Alligator eats 2 year old in Orlando Florida
http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/
>>689709793
How can you let your 2 year old wade in water in Florida :( idiot parent.
>>689710308
Alligator not crocodile
>>689709793
This is about as stupid as letting your child in a gorilla pit. Actually, probably moreso, because that kid isn't coming back sadly.
>>689709793
Jesus that's depressing. My I can't imagine life if that happened to one of my kids. But come on people, it's Florida...
>>689709793
isis claimed responsibility
>>689709793
I'm honestly surprised people haven't tried trap the gator and lynch him. Seems to be the knee jerk reaction every time people fuck up around dangerous animals.
and what's even funnier is the fucking marines being sent to chase a gator with a partly digested infant in it. 'murica
>>689709793
good.
Probably for the better. Parents who let their kids get eaten deserve to lose their kids
>>689709793
based renekton
>>689711781
they killed 4 of them and none of the 4 had the kid's remains
>>689709793
I guess it's time to ban assault teeth.
>>689709793
niggas gotta eat
>>689710948
Haha! Aahh got me...but true
>>689709793
Was the Alligator black so we can blame white society?
At least he wasn't shot.
#banalligators
>Price range: $452 - $851 (Based on Average Rates for a Standard Room)
lol they got their money's worth
>>689709793
This is not an Alligator problem, nor is it a parenting problem. This is a gun problem and hate problem.
Much cleverer than her parents
>>689709793
and all the gators we kill?
You fucking savages leave the animal alone it was hungry and the only sourse of food for it was the kid. It's not his fault he just acted with nature's guide for food. This alligator has nothing to do that the parents of the kid could not watch their kid carefully, in fact I do feel bad for the kid, but it's the parents fault blame the parents not the animal. We need to protect this species before it goes extinct.
>>689712726
i have alligators on my street (literally) and i agree
wtf... I thought it was just the murder and the healthcare they had problems with.
Alligator extremists have gone too far this time, it's two easy for creatures like that to get ahold of deadly weapons in this country, they're practically born with them now.
>>689712121
Smh, they should give it up. It's just needless slaughter past a certain point.
>>689709793
>>689712974
>>689712726
Agreed.
i also just stepped on a needle
fuck this state
Ha it happened at a beach area on a lake. There are no swimming signs up, but it's a beach for christ sake.
>>689709793
Where's all the outrage against assault gators now? That on probably had a 30 magazine clip
>>689712966
Pretty sure he was joking... nowhere is that fucked up, not even China would do that.
Not even a month ago I was staying at the Grand floridian with my wife and kids. Fucking crazy.
>>689712111
Kek
>>689709793
>>689709793
just climb up a tree lmaop
>>689713232
“We’ve already taken four alligators and looked at four alligators and couldn’t find any evidence that they were involved,” Nick Wiley, executive director of the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission, said, adding, “They had to be euthanized to be analyzed.”
>>689709930
Even better AT NIGHT, they wanted this to happen so they could sue disney for sure.
>>689710411
we'll let it slide, florida has crocodiles too they're generally much further south of disney
>>689709793
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/
>opens link
>sees black talking
>close tab
>the kid is never coming back
>>689713202
>beach
Yeah dem ocean gators, and them inland oceans sure is dangerous.
Srsly, how could they NOT SEE IT COMING.
Hotel is at fault 100%
A manmade lake with a beach area near a childrens playground.
Alligators attack their prey based on size and opportunity. Dogs, cats, birds, and infant children are all equally on the menu in the eyes of an alligator.
Parents did nothing wrong
Child did nothing wrong.
Alligator did nothing wrong.
The hotel shouldn't have put a playground near a lake inhabited by any amount of alligators.
They better get sued to the bone for this.
>>689714304
>disney
>billion dollar company
>jew lawyers
I mean. File the lawsuit, but your chances of winning is none
>>689714304
>t. jew
>>689714304
There were signs that said "NO SWIMMING".
They swam there anyways, at night no less.
Who the fuck takes an infant swimming in a lake with signs saying "no swimming" at night?
Also it's fucking Florida.
How is the hotel at fault?
Hell at least the gator got his belly full of nice young tasty meat
But wtf, they are shooting gators now? Why? What the fuck are they aiming to do? Catch the gator and pump the liquid digested remains? What are they going to do?
Leave gater alone
Also how stupid must the parents be not to comprehend "No swimming signs"
What, can't they read? THEY'RE THERE FOR A REASON!
>>689714790
this is everyone's backyard here lol
>>689714790
You retard. Read before you shitpost.
The child wasn't in the water, he was on the beach. A manmade beach near a childrens playground. Are you saying he shouldn't have been on the beach intended for guests to walk over?
>>689714846
He wasn't swimming.
>>689714304
>Parents did nothing wrong
They unwittingly used their kid as gator bait, were in the water, with signs posted.
>The hotel shouldn't have put a playground near a lake inhabited by any amount of alligators.
There are so many parks and playgrounds with lakes adjacent, a kid got eaten a couple of years ago at a county park.
Disney will settle, but don't expect an outpouring of sympathy from people who live here, you won't get it.
>>689715070
A handful of people witnessed the attack and supplied police with information.
Witnesses said the family was on the beach, and the boy's sister was in a playpen about 20 to 30 yards from the water, according to Demings. The toddler was nearby, wading in the water.
There are "No Swimming" signs at the lagoon, and no one else was in the water at the time of the attack besides the child, Demings said.
This body of water is not for recreational swimming.
"This is Florida, and it's not uncommon for alligators to be in bodies of water," he said.
Declan Salcido, who's on vacation with relatives from San Jose, California, was coming back from Disney's Animal Kingdom when the first ambulance arrived.
He said multiple "No Swimming" signs near the lagoon are visible "from any vantage point."
>>689715251
Kid wasn't swimming.
>>689715178
"<...> and no one else was in the water at the time of the attack besides the child, Demings said."
>>689715070
They were wading in the water when the attack happened.
Orange County authorities said the child and his father were wading in about one foot of water outside Disney's Grand Floridian Resort & Spa when the alligator attacked around 9:30 p.m. Tuesday.
http://www.wesh.com/news/so-child-dragged-into-water-by-alligator-near-disneys-grand-floridian-resort-spa/40058064?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link
>>689713879
the black cop talking says i have 2 children of my own...i mean 3 children
>>689715447
YEA WELL
I was wrong
I don't know how familiar everyone here is with kids but 2 is damn young, probably just learned to count to 10, maybe not since the parents are retarded, but seriously it was past 9pm, I can understand doing it during the day with the no swimming signs, but what kind of a genius does it take to do it at night "oh the alligators are probably asleep like my kid should be, he'll be fine to splash around like an injured meal"
>>689715498
lol I noticed that too
The aligator just tried to protect the child. Stop being so ignorant.
>>689712726
It's not 1990 anymore. Alligators aren't endangered, dumbass.
>>689712726
HE WUZ A GUD GATOR
>>689715070
https://gma.yahoo.com/child-dragged-gator-lake-near-disney-resort-florida-104853646--abc-news-topstories.html
In case you forgot to read what happened, retard.
If only that kid had a gun. Fuck you Obama.
>>689715070
see
>>689713886
How are people so retarded to call a lagoon a beach.
>>689709793
jep, that's florida for ya
>>689713886
The word "beach" doesn't imply an ocean. Just because must beaches where you live are a certain way doesn't make it so everywhere.
>>689709793
+1 for the home team
MANMADE PLAYGROUND NEAR MANMADE LAGOON BEACH.
>>689715892
it's 97 degrees with the humidity factor at 9:30 in the morning anyone want to mow my lawn
Not the first time a predator in Florida has been caught eating out a child
>>689716090
CARLOS!
And my wife wonders why in don't want to go to disney. Fuck that. Fuck gators.
>>689715251
people seriously ride boats in there ?
Man walks into a funeral home and says "I need a child size coffin and make it snappy!"
>>689709793
that shit happens somewhat regularly up north here
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-06-03/'target-animal'-caught-and-killed-after-fnq-crocodile-attack/7476572
>>689716280
One of the fastest ways across walt disney world resort is by boat.
>>689715504
You are a hero among men to be a big enough person to admit when you're wrong on 4chan. You could have just called him a sperg, but you took the high road. All my respect goes to you.
>>689714876
that looks nice,
>>689709793
...so Obama and Hillary want to ban "assault rifles" to prevent more gator attacks.
...laugh if you will, but it's just as retarded to use that response with the Orlando shooting.
>>689709793
florida is the place to be this week
>>689716408
in one of those shitty canoes ?
>>689716055
Did mine Sunday b4 the heat hit.
>>689716398
Brevard County deputies have determined that Matthew Riggins, 22, was killed by an alligator in Barefoot Bay lake on Nov. 23 while possibly hiding to avoid law enforcement.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/12/08/alligator-kills-florida-burglary-suspect-hiding-cops/76966512/
>>689716679
No. Larger boats.
>>689716859
that's aight I guess. you have to be pretty braindead to go paddlin' into gator infested water in one of those things
>>689716280
I water ski in lakes with gators, but I also know the risk.
Your swimming in some dirty Florida pond hungry and bored. When suddenly a roasted chicken comes walking by. What do you do
I don't understand the logic in protecting a hostile species that is willing to kill babies. We should map the genome and let them go extinct. It's not like they serve much of an ecological purpose.
>>689716575
Posted Jun. 8, 2016 at 11:19 AM
Updated Jun 8, 2016 at 7:05 PM
MIRAMAR BEACH — It was a deadly day on Emerald Coast beaches Tuesday with three people dead and one still missing and presumed dead.
>>689717074
Kek
>>689717038
goddamn, you florida people are crazy, never change you magnificent idiots
Remember, its not both of the parents fault. Its only the father's fault.
>>689717235
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/strange/floriduh-blog/sfl-flduh-kids-pet-gator-20160613-story.html
>>689717235
From school age we are drilled (or were its been a while) about water safety and wildlife conservation. They would have those in classroom "field trips" and bring in some douche with videos and a dolphin mascot to talk about how to be safe in any form of water and how to treat the wildlife. The wildlife one had a manatee.
>>689717280
Atleast the dad tried to save the kid. Most people wouldn't attack an alligator
I have lived in florida 26 years and never seen a gator.
You would honestly have to be a fucking moron to go swimming in a lake at night. There are countless animals in the water that will hurt or kill you.
Then again they probably assumed that the lake was safe because the hotel owned it. I would say the hotel is liable and they should get at least a $5 mil settlement.
>>689717038
I also swim in alligator inhabited water. I know the risks, and know they are astronomically low considering that alligators select prey based on size and opportunity.
I would and do go in the water, but I keep my child and dog away.
>>689717477
>t. morgan & morgan
This is a deadly reminder that you should never smile 'round a crocodile.
>>689714159
Kek
So he ded?
>>689712726
This is Disney's fuck up, that lake beach wasn't supposed to have alligators. I hope the parents sue them hard.
>>689717673
>>689717708
A 2 year old got drug into the water by a 6+ foot gator almost 12 hours ago, and no one has found him. Yea, he dead.
>>689717708
No. Alligators often drag babies out to fool the parents, then return them safely later.
The expression "Alligator alley" comes from alligators stealing babies from carriages and then leaving them in alleys later as a prank. These are smart, timid and docile creatures.
>>689717757
>t. dan newlin
>>689717815
What did Rosanne Barr have to say about it?
>>689717815
Florida doesn't catch sexual predators, it creates them with ridiculous law enforcement.
>>689715533
Most kids aren't counting at 2. Its a milestone for 3 year olds. But the point is valid; a two year old is young as shit.
The parents made a lot of mistakes which makes it kind of shitty but I wouldn't call it their fault. People unfamiliar with gators don't understand how dangerous they can be. I wouldn't expect most people to think just stomping at the edge of the water to be that bad.
>>689717508
>keep my child and dog away.
It always cracks me up when you see people on the news with the classic "gator ate my dog" wut?.
>>689717979
Sean pls
>>689717708
No. The alligator regurgitated the baby whole. The baby came out with no serious injuries.
>>689714494
> meanwhile Other Jew lawyer
> 2 year old eaten by alligator
> at Disney
> jury will fucking cry
Jew lawyer works for no win no fee and takes most of the winnings
>>689717757
>disney never said there was an alligator in the lake!
>disney shouldn't let an alligator into the water! It didn't even pay admittance fees!
>disney owes me money for my baby being ate, even though they put up signs that I willingly ignored
>>689718028
Do a little research. They would get government grants by setting up online predator situations and entrapping men into doing things. At least 10% of the men on the registry shouldn't even be on there.
>>689710430
>implying everyone knows about alligators in Florida
>implying you'd expect alligators at Disneyworld
It's common sense to not let your child into a gorilla enclosure
Letting your child into a small amount of water at the sandy shores immediately outside your resort at Disneyworld is a little different.
>>689718178
Whatever you child fucking pervert.
>>689718178
shut up sean
>>689717477
Other than alligators there's nothing that will hunt you in the water. Water moccasins usually hang out near the water and you're more likely to come across them at the edge of the water than swimming in there.
Also, do you never go outside? How can you live in florida and never see them?
>>689718095
Anything is possible with this inconsistent court system.
>>689714494
Ironic that Disney has Jew lawyers to protect it since Walt was such an Antisemite lol
>>689718257
There are people in Florida in jail for manufacturing normal everyday pornography completely within the confines of the law. It doesn't have anything to do with children. Evangelicals just hate sex and think it's the devil because they themselves are probably child rapists/victims.
>>689718178
More than 10%.
>>689710308
>be alligator
>hungry af,
>haven't eaten in days
>Florida is hot as fuck in June
>evening comes, cools down a bit
>but water still warm and feeling pretty good
>lurking by fish near shoreline
>see a large meal at water's edge
>fuckyeah.jpg
>clamp down on that shit, it's mine
>suddenly this faggot comes up trying to steal my shit
>fuck no bitch get your own food
>Swim away from him
>dinner is served
>aww yiss
>>689709793
Meh. Alligators eat people in Florida all the time. Don't want to get eaten by an alligator? Stay out of Florida.
>>689718409
My bad, I didn't read "At least".
>>689717818
That's what they said about Tarzan
>>689718560
Alligator attacks on humans is rare ass fuck you stupid
>be short on money
>feed kid to alligator
>sue disney
Anyone near Satellite Beach?
When you step in the water, you are the visiting team.
>>689718323
I do not live in a rural area. I have never seen one in a manmade lake, public park or forest. I have seen signs that say not to feed gators, however.
If I did see just one, I would probably keep a rifle in my car from then on and shoot any that come near me. I don't care if it's legal. I'm not as "ruralized" as the morons who think it's ok to have a predatorial and vicious animal wandering around.
>>689718229
>>689712260
#blackgatorlivesmatter
>>689709793
That poor father will have nightmares the rest of his life.
>>689717815
Fixed the photo for you dude!
>>689709793
Letting kids nesr water, in florida
Shiggydiggy, alligators go where ever they damn well please, if there is a medium body of water you can damn well expect there to be a alligator in it
>>689719060
lol
http://youtu.be/bLvSI14Oou8
>>689718802
>i'm not a rural moron
>i'm gonna take out my rifle and start shooting at animals
>>689718178
I strongly disagree with you! GUY!
>>689709793
Damn it. This is why we need guns! That two year old needed to be armed
>>689719210
I certainly would in that event. Humans are not built for fighting with wildlife. I'd kill it outright.
>>689718802
where do you live?
>>689718178
7% tops, fuckwad
>>689712726
The gator didnnn dunnunton
>>689718948
Dat Gator didun du nuffin.
>>689719240
There's not really much to disagree with. These are known, reported facts.
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/08/08/sexual-predator-stings/13770553/
Grady Judd is a psychopath and one of the most dangerous people in the country. He's a law officer that preaches in uniform and ignores the judicial process on a regular basis.
>>689715533
>> I don't know how familiar everyone here is with kids
You just answered your own question. Counting to 10 at two years old?? Nigga you best be trollin. Condescension and ignorance are an hilarious mix sonny.
>>689719320
Then why confront it at all? You see a gator just don't go near it and it won't come after you.
>>689719368
Yeah and 50% drunkards who molested a kid while inebriated.
Oh my god a predator!
>>689719320
i live in viera florida i saw an alligator this week
>>689719537
My 2 year old can count to 10
>>689709793
You know, lotta shit we could argue, but... rest that child's soul, and comfort his family. Flame on.
>>689709793
Alligator was a mexican muslim. Ban Muslims and mexicans.
>>689709793
"This is still a search and rescue operation,"
KEK
>>689719583
Because I don't want to live in a world where I have to worry about going somewhere and being viciously attacked.
I'd rather blow the thing's fucking head off and maintain my position at the top of the food chain.
The same goes for lions, crows and any other animal that isn't completely docile.
>>689719537
that nigger opera could read at 2
>>689716303
what's he need the coffin for?
>>689709793
Go to Disney and get eaten by gator. WTF!!
Fuck Disney with their tired old dumb shit.
>>689716427
mosquitos.
>>689717815
>>689719678
>soul
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2P9TdYA.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
"Ase din dooz nuffins!!"
>>689719464
He uz a gud Gator
just post the webm
>>689717818
Drug??
Seriously, you think that's the correct way to construct that sentence??
Fuck man, I know this place has got its less capable contributors, but .. well, fuck me you're stupid.
>>689720209
Would "dragged" make you happier?
>>689720209
*your
False flag
>>689713162
pictures of A-10's always get me fully erect
>>689709793
we need muh gun in florida
>>689709793
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/06/15/us/alligator-attacks-child-disney-florida/
>An alligator snatched a 2-year-old boy Tuesday night
>"This is still a search and rescue operation," said Jeff Williamson, a spokesman for the Orange County Sheriff's Office. "We are very hopeful. We are hoping for the best."
>>689709793
BAN ALL GATORS
Florida is full of fuctards
>>689712613
they still didn't go to jail though...
>>689712197
Made me chuckle, i tip my monocle to you good sir
>>689709793
Florida is having a bad week.
>>689720395
that gator swallowed that fucker whole and we know it
>>689720307
Not him, but it would certainly make me happier.
Drug isn't a verb.
>>689720338
no.
I hope Disney at least turns the offending
gator into a matching set of shoes and
luggage for the bereaved parents.
>>689713333
Lmao
>>689712197
Yeah man, teeth can kill dozens of people within a 10 minute time span. You got it all figured out dude.
>>689720619
*tips fedora*
>>689720597
Genuine question:
If a gator swallows someone whole, how long would they survive?
Obviously if a gator chews you, you gon' die pretty quickly, from you know being torn apart by its teeth. But assumedly, if you're swallowed whole, you would be able to survive for at least a small amount of time until what? Stomach acid burns you up?
>>689719815
Then stay in your house instead of killing the nature that lives there rightfully
>>689720822
Suffocating would take you faster.
>>689720822
asphyxiation ?
>>689718229
It's not like they were Disney owned gators that wear a badge and roam the park at their leisure..this is an associated nearby area..or the Peter pan experience has gotten out of hand.
>>689719674
I find that very difficult to believe, however I'm not saying its impossible.
I was more struck by the sheer arrogance of the original post.. assuming nobody else could have any knowledge of children( beyond the obvious /b/ interests) and needing help to understand how age works. What a cunt.
>>689720864
It doesn't live there "rightfully" if I kill it. It lives there deadfully. If it had any right to be there it wouldn't be getting shot at by a smarter and more capable being.
>>689720864
Humans are nature too dumbass.
>>689720822
few minutes tops. Inhaling acid = kill
>>689720913
so a gator clamps down and then no air gets in? I literally have no idea how gators work
>>689719815
Dem crows tho. That's why the collective noun for crows is murder, ammirite???
>>689720061
The Alligator is the coffin
>snappy
>>689709793
They should capture the gator and give it to the family to raise. Kind of like how you can have your body cremated and ashes used to grow a tree. You know, like a life out of death sort of thing.
>>689721015
you sound like a real dork
>>689721013
Well, gators live under water for the most part. I'm going to say that if it swallowed you whole, then dove under the water, the air getting to you would be none.
>>689715558
This
>>689713012
>>689720987
Huh? It's a Disneyworld resort. The whole thing is one big self-contained Disney area. The lake is made by Disney. I've travelled over it many times on a Disney boat, and if you'd told me before today that there were gators in the water I'd probably have laughed at you because you just wouldn't expect them to be at Disney, despite the fact that I know gators are a problem in Florida.
>>689720307
Yes. Yes it would.
Thank you.
>>689721165
I've been attacked by a crow in a public park before. I grabbed the fucking thing by the neck and strangled it in front of its babies. Felt no guilt whatsoever.
>>689721207
This x2
>>689718178
They really ought separate the law for slightly underage and drastically underage.
Sorry I'm 17 1/2 and you're 18.
>this home belongs to a known pervert
Uncle Jimmy gonna get his tonight. Wahhh
>this home belongs to a known pervert
Just fucked up ya know?
>>689718229
>Letting your child into a small amount of water at the sandy shores immediately outside your resort at Disneyworld is a little different.
Not when there are multiple easily visible signs that say "BEWARE OF ALLIGATORS IN THE LAKE"... and if you're illiterate there's even a picture of an alligator on them. The parents are completely at fault here.
>>689720506
i see right through their crocodile tears
This thread is fucking gold
>>689720117
>Edit out left lamppost
>Teletubby on the right
>>689721431
Or just change the law so that minors can consent, and if it's deemed consensual it's a misdemeanor or something.
But that will never happen because children are legally considered property in Florida and property doesn't have rights.
Just a small taste of how archaic, ass backwards and disturbing these laws are.
>>689721432
There were no signs warning of alligators, The only signs posted said NO SWIMMING.
YOU are at fault for not reading.
Also, this: >>689721207
>>689721385
This is what we call a warning sign...
>>689719815
Ever heard of an eco-system? You can't just remove objects from an equation without upsetting the entire formula. Please refrain from commenting any further. You're stupidity is indicative of a severe neurological disorder.
I guess what I am trying to say is, in layman's terms, you're a complete fucking potato-headed retard.
>>689721645
A warning not to attack me or I'll strangle you in front of your babies.
>>689720822
I think shitting yourself to death would come first, if the whole horror of what's happening doesn't just shut you down mentally first.
>>689718721
>Alligator attacks on humans are rare as fuck, you are stupid.
Fixed that for you, you barely literate retard.
>>689709793
it took another poor boy down!
>>689721660
Yeah alligators have a real powerful effect on the ecosystem, dude.
>>689721207
Oh wow.
>>689721337
I have to agree with this anon. I've been on that lake shore before. Shit I've probably stood in the same spot that kid was standing before the gator got him. I never thought about an alligator being in the water. This lake is basically surrounded by people. The magic kingdom on one side, a hotel on 2 sides, and a fucking highway in front of it.
>>689721432
The signs say 'no swimming'. The kid wasn't swimming, it was wading in <1ft of water.
Seriously man, it's Disneyworld. I take it you've never been, but when you're there you tend to take note of the warnings but overall tend to assume nothing bad could happen to you because Disney are just such a thorough company and wouldn't take the risk.
I've travelled over that Lagoon by boat a number of times and would never have thought there'd ACTUALLY be gators in there; or at least would never think they would actually ever be able to do anything lethal. It's just the assumptions you make at Disney, especially if you don't have a throrough understanding and knowledge of the gator problem.
>>689721735
Could be fun for a bit? Hey check it out I'm being eaten by a fucking gator!
>>689721784
>>689721660
True. Remember what happened when wolves were re-introduced to Yosemite National Park. Awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysa5OBhXz-Q
>>689721165
Whoa, hold up there Conan.
No wonder nature's got it in for us, with badass dudes like you going around throttling corvids like its nothing.
>>689720475
My point exactly!
>>689721599
just move to another state that lets you legally have sex with 16 year olds weirdo
Our backyard pond/swamps
>>689709930
No swimming signs posted everywhere
>>689721660
+1 bro.
>>689721431
Yeah. I have a cousin who had sex with a girl when he was 18 and she was 17 and he spent over 10 years in prison. On the sex offender registry as per florida law. It's insane and horrific. They changed the law for an exemption, but it's still bad.
As I said earlier in this thread, florida doesn't have this many sex offenders, it creates its own class of criminals through horrific law enforcement that has nothing to do with stopping crime and everything to do with punishing things it doesn't like.
>>689721865
Yeah, I can imagine exactly where this would have been, and I would never have thought that something like this could have ever happened, and would honestly be more scared of having a cast member tell me off for swimming where it says 'no swimming' than I would be for a gator to eat me.
>>689721207
Start a fb page man, that's a beautiful idea.
>>689721784
They are Florida's apex predator you bumbling retard. If you don't think they are important to their eco-system you are a fucking walking, talking potato.
http://www.esa.org/esablog/ecology-in-policy/the-american-alligator-and-its-importance-to-the-florida-everglades/
>>689721756
but I wrote it like that on purpose you stupid
didn't read and don't really care but
is there reason to believe this happened?
wasn't there a case with a balloon or something once. maybe they just want attention.
>>689719815
You're a fucking retard. Hope you'll die eaten toi.
>>689712726
agreed but there are millions of gaters in florida tho..
IT'S THE GUNS FAULT! BAN THE GUNS!
>>689721977
Fuck, it was Yellowstone, not Yosemite.
Goodu Jobu, Aligatoru-san!! :^3
>>689722007
I don't want to have sex with a 16 year old.
I don't want to be arrested because a 17 year old misrepresented herself as being 21 and got away with it.
I've even dated women who were in their mid-20's but would drop hints that they were underage in a way to make me paranoid about who she is. And they get away with it because the laws are psychotic.
Big fucking difference there, kid.
ROCKET LAUNCH IN FLORIDA NOW I CAN LITERALLY HERE IT
http://www.floridatoday.com/story/tech/science/space/2016/06/15/live-spacex-falcon9-rocket-launch-landing-cape-canaveral-air-force-station-eutelsat-abs/85917542/
>>689722235
get a job dork
>>689722103
Oh wow. They dig fucking holes. WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT THEM?!
>>689722235
>I don't want to have sex with a 16 year old.
you don't?
>>689714494
>Implying that there are non jew lawyers.
>>689712104
So many edgy teens on today
>>689721943
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35VU0pHB7-s
I doubt it would be pleasant.
>>689722423
No. I used to be a teacher and kids are fucking annoying. I would not have sex with one if it was legal.
>>689722405
You kill me... Just like the typical troglodyte your ignorance is served up with a heaping side of conviction. How's it feel to be so fucking stupid that it burns calories?
>>689722405
Why don't we just kill all the bugs in the world as well? They are nothing but annoying, like we need little shits flying around everywhere right?
>>689721207
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BEST POST OF THE ENTIRE THREAD
>>689712726
Grew up in slidell Louisiana, even when I was 5 running in the woods I'd see alligators or areas where there could be alligators and still know better
Although Florida destroys alot of there land and trashes it, there alligators and crocodiles are way more aggressive. Louisiana alligators just chill you can walk past them, touch them, blow air horns at them so long as you don't hit them or throw stuff at them they're pretty passive creatures. They have more food here and there land isn't completely destroyed so they don't bother humans or even our pets.
>>689709793
>>689721784
They're an apex predator man. Lose them, lose the ecosystem they maintain.
Lose the ecosystem they maintain, lose all other ecosystems in the immediate and not so immediate area. That could include all the vegetation that prevents Florida from getting washed into the sea, and subsequently all the insects that rely on the vegetative area to breed, and go on to pollinate all the fruit and veg crops in the state.
Wings of the butterfly man, wiings of the butterfly.
>>689722638
I don't know...my IQ is over 150 and I took the MENSA pre-entry exam a few months ago and passed it.
It might be that I can do the internal calculation inside my head relatively quickly and see that they're not supporting anything useful and not needed for me personally.
We should be moving toward mechanical ecosystems anyway like we do with weather systems. I wouldn't leave my life in the hands of honeybees.
>>689714790
Ignorant people from Nebraska, and it was night, maybe they didn't understand or see the signs. And they let the kid in shallow water, it's not like they swam to the middle. You teens are too harsh on these parents, they've already suffered enough
damn it the rocket launch was successfully
>>689722864
autism
>>689722712
I doubt it. Scientists drastically overestimate how adaptable these ecosystems are. This is just abstract data that they have interpreted as being a thing. It is probably completely inconsequential.
>>689722405
Retard.
>>689717986
>>689719537
I could count to 10 by two and was reading Harry Potter by four so sorry I'm not well aware of the milestones of normie children like yourself
>>689718178
Fuck off, retard.
>>689722864
Yeah, mother nature is really undependable, you know what always works out in the end? Human intervention and constructions.
Honestly, you sound like the type of person that would actually try to take the mensa exam, the group mid as well be westboro baptists in my mind, as much of a joke as you are making yourself out to be.
>>689722864
Bahaha! Okay trailer-dweller. You mean you took your GED exam a few months ago and barely passed it. Then you realized that alligator's don't pay taxes and so they are not supporting you by making your momma's welfare and food stamp payments. Fuck off. You sound like you have a degree in Potatology.
>>689709793
>all this hysteria over a dead kid
Kid's dead, people. You're not going to find him. He's alligator food. That's shit, but that's what happened, and wasting public resources in order to find this oversized suitcase is just nonsense.
I mean, yeah, I can understand that people think they're safe on the beach of a hotel. But really, if the body of water feeds from alligator-country, you should stay the fuck away.
I've seen crocodiles jump from the water. One moment there's nothing, and the next some several-meters long prehistoric beast is trying to snack on whatever hapless animal wandered near the water.
The fault lies with Disney. If they want to have their beach, it should be an enclosed lake surrounded by fencing.
>>689718178
Pedo detected
>>689718178
You're ugly
>>689722666
I grew up in Lake Charles, Louisiana. In fact, I'm visiting family there in not too long. I remember my grandparents used to live next to some woods that had marshes in it. There were alligators and crocodiles everywhere. There still are. Luckily, I wasn't an idiot and whenever I saw one that was too close to, or in the trail, I would turn and leave. I never even thought about getting in the water.
>>689723190
my sides
>>689718178
Sick cunt
>>689723097
Yes, actually. Quite a few forms of human intervention are used to protect the aforementioned coasts, wildlife, vegetation and other things.
Nature isn't working in your best interests and a functioning ecosystem is just that way by accident. It would just as easily kill you if it adapted that way. Humans can actually design something with a purpose you fucking idiot.
>>689712111
Double kek
>>689722118
>I'm purposely being retarded
Congratulations
>>689723032
Lose the apex predator(gator), rodents (not sure what they got there, but let's say water rats)colonise the area. Hmmmm, I'm a hungry water rat and I fancy that lovely looking green shoot over there for supper. Hmmm them roots is good, I think ill breed in this foody heaven, free from gator attack.
Fast forward 15 years... where the fuck did Florida go???????
Not say I would happen, just saying it could happen.
Just another verse of the swamp samba.
It's fucking florida, learn how to stand-your-ground-law
>>689723114
Whatever makes you feel better, kid.
The fact that I'm smarter than you doesn't make me better than you unless it gets you mad. Try not to get irrated so much.
>>689723267
I'm getting trolled by a retard
Nature is not supposed to clean your ass and forcing it to would probably not only kill everything else on the planet, it would probably kill us as well. Humans are flawed, you are a prime example.
>>689723443
Being that gators barely ever eat, and have a wide selection of prey to choose from, we're looking at, what? 200,000 "water rats" per year? Big fucking deal. I know that seems like a huge number to your tiny head, but it isn't.
Also florida would not disappear if all the vegetation did. Only some coasts are held together by vegetation and many are already reinforced with human cement construction.
>>689723075
Yet you ended up here.
Also, normie??? Are you suggesting you're something special because Harry Potter is a big thing in your life?? You realise adults visit this site also, yeah?
>>689721212
I think he sounds like a rational human being that understands that humans are part of nature too, and as such we should stop giving a shit about this moral high ground liberal faggotry you're trying to push. Fuck alligators. They're cunts, and if one attacks me, I'm going to shoot it. You think if I started punching an alligator baby, that it's momma would be all "Well we are stronger than them and it's unfair so I'll leave him be" no she'd fuck you in the ass.
>>689723115
>The fault lies with Disney. If they want to have their beach, it should be an enclosed lake surrounded by fencing.
Their lake/lagoon whatever is fucking huge, though overall it is pretty enclosed.
Obviously it's possible for gators to get there, but Disney are generally pretty fucking stringent with that sort of shit - if there was a chance a gator could get into their lake, you can be pretty sure they'd have done as much as they possibly can to make sure that didn't happen - precisely to avoid situations like this
>>689718178
Pedo cunt fuck you
>>689723655
This dramatic overestimation of what nature is capable of is hilarious. Are you native american or something? Nature is ugly and hostile and humans are here through strict chance. Your >opinion that humans cannot govern the planet correctly is ridiculous. We already are developing technology to terraform other planets you fucking moron. You're trolling yourself with your own stupidity.
>>689716427
Mosquitos, fire ants, niggers, meth heads with guns. Yeah, it's not nice. Oh, and gators.
I bet that's a pretty tasty catch for a gator
>>689723835
The saddest part is that people like this enable entrapment by calling anyone who defends anyone called a pedophile a pedophile.
Not only does it not make sense, but you hurt men as a side effect. Go kill yourselves.
I feel like the amount of people on b from florida is quite high, because of the degeneracy and idiocy many are exposed to at a young age
>>689724160
Everyone in this state is a fucking psycho. If I didn't vent on sites like this I'd have murdered somebody long ago.
>>689723930
Obvious strawman is obvious, I know what nature is, it's what created us and sustains us.
>We have technology so we should use it on our only planet because there's no way anything can go wrong.
When you only have one basket, you don't fuck with it willy nilly, unless you are so certain of your own intelligence that you think you are above mistake, such as faggots like yourself.
>>689724057
Whatever, Sean. Fucking pedophile.
>>689716090
so underrated it's unbelievable.
>>689719643
Rollan
5 get
>>689709793
>week go's by
>parrents realise they didnt even have chilldren
>>689723715
If were grabbing numbers from thin air were never going to get anywhere are we? And why the hostility? I was just presenting a possible outcome to losing an apex predator from a very specialised ecosystem.
Btw, 1 breeding pair of European Brown rats will create 6 litters of 6-10 young per yer. Those young are sexually mature at 3 months. Extrapolate that over 15 years. I'm pretty sure you don't understand rodent colonisation as much as you think you might. What are you, some kind of undereducated rodent regard or somefing??
>>689724439
Shut up, Squanto. I bet you sell cigars and fucking cry when people litter
>>689724439
Yeah I'm not terrified of change, like you. The world would be a much better place if I were able to call all the shots, I guarantee it.
>>689724639
I don't think that the multiples matter because your umbrella use of the term "apex predator" is worthless considering gators eat very little and eat everything.
>>689710948
kek'd
>>689724632
"That's right Sharron, we don't have a son!"
>>689724687
I'm not afraid of change,but yes, I would be afraid if some faggot like youself decided to kill all the flys in america because they annoyed him and because "trust me you idiots, this is going to be fine, it's not like they matter to anything around here, they are just annoying" but if you could call the shots and you just killed all gators in an ecosystem you are so retarded that you are beyond help.
That's the change we are discussing for you just arriving idiots.
>>689725028
Kek
>>689725089
Yeah man that's why species go extinct all the time without our intervention and it changes things SO MUCH.
I would exterminate all predatorial animals and mass breeding pests like roaches. You'd never know if you fully got rid of them, but you could drastically reduce their numbers. It would make the world look a lot less like a poverty stricken hellhole in your Panglossian hell of your own logic.
