Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Claiming Seaport Hime again.
>can't change my mind
>>689671713
Who's Maka? ~
>>689671937
Tsk tsk, I will sooner or later.
>>689671213
Maybe its from the way the movement works
Well im gonna vidya for a bit and try to sleep and fix my sleep schedule. Goodnight everyone
yo what it do
still here
and
>>689671361
oh uh cool
>>689671541
pic?
Holy crap it's been a while since I visited here. So... What's up with you guys? I've been getting hyped for Saurian and reading.
Sorry I've been on this website for years but I don't get it; what's the point of a waifu claiming thread ( besides to claim your waifu? )
Whats good /waifu/
>>689672218
Cool?
>>689672043
Sleep well, Mugen.
>>689672222
Impressive return, Vivian.
How have you been?
>>689672222
>it's been a hot minute
>first post = quads
Kek
>>689672043
That could be it. Anyways, have a nice night Mugen.
>>689671988
Kek.
>>689671713
And some money.
>Best idol claimed
>>689671782
Still sick
>>689672031
Impossible.
>just too cute
>>689671754
>mama bear
Kek
>>689671988
You know who I meant!
>>689672043
Good night
>>689672222
Sup and Chek
>>689672341
Bussy
>>689672222
Nice
>>689672241
Space balls again
>>689672290
Too talk about whatever, pass time, maybe make an internet friend
>>689672605
https://youtu.be/oEDmscjbI8k
>>689672471
Heard stripping gets you like $600 a night
>not that I had experience
>>689672575
Stuff like that usually happens about a half hour or an hour before and after I sleep.
>>689672360
im not sure what to say
>>689672405
I'm doing good. Some family stuff came up, so I wasn't able to visit. Also, I really should have used the check 'em picture I have of her. Would've been legendary. Other than that, my mind's on a game called Saurian.
>>689672715
Can I ask you something?
>>689672517
Nothing is impossible!
>>689671988
So..about that completely hetero cuddling
>>689672405
Mediocre day at best... I was really looking forward to getting home to talk to you. I but I completely forgot about work. I'm sorry I couldn't get on TG and talk before.
But tomorrow is going to be so much better.
Reason being is because you're going to be with me.
>>689672836
>Heard
>not that I had experience
If you only heard about it I'm pretty sure you haven't experienced it. Or did you~?
>>689672715
..bug eyes
>>689672043
Goodnight Mugen.
>>689673119
You sure can
>>689673180
>
>>689672043
I missed this
Goodnight beautiful
>yuuko
>>689673180
It's impossible to get cuter than that.
>>689672218
>https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-americamovil-us&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=YvBgV-KRKci0yAL4wLaICA&q=modern+bcg+glasses&btnG=#imgrc=Rug3lCyESZwVZM%3A
My data cap prevents my posting images.
>>689671713
For Makoto!
>>689673035
Hope I'm not bothering you with all this
Let me know
Esdeath. I claim her.
>>689672851
Really? Is it a medical condition?
>>689673401
I have this friend who was pretty good in ROTC them ended up as a stripper
Rikka claimed and wide awake, how are my waifus tonight?
>>689671782
>>689673780
Nope. It's just me being myself.
Calimed, gtfo niggers
>>689673872
Wow, I'm really not myself right now.
>>689673495
Ok , what does it mean if your friend haven't called measaged or communicated with you at all in 2 and a half weeks? I mean they are still here they aren't gone.
>>689673495
Also I meant to say firends , plural.
>>689673838
Too lewd stop pls
>>689673797
Coming to say you're awesome
Goodnight everyone~
>>689673780
>ROTC to Stripper.
Wew lad. Any reasoning behind this?
>>689673699
its alright. next time you get the chance
>>689673702
no not really
>>689673780
I was really shity in ROTC. Now im a marine.
>Zozzle
>Mizore
>>689674336
this is too lewd
>>689673495
That's a cute pic.
>>689673667
Lies on lies.
>>689673838
Welp, nice butt.
>>689674442
But I linked the glasses I wear. The black ones. Military issue. Mine just have scratches and bends from the training I went through.
>>689674348
And I am here to say that I love you and you are awesome.
Goodnight my favorite boat
>>689674530
I'm telling the truth.
>>689674442
Then you like the idea too?
I think we'll get along too good
>>689674146
The best way to find out is to ask them directly.
They're are many possibilities.
>busy with others
>not interested
>wants you to initiate
>weird social autism
Could be anything just ask.
>>689674348
Goodnight
>>689674530
Why thank you Johnny
>>689673699
Indeed friend
>>689673797
Well, frenemy. You?
Also missed eureka anon yesterday
>>689673872
>>689673919
Go to sleep, mama bear
>>689674348
Goodnight little ship
>>689674359
I have no clue. I hope it has nothing to do with "I don't know what tondonwi4hvmy life" thing. But she seems happy as one. Which scares me
>>689674489
Oh shit another devil dog? I wanna be a squid as a corpsman
Miho claimed
Hello everyone.
>>689673495
>hoping you meant to reply to me
>
>>689674659
oh well those look nice.
>>689674845
i guess.
>>689674336
I love lewd!
>>689674941
Hello Kmart raft
So, any books you guys have to recommend? I've got a lot of free time right now, so I've been reading a lot.
>>689673387
Don't worry about it, beautiful.
I'll be eagerly waiting for you tomorrow. I promise.
Do your best at work!
>>689674941
Shoo
Back to sleep
>>689675064
>Kmart raft
Reading that hurt my brain.
>>689675150
I just got up.
>>689675022
i did
Ooppss
>>689674941
miho-chan
>hugs
>>689675054
Guess or look forward to ?
>>689674893
I thought you knew man, mentioned it before. I said docs were cool!
>Mandatory Ooh-Rah!
>>689675054
Plaaaaain.
>>689674872
I'd say they don't like me, or they think I don't want to do anyrhing with them . One they know I'm a weirdo, in the worst way, but they pity me for it. Whenever they invite to parties or just to hangout I feel sick and I say no, so it will only makes sense overtime they think it don't want to hangout.
>>689674893
I have been alright, just kind of hanging in there ya know? Wait I missed who??
>>689675224
Dyslexic 2$ whore
>>689675243
>>689675224
Yes, but its 1am(?)
I'm back
>Experimenting with armor pen sivir in league
Tohsaka claimed
>>689675243
Yuuko-chan
>Hugs
>>689675482
230am
I'm off to work.
>>689675121
Love you.
See you later Ruri.
>>689675337
The awful grammar mistakes are cause I'm on a phone .
>>689675090
one flew over the cuckoos nest or catch 22 if you havent read them.
>>689675253
im not really sure but you are nice
>>689675262
glasses help anyone look cuter. pretty much a fact
>>689674893
I suppose I will, since sleep feels nice.
Later.
>>689675629
You are too nice as well thats is why I really like you now
>>689673797
Yo Rikka, I'm doing fine. You?
>>689674348
Sleep well.
>>689674893
Wow, that's a giant leap though. I mean if she's happy, great. Let people live how they want to live, but I can understand why you feel discomfort. It's weird having someone you know do it.
>>689674797
Nah, I don't think so.
>>689672446
>rattle rattle
>>689675629
I think I look stupid. They make my eyes huge, making me look weirder than I already do.
>>689675529
That's even worse.
>>689675337
Well, you can't make that assumption. I happen to know a fellow who thinks the same way often.
In the end he just drives himself nuts for no real reason.
What you need is concrete resolution. Don't let it hang in the air because your mind is your enemy. Get an answer and live with whatever it happens to be.
>>689675765
Hoooooly shit Maki, pig tails! Cute, cute!
I am doing alright, how are you doing my soft friend?
>>689675629
They sound interesting. I'll give them a read if I can find copies of them.
>>689676024
>I think I look stupid. They make my eyes huge, making me look weirder than I already do.
This. People who say "glasses look nice" have not actually seen people with prescription glasses.
>>689676042
Whatever.
>>689675224
Eh I do need a better nickname for you
>>689675262
I thought that was kongou! My bad dude
>>689675370
Yeah a nice relaxing time with some tunes. Remember when you said you like reading?
>>689675639
Night mama bear!
>>689675765
Especially since they were in rotc with me! But maybe she can hit me up with that discount though...
>>689675825
I know so.
>>689676302
Your nickname is Kmart.
>>689675742
plenty of people are nice
>>689676024
you will never "see" it my way but thats ok
Claimed.
>>689676662
They can be nice but only you are cute
>>689676071
I mean I know they know I'm a complete creepy, I guess to put it. I should be great fun though, the past few months they didn't make fun of me ( besides lightheartedly) or tell anyone, they treated me the same. I can't help but think that they view me as disgusting now.
>>689676099
Kek, glad you like them. Happy to hear m8, eh I've been fine.
>>689676302
>But maybe she can hit me up with that discount though
I'm so glad you made that joke yourself since I didn't want to step the boundaries and do it.
>>689676346
How would you know for sure?
>>689675969
>Rattle rattle
What's....
How's it going, Sachi?
>>689676184
>Anon gets it.
But I'm on the edge of legally blind, so I need them.
>>689676302
I think he was thinking about joining, no prob, so you aren't in the service but are thinking of joining as a doc? Just a warning, you're going to do everything basic marines do and more.
>>689676662
I "see" what you did there!
Yeah I probably wont, but more power to you.
>>689676940
Why now?
What changed recently?
Why are you creep?
>>689677264
>Rattle rattle
Hello
>>689676071
Ffs sake I mean to say I should be greatful
>>689676302
Ohhhhh yes yes!! Sorry I forgot I said that! Crap that sucks I missed him!
>>689677082
Thats great to hear, anything cool this week?
>>689677426
Yeah, I have a stigma so I can relate. I don't think eye surgery can fix it either sadly.
Stuck with glasses for life. Contacts are terrifying anyway.
>>689677170
I'm basing it on evidence.
>>689676887
thats not true plenty of them are cuter and nicer
>>689677426
oh well then
Its too late, Im tired
>>689678005
Grill.
>>689677450
I'm creepy cause I'm attracted to little children , more so girls. I swesr I don't watch cp . I just Google stock images of little girls playing In the park. My friends were over and saw that crap in my search history , no way to explain that away
>>689676522
Will it be fine for me to call you Uber?
>>689677082
Respectful of you. I see great minds think alike. Kek I'm waaayyyyy to scared to ask her for somthing like that
>>689675969
>>689677264
Guess who I'm about to steal?~
>>689677426
Heard he was in it then went to jail for 3 months. Yeah I'm thinking about joining the navy. I'm totally fine with that since I have to keep up with them
>>689677640
I pray the guy shows up tonight before 3am. You'll like eureka cause the dude might be in /lit/ at the moment
>>689677993
Well I see them but not as cute as you
Did I claim? I forgot.
>>689678059
Ill never stop grilling hank, but a propane tank is not bottomless.
It needs to be refueled
>>689678142
I mostly read manga but I would be down to talk books with him
>>689677264
fine, just woke up like 10 minutes ago
feels weird to actually wake up at 7 30am
>rattle rattle
how are you?
>>689678142
no stealing my rattle
>>689677731
I'm just severely near sighted, one eye is at risk for glaucoma but I may be able to get surgery to correct all that, it wouldn't be cheap. Contacts suck!
>>689677993
Everyone has their kinks. Embrace em.
>>689678059
Why not boil?
>>689678142
Yeah, but I also hear you have to learn stupid shit, like the velocity of our officers pistols. Also the "pig test".
>>689678307
Refuel for now so you can grill later.
>>689678142
Uber just sounds dumb. Try something else.
>>689678063
Oh ya that'll do it.
You didn't need me to know what is happening.
Maybe i'm a bit desensitized because i've talked to them before and there's at least one confirmed pedo here. (so maybe i know who you are if you're a regular)
i don't really care if it doesn't escalate, but most others don't think similarly.
>>689677937
There's no evidence!
No evidence I tell you!
>>689678214
thank you
>>689678375
i dont know. it doesnt seem like a good idea
>>689677640
I started my workout routine again and got to talk to the princess for a bit. Nothing too exciting, can't forget OW of course.
I try m8, I try. Haha, they certainly do. The worst she could do is say no, or just suplex you. Either one is fine.
>>689678410
I will trust your judgement Hank
Goodnight ladies and gents
>>689678681
But if you enjoy something, why not embrace it? You can't let your mind stagnate.
If trips Shinoa get
>>689678740
>>689678142
Fucking hell, you know which one is for you.
>>689677514
Hey Miho. How goes the schedule fixing?
>>689678142
Nobody?
>>689678354
I'm good. Drinking entirely too much pop today though.
>Rattle rattle
>>689678754
Goodnight, propane tank.
>>689678754
Good night.
>>689678754
farewell
>yuuko
>>689678510
I'm not a regular. I try to control it , sometimes I struggle but I control it in the end.
>>689678917
Its going ok. I haven't even been up an hour yet.
How you been doing?
>>689678839
i dont want to force it upon others
>>689678319
I think you two would like each other then
>>689678354
Can I borrow?~
>>689678375
Wew and a pig test? Sounds fun of hope
>>689678418
Miho has an amazing smile so lemme think of something
>>689678740
>suplex me
Wew lad. That sounds better than a no
>>689678878
Go to sleep tomato
>>689678857
You tried mi
>>689678917
Yup!
>>689679178
I'll get you eventually
>>689678586
Now I have more evidence.
>>689678681
Don't thank me
>>689679178
>suplexing
actually you're right that does sound fun
>>689679178
if shizuru is ok with it sure
>>689678917
sounds fun
>sugary rattles
>>689679014
Well i'd stick to that policy and never let it get the best of you.
You will probably have to let go of your friends. There's no lie good enough.
>>689679124
It's nor really forcing it upon others, unless it's rape. But you can pretend for that one.
>>689679178
You know the pig test right? At the end of all your learning where they toss you into a near pitch black shed and stab a pig, you have to patch it up and then they stab it again and again while you're trying to save it until they shoot it I'm the head.
>Sounds intense as fuck.
>>689679178
You're right. It's physical contact ;^)
>Go to sleep tomato
No u.
>>689678740
How is the princess doing? And how did ya do in OW? Feel the differences after the update?
>>689679178
Oh awesome I cant wait to talk to her!
>>689679371
uh ok
>>689679606
you know what i meant
>>689679786
It's best to enjoy what you enjoy, rather than live with regret
>>689679178
M'smugger.
>>689679717
M'beauty.
>>689678142
>thinking about joining the Navy
Hey me too, I go to MEPS sometime this week
what rating?
>>689679589
youko.
Post swim suits 1 or 2 piece
>>689679997
my enjoyment can come second to someone elses. im fine with that
>>689679339
That's just a blatant lie!
A lie!
>>689680457
>>689680218
Hey there princess
>>689679223
Off by one, friend
>>689679398
It's not what I wanted but oh well
>>689679549
Well rattles? You okay with it?
>>689679606
FUCKING AWESOME AND SADISTIC!!
>>689679643
It's gonna hurt isn't it?
>yes u
>
Well i will be leaving you pedo anon and thread.
Goodnight to everyone.
Live well.
>>689680457
>>689680536
Don't put yourself before others to much. You'll never have time for yourself.
>>689680601
I don't lie.
>>689680846
Goodnight.
>>689680457
>
>>689680625
>>689680858
>>689680846
Night Yuuko
>>689680677
How are you doing today cutie?
>>689680846
Goodnight mate, have warm, lengthy dreams of you and Yuuko.
>>689680846
Goodnight Yuuko!
well that was fun
>>689679717
May you two exchange litterary knowledge
>>689680218
You're not m'smugger but hello shiro
>>689680405
Noice! Idk. I fear taking the test and not scoring high enough ;_;
>>689680457
>
>>689680846
Night gorgeous
>>689679040
Hmm... Well that's a bit better, i guess? I dunno.
>>689679178
Eh? I'm getting borrowed for what?
>>689679549
Indeed. bzzzzz
>Rattle rattle
Heading to bed, night /waifu/
>>689681149
Test is easy.
I scored a 98
>Mizore out
>>689681033
>>689681149
>
>>689681275
Its still cute.
>>689681038
I am doing alright how are you adorable one?
>>689681149
I shall, I will probably learn a whole bunch more from them though.
>>689681033
>I don't lie.
Well in this case yes!
>>689681035
>
>>689681288
Goodnight!
>>689681149
>taking a test and not scoring high enough
wait what?
are you talking about the asvab?
cause thats really easy and even if you bomb it you'd need to score under 32 to be disqualified..
>>689679717
Eh things are a little rough, would rather not talk about it without her discretion.
Had a nice play session today, starting to learn the glory of Hazno. Since I don't use Widowmaker I didn't notice anything about her but McCree still plays fine. Can't fan the hammer with tanks anymore sadly, used to be able to get them near death then just take pop-shots.
>>689680457
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>>689680811
I've never been suplexed so I don't know kek.
Give me a reason to.
>>689680846
Sleep well.
>>689680953
i have plenty of time for myself
>>689681489
Nope, I know I'm not.
>>689681489
>>689681572
>>689681444
Doing pretty good gorgeous, my custom mouse pad arrived today. Allows very smooth moment.
>>689680846
Goodnight.
cirno claim
>>689681818
Also, the error in top left corner was something I did on accident, not the manufacturer.
>>689681805
I know you are though!
>>689681806
>
>>689682101
You more.
>>689682101
Someone coping a feel.
>>689682260
>>689682260
>>689682101
just fuck already
make sure to record it though
yall niggas sleeping on the western shit
>>689681818
Oh thats great to hear, what did you do to the top corner? What did you try to do?
>>689681572
Oh okay yeah no problem!
I noticed her gun felt a little better today thatn most days
>>689681275
Rattling as my energy source
>>689681288
>>689681374
Night Mirozre
Nice!
>>689681444
Trips says you will
>>689681524
I scored a 55 on the practice. I personally don't think I'm good enough
>>689681572
Heard it was pretty painful
Because your circadian cycle is fucked
>>689681420
>
>>689682460
Hot
>>689682100
>>689682518
>western shit
>western is shit
>western anime is shit
ay
>>689682260
Nah, you more.
>>689682425
kek
b
>>689682589
You do realize that the practice asvab is HARDER than the real asvab and normally your score goes up from 15-20 points when you take the real asvab
also don't even worry about your test scores.
thats not what you should be concerned about.
anyway if you do join, what rating would you want?
>Nano
>>689682523
read >>689682011
It's really not too noticeable I think. It doesn't absolutely ruin the design or anything.
>>689682591
You stop that right now!
>Shiro
>>689682627
Have you read Shapeshifter? Because if not, you need to get on that.
