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Roll for your shitty superpower.
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Gimme
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>>689775504
rollin' for a shitty superpower.
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r o l l
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>>689775504
Roll
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>>689775504
Rolling for wings
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>>689775504
lets see
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>>689775504
Roll for gf
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>689775504
reroll
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>>689775504
rerolling for gf
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>>689775504
wurf
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7 seems like it'd be fun.
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Rollerino powerino
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>>689775504
Roll
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Roll for 1 !
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Za papieża!
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roll 4 1
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>>689775504
roll
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Rull
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>>689775504
okay rolling for flight
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Rolling for one
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>>689775504
>inb4 autistic response

4 isn't even a shitty superpower, considering ANYONE can do that
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Rolling for 9
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s
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>>689775504
Roll
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>>689775504
rrrrol
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>>689775504
Rollerino
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Rolling bous
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>>689775504
roll
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rull
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roolll
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>>689775504
Rillin
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shitting hotdogs free food pls
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>>689775504
roll
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65165615
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>>689780305
oh my god that's a curse
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Rollen
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Rollirino
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f7v7v7
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>>689775504
Sweet, I can be the worlds most useless superhero
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>>689775504
rolllol
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rolly
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Wow. These really are shitty.

Rolling.
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rellin
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>>689775504
Rawlin
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7 isn't useless. You could turn every member of ISIS gay and destroy the organization in an instant.
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>>689775504
Rolling for that lotto number. 50% is still pretty good.
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4 OR 0 IF 40 BOTH
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>>689775504
Oh god
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Roll for hotdogs. Daddy is hungry
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>>689775504
Roll
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asdrollo
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>>689775504
Ok
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Raoul
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rollerino
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>>689775504
rell
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rollz
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>>689778351
Knowing which numbers have a 50-50 Chance of winning lottery? Super useful
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>>689775504
7 get

get hot girl, and turn any guy gay who shows interest in her.
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dadwa
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k
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Ro
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>shitty
Yeah ok pal.
1:
Some people like lactation

2: You could freak someone the fuck out and maybe use that to your advantage

3: How is this shitty at all

4: If you predict it, it is true you just aren't sure...

5: Never age.

6: More muscle, in rage mode, not shitty at all

7: Turn lesbian crush straight

8: Say the opposite and they believe anything you want them to, like if I said "God didn't tell you to give me all your money"

9: Infinite food

0: You already do so it isn't even a superpower
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>>689775504
0 please depression is a bitch
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>>689775504
7 please
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>>689775504
rollypolly
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>>689775504
Oh, no!
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>>689775504
rolling hard
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>>689775504
ROLLLL
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>>689782130
i no longer suffer from bi polar depression XD
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>>689775504

roll for 1 or 3
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>>689775504
roll+
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>>689782278
fuck
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>>689781817
OH HELL YEAH SEE THAT SHIT BOYS
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>>689775504
AUTISM
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>>689775504
reroll+
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rolliiiinnngg
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niggeroll
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>>689775504
rullerzlullerzgonbehullerz
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why not?
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>>689775504
rool
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Hello
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w0w
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7 get
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>>689775504
allahu ackbar
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>>689775504
0 get... Or 7, can't decide
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rul
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>>689775504
I already have number 4
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>>689775504
4 is super imba, 50% chance to win lotto every try?
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Roal
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>>689775504
rall
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>>689783075
See
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Rollin'
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>>689782615
fuck no i want a different one
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Cactus
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rolly
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are the hotdogs clean or covered in shit? if they're clean and cooked then rolling for hotdogs

otherwise gimme the wings
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>>689775504
rollaning
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Fuck!
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>>689775504
Roll
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>>689775504
Roll
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Sweet roll
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>>689775504
ROLLL
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A lot of these powers are pretty useful
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>>689775504
rolllan
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>>689775504
Rolling for either 1,5,6 or 7
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Please be gentle
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>>689775504
Aylmao
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>>689775504
roll
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Check my two
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Lelson
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>>689775504
sure
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Roll for 7
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>>689775504
Dew it
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>>689775504
Rolling for 4. No country for old men / two faces incoming
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>>689775504
roll
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>>689775504
rollio
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>>689775504
roll
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>>689775504
rollin
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Rollerino rollerino give me the superino
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>>689783075
Nobody believing you would be even better. "Yeah, I robbed that bank."
"Shut up and get off the scene kid, we are looking for a bank robber."
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>>689775504
going for 8
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>>689775504
rollss
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>>689775504
jokes on you,i already got #8
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>>689775504
Rolling for 4
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Rolly Roll Check 'em
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Rollin' away
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Sure
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>>689775504
Rollin
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>>689775504
Shootin' for 9
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Rollsararrr
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>>689775504
Roll
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rollabd
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>>689775504
Dubs rolling power
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>>689775504
1,2,6, and 7 would all be awesome and not shitty to have. 5 could bne good too, depending on how you looked in high school vs. now
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>>689775504
rollin'
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>>689775504
roll..
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>>689775504
Rolleroonie
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ROAL
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>>689787175
Oh god, I don't want that. In high school I looked like a fucking cunt
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>>689775504
roll power
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>>689775504
roll'n
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>>689775504
6 sounds badass
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only 1 is acceptable.
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>>689787478
reroll
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4 or 7
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rolling for size increase
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roland
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something good get
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rollerino
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fag
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rololololo
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Im biting
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>>689776808
Top tier album
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>>689775504
>number 1
>shitty superpower

pick one
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Rull
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>>689775504
4 is far from shitty, being able to predict the outcome of a game of roulette wit 50% certainty is quite good
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Rollin' for 4
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>>689775504
roll
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>>689788754
fucking A

Gimme my 50/50 bitch
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Rektiolli
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Show me the money!
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reroll
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rollerino big tiddy
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Actually some of those powers aren't bad. roll
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Rollgazmo
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Gimme that gay ray
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Rool
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go
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>>689775504
rawl
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Trump 2016.
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Never seen this one b4. Let's roll
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>>689775504
rollk
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rloler
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Roll 101
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>>689775504
rellio
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Rolllllll
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Jk Rowling
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>>689775504
ROLL!!!!!
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>>689775504
Rollarino
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Rolll
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Some of these are okay
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>>689775504
rolllller
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Rololol
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7 get, you fags.
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>>689775504
boll
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Mkay
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I can already control my own thoughts.
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rolll
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10 get, biatches...
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Rall
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>>689775504
roll
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roll then
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Rollio
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Come on number 1
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9 plz
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J.K. Rawling
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rolleroo
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>>689775504
1 would be sweet
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Rooll
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Rooooolin
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hmm.. ok
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Nigger killer ends up free, say local policeman, which is a jew
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>>689794649
Bullshit
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>>689775504
Fuckin give me 1 right now
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fgd
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>>689795011
not shitty at all
>inb4 lactation fetish
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