Trying to fuck girlfriend's mom. Please help.
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Trying to fuck girlfriend's mom. Please help.
>>689637794
hmmm interesting
>>689637794
"Ask (daughters name) she likes sucking up too"
Cut your dick off and mail it to her
>>689638019
Can't tell if she's interested or not
Husband died a year or two ago so probably lonely as shit.
Say "I don't know about that, but there's something I'd like to be sucking"
Bump for science
she hot?
>>689638317
Too early for that upfront of a question i'm thinking
>>689638385
Not really but the fact that shes my girlfriends mom is fucking awesome to me
Tell her that you just think she's really cool or some shit
>>689637794
"If i'm sucking up are you fucking down?"
>>689638365
Bumpp
>>689638566
......senpai....
>>689637794
she doesn't like you
yeah dont get freaky quite yet... stay on whatever level you think she's at until she gives signs that she wants you to finally make a move... for now just say something sweet that will make her question whether or not there are sexual implications
Say "would*".
I have literally no experience in the mom fucking department so I'm gonna sit back and see what great advice is given
>>689638906
Agreed but im toofuckinghigh to be that smooth
>>689639146
I'm here for this and the keks
>>689637794
Just tell her something completely raunchy then blame auto-correct because of your piece of shit iphone
I'm really curious about this now.
>>689638458
Show her body without face
What the fuck about this conversation gives you the slightest idea that she wants to fuck you?
Don't try to fuck your gf's mom you fucking idiot. If she freaks out she's going to tell your gf, then she's going to break up with you then you're going to be single and labeled that weird dude who tried to fuck his gf's mom.
However if it works, then that would be dope.
K what next
post pics of them or none of this matters
You're gonna traumatize your girlfriend if you fuck her mom. Take a moment to think about the consequences of your actions.
>>689639568
Shut the fuck up newfag
Fuck your gf's mom OP. It could lead to a 3some
>>689637794
Dude kill them both and fuck their corpses, everybody wins. The stop being a beta and ask a fox to the prom
Damn dude, doesn't really seem like something you can pull of over text. I would try dropping hints on her when you're around her. "Accidentally" bump into her when you are reaching for something, tell her she is just like her daughter and that they could be sisters, maybe even take a risk and talk about how her daughter is not seeming interested in you anymore. She might feel less guilty if she thinks you guys will break up
If she wants to fuck you she'll find a way to let you know. She's not in high school, she's not going to play hard to get, at least that's how my experiences with older woman have gone.
>>689639489
What if I told you my girlfriend wants it to happen too. shes been talking to her mom for weeks about the sex we have and once her mom literally said "No fair"
>>689639532
agreed
>>689639502
her next response will be pretty crucial imo... make sure to keep expressing that you're casual and comfortable and not creepy but adding little details like 'haha' or something
>>689639568
dont listen to this virgin.. life is full of girlfriends...... youll only have one opportunity to fuck a mom
Oh man. This is too good.
>>689639754
bullshit
Monitoring this thread
>>689639568
Shut up summerfag, there are many girlfriends but fucking a mom is rare
>>689639754
is your gf a nigger? or just white trash?
>>689639639
Try using that buzzword right
>>689639956
shut your whore mouth
>>689639721
this
>>689639754
I would say that you're either a liar or your gf and her mom are... interesting.
>>689639754
yeah im calling bullshit...... if thats the case just go over there when girlfriend isnt home. make it look like you didnt know and if she invites you in "to wait" then youre in. you just have to make the move. while we wait. anybody have stories of fucking girlfriends moms or sisters? real stories im not look to get off here just curiousity
>>689640092
Well..... Go for it...
>>689640092
oh shit alright im hooked.
>>689640092
ugh......... follow girlfriends advice............. FUCKING DO IT
>>689640092
The girlfriend knows her mom better than you
>>689640092
How about you make me dinner and I make it so you can't shit right for a week?
>>689640092
>>689640106
No bullshit here
>>689640092
Listen to your woman
>>689640092
Fake and gay
Y'all are just eatin this bullshit up
>>689640290
:^)
>>689640248
this
Posting in a thread with potential
>>689640493
Actually yes
>>689640493
I just want to believe. I'm also pretending all three parties are 10/10 beauties and not the 4/10 trolls that they probably are.
>>689640493
Yeah I like to have some big shits to flush out with my anal douche.
Say:
"Listen, let's cut the shit. I know you're horny because you haven't had a dick in some time. I really REALLY find you attractive - seriously, your fucking gorgeous - and I've wanted to fuck you since the moment I first saw you.
Doesn't it get you off KNOWING you could have a cock inside of you whenever you want? [Girlfriends name] doesn't have to know."
>>689640456
Not even that's the best part.
(shes upset now because the first thing I posted on 4chan was about her mom and not her)
>>689639502
>>689639568
Shut up
>>689640493
idgaf, i got nothing to do, im ready to get baited
>>689640691
>your fucking gorgeous
>your
"hey, maybe we can do this in person. Want to swing by? Ive got some wine. I also need to take a photo of you for a project, so can you wear that___________outfit I saw you in?"
>>689640808
Yeah, your gorgeous is over there.
Dubs thread?
>>689641042
Check em faggot
>>689640992
kinda cringy tbh.... are her and her mom gross or just really strange?
>>689640992
fake m8
Listen, I'm going to give you some advice I wish someone had given me. I fucked my gfs mom when I was 21. My and my gf had been dating for a few years and everything was smooth sailing. But my gf caught me looking at her moms ass and challenged me to fuck her. A few weeks later I did. And that was where I fucked up. The mom got freaked out and stopped letting me come around and I eventually learned I had contracted genital herpes. I unknowingly passed it to my gf. Now I'm 23, have a horrible sex life, dick/asshole breaks out sometimes, and no gf. Do NOT FUCK YOUR GFs MOM. It might be the biggest mistake you make my dude.
>>689640992
rip op
IF YOU DONT SUCK MY DICK YOU OLD BITCH I WILL POST NUDES OF YOUR DAUGHTER ALL OVER THE INTERNET
If dubs, ask for 3some
>>689639960
White trash
>>689640992
Respond with, "Im a motherfucker arent i"
Then send her this pic
>>689640992
This is fake. No one that uses 4chan has 11 unread messages or enough friends to warrant that.
>>689640092
Go for it, maybe a threesome is in order?
>>689641222
Witnessed
>>689638566
Both at the same time dubs
>>689641271
>ass
did she peg you with her blistered dick?
>>689637794
Yeah, that pic captures the words of a desperate fucking queef of a male. The mature female can smell this insecure faggotry a mile away; you're simply fucking up, and that is all.
I mean, really, it's some bullshit, but if this was actually a screencap of some shit OP said, wow, what a fucking pussy.
>>689641199
shes kinky but I like it
>>689641199
This, send pics
>>689641620
post it again
>>689641620
She sounds.... Intelligent
tell her that u want to drop ur fat stinky dik in the hole in between her legs
>>689641620
kekd
>>689641620
Do you both have dementia? your conversations makes no sence
>>689641620
do you think we're the nsa? what is this shit?
>>689641620
repost her ass shots bruv
>>689641800
Dubs
>>689639793
THIS
OP Get mom to send pics and post the ones you said you posted of your gf last night.
Agreed you should post again, then send her the screen shots
post of a pic of ur gf farting and if i dont see the fart ur a faggot ass bich cunt who shits on his sad dik fatty fuk my asshole stinky shitty ass fuk me fuk me fuk me mom mom mom
>>689641199
There is no "mom" you nincompoop. This is 4changchong; populated solely by liars and idiots and perverts.
>>689642153
the fuck is wrong with you
Ask her if she finds it awkward that her daughter tells her everything about your sex live.
>>689642153
Inhale through your nose
Hold it
exhale through your mouth.
Feel better now?
>>689642257
Well, he's a poster on /b... so you figure it out, ya?
>>689642297
THIS
>>689639568
Kill yourself you loser
>>689641776
>>>689641222
Ill post more than that
How's it going with the mom?
ive wanted to fuck my girlfriend and her mom for 3 years now, I hope this goes well for you
>>689642569
she probably not interested
>>689642325
inhale ur moms farts in the nostrils u call ur nose shit in my dik ass fatty flacid diks in my moms hands
monitoring
>>689642569
Just replied
let me turn read receipts off
>>689642471
keep going
>>689642153
4chan in a nutshell.
My girlfriend's mom is a cunty white trash milf that wants to cut my 2 inch slanger off but I'd still love to anally penetrate her
bump.. this is better than tv
Fake, saged.
Wait day or so. Send cock pic randomly to mom. Wait to gauge her response. Claim you meant to send to her daughter and fumble apologies if she's not into it. If she is into it, keep going, regaurdless it can't be unseen. Seed planted.
>>689642639
+1 Lurking for some cock
This thread and it's contributions are RETARDED. Bunch of lame ass dweebs in here. 4chan posting, girlfriend mom fucking, LOL.
fake and sad
>>689642801
My favorite
>>689643198
moar
>>689643198
Any of mom?
fuk ur gfs mom. spread her moms ass and understand that ur gf came out of that lil stinky brown wrinkly hole. observe it, watch it pulsate and portrude, suck on her hemroids with lil bits of poop on them. yayyyyyyy
>>689643198
post some nudes. also lets see that ass
>>689642153
>HAHA SWEARING A LOT IS FUNNY XDDDDD
fuck off summer
>>689641687
Have you never had herpes faggot? It spreads to your asshole.
>>689643517
Then I wonder how far i'll have to go
>>689643517
you can do it! :D
>>689643517
Then what do I have to do?...
>>689643445
yayyy i like saying bad curse words yayyy fuk shit my ass hole farts in cunts piss in pregnant mom farts
>>689643497
Kek
>>689643517
Post pics of mom, or at least her body mate
>>689643618
>>689643641
Kind of hivemind
>>689643497
Well, no, he probably doesn't have herpes
>>689643667
kill yourself summer.
>>689643517
so you won't show me your tits then?
Batman knows
>>689643779
yay its summer haha i fart in my nostrils amd sneeze the fart in ur moms butthole
"Oh boy, you're gonna make me work aren't you??"
>>689643421
Last one until gf is with me...
>>689637794
Sucking..... up....
Freudian slip. She wants the dick
>>689643711
Well then.
>>689643517
At this rate OP you'll be visiting her nursing home for a half hearted handy
>>689637794
Why the fuck is this thread giving me a chubs?
Can I have her snapchat? :))))))
>>689643517
"So you want me to suck up some more?"
>>689643985
nice, love the nipples. you should repost the ass pic though
"ha, ur gonna make me work for it? wait until u see my smelly ass hole fart fart fart poopy poopy poopy booty yayayaya"
"Okay, then just tell me what else you want me to do for you"
>>689639568
Lol. Shut up fag
>>689643927
>>689643517
The time has come to send her a picture of your dick.
>>689643198
Bitch got done slop ass jelly knees and retard leg twist going on. Snap that butthole on her forehead, that's all that dumb cunt good for. Tell her fool ass take her socks off, she gonna be in underwear.
>>689644261
bam. this.
>>689639982
>not understanding why his use of the word made sense
goddamn summercuck
>>689644342
I don't see you picking cotton.
>>689643985
Can you fucking continue texting the mom?? I'm not here for your gfs nudes (even though she is hot).
OP
Nothing than a nice bottle of cold white wine cannot solve..
>>689644132
>>689643940
Don't know which one I like more////
>>689638153
this.
Picking those cotton cum stain panties out ya sisters boot hole, shitface
>>689644546
This
Ass pic wasn't much
>>689644546
This. OP dont be a faggot
>>689644686
the second one. it's more sexual and hinting at something like ya know.... sex.
>>689644842
That ass look like shit
>>689644686
The second one for sure
try to pretend that ur smelling her farts then punch her in the stomach for trying to use division for a multiplication problem fart fart fart IN MY ASS MOMMMY MOMMY SHITTY ASS
>>689644546
K then advice??
>>689644686
>>689644686
>>689644686
>>689644686
>>689644255
Under gated roast.
>>689644300
Nice dubs. Op, lead into this with something like "I have something I can givgive that I think will do the job"
>>689638700
Underrated post
>>689644686
2nd one
>>689639568
white knight fag gtfo
>>689644964
You should fucking kill yourself
>>689644966
Not sure what else I can do to suck up (long exaggerated wink)
I would maybe even go as far as to say "What would work?"
>>689644964
kek ur so funny! xD
can we get a pic of op's gf's mom or what
>>689644300
1000 keks
>>689645375
This
>>689639568
Nice b8 faggot
>>689644132
>>689644966
Take that one
>>689645260
ok ill fucking kill yourself looooool
>>689643517
Not yet so you are saying you can see it working in the future.......
>>689638700
Overrated post
>>689644300
U MUST APPEASE THE DUBS GODS
Hurry up and keep texting OP. You've opened Pandora's box. You're obligated to try and fuck it.
It's clearly time for a dick pic, or else pic related
Man up and ask when you can come over to fuck....... fucking noob
>>689639568
white knighting is a bait never fails
>>689644966
just say some shit like, "Well how about you give me a hint on making this work"
>>689644966
Mate literally just send her a dick pic and see what happens. Works best when your dick is well above average.
>>689645494
no, not this. terrible anon
>>689644966
just say "whats that supposed to mean?"
>>689645635
If she wants the dick it's best you be direct. She's not playing your little boy games. She just wants to discretely fuck
>>689645280
2nd this
She's like right there man. She's ready she made the first sorta move like this you have her thinking at least that's a big step. Most moms would probably not even consider that sorta situation. But at least with her you got her thinking. Be sexy with her short and straight to the point responses with some that leave her wanting for more risky texts sent by you. That's my 2cents
So your saying if I run you the right way, we might just get somewhere?
hi guys im ops girlfriends mom and im NOT going to fuck him, he has a fart condition which is where is butthole is warped to where when he squeezes out a fart it makes a weird noise that sounds like "yo momma wheres my daddy" its fukin weirdo boy
>>689645635
This. Send her dick pic or gtfo.
>>689645960
This as an older women I'm sure she doesn't want to play games and wants to get to the point. She's experienced and knows what she wants make your move OP!
>>689646025
>>689645923
OP is kill
My phones fucked up guys hold on
>>689646157
Yes
>>689644966
Dude. This isn't high school. Your GF's mom is a grown ass woman. Just be straight up. say something like, "Look, I think you're cute and I really really want to fuck you. So let's make this happen."
women always like the guys that are plowing their younger hotter daughters because of basic preselection psychology
>>689645996
this more like it
Update op?
>>689646190
fuck you op
>>689646038
I'm not high enough for this shit
>>689646190
You good, make sure to deliver tho
OP has forsaken us
>Mr. Spiderman tear down this thread
>>689646372
She'll definitely know you're outright flirting now.
>>689643517
tell her "just be sure you dont tell (gf)"
>>689644966
good thing I can suck for days ;)
>>689646364
Please No.
>>689646190
cringe alert
>>689646372
Just fucking tell her. Stop beating around the bush.
>>689646372
Pics of mom?
>>689646372
Ehh i would of been more straight forward but this leaves it open for interpretation. Her next reply will really let you know whether if she wants to continue playing this game orrrr wants to get straight to the point.
>>689646372
Well at least we're getting somewhere
>>689646372
ask what do i got to do?
>>689646372
>>689646477
I think she knew from the moment he sent that emoji.
>>689646372
ask for nudes
>>689646372
Dude really...... wtf. You just went from possibly fucking to having some weak soft core porn convI and that's it....... weak af
>>689646372
This man >>689646548
is smart. Listen to him.
>>689646372
A little dorky, but good job op
>>689646372
Def send dick pic
>>689646372
Tell her you'll worship her feet or something
Ask her if she notices how you look at her...how you want to make her feel happy again...and that you'll do anything
>>689646508
how's that a cringe you fucking autist jigaboo
>>689646652
Are you an idiot?
He threw out the best answer possible.
>>689646372
>oh boy
Jesus Christ.
Just ask her to fuck already
>>689646291
Send her a nude of her daughter
>>689646799
Just tell her.
>>689646727
I really, really, really like this pic.
>>689646862
This kek
>>689646372
OP needs to open new thread when this one dies.
>>689646862
I second this.
>>689646862
this tbh
>>689646818
Yea if all he wants is a flirty text convoy that won't go anywherr
>>689646372
oh golly jeepers
>>689646799
Dick pic now. This is it!!
>>689646799
OUT WITH IT BOY
>>689646799
Nice dubs
Dick pic. "Wish you were here"
>>689646857
>>689646372
How could you fuck it up so badly?
>>689646799
you're in
>>689646799
Fucking emojis.. Grow up slut
>>689646749
Don't, this anon is clueless
>>689646190
now you have to tell her
>>689646799
Can we get a pic of this lady?
>>689646862
It must get done.
If dubs tell her you wanna fuck
>>689646727
>>689646799
Yeah tell her.
But don't be gross just be forward. Say you think she looks hot for a woman her age and how you really want to fuck her.
>>689646999
>>689647092
God damn it
DICK PIC OP, JUST SEND A FUCKING DICK PIC. ITS TIME YOUNG FAGGOT!
>>689646799
she wants it bad
Tell her you want to donate your body to science and she science
>>689646996
kek'd
>>689637794
Call her from a pay phone, tell her you're the cops, her husbands in jail, and the state looks down on sodomy.
>>689646984
>>689646907
Your welxome
>>689646799
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SEND HER THE D ALREADY
This is a grown woman who has had enough of your teenage bullshit. Flirt like you mean it
>>689647165
Whoaaa
>>689646799
This is it boy. This is your moment. Dick pic, tell her you want her, either one.
Holy fuck this is retarded nothing she has said leads you to think she is interested
>>689647165
kek
>>689646906
tell her ull that ull go from in the where it is on how where so u can see on what it is who it is and where youll see it ok it wont be to where its like that
>>689647171
That's about the time that bitch hung up on me
>>689638700
fucking ultra cringe
>>689647140
This, she wants your dick for sure, just do some flirting and be like, "Well maybe we can speed this up some how, your an attractive women for your age." Or just send dick faggot.
OP I believe in you, just send her the D
>>689647118
no dont even mention her age, yet another anon is clueless
>>689646799
Hey...
...Masturbate furiously.
>>689646799
Making a reference to her daughter.... to remind you that you're dating her daughter and stop trying to be slick, Rick
Tell her you want to fuck her husband while she and her daughter watches
Just tell her and go from there.
>>689646906
I think you posted the wrong screenshot there, champ
Why dont any of you realize this isnt real
>>689644042
Same kek
>>689646799
I'm down to work as hard as you want me to.
>>689647439
Dammit, Morpheous...
>>689647439
I just want to believe for once.
>>689647312
Why are you reposting this?
>>689647439
I bet you're fun at parties
New thread
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>>689647439
It's fun to pretend. Off chance it's real
>>689647418
Yeah seriously, you have to be smooth with a grown woman
>>689647439
>>689647400
Ahaha cheque
Dick pic of your own dick so she knows what she will be getting
>>689647571
NEW THREAD PLEASE
well i can work really hard to please you ;)
>>689647601
Roll
>>689647376
Why do people keep saying to mention her age, dont even mention it at all
>>689646799
hm, Things tend to get pretty intense when I work hard
Fresh bread
>>689647516
Hehe
Good one anon
Sensible chuckle had
>>689647439
Being fake dosnt make it less interesting, what else is there to do?
>>689647439
>>689646652
what are you talking about retard? op is fine
>>689646799
So what do I need to do for you to help? With a fitting emoji
This is going nowhere. I call on Spidey to tear down this thread.
>>689642153
9/10 the tone just wasn't perfect to warrant a perfect score for me Steve
>>689647601
Do it OP.
Fuck phone died
I'll let you know when I get it working again
>>689647671
Yeah this.
you should say i want to cum inside u
>>689647593
No you don't. A grown ass woman just wants a strong young man to smash her and make her feel twenty again.
>>689647765
jfc anon. get your shit together.
>>689647765
Fuck you, you lying piece of shit
Abandon thread
Abandoning thread. sorry boys will be back soon
>>689639146
>>689639236
Same bros get me in the screen cap
OP give update faggot.
>>689647765
fuck you
>>689647765
someone's bullshitting
>>689647765
Make a new thread when its up and going yeah?
>>689647737
No he fucked it up very quickly
>>689646190
FAGGOT OP CONFIRMED YOU WERE AT 80% BATTERY SPIDER MAN NOW
>>689647765
how's your phone dead? It was at 85% on that last post
>>689647765
yeah ok...
>>689647765
Not even OP fuck off
...and here's to you, Mrs. Robinson...
If y'all know this is fake why are you playing along with it?
>>689646799
She's using flirty teen lingo and emojis yeah man honestly she wants it. Like i stated her next reply will dictate what it is she wants and it seems she wants to play lil bit more games. I personally would not do dick pic just yet and instead slowly talk more about how sexy she is/is being. Some may say her talking bout her daughter is a sign to not continue BUT she put obvi so yeah man keep it going.
>>689647964
Fuck off
>>689647964
Fuck off Randy.
>>689647964
fucks off
>>689646862
this
>>689647964
Fuck off randy
>>689648013
oh shit, OP GOT SOME EXPLAINING TO DO
>>689643517
Look how beautiful the sunset is right now. Perks of being homeless. Just snapped this pic and got a video.
>>689647439
Fuck this guy
>>689648031
It's an iPhone so it makes sense tbh
>>689647964
Fuck off.
>>689648031
Kek what a fucking idiot.
fagget detected
>>689647765
FAKE
>>689647828
You are a fool to make a generalization like that. Someone who has been alive for more than 20 years is sick of children. Men get more attractive as they age because of this.
Post pic of mother
>>689648066
This anon gets it
>>689647964
Fuck off randy
>>689648153
OP????
so it takes a lot to please you, eh? good thing i have A LOT for you to work with ;)
>>689647566
I bet you never get invited to parties. OP is clearly a lying faggot with 2 cell phones the grammar and sentence paterns are the same with both texters
>>689648334
Im fucking OP... my phone didnt die . you pussies believe anything jesus. Yeah i agree with you too
>>689648383
No way that's op. He got farther w. Texts here.
>>689648066
OP will blunder. She is gauging him
>>689648157
Look at this one . Some generator thing I walked by
>>689648487
maybe because they're mother and daughter you fucking inbred
>>689648567
Enjoy the cold you bum
>>689648567
Nice man sleep rough last night? Lucky its summer for you
>>689647964
Ya cheesburger eatin mother fucker.
>>689648567
This is cool too
>>689648785
wouldve been cooler if you were looking the other way
>>689648487
No fucking shit, everyone knows it's fake, it's just fucking fun to pretend.
Summer really has set in
>>689648567
That looks fake, becauee of how perfect it looks.
>>689648785
Us or england? Or even aus maybe?
I actually paused vampire diaries to read this shit. Fuck you OP and your ugly girlfriend.
