hello ..
>>689792176
*stronger
>>689791944
Check the fucking rules, there are certain rules even /b/ has to follow.
>>689791967
I fucking have, but my boss said ''Oh, he's a hard working person, he just has some tough times he will start working soon enough''
>>689791967
I just woke up at 10PM, now I'm doing my dailies on Hearthstone, then finishing K-On. All my plans right there.
>>689792176
Shut up, baka.
Draw threads are crumbling slowly.
>>689791967
Oh, well in that case
DUBS LEWD KAREN GET!!!!!111!1!01
>>689792176
kekxactly
Feelsgoodman
Looks like I've found a new hobby as well
>>689791967
Yes I am doing amazing at the moment.
I am getting used with the drawing threads and waifu claiming threads transitioning and kinda sharing fanbase with eachother.
>>689791967
no u
>still rolling for karen
>>689791733
Unfortunately, I don't have anymore of the beautiful Natalia to post for ya'.
>>689791967
Yeah, with a road bicycle. Shit was fun, The last time was 2 weeks ago, the weather wasn't nice and got no time for it
I'll rest and try again in 2-3 days~
>>689792400
Nice
>>689792461
What hobby?
>>689792618
>>689792621
That is a great idea.
>>689792618
>>689791967
You have already greeted me Karen, but yes im enjoying my stay
Way more comfy in here then the drawthreads i'll say
>>689792374
they've been crumbling for years
its gotta all go away at some point
>>689792621
What the fuck is chen doing there
>>689792400
>Ooooooh
To bad it has to be trips.
>But for you
>
>>689792714
>>689792774
>>689792228
Been sometime
>>689792298
>>689793011
boyfriend get
>secret booker DeWitt
>also Comstock
>never lies but makes a lot of mean jokes
>mlp is weird sorry man
>but it's on my Netflix history
>I heard he works for google now
>BOXXYFOREVERQUEEN
>>689792176
>shitposting finally dies down
>some guy brings it up again just to gloat
This is pointless, we all know what's going on.
>>689792228
Hi friend! Excuse my memory, have we met before? I'm Karen.
>>689792145
>Sniper
D R O P P P E D
But really though. Pyro and engie are super fun. I can't keep up with all the new weapons though.
>>689792298
Meh, you'll get him one day spidey.
Is he actually a degenerate though, or is he down on his luck?
>>689792307
Sounds good. The tavern brawl is pretty fun, played it yet?
>>689792400
Come on liu
Quads minimum for Karen lewds
How you been?
>>689792484
Well that's great. I hope you enjoy your stay.
>>689792542
stahp
>>689792618
Hey Chef, how's it hanging?
>>689792575
You do that, safety first.
>>689792820
Yeah, it's pretty chill here when the shitposters are asleep. Glad you're enjoying yourself.
>>689792172
Twas no problem. ^ ^
I have in-fact stopped by here a few times, but I'm usually more prone to those "make you own waifu" threads or occasionally i'll just be hanging around /b/, more often around /qst/ though. :)
>>689793298
Guy conceded instantly, so I got my pack without doing fuck all.
>>689793298
>>689793190
Look under the ZOMG part you fucking idiot.
It says Global Rules 1,2,,4,7,9,10,11,12,13,14 and 15 are enforced.
>>689793298
A degenerate, there is only one nigger where I work that is actually hard working and a cool person.
Well I am off to shitpost in a different thread, have nice day anons.
>>689793420
>Twas no problem
>>689793511
Doing anything besides Hearthstone today cutie?
>>689793620
nice to
see you're a real person spiderman
and not just a bot
>>689793420
Alright, I hope you have a nice night.
>>689793511
No fun yo
Go again
Play priest
Mindgames, lightbomb, mind control, all that good shit.
>>689793620
Thanks for stopping by spidey, have a nice day. Hope that guy gets fired
>>689793613
Ahaha, thanks for that, friend. Was pretty funny.
>>689793853
He was probably just passing the time.
>>689793668
Haha, that's what happens when you play to much Dragon Age.
>>689793298
Yeah... I'll miss the the sore muscles
>>689790835
the first is true the second is not :p
>>689790858
>
>>689794047
you can be my gf then
>>689793298
I tend to stick with certain sets like my Douche Scout combo of a crit-a-cola, soda popper, and sandman.
>I mostly use the Hitmans Heatmaker, and the Machina as well as the Awper Hand.
>I also Rancho Relaxo when engie because its funny.
>>689793298
I'm alright
>at least quads
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
>>689794247
I'm rolling with you
>>689793953
>passing the time
May be true but I dont think i've seen him type a single sentence out in all the times i've seen him
anywho
this was a nice visit, but I'm gonna dip out for now
until next time /waifu/
>>689793800
Ah, hi Shiro, didn't see you there,
and no, not that I can think of.
>>689793953
Okay okay, I'll try it later.
>>689794332
im rolling with you with liu
Done with Overwatch, time to chill for a bit.
>>689794047
You have no gf or friends but that was bad pasta? :P
Konata looks comfy in a sandwich
>>689793994
The burn means it's working, right?
>>689794180
>crit-a-cola
>soda popper
Damn lmao that shit still happens? Always gave me cancer when a good scout just mowed me and few others down alone lol
>>689794247
Don't do it Mi Liu
>>689794332
stahp
>>689794454
STAHP
WHATS WITH ALL OF YOU AND MY LEWDS?
>>689794370
bun bro
>>689794415
If nobody talks to him seriously, he can't really write a proper sentence, right?
See you later!
>>689794515
>that pic
>kotori gif
>vietnam flashbacks
>>689793298
>hanging
Haru haru
>>689793220
>>689794725
>pun
How are you doing lol
>>689792572
Oh, but I do. Sadly I am without the time to do so. Here is a compilation.
>>689794665
Yup, the more it burns, the more you forced yourself. Meaning you did good~
Unless it's an injury, then it's bad
>rolling again
>>689794415
Goodbye for now, draw friend.
>>689794665
People hate me when I go Scout, mostly because I jump everywhere and dick around.
Anyway I'm gonna go hit the shower and gtfo this thread, later ^^
>>689794979
People hate everyone when they go Scout.
Especially Baby Face or Soda Popper spastics.
>>689794885
Who am I kidding, there is always time for Natalia.
i just died damn it
ROLLING FOR KAREN LEWDS
>>689795337
Karen? I killed you :^)
>b1g2 megu
>>689794921
Kek, the real problem is when you can't tell the difference.
Do you play KanColle?
>>689794979
Alright Penny, seeya!
>>689795005
Anything happening? Enjoying discord?
>>689795327
>>689794665
its for research purposes
>>689795429
Not karen
>>689795472
It's alright. How are you?
I fell asleep in a chair lol
I still had my guitar in my lap too
>Mugi
>>689795339
>>689795524
I'm only counting the first attempt of every thread. Each avatar gets one attempt, treating all avatarless anons as the same person.
NOW BEGONE
>>689795477
>>689795691
>>689795472
True..
I wish, I can't make it work tho
>>689795555
Ah well
>>689795782
I just cant even.
>>689795861
>>689795690
can i post as both a avatarless anon and my waifu?
>>689794873
Im doing fine. Falling behind at work though.
>>689795978
That is all folks. I am feeling really happy now and before knowing that she is unobtainable sets in, here is Putin cradling a puppy.
>>689795813
That makes two of us lol
I was hoping really hard that it would work. I fucked up too many things though.
>>689795975
Why not?
>>689796020
I knew it was you pinko
>>689796035
That's no good
Gotta make those tasty thai foods nig
>>689796284
Thank you, friend. Hope to see you around more.
>>689796284
Goodbye friend.
Cute picture.
>>689796487
What happend in the last threads?
