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Michigan thread
586 reporting in
269 anyone?
586 master race nigga
517 reporting
>>689656858
734 reporting
>>689657071
beaut
734
248
please more 269
>>689657071
Hey I gave you that prolly sup. Battle creek rep! Any new stuff.
where we all from, 586s? Shelby twp here
Anyone got his chick?
Kathleen D. from 231 plz
810 what's up?
BC tho.
586
269 reporting in.
>>689657615
let me return the favor my /b/ro
eisenhower high school grads?
>>689657686
Nobody has or knows?
>>689658701
No idea. Dump what you have.
989 reporting in
810 here
>>689658999
This is all. All from her photobucket when it was open
>>689659415
>>689658999
Whoops forgot pic
Any 906? Mqt/ssm
>>689659535
Dat grammatical error
248 here
ex. 989
>>689660530
Damn! MOAR!
way to let it die michigan like always
>>689657638
Fraser
>>689660674
989 here
>>689660817
Roseville over here. Got any wins?
Is this thread dead?
>>689660996
Roseville here
>>689660530
>>689660926
>>689662264
bay city bitch here
734
>>689661808
What is dead may never die
Also lansing here
Post more 989 and i'll post more 989
734 (monroe) reporting in!
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>>689656707
Michigan fucking sucks. Fuck off. I live here and it's by and far the worst state in the country. Everyone's either rich or poor and it's completely segregated, there's no place to ever go or nothing to ever do, crime is rampant, literally over half the state is on government assistance and violence is so rampant and the prisons already so overcrowded and without funds that we're the only state in the country where the maximum sentence for aggravated assault and batter (defined as causing serious bodily injury) is only 2 years, the same as indecent exposure.
>>689662813
I have been. I've posted 5 pics.
>>689662931
Syncing phone to computer right now for more
>>689662904
Move to Ohio then
Any Kalamazoo..Nicole C ??
>>689660996
Only of my gf not willing to share. Sorry bros.
Moar 586
>>689662904
>there's no place to ever go or nothing to ever do
Just do what the black folk do, pick a 24/7 fast food restaurant and hang out in the parking lot kicking your subs until you've got a "party" going.
>>689663152
Just don't show face
>>689656707
Ahahahaha, fuck Michigan. Shitty excuse for a state.
>>689662904
move north and go hiking, kayaking, camping, etc. there's plenty to do if you're active and like nature. stop pretending the bottom third of michigan is the only part where people live
>>689663242
Nope.
>>689662264
Name?
>>689663415
pussy. you only live once quit being a fucking coward make someone on the internet happy for once in your life
248
Who's tryin to drain my dick
![IMG_1077[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A1YbFj3.jpg "IMG_1077[1].jpg")
989
18+
616 here, will be dumping what I have. All 616.
![IMG_1073[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TIt3Vld.jpg "IMG_1073[1].jpg")
same girl
>>689660996
![IMG_1087[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KhSAP35.jpg "IMG_1087[1].jpg")
>>689663693
![IMG_1076[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r3SyIir.jpg "IMG_1076[1].jpg")
>>689663605
is her name jessica?
>>689663777
>>689663762
she looks familiar...
![IMG_1088[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/VPov9wn.jpg "IMG_1088[1].jpg")
>>689663605
I like it.
>>689663892
![IMG_1092[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LO1xMIa.jpg "IMG_1092[1].jpg")
>>689663735
>>689663926
here to please
Tell me, fellow 586 fags:
Brayz or Telway?
>>689664048
>>689657820
231 here.
>>689664180
734 ANN ARBOR BITCHES
![IMG_1767[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NEAgM74.jpg "IMG_1767[1].jpg")
>>689664166
Telway.
>>689663357
Oh, too bad I'm not rich. I'm one of the 80% of Michigan residents that live below the poverty line. I cant even afford a car, let alone the fucking gas, insurance, permits, equipment, etc to do anything up north. I live off 940 dollars a month. A week long camping trip up north (never mind how boring that would be) would easily cost over a thousand dollars, if I could ever even get a week off work.
Oh, and by the way, I have an engineering degree. WELCOME TO MICHIGAN!
>>689664393
Alright.
Let's get an answer from someone who's NOT a complete loser.
248 reporting in
>>689664342
>>689657218
Ayy same
>>689664484
Any 231 TC girls?
>>689664607
>>689664471
Don't ask for opinions if you're going to bash the answer you don't agree with. Typical 586 fag.
586 reporting in.
>>689664422
will you shut the fuck up already?
god damn.
All you motherfuckers trolls that live under the bridge
>>689664707
>>689664422
Hiking- free
Swimming -free
Bitching about being a bitch - priceless
>>689664422
you sound like a lot of fun. would totally hang out with
>>689662897
Who?
>>689664734
t. some scrub who lives in a part of the state nobody cares about
>>689664868
any more 989? saginaw preferably.
>>689657050
ayyy 517 squad
I have an idea. Let's post our best tinder bitches we have since none of you faggots can deliver. If you've fucked someone that has been posted, you have to tell. We have a lot of the same area codes in here so it might be fun.
Anyone from 734 have deja f. Ill drop jackie cirrco
>>689664422
Lol failure for being a poor engineer. Engineers make so much money so easily in this state, dude. I have a friend who's now 6 years out of high school and is making a modest $70k a year.
>>689665031
>>689657312
Who do those tubes belong to?
>>689664883
hiking free? are you fucking stupid? how the fuck do you get there? do you fly like super man? And state parks do require permits, I know they just built one in my area and it's 17 dollars a day or 84 dollars a year. And even then, you have to stay on the trails.
Seriously, where the fuck do you live? The U.P.?
>>689665151
i live in saginaw but have nothing to share. you know an adaline? couldve gotten with her but shes fat as fuck and i was like yah fuck that im not that desperate
989, checking in.
>>689658432
Name?!
>>689665421
Any Romeo, Mi. Ppl?
>>689665511
>>689665560
>>689665598
>>689665347
That's bullshit, engineers have been flocking out of Michigan for years, especially electrical engineers like me, because there's no development, quite the opposite as most of the state is gradually being knocked down and replaced by grass seeds as people are encouraged by the state to migrate elsewhere.
>>689665638
>>689664422
You're an absolute moron. Please kindly fuck off
Sorry I was away. Battle creek anon back. Anything exciting?
>>689665378
These?
>>689665379
You walk there dumb shit, or you can drive and park for free right outside the gate. You could bike, hell you could walk around the fucking state and be on a beach everywhere you go
>>689664372
Fuck you
>>689663762
Samantha?
>>689664422
And?
>>689665956
m a y b e
>>689663735
I think I recognize these tits. Is this chick from the Highland / White Lake area?
>>689666039
810?
>>689665734
>>689666187
>>689666259
>>689666304
>>689665741
No seriously, what kind of fantasy world do you live in where recreation, especially rich-folk types of recreation, are all the sudden fucking free?!?! What next, you gonna tell me I can go sailboating because we have the great fucking lakes all around us? That shit all costs ludicrous amounts of money. I tried pricing out a vacation up north several years ago when I was making decent money, and even substituting a hotel with camping, I couldn't get a week to come under FOUR-THOUSAND-DOLLARS!
313 niggers
>>689666259
Amy Farrah Fowler - LOL o_O
>>689666349
>>689666412
literal niggers lol
>>689666383
Where are you looking at? Jesus I go up north for a week and camp go out to eat for dinner for under 300
>>689666530
>>689666383
sounds like you're just really bad at vacation planning lol
>>689666383
That is of course unless we didn't fucking go anywhere, and JUST camped, and even then it would had run a little over a thousand! SERIOUSLY, WHAT FUCKING FANTASY WORLD DO YOU LIVE IN WHERE THE USE OF ALL THIS LAND -- AND THE MEANS TO GET THERE -- IS JUST FUCKING FREE?!?!? Use of land, legally at least, is easily among the most expensive fucking things in this country, and in the poorest state in the country like Michigan, is a luxury only for the relatively rich E.G. people who make 50k a year or more.
>>689656707
616
Any from the alma/st louis area?
>>689666771
50k a year is rich? sure doesn't feel like it...
>>689666383
Holy fucking god child does Clare, Michigan have a Ritz Carlton now? I've lived in three other states since I moved out of Michigan and I can't find a way to spent four thousand in a week in any of them.
>>689661808
Name?
>>689656707
269 reppin
Real Michigander Hours
100% pure
>>689666750
Hauling a camper on a truck from kalamazoo to gaylord, about $300 just in gas. A truck capable of doing it, another 50-70 thousand. The camper itself, another 7-15 thousand, depending on condition.
Really? Oh, but it's free. I guess if you meant I hitch hike like a hobo and try to live off the land illegally, then yeah. Sure is free as fuck that way!
>>689656707
I've learned a lot from MI from Co workers... like.. Superman Ice Cream... Ground Baloney...hating Ohio... and all about the wonderful culture of sagnasty
>>689664853
I know I am. Wadddup?
>>689666771
Just live in/near Ann Arbor and you can go to beautiful parks at any time for free. I live here and the city is filled with parks in and around the Huron River, and even has a district of the city called the Arboretum.
any gridlife folk?
>>689666412
313 checking in
>my Nigger .jpg
>>689666771
>>689667024
>50k a year or more is rich
Okay this was bad bait gentlemen and many fell for it. Well done, sir, well done. The use of caps should have given it away.
Dropbox is being a bitch hold on battle creek niggas I'm coming
734 canton here!
>>689667024
We would have had to rent shit to use, dumb ass. Hotels are anywhere from 90 to 180 dollars a night for two people. And then what the fuck would we do? Stand around looking at shit? Or if camping, piss on some trees and go home?
I don't think any of you pro-michigan faggots have ever even been on a vacation...
>>689667121
Or you could go buy a $60 tent and camp on state land for free
No one posting any more?
>>689667121
You are going to lead a shitty life. Get sterilized and/or kill yourself.
>>689656707
734 bois
>>689667252
In Michigan, 50k a year or more is ABSOLUTELY fucking rich. Literally, and this is a factual statistic, MORE THAN HALF THE STATE IS RECEIVING SOME FORM OF GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE!
>>689667121
no one is forcing you to use a camper you little pussy bitch. use a tent.
>>689667167
>sagnasty
>culture
kek. this place is disgusting
>>689664422
then move and quit whining.
I bet you are the fag that fixes the machines for mcdonalds.
>>689656707
Wyandotte reporting in
>>689667476
I just dumped like 15 pictures from 616. I have more but I'm lazy
>>689667460
Thank you, that's what I do throw in a cheap air matters or yoga mats to sleep on. Bring pillows and blanket. Buy food and beer. Boom less then 200 easy
>>689667460
Oh really, AND HOW THE FUCK WOULD I GET THERE (and you still need permits) AND WHAT THE FUCK WOULD I DO THERE?!?! Are the free vacation magic fairies just going to fly me there with a bunch of cool shit to have fun with like an ATV or a boat or something?
I'm a girl.
616
>>689664422
Nigga I work fast food and make double that. It's not hard to make money, just don't be a little bitch, suck it up and find a job.
>>689667659
They are from there. They tell me about a white old guy that lived near them with a German Shepherd named nigger. If he saw drug dealers near his house he'd open fire at them and tell niggers to depart his block.
>>689665668
oh my god you're one of those perpetual victims aren't you? oh woe is me life is against me at every turn!
how about you nut up and take some goddamn responsibility for once in your miserable existence.
>>689667819
take your neet bucks, buy a rope and lynch yourself you nigger
>>689667842
tits, gtfo, etc
>>689667819
I'm not who you're bickering with but you need to calm the fuck down. We get it, you're triggered. Just drop the stupid fight.
586 Mac town westside of the plank reporting in
>>689667819
Get a group of friends (if you have any?), perferably one with a car, and just go somewhere. Day and weekend passes are cheap as fuck. Make your own fun by hiking or camp near a beach.
>>689667842
I am a boy, 616. What city?
>>689667680
Oh yeah, guess what? IT FUCKING COSTS A LOT OF MONEY TO MOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Most everyone on the Michigan workforce would have let this shit hole years ago otherwise.
>>689667318
How's the curry?
>>689668145
grand rapids. looking for a good time?
>>689666383
thats hilarious, I went camping for around 200 including buying all new equipment.
maybe you got ripped off or you don't know what camping is.
>>689667819
You have an electrical engineering degree and can't find a way to take a vacation for less than four grand. Are you in 313? I spent a week in Europe across five countries and spent under 2k including hotel and flight. Having an autistic panic attack isn't going to help, check Travelocity or something. This isn't a Michigan problem at all.
Battle creek ;)
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Here's a cam video of Cheyenne M from Onekama/Frankfort area. Cute little nerd chick
734
734/248, livonia bitches
>>689668135
Oh, my sides. As if you never heard of the class system. Yes, I have friends. And yes, they're all just as poor as me! A couple of them do have cars, but they cant afford to do shit either, or take any unnecessary wear-and-tear, BECAUSE THEY NEED IT TO GET TO WORK AND ARE LIVING DOWN TO THE PENNY EVERY MONTH! Just like half the people in this shit hole of a fucking state.
>>689668405
City?
>>689668435
Do you want to talk about your feelings in a more calm manner? It might help.
>>689667819
Dont be a tight wad and spend $30 on gas and you don't need permits to camp on state land you fucking retard and if you need all that shit to have fun, i pitty you. There is nothing more entertaining than just enjoying nature but you're probably just some dumb nigger from Detroit that has never actually been outside the city
>>689667121
using a camper isn't fucking camping.
>>689668135
What fantasy world do you live in where friends get together and go camping on the beach for the weekend? I think you watch too much T.V.
>>689668275
I'm also from GR. West Leonard area. And sure?
Hey faggots from up north, kill yourselves.
>>689667585
pfft no it isn't.
I make a bit under that just working factory, and I know a ton of people way fucking better off than me.
just because worthless hicks and niggers play the system and let the gov feed them doesn't mean everyone else is just as shitty.
>>689668435
>>689668531
I sure as fuck wouldn't hire this man.
Speaking of accessible vacations, has anyone ever kayaked down the Rifle River? It's fucking great and cheap as hell.
Anyone have any pictures of a stripper in Detroit? Name could possibly be Green? She's white. Real name starts with an H if that helps.
>>689668591
Renting one is still much cheaper than staying at even the shittiest hotels. Who the fuck wants to go camping for their vacation? The camping is avoid having to pay 2 grand a week in hotel costs!
>>689668730
fuck off you imbred troglodyte
>>689668345
Any other girls from tc area?
>>689665427
Mp?
>>689667819
you WALK you lazy fuck.
>>689664382
more?
>>689668791
Good thing you're a loser not in a position to hire anyone anyway, fucking basement dwelling /b/ tard.
Can we get back to sluts please,
>>689668932
I'm gonna walk x hundred miles carrying 300lbs of equipment? Really? That's your retort?
>>689669024
Pls
>>689668730
Hey faggot from the east, fucking kill yourself
>>689668791
Kayaked down the Au Sable river several times so close enough and hell yeah. Take a 12 pack and some good friends it's a great time
>>689668435
I have, actually. I only make 30k a year, and I still find time to just have fun. It's really not that difficult.
>>689668607
Now that everyone I know is actually employed, it's more difficult. But, I still find time to just hang out with friends. Most of my core friend group only work monday-friday. Besides, he said he didn't have a job so I just assume he has tons of free time.
>>689667819
Dude the states not the problem YOU are the problem.
And stop pulling stats out of your ass.
>>689669050
Any of you fuckwits gonna be there next week?
>>689668153
I am in the Michigan workforce and I don't really want to leave state.
unless im going to Alaska, kinda want to do crab fishing shit but I have no fucking clue how I would get in on that.
if you fucking hate it here so much, save up and go down south. your credentials possibly carry more weight the more hodunk you go.
>>689663222
Or smoke dope / drank some beer out in the woods with some friends around a fire
>>689667819
Dude the states not the problem YOU are the problem.
And stop pulling stats out of your ass. >>689668011
This
>>689667819
Wait, so how would living in a different state help you, exactly? Seems like you're a whinny little fuck who probably isn't employable anyway, regardless of degree.
734
MrAccessory on kik.
>>689669024
i would post more michigan sluts if i had any, but here's a random slut instead
>>689657853
>>689659259
Where you at?
>>689668890
>inbred troglodyte
Says the one from shitigan.
Kill yourself, you goddamn cumstain. The best part about you is on your parents bedsheets
>>689668805
nigger two day stay at anything below 5 star is about 3-400 dollars at most.
where the fuck are you coming from with these figures?
>>689669050
>300lbs
...What do you think you need to take camping, exactly? At MOST you're carrying 100, and that's a stretch.
>>689668890
>imbred
Learn to spell, you INBRED jackass. Thats what happens when youre from shitigan.
>>689669050
you don't need 300 lbs of equipment to camp.
where the fuck are you from?
>>689669258
>>689669405
This guy. Average electrical engineer wage in Michigan is 70k, so STOP OPPRESSING ME YOU CLASSIST PIG. Also I checked hotels and Travelocity says a hotel in Traverse City, as a random example, would be around 70/night, so closer to 500/wk, but now I'm doing work for you which is why you're an unhireable neet who masterfully shirks responsibility.
Looking for Sarah B from TC. Last name rhymes with cleverly
>>689669165
Come back when you learn how to win.
Fucking trash.
>>689667819
Fun can be had without an ATV or boat, unless your idea of fun is only doing shit that costs a ton of money, get your head out of your ass and be creative with your life.
Or look for an engineering job outside of the state that offers relocation assistance and get your bitching ass out.
>>689670394
Shit I'm from TC got any wins?
>>689670492
Guys, I think we cracked it. He is a shit engineer and can't get a decent job in the field because he's unmotivated and incapable of critical thinking. Well, that settles that.
>>689669050
300 lbs? what the hell are you bringing, your bed? you know what camping even is? you don't need your microwave.
Anyone got cmu wins
>>689663831
Who dis?
>>689667121
>>689666383
No really- you sound like you're bad at vacation planning.
>>689670659
Anyone specific you're looking for? I went to benzie, but I was in TC for a bit.
I'd really like to see some benzie girls here
>>689671537
you mean nasty sluts with chlamydia? nah i stay away from cmu
>>689671537
Jess Tilley anyone?
>>689672638
is she blonde with like a mouth piercing? i partied with a jess at CMU once
>>689666383
I went backpacking over pictured rocks in munising, Cost me a total of like 30 bucks for 3 days. borrowed the equipment. does your vacation involve hookers and blow? the fuck you planning for?
>>689672938
No she's brown haired and works in battle creek :/
I'd love to see Fran F from alma or the Stacy G videos that I keep hearing exist
>>689672638
check >>689658432
also lexi L>>689657071
>>689672638
like 100% sure thats tilly
517. East Lansing reporting in
Yo anyone got anything from Hudsonville? Or grand Rapids area at least
>>689673194
That's JESs? Have anymore? I'll post my current
>>689673675
thats all i got but i can post more lexi if you post your current and yes thats her pls deliver for me /b/ro
>>689673893
I've already got Lexi, those pics were actually sent to me by her
>>689673967
i feel it would still be a fair trade my pic for yours
734 reporting
>>689668730
Fuckin go blue everyday!!!
Black chick from CMU
>>689673675
post your current i need more heres another skank from bc
>>689674088
Oh yeah? Hahahaha
more 586
>>689674775
yeah man do it for all the /b/ros
>>689675049
>>689675049
who dat
>>689675109
>>689674771
Name and ill post
248
>>689675109
More dis slut plees
>>689675271
your first i have given you three one that you already had but i will gladly tell you name after your current and ill post a tit pic of same girl
>>689658235
name?
>>689675109
>>689675191
Morgan W, Stefhanie
>>689675466
Here's Hannah McGinnis
>>689675109
damn shes from 269? name?
>>689675601
Hannah still
>>689675659
Another hannah
>>689675592
>>689675466
There I posted.
>>689675759
where
>>689675707
Moar hannah
>>689660530
>>689660875
Is this Tricia K? Please let it be her.
>>689665514
Used to live there but moved
>>689675759
All of Hannah is mine broooo
>>689675049
vanwinkle?
>>689675640
>>689675744
already named Stefhanie O
starr p 586
>>689675759
not seeing it bro
>>689676104
Yup cause if you follow replies that W sure looks like a V.
>>689675909
Last 2
>>689676135
>>689676135
God moar
>>689676296
Last of Hannah. I'm the anon who asked for more BC, so yeah
>>689676296
>down down
lol dumbass
>>689676336
>>689676301
People keep bitching, have you ever been to Lapeer...we have a movie theater and a bowling alley. Oh and heroin lots and lots of heroin.....welcome to Lapeer
>>689676469
Yeah she's kinda an air head
