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I live in a tent, this is a shelter I made. I steal my food from a local supermarket.
nice house OP
anyway why do you live in tent?
>>689769507
Please tell me more OP
How do you charge ur phone
>>689769507
true /b/tard
>>689769186
Whats the thingie on the bonfire?
>>689770896
Looks to be some device that extracts power from heated water or something, in the second picture.
Underage normie fags can learn alot from this guy, a real Lurker, a real /b/ro.
>>689769186
how do you defend against mosquitoes and bears?
>>689769186
Irn Bru, good man, good man
>>689769507
oh bro.... you can do better than this. what city are you closest to?
we've got to get you situated.
>>689769507
Looks like you've some sort of a rig to turn heat from your barbecue into electricity for your phone . Care to explain what it's called? I use a usb solar panel but it's unreliable as heck.
>>689769507
where do you live? City / county?
One day I just realised all of really need was food, power and an 4g connection. So I found a hidden spot 30 mins away from a supermarket on the outside of town, I brought a tent, a heat charger and am on a unlimited 4g Internet plan that is cheap enough to pay for with my savings for over 100 years.
>>689771348
we've got to save him.
>>689771459
no you not
TIME STAMP OR GTFO
>>689771459
where do you keep your money? (assuming no address for bank account)
Also have you ever come close to getting caught at the supermarket? Surely it's only a matter of time.
>>689771135
>>689769186
post pics of your vagabond feets plz,
>>689771459
I like this OP, this is cool
tell us more about your life
>>689769186
You think that shack gonna protect you in the civil war?
>>689771459
>irn bru
Must be Anglo/Irish. Same as me and I live in my own place with everything paid for by the government because of my bad back.
Surely you could do the same if millions of sand niggers are living like Kings without having worked a day.
>>689772652
>we wuz kangs
>>689772652
parasite
seems like OP has realy slow 4G internet, he is too far from city where is nothing but jungle and death
>>689770896
>>689771002
It's a flame stower I think.
>>689771650
I literally don't own a pen il steal one tmr... and some paper....
>>689771674
The bank thinks I'm living in a mobilehome, they have plans for that.
Originally I was using a different supermarket but I nearly got caught cause I didn't find a security sticker.
Il go back there eventually once a few more weeks have past but I'm pretty good at stealing now or they just don't care.
>>689773296
so are you living on land you own or what? or just in some woods?
>>689772310
That's what my Swiss army hammer is for
>>689773296
what do you do in winter when it is cold ?
>>689769507
kill yourself
>>689773296
that bratwurst looks good would keep on heat for a while longer tho to get a good browning
know what im having for dinner tonight
will think of you sitting alone in the woods while im eating it
>>689773601
how old are you ?
>>689773296
tell us Country and city OP
>>689773296
pssst OP
write the timestamp in the dirt with a stick
you don't need to steal a fucking pen
>>689773762
stfu idiot
>>689773873
this. or this thread will be deemed fiction and falsehood.
why do you do this ? are survival guy ? do you have secret knowldege about marshall law and fema camps ? are you trying to escape fema death camps ?
The porch. I just ruthlessly murdered a cicada.
>>689773557
Yea just a bunch of forest that not really near anything, I can pack up pretty fast if need to though.
>>689774048
it is real.
>>689774432
>>689773601
Yeah bro this is what im building for the civil war you can join me but no mudslims, or goveement spies allowed.
this is real american freedome.
>>689773784
I've got lots of different types of sausages, peas, oranges, steaks and burgers so I'm not spoilt for choice
>>689774591
damn son. that bitch is like fort knox on crack
>>689771459
Pretty cool man im jealous of your life fuck working a job every day, just live off the land. Have you thought about improvements like breeding rabbits, soloar power chargers, building an old fashioned wood hot water heater?
>>689774890
>pringooooooals
kek'd
>>689773873
Have you ever tried writing in the mud, this isn't the movies...
>>689775097
Yeah OP breed rabbits its pretty much an infinite cycle of food and clothing material, as well as animal bait.
As long as you have spme food for them you can keep this up
Fuck
Why didnt I think of this
Such a good idea
Fuck
>>689774890
wasn't suggesting you have no food or whatever OP
was just saying that brat looked good and gave me the idea of what to make for dinner tonight
will think of you while im eating it
>>689769186
>>689769507
>>689773296
>>689773601
>>689774437
>>689774890
damn son, you're living the dream
>>689774376
I won't confirm or deny any knowledge of upcoming civil upheavals
>>689774890
made me wanna buy pingles. you cunt.
>>689775400
kek it really isnt that hard /b/ro
hell if the mud is to hard for you to write in
then get a few sticks and make a timestamp out of sticks if you really want
i mean you look like someone who can be thrifty
there are dozens of ways to make a timestamp without a pen when you are in the woods
sticks broken and placed into letters/numbers to make a timestamp (im sure you have an abundance of sticks)
writing in the mud is really not that hard( i know this isnt the movies but i also know i used to draw pictures in the mud when i was a kid)
use a knife to carve the timestamp into your chest hell im sure a knife could be used to draw a line in the mud better than a stick too!
do the stick method only use grass cause why not
burn leaves and type make a timestamp outta smoke signals
if you are having a hard time writing in the mud with a stick well i have lost hope in you and your outdoors survival
>>689775698
yo, film and upload videos on how you live your life and upload it to youtube. People would watch it as long as you a. don't have a bad personality or b. don't put your personality into your videos if you now have a bad perosnality.
Check out "Primal survival" and do what he does, except taht you do it irl, for real (but stealing and stuff)
i know i'd watch you, it would be interesting as fuck. Like, a vlogger with a truly interesting situation
>>689775698
Yeah their will be soon marshal law and emergency event in US where most people will be sent to fema camps and killed. The illuminati wants to reduce US population. I just tought u try to escape it.
>>689776018
P.S
not saying you need a timestamp i mean you have supplied some good photos so i believe you
was just sayin
>>689775097
Might wait another couple of months or find an even more secluded spot if want to start building anything more permanent. Small scale solar is no good hereason but I have been looking at some other thermal generators and some small scale wind turbines.
>>689773762
basement dweller wouldnt survive one night outside.
>>689776113
call it
"nigger survival"
just you stealing shit and living in the woods smoking crack
would be an instant hit
>>689776226
Shit your gonna need tools with a nice hammer, and some tongs you could blacksmith a lot of diffrent tools like saws, nails and other stuff.
>>689776018
>>689776180
You made me laugh man, I'm just being lazy it's warm sitting by the fire, will work on making my stick stamp just give me 5 minutes.
>>689776665
i love you OP
i hope it is a warm night wherever you are
bampers
are planing to kill animals for food ? why dont you go fishing, i mean stealing shit isnt an option for long term.
>>689776126
isn't that mitt romney in the pic?
>>689776113
If I can think of a way to film me stealing il give it a go but great idea will definitely at least try recording something, will need a new Google account though.
>>689769186
Love that this is your living situation yet you still waste time on b
Please just kill yourself
someone screencap this
op is the new bear grills
hey OP
how are you gonna sleep ? show us ur bed.
>>689777259
bear grylls is shit
>>689773296
why do you not have a floor in your tent
>>689777192
>Please just kill yourself
stfu idiot
mfw genuinely scared of sharing op's fate in the future
>>689777095
Their are plenty of rabbits nearby il probably look up how to make snares one of these days and try my luck. Any diseases I can get from eating rabbit?
Also I really should find a good spot to fish now you mention it
toasting in gd bread
>>689777259
Yea im OP and I used to be a scout and I hate the that cunt is the supreme scout leader or whatever it sucks.
Why would OP bother with wild rabbit when he can just steal Tescos burgers and sausages
>>689777715
Careful OP https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rabbit_starvation
>>689773601
Is that a penis???
Its like a dream to camp inte woods far away from anything and fish for food and just chill in a tent for some time :D Doing it allmost every summer for like 2-3 weeks.
>>689777351
Will do if this threads stil going when I get there
>>689778134
OP is a cannibal confirmed
>>689777715
careful with snares, set them up far from your camp, or if they find them you are deeply fucked
>>689777715
there are no diseases from rabbits. But never eat dead rabbit or uncooked.
Do you know how to prepare rabbit op? It is not that easy
>>689777681
if you cook them well, you want get diseases i guess. just make the meat nice and brown crispy. make sure you cut the flesh in small pieces before, you can use their skin for socks. and their bones for fishing. fishing is the most effiecent way to get food without exhausting urself.
>>689769186
what do you do during the day OP? describe a typical day
>>689776126
If you don't know the difference between "there", their", "they're", then I don't think yore qualified two comment on conspiracy scenarios.
>>689778349
OP can do anything, because OP can just ask the google how to do thing
>>689777627
he said pretty please, faggot. haha
op is living the dream
>>689778134
Don't know what that is... ghost penis maybe
I like OP's twist on the traditional survivalist approach: he's like them, but with 4G.
there is this thing its called a job
get one
you fuckin scrub
>>689778646
>>689778134
>>689778283
not OP but, it's clearly a sausage.
Where is your tent (on the earth)? That shit isn't going to hold up in ANY weather conditions.
>>689778134
>>689778646
its OPs bratwurst that he was making earlier . . . .
read the thread
>>689771079
Zozzlerino
>>689778492
i know just lazy and i sit in the dark :) it isnt a theory, they planing some deep shit.
>>689777156
nono, u dont film yourself actually stealing u twat.. u just film yourself goign there, then coming back with food, u didn't say anything, there's no proof and nothing like that.
If ur channel becomes even remotly popular people will donate so u can actually buy food for sure
>>689778763
fuck off normie
timestamp or GTFO faggot
>>689769507
That's sad. You should kill yourself. I'm not trying to be mean but that's a shitty way to live m8
pic unrelated
whose fucking wifi you on, bitch?
>>689779240
why would he need that? he's provided several pictures which shows he's actually there. l2internet u idiot
>>689779242
go away kid.
>>689778349
I've actually done it before first in the scouts then with the TA
Also I put some more charcoal in the fire
>>689779411
read the thread, he has a 4G data plan.
>>689779576
Yep, I'm going to go away right to work tomorrow you fucking bum.
>>689769507
How old are you OP
>>689779695
Kek
>>689779695
this is a non-normie thread so kindly gtfo
>>689779623
Do you get moved on constantly by angry land owners and the council
>>689779676
i don't talk smartphone or contract plans. does he have a hotspot or something? theres gotta be something he's connecting to
>>689779147
Fair enough but what do I say about how I get the food in the video, surely saying I'm going to steal and then recording myself exerting and leaving with food that just as damning
>>689779623
I hope you will make some reports of your life in forest everyday on /b/
where are you man? what's the climate like?
>>689779967
Like non-normie like don't need a job to feed your fatass belly with McDonalds
>>689769186
no tv, no a/c, no pizza, no alchol, no drugs, no bathroom, no shower, no comfortable night sleep without fear of getting raped or stabbed
sounds great
>>689780202
He has a bottle of irn bru so I presume its somewhere in the UK
>>689779967
I'm leaving now cuz i work making sex with strangers
>>689769507
where do you sleep op? In that chair?
>>689779623
OP, ive been considering moving off somewhere similar, what are some advices? i really really dont like people, also, why are you living like this?
>>689779623
>brat still over the heat
>adds more charcoal and most likely fluid onto the charcoals to get fire raging again
>brat will now taste like lighterfluid and charcoal
cmon OP how you gonna do that to a great brat like that?
please tell me you at least didn't use lighterfluid or whatever to get the fire going again
you only want that brat over red coals not fresh coals and fluid
i know you sleeping outside but doesn't mean you need to eat like an animal
>>689780231
no bitch, I live off government handouts. it's possible in most developed countries. never worked a day in my life.
>>689779242
I'm choosing to live this way I have money, and electrical engineering degree and even a few friends. Why should I not do what I want, it's not like I'm saying I'm going to live in the fucking woods forever like a goddamn hermit
>>689780168
he is connecting right to your mom
>>689780631
I live off the gov too but I have a decent house and computer and stuff
>>689780631
Cool, nice to meet you, god bless you
>>689771189
might be grandma of the Biolite campstove
>>689779623
i realy realy like you.
but you should to plan to do something, this shitty tent wonthelp you in lng term.
have you tought to build some underground house zemlyanka ?
we used to do it as kids, nobody could notice us, people with dogs pass by and didnt saw us. we wer hiding under the earth.
>>689779695
Right back to making the goverment money, go back to your world busy bee maybe they will put you in a fema box when they decided you have lived to long.
>>689780935
basement without house
do it oupie
>>689780935
and when it rains?
>>689781182
fuckin kek
you're autistic aren't you?
>>689780935
>that fireplace
carbon monoxide poisoning waiting to happen
>>689781285
no, u?
>>689780140
I've been here nearly a month, not seen or heard anyone close by, I have atleast 250 meters of forest between me and even the smallest trail. Besides because of the way a major road curves round these woods it's kinda cut off
>>689778887
>>689769186
Pretty cool, I guess, to fool around with for an evening, but why tho?
For what purpose?
>>689780202
Terrible but its never bothered me, I like being outside.
>>689781038
Yep, making government money so I can buy a decent apartment (then a nice house down the line), things to make me comfortable and funds so I can travel the world and experience shit. That sounds soooooo horrible.
>>689781507
can we come visit you sometimes? Ill bring some cubans, beer and nachos
>>689781688
Get a proper tent for gods sake
>>689780244
Did you not see my hammer, il be the one doing any raping
>>689781385
>>689780244
>gettting raped
>middle of no where
>>689780673
damn OP, you are cool.
Do these people know you are living like this? Or any family? I have so many 'what if-'s to ask. Ever thought of taking a pet?
How long have you done this for? What about when it's really cold?
>>689780546
Unless your a real survivalist get good at stealing from big supermarkets and bring lots of heavy duty plastic bin bags so you can keep stuff dry.
I'm out here because I want to be
>>689781717
Spot on sir
>>689781688
I'm guessing you are britfag. Managed to avoid the recent thunderstorms or have you got pretty drenched lately?
first you dig up a hole.
>>689779695
tfw this guy's probably someone who i'd avoid in real life because he's a dumb fuck and he wouldn't know why.
>>689781385
CO poisoning in literally the most well ventilated environment possible? Good work.
OP has to be a troll. That lean-to will fall over if someone breaths on it.
>>689782157
>has never heard of Australia
>>689782157
>30 mins from market
>middle of nowhere
>nowhere
>>689769186
>my son?
>oh he's doing great
>he finally moved out of the house
>he's very adventurous
>an outdoorsy type of person really
>he works for himself, doesn't need a boss
>he's doing great
OP check this out, might wanna build something steadier than that thing you call a tent
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKkHqlx9dE
>>689780673
Im thinking about doing the same, for a couple of months but not quite the same way, i was planning on legit survival/long hike you seam to buy your food and just be chilling in the woods
>be me teenager
>would get adventurous
>would take a few supplies with me to the woods
>build a little fort
>build a little fire
>would make some food
>would think " who needs parents and all that material bullshit "
>would try to sleep
>fire goes out
>cant find wood in the absolute pitch dark
>bugs and mosquitoes were horrible
>he cracking branches in the woods and animal noise
>lay there In the pitch black
>imagination would run away with itself
>satanic cult in woods, deep woods witch come to kill me, psycho murderers in the woods
>or maybe some deepwoods nocturnal monster/demon smelled my scent in its territory
>come to devour me alone in the dark
>nope right the fuck out of there
>worst part is finding yourway out of the woods
>all the while thinking there is something stalking you from behind
>real fucking nerve racking shit
>find my way out
>wrist watch says 3:33 the witching hour
>find my way back home at 4am
>walk into my living room
>my bro is chilling with some weed and xbox
>looks at me all dirty and pale as a ghost
>what the fuck bro?
>dont ask I say
>get cleaned and into warm clothes, smoke a blunt, tell him the story, we laugh all night.
camping definatly needs to be prepared for, and camping a lone is kinda shitty.
Whereabouts in the UK are you?
>>689775400
Nigger just line sum sticks up and write a word
then you put some wood on it.
>>689780591
I took the sausagend off the coals man till they were ready chill.
>>689776126
http://www.snopes.com/politics/conspiracy/femacoffins.asp
>>689780752
Are you Obama?
>>689782844
I bet you are from Europe, same plants groving here
>>689776126
>>689773296
Dude, when people say "eat a dick" they mean it metaphorically... they don't mean actually go eat a dick
>>689783107
Nope. Just proudly Canadian.
>>689780935
This isn't my tent... it's a tarp on sticks, I have a one man tent and 4 season sleeping back near by
>>689782529
ikr. a slight rain could fuck that thing up. and even if it does hold, rain will get under the part he's attempting to cover anyways. just bad sheltering tbh
>>689776018
just take some sticks and make them into a swastika... I think that will pass as a timestamp
>>689782844
You must be pretty lonely, huh?
>>689778126
So if you eat additional fat your good?
Should be easy seing the bratwurst, burgers and pringels.
>>689782467
I'm glad you think that way because people who insult others for when it's not warranted is someone I would personally avoid.
>>689783462
nah man my boyfriend visits once a month, sometimes he brings some rice and we make little rice balls.
>>689769186
hi im OP from the future
>>689782844
What are you going to do in the winter youll freeze to death?
>>689783604
*I'm glad you think that way because people who insult others when it's not warranted
>>689776126
>wants to reduce US population.
no they want to reduce world population
>>689781747
Sure if you can find me
>>689769507
>this is a shelter I made.
I think you meant to type "this is a tarp I put up."
>be me surviving in the woods
>phone breaks or gets lost
>kill myself
>>689783604
So you'd basically avoid yourself you dumb fuck, you just contradicted yourself, a dumb hypocrite, who would off guessed that,
>>689783637
do you fuck in that tent?
>>689782844
have you ever seen 3 guys one hammer?
>>689783850
Being a bum warrants criticism you stupid bitch. Just shut the fuck up forever man.
>>689783836
stop posting your movie plots
would watch/10
No offense OP, camping in the woods cool and all but LIVING in the woods is retarded.
>>689783852
nah we do our business in the open, we both like nature, that's why i tell him not to shave. He usually leans over a tree while i pound him in the ass
>>689783902
That is Slavic shit. Western Europe has far less savagery.
>>689784010
you're so fucking dumb i love it, enjoy life.
:D
>>689781643
Experience.
People seem to have forgotten to appreciate novelties and creating memories/experiences.
40 years from now OP will have an interesting story of surviving in the wilderness while others will have the story of how they played on their phone at work.
>>689782663
>>689782529
This is not my tent it's a tarp on sticks I take up and down when I move it from. Day to day.
>>689784177
just thought i'd give you a couple nightmares kek
>>689784010
Worst star wars of all time, your probably a pc loving leftist shit eating libreal, no i dont want to hang out with you.
>>689771875
4/12 inches is 1/3 of an inch...
>>689782706
I'm stealing my food
>>689784333
I will. Enjoy struggling everyday while being spiteful at those who showed the initiative to be more.
>>689784514
>>689784404
if OP survives 4 weeks
>>689784171
>buttfucking
>natural
okay you vagabond faggot.
how long have you lived in the forest OP?
>>689784463
Take pictures of your whole camp pls.
>>689784010
One thing that disturbs me about you is your constant need to put Kilo fucking Ren in all your responses.
>>689783460
>>689771348
There is IRN BRAU in the GODDAMN PHOTO
Where do you shit?
>>689784811
my god, my cig just fell on the bed cause i was laughing at your comment, can't believe you fell for that
>>689782640
hahahah
>>689785233
what state do you live in? FL?
That camp doesn't really look to comfy tbh.
Can you post pics of your tent?
>>689785442
England me thinks
>>689785233
oh shit
>>689785233
>>689784603
...to be more autistic?
i couldn't even if i tried hard
>>689769507
Do you sleep in that chair or do you have a bed somewhere? Jesus christ, man, I cant even fucking imagine doing this.
how many ticks are on your balls right now?
>>689784603
>Enjoy struggling everyday
some people do like a challenge greater than living in moms basement.
>>689784098
This is a choice, not even a permanent one. I'm in between jobs and have enough money put away not to worry for four or give years of normal living in rented accommodation
put me in the screencap
I hope someone is screen capping this.
>>689769507
Is that a piss bottle, even though you're already outdoors?
>>689786093
then why the fuck are you stealing food you lying cunt
>>689769507
This is bullshit. That "shelter" couldnt survive in even the tiniest of rainstorms, let alone your precious electronics.
>>689784171
This is the only sausage I eat, the person posting gay stuff is a troll
>>689785167
More Kylo Ren you say? I'll be glad to post some more
>>689784404
>surviving in the wilderness
>OP
>>689786251
>>689774576
Oh god I smoked those leading up to me quitting smoking those are possibly the worst most cancerous aids cig I ever fucking smoked. I kind of miss it but its just an oral thing, to be fair they are great in rough times, hard to drag though imo
>>689786335
OP confirmed cannibal
>>689785976
Exactly. I'm doing what I have to do so that I can get out of my parent's place and forge a life of my own. One that's actually worth living.
>>689785781
No, to be more than a waste of life.
>>689785592
I thought it wasn't that easy to get irn bru south if the border
>>689785442
I live in Hawaii. .. Can't you tell?
>>689786854
>>689786924
>assuming that i'm wasting my life
>assuming that i'm not fucking your mom as i'm typing this
>>689786251
Its irn-bru you mong
>>689787242
op confirmed piss drinker
>>689785539
>>689785870
Tommorow it's dark and rainy
How do you fap?
>>689787365
OP
PICS OF CAMP
NAO PLAS
>>689786289
No response to this, OP? That looks like I could piss on it and make it fall over. If anything, OP is camping and made this to "rough" it and is having a good laugh at how gullible you faggots are.
>>689777192
Shut the fuck up faggot
>>689787410
Literally wherever and however he wants, I'm guessing
>>689787410
with my armpits obviously, what are you fucking gay?
>>689787224
>assuming that i'm wasting my life
If you're not trying to get an education or trying to get a job you're a waste of space
>assuming that i'm not fucking your mom as i'm typing this
I can hear my mom and dad talking right now lol
>>689787173
ty
>>689786289
OP said he lives in a tent you autistic faggot
>>689784098
And lying about living in the woods is even retardeder.
>>689787410
>>689787553
Pretty much where yea
>>689787130
no. i mean i'm no horticulturist so unless there's a budweiser can and a dead raccoon next to your tent then i can't tell for shit.
Fuckin pikey
This fucking thread mannn kek
>>689786188
how about you do something to deserve being put into the screencap ya fuckin jew
>>689787130
Thats England, looks like to the north, as we've had a lot of rain recently (shocking).
>>689787130
Oh man I've done some work in this thread, I'm a beauty.
>>689769507
Fellow Scotfag, good to meet you.
post a pic of the tent
>>689787410
You see anon...OP takes his hand and wraps it around his penis. Then he strokes it until milk comes out and that is how babies are made.
>>689786288
Why should I pay for it if I can take it with no consequences, it's a giant fucking supermarket why should I pay for it?
>>689780673
EEng degreee?! Could you tell us from what uni?
>>689788018
>>689788122
oh you're a funny cunt, eh? i'm calling the goddamn internet police right now. CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
>>689788018
here is a pic of a smug animu girl, those usually make it in right?
damn i would actually really like living in a homemade shelter. The only problem id have is not having wired internet or electricity. Even if i rigged up some solar panels, Internet is a must.
>>689786289
Reading the thread faggot op says he lives in a tent and that is a tarp he puts up with sticks and move from day to day.
God damn ilterate fucks
>>689781717
You're trying too hard
>>689788315
i feel the same.. i grab stuff here and there all the time. as long as your not taking expensive shit.. you wont really get in trouble. especially with food..
>>689788755
Not yet I'm not. Not until I have at least 15 thousand in my Bank Account.
Cmon guys, op is just a UK nig.
>>689769507
why is there a slug crawling up that square red container thing next to fire..you can see it`s eye stalks
>>689788905
>15k
lmao
>>689771459
How is the hygene situation?
Please tell me you shower or bathe somewhere...
>>689787620
Op has an education, op probably had a job at some point. You are calling op a waste of space because of the life he chooses to live?
>>689788799
SOMEBODY has to pay for it you fuckin moolies!
>>689789025
I'm only 21 man...If I hadn't fucked about for the last 3 years I could have more than that by now.
>>689788506
i vote this goes in.
No time stamp yet op? Hmmmm
>>689789123
Yep. I would call Jules from Pulp Fiction a bum too.
>>689789116
yes I bathe in the local city water, they say it goes to every neighborhood but i doubt it
>>689780673
>still steals
>>689789209
tell that to the guy who owns the store and drives a Maserati
>>689788580
Yes and I am posting this from my potato powered by good intentions...
>>689774376
Deus Ex wew lad
>>689787620
top fucking kek why are you avatarfagging as the worst star wars character? why don't you post jarjar instead? he suits you better
>>689787095
I love Irn Bru, and I'm from Michigan. We've got like two whole shops nearby.
>>689789301
now imagine if you weren't autistic how well would that panned out
Every one of you is an entitled little bitch. Theft is wrong no matter how you slice it.
You wanna live off the land, fine. Check with whoever to see who owns it. Bet THEY worked pretty fuckin hard to buy it.
Nothing is free.
>>689789482
maybe that guy was a poor faggot growing up and instead of living in his own shit and piss outdoors he did something with his life and now has scum taking what he rightfully earned
>>689788924
Not a nig, maybe just a bit of a bum
>>689788970
It crawled into the boiling water of my power generator... slug dead now
>>689789545
Kylo is actually one of the most layered characters in Star Wars canon. Especially considering he's only been in one film. Sorry he's not a Vader clone
>>689789640
If I were autistic I would still be better off than you nigga.
>>689788506
meh you can do better
>>689789482
Does he deserve it! Yes, he fuckin worked for it, moron!
You fuckin kids......
>>689789482
so fucking what if he drives a maserati, he put in time and effort, pay for your shit. I'd feel like a dirty jew if i stole something that i can afford. But that's whatever, you're not wrong but you're not right.
>>689790044
>meme related
herro /r/4chan
nice pics you found on the internet. no timestamp I see, why would there be?
>>689789422
Son you got some growing up to do the world isnt black and white and some people cant control the situations they are put into, at least op is facing things like man with a good postive attitude.
>>689790110
I really wish that bear were used to personify serial killers or something....anything but pedophiles
>>689790027
ya but 2d characters and a classic struggle of good vs evil is what starwars always was.
