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reply to this post and you'll get a gf tomorrow
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>>689746008
i dont think thats how it works
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Is it the qt from my office?
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>>689746008
postin
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>>689746008
Sure. I have one, but she's being weird and distant. Could use a new one.
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>>689746008
K
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Ahh yes, very good.
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>>689746008
Fine ol'mighty cat
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>>689746008
reply
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>>689746008
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Stay cool catter
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>>689746008
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>>689746008
Pls help me out doggie
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K
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im so lonely please get me a gf catter
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If it doesnt happen ill rope myself
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Pls
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just in case you know
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>>689746008
aww yiss finally
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM
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Fuk off m7
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I could use a girlfriend
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pliz
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Im sure
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>>689746008
Yup thats how that works
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>>689746008
I could use some pussy and a girl to chill with
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>>689746008
party cat, please bless me
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>>689746008
gimme lisa
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K cat
Whatever you say
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>>689746008
I wish
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>>689746008
Is immunity cat protecting me from this as well?
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I'm not desperate, I'm opportunistic.
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okay
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nigger
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>>689746008
I need a guardian force tomorrow so bad. I hope it's like Doomtrain or Bahamut.
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Thx
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>>689746008
Gf get
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Y knot
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I have nothing better to do anyways...
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Post
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I never go anywhere, so I'm looking forward to her LITERALLY BREAKING INTO MY FUCKING HOUSE and forcing her cunt upon me.
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>>689746008
Worth a try
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ho rly?
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Allrighty
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>>689746008
Please give me the qt
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Niggers
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pls
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Pls gibe GF
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please
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>>689746008
I hope so.
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Thank yiu cool cat
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>>689746008
gf plzarino no liearino
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>>689746008
oh ok. thanks op.
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Me llamo ultramarine Jew boner mi casa
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>>689746008
I hope it's a trap!
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>>689746008
Let's try it anyway
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>>689748057
can tell why you need a picture of a cat to get you one
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Pls halp catta
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>>689746008
Why not
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>>689746008
>Tfw no gf.
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>>689746008
mio
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what the hell!
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sleep tight catter
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>>689746008
pls
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>>689746008
k den
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>>689746008
Okay
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>>689746008
gf plox
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>>689746008
I am hundred percent sure it will be work.
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Bless me, catter
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>>689746008
do it i dare you
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>>689746008
Fuck you!
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Shure I will
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k
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XD
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>>689746008
gr8 m8 8/8
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>>689746008
Pls
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Worth a try
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cool
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Bekfast
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>>689746008
if she wears glasses like that ironically, i'm in
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>>689746008
might actually happen tbqhwyf
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>>689746008
I hope
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I want to believe
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why not
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fat
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>>689746008
Finally...
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>>689746008
>>689746008
Faggot
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>>689746008
Americaa FUCK YEAAHHHHH
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I'll be waiting
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finally
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>>689746008
Replying first!
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>>689746008
:^)))))))
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N i c e
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Okay
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>>689746008
I'm lonely
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K m8
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K then
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>>689746008
I'll believe when I eat it
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>>689746008
Lmao it wont happen
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oki
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>>689746008
Roll
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>>689746008
yeah, sure
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>>689746008
Lol yes pls
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>>689746008
No harm in trying
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Well then
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Worth a shot
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ayyy
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>>689746008
i better do anon
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pls
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Nothing wrong with a spare.
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>>689746008
ayy pls
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I only need my waifu

Jk pleaseiwantagfimsodesperate
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>>689746008
Im guessing this wont work, but Ill honestly try anything these days
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>>689746008
fag
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>>689746008
We can do this OP.
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>>689746008
fast fast fast
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Please be fluttershy
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>>689746008
Gotta get a gf
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>>689746008
Time to lose the V card.
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>>689746008
ok
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Pls
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Whhaaaat!!
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>>689746008
I hope this Works man
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>>689746008
Boats and hoes
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>>689756257

What a babe!
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>>689746008
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>>689746008
Fuck it, why not
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>>689746008
Nice try doggo.
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The fat cat couldn't lie
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this would eliminate /b/ if everyone gets a gf
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please please please please please please please please please please please please please please
god please
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>>689746008
get
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>>689746008
Kek
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Ye mang
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>>689746008
I hope she's a qt 3.14
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>>689746008
What do I have to lose eh?
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>>689746008
But I want a boyfriend.
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Norway
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>>689756079
shut the fuck up spooky scary
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>>689746008
for realsies?
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I smell a deceivement in the air
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k
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Thank you GF-cat.
Hope she won't be a trap.
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Postin'
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I'm so lonely
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Please catter
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>>689746008
i dont want
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memes
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gf pls
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heil
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>>689746008
I am just hoping for the end at this point
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This is desperation roll
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>>689746008
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>>689746008
Rollin
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waitin
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>>689746008
yess pls
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Worth a shot
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>>689755828
I'm sure she's dtf
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AAAAAA
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>>689746008
But I'm married... Aw shit
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K.
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IK HEB GEPOST JASPER!!!
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lf gf
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ok
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>>689746008
oh shir wassup
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>>689746008
Yeah, that'll happen.
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>>689746008
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Sounds good better reply
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>>689746008
What if I've already got one?
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a
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Pls based filthy cate.Gib gf
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>>689759244
goe gedaan
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>>689746008
Gotta squeeze in
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plz
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>>689746008
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>>689746008
pls
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Ad Victoriam.
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gimme
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>>689746008
Yessg
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>>689746008
You better not be lying OP...
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If you say so, cool catter
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ok
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Don't lie
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>>689746008

pls
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Let's see if it works
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>>689746008

Reply
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>>689746008
I wish that was true
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I want a gf
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dubs for 3-way
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>>689746008
Dope
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>>689746008
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>>689746008
Daddy needs a new pair of gf
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Boner
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Rolling in a menacing form.
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I better get one
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Done
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>>689746008
Postin. Just cuz that cat is cool as fuck.
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>>689746008
plz
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i will get better gf than anybody here... luv and all that stuff
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>>689746008
Shiet it's HAPPENING
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>>689746008
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>>689746008
Roll
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>>689746008
Yolo
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Roll
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>>689746008
guhgcvv
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Thx lord catter
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>>689746008
1 gf pls
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>>689746008
ok
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>>689746008
I need
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Just 4 the dubs
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>>689746008
alright OP
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>>689746008
What if I already have one?
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>>689762174
>IMPLYING
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>>689746008
I doubt it
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>>689746008
>The amount of posts in this thread
>The fact that I'm posting in it too.
> :(
>:'(
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>>689746008
Please
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olpa
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>>689746008
humor me.
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Okay then
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beeble beeble
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eh might as well
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>>689746008
Plz
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>>689746008
rolling
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It's worth a shot
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>>689762227
Wait, I don't, I have a fiance, I hate that word...but no gf technically. Almost got quads.
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>>689746008
Jzibdkale
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pls
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>>689746008
That's really generous of you thanks
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>>689746008
why not all i do is jerk off and contemplate suicide
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>>689746008
Pls based cat
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>>689746008
>reply to this post and you'll get a gf tomorrow
Hey
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>>689746008
well im hanging out with this girl tomorrow
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>>689746008
fake and gay
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>>689746008
Ratata swaq bitch
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thx OP
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>>689746008
tell me hooooowwwww!!?!?!?!
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I am desperate enough to try this.
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woot
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>>689762227
But I do

It's horrible
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>>689746008
kek
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Is that right?
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>>689746008
Biting
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Please god
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>>689746008
this is how desperate i am dear christ i used to be an alright guy
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