ITT: Celebrities you think would be amazing in bed.
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ITT: Celebrities you think would be amazing in bed.
Katy Mixon
Helen Mirren
>>689690293
>based Brian Blessed
Emilia Clarke
Ellen Page (if she wasnt a lesbian)
>>689689970
She sucked alot of dick at USC. No gag reflex apparently.
Op's mom
>>689691767
That was fan fiction.
Yolandi visser
>>689691118
>east bound and down
mah nigga
>>689692081
If you're into AIDS sure
>>689691118
my nigger
>>689691871
/thread
>>689692175
you shut your goddamn mouth. she's an angel
>>689692175
>hurr everyone from africa has aids
>>689692271
I agree my friend
check
Probs any of the child stars because you know they're getting fucked at 12/13, and that really opens them up quickly I think. They only learn to be closed off if they think they're unattractive, or are super cerebral and didn't ever learn to open up.
I bet you Maise Williams is great in bed.
>>689692616
them
If dubs op is a nigger fagot
Eliza Dushku
>>689691330
I don't doubt that she could deep throat your cock while inhaling both your nuts in each nostril.
>>689692629
calm down, Dan
>>689692081
Honestly id have to bet she is an amazing fuck.
>>689689970
inb4 ghost stor...
>>689691767
>>689692006
oh
someone have it anyway?
>>689694741
That poor poor girl
>want to be rich aND famous, this is how you do it
>>689692982
this
>>689696318
She's probably a freak in bed
this drunk probably fucks like a demon
>>689696719
true, she doesn't hide how much she enjoys sex as well
>>689697159
you would think so but she comes across as the type that you'd expect to be good (she's a fucking gymnast) but is actually terrible
>>689697559
no way man
she just has to be good
"December 16, 1991"
Instant cum
>>689692081
Guess she is kinky as hell.
>>689691330
yeah
>>689690293
Fuckin milk all over my keyboard through my nose you dick
>>689698227
disgusting, kill that degenerate piece of shit with fire
>>689692982
She's a Mudshark
>>689698427
no way!
>>689698427
2 Bitcoins for her leaked nudes
>>689698776
nice Archer tattoo
>>689697865
who is this semen demon?
>>689699220
selena "saggy flat ass" gomez
Faye Marsey.
Might not be the prettiest, but you can see in her eyes and smile that she got the right skills.
>>689699073
You just know she was a big slut in the 60s and 70s.
Especially back then, but even now.
>>689699460
The ultimate fuck.
You know I'm right.
>>689692081
I bet she's into age play too
>>689698386
qt
who is she
>>689697159
Mmm fuck yeah with that muscular pussy. She might even force her sister to watch
>>689699534
damn she was a qt actually
>>689691691
neat pretty girls usually suck in bed
>>689702075
>>689697955
what movie is this?
>>689698998
>>689702288
no wonder the blacks love her
>>689702288
I said *was*
>>689702288
>>689702379
>>689702409
>>689702434
You know given the opportunity you would gladly cum in her ass
>>689702288
this is shopped to make her ass look smaller
>>689694604
I bet she'd take it up the ass on the first date.
>>689702262
more of her?
>>689702556
>>689702562
no thanks, i'm straight
>>689702556
source
>>689702562
maybe just to see the look on bills face when I told him
>>689694741
>>689692175
shes from nig nog land man
>>689702609
shit taste anon
>>689702606
Don't have anymore on mobile right now, but here's some of her feet from her snapchat not long ago
>>689702262
Enjoy prison you turd burgler.
>>689702609
>>689702705
He's a fucking senile old man, probably doesn't even know who she is
I bet she gives the best footjob ever
>>689702808
Just wanted to let you know you might want to change your time and date settings ;-)
>>689702846
I'll fuck him then
>>689702798
thanks man, I'm gonna jerk off to her instagram now
>>689702846
>probably doesn't even know who she is
he thinks she is his mom
>>689702957
>blaire
Tranny/10
Absolutely fucking right tho
>>689702997
Np. Post some pics if u want cocking her or something.
>>689702712
>thePriceofFame.jpg
>$180,000 per icarly episode
At least that bitch sold her soul and body well.
>>689702288
would still smash...how often could you say you fucked a female US president
I mean...right?
Ive fingered this bitch in a nightclub 7 years ago in cali
>>689702606
>>689703187
Hnggggggggggg yes, goddamn
>>689703188
yeah sure
>>689703188
Lilo used to be so fucking hot :/
>>689697955
is that emma roberts?
>>689692922
Confirmed. Even if we did already know.
just imagine them legs locking you in sexual combat
vagina muscles like fucking arnies armpit
>>689703137
>>689702351
looks like american horror story season 3
>>689703195
Sexy whore. She knows we jerk off to her
>>689703350
Already have, for many years now.
>>689702609
How could anyone with zero experience in bed be amazing?
Lilo is best
>>689703486
>How could anyone with zero experience in bed be amazing?
she will at least know how to ring my bells
>>689703350
and when you do her from behind it will look like you're banging a little boy since she has no waist or hips
>>689689970
obligatory Dan Schneider meme
>>689703188
So back when she was attractive? :P
>>689703458
nyet comrade
>>689689970
am i a celebritie too /b?
>>689703606
Dan "I'll be damned if I don't ride her" Schneider
>>689702798
The fuck would I want with her feet? More of her face.
>>689703597
I wouldn't care as I'm fucking her legs from behind.
>>689703350
I got the day off. May spend it edging to her again.
>>689703687
What did my post say, nigger? Read it again.
>>689703612
She had a good 2 or 3 years.
>>689703531
Zig zags make smokes? Thought they only made papers?
would still smash her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bj_32QeAaU
>>689703229
I can't imagine how she wouldn't be able to ride you like crazy
>>689703754
I did that a couple times then as I'm scrolling thru her pics, tayrnn was in a couple of them. Oops :3
>>689702811
She does have those dancers legs.
>>689704023
would love to push my face into her ass and smell her hot sweet pussy
>>689704176
she has to pay for the fish heads somehow
>>689704023
>jennette_and_giant_nigger_holding_hands.jpg
>>689689970
>>689704335
>>689698437
My dick doesn't discriminate.
>>689704273
>caring
>>689698427
SHE'S AN ANGEL, TAKE THAT OFF.
>>689704028
I edge to her so much I get rock hard just looking at her. Trained my cock
>>689704387
BRO IT'S TOO SOON
>>689704176
>>689704479
finish
>>689704526
10/10
>>689704479
I hear ya. Those tits and that fit body. I think her, her sister, and kav are all three in sports too. I'd say taytay will probably look just like her when she gets older.
>>689704594
I'd hot dog her ass cheeks with my cock there.
worst in bed: tay tay
>>689704807
Finish
>>689704526
She might not be the most attractive looking woman in the world but she does come across as being a bit adorable.
>>689702288
that's where she's hiding the uncounted ballots
>>689704841
You could teach her a thing or two...
>>689704715
Taylor Swift is shit and has no curves at all, don't compare her to the godess McKayla
>>689704906
I'd love to know who she was sending those pics to
>>689704942
They've mostly been counted. Lots of states take more than a few days to count them all because they're more democratic. Go be a cuck elsewhere.
>>689705020
No, not swift. I'm talking about mckayka's little sister tarryn. They call her tay tay, too.
>>689704594
Can't yet. Gotta edge at least until noon.
>>689694741
Isn't Dan Schneider a pedo?
>>689705224
Yabba Dabba Doo!
>>689704387
Wasn't this girl on the news?
>>689705153
time to pop
>>689703270
Yup.
these 4 absolute babes
>>689705153
I wish I was by myself, I'd totally edge with you to some Mac pics. >>689705421
I've came to that a few times. One of my favs
>>689705414
yes very very sad
and its wayyyyyyyyy to soon
>>689705224
Terribly shopped.
>>689705472
kristen and kate are hot
>>689705421
McKayla's pretty hot an all, but 2008, Nastia Liukin. There was a fine gymnast.
>>689705421
her figure makes chloe look like christina hendricks
>>689705649
different anon, but yeah I'm gonna cum
>>689705637
Ohh fuck yeah. My cock was permanently out during those olympics.
>>689705685
Old Olympics pic. She retired and filled out considerably.
>>689705145
Oh, in that case my apologies
>>689705605
tell me thats leaked from the new ghostbusters
>>689700586
The thumbnail looks like a fucking monster dude wtf
>>689705845
No probs
>>689705124
christ
>>689705605
what?! you're saying you wouldn't fuck the 6'5" gorilla looking one?
>>689691527
Yeeeeees
>>689689970
>>689705520
She's too fun to stroke to
>>689704273
RIP vagina
>>689705040
She has a very punchable face
>>689706176
he probably has a small or average dick
>>689706180
if by punchable face you mean punch her in the face with my dick, yes.
>>689706180
>She has a very punchable bump
I edgied that up for you
>>689706271
>>689689970
Dunno why, but despite her goody goody image, I bet icarly is a hardcore slut. Just look that blowjob lips.
>>689706271
fuckin normies
>>689703597
Not true, she's filled out since she retired, female hormones are finally getting to do their work.
>>689706358
>>689706413
just saying, people always assume 'nigga gon have dem big dick'.
a porn myth spread by jews.
>>689706643
>>689706271
>>689703606
Dan "hold on tighter sh'es a fighter" Schneider
>>689706643
>>689706786
Mmm wish I could fuck every inch of her body.
>>689706643
She added a little padding to her thighs, but her bone growth was stunted and she never developed hips.
>>689706786
Mmmm those white legs need fucked so bad
>>689706824
Dan "deep inside her underage verginer" Schneider
>>689705040
We've seen her fucking, she sucks
>>689706786
>>689706673
I have personally saw every single black dick, and they are all MASSIVE.
Maika Monroe
>>689706673
ok
CUCK
>>689706943
What's his story, he get busted or something?
>>689706985
>she is bad at sex
>>689707030
>>689707064
Naw, just rumors
>>689707104
Thiss me xDDD
>>689707051
i dont think you know what that word means, newfriend
>>689706916
Leg sex with Mckayla is a dream of mine. Those thighs and kneepits get me so hard
>>689707030
why is she wearing 80's serial killer glasses?
>>689707265
Mmmm fucking love them. Might have to switch between her and her sister and back and forth.
>>689698227
I just vomited a little bit.
>>689697865
What a fucking whore. Saggy tits too.
>>689692081
I fink she freaky and I like her a lot.
>>689705124
Decent cock on him, in fairness.
>>689707674
That face tho
>>689692081
Thanks for the compliment guys.
>>689707257
it means you
>>689699857
> tip of the day
anorexics make shitty lovers
>>689707437
why are you a homosexual?
>>689707361
Her thighs would clamp a cock so hard. Mmm stroking so hard to her legs
>>689707398
needs to do a nude photoshoot before she finally loses her figure, she's come close a few times but needs to show everything
>>689707104
hahaha.. with Kim K there is no "think" if she'd be amazing in bed.. just like Paris, there is no "wonder" they're both horrible at fucking.
>>689706807
Thank you Blu-Ray.
>>689707799
checked and kek'd
a cuck is someone who enjoys watching his girlfriend or wife have sex with another man.
not me at all.
>>689707812
wrong olsen sister
absolute filth
>>689707997
Nah, if she looks like the type of person that would complain about buying a dented can at a store for cheap, she'll probably do the same in bed.
>>689698227
I am now aware that I would literally fuck anything. I got hard... shit.
>>689705040
She has a gorgeous mound. Wouldlick/10
>>689705305
Love that botton
>>689707674
What is this creature?
>>689706319
Fuck them OP. Keep going
>>689706586
yes, yes and even more yes.
>>689705124
kek. Why isn't this posted more often
>>689707857
Mmm fuck yeah me too. Stoking to her and her sis's right now
>>689707779
>>689708343
as close as shes come, needs to do a Lui mag shoot, tits, bush, pussy, or something with Terry R (and then after he's fucked her he can release the sex pics!)
>>689700586
seconded
>>689708289
yes /b/ro
>>689708336
Keep stroking. Imagine how the legs feel and shooting your cum all over
>>689708508
You should cum to her...
>>689708220
you like this?
>>689708311
a partricians choice
>>689708343
>>689708463
>>689689970
Pic related.
>>689708619
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwcpHFBxQMo
>>689708567
Mmm take it Mac and tay
>>689698776
could be hot but her crooked back makes her look weird
>>689692583
I don't know why but I think this girl does
maybe?
Liv tyler
>>689708683
looks like a man wearing a Cooney wig
>>689702461
ew... prefer Hilary to this thing,
>>689708569
dont mind if i do
>>689702351
American Horror Story: Coven
>>689691871
Magnum dong
>>689708834
I'd smash Cooney and man face back to back.
>>689708891
Bow down to her.
>>689708569
Fuck. I used to desperately pound my dick before school to this vid.
even know she has kids, would smash so hard.
>>689709001
could be worse
>>689702808
>Club penguin
my fucking sides!
>>689709060
Time to do it again...
>>689700972
Hell yea u are
>>689704812
she would propably fuck a black guy while you watch
>>689708806
heard she's like a corpse in bed
>>689709221
These tits, wrapped around your cock.
>>689708944
too fat and hairy pits
>>689691691
stupid answer...
Asia Argento (beast mode)
Amanda Cerny (kinky slut)
Sharon Stone (smart whore)
Miesha Tate (athletic coitus)
Scarlett
>>689709146
whos this hot chick?
>>689709280
im down
>>689707674
no offence bro but that is a man
>>689709280
Ariel Winter
>>689709543
I used to cum to her everytime she was on Letterman.
>>689709536
>>689709622
>>689709176
Oh fuck, I'm gonna have to.
>>689709536
>>689709622
>>689709663
She got a nose ring and tattoos now?
>>689709652
>>689709536
is this that bitch who chopped her tits off and didnt even have cancer?
>>689709713
fake, for a movie.
>>689709026
What i wouldnt give just to eat her ass
>>689709754
>>689709652
>>689709803
I would love to see Miranda Cosgrove in some nudes or sextape.
>>689709898
You're gonna cum so hard for this...if you want to edge I'll just cut it down to the part with her ass...
>>689703798
>filename
>>689710002
she has dead eyes and a really tiny pale body. she has the textbook image of a damaged sex slave.
>>689710135
I've wanted to nail her since Silent Hill.
