b, what's the secret to getting girls ?
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b,
what's the secret to getting girls ?
money
>>689699909
once they trust you its easy
>>689699909
money. good looks.
mostly money though.
>inb4 confidence justice warriors.
>>689699909
Probably rape drugs is all you need.
Pretend to care when she's talking to you about something she's sensitive about
>>689700098
yeaa you can ask for anything at that point
dressin up mad fine helps too
>confidence
>money
>looks
>successful
If you have all the above or 2 of them, you could pull any bitch. You can get by with one of those of course, but they'll be pretty average. If you have none of them, you're outta luck.
>>689699909
Money, /fit/ there's no secret.
>>689699909
Chloroform
>>689700308
Looks like i'm out of luck.
have standards and dont tolerate bullshit
>>689699909
Big dick :3
If you are still in education just talk to them and just focus on being friends first. Once you are comfortable talking to girls and befriending them then getting them into bed is easy. Experience(talking to girls, talking in general) is key. You ever see a homeless beggar and steer clear from them? That's what girls do to fat neckbeard virgins too. Fat neckbeard losers will never get girls because they look and smell horrible. Lose weight, shave and wash everyday. Look at office workers, see how most of them are groomed well? That's what you need to do, become part of the societal norm so that you have a chance to interact with people.
>>689701538
>superficial
Keep asking them out
Seriously.
Can't get one if you never try. Since you don't know which ones will say yes, you need to ask every one who's available around you who you may be even remotely interested in. Take what you can get, even if they're old and ugly. Develop the skills of finding, meeting, talking with, and dating them in the process.
After you're casually dating about 3 or 4 of them at a time, you can start being selective and can start slowly moving up the desirability ladder-younger, fitter, hotter, less bitchy, etc. Within a few months of this you'll start to get girls of the level that you always wanted. The key however is to keep AT LEAST 2-3 women around. That way if one leaves you're still fucking at least two other girls-no big deal. That gives you the power to choose, and you need that power.
>>689699909
Money. Big Cock. Good body.
>Pretty much nothing else works.
>>689701750
thats dumb as fuck
>>689701538
I like being a fat neck beard. I change for no woman.
>>689701633
Kek
>>689699909
Assault rifles are pretty convincing.
>>689699909
Money and a lot of muscles. And a big dick. You could be a total prick and beat her.
>>689701922
not even him but yea, this is seriously what you should be doing if youre interested in finding the right person to spend your life with, this shit isnt just gonna fall into your lap, dating someone is different than them being your girlfriend, just make sure you dont tell them its an exclusive relationship.
Quads....chicks dig guys who get em quads.
NBB
not browsing /b/
>>689701633
found the fat duck
>>689701750
too much redpill, not enough life experience. what u wrote spells disaster coming half a mile away
>>689701931
then change for yourself
>>689702267
Roll
>>689702403
earnt it, go worka day in ur life u misplaced peasent
>>689702480
>implying
>>689701538
>>689701750
This shit is MANTA.
It's about repetition. Keep asking them out and talking. Develop social skills. It's like a comedy act. You think you have solid material, so you try it out. Sonetimes it works, most of the time, only you think its funny. Keep the good stuff, keep adding material, and OVERTIME, you'll nail it with a solid routine.
Shit won't fall in your lap unless you're 6' 3"+ in HS and the varsity starting QB.. And that is only 1 guy out of 90.
>>689700174
I second this
>>689699909
Being physically attractive, fit, well endowed, rich, kind, funny and confident.
If you're not all those things no woman will ever desire you, and you have no right to speak to or look at women.
>>689699909
>Be confident in your intentions
>Focus their attention
>Have something to offer
>Let them know you are of value but don't be cocky
>Don't let them treat you like a bitch or they'll fuck someone else
>Be a little mysterious
It's really not hard but if you are young and don't have much experience just go for it.
Don't be a faggot. If you get shot down and they laugh at you well then who cares. If you're batting out of your league expect this to happen more often than if you go for someone with in your range.
If you are a 4 or 5 try for a 5 or 6. If you are a 7-9 then you wouldn't be here asking for advice. Always aim a little higher than yourself.
>>689699909
message them on Facebook and start a casual conversation. also groom yourself and dress nice, and cut your fucking hair you fucking loser
>>689700158
Thing is, you need money and/or looks to be confident enough.
>>689699909
gonna need sauce
>>689700308
Haha i don't have any of that my life sucks
doing drugs together is ok but eating food together is better
(cigs coffee dope booze etc)
(lunch, dinner, then make her bwekfast)
>>689699909
kiss them like you miss them, fuck them like you hate them
don't ask if she is wet and horny, feel her out for yourself without asking
don't be a douche, be a man. be polite but assertive
cunts are as much sexanimals as men, they just don't broadcast/brag about it.
females are manipulative with their emotions, don't blame them for it, it's ingrained into their biology. Deal with them drama properly. don't shower them with money nor attention nor be a cuck/sub. cunts see you as unworthy to be bred with. again biology.
also read this:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Manipulated_Man
and pic is very related
>>689703416
Just keep feeding her dope
>>689699909
Being likeable, socially active, attractive and good at fucking.
>>689699909
Confidence, it's true what they say, nice guys finish last cause assholes are overly confident
>>689703463
Fucking this.
>>689703463
cringe
Be a smart cocky confident asshole
Also be good looking and have money
>>689703565
>going to her/them
second place life#
>>689703502
i inject her with horseraddish while she sleeps then make chop suey in her asshole on the morn
>>689699909
A sense of humor.
Good looks also helps.
>>689703680
This. Can confirm. You would not believe how you can make almost every girl want you with this. even the ones already taken. I sometimes feel like living with cheats turned on.
It takes the thrill out of a relationship though. Thinking there could always be someone with you that is better.
Be attractive.
Be popular.
Be healthy.
Be wealthy.
Be intelligent.
>>689699909
Don't be fucking stupid
>>689699909
Confidence
>>689703643
keep cringing, since you haven't understood what "battle of the sexes" and "feeding & breeding" is really about.
if you don't believe me, read:
the ethical slut
what women really want
spermwars
sex at dawn
and read the wiki link, if you want to catch a good fish in the dating pool out there.
50 millions years of evolution formed our needs, desires and instincts, do you really think the ridicilously short 8000 years of so called "civilization" put a dent in it?
my sides are in the jovian system over your youthful perspectives/perceptions
>>689703894
this.
>>689703859
Also have a good sense of humor
Humor is a sign of intelligence
>>689699909
knockout drops
If you're looking for some pussy, be fashionable. Chicks dig that for some reason. And act alpha, even if you're 5'5, if you pretend like you're the shit, it's a turn on.
>>689699909
Chad reporting in. You just gotta know your limitations and understand and know all women are shallow to the core. My observations so far (no I'm not your typical ei bby you want some fuck kind of guy) is that virgins and socially inept males tend to fear approaching women, like they are something lofty and mighty. Adulation is not needed, treat them like the meat they are. Confidence will come on its own if you see them as meat sleeves for your dick. Remember, they are not people, they will not be interesting to be around and you wont derive much from them other than carnal pleasure. Go to the gym if your body is too soft or skinny, be clean and well maintained, get a proper cologne and don't overdo it. Dress acceptably. You will score, I believe in all of you.
>>689703859
Also demonstrate that you're desirable by other women. One of the reasons girls date you do they can show you off and compete with other females
>>689704330
Also, practice fucking lying. Make yourself larger than life, be witty (which is not that hard, considering you don't have to even try that much to impress them) and behave as though you are in control of your life and surroundings.
>>689703726
good job
Also never take a females advice on what she wants in a man. They don't know what they want and what they say they want is different from what they're actually attracted to
>>689704104
>muh 50 millions year
>8000 years of so called "civilization" put a dent in it
>>689704585
this nigga gets it
>>689699909
Have money, be attractive or funny, bonus for both, and be confident.
The less of a shit you give about women the more they want you.
>>689704104
http://jkrishnamurti.org/
Where is the ideal place to meet women and how does /b/ approach em?
>>689699909
dont be me
You are all retarded. Literally all you have to do is be somewhat nice. Don't be too nice but let them know you're not a douche
>>689704885
Starbucks
Get some muscle mass in your body. If you can't do that then lose weight.
>>689705185
>Starbucks
>>689704885
draw specific girls to you inductively rather then deductive engagement in seeking them
work a day in ur fucking lives... best approach
>>689705115
But you want to fuck not to be a cuck.
>>689705286
I'm only 9 years old and I pull bitches in my Lamborghini everyday. Faggot xD!!!
>>689699999
>>689700000
>>689705343
Do you even know what a cuck is?
>>689702949
/thread
>>689705402
Go back to playing COD and smoking weed kid
>>689705490
I get more b!tches then you. Your an idiot xD
>>689705436
For sure.
Remember that all the girls are sluts.
>>689705474
Im kind of glad I've been dating someone for the past couple of years, with snap chat and tinder pussy looks like it's way too easy now lol. I'd def get a disease
>>689705755
I can smell the virgin all the way from oklahoma
>>689705567
You fuck dogs... I am so happy for you.
Now..Go play COD, or I will tell your mother you been on 4chan.
CONFIDENCE! Will get you any girl!
>>689699909
speaking to them
not looking like complete shit
cash is not that neccessary but helps alot,
theres appeal to a broke man only when he looks hot, and even he cant expect a longterm relationship
>>689706215
horrible
>>689706182
honestly this
>>689704885
orphanage / kindergarten
>>689704885
rape taken & claimed slaves after burning pillaging and killing their villages
>>689700308
>tfw broke but good looking with confidence
They usually leave when they find out I don't have a car tbvh
Say hi
>>689705115
Hot girls usually go for douchebags lol
>>689699909
its actually super fucking simple man. maybe im saying this from a lucky point of view, im told im quite good looking so i guess that makes it easier (?) but ive seen some gorgeous girls with ugly guys.
im what ive learned, im still the most antisocial robot i know. but this is how i normally get them.
dont be fucking loud and obnoxious.
Be comfortable being yourself. even if thats quiet and chill (thats me) girls love that shit.
dont be fucking weird, just act normal if you want sex.
not saying im a god but at 22 ive slept with 8 woman.
target audiances t(r)end to have counter parties
>>689706739
Not true at all, girls go after guys that are willing to defend themselves, not douchebags. Stop lying to yourself.
>>689702925
This.
>>689706019
>taking the bait
>>689699909
Talk to lots of girls. Let girls know when you like them and don't get butthurt if they don't feel the same just move on.
>>689706778
>dont be fucking loud and obnoxious.
>Be comfortable being yourself. even if thats quiet and chill (thats me) girls love that shit.
>dont be fucking weird, just act normal if you want sex.
>tfw I'm loud as fuck and still get laid
It's almost entirely a confidence thing dude. People who are relaxed and aren't anxious all the time tend to do well with women.
>>689700412
This
>Alcohol
>>689699909
Money and a car, there you go m8
>>689699909
charisma, confidence, looks,money,humor,talent,strong.
if you have 2-3 of those traits, youre fine.
you're all virgins
girls like guys who don't give a fuck about them
>>689706973
i completely agree, you will still get laid but i honestly think any fuck can get laid i have no idea how someone who 30 still hasnt had sex. Unless you are obese i dont get it.
But i guess i dont like the type of girls that go after loud guys, its like they are desperate for attention and are easily impressed. Nothing against you, just dont like those type of girls lol.
>>689702951
or a low IQ, that's why even bad looking poor douchebags still get girls
>>689707224
truth.
>>689700158
I'm an average looking jobless schmuck with a regular ol peter and I can't remember a time past the age of 13 where I wasn't regularly hooking up or getting laid.
>>689707248
>But i guess i dont like the type of girls that go after loud guys, its like they are desperate for attention and are easily impressed. Nothing against you, just dont like those type of girls lol.
No offense taken. I'm not super obnoxious either thought. I work in sales and my managers used to flip out because I talked really quietly so I constantly make sure my volume is high enough to be heard. That said, there's girls you fuck and girls you date.
be funny,convincing and relaxed
>>689699909
Don't be a pussy & get out there & start asking them how they feel, woman love a man who can understand them, outside the bed & in it.
I have talked to a lot of women, mainly because when I was a teenager the only way I could get close to girls was by letting them vent with me.
What I have learned as an adult, what I hear countless times from every type of woman, is confidence is what's important.
Doesn't matter if you're rich, doesn't matter how good you look. If you don't have confidence, you're fucked.
The great thing about confidence is it can be learned, and it can be feigned. Get out there and fake it till you make it.
>>689705185
How do you approach them and execute, what do you talk about?
I'm 18, kissless virgin, no friends, depressed, I have a tough time being real, but I'm pretty smart and honest with myself.
The other day I biked a few miles to assessment testing for college and on my way back I stopped at Starbucks for some water. I walked in there looking sexy with my hair slightly blown back and nice cotton shirt sticking to the contours of my muscles, kinda sweaty and out of breath, you get the picture. qt3.14 is standing kinda off so I ask her, " Are you in line?" She was one of those cute girls who kinda looks at the ground when they talk "Yeahh, sorry.." and she proceeds to twiddle with her hands and feet and rock around a bit anxiously as I wait behind her in line. In the back of my mind, there's a voice telling me I ought to say something to her, make her smile/flatter her, but I feel like it would be too out of the blue and I don't know what to say. I can compliment a girl and tell her she's beautiful in a subtle manner but I don't know how to follow that up to get anywhere.
>>689699909
I met my girlfriend in highschool.
Here I'll go through my high school experience with you.
Grade 9:
Couldn't get a girlfriend much less a friend.
Grade 10:
Start hanging out with a group of people and we smoke weed and drink a lot. I start losing a lot of weight and become interested in a girl in the group. Start gaining confidence when speaking to women and get my first girlfriend. Stop talking to girl in the group and summer vacation comes around. By the time I get back to school I no longer have a girlfriend and everything is back to normal.
Grade 11:
Start talking to other girls but also talking to girl in the group. Start suggesting we watch a movie together or do something fun together sometime. Group sort-of disbands and I end up going lone wolf and talking to a lot of girls.
Grade 12:
Group kinda comes back together. Girl that was originally in group really wants to talk to me all the time. We end up having sex and skipping school to be together at her house all the time. We get in a big fight and I leave. I start talking to other girls again. Start dating my current girlfriend, and we've now been dating for 4 years.
If I could pinpoint one thing in my highschool life that helped me to "get girls" it was when I stopped being a little bitch.
Don't expect to be liked, don't think you're cool as fuck even when you're a fucking cringe worthy fucking loser. And don't fucking make mistakes you'll regret.
The friend zone exists. There was another girl i was involved with who basically shut me down and then turned around and told me she was in love with me. It was too late of course, I had friend zoned her, that ugly fuck.
Make sure you stay true to yourself, focus hard in school, but speak to women naturally and ask them out without hesitation. It's better to try and fail than to never try at all.
Add every girl on facebook, speak to them as much as you'd like.
>>689708777
lucky trips based anon advice
>>689708745
i have the same issue here with keeping up conversation, hopefully someone answers
>>689701750
This all day
>>689699909
There is no secret, it's random lottery and standard distribution. There have to be the ones who score more than a median, and those who score less. One thing that is more pathetic than a loser is a loser who pretends he's not a loser.
OR, you have to make yourself as dumb as average person and perform all the required dances and rituals. It doesn't actually matter how good you are at them. It's a diplomatic way of stating your primitive intentions. You will be surprised how many people do things because "everyone" do it and in a way "everyone" is supposed to do it. In no time, you will find yourself caught in a life's trifles with a half-desperate, half-attached person, like most pairs in the world do.
>>689707224
This, I agree on that. Do not be invasive, act confident - most important shiet
>>689709045
>>689708745
It's hard to keep up a conversation when there isn't one. You're never going to meet a girl in starbucks, that's why these tinder apps exist. It's not like the old days, or like the movies. You look creepy if you start up a conversation in the back of a line at starbs. Now, if you had seen eachother a few times, maybe she's the waitress at starbs, yep. Go for it.
>>689699909
Download tinder. Like every girl you come across. I don't even look at what I'm liking. Then go through your matches and if you see potential fuck material message.
>>689709107
Very well said.
I wasted years of my life looking for the secret to getting women. Then, when I was getting women, I felt empty. It was just some half retarded ritual, and I ended up not being able to go to college right away.
>>689708745
>I'm 18
You are only allowed to post on this topic when you are 20 (and until you re 30, obviously).
>>689709262
>>689709383
I never could bring myself to getting involved with dating apps and shit, for some reason comes off morally wrong like getting a hooker.
>>689709383
this 100%. if u actually have a hrd time going outside to parties and such, download basically all of the (free) dating apps and like every girl.
theres always at least a 7/10 that will like you
>>689699909
Get confident, dijt be afraid to talk to them,then realize there js no secret, just luck and chance
>>689699909
depends on the girl
>>689709478
Well you won't meet a girl at any public place unless it's a party scene or a bar, and you can't really go to bars at 18, can you?
If it's morally wrong then fine.
>>689709400
What's the ritual?
>>689709478
i dont understand why it would be morally wrong...honestly unless your in college, its a lot easier to hook up w/ girls. Ive never had a longer than 2 month relationship on tinder
majority of girls are down to fuck as well
>>689709647
not him, 23 year old vegan here
>>689699909
Depends on the girl.
>>689699909
Talk to them
Heres the secret about getting women.....
Once you get 4 or 5 of them interested in you, the others will flock to find out what's so great about you. You'll find that 30 girls have eyes on you, just because they want to prove that they can get you over their friend or some random that likes you.
Now, that was the power trip I was on in 2012. And that's why highschool is such feeding frenzy.
>>689709531
Dating services pessimize the results for mass-likers.
Also, if you have no idea how to talk to a stranger, that is probably not going to work.
>>689708777
Best post, honest, smart and straightforward
Jerk off into her bottle of shampoo...overtime your sperms (which are basically you) will seep into her brain and mindfuck her...manipulating her to submit to your needs.
>>689709705
Go into a public place, put your arms like a goat's. Then flap your arms and walk in 3 direct circles. Let out a bellowing "I'm better than anyone else!" then "squak" three times before chanting, "I have a big cock! Not a dirty cock sock!" stop in place, walk backwards 10 paces and shit your pants.
>>689699909
Dont ever show them your weak side. Ever.
Just show them that you´re attracted to them and that you´d like to insert your penis in them. But after that, you just keep them around while acting independently.
People nowadays like to feed you bullshit explanations on how to get laid or pick up chicks. You know, the obligatory "Be yourself", "Money", "Work out and maintain personal hygiene". But none of that offers guaranteed success. Want to know the sure fire way? Well it's quite simple, Rape. Now before people go all sjw and moralfag on me. Take a moment to think about the most prolific breeder in history. Genghis Khan didn't gain that title by court every woman who he impregnated. No, most of his copulation was forced. Yet he was quite successful with this method. One in two-hundred males carry his genetic marker. That's the secret, it's rape.
>>689710311
You're a fucking faggot. I'll rape you with a hand grenade then pull the pin out from your asshole and push you down a flight of stairs if you don't shut the fuck up.
>>689710449
Sure you will.
>>689702925
im like a 7, have you ever tried going for a 5? really easy to fuck average girls if that's what you want
>>689699909
letting them get you
>>689710449
>triggered
>>689702925
Believe this anon
>>689700264
>dressin up mad fine helps too
Yes it always works when I show off my fedora collection. Should I show her my katana collection too tho?
Be better than them at everything, including sucking cock
>>689699909
Just become a Day Knight. Will do wonders for your game.
>>689703894
disagree, none of these matter
pic related
Paint you dick black or your face white.
>>689699909
sauce
>>689699909
alcohol
>>689702925
/thread
>>689699909
Many of the girls I struck out with in college eventually started calling me years later. The main things that had changed was that I had a good job, making cash muney, and they were all, yes ALL, single moms by then. So clearly you need to get some other guys to get those bitches pregnant and go work at the Costco. That is how you get girls.
>>689700158
I've had sex with five girls without paying for anything once,kek
>>689711807
Yet another woman hating faggot who tries to pass off his incapacity to find a chick as some feminist conspiracy against men.....feminism notwithstanding, literally billions of men fuck regularly......so if you can't then you are a massive cuck faggot who shld just stop wasting earth's limited resources and just kill yourself......the world is full of men who have bigger problems than chicks
>>689711807
>>689711811
Bullshit. I am average looking, never work out, unemployed, but I am just fun to hang out with, and respectful, through which means I also manage to land sex.
LICK MILF PUSSY IS MY LIFEGOAL
>>689712324
This.
>below average looking
>aboriginal
>fat
>slept with 50+ girls
>has a baby with an asian girl
>Confident as fuck.
the key to success in any form is telling people what they want to hear and pretending to be what they want you to be
>>689712606
Please provide a picture.
>>689699909
I dunno why people ask shit like that, it's obvious
Imagine being a girl - what do you want your bf to be like? Funny and self-confident. You don't have ot be attractive, successful, rich etc... just be self-confident, learn how to talk properly, be funny
>>689700020
This
>>689709107
On the other hand, once you've realized your disdain for pleb tier hookups, there's probably no way back to mimicking Chads and Stacies. You have to grow over yourself. If you want understanding, you need to understand others. There's a lot of anonymous or semi-anonymous forums for girls, mostly masquerading as a fandom discussion communities, that have a familiar shit-on-everyone attitude and a whole lot of general topics. Lurk more.
just scream all day loud in their ear
>>689709045
Learn to view the girls you want as any other member of your species. As long as they're special to you, you will treat them as such, they will instantly feel their power over you and lose interest. Until a girl remembers yours name or shows any legitimate interest in you as a person, do NOT hit on her or show any special interest. Be a person who casually talks to other people, then proceed to use that skill to approach all sorts of people including people whom you would possibly have sex with. If you have "this one special girl" and you haven't had her yet, realize that you will most likely never have her unless you make some painful realizations about her which forces her back into the category of all other people in the world (from where she will actively have to prove herself different to you).
I hope this all makes sense to you.
>>689713594
Lol fag
>>689699909
Assume that you're worth loving, treat yourself as an idol, focus on everything but the end result (detach yourself completely from the outcome), have fun while doing so.
You're welcome.
>Always wear normal clothes
>look ok, but nothing special
>Girls ignore me
BUT
>Go to wedding, dressed up in a suit
>looking so fucking good, color makes my beard / face pop
>Ladies end up talking to me, got one number after she dragged ME around to get beers / cake with her.
>Been texting her all day and night because im really just beta
>going to meet up today to hang out.
Just dress nice and hope you have a decent face. Thats it.
>>689699909
>don't be yourself. You suck, that's why you are here
>actually think of your words and how they will sound once they've come out of your mouth before speaking
>>689713842
Wearing that suit and looking sharp as fuck probably gave you more confidence then normal and made you approachable
>>689699909
sauce maybe?
>>689713949
probably. When I wear that suit my confidence does fly through the roof but I still have no social game. if chad was a 10/10 in social game, im probably a 4/10 or even 3/10.
Don't be fat without being funny.
Either way, don't really give a shit about them. Let them know you want to fuck every which way but explicitly telling them, but don't show any feelings one way or another once you get it/don't.
>>689699909
Hot girls? or just any girls?
1. be confident
2. be attentive and interested in her
3. don't be a fucking weirdo
4. have normal hobbies and interests
5. have a job with some direction in your life
6. be able to feed, house and clean yourself
>>689699909
I'd assume leaving the house and having a social lie.
>>689699909
it's fucking easy to get any girls you want. just be tall and have a big dick, like me.
Getting off 4chan
>>689714321
What's next? A stadium of fans on your personal rock show? Realistic replies, please.
>>689704885
join a fucking recreational co-ed soccer team. the girls are hot and fit. Invite the team out for beers after the game. the women are all hot, sweaty and worked up from the game and now they're drinking alcohol and getting their buzz on. Fucking easy to talk to them and get to know them. you already have something in common with them, you're on the same fucking team, you fucking loser.
Secret to getting girls:
Become the guy/girl that gets the girl. You probably already have a decent idea of what you need to do to become that so stop asking us for advice and go out there and do it.
>>689714773
I wouldn't know. I rarely leave the house outside of work
>>689699909
look in their eyes.
get a good shoe game
wear hot boxers
always smile
be effortless and lazy
laugh to her jokes, even if unfunny
break her confort zone when doing a sex joke
keep the peeping levels to minimum but look at her mouth after her eyes sometimes
if some chad is talking to her, just make fun of him like the faggot he is
be yourself but keep control, like when your'e at work
you know it's ok for you when she starts to justify some shit you didnt asked her about.
oh, and never mention you're a virgin until she's naked.
>>689699909
its impossible for me,
i have no idea op sry bro.
>>689700020
yup, or having the characteristics that help you get money
>>689704885
universities? no way man, most of them are fucking crazy
>>689701750
>>689701922
Sad part is that he's right.
>>689711807
only if she's a 10/10 and knows it
>download tinder
>like every girl
>be a little mysterious but not fucking weird
>dont message her all the time, make her want you more
>lie about how much money you have (most girls ive come across are vapid and shallow, and will talk to you more if they think you have money)
>become the 'dominant' one. aka, dont let her walk all over you
>display confidence
>dress sharply
>be funny
>don't be fat
(all the others become irrelevant if you can do the last two)
>>689703144
I second this.
>>689699909
We need dat sauce mang.
>>689712324
calm down, dude. what the fuck triggered you so hard?
![13_jessica-perez_18[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/MtKvkOP.jpg "13_jessica-perez_18[1].jpg")
be a singer or actor
live in la or nyc
adam levine and leo dicaprio can get legit hot women whenever they want
i have seen adam with so many hot women
he even runs around on his wife
i saw adam with this girl jessica perez at the shangri-la in santa monica
adam took her home with her panties down to her knees
money
smart/funny
good personality
good looking
any combination of those
or the 1 in a million matching up personalities, where your shitty fucked up shit matches up with her shitty fucked up shit or whatever.
>>689714321
yeah, women are more interested in socialising then men but you could find yourels a socially awkward girl, too. She will be average looking but I don't think you care about that anyways
>>689700158
>>689700020
>>689700098
>>689700308
>>689701538
>>689701750
/Thread. All these were all that was needed
>>689700592
shes the bullshit (in sometimes) in my case. I pointed out -> breakup
>>689699909
A big penis.
>>689716014
>be a singer or actor
It's not just that dudebro. Both of them are also good looking guys, even with shitty average jobs they would still be getting pussy. Some are just lucky, with looks and talent and chances to land good jobs and everything
>>689699909
>be someplace girls are
>do things girls like
Imagine how great being gay would be.
You can get laid whenever you want.
Imagine it.
It would be great.
I wish I was gay.
>>689700098
This...
>trust
>looks
>money
The holy trinity for getting good pussy...
>>689699909
Be a decent human being. Aka, stop frequenting this site.
>>689699909
Listen to someone like Tom Torero and start doing what is called Day game. This is all. Do what this faggot says but don't buy his shit.
>>689714674
This
>>689699909
>confidence and good mood
>money helps too
take it from an ugly piece of shit loser who used to fuck REALLY hot girls
>>689712471
I call bull hockey.
>>689716808
This is a decent site just don't browse these shit channels until you're a literal IRL old fag and ready to die.
>>689699909
There is no secret. You just accept the fact you will never have sex with one and you fuck your Fleshlight.
>>689699909
Average or better attractiveness and money.
>>689708745
>>689709045
Don't listen to
>>689709262
What I like to do is say "Hey, weren't you in my Orgo class last year?" and she'll most likely say no and then from there I ask about her major and go on from there. I guess if you're not in college you can say something along the lines of "Hey, didn't you go to [insert school here]?"
And then after talking for a little bit, I usually say "Well, I just thought you were cute and wanted to say 'hi'. Mind if I get your number?" and then boom, you got her number.
>>689712606
Just type in "Native Canadian"
Pretty accurate description of all of them.
>>689713362
>There's a lot of anonymous or semi-anonymous forums for girls, mostly masquerading as a fandom discussion communities, that have a familiar shit-on-everyone attitude and a whole lot of general topics.
Care to share? I'm very interested to see what a female /b/ looks like
![tumblr_nyyhm3ZPC61ubn9cco1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lbZ7piu.jpg "tumblr_nyyhm3ZPC61ubn9cco1_1280[1].jpg")
>>689716521
most women want to be actresses
that is why they pour into la/nyc
the only way to meet them is to be a creative type, any showbiz job, or have a friend in those fields
i know lots or regular guys who work in movies/tv and have model girls friends
my friend is an electrician at cbs in studio city and met his girl on the lot
she was there doing a fashion shoot at the small nyc lot cbs has
here is miss pr 2010 mariana vicente and her dodger boyfriend henry hernandez
they met at an event at nbc/universal
mariana has had a decent acting career and has had lots of cocks run through her
kevin hart - adam sandler - will farrell and various other have fucked her
>>689717500
holy fuck thanks anon, dubs and best advice so far
>>689700308
/thread
>>689712303
>five
kek
>>689699909
money and looks, but thats not a secret, a real secret is my picrel
>>689709647
Heh, drinking age over 18.
>Alberta Master Race
>>689699909
Tube.getthelube.com
>>689706778
>not saying im a god but at 22 ive slept with 8 woman.
I'm 20 and I'm at 11.
Get on my level bitch.
>>689709262
But it *is* like the old days. The only thing that changed over the years is aesthetics, people generally treat each other the same. I drive taxi, and I easily start a conversation with any woman in the cab. Same applies to a long line-up, or even the bench outside the restaurant where people smoke. Just stop being a pussy and look up from your phone once in a while.
>>689717764
She must be covering up one legendary ass then, because she looks average as fuck.
>>689699909
Always focus on yourself first. Work out, concentrate on your goals and achieve them, gain confidence by doing so, be successful and make it seem as if your life has some kind value to other women
Interact with women and keep your options open at all times. If a chick doesn't show interest, move on to the next girl. Keep on talking to women and practicing your skills.
When with a chick you like, make your intentions clear early on and DON'T treat her like a friend. Make lots of eye contact and try to make physical contact. Flirt with her and make a move at some point by asking her out. If she declines, like I said, move on to the next girl.
And obviously, have good hygiene, get a decent haircut, nice clothes. Just try to look good.
>>689717684
>>689717588
>>689712788
What do you want a picture of? I don't think can give personal stuff
>>689699909
>>689719283
Of how you look. It's not anyone will recognize you, or that you said anything that could cause harm.
>>689719391
fucking kek, I'm gonna try it now
>>689719391
OMG HAHAHAHA /THREAD
>>689719391
found a ginger girl named Julia on the tumblr tag right now but she got away
![Nikita-Kahn-Larry-Ellison-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HuZXg21.jpg "Nikita-Kahn-Larry-Ellison-[1].jpg")
Money by itself does nothing. Never confuse money with status; women crave status especially the hot Manhattan or Beverly Hills types. Just look at Larry Ellison, all the money in the world yet has to pay a Soviet whore to hang out with him; his whole life has been whores. This is true for many Silicon Valley type dorks.
>>689699909
be rich, women are all sluts if you're rich.
>>689702480
why the fuck would you change yourself, what's the point in living after that.
>>689701633
everything is superficial in this world, fat fuck, you either accept it and play the game or stick to your principles and die a neckbeard sjw virgin loser
>>689721329
no im going to live for myself, fuck of you sheeple faggots.
>>689719391
Fuck, I actually connected with a cute middle eastern girl talking on the phone.
Got up to the "Are you ready to be my little slut?" and got hung up on lol.
>>689721329
also only stupid people are superficial, because they lack in brains.
>>689721513
Then you lost the game. You lose yourself from the genepool. Maybe remembered in history for awhile but it's rare. Probably nobody will care.
You need to breed, and for that you need to be a little bit superficial.
>>689699909
be confident, even if you are ugly and no money, just be confident and pretend you know what deufq you are doing...if my ugly ass friend got a gf, you can also :)
>>689721898
Yeah, we really need to propagate the species here. We're in real danger of going extinct!
>>689722069
The only one who is going extinct is you. There is no more you left.
>>689722225
(you)
>>689721898
there is no game you sociopathic retard, life is real, it's not some T.V show.
You guys sound like a bunch of idiots. Why do you even give "answers" on how to get women? Lol is it jut some joke thread? OP, if you're seriously wondering, these guys never got a woman by doing anything they think they did. They got lucky. You're going to interact with girls at some point in your life just because nature put it in you. Genetics attract certain genetics. There really is someone out there for you, multiple genetically compatible people, and the girl will give you a sign she likes you because its in her nature. As the man you are suppose to approach it from there. You know that stupid feeling you get in your dumb stomach that tells your tiny brain you're an idiot? People call it a butterfly. That is your body saying "I think this girl might be showing me a sign..." so you try to be conscious of that and take it from there. Nature has a way of working itself out because if it didn't we'd all be fucking dead you stupid idiot. These guys are talking about artificial attraction, which doesn't work. Enjoy your pathetic life and just wait for nature to take its course
>>689721898
also, intelligent people quite often never breed, so enjoy living in an idiocracy, because the world is almost there.
>>689722225
Oh no, my massive family's congenital heart defects and history of mental illness and heart defects will only be continued in the 2/3s of us who have already had children! What will the world do without my special genetics!
C'mon, I'm having a damn good time with life and if I don't find a woman to make some little people with I'm certainly not going to know any better once I'm dead. Might as well go out there, drink, sing, and go wild. And maybe the woman thing might be a side effect.
>>689719391
fat girls have nothing to lose
>>689722992
I didn't mean to type heart defects twice, I meant to say alcoholism. But I'm drunk so I overlooked that.
The majority of you morons have been taught to think money, confidence and my "good looks" ,as in wearing some clown suit designed by kalvin klein makes you handsome, will attract women to you. That's because you've been sucked into a system companies created to make money from you morons and further control you through monetary enslavement. You've been made to artificially attract each other, which is the result of your true monetary master, the right hand man of Lucifer, Evelyn Rothschild. Why you ask? Eugenics. Your genes are being mixed with people you should not be compatible with in order to create subhuman species, much like you see today. Just look around you. Meanwhile the rich breed with those who their doctors tell them they are genetically compatible, retaining their fortunes, retaining their intelligence, and you dwindle each generation
have something they want.
>>689722625
>just wait for nature to take its course
Translation: Sit around and wait for Chad to sweep you off your feet. Woman detected.
>>689706561
you're doing it wrong...you get them to drive you around.
>>689699909
Money and power.
>>689724095
Lol woman detected? You must be one of the guys saying "just get her to trust you"..."dress nice"..."have money"...those are all the thoughts a woman would have you idiot. Women are sneaky, care about money, and care about dressing up. You think like a woman. I think like a man. I'm more a man you could ever hope to be, which is why I've had many more women you'll ever have, and the std's to prove it. I'm such a man I won't use a condom when I fuck whoever I want and I tell women that, and I tell them I have herpes, and they still sleep with me. You ever had that ability on women? No, because you're a bitch woman inside and women can sense that
>>689705890
I can smell the Oklahomo all the way from Virginia.
>>689708723
People all say this mantra, but what exactly is confidence? How can you get it? How about anons who have a hard time with girls because of their anxiety?
In my opinion, knowledge is the key, know that women will not be the same as You and most important of all, she isn't better than You just because she is a woman or is prettier. If going to nightclubs isn't your thing, you can get girls in another ways, to Tell the truth, you can get girls without even going out.
Granted that you won't get as many girls you want and won't be able to choose.
Also, go to gym please.
>>689724556
To get a girl, you need to post her nudes on /b, get us to complement her tits and ass and then take a screenshot and show her all the complements......she'll have tears of happiness and cock of OP in her eyes and mouth respectively
Just don't be scared or too upfront
Be confident girls love that
Today after work I'm going to fuck my ex gf sister , she's spending the night as well
Can't fucking w8 m8
Any tips you need just ask
Be a narcissistic douche with some cash, try to hide it a little tough but let them know you're the boss. Works better with a slightly bit younger girls like 18-23 .
Lack empathy, don't care about actions. Make fun of them a little when the mood is right(alcohol), grab them when you want them, sexually charge your conversations and dump your load in them without asking permission. Also, show shame about something. All these are tactics I use on women and it makes them naked.
If you're beta as fuck try befriending a woman that has hot friends. Do things for them all like a bitch but one of them will eventually fuck you(probably the fattest one).
If you're looking for easy figure out who the borderline personalities are and play games with them. Tell them a shooting star is a sign and get them drunk alone. If they think there is a sign and a potentional for immediate love they'll suck you, fuck you and try to marry you in 24 hours.
I wish you the best of fuck.
