Stoner bred? >stoner bred! what are you /b/urning today?
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Stoner bred?
>stoner bred!
what are you /b/urning today?
>>689760735
I quit weed 3 weeks ago. Feels great.
>>689760735
Fucking degenerate
>>689761006
I quit weed 1.5 years ago. Doesn't feel great.
>>689761255
That's cause you're weak and your only hobby was getting high. Try doing something with your life loser
>>689761006
why anon? you was using it, or abusing it?
Live in Oregon, gonna grab a couple grams at the store tonight after work, probably something fruity or sweet. Smoking out of a Sherlock style glass pipe. And catching up on the latest episode of Preacher.
I made my own bong
>>689761160
>why are you so rude?
>>689761550
Buy a real piece you faggot. Or is all your allowance going to weed
>>689761539
better try some Hindu skunk anon
>>689760735
How's that sour Jack?
>>689761690
Or, or. Check this out. No
>>689761418
Did you forget that I was the one who actually quit? And have been clean for a year and a half?
burning that shit that they call by weed in brazil
>>689761550
>would burn some kush/10
>>689761819
I'll see if they have any! That's the nice thing about living close to four (I think? Maybe 5) recreational shops, you get a lot of variety.
I quit 6 months ago and it sucks
>>689761980
Why don't you walk into a smoke shop and buy one for less than 20 bucks?
Or are you under-aged?
>>689761690
>kek
I understand the homemade bong guy, I broke my glass time ago, and now there is just the bong of my cousin, wich one that I can't use because he is such a bitch.. saving to get something killer
yo guys how much weed costs in your area? per gram
Just smoked a huge bowl of a strain called "Anubis", pretty stoney indeed my fellow anons :^)
>>689762259
Not sure what the age limit is in Texas, I mean, I'm 20, but I haven't been smoking very long, and I was always told that bongs aren't worth it unless you get a top dollar one
>>689762107
dude, I'm living right on BC, trust me! we got good things here! a lot of variety, we are fighting against Amsterdam for the first place of the best weed of world
>>689762432
10e for the good stuff.Lower when buying bulk and some deals of course.
who /brokeandscrapingoutresinhits/ here?
Picked this up, out of town so only bought around 3 grams, he said lemon haze but pretty sure it's reggie
>>689762576
Right on, bro. West coast uber alles.
>>689761943
don't try it yet, but it always blow my Mind! I like to use Sativa when I'm playing guitar or learning shits, but now I'm trying the cripple fritz, new strain to me! I gonna use a oiled paper
$14.20 per gram. Although because I have good connections I can get $14.20 for 1.2g.
I converted GBP to USD because most of 4chan are murica fags
>>689762507
>age limit is in Texas
Are you fucking retarded? You have to be 18, you know the age to get tobacco and tobacco products? What the fuck else would it be
>>689762943
You have to be 21 to go into a hookah lounge faggot, so who the fuck knows
>>689762507
it should be 18 since it's a tobacco shop selling tobacco accessories. a bong is a bong. unless you're some mega-enthusiast who can tell the strain by its smell, a cheap bong will be better than that plastic bottle bs. also don't get an acrylic bong; those are for douche bags
>>689762432
10 CAD = 1 G
3.5= 20/35
>>689763110
A hookah lounge isn't the same as a fucking head shop. Holy shit you're an idiot
>>689762847
old one
>>689761999
Don't complain if you don't have the money to pay. I buy colombian gold for around R$35 a gram, wtf is this even money
King Kush Dab
>>689764130
heres the same bud under some lens
>>689760735
Did someone say Bern?
Guys, gonna take some bong tokes. Cheers guys, see ya in a minute.
Here's some purple kush I had a few weeks ago
>>689764706
>>689764534
fuck off Bernie! I won't vote for you! and also I can't.. Canadafag
>Suggestion
Post some good music for while stoned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q4lTR9-GuA
´Post some stoner comics or something god I'm fuc
Blue cheese niggers
>>689766159
nothing
anyone in São Paulo willing to help a dankrupt anon?
>>689766159
>>689764130
35 PRA 1??????????????????
PUTA QUE PARIU HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>689766516
>>689766321
lek
>>689766351
You mean like smoke you out or help you buy
>>689763115
Acrylic is alright if you plan to take it places and dont want to have to worry about it breaking.
Yo where's that faggot that was in the stoner thread the other day who spammed Spider-Man because he said he was straight edge and I said he was probably bullied because of it? Lmao little pussy had me dying. Anyway here's my bong
>>689766159
gonna roll up one too :)
>>689761160
It's weed grow the fuck up. It's not like he's smoking meth you fucking weirdo
>>689764174
tf? Why color your water? I just saw a friend do green too
>>689766321
I like this mostly because I've only smoked from 2014 to the present but I've played N64 and eaten pizza every time.
>>689760735
asuh du
The brain of an adolescent is very plastic and able to create strong, lasting neuro-connections relative easily.
One's ability to strengthen one's aptitude is significantly reduced past the age of around 25 years.
After that, one's ability to strengthen one's bare basic ability to do things like memorize things, calculate, all other things stemming from that is just significantly reduced.
However, one's ability to recall stored information quickly and keep long-term memory is significantly increased.
Also, one can still learn and apply various techniques to improve one's ability of memorizing things and what not.
Knowledge, intelligence, and determination can compensate for each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KLPxDtMqe8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiduiTq1ei8
:)
>>689767045
how much you paid for it anon?
>trying to get sum gud
>>689762507
Shop around, a serviceable straight shot with a standard joint shouldnt run you more than $30. Hell you could probably pick up a slide bong for $15
>>689767383
It was 300 but I won it for free in a raffle at my headshop
>>689762799
Im also pretty sure your ass got ripped off. No way is that baggie 3gs
>>689767264
suh dude
>>689761550
lmao i done this shit when i was like 15
>>689766762
I'm not a whore, I don't wanna be paid
and I was being facetious, I'm on /b/, I'm not the "go out and have fun" type
>>689767541
I mean it could be a dense as fuck nug but yeah most likely nig got ripped off
the more you read it the more fun it be
>>689767478
>such good energies to wing a bong!
>>689767547
dude, suh
thank you guys for this thread. im pretty high and havent seen a weed thread in a while.
>>689767924
Cringey as fuck
>>689767924
watissuhdewd
>>689767982
>that anon is high af
>>689767660
Ive seen my share of 1/8th nugs, and even the densest would top out at 2g in that bag
>>689767097
Man, I'm smoking some bowls of just regular homegrown weed this acquaintance sells me, and while it's not bad in any way, this shit is blowing my mind. I'm from Chile, where weed is both exclusive, expensive but most of the times excellent. This is definitely not the best I have found, but excellent nonetheless
>>689760735
man I wish I had your swagg in middle school, getting all the pussy that hasn't grown her first pubic hair yet.
>>689768159
sud
I'm going to be doing dabs tomorrow, but I rarely ever smoke weed, basically I have no tolerance. How much should I do and what can I expect?
:D
>>689761435
>you can abuse weed
>ok
>why are you clench your teeths anon?
>>689768572
You're going to get WAY to fucking high. If you've barely even smoked weed and you're dabbing do a little ass dab
A fat sticky roach joint
>>689768521
ah uh ooh
>>689768667
how old are you? You can abuse anything idiot
>>689768391
I work to buy my weed anon
>>689768587
more liek this pls
Alright faggots. I'm 30. Smoked maybe 10 times ever. Love weed. Have good career tho. Such that I have allocated investments to the point I will retire next year and focus on them rather than a job.
My question to you is, since weed issue illegal in my state I will be purchasing less than 1oz at a time and hiding it. I need long term storage options. I want to buy good weed and not have it be shit when I smoke. Bonus points if you can guess a time frame for how long it can be stored in that specific way. If like to store 5lb or less to start but I always want to have enough to take to parties and never run out. Not gonna smoke all the tine, but I like to be the guy that shows up with an ounce from time to time. Any thoughts?
>>689768667
>not knowing what abuse means..
>MODS!!!
>summer is here
HOO WANT SUM FRY CHICKI
>>689762943
In cali they changed it to 21 for tobaco u nigger
>>689768888
and i weed to buy my body carrots to work at a work station.
also holy quads!
>>689768813
ah kuh gu
>>689767314
And you fuck up your potential if you smoke under the age of 25.
Don't do drugs, kids.
>>689769409
sj dubl u
>>689768669
Excuse me Sir Anon, the right way of saying that sentence should be;
>why are you clenching your teeth's Anon?..
>>689769182
Just put it all In a ziploc bag and keep it in an airtight mason jar
>>689768572
Dabs are another beast. If you havent done any other drugs, I guess the best thing to compare it to is the difference in how much you feel the caffeine in a coke versus freebase caffeine powder, stay awake pills, 5hr w/e
>>689769566
wu gu hy
db cf jd
db cf jdf
>>689769182
A little google-fu will probably provide you with better answers than here, but Ive found evacuating a gallon ziplock (Potentially a turkey bag if you have that much) and throwing it in a cool, dry spot. Closet, under the house maybe.
>>689769182
Cure it by keeping it in a mason jar and burping it sometimes, and it will be able to ripe for years and develop a smoother smoke while doing so.
>>689769906
zcxvr h t g
what do you feel when you look into his eyes?
>>689769400
also got a degree as a Gstoner in deep shieet
>>689769956
moofahsa
>>689770048
symbuh
im a little scared to ask what the random words where are about. because if i replied then maybe they hack me.
>>689770145
lyin kng
>>689770158
skhc
>>689770000
wut?
>>689760735
i got dat gud shit dawg
>>689769182
The guy I go through from time to time keeps his in a zip lock and puts it in the freezer
>>689766321
That's so cringe it hurts.
>>689770158
It's a bunch of autists spewing normie memes
>>689770466
take your meth elsewhere, you loser.
>>689770510
Don't put it in a freezer dumbass. The cold makes the trichombes fall off the weed
>>689760735
Just hot knifing some hash
>>689770740
i ain no acoustic hoe
>>689770806
I said the guy I get it from. Not me. Learn to fucking read before you run your fucking sausage fingers across the keyboard. Dumbass
>>689771059
You're not funny
>>689771172
FUCK YOU HOE ILL FUCK YOU IN YOU ASS
Does anyone know how hard it is to get a medical marijuana license in MA. Wanted to move there, but if its really hard I would just move to Washington. I've been diagnosed with anxiety and have chronic insomnia
>>689760735
your going to ruing that pair of scissors you lazy stoner
>>689770459
>ikr?
>ayy
Shit! I get high, make a stoner bred, and then got quads twice, or I'm just high af?
>>689768888
>>689770000
>>689771132
I know what you said stupid little faggot calm the fuck down. Must be that frozen shit weed making you angry
>>689769805
>down back
>crouching forward
>jumping??????
nigga that combo sucks
>>689770560
lol pls explain
>>689771295
>already fucked it
but that was when I was using the bong, now just cutting the rolling paper
>>689771328
My bad. Long day anon. Was triggered
>>689771322
man, whatever your smoking it seems to work.
>>689771172
yeah fgt u ain reply again
gotcho bitchaas on hushmouth
>>689771582
rip in pepperoni scissorino
>>689771608
It's all good nig
>>689771640
wanna roll another, but nah i will wait until 4:20
>>689771687
Yikes
>>689760735
Addicts/dealers should do society a favor: find the tallest building you can, and jump.
(Weed's not a drug)
>>689760735
Feelin pretty crafty with this lemon haze ma man
>>689771918
shutcho pale face ass up faggot
>>689771808
>i still remember the last words...
>>689771687
lmao at this nigga blastin this fool.
>hushmouth
nostalgia kekn
>>689771893
nice. how long till 4:20 in your land?
oh god I'm running out i have like one bowl left and no money please save me
>>689772066
>weed is a drug as any other.. unless they grow the classic style..
just another cigarette, with different herb
>>689771918
on a scale of 1 to gay
you're a faggot
>>689772702
Well cigs dont get me blazed man, and I dont get cancer from weed.
>>689772140
good vibes anon!
I had lemon the last week, I can't smell it from here anon!
>shit is dank
>>689772494
cmon you can easily add another 10 steps.
>>689771294
>anxiety
does weed really help you with that?
>>689772912
do it!
>>689772903
I gotta drive for some errands but I already got a bowl ready for the Whataburger I'm picking up on my way back.
>>689773259
not the one you replied too, but its help me
>>689772866
dude cigarette don't gonna have the same effect, but it does "relax" like weed, just another angle, I don't smoke cigarette, because they put a lots of things there, but now watching the government legalization, we can see how they start using products in the plants.. kind of fuck the natural process but they do it for a reason...
>>689772395
What a fucking loser lmao
Haven't smoked for 2 years.
Just picked up.
What should I do/watch/listen to?
>>689773259
I read somewhere someone got his liscense because of that, he was in california though, ive heard you can get one for anything there
Who still smokes weed? Faggots
>>689772442
still 2 hours, I'm on BC- Canadá. current time 2:19
>>689773535
ikr dat nigguh str8 neet bruh tbh fam
>>689773528
If it gets me higher, I'm cool with it. I know it makes me look like a huge cock lover when I mention it, but vaping weed has been what I've been doing lately. If you ever get a chance try using a Volcano, or something along those lines, its great!
>>689773592
play marvel. get beasted on. stay salty cuz bad. smoke more weed
>>689762432
Finland. 20€ for 1g. Fucking sucks
>>689773371
well we can start with what type of glass and what sink we are using. But i think the first step would be "feeling thirsty, how your body responds" wich i think could be in its own chapter.
>>689762799
that's 1g lmao
>>689773371
>7. observe the angle of inclination that water does to proceed the descend inside of the glass recipient
Is really important to know the exact amount of liquid material we're using.
>>689773521
interesting...
i usually gives me the opposite effect so i usually just take a couple of hits and tap out.
>>689773622
>ive heard you can get one for anything there
yeah its about money at the end of the day.
low dose and a strain high in cbd would probably be a good choice (if at all) for anxiety
>>689774363
yeah you have to fix it!!!!
>>689762799
not 3gs kinda leafy too
>>689773866
>already did it!
I'm looking for a new job this days, once I get one again, I will save some to get a decent Glass, a nice volcano, and airsoft set because chilling
>I like the way that you actually save a lot of weed using it!
>>689774589
yeah its really something that not is for everyone. my friend doesnt like it either, gets paranoid and shit :/ it sucks. she really deserve just to relax a bit
Trying to take a break, I get bad depersonalization when I smoke every day. It's hard because I'm used to smoking right before I sleep.
>>689771294
>anxiety
>chronic insomnia
excuse me anon, do you also have troubles eating?
>>689773652
people who actually like the feeling?
>people only smoke weed to be cool
get out of here with that misconception. you're just as bad as the people who actually do smoke to be cool
>>689774593
sorry anon to fucking lazy to type
>kek
I just smoke that indica using a oiled paper and I'm waste
>https://youtu.be/FGBhQbmPwH8
>keep going guys
some great bc bud i just picked up
>>689761006
Started smoking after 5 years free from weed. Feelsgoodman.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmtCuBwpDLg
>>689776121
commercial?
Broke ass nigga
>>689776443
how often do you get trips?
>>689776607
666
I can get an eighth of shitty Mexican weed for $15, should I?
>>689776422
nope, i live here.
>>689777096
i would. but then again i have nothing to compare it to, something being better than nothing and all
Dry af, someone wanna paypal me $20
>>689777572
No you fucking loser
>>689778231
kekd
>>689767314
this
>>689767314
Very information post. You have show much how stupid it is to be a dumb stoner, and I will not dedicate my life to bettering myself. I can say nothing but thank you.
>>689777541
how much you pay for a place with two rooms there?
Just bout to start.
>>689778231
>this guy
>>689775114
dat milkchan
>>689778627
>Very information post. You have show much how stupid it is
>>689761550
Nigga I was making better bongs than that when I was 15.
Tfw i ran out a weed a month ago and my dealer got locked up
>>689778808
And the inside
fuck I can't wait until 4:20!
I will roll other
>>689778946
i know that feel, anon. i'll eat some lasagna for you since i have no weed either kek
>>689778946
Move to colorado
What should I do if I feel like I'm being screwed on what I buy from my dealer? When I buy a quarter of weed, I usually get 5 or so grams. If I need to switch dealer, how would I find one?
>>689762799
That's not reggie but it looks like you got fuckin shorted. If you payed any more than 15 bucks for that you got ripped the FUCK off.
>>689779382
you should be getting 7
>>689779382
>when I buy a quarter
>I get 5 grams
>quarter
Jesus fuck can you do basic math? No wonder he's ripping you off you unthinking subhuman shitbag.
>>689779382
let him know you have a scale at the house and the last bag was a little short. if he's a decent guy he'll hook you up and realize it's better to keep a customer than drive one away for a tiny profit.
>>689779853
He's saying instead of 7 grams the dealer is giving him 5 you stupid fucking faggot. Jesus Christ your post is cringey as fuck learn to read dickless
>>689761550
CLEAN THE CAGE YOU FUCKING FILTHY DEGENERATE, I BET YOUR ROOM FUCKING STINKS YOU DIRTY TRAMP.
>>689779853
One of THE dumbest fucking posts I've ever come across. How do you survive being such a dumb faggot. You should be embrarrased
>>689778231
Lol
>>689779853
Of course I know a quarter of an ounce is 7 fucking grams you retard. Why do you think I'm asking for help?
>>689779892
Is there a chance I could offend them? How should I say it?
It may be a regional thing, like maybe weeds harder to get there so everyone gets 5g? (I'm in Down N.I. if anyone knows). Maybe that's a me being a non confrontational pussy.
>>689780806
He's right though
>>689781037
>gets ripped off from dealer
>asks /b/ for help
Kek what a puss
>>689781227
He's not thought stupid fuck the other guy said he's getting 5 grams when he should be getting a qtr and the. Dipshit read it as "hurrr I should be getting 5 grams for a qtr
>>689781037
>last sack was short man you wanna throw it on the next sack ? Oh, no you don't want to ? Oh ok cool I'll spend my money elsewhere then.
I've been smoking on some smurf berries for the past couple weeks. Usually pick up half an oz every two weeks.
Anyone got any weird habits? I like to load my bowls with business cards but apparently not many other people like to do that. It's an easy scoop and keeps your fingers from getting super sticky.
>>689781595
Yeah I reread that
>>689779382
>I usually get 5 grams
Smh fam
>>689781037
If your dealer is willing to rip you off for a small profit then your money is better spent elsewhere. Just start asking around and find a better dealer, you might even get better deals from someone new you find.
>>689779382
>1oz of weed = 28g
>1/2oz = 14g
>1/4oz = 7g
>1/8oz = 3.5g
>>689760735
nothing because its illegal in my country ;_;
>>689781818
Every one has their own way if doing things
>>689782400
check'd
>>689761550
>no tin foil
6/10
>>689762799
How much did you pay? you got ripped son
>>689782393
what decrepid country must you hail from, anon?
>>689783037
>decrepid
decrepit kek not even high
>>689781429
Yes, I'll admit I'm a pussy about this stuff. I prefer to know about a situation before it arises, so forgive me for questioning people who my have experience with this.
>>689781771
That blunt? I suppose what's the worse that can happen?
>>689782251
For some reason I never thought of ways to do this. Now I've just realised. Damn I'm dumb.
Thanks to everyone who helped. Wise up to those who thought I didnt know what a quarter was.
>>689760735
Jews
>>689783037
polan
>>689783981
shit i thought like all of europe was cool with weed. guess i thought wrong
