Tell a story about that time your mum caught you jerking off
>>689718729
I always told her in advance when I would be beating the old tubesteak and locked my door to spare me the embarrassment. She understood because she couldn't say anything anyway since she has a drawer full of dildos and vibrators
I have a TV in my room. And sometimes my mother will come in and watch while having a tea. One night there was something hot on TV and I started jacking to it and, and when I had finished there was a hot cup of tea on my bedside table.
>>689718729
My family was weird and super against it, got caught 100+ times from like 12-14. Got spanked for it too so I wouldn't recommend. I ended up here, so maybe they were right about it being bad.
>>689719021
Does she tell you also when she needs to rub one out?
>>689719838
tell stories, provide detail
>>689718729
My mother has never caught me. My father, on the other hand, has - I think. There were also times when he legit thought I was jacking off but I just didn't want him to know I was browsing /b/.
>>689719921
No but I didn't bother her when her door was closed and if I needed something I would knock because I respect my mother
I knew a guy that used to hide under his covers and jack off with his headphones on
he finished one day and when he emerged from the covers his dinner was sitting next to his bed
>>689720407
Do you ever respectfully ask her if you could watch?
>>689718729
First time was when I was in the pool, from the kitchen you had a clear view of the pool;
I had my dick up against one pooljet and my brother was on the other one, mom came out screaming at us, it didn't stop us, just made us more careful
Second time I was just in bed;
Saturday morning, too lazy to get out of bed, turn on tv and its one of those early morning exercise shows with the leotards, start jerking off. It wasn't much material to go off so I tried my best to get really into it, throws the covers to the ground, whip my briefs off and start tugging furiously spread eagle style. I nut super hard and I'm just laying there enjoying it, cum all over my hands and balls, dick still throbbing then it happens.
Two quick knocks and the door opens, "I'm just going to the shops do you wa-", I'm still cumming so it's difficult for me to move, instead I end up just giving her this dumb ass look while she backs out the door and leaves.
>>689718729
> be me
> be 20-21 around that time
> break up with gf( was dump, jelly bitch)
> don´t have a cum dumpster anymore
> have to wank me off on my own
> 3 weeks pass
> normal porn are not good enough
> start watching mom son stuff
> OH YES
> feelsgoodman.jpg
> can´t control myself and have to fap 6times a day
> start to get careless
> find this super hot mom/son pov where son cums into mom
> start making noises while fapping(don´t really notice at all)
> climax of vid is getting near
> I prepare myself
> something is off
> I feel a presence behind me
> OH SHIT!
> MY MOM is standing right behind me
> While turning around vid reached the climax
> Mom tells her some to cum inside of her
> can´t hold it any longer and start to shoot my load
> it hits my mom on her stomach and right leg
Continue? But care no pretype!
>>689721798
I don't believe this story at all but go ahead and continue
>>689721798
Yes
>>689720761
No wtf is it Wednesday already? Damn
>>689721798
> mom didn´t know what to do
> neither was I
> starring at each other while porn action is still going on
> cum is dripping out of porn mom´s pussy
> I want to break the silence: Mom, you see, I am sor...
> mom suddenly leaves the room
> but I got the feeling that she looked at my cock for some seconds
> than it hits me
> Oh shit, i am fucked
> Mom was always one of my best buddies
> she did all the shit for me
> have to do something against it
> clean myself up
> put on some boxers
> run after her
> can´t find her in kitchen or the living room
> start looking for her
> walk into her bedroom
> no one is there
> get afraid
> hope she didn´t do something to herself
> last room I haven´t watched was the bathroom
> go there
> room locked
>>689720537
How did that make you feel?
>>689722768
>>689721798
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>689723175
we can pretend it's real
>>689722768
How was your relationship with your mother after that? Did you talk about it?
>>689723500
still more to come
>>689722768
> start to call her
> no answer
> start to yell her name
> still no answer
> hear odd noices
> Please no
> PANIC.PNG
> Rekt-threads go through my mind
> afraid that she cuts herself
> go alpha
> doorlock is old and easy to unlock with a stick
> get a stick
> crack the doorlock
> open the door
> burst into bathroom
> look around
> see mom on the toilet
> pants pulled down
> finger in her pussy
> on the other hand she has my cum while she was licking it off
> she looks at me
> I look at her
> she doesn´t stop
> I get a hard one
>>689723691
>I get a hard one
No no no
>>689723917
Yes yes yes
>>689723691
>>Unlock door with a stick
>>689724204
I am not a native English speaker...
download (2).jpg like a real oldfag, right?
>>689724390
Dood more
>>689719838
You were caught that many times in only 2 years? Were you doing it, like, in front of them or what?
>>689723691
> I ask her: Mom, what are you doing?
> Anon, you know what I am doing
> It´s the same that you just did
> No mom, it´s not
> Yes it is anon, it doesn´t matter if there is another mom in your vids that you jerk off to
> Anon, you are projecting me and you into the video
> i have to give you guys a little info about my mom
> she studied psychology
> hard to argue against her
> but I will beat her with her own weapons
> So mom,than are you also thinking of me right now or are you projecting someone else into your fantasy
> She blushes
> I am...
> she can´t find the right words
> my chance
> I go straight to her and kiss her
> she doesn´t resist at all
> after a minute off kissing she suddenly stops and pushes me away
> wtf.jpg?
>>689723691
Cont plz!
>>689722205
where do you think you are
we live in a very, very small house. just one tiny bathroom so we have to share it. i was in the shower while my mom was in the bathroom too. i started jacking off while thinking about her just outside the shower curtain. she didn't know that i was doing that but she pulled the curtain open quickly just to joke around with me. saw me with dick in my hand and back arched. pretty obvious... she just started omg i'm so sorry!
>>689725082
>Anon, you know what I am doing
You should write script for porn
>>689725364
thanks
it´s still getting better
don´t loose your boners, bros
I'm Just going to leave this here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teKOeDNLoUY
My mother caught me jerking off dozens of times as a kid and embarassed me and made me cry about it.
Later on I recovered repressed memories about the fact that she raped me as a child. So "getting caught" now feels like a rapist claiming dominion over a victim. :(
>>689720763
Anons face
>>689725082
type faster
>>689719838
>Got spanked
*fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
tell me more
I would always lock my door and do it in the middle of the night when everyone was asleep.
When you masturbate you kind of get fucking super sonic hearing as well, so I would be able to listen if anyone were coming up the stairs.
I was always careful as hell beating my meat. It was always a full blown spec ops mission.
>>689725082
more !
>>689725082
> she tells me that if we continue she won´t be able to controll herself any longer
> ever since my dad died she didn´t get any romatic or sexuel feelings
> she starts to tell me some psychology shit again
> don´t really care
> but she suddenly drops the bomb
> she tells me that loves me
> not like mother and son love
> she sees me like another man
> a man that can go on dates with her
> a man that flirts with her
> a man that marrys her
> a man that has sex with her
> a man that she can be together with till the day she dies
> another info is needed at this point
> my dad died when I was 14years old
> so there was no man in the house for a long time
> but my mom didn´t stop there
> i got even uglier
> i told you about my gf at the start right?
> and i told you that my mom is a psychology studied bitch, right?
> what I am about to tell you wasn´t funny for me at first
>>689725968
I kek'd
>>689718729
kinda funny actually but somewhat related. i used to bust my ex gf sleep masturbating. i didnt even know that was a thing till i sore it. i questioned her in the morning and she went bright red. she didnt believe me till i filmed it. sadly it got deleted when we broke up :(.
>>689726188
* it got even uglier
excuse me
and thanks for the incoming jokes
>>689725082
and thennnnnnnn?
>>689726188
Are you even trying?
Almost got caught. I was sitting at my desk ferociously tugging on my dick with a kung fu grip to some of the best porn I had ever seen. I was wearing just a blanket (which wasn't even wrapped around me) and just as I was nutting I heard the twist of the door knob and pulled the blanket round me faster than lighting. My face was contorted as I was still nutting even when my mom had come in the room. I think she knew what I was doing because my underwear was at my ankles. And she may have seen the cum dripping on the floor. She left after asking if I had done my homework. My hearing has since developed beyond that of a bat so I am able to hear anyone coming 20 seconds before they arrive.
Newfag bumping
Im waiting...
>>689726188
Hurry up faggot, I'm on lunch break
>last week, first time that my mum has caught me
>friends were taking the piss out of hentai tentacle porn so I decided to check it out.
>search on pornhub
>find 20 minute video
>turn headphones up to full volume (full immersion)
>"OK let's see what this is about"
>ew.jpg
>continue watching
>am now 10 minutes in
>starting to find this interesting
>start jacking off
>2minutes of the video left, both the female and the tentacle-monster are about to cum
>30 seconds left
>They are really close
>mum opens door bringing me the takeaway
>They both cum and the cum going into all the females orphises
>ANON WTF?!?!?!?
>Quickly tuck my fiddlestick into my boxers
>she leaves the room
>come out 10minutes later. Find my brother and dad both smiling at me at the table, and my mother looking angry asf
>MFW my family thinks I'm a NEET
>>689726188
Hurry up, my shaft is getting raw
>>689719838
So did you develop a spank fetish?
>>689718729
When I was 18 I was working super late, and would inevitably go into the computer room after work - this was like 2000 when people had "computer rooms" - and jerk off to grainy jpgs. One time I did this and woke up at like 5 am, my dick was still out but there was a blanket over me. My mom had come in the room in the middle of the night, saw that I was sleeping, and tucked me in while I had my dick out and porn was up on the screen.
>>689726188
> my mom began to tear up
> she told my that she was the reason why my gf got jelly and bitchy all the time
> wtf.jpg
> No, WTF.JPG!!!!!
> my brain couldn´t keep up with all the action
> i was just saying:
> Mom, what are you talking about?
> You and Katrin were always on good terms
> I don´t understand
> You know, anon, human minds expecially the ones of young maidens can be manipulated
> I also did some tricks on her
> I know you longer and better than anyone else
> I know what typ of girls you don´t like
> So I made her into the typ of girl that you hate
> a jeleous girl who is always bitching around
> and you know what: I liked it
> I loves it when the broke up in tears when you told her that you don´t want to be her bf anymore
> I knew that you would be mine again
> I knew that I shouldn´t do it
> But I just had to
> I was jeleous of her
> Because she took you away from me
> She took away the last thing that was important to me
> I had to do it
> I just had to
> Maybe you will hate me now
> But I just wanted to tell you
> I love you
> And I always will
> I didn´t know how I should answer my mom
With your cock?
>>689727305
I am doing my best
>>689727631
What pornstar does your mom resemble?
>>689727631
> young maidens
Wtf is this shit
>>689727631
I could never imagine a sexual relationship with anyone from my family, but this story gives me a hard-on for some reason.
>>689728032
I will look up.
>>689728058
I told you that she is a pyscho bitch, right?
She always uses strange words...
Bumping for interest
>>689719021
did you 2 share the dildos?
Bump for incest
Never been caught beating my dick. Only caught fucking my girlfriend while skipping school.
>>689727631
>▶
> Back than something broke in me
> I was not the same anymore
> Maybe my mom manipulated me to
> Or maybe I knew all along that I was also attracted to my mom
> My gf was also similar looking
> After maybe 5minutes of her only crying and saying "i am sry" all over again, i started to act
> I had a urge that was rising
> I wanted my mom
> I wanted to make her mine
> I wanted to be together with
> be in love with her
> be her man
> be all that she needs
> So I did something that would change her and me forever
> And this is where it all started...
>>689719166
2spooky
>>689728779
>my genocide crusade begins here
>>689728779
>Update
'when the fire nation attacked'
>>689728779
>I opened the door
>I got on the floor
>Mom and i did the dinosaur
>>689728903
>Walked
fuck.
>>689728779
Bumping. This peaques my interest and I need to cum
>>689728903
this is not me
>>689728997
One MOAR
>>689718729
14~ I had just finished jerking off but was so intrigued so I kept looking up porn, I was flaccid and didn't put my shorts up all the way and porn on the computer monitor in my room. I freaked out as I heard her coming down the hall and I fell on my face trying to lock door but no avail she came in saw me pants down with what I think was Bigbreastlovers.com on the screen. I miss that site.
>>689728779
To get best possible imagery, when you are hard does your cock curve left, right, or is it straight?
>>689728779
tell me you fucked her mouth
>>689727226
I don't think you know what a NEET is
>>689729251
you will see in 2minutes
>>689728779
Tell us how you nutted all up inside that warm wet pussy
can someone dump this story in paint when he's done so i can save it? assuming he doesnt walk the dinosaur
>>689729160
Are those roshes you are wearing?
>>689718729
she never did
>>689728779
Bump?
Don't you die on me now
>>689728779
> I don´t know why but my dick was hard again
> and there was her mouth
> this beautiful mouth
> those red small lips
> the mouth that I just kissed
> I need to put my dick in it
> I need to rape it
> I need to show her that I am not her bitch
> I need to show her that I am her man
> Mom, you are sorry, right?
> Yes, honny
> Mom, you will do everything to make it up to me?
> Ahm, yes... I will?! But wait why do you ask?
> What is going on in your mind?
> You will see Mom, you will see.
> I threw my boxers away
> I walked straight to her
> I opened her mouth
> I pressed it into her as deep as I could
> I thought that she would struggle or fight against it
> But she was kind of smilling
> She even began pulling me even harder into her
> datfeedling.GIF
> But than I began to feel sry
> I didn´t want to treat my woman like a slut, whore or whatever
> So I began to pull it out and started to kiss her again
> But I was not ready yet
>>689727499
Haha my sides fam, I remember being 17 or 18 as well around 2k, and we did have a computer room dial up and I remember those images..
When will he fuck his own mother?!
>>689729297
Ya wtf was that faggot talking about? NEETS fap all the time..
>>689730219
>took him about 13 min to write
>be back in 13 min
>>689728779
>the next day i went to wc
>got a knife and sliced my penis
>screamed to mom and she came
>jammed the penis into her vagoochies
>told you're the man now and im your little bitch
>>689730219
> I stopped to kiss her
> She was scared that I would leave her now
> but I didn´t
> I had to tell her something
> She must know it before me proceed
> I love you, Heidi
> I didn´t call her mom anymore
> she wasn´t my mom anymore
> she was my woman
> Heidi began to cry again
> but this time it were tears of joy
> And this is where I pulled her panties completely off, throw them away and pushed my dick into her pussy
> guys, datfeeling.jpg
> If you have never been in your mom, you missed something
> Meanwhile I was kissed her again while my dick was still in her
> Her eyes were so cute in this moment
> I fucking loved this eyes
> But I didn´t wanted to fuck her on the toilet
> So while keeping my dick inside of her, I carried her over to her bedroom
> And this is where the magic happened
>>689730219
jesus christ anon wat is your wpm at like 30?
after you fuck your mom tell her to send you to a typing class
>>689731147
was there a dinosaur?
>>689731147
im gona cum in your mum so hard my seed will travel back in time and impregnate her with you. im the daddy, now.
>>689731337
No, i am still typing
But I am a slow fuck
for some reason i find it repulsive to think of fucking my mom, but when i think of fucking other people's moms I get hard fast. MILFs man... i want to be the next milf hunter
>if you have never been in your mom, you missed something
Yikes, gee willikers!
>>689730219
>We got into the car
>Drove all the way to sea world
>Started a magic show with dolphins and incest
>Shit was so cash
Also, I'm from Sweden
<no sea world
<kek
<trolled
>>689731881
Today's youth
>shakes head
>opens new tab
>starts watching buzzfeed videos
>>689731147
> She still had her bra on
> Not exactable.jpg
> I ripped this shit piece of cloth off and there they were
> those cute C-Cup boobs that I used to suck on when I was a child
> suddenly my mom told me:
> Honny, are you sure
> There will be no going back
> Heidi, I have never been so sure about something in my whole life
> And this is where we started to fuck like rabbits
> I was kissing her like the whole time
> The short times that I was not kissing her, she told me that she loves me
> No anal
> But she is a cowgirl, holly shit
> this gurl knows how to pleasere me
> after a while I got close to my climax
> I needed to cum
> Heidi knew that I was acting kind of weird
> Anon, I am not on the pill
> Pull out before you cum
> Yeah, Yeah
> But this will not happen
> We changed positions again
> And I was on top off her
> I was getting faster and faster
> Heidi, I am cummmminnnnnggggg!
> Pull out! Pulll ouuutttttt! Pullllll ouuuuuuuutttttt!
> Nooooooooooooo!
> And there I began to shoot my load
>>689731973
TOP KEK
>>689732704
lol what are you fucking gay
>>689731973
dead
>>689732574
>She told me what I did was wrong
>Heidi told me that I would need to make up for my mistake and be punished
>I had to get on my knees and lap up my cum out of her pussy
>It tasted pretty gross but I had to do it I couldn't get her pregnant
>After I ate my cum out she made me lick her ass clean
>From then on she used me as her personal toilet
>>689732574
do you get off to this shit?
it sounds like some fat basement dweller wrote this
>>689732574
>I shot inside her and panicked
>pull out still cumming
>hit Heidi in her eyes
>she screams
>9 months pass, baby comes
>ohshit.jpeg
>tell blind mom I can't raise baby with her since she is blind
>how can you be a good mother, you sick bitch
>leave her
>now I sell seashells in Mexico at beaches
>>689733145
Right? Only virgins and slavics use the word pleasure
>>689732574
> Oh god, i am filling my mom with my semen
> And she is not on birth controll
> Well, I could tell that she prefered it that way even thought she told me to pull out
> She also came from my burst
> She even pulled me even closer to her
> Her tongue could be any deeper in my mouth
> After some time of still making out we both just lay down on her bed
> More minutes passed
> She suddenly said started to talk
> Why didn´t you pull out?
> I want to get a child together?
> Anon, are you for real?
> We are mother and son?
> We can´t?
> Oh, and what was that talk from earlier?
> She began to blush
> She didn´t know what to say
> But than she asked something strange:
> Well, will you marry me?
> Oh shit?
> What?
Someone still reading?
>>689733514
rip
>>689733792
yis
>>689733792
Faggot were waiting for eons
>>689733792
ah no fag, you fucked it up by the marrying part
>>689733792
yes faggot go on
bump for interest
>>689733792
>Say yes
>now 5 years later proud father of 3 healthy potatoes
>>689734067
that part spiked my interest the most
>>689733792
Anon did you ever take keyboarding in high school?? Jesus...
>>689734332
His mom is called Heidi, and look at spellings, so I assume English is not is native tongue
>>689733792
>End up getting married
>asks if im hungry
>say yes
>10 years later she serves up some hot fresh potatoes
>best dinner i have had in a long time
>she sits down and helps me put my bib on
>Have some potatoes together
>>689733792
Fake as fuck but nice read I supose .
Keep going anon.
>>689733792
> Anon, a child needs a mom and a dad
> Those two should be married in order to avoid stupid questions
> But, mom....?
> Back to mom? she asked
> I though you wouldn´t be such a bad boy that impregantes woman and doesn´t take responsibility
> Sry, Heidi, than tell me how you want to get married?
> We can´t get legally married here in Germany!
> There is up to no country that would allow something like this
> Anon, you are the man of the house
> You are responsilbe for me now
> You will be resposible for the possible child
> Was all the stuff you did and told me nothing but a joke?
> She made me feel bad
> I knew that the was manipulating me again
> But I couldn´t help it
> I had to do something
> I had to find a way to marry her
> Even if it would cost me everything
>>689734792
Still writting and no, this is real!
>>689731147
>and this is where the magic happened
Anon who in the actual fuck says this?
>>689735035
Anyone screencapping this?
>>689735024
>> Even if it would cost me everything
How costly marriages are wherever you live?
>>689735024
You're story is getting pretty gay, you could leave out the marrying part and do anal next time.
>>689725711
Kek'd
>>689735311
Dont think he means cost as in money, probably lifestyle
>>689733792
Hell yeah
>>689735024
Your story went from opening a door with a stick to getting married, you are past the point of lame anon
>>689735244
why screencap when this is probably pasta
>>689721798
what is this, american pie?
>>689735199
people
>>689735024
> After that, my life was not like it was before
> I went to university like before but as soon as my lectures finished I went back home
> I didn´t meet with my friends any more, I stopped playing soccer and all the shit that I liked
> I was lifting weights to keep my good looking body
> As soon as I got home it was mommy time
> You should know that she was working from home and my dad was a richfag, so we have the money
> So she is always home
> And she is very demanding
> As soon as I get home, I need to fuck her
> Before going to sleep I have to cum in her
> She won´t let me sleep till she has my load in her
> Well she tries everything to get pregnant
> Even Before I leave for university I need to fuck
> But here comes something funny
> She always wants it in her ass in the morning
> One time I asked her why
> She told me that no girl will let me fuck her ass at the meeting(her vision at least)
> So she thinks it is a anti cheating methode
> I start to get used to it
> Nobody get suspicious
> People think I just care for my mom after my dad past away
> But after 4month my mom gets pregnant
> It even gets crazier
>>689718729
she never did. i'm a jackoff ninja.
>>689719166
Stop lying on the internet
>>689718729
My aunt caught me jerking off. She didn't even live with us.
Everybody in the house is gone, I'm home alone, so I've got some hot loli doujin up and I'm masturbating. My monitor is a television, not a computer monitor, so porn is very very big on it. I'm pounding away, not even safe like through the hole in the front of my boxers. Just pants down, dick out, spreading legs fapping.
and I hear a knock on my bedroom door and she steps in and sees a loli getting fucked on my monitor and my dick in my hand.
no doorbell, no knocking at the front door, no warning. she just walked into our house.
>>689736826
>my mom is actually a dog
>I am a dog
>AWOOOO ARF ARF
>>689736826
> 5 more months pass
> As soon as the baby came out
> My mom died in labor
> After that, my life was even more different than before
> I went to the hospital to see my son
> open the door
> get on the floor
> everybody walk the dinosaur.
>>689737421
Kek
>>689725082
>>689726188
>>689736826
> Heidi is totally happy
> She finally has some kind of security that I won´t leave her
> acquaintances and friends get the info
> This is when people got suspicious
> Expecially my ex Katrin
> She was still in love with me
> She eventually realized that Heidi set her up
> Katrin starts to visit my house more often and tries to come in
> Heidi always says that I don´t want to talk with her
> Heidi keeps getting more jeleous
> She always reminds me about marriage
> I keep telling her that I try my best
> Well not enough for her
> But then Katrin starts to get more active
> She comes to my university and tries to have a talk with me
> I try to escape
> Lucky me could avoid her for 3weeks
> But then she gets the help of one of my friends
> They lock me up in a room with only Katrin
> And this is where everything falls apart
>>689718729
>Step mom caught me jerking off, never had kids before, asked what I was doing.
>Asked had I done it before
>yes
>do you need me to help?
>um what
>she walks up rubs my leg
>what are you doing
>being a good mom
>grabs my rock dick which is pumping full of blood
>she looks at me then the floor
>we all walk the dinosaur
>>689736826
false and homosexual. keep going though
>>689738578
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>689728997
>peaques
well, better than peeks
It's piques
>>689729525
you fuckin do it
>>689735024
this better end with walking the dinosaur or fresh prince
>>689731147
>If you have never been in your mom, you missed something
how does birth work
>>689738460
>Katrin says that Heidi is actually her mom too
>Realize I had been fucking my half sister for so long when I was with her
>Can't handle the truth
>abort Heidi's baby and take with me
>walk the pelgrim's tour in Santiago
>Realize I am gay
>start relationship with my foetus potato son
>>689739264
false faggot wheres the real nigger at
>>689738862
I was also thinking about the fresh Prince after his last post!
Katrin: now this is a story about all about how my life got flipped turned upside down...
>>689739748
nah brah totes same fag
>>689738862
Nop, i will not
>>689738460
> Katrin tells me about Heidi
> She tells me that she tricked her
> THis is the first time that i heard of the things my mom did to Katrin
> Heidi actually went to a Graphic professional who shopped me in pictures with other girls(kissing or making out)
> Heidi showed Katrin those pics
> Cool to know, but I don´t care
> I actually told Katrin that this guy has to be pretty good at his stuff
> Katrin slapped me in the face
> Why are you not on my side, Anon?
> Shouldn´t you hate your mother?
> Why should I hate Heidi?
> Shouldn´t we be together again?
> I still love you Anon!
> If she is blackmailing you with something, I will help you!
> Katrin, Heidi is not blackmailing me
> But why, Anon? Look at you! You completly shut youself off from all your friends.
> Why would you do that?
> It´s not like you and your mother are a couple! She even will get a child with another man.
> And this is where Katrin connected all the pieces
>>689740153
>It's okay anon
>Binky bathed with my mom too
>>689737244
Outcome?
>>689740153
o shit nigger whats next >>689740153
>>689740153
> Katrin´s face completly changed
> She was scared and disgusted at the same time
> Anon, don´t tell me that you and your mother...
> Didn´t know what to do
> Tell me that you are not the father of your mother´s unborn child
> No answer
> Just tell you are not the father
> No answer
> Tears are falling out of her eyes
> She beats her hands against my chest and yells
> Just tell me!!!!
> No answer
> I couldn´t lie
> Not to her
> She was still kind of important to me
> But I should have
> Because in this moment something elso broke in her
> I could see it in her eyes
> There was nothing in them
> Just void
>>689740541
she started sucking on my dick
>>689741303
>Heidi broke her back with her shaman powers
>Good information to know, my mother lived in an Amazon tribe for 20 years
Katrin dies
>My mom says it's better this way and casually cursed Katrin's family for 3 more decades
I am afraid, what do?
>>689741303
this is just like in my chinese cartoons
>>689741303
> Katrin told me:
> Anon, you have two options now
> either you will be together with me
> or i will tell everyone about your little secret
> You know what will happen if the judiciary get info about this
> Info: In germany incest is forbidden and punished
> I had no other choise
> I told her that I will be her bf again
> But that was not enough
> She wanted more:
> Anon, you will stop doing shit with you mom
> And I want het to abort this child
> I know that my mom wouldn´t
> I had to say yes
> But this was still not enough
> Katrin was not ready with me
> She felt left behind and wanted to be on the same level like my mom
> This is why she pulled down my pants and started to blow me
> it felt great
> surprisingly i didn´t felt guilty
> little later began to fuck
> Oh god, dat black thong(we brought it togehter)
> Harder than diamondz
> She was riding
> I was near my climax
> I told her
> She didn´t let me pull out
Someone still reading?
>>689742591
I am
>>689742591
Jawohl
>>689742591
yes pls go on
>>689742591
yes now continue
My sister caught me a few years ago when she was 6, i told her that every man have to do it becouse we have to remove ice from our penises, then i told her that it's a man secret and if she would have told anyone she would have been killed by some sort of secret police.
>>689743191
That's very creative.
>>689743191
only legit post in thread
>>689743191
Fucking kek. I hope she still remembers that
>>689742591
> Oh god
> I just came in my ex
> Well she is actually my gf at this point again
> This is not ending good
> She stand up and I see my cum dripping out of her pussy
> PanicModeActivated.png
> Katrin, you are on the pill right?
> She starts smilling
> Oh noooooo..
> Katrin?
> She can´t stop that stupid grinning
> Then she finally speaks up:
> Nop, I am not on the pill just like the woman you usually fuck
> This is not good
> I can see where this is going
> Two woman against each other
> And I am in the middle of this shit
> Hell yeah, i am finally totally fucked up
>>689718729
anyone got the video of the guy jerk in it in the bathroom, his mom walks by and stops and he just stares her down as she stands there all confused? it's hilarious.
Ive been caught a few times about to jack off on b my mom walks in and i switch to porn because it is easier to explain. Lol xddd
>>689743462
>Tell Heidi
>surprisingly she is very acceptant about it
>Start triangle relationship
>works pretty fine
>think about going further
>Start square relationship by inviting best friend
>we all have babies with each other
>figure it's time to go all third dimensional
>Start cube relationship with more friends
>everyone has everyone's baby
>>689722205
as a matter of fact it is
>>689720761
t o p k e k
>>689734289
imma need sauce on that
>>689744006
>Start rhombicosidodecahedron relationship
>Overpopulation
>>689743462
> After that the kisses me and leaves
> I just sit there and try to think of a way to get out of this shit
> Decide to first go home
> Heidi already in panix mode because I am a little late
> MakeUpSex.webm
> No stop, not like this
> The moment the starts blowing me she tastes that there is something wrong
> ApeShitModeActivated.jpg
> Can´t even say something
> She is just yelling
> Suddenly we hear the doorbell
> Thanks god
> I go to the door
> It´s Katrin
> Hello no....
> Hey darlin, she says and kisses me
> Heidi is just standing behind us without even moving an inch
> Katrin was very agressive with her kiss
> wants to make Heidi as jelly as possible
> bitchfight activated....
>>689743403
Dunno if she remembers that but since that happened I always check if there is anyone at home
Mine did and helped me finish. Had a cast on arm. We're trailer trash anyway.
my mum caught me jerking off
>>689744616
gooooo
and wtf how does she taste that is smth wrong
>>689745392
nice story
>>689745651
You must be 18 years or over to browse 4chan.
>>689745392
I give this story 9/11
>>689744616
> Huge fight
> Both of them are yelling at each other
> At first I just site there and watch
> I find it kind of amusing
> Hell, those two bitches fucked me up so hard and played with me
> Well, I don´t care anymore
> Those two shall fight
> Get some popcorn and enjoy the show
> They don´t even notice me at this point
> Outcome was kind of funny because Katrin got Heidi this time
> Katrin told her that if she wouldn´t abort the child, the police will be informed
> Heidi had no chance at this point
> She even tryed her psycho shit
> Not working any more on Katrin
> I can see the demand for blood in Heidis eyes
> Katrin told her that she will come with her to the hospital
> she want to see it with her own eyes
> No chance to escape for Heidi
> Katrin also told her that if she ever gets sexual with me, the police will also know
> I just thought to myself that this is going to be fun
>>689745956
sweet story, nice to read
>>689745956
Nice neckbeard dude
How bout getting caught by dad?
>>689746350
ew no
>>689745956
the reason why i havnt gone to a different thread yet moar pls
>>689718729
Not jerking off, but this shit is funny
>Be me 19 at the time
>Have court in the morning at 9 am, about to goto jail
>Me and my girl wanna make it count
>7:45 mom comes in im eating her out "Anon you have court....oh shit"
>8:15 "Anon are you getting ready" walks in im getting head
>8:45 "Anon your late for court"!!! Were fucking lol
>Get to court looking like shit a 30 minutes late.....*Shew Judge hasn't came out yet"
>Charges get dropped
>Leave
>I Drive
>Celebrate with some road dome XD
>>689746749
@ Michelle from MD if your watching.....thanks for the memories hoe XD
>>689746749
XD!!!! kill yourself fucking faggot. you are the reason 4chan is ruined
>>689746749
fuck you summerfag
>>689745956
> Katrin stay over
> Very awkward situation
> At night I had to go to the toilet
> I have to walk past Heidis bedroom
> I could hear her crying
> That shit really hurt me
> But if I had gone into her room and tryed to console her, Katrin would have raped us both
> I was pretty sure than she was watching from my room behind the door
> jelly bitches, I tell you...
> Next day, Katrin and Heidi drove to the hospital
> I stayed home just to chill out
> crazy bitches are not my thing
> they shall do there thing
> playing those vidya
> hell yeah, finally some quality time without someone annoying
> time flies
> hear the doorbell
> it´s already 4PM
> They must be back
> Open the door
> Police Officers standing in front of me
> Oh no
>>689747189
heidi killed katrin by driving the car into a wall
>>689747189
> shutter island?!?!
>>689731872
>for some reason i find it repulsive to think of fucking my mom
Time changes everything, anon
>>689747189
> I knew this shit
> I already told you that my dad died some years ago
> He got into a car accident
> Some trucker dude felt asleep while driving
> he hit my dad´s car and my dad died from internal hemorrhages
> At that time some police officers also came to me house
> I also opened the door
> And they told me about the accident
> I was already starting to cry
> The police officers looed at each other
> Seems to be a hard for you?
> What do you think, Mister police officer
> Well, I have seen alot but you are the first one who react like this
> I have experience
> Oh I see
> Well than I would suggest you to park your car in your garden
> Wait, wat?
> What are you talking about?
> I am talking about your car, sir!
> Some old men hit it at the back
> We wanted to inform you and give you his contact details
> God wants to troll me right?
>>689748228
Still reading
>>689748228
cont bitch
>>689748228
> Went back to playing vidya
> started to text heidi and Katrin where the fuck they are
> nobody is answering me
> seems odd
> maybe this needs more time than I thought
> It gets later
> Around 7:30 pm
> Doorbell rings again
> Hell Yeah
> Finally they are back
> Do the UsainBolt to the door
> Start yelling while opening the door:
> Finally you are back, Bitches
> It´s the police officers again
> OH Shit
> I am sry, mister officer
> I thought you were someone else
> Nevermind, Mr. Anon
> So who drove into my car this time
> I thaught it was a good joke to cool down the situation
> Mr. anon, we have to tell you that you mother got into a car accident
> This can´t be true
>>689749119
told you!
I WONT LET THIS THREAD DIE!!! FUCKIN BUMP 4 LYFE$!!!!!
>>689749119
> Police Officers told me about the accident
> Some alcoholic dude drove into the car
> Dude was insta dead
> He hit the car at the driver site
> Katrin was the driver
> You can imagine what happened
> She also died at the place the accident occured
> This is where I blacked out
> I wake up in a strange room
> Actually the police officers brought me to a hospital
> They were afraid of me doing something stupid
> Like becoming hero of /b/ or such a shit
> After I get my act togehter I yell for a nurse
> I want to know what happened to my mom
> Nurse doesn´t know shit
> I go apeshit
> They give me drugs to calm me down
> I fall asleep again
>>689750000
now your mom lost the baby, can't get babies anymore, and you can fuck the rest of your lifes together without pulling out
eos
>>689750000
checked
Oh shet.... Hurry up op!!! I want to know what happens next!!! IS ANYONE GONNA PASTE THIS ?!?!?!?!
Dont die
BUMPITYYYY
>>689750000
check'd m80
>>689750420
She's not getting fired with a pair like that...
>>689733514
Haven't laughed that hard in a while.
>>689750000
> Some time later I wake up again
> It´s actually the next day
> call the nurse again
> she is not comming
> some time pass and the head doctor comes
> he tells me about my mom
> she actually survived the accident
> has a broken arm and a mild concussion
> thanks god
> she is in the same hospital
> ask if I can visit her
> doc says yes if I feel powerful again
> I knock on Heidis door
> She answers
> The moment I see her and the moement she sees me, it was one of the best moments of my life so far
> I ran to her and kiss her
> She told me that she was so afraid
> She also told me how it happened
> Suddenly she asks: Do you blamm me for Katrin?
> Why would I?
> Well she drove there because of me
> HEidi, it was her own decision to drive here
> So you are not blamming me for your gf?
> Heidi she excuatlly forced me to be her bf again
> And she forced me to fuck her
> I never wanted
> And you know that I couldn´t say anything against her
> Heidi smile came pack
> And I have to thank you Heidi
> You were right from the start
> Katrin was a bitch
> Thanks for tricking her and breaking us apart
> We kissed again
>>689718729
Never got caught, but once got really close.
> be 13 y/o
> fapping to some hot shit
> beyond the point of no return
> just about to cum as mom storms the room
> close player and cover dick with the speed of a 1000 ninjas
> nutting inside my pants
> mom asks me how my day went
> waiting for me to answer
> mfw
>>689752418
well this is getting boring and you're delaying it to much so is not worth it anymore fuck you
>>689752858
exact same happened to me lol
>>689752858
KEK. That's happened to me too
>>689752418
>suddenly, mid-kiss I feel a sharp pain in my abdomen
>IT'S THE FUCKING LOCH NESS MONSTER
>It has stabbed me in my stomach, while leaning into me from behind
>"All you had to do was give me about three fiddy" it whispers in my ear
>"Three, fucking, fiddy.
>Heidi is screaming for help
>The head doctor comes running in with an AK-47
>Shoots Heidi with all the rounds in his mag
>"LMAO, GET TROLLED NOOBS" he screams at me
>I quickscope him with my sniper rifle, just earning me my 25 killing spree tactical nuke
>I call it in
>Bewoop
>Bewoop
>Bewoop
>I brace for impact
>Just as the nuke hits, Heidi's dead corpse let's out a fart, so powerful, that it counteracts the atomic blast
>We're all saved
>Germany takes over the world
God bless my mom.
5 hours to tell one story
jesus christ almighty
>>689753300
Nice dubs
>>689753300
I was just about to say that
>>689718729
>Tell a story about that time your mum caught you jerking off
I was jerking off her bull when she walked in with my dad, so I guess it would be some multiple cuck situation.
We all lived happily ever after, and I wifed a hot trap (men make the best women), adopted babbybois, and am raising a happy trappy fammy in suburbia. With sodomy. LOTS of sodomy.
I used to be a celibate monk but /b/ cured me.
Danger Wank:
When you yell your Mum from upstairs and try to finish before she gets up there to find out what you want.
>>689752418
> One week later she was released
> I prepared a party for her at home
> It was just for her and me
> She was very happy
> Even though the abortion was successfull and she lost the child
> But I had a special present for her
> I finally got some faked documents
> Those documents state that I have another name and I had another mom
> I tell her that me can marry with this
> To make it more easy we will leave the country once I finishes university(was in my last semester at this time)
> She is super happy
> Suddenly she leaves the room
> Comes back in super hot lingerie
> Oh yes
> My woman is back
> But is she really back?
> No, she was not like before.
>>689754202
>her skin starts to pulsate
>tearing
>metal parts underneath
>SHE TURNS INTO FUCKING MEGATRON
>rapes my ass till i die
LMFAO EL LE GIGGLE CUCK LAMAO XD
>>689752858
>>689753300
>>689753376
Lol I jizzed on the underside of my desk in same circumstances.
pretty sure our mums knew, just wanted to see the D
>>689753379
>using 25ks nuke mid match instead of saving till end
noob af
>>689723870
Newfag
>>689754202
> She is super close all the time
> literally never leaves my side
> She wants more unordenary Sex-plays
> like pissing in her mouth, pussy or ass
> She even wants to fuck when i take a dump
> Sex gets even crazier
> She doesn´t clean her anymore before anal
> She wants me to fuck her in the ass when she normally would have to go on the toilet
> I keep getting shit on my dick
> At first she just pulls me into the shower
> So it is easy to clean
> That was not enough for her after some time
> She even started to lick my dick after those anal plays
> She just wanted to show me that no other gurl would do this for me
> she wanted to show me that the is my only woman
> she wanted to show me that i only need her
> she wanted to show me that she would do everything for me
> Well, I can´t say I didn´t like it
End is near
>>689726970
>My hearing has since developed beyond that of a bat so I am able to hear anyone coming 20 seconds before they arrive.
havent laughed this hard in days
![Home_and_Away-634x415[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/YYcJuyO.jpg "Home_and_Away-634x415[1].jpg")
Is all this shit really worth reading? It seems like a lot of effort. I mean the 1st 2 I read and it seemed fucked up but does it get better or something or do you find out Bruce Willis has been dead all along at the end?
>>689755274
>My hearing has since developed beyond that of a bat so I am able to hear anyone coming 20
seconds before they arrive.
>hear anyone coming 20 seconds before they arrive.
Like mother like son.
When I was 11/12 I used to do stuff to my little sister and use like my own masturbation tool.
Cont. OP plix
I never got full-on caught masturbating by my mother because she always had the sense to knock before entering and wasn't a fucking puritan. I did get caught looking at porn by my babysitter once and my mother just said her concern was me exposing myself to predators somehow, not that I was getting boners and touching myself.
>be me at my mom's house
>bating
>knock on door and hear mom's voice
>"don't come in, please"
>"okay, anon"
Simple. My dad, on the other hand, was a fucking troll about it. He never knocked no matter how many times I screamed at him and shamed me for masturbating just for the sake of doing it. My dad is one of the biggest assholes I know.
>be me at my dad's house
>bating
>porn on screen
>dad just fucking opens the door to tell me something
>scream at him to leave
>"DAD I'M FUCKING JACKING OFF GET OUT"
>proceeds to laugh and approach
>"what porn are you looking at, anon?"
>stepmom hears commotion and dad brings her in, as well
>they just start laughing maniacally and literally looking over my shoulder while I'm sitting in a chair with my pants off to see my porn
>have to rapidly delete all my tabs
>eventually close them all and throw shit at my father and stepmother until they leave my room
and yet he still wonders why I don't call him often
>>689755476
its gud
>>689755270
> Finally I finished my university
> got a my MBA with good marks
> decide to try and go for something far like new zealand
> get a good job
> move there
> get everything ready(house, car, bank account, etc)
> Heidi flyes over to NZ
> we decide to go and try to get married
> Planning everything
> decide to wait for impregnating her till marriage
> get a appointment really fast
> still 2 weeks no creampie for her
> she gets super horny and bitchy after like 5 days
> she even tries to get my semen while i was asleeep
> Not working gurl
> Day of weeding
> Small chruch
> Nobody except the priest
> Ceremony works fine
> We swaap rings
> We Kiss
> We are husband and wife
I finished what I wanted to tell
If you have any wishes I will try my best to answer them
>start jerking off
>Normal porn, two hot brunettes with big titties licking each other's ass
>Feelsfuckinggood.jpg
>Suddendly, mom appears
>She looks him shock
>fml.gif
>OH MY GOD! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!
>YOUR COCK IS SO BIG, YOUR FATHER'S COCK IS A WORM NEXT TO THAT EPIC SNAKE
>wtf
>I GOTTA SUCK THAT COCK
>starts sucking
>she must have a fucking phd in blowing
>she pulls off her titties
>Double Es, at ease
>Titfuck time
>I'm about to cum
>My cum goes straight to her mouth
>Mommy's a swallower
>She leaves my room
>"Tonight I'm gonna ride that dick, I want you to rock my world!" -she says
>mfl
>>689728872
Underrated post
>>689756884
>day of weeding
>>689756884
can you send nudes of Heidi
I mean I'm sure you have some all couples do
>>689756884
Show us nudes
>>689727499
Yep, been there.... was teener.. jacked off on couch in living room and fell asleep with boner out and cum on my stomach...woke up to mom and sister looking at me.(not in a hot way either)
awwwkwarrd.
>>689728689
Mom found the photos of me fucking my girlfriend.. shot by a friend..was all graphic close up of my big cock stretching her out and fucking her in different positions.
>>689728267
This is some lame-ass shit. At this point why even pretend that actually happened?
mom walked in on me a few times so I started locking the door.
then she took my curtains down, she said to wash them, I fel she's not being truthful..
>>689758098
somebody released the bridgetroll
>>689755873
Use to run my cock against her butt cheeks and cum on her back. Make her hold onto and suck my cock. Was doing that when wild mother appears! I got my ass beat and threatened to be kicked out.
>>689757078
>>689757219
Not going to show any.
I don´t want to reveal any more information about me. We all know that there will be always someone who will try to bust a delivering anon
>>689757947
You don´t have to read
And here:
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It up to you to believe it or not
>>689743497
Sounds liek teh ones where teh guy is fucking his girlfriend in front of her mom..it's a compilation of different clips...and I think they intentionally left their homemade porn on the TV or computer screen for her to see as well.... anyone remember a name?? he was slavic iirc.
>>689756884
You are the worst fiction writer in the history of writing. May God have mercy on your soul.
>>689753379
I keked
>>689758098
>mom
source, i wanna see what this shit leads to
>>689758610
Yeah I'm going to go with not believing since you put zero effort into making this shit believable. You should at least try, man.
>>689757070
Very well
> After we finished the shit in the church(I normally hate everything that is related to religion)
> we went straight to our house
> changed into normal jeans and stuff
> took our stuff
> went to the airport
> Fiji, we are comming
> our honeymoon started the same day as our wedding
> We had our own house that was exaxtly at the beach
> Nobody around
> you should know that fiji has a lot of those island
> well after we unpacked our stuff we changed back into our wedding clothes
> dinner was ordered to be brought to us
> romantic dinner at the beach
> Alone
> sunset.jpg
> feelings arise
> We finish dinner
> I fire up the torches
> Heidi throw herself on me
> One thing lead to another
> We fuck on the beach like there is no tomorrow
>>689759538
love her "jack your cock for mommy" vids
>>689759669
Oh thank you
>>689760315
Who's it?
>>689760089
she's a fairly sexy thick milf... ms darby iirc
seems realllly into the roleplay
>>689758610
you do realise if you take off her face no one would be able to identify her considering I doubt anyone knows what she looks like naked
Literally just got caught. G fucking G
>>689760456
i think it's natalie wonder, from clips4 sale
was jerkin off, my mom walked in my room and then walked out immediately after she saw what i was doing
>>689760806
And than you want one with her face, right?
I know how you act...
>>689761159
nah I just want one of her nude
face doesn't need to be there
>>689761349
It´s not her
But she looks pretty much like this
was a good thread until some fat basement cunt started faking his shitty story
>>689761349
Dude, its fake story, just google naked mom and you get pretty much same shit
>>689761942
boi how hard can it be to crop out a face
>>689762023
I stopped believing the story since the bit he talked about how his mother tricked is ex
I just want to see what shit he'll send :B
k
>be me
>neet af
>everyone left the house
>stayed, cause I didn't feel like going anywhere
>get massive fucking boner
>thinking, 'im in the clear now anyways'
>climb in bed
>pull up sheets
>leave clothes on in case someone barges in
>anine ponr
>edge for like 2 fucking hours
>mum comes into the room suddenly
>couldn't hear her over my linkin park and hentai
>hurriedly move hands from under the covers
>play it cool
>'anon, your sister needs some help taking things out of the car.'
>'okay. Be there in a second.'
>let her leave
>close door
>pull pants up
and that was the day I got blueballed by my mum
at least she didn't see my dick
she never talked about it at all.
Who knows, maybe she didn't think I was...but nah.
>inb4 'just lock your door you fuckign faget'
I share a room.
>>689718729
Happened more than once
She as a reasonable adult recognized I was a typical well adjusted human being of fapping age never made a big deal of it.
22471 character.. good copy it was a faking good story
>>689721798
ty op
guys you think it is real?
>>689761942
Show nudes but crop the face out homie
>>689758610
This all happened because you beat your meat at the right (wrong?) time.
>>689763758
He needs to show nudes of his mom to konfirm
>>689765003
Doesn't prove shit
>>689754348
lost
>>689718729
my mum found my stoya fleshlight by accident when she was visitting me last year.
>>689765144
We can at least image search them and see if they're oc. It's more than just taking Anton's word
my mom watched me masturbate probably a half dozen times in between the ages of 14-18
I read /b/ for the articles.
>it's true
