>ITT
We share our experiences with famous celebrities/internet celebrities
ONLY LEGITIMATE INCONTERS
I'll go first.
>Sacramento
>traveled up this way for a court order
>I got caught in tax evasion charges and currently paying it off
>came from a hearing and going to a motel
>on my there I stop at a 7/11
AND GUESS WHOS THERE WAITING IN LINE
>BAILEY MOTHER FUCKING JAY
>being the faggot I am
>I get super excited but I hold it until she steps out
>I follow
>I stop her on the concrete side walk out side
>"excuse me"
>"umm yes"
>"you're Bailey Jay right ?"
>"yes, don't tell me. Your a fan ?"
>"yeah, weirdly yes"
>"can I get a hug ?"
>"I don't even know you !"
>I beg her until she gives me a hug
>to the right of us is a black car parked
>a big bald white guy come out and approached us
>"miss jay, this man giving you problems ?"
>"naw just a fag, let's go "
>they drive off before I can get her to sign anything for proof
To this I can't forget the warmness from her breast, the smell of her perfume.
I will never meet her again and I have to deal with it
I live a sad life
>>689752205
dont forget
... its also filled with lies
so its not a boring one <3
>be at Ray's Pizzaria & Ice Cream Parlor
>later find out he is son of Famous Rays in NYC
>i have been served by the son of someone famous
>lel pizza was good
>>689752848
I'm not lying this actually happened and I'm proud of it
>>689753325
What's your fav pizza ?
Mines meatlovers
>>689753434
i know
i just like acusing other anons of lying
... i think i might have problem
>>689752848
Bailey is it you ?
>>689753852
haha
... i wish
id love to be a female with a dick
it would just be like being a guy only more awsome because you get the best of both worlds
getting to be with attractive females as a male but at the same time looking as attractive as one of them from the waste up <3
I saw Ryan Gosling at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>689753713
Haven't had enough yet to tell. I'll stick with the classics and say Pepperoni.
>>689754548
This is my favorite copypasta, my dude
>>689754548
so Ryan is a complete douche and probable browses 4chan or you are a liar faggot.
>>689752205
>Her
>kick open the door
>get on the floor
>osama is walking his dinosaur
>'oh hey guise you want to chai?'
>shoot him in the face
>>689755011
Yeah cause she is a trans you dweb
>>689752205
You should opt for self-euthanization. Save yourself the 20 or so years of pain and misery.
I met FlyLo in a convenience store, he messed with some nerdy guy and then bought a lot of Milkyways. He seemed like a nice guy.
>>689752205
> her
Fucking hidden gay
>>689755551
Aww, did he call you names?
I see celebrities almost every weekend.
>Work the comic con circuit/celebs figured out it was an easy way to make quick bucks without doing any work.
No big deal anymore.
>her
he identifies as male faggot
>be me, 18ish (so it's like 2002-2003)
>working at Walmart, electronics department
>going to college, but huge nerd so I basically run the dept.
>living in southern NJ, basically Alabama culturally
>win some "most country music cds sold" contest
>Lee Ann Womack coming to our store to sign autographs and shit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Ann_Womack
>set up the whole display
>meet her, coordinate where she's sitting, etc.
>hate country music because obviously
>still, she was kinda hot
>>689752205
you got hugged by bailey jay. feel blessed!
Singer or a band called alestorm, drank a couple of beers with him before the show started.
>>689755870
No, but he gave me a Milkyway. He bought 15 for some reason.
>>689755349
i love you for using dweeb even though you spelt it wrong
>>689756002
How can you hate country music ? Have you listened to Dwigt Yoakam ? Brook and Dun ? No ? Allen Jackson ? Waylon Jennings ?
Better then nigger music I'll tell you that
I sat next a famous black guy on a plane apparently, had no idea he was famous until people started asking for his autograph. Still have no idea who he was.
>>689753713
either kitchen sink/deluxe, meatlovers, or sausage peppers and onions with white/garlic sauce
>>689752205
>916 fag
She was here? Man.. I missed out
>>689756135
FUCK YEAH ALESTORM
>>689756460
It's 'than' not 'then', you're comparing. Go back to school, dumbass.
>>689755916
he has said she doesnt give a shit but prefers to identify as female its on a video on her youtube channel
Joe Piscapo used to buy ice cream for his two daughters a few times a week from where I used to work. Didn't really know who he was at the time but didn't care because he tipped me well.
>>689756680
Grammar nazi
>>689756900
Grammer*
Ftfy retart
>>689752205
>met bailey jay
>"her"
your baiting very hard, i rate 5/7 for making me answer
>>689756460
I don't like nigger music either. But everyone around here is a dumb redneck who listens to that shit so I've always associated it with those idiots.
>>689756949
Dosent knew me doin it on purpuse
>>689756949
ffs dont incorrectly correct someone and i know i said dont i hate using apostrophes on this damn phone
I met the guys from the band Psychostick
I've met Tony Hawk, Steven Tyler, Steve-o, a few nfl players and couches, freestyle mx rider Twitch Stienberg, Dean Norris and Oprah.
The nfl players aren't much of a story as I hardly knew who they were.
>>689752205
Met Gordon Ramsay years ago, was playing rugby against his son
>>689752205
> her
mfw
>>689757222
HOLY SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT, i met the guy with the weird hat when he came to a store and bought jerky and shit
>>689757304
Why does her skirt move like that? Never seen a lady do that?
>>689754985
newfag detected
>>689757304
Idk why but I like this, vary, vary much
Met Bruce Campbell when he came to lecture at my university about 10 years ago. Was outside smoking around the back of the auditorium, leaning on his Porsche. Smoked a cig with him, very cool down to earth guy. Didn't bother him for an autograph as he just got done talking for an hour.
>>689752205
>her
>her
>her
GAYYYY
>>689752205
I molested Riley Curry in last years NBA finals
>>689752205
if this is true, that's fucking incredible.
well done
>>689757461
her uterus is not from this world
>>689757461
/Bait
>>689757461
yada yada yada femaline schlong
>>689757539
Cuz your a faggit
Had a one night stand with Chloe B back in 2005
>>689757661
Yeah ? So what ? Free world motha fucker
>>689757539
Either you want to look like her, or you are a faggot
>>689754245
>id love to be a female with a dick
>>689757796
>Free world
Looks like Omar missed you
>>689752205
met all the original members of KMFDM and had a beer with Gunter Schultz
Met Rob Zombie's former guitarist Riggs
Met Andy from Combichrist
Met Raymond Watts
Met Aaron Ward from the Detroit Red Wings/Carolina Hurricanes....actually i've met a good deal of the carolina hurricanes. they come into a local sandwich shop after practice where i eat lunch
>>689757617
Would you say ? "The Outer Limits"
I met Bieber at a night club in Toronto. Not as much of a dick as you'd think in real life. Asked him to come over to our group. He came over. He was pretty chill. There were like 8-9 girls with us. They would have sucked a turd from his asshole if he asked them.
>>689757600
all my dubs
>>689752205
ur a fucking creep
>>689757412
NICE! I saw them at a show, and complimented their performance. Their singer was also at the merch booth while I was looking at everything. Pretty sure he thought I was one weird motherfucker
I met Knowshon Moreno at a business party thing several years back and two years ago I met Maggie Peterson (from the Andy Griffith Show) at a Dennie's in Las Vegas.
I met the black ghost buster, the old mr. fantastic, and ralphie from the suprano's while working at a theater in high school
>celebrity shits pretty overrated if you ask me
>>689758086
you mean twilight zone
My friend said Hi to Gene hackmen in the Airport .. and he said Hi back
I got my pool Course in nelly furtado parents house .. .. well .. in the Pool area
>thats it
>>689752205
>This one time I met a tranny and sperged the fuck out
GG OP
>>689752205
I once made weird, awkwardly long eye contact with Orlando Bloom.
Good times.
Carmen Basilio smacked me in the face. Dude was off his rocker and senile as fuck. Hit pretty hard for a 90 year old. Then he said "that's for nothing ya punk"
>>689758500
You gave him fuck me eyes ?
>>689758546
thats awesome
>>689758657
It was more of a "you look a lot older in person" look
>>689752205
>Go to Christmas dinner with family
>All go to uncles house for this one
>Guess who opens the door?
>PETER FUCKING GREEN (fleetwood mac)
>Don't make a big deal out of it
>Play it cool and say "hey uncle peter hows it going and merry Christmas big guy"
>Walk into the front room and guess whos there?
>JOHN FUCKING SPARKS (Doctor Feel Good)
>Also play it cool and ask how his son beau is doing and if hes about
>>689752205
My friend said he met Psycho Miko. Apparently his hand felt like a stack of sandpaper.
pic unrelated
meet a few people due to music n stuff and you know what? ignore rockstars
my brother sat on a subway train across from will ferrell. this was back when he was on SNL
he turned around in a movie theater once, to see when his friend would come through the doors and wave him over -- when he saw he was sitting in front of daniel day lewis
>>689756594
My brother's saw bobby Jackson 2 days ago at a wing stop
Pic related is Emma Gover, a UK glamour model. I fucked her when she was at uni about eight years ago.
>>689752205
>Walking down 5th Avenue.
>See President Barack Obama chimping out about there not being enough bread at Subway or some shit.
>Call him a nigger.
>We fight.
>Secret service shoots me before I can get a punch in.
>Get sent to hospital.
>Die in ambulance.
>>689754548
Nice pasta.
>>689752205
I took a piss next to Harry Styles at a chick fil a in Los angeles. He just looked at me and sighed and said "fuckin a man", then zipped up and left.
>>689759900
trump?
>Go down to Temecula with friends to help out with a buddy and his MMA course.
>Go to gym, place will highly funded.
>We start fucking around, setting everything up for later
>later that day
>we're cleaning up, fights are over and we're putting all the promotional stuff in the back.
>Run into pic related
>Play it cool
>We end up talking for a bit
>"We're going to go get drinks at some bar near here, come with us"
>Okay
>We hang out, some other fighters there (some not well known, others are well known)
>I decide fuck it and make a move
>We're going back to my buddies place out here if you want to come with us.
We'll be playing beerpong, just kind of a kickback
>Okay
>Why is this easier than I expected?
>Get to house, more people than we expected
>House party starts
>Fuck, need more beer
>"i'll go with you"
>Took us an hour to get beer from a mile away because we mostly just talked and fucked around with eachother
>"I doubt after tonight we'll see eachother again"
>"I don't know, I'm usually around here during the summer only"
We both just kind of looked at eachother and knew we we're going to probably see eachother, we'd been hitting it off.
>get into house
>Drop off beer
>decent amount of people have left
>go upstairs
Have to say, one of the best I've ever been with.
friend was pulling back into a parking space on the street when a car zipped into the spot. it was robin williams. my friend rolled down the passenger window and yelled "hey williams, you stole my spot!"
he came over and leaned in the window and apologized and offered to pull out and give us the spot. he seemed honestly chagrined and was very friendly and soft spoken.
>Giant faggot going to a concert at a small local venue
>Be alone
>Walking around, never been to this place before
>Look at the restroom doors, labeled Mami and Papi
>Turn around when someone asks about if there are restrooms
>Point towards the doors, not knowing it was the person I came to see
>Mother fucking Busdriver
>He leaves
>Talk to him when he starts to walk around the bar
>Pretty chill guy
>Nice concert
>>689759900
legit lol'd
nice double dubs
>>689760099
Nah, I'm Putin. Trump was there though, chasing some Mexican, da.
>>689754548
nice meme
>>689752205
Ha ha you're from Sacramento. Me too.
>>689752205
I got punched by Carrot Top back in 06 at the Mirage.
>>689760530
my condolences
Oldfag. Knew porn star Tera Patrick before she got into porn. Crazy party girl, we all used to go to Denny's late at night and she would harass the old people.
I've met Justin Bieber (he was 15 and still owned by Usher and Disney), Adam Lambert, Dave Draimen (Singer of Disturbed), Lead singer of Sum 41, Mark Wahlberg, Andrei Bocelli, Wayne Coyne (singer of The Flaming Lips) and Ron Howard
>>689760116
that night sounded like it was... haywire
>>689757793
story?
>>689760760
mmm tera patrick
many faps have been had
>>689758122
That faggot was hanging around my town a couple of months ago (eugene, oregon) fuck him.
>>689760882
fucking lol
Solid 9/10
>Be in Las Vegas in 08
>In elevator with William Shatner
>Elevator about to get to my floor
>Dinner I'd eaten wasn't agreeing with me at all
>Just as door opens I let out a silent fart
>Turned around just in time to see the doors closing and Shatner looking like he wanted to vomit
>>689761325
if this is real, then you win the thread
>>689760530
Naw just got caught up there and I have to go to court there.
I'm trying to appeal for a transfer but they said I'm already more then half way paying my taxes so just two more months and I don't have to go back
If I do go back its for miss jay
>>689761259
thank you i was proud of that one
>>689760803
Oh also know the band Phish personally and Jackson Browne
>>689752205
That's funny! I was in an elevator with Bailey in a hotel. I was in Charlotte for a comic book convention. I asked her if she was there for the convention and she laughed and said no. She handed me a card for her website when she got off and I said "Oh I already know who you are," and she looked at me side-eyed and said "Have fun at the convention."
>>689761164
He got beat up by a nigger recently, LOL. There's a video on YouTube of it too.
I met Stephen Amell once....goddamn canadians
>>689759633
Fuck sports though, no one cares.
>>689761681
did you suck her feminine penis
>be me
>be young, year is probably around 2004
>live in a private lake community
>mother is treasurer of said lake
>basically she runs the whole thing
>was autistic as fuck so dont remember much
>In a shitty boat we bought in 1998, we drove Adam Horovitz, or Ad-rock, to his kickass house on lake
>Got to meet him, spoke to him, all good shit
>Not very interesting story, but his house is fucking bomb
I've met most modern famous rock musicians. I work with a heavily touring band and it's not uncommon to chill with folks on their bus or invite them to our bus or see someone in catering. It's always odd meeting someone new because you literally have nothing to talk about.
About 14 years ago, I was on a beach in Hawaii making sandcastles with some betafag. He kept talking about how his uncle was an architect. Found out later his dad was Steven Tyler of Aerosmith. Ive since moved to Hawaii and he is now my neighbor... total douche. Trying to get a law passed at the local level to make this beach his private beach and I used to catch him in the local Gap before put in a men's section, now he refuaes to go in because they don't have the same selection.
>be me futurfag
>travel back time
>fuck ur mom's brain out
>ur born
>I run cause ur an ugly faggot
One of my good friends. Chuck Norris' Grandson. Been to Chucks ranch and got to meet him a few times. Really down to earth family.
>>689762402
Forgot pic.
I met Logan Huffman from the shitty V remake at a bad in Indianapolis. He was there with his twin sister. I as sitting at the bar and they were in a booth. I talked to him briefly when he would come to the bar for a drink because some kind of pro-wrestling was on the TV and he thought it was funny. When his sister would come up she would be right next to me pushing her tits against me and telling me "did you know we were twins" and after they left the bartender showed me a video on his phone of the twin sister naked with a plastic bag on her head fingerbanging herself and pissing.
I saw Putin once
>>689762854
holy shit was not expecting that last past
I met Charlie Weis, Brian Kelly, and Manti Tao. The first two were jerk but Manti was chill as fuck. He told me to call him Brad for some reason.
>>689762958
I like you
>>689763154
>call him Brad
Every one has his fetish don't judge
>>689754548
love this one
>be 16
>riding bike around Pacific Heights in SF with friends
>hear Robin Williams bought a house around there recently
>see dude texting while stopped at a stop light on his bike
>decide to see if he's heard anything
>ride up and ask "Hey Man blah blah blah"
>He turns around
>its motherfucking Robin Williams
>at a loss for words
>just sort of babble and ask "Are you Robin Williams"
>cracks a joke and pulls out his wallet to "check"
>Dude was genuinely hilarious
>Was on his way to meet his daughter Zelda
>want to bang Zelda
>say thanks for your time and dont get a picture because I didn't have a camera phone or anything
I miss that dude
If anybody knows anything about going into San Francisco, you know there's a tunnel with rainbows around the entrances. They recently officially changed the name of that tunnel to the Robin Williams Tunnel.
>>689763747
>>689760192
hey that's funny
>>689758338
Were his tears as noticeable in person?
Had a few:
>grade schooler in the early 80's
>grade school is across the street from Johny Carson's childhood home Norfolk NE
>Mr. Carson comes back to Norfolk to dedicate a new cancer treatment wing at the Lutheran hospital to his father that Mr. Carson paid for
>Mother is one of the radiation techs, so I get to go on a personal tour with Mr. Carson
>One of the nicest people to ever walk this good Earth
Next, still in the 80's:
>Dad puts me in the car and we drive to Omaha
>Elvira was opening a Fredricks of Hollywood
>Signed a bag for me
>it was slow when we got there, so she talked to us for about 20 minutes
>also a ridiculously nice person
College years in Lincoln, early 90's:
>Campus brings Adam Sandler in to entertain us
>Friend's frat gets him to head over to their house
>Sandler immediately goes into Le Weedman's room, which connects to my friends
>Sandler wanders over an hour later stoned out of his fucking mind
>That man is an capitol-A asshole
Next:
>Campus brings in Woody Harrelson
>carbon copy sequence of events as above
>Harrelson makes Sandler look like a catholic saint
Oh, and I fucked Miss Nebraska 1992. Not that difficult of an accomplishment, unfortunately.
I've met
Jackie stewert
Patrick Stuart
Man United in the airport
Alot more but they aren't as well known
>>689756984
wow a perfect score!
i met miranda cosgrove, u jelly mirandafags
Accidentally burned William Petersen, dude who played Gil Grissom on the original CSI show, with a cigarettes when I was in Vegas like 10 years ago. He said, "God dammit!" I said sorry. He called me a moron and kept walking.
>>689765359
you look like a retarded ape with a beer gut
Just met some bands.
Tankard, Jeff Waters from Annihilator, Peter Hobbs, Death...
>>689765587
Oh yeah. Also met Ted Nugent. Buddy was friends with his son. They had a party at his house once. He lived in Waco, TX for a bit. Not sure if he still does or not. Dude has trophies of all the shit he's killed. Was drunk. Asked him to play guitar for me. He just ignored me haha
Found out after about 2 years that one of the guys in my private chat group on City of Heroes Virtue server was Jim Butcher.
Guy was a pretty decent team mate.
>>689752205
>her
>>689765750
jelly mirandafag spotted lmao
>>689757304
which vid is this?
>>689754245
no suck thing as chicks with dicks, only guys with tits.
>>689766523
nigger i'm forty seven i barely know who that bitch is
>be in Orlando
>going to see concert at plaza live
>walking down East colonial
>see group of guys skating down street
> move to the side to let them pass
>Tyler the creator w taco and jasper
>>689752205
>be 8ish
>In NY
>mom driving on the brooklyn bridge
>I see a limo right next to us
>Mr.mcmahin rolls down his window
>ohshitnigga.jpg
>I roll down mine and yell at him
>he rolls his window back up
>mom tells me to shut the fuck up and sit back in seat
>mfw
I did some blow with Dave Attell
I met Ray Charles once, he said good to see you
Guy who eats a Pizzaria owned by son of Famous Rays here:
Met the band Diarrhea Planet back in April of this year. Chilled and had good convo with two of the guitarists. First guy was running the merch table. Cool dude, I asked him if he ran the merch, he said that he was a guitarist in the band. proceeded to go onstage and melt faces with the rest of the band. rest of the dudes were cool, talking with the crowd. met up with the second guitarist at the bar, both of us getting water. Told him I knew the band from a university music festival that they played two years ago. He lit up because he said he recognized my shirt while he was onstage and couldn't quite place it. cool bro as well. we all chatted till the place closed down. They were on Late Night With Seth Myers last week.
Pic related, lead singer in the background, me with my back to you.
>>689767177
Nice dubs me. Meant to share this pic:
>>689767063
Who hasn't?
>>689767411
Nice dubs indeed.
I met Klinger and Mulcahy from MASH when they were doing a touring production of The Odd Couple.
>>689756460
>no garth brooks
hate you anon
I saw seal and Celine dion at the airport in Puerto Vallarta in 08
>>689765359
not if thats you fatty
The best I can do is that I fucked a woman who is now a "political commentator" on MSNBC when she was in college and on vacation in Puerto Rico. I was stationed there (Army) and I met her in tourist section of Isla Verde. She was on holiday while on break from Uni (Oxford). My buddy and I showed her and her friend the Island for the weekend and I fucked her several times all over the island.
was surprised to see her on television several years later.
pic related. she had longer hair then
>>689754245
Bailey isn't a female with a dick, he's a tranny.
>Be around 12 or 13
>Stood at baggage check in airport
>brother starts going crazy to himself
>me and mum question why
>turns out chipmunk is behind us
>mum doesnt give a fuck and turns round and tells him we're both fans (even though i dont really know who he is)
>shutthefuckup.gif
>turns out him and his guards were really cool guys
>after baggage is checked we wait around for him and get a picture with him.
>still dont really know or care who he is to this day
>>689765359
Not really, you fat ugly sack of shit.
>>689756460
Can confirm country music all sounds the same, saying its better than rap/r&b is purely saying you're an uncultured hick from south Mississippi.
Apart from flyover country, I probably live in one of the most boring states in the US. A couple of famous people were born here, but none of them ever come back. I can't blame them.
I met Frank Kaminski during all-star break back in February. He seems like a nice dude.
Does anyone wanna hear the story of when I met David lee roth
>>689754548
most delicious pasta. well played, anon.
![[MUFFLED AYY LMAO IN THE DISTANCE].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b6h9n1a.jpg "[MUFFLED AYY LMAO IN THE DISTANCE].jpg")
>>689768718
You live in South Carolina too huh?
Met Kane from the wwe once
>>689756002
I'm jealous. I shit you not, I'm a huge fan of hers. I just saw her a couple of months ago when Willie was in St Louis right after Merle died. Look up her daughter, Aubrey Sellers. SUPER hot and very talented. Nice rack like her momma.
pic related is Rosie Jones, used to be a page 3 model here in the UK, and other random lads magazines, went to college together and 'dated' for a few months. hardly famous, but cool non the less.
>>689769045
not that I anon but yes, i do.
The armpit of the south
My friend and I went to see Brian Posehn doing stand up one night, and after the show we smoked weed with him and talked about Star Wars.
It was pretty cool
>>689763747
I hope they never name a rainbow-tunnel after me that would make me gayer in death than in life and that is extremely fucking gay.
>>689760192
And then he hung himself the end
>>689769045
Indiana, but I guess I forgot about SC. Neither one seems to have much of any interest.
>>689769694
Nah. We got Aziz Ansari and Hootie and the Blowfish. That's nice. And that govenor who had a mistress in Argentinia lol
>>689769443
Happen to be from Fayetteville AR? Lol. We also smoked up Brian after a show on Dickson St
>>689752205
I was at a bar with Milo Yiannopoulos and then someone called a bomb threat and we were all evacuated.
I've run into ADMIRAL RIKER at a few strip clubs here in portland. I forget what show but he has worked on some show that films here. I remember looking it up and i could again but I won't.
He's always been really nice but I've never bugged him or anything either.
According to the bouncer I asked afterwards Frakes is a big stripper fan. Not a horrible thing to be but it's not like strippers are rare here.
>>689769594
Sad because that would be the only tunnel you/your name would have ever entered alive or dead.
>>689770074
I dont mind.
About a decade ago Smash Mouth came to our base to hold a concert. While eating dinner at a restraint afterward they waltzed in and ate next to us. Pretty swell guys from what I remember.
Alex Trebek came to my high school to play Jeopardy with some of the students. He was cool.
I saw miley and billyray cyris at 6 flags the summer before she turned into trash.
I was trying to get by her entourage and press before i realised what was going on
>be me
>working at HotTopic a few years back
>needed money and got a good discount on clothes, judge me.
>One average work day
>See two douche bags walk in
>The way they present themselves is enough to let anyone know they think they're important
>Ask co-worker who tf these hipster looking bundles of sticks are
>"Brush it's the drummer and lead vocalist of IAmHaunted"
>Never heard lf them or their shitty band
>Decide to stroke their egos because fuck this job
>Approach them
>"holy shit you guys are IAmHaunted"
>"Go ahead and take anything you want for free, my manager doesn't charge famous bands!"
>They half thank me before struggling to fit as much tweenage emo garbage into their backpacks as they can
>Don't even say thanks as they walk out
>wait 10 minutes, call mall security
>Tell them two grown men dressed in denim vests with provocative tattoos just robbed us at knife point
>Police show up
>Swat van shows up
>"band" members tackled and arrested in parking lot
>Quit job next day
>No ducks given
>>689769852
That's something. We got Jamie Hyneman from mythbusters, that's all that really comes to mind. A couple presidents too.
>>689766937
story kinda related
>at WM28 w/ friends
>having a beer before the gates to the arena open
>douchebag w/ sleeve tattoos and leather vest with no shirt five feet from us
>who is this clown?
>starts taking pictures with kids
>idonteven.blend
>show starts
>almost main event
>douchebag shows up again
>he's on the entrance ramp, rapping
>it's Machine Gun Kelly
>apparently we were just old men who don't know about modern music
>>689752205
she sounds like kinda of a bitch
>>689761325
I love this story.
>>689754548
>>689770662
Best story ever.
>>689771366
I can understand her being a bit standoffish when there are millions of neckbeards constantly describing how they want to suck your dick online.
>>689754548
That dude is awesome.
>>689752205
y'all niggas must be ugly or he ain't as slutty as he seems
>>689752205
Seems like a cunt
>>689771865
sorry to burst your bubble but that copy paste, saw the same story years ago but with Jack Nicholson
>>689770662
>mfw this story
>>689752205
>live in LA
>be pretty wealthy
>live in a neighborhood with lots of celebrities
>see them regularly at certain shops
>don't bother them
>basically ignore them
>their new money
>>689770662
>>689772579
I dont recognize people who are supposed to be celebrities.
My brother used to own a bar in Naples, FL and he was always telling me who this famous person was or that famous person was. I never recognized any of them.
>>689752205
I've met Summer Glau at Comic Con
>pic related
>>689768586
idk why i thought that was so funny but it made me laugh
I was with my kid named kid named Xander and bumped into Nicholas Brendon. Had to have the photo op. It was a moral imperative.
>>689772960
after seeing them a few times you realize who it is. It's a celebrity heavy area and eventually you become desensitized to seeing them. Doesn't matter anyways. They're new money.
>>689770662
mfw
>>689752205
You want a story? Alright so about the time Joey Pistachio was outta Philly with Joey Dildoes and his mother Joey Nutcracker the Opera we got to buying ourselves a new Trabant you know the paper car anyways Joey was complaining to Joey that her VAGINA
>>689772994
stahp just stahp
>>689772994
hover hand fag
>>689773144
You named your kid Xander after the gay Zelda guy from Drawn Together? High school is going to be rough.
>>689772994
That hover hand doe
>>689770662
well done sir
>>689770662
>>689773693
Alexander, Xander for short. High School is always rough.
>>689774156
>filename
kek
I met Jeremy Clarkson in a vietnamese whorehouse, he was high as a kite asking for "boys with tits". The poor bastard must have thought he was in Thailand.
Not really a celebrity I guess but I met shaggy from icp while out with my mom. I gave him a hug. He went to hug my mom too, and she denied him. He got super offended and walked off.
>>689754985
>Being this much of a newfag
wew sure is s u m m e r in here
I met Michael Murphy and that's about it for well known people.
>>689773380
because women can't drive so Joey switched over and there was a thump. Who the fuck other could that been than the man himself, Joey Pitts outta KSquare so we got some Serge steacks and he showed me a picture of his Cadillac the end
>>689762402
If this is real I know chuck norris's grandaughter went to school with her
>>689768713
>all rap/hip-hop doesn't sound the same
>working in office of a hit TV show
>billy dee Williams walks in
>fucking Lando Callrissian
>almost go totally gay fan boy, barely hold it together
>starts screaming at me
>turns out transpo sent van instead of limo
>got chewed out by Lando Callrissian
Worked in music industry for a while, met dozens of bands and artists, all the way from Metalica to Larry Graham. Coolest one was Ryan Martinie from Mudvayne, not a metal fan really but spent a week hanging out with him and he is just the friendliest dude.
>>689765359
"Hey, I watch iCarly every week. I'm 35 by the way!"
>>689774935
this is true
>>689758077
Andy seems really nice, you talk to him at all? And Riggs?
>>689775115
did you tell him that he hasnt been relevant in 30 years?
that he was lucky to get the van, next time he can call an Uber
>>689766736
Hey, that's pretty good
>>689775745
Not gross at all
>>689768204
is that Jon Heder?
I sold Julia Roberts some Lyle Lovett cds. she seemed alright
>>689769329
she wear pads or tampons??
>>689767063
Holy shit! How was that? Daves dope.
Saw Penn & Teller at Casino Rama Twice. Got a picture and my ticket signed by Penn both times.
>>689755904
how do you work at a comic con?
>>689760116
dude. boner.jpg from deadpool. tell me you fuckin got her number and offered her breakfast. i fuckin would.
>>689776206
i have no idea my friend.
>>689776727
yet you supposedly went out with her for months..ok
>>689757304
I'd love to slip my hand up her skirt. See what I find. Ooh my giddy aunt.
I met Vincent of The Acacia Strain 2 years ago when they were playing in West Columbia, SC, he was super fucking nice, signed my new Above/Below vinyl and my Coma Witch one.
>>689776885
i couldn't even tell you what my current girlfriend of 4 years uses either! not my business to know good buddy
>>689752205
>Las Vegas
>I'm working at a movie theater
>Phil Ivey(famous poker player) gets in my line at the concession stands
>i hurry and get rid of the people in line before him
>"let me get a large popcorn and a coke"
>i get the popcorn come back and hand it too him
>"arent you Phil Ivey?"
>"yeah"
>tips me 20 and walks away
you dont normally get tipped working at a theater so that was nice of him
>>689776115
no, its not Napoleon Dynamite, It Liz Mair
>>689776029
Lol, yeah, I should have told him we didn't send a limo because he betrayed Han Solo
I fucked a girl when i was younger
She was a famous whore in the hood, she literally fucked/dated every single guy in my social circle (8 guys, including me)
>>689752205
>INCONTERS
What a massive fucking retard.
>>689777422
yeah, fuck that guy for selling him to Bobba Fett.
>>689777234
you sir.... are not an attentive boyfriend
>organize film night
>showing buck angel movie
>mailing buck for movie rights and such
>buck responds: dude, I am town on the day of your screening
>hang out
>drink, laughs
>buck invites me to his range
>buck offers me personal training schedules
>too much a pussy to take him up on it
>still had a great time and hugs and kisses
>>689762854
Master
Jesse from breaking bad goes into the grocery store I work at when he visits home. Always buys a bottle of Dom every time
Worked on a show with Brooke Burns, very nice and crazy hot
>>689752205
>her
has anyone met Danny Trejo?
>>689752205
>"naw just a fag, let's go "
>a fag
>implying
>>689757304
Shame she never actually takes a dick.
>>689778004
Yeah mother fucker did I spell him ?
No so shut your moral faggot mouth and fuck your self with a rusty pipe
>>689778280
Yeah I know ay ?
It's like she took the time to make herself a woman but won't take a woman's role in bed ?
Tell me that it's for nothing going through all the surgery
>>689778280
she takes dick... on video... from her "husband"
Saw Bill Murray at a bowling alley a few months ago. It's not that uncommon to see him around my city because he owns a sports team here. Didn't say anything to him other than "Hi, Bill murray!"
I met Vladamir Putin at a Meet-n-Greet boat show in Pueblo, CO a few years ago. I was ripping shots of Goldschlager on the bow of my buddy's Mastercraft and he sort of just appeared out of the water. Asked me for a shot. I hand him the bottle and he just submerges back into the water. Guy still owes me a bottle
>>689777658
perhaps not, i should probably rethink my relationship strategy. I was never really Rosie's boyfriend though, we just boned a few times and went to see The Hangover too. was pretty cool
Got drunk with these two a long time ago
>>689778834
topkek
seen tv's fred the weatherman in mancehster airport and asked him on twitter where he was going and the ignorant fucker never tweeted back. few weeks later he was arrested on historical child abuse and hes now in prison
>horse fag
>entire family is into show horses and also endurance racing
>go to typical horse show in Missouri for work and experience
>William Shatner and his wife are expected to be there
>his wife likes horses
>she walks through main stables and asks me dumbshit questions like "don't you hate the dirty work?"
>I answer one word questions since I'm both buzzed off cheap whisky and just smoked a blunt with some anon
>Will Shatner seems obviously pissed that I haven't acknowledged him yet
>demands I find someone who can get him a water bottle
>I'm too stupid, inept, and careless to know where to find one
>offer him mine
>he says "get a life" and he and his wife just keep walking
Whatever. I'm too drunk to care.
>>689770662
Go to a bar. Hacksaw jim diggan os there promoting a wrestling franchise in the area
I shake his hand amd say hey
He looks at me amd says "Do you have any weed"
>oh fucking shit i dont amd i dont smoke weed
Tell him that ill get some
Call the loser stoners and cant get in touch with anyone.
I could have smoked a joint with hacksaw behind the bar but because im drug free i mossed out
>>689769610
fuck you
>>689765359
That's creepy, anon.
>>689779559
rofl, laughed hard at this story, somehow
>>689767146
Underrated post
I saw Aaron Paul at an unemployment office in Los Angeles yesterday. I noticed him but didn’t want to bother him. He obviously saw me because he came up to me. He said, “Please let me give you an autograph, yo, bitch. Please respond.” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Please respond. Please respond. Xbox, please respond. Bitch.” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my day, and I heard him crying as I walked off. When I came to apply up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen job applications in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be busy and read scripts, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually because “I just wish I had more time to play,” and then turned around and cried at me. I don’t even think that’s a career. After she scanned each form and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by saying “Xbox turn on” really loudly.
>>689779008
Was Matt Damon drinking the elixir of life? That niggah don't age
>>689772994
hover hand
>>689770880
>>689766937
I don't know why but wrestling stories are extra funny
>>689761681
>i already know who you are
what? who are you?
>>689769045
What about Charleston tho
>See will smith out of fucking nowhere, i don't live in the U.S
>it's before "after earth" so he's still cool
>he's wearing obvious "don't want to be recognized" grab
>He gets that i did recognize him and probably wonders if i'll start to shout he's there, like an asshole
>give him a nod, turn around, and go get myself a smoothie in a place nearby
>5 minutes later, a voice saying "excuse me, you dropped this" and a note put on my table
>it says "thanks!" and has an autograph under it
Carried it in my wallet. said wallet was stolen in 2014, was kind of sad, after he was so cool about it.
Also met Gene Simmons who gave me a hearty handshake right away though i didn't even ask or imply. Heard KISS in general were really cool to their fans.
>>689754853
>>689759907
>>689760474
>>689763455
>hurrdurr mom look i spotted some pasta on 4chan xD
>>689780875
That's tight!
>>689757239
Were they top quality couches?
I had sex with Lena Dunham about a year ago.
>>689781219
Lucky fool.
>>689752205
Faggot
>>689756135
Every cunt's had a drink with them for fucks sake.
Invited to the city, decided to go to the pawn star shop since for some reason I like that show, mostly because that book-lady is so hot. They all look even more retarded irl, bought alot of stuff since they had many german pre ww1 items atm. Bald guy mustve thought I was some bigtime collector and I was invited to chumlees party of some kind. Powder everywhere and fat dark skinned chicks - no thanks. mfw they are actually decadent loosers who managed to get rich somehow
>>689752205
Bailey Jay doesn't identify as a woman, he wouldn't have said ms jay
His name is fucking Brian and he's said in interviews before that he's nothing more than a cross dresser and lives as a man
>>689781219
Sorry
>>689777750
sweet
>>689752205
>her
lost it
Saw Thomas Gibson of Criminal Minds in an Atlanta airport. I was drunk at the bar. I went and told him I was a fan and he was an inspiration. He looked at me like I was an idiot and walked off with his luggage. I'm still not sure why I said the inspiration part....
>>689781219
My uncle is the head of Nintendo
>>689781219
no you didnt.
no one can do that
were you on a cocktail of viagra, exctasy and alcohol and did she hide her body, only revealing her vagina?
>>689765587
Don't blame him to be honest that fucking hurts
Ok, let's see, I've met The Undertaker, Shawn Michaels, Chris Jericho, Mick Foley, Numerous UFC / MMA fighters, Bruce Campbell, Quentin Tarrantino Simon Peg, Kristin Wig, Seth Rogan, ICP, Ricky Williams, Mark Henry, Elijah Wood, and I think that's it.
