The fluff massacre continues...
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
The fluff massacre continues...
Again, I claim first bump. Have fun, anons.
If fluffies were real, this is something I would absolutely want to try.
Anybody got some good stories to share?
>>689616222
>>689614794
GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT GET THE FUCK OUT OF /b/ FUCKING FAGGOT
Yessss
>>689616598
This is my favorite.
>>689616802
you should
>>689616942
>>689614794
Bump
>>689614794
I miss quickhorn's stuff.
Too bad he pulled off an autistic ragequit.
OC
PLZRESPOND
>>689617463
Fluffies knowing about the String Theory?!
They know too much. Eliminate them.
>>689617759
Why are so many artists fagging out on us?
>>689618044
I don't know, maybe they're just beginning to show sympathy or are getting too much flak for what they make.
>>689618208
Its fucking bullshit they're making art, since when is art wrong?
>>689617463
7/10
>>689618044
>>689618208
Or maybe they are getting butthurt by anthro, just like quickhorn?
>>689616802
Do you need even more space on /b/ for your boi-pussy and dick rating threads? I mean fuck man, its like you're yelling at a dog for shitting in your already dog-shit covered yard. You're out here yelling "NO! THATS THE WRONG COLOR OF SHIT!! ONLY BROWN HUES!!! GREEN SHIT WILL RUIN EVERYTHING!"... That's what you look like right now. You're a turd discriminator, and that's a really weird thing to be man.
>>689618709
ikr
/b/ is nothing but cock loving faggots who think that fucking a 'girl' with a dick doesn't make them a faggot
>>689618456
I never liked anthro, is that really the reason why quick horn left? I can maybe understand the aquatic fluffies but anthro? shits autistic
>>689619154
Stompd
>>689616802
You seem mad.
Fwuffies wuv oo!
>>689619618
Sick OC anon
>>689619618
Show a rainbox mare getting fucked by w twilight stallion and their baby comes out a twisted mullti colored higher being
>>689619618
OK, we have officially reached too much hugbox. Now it's just getting sappy. Balance, people.
>>689619148
I guess it is
>>689619685
>>689619865
Not my OC, from another anon on /b/ thread. But it is good shit.
>>689620350
>>689620396
Puffinfluff is awesome
>>689619044
Sweet dubs, also, I'm all for getting weird and gay and fucking he-shes on the regular, in fact, I celebrate it. But its pretty fucking weird to be apart of a community that posts everything from taking pictures of unaware girls in yoga pants to vids of people being executed by Islamic extremist, and then come into this clusterfuck of a website, draw a line in the dirt, and say "don't cross this line" while in the background a 300lb black transexual is being railed by a 3 foot midget. Don't try to create order out of a place that only knows nazi dick sucking chaos. Fuck.
>>689620004
Better now?
>>689620170
Oh god
anybody have the rest of this? can't find RingofFire's stuff anywhere
>>689620272
Delicious. Human fucks up, floofs suffer.
why hurt them they are cute and fluffy and did nothing wrong
>>689620709
Yes, i do.
You should have saved it
Its overposted,and i dont want to see it
>>689620396
LOST
Nope
>>689616802
Quit pussyfooting around. If you've got something to say then just say it straight.
>>689620673
I... I'm so sorry
>>689620272
this artist is great , cookie is one of the fluffies ide most want to punch in the fucking face
WTF is a fucking fluff?
>>689621062
I do like your OC tho, from one OC guy to another
I give you a thumbs up
>>689621090
that was a turn i didn't expect
>>689620833
>>689620534
Yes, thank you.
>>689617149
Hook, not a slice
>>689621287
Genetic chimeras created by a division of Habro called Hasbio. They look like housecat-size ponies with especially fluffy coats (hence the name) and basically the brains of three year-olds.
>>689620527
What the FUCK? And what happened to the 3rd foal?
>>689620833
>>689622142
that comic just reveals more questions to ask
>>689617149
kek
>>689621500
Thanks anon. I'll gladly take your thumbs up coz as you can see, I only have hooves.
>>689620396
ok, weirdbox isn't half bad
>>689616177
Why not try it with a feral alley cat to approximate the feeling, instead of just fantasizing about it?
>>689623122
Kek
>>689623122
We understand these are cartoons, and not living being.
Do you watch an action movie/horror movie and then start mass murdering people?
>>689623122
because cats don't deserve that shit (both literally and figuratively)
>>689622131
Soo...another shit from hasbro?
I prefer to see any thing else before this piece of shir.
Thanks for the info
>>689622889
>>689620527
AAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKER FUCK IS THAT AAAAAH
>>689623919
What?
>>689624147
He doesn't have thumbs, sorry I was playing along with the joke there
>>689620709
Directions to RoF archive at https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/38789. You're welcome anon.
>>689623122
also cat's have claws and a nasty temper when handled wrong.
>>689624290
>https://www.fluffybooru.org/post/view/38789
Thank you Anon.
>want to draw fluffies
>no tablet, only traditional sketchpads
>terrified of being discovered
SMOKEY WAWA! SMOKEY WAWA!
>>689625221
>photoshop
>illistrator
>krita
>prista
>>689625480
>>689625601
>>689625221
I use a sketchpad, just hide it in a drawer or something
>>689625847
Can we see some sketches, anon?
>>689627124
.......
>>689626877
They're kinda shitty but here
>>689627124
Well, now.
>>689627328
>>689627410
Wan hab sum?
>>689625834
I have yet to be answered but: what the fuck does he hit the fluffy with in the fourth panel?
>>689627407
Nah man, that's pretty good. I like it.
>>689627407
You really need to catch up on fluffy speak.
>>689627626
Oh that, well he has a backstory, where he was forced to learn how to pronounce the L
>>689627613
Thanks
>>689627607
Its a sorry stick,its showing it moving it
>>689628014
Thank you for this
>>689614794
If this were an actual problem, you'd be a garden saver.
>>689627493
>>689627794
Well shit nigga if you got more post it, all fluffy art is welcome here. I'll draw you a fluffy for your efforts,
>>689622701
Well then that's tragically hilarious
>>689623992
saved
>>689628688
Here they come.
>>689628644
I would like to post more but I don't know how to put the rest of the panel's together into one comic, I don't want to bombard the thread with pictures of every panel
>>689616585
>>689628688
>>689628937
I wanted sleep tonight, but not anymore. You guys created a new type of box, box that scares you awake. Fear box
>>689629331
Or fright box?
>>689629331
>>689629414
its weirdbox
>>689616802
GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS THREAD THEN CUMASS
>>689629039
Do you have a collage thing for photos?
>>689630124
Woah!that's so good, and I think so, if the thread stays alive for long enough I can try to put something together
>>689630124
>twanks anwon
Why is this stuff so damn addicting? I still don't know.
>>689616177
me2 those fuckin fluffers
>>689630423
Yeah, I'm pretty new to fluffies, didn't know how they'd say it.
>>689630383
Thanks, haha. Yeah, even if the thread dies just make a new one.
>still waiting for Scootafluff to finish
>>689630633
>how to say it
Think of a toddler that is just barely able to repeat words its told
>>689618208
Not quite, I thik it's because the only medium for exhibiting the art besides the eventual 4chan post is the booru where the constant flow of submissions bury most of an artist's stuff pretty quickly.. That's at least why there's so little new artists
>>689617040
aww the nice feeling when you throw them against the fucking wall and they like pop into a mess. hue hue hue hue
>>689630633
Will you be around for the next one?
>>689630124
draw a sexy fluffy giving a blowjob to a human penis.
Whether she likes it or not I'll leave up to you
>>689621090
>>689617190
Oh, hey, ZK. It's dust_c here. Great seeing your stuff.
>>689618282
Waaagh!
>>689621226
He makes some of the more horse-like fluffies.
>>689631585
enjoy, bois
>>689630933
Yeah, for sure.
>>689631187
I totally would, but there are some people nearby. Don't wanna risk getting caught
>>689630794
>>689627607
Big black dick and balls with a white smiley face on it
>>689631653
Y tho.
>>689631333
Are you the one that makes the black and white stuff with complex textures?
>>689632148
Aye, that's me.
>>689631911
>wike dis anwon
I'm not your damn school teacher
EVERY time you talk i want to fucking stab glass in my ears. You are a pathetic excuse of a complete fluffy.Now get those fucking hearts out of my way, or they are going in your asshole
>>689632462
Why did it think it could get away with that shit
>>689620527
Fantastic
>>689632537
kek, why you gotta be so mean to such a nice fluffy
Anyone have the one where a mare is separated from her foals by a glass box and tries to get them to get her milk but they cant and die?
>>689632297
Okay. Was the one where a fluffy meets a tentacle friend ... a part before the one where the upper half of a tentacle-controlled fluffy mare returns to her children, presumably for terrible purposes?
Post some smartys guys
To you artists on here, it'd be cool to see a smarty brutally raped by a horse or mule.
>>689632581
This is actually really cute
>>689633021
Nah, they're all stand-alone pics. But I can see how some might thing they are related to one another.
>>689620458
Poor gator
>>689633091
What's a smarty? Try to ignore my newness.
>>689614794
bump
>>689633296
A fluffy that thinks they are smart and and above all else also thinks that it deserves everything
>>689633296
>>689633091
>heyyyy, thats pretty guud
>>689633296
A smarty is a fluffy that thinks he is the "bestest babbeh" and will rule a herd an get every fluffy killed in the herd trying to take over a humans yard and usually demands spaghetti
>>689633296
The ones that call everybody dummeh and look really good with acid on their heads.
Anyone got any mwike comics other than the common ones like burrito?
>>689634334
I swear there was a fluffy comic with this exact same layout but with spiders instead of snow
>>689634140
The vice is a particularly effective touch. Tighten it slowly, a quarter turn or so every time the little fuck stops wailing in pain until the legs are crushed.
>>689623523
There are the sea fluffies and microfluffies...
Smarty.
No horse rape, never drawn a real horse before.
>>689635790
Draw some smarty lobotomy
>>689635790
Tap shoe thumb tacks
>>689635790
>gib fwuffy skettis NOA
>gib fwuffy betess sketti noa or get wowstest sowwy poopsies
>>689635991
Might be kinda tough.. I'll give it a try. If the thread dies while I'm drawing I'll be in the next one.
>>689636372
Aw, shit 'gib' is way better. I appreciate the concrit,
>>689635790
I now cannot get someone crushing a fluffy's head in with a can of Spaghetti-Os out of my head.
>>689636465
you owe be a blowjob first lol
>>689636928
I've never drawn someone getting a blowjob, lemme practice a bit so I can give you the hot fluffy porn you deserve, anon.
>tfw this is what I'm doing with my art degree
>>689637152
>falling for the american dream
Anyone got some "cave explorer"?
>>689637152
one with long hair like
>>689630124
or >>689620527
>>689633231
Damn. I thought that was a two-parter.
I really like your style. How do you do it? Paper or Wacom? Etc.
>>689637385
You got it anon <3
>>689637240
Yeah, haha. Went back to school after realizing how badly I wasted my time/money
>>689633231
Woah you're that guy? Your work influenced me a lot man
>>689622701
My headcanon is that the human doused it with gasoline beforehand
>>689628937
That picture has always scared the fuck out of me. Why would you post that picture? You could've chosen literally ANY other picture but no, you choose that one. I smh fucking triggered and it's all your fault. I hope you're proud of yourself. Because I'm not sleeping tonight because of you
>>689637462
Paper, lots o' fine-liners, pencils, graphite powder. I can't into digital and am too much of a poorfag to afford tablets.
>>689637849
Love to hear that. It's great to be an influence on someone.
>>689628937
whatever is it that's behind that door... I'm gonna need a bigger axe
>>689638382
>Tell me more. Stylistic influences, etc.
You have a very subtle style when showing us an "evil" fluffy.
Have you ever been tempted to make a story/series?
>>689629331
what's so scary about it?
>>689632609
fluffies don't know how to pick their fights man
I guess I never really "got" the appeal of fluffies like other people seem to. I tried owning one on several occasions and it always just ended up the same way. Mother rejects one of her children, kills one, shits everywhere and causes a mess. Every form of punishment ends up being ineffective because the, uh, "animals" are either too stupid or too full of themselves to learn from their mistakes. This always and without fail ends up in their death by their own stupidity or by the abuse going so far as to kill them. And that is the only element I saw in them in them being worthwhile in the end: the abuse. It is kind of relieving beating something so stupid and childish until it begged for mercy and eventually for it's life. Now don't get me wrong, I'm not some sick animal abuser or child abuser and I've never hit a woman. But fluffies are different. They are stupid, arrogant, annoying, they shit everywhere, they talk in a way that people talk to babies because they think it's cute. I don't see why anyone would want to keep one as a pet. All I had really ever enjoyed was the torture and after you kill fluffies in every single way you can think of until you find yourself wracking your brain trying to find new ways to make them suffer like one had never suffered before, you do start to think you need to see a therapist. So I got bored and just stopped. Hell I hadn't thought about a fluffy pony much until one wandered into my garden one day.
"What are you doing in my garden?" I asked.
"Pweeeeese mistuh. Pweenut nee skettis to mae miwkies fo' babbehs. Pweenut be mammuh soon. Be nuh daddeh?" she said. She some kind of pinkish purple or something and fat as a pig. I guess she was pregnant. I had always picked up feral fluffies from the streets to just torture for fun but never tried to raise one. Looking down at her and how dirty and scared and stupid she was, I decided to try something different.
>>689638610
Yes, I'm working on one. I wish I could stop procrastinating and finish proofreading of the second chapter already. Since I'm not a native English-speaker, I tend to be quite neurotic when it comes to proofreading.
And about 'evil' fluffies, I don't really like the idea of bad fluffies (or people), including smarties. It's just a question of differing values and viewpoints. (Though that doesn't mean I don't enjoy seeing works that include them)
Shoo bop doo wop.
>>689634666
Satan says support our troops kiddos, so get going, enlist today.
>>689639719
>wegoa
>fwuffy gunna gib hooman wowstest sowwy poopsies
>>689639090
I took her in and tried to get her cleaned up as best I could. "Fwank u nuh daddeh" she would say. I always hated the baby talk almost as much as seeing them shit everywhere but I guess it wasn't too bad one being grateful instead of demanding like the ones who wander into my garden usually were. I put her in a room where I used to put all of the other fluffies I tried to raise when I first tried out the whole fluffy pony thing. I gave her some "sketties" and dug out some toys that were barely used. They just never made it long enough to really play with the toys before they did something dumb and got killed. This gave me an idea.
"Fank you nice mistuh. Pweenut be nuw mamma soon and nee skeetie fow miwkies."
"When will you be a mo-" and before I could even finish my question Peanut belted out "BIGGEST POOPIES". All over my god damn carpet. I got her a blanket to put the foals on and left her to tend to them. The next morning I went in to feed her. The chirping and whining about the "dawkies" kept me up some but nothing I couldn't tolerate. Besides, this time I knew what I was going to do. I knew some of the pitfalls in being a fluffy owner and had a plan to try to make this one go as smoothly as possible. Kind of a challenge to see if these things could actually make decent pets like some people claim.
>>689640229
Damn, anon, you're good at the dialogue. You have toddlers or something?
>>689640585
I would throw in a small fonted "nu swell pwetty" for added effect
>>689640585
Jesus fuck. Nice job, but good god
>>689640615
>>689640585
>>689641062
saved and saved, dank ye
>>689640296
I walked in on her feeding her foals and muttering to them.
"Dwink aww duh miwkies so u gwow bi an stwong. Pweshus babbehs wuv mommuh's miwkies."
I don't really know what it is about these animals that I hate so much about the nursing. Their utters are so large and stupid looking. The babies are so pathetic and then there is the baby talk. The very sight of a nursing mare just rubs me the wrong way. But I pushed that anger down. Way down.
She had 4 foals. Two male and two female. One was a vibrant colored unicorn and the rest were some shade of pink, green and then a brown male. They usually hate the brown ones and end up killing them. I've seen mares call the unicorns monsters and kill them as well but the brown ones are almost always dead within a week.
"Wook nuw daddeh. Fwuffy am mammuh!"
"I see that" I said as the smell of fresh shit wafted towards me. Fluffy birth is truly a pitiful and disgusting sight.
"So which one have you decided to keep?"
>>689641575
>no am mawe
>no am mawe
>>689641820
>>689641418
>>689641910
am cabin boy
>>689642025
Holy shit, that's the fucking best
>>689641418
"W-w-ha? Fwuffy wuv hew aww hew babbehs. Fwuffy am mammuh!" She said. So I asked her again.
"You have four foals there. The rules here are you can only keep one. You have to pick one and only one. If you refuse then you go back on the streets and you and all your foals will surely die. If you want to live then pick only one to love and the others will be trash."
She started bawling and kept saying "Pweenut wuv aww babbehs. Fwuffy am mama now." I started to grab them all and tell them rules are rules but she stopped and picked on. The bright purple unicorn girl. I locked her in her room with no food as punishment for questioning my rules. Fluffies are too stupid to care for two babies let alone four and robbing her of motherhood would be cruel. I still came off as the bad guy but I figured letting her keep one would be manageable and forget about the others. I threw the three garbage ones in a cage downstairs until I could figure out what to do and went to work.
So is there any particular reason why fluffies eat spaghetti almost exclusively? Can they eat other things?
>>689642867
they eat every fucking thing in sight, they were programmed to love "skettis" cuz even canned pasta is dirt ass cheap so even poor families can have fluffies
So when is the fluffy movie coming out?
>>689642867
fluffies like to eat whatever a 3 year old would like to eat, thus they value pasta as the tastiest food ever
>>689643507
I love how the fluffies attention span is so short, and it's focus snaps so quickly.
>>689614794
Cancer.
>>689643981
>>689643531
>wiggle wiggle
>>689643531
that fucking mare looks too happy, it makes me want to kick it's teeth in
>>689644108
bruh it's sitting quietly enjoying tv, what did it do to deserve pain?
>>689643732
>texas
>>689642480
Lol for once a half decent fluffy mother and this guy just fuck it all
>>689630436
You're a pedophile sadist
>>689643921
I know that dance from some anime or something but I don't know which...
>>689644264
existing is enough
>>689642480
After work I went back home to check up on Peanut and her baby. I opened the door and saw them cowering under a blanket. Probably because of the "dawkies". They hate the dark. She had named named the baby Raisin. A fucking stupid name but I've heard worse from fluffies. I guess she was still in shock over having her babies taken from her. I coaxed her out with sketties and toys and she eventually said "Fank you nice mistuh" and, having felt better about her situation, I left her to tend to her child and told her I'd be back and we would play.
I still didn't know what to do with the foals downstairs. I checked up on them and saw they were barely breathing huddled under a blanket. Probably starving because they cant even open their eyes yet let alone feed themselves. I gave them some cow milk to do them until I could find something better. I decided the best course of action would to be get them a new sit in mother.
I put a bowl of "sketties" on the street hoping to catch a mare. The first one walked down the street and ran towards the food dish. A male. What was I going to do with a male? Before it could take a single bite I grabbed it with a net I had brought.
"Put Bwubewwy down wight now ow ou awe gonna be werwy so-" before it could finish what it was saying I plunged my Ka-bar into it's throat, slitting it ear to ear and threw it into the bushes still gasping and gagging. I didn't even really think about it. I was just thinking that I didn't want to have to make more fucking spaghetti for the trap. The next was a herd including a couple of females. One looked used up but the other one didn't have babies yet. She was still kind of young but looked full of milk. I lured them to a back alley and one by one I slit their throats until I got to the one I wanted.
I got her back to the basement. She begged "Pweese nice mistuh be nu daddeh. Fwuffy wan be mammuh and ne sketties."
So she was pregnant. Must have been too early for me to really tell.
>>689644264
Such a cute fluffy.
>>689640615
Dear christ I hope not
>>689644785
good, gooooood
Why don't we post comics with humanized fluffies
>>689646434
What, like anthros? Or do you mean comics with people acting like fluffies?
>You're Fluff Magnum, private investigator friend
>This city never sleeps, and neither do you
>Well, you take sleepie times, but that's different, okay?
>Soon after wakies, you hear a hoofsie knocking on the side of your office
>You scramble to make the place presentable, and stick a cigarette butt in your mouth so your
visitor will know how cool you are
>You slide behind your desk (A shoebox) just as a big, mean looking fluffy trods by your door
>Judging by the booboo-mark over one of his eyes, this was Thwacker, one of Slimtip's goons
>The two of you share a cautious hug over the desk before getting down to business
>Thwacker grumbles "Hey dummeh, da boss wan' yu to investi... 'vestiga... wook inna sumfin'. Be at
Owd Mista Chang's nummy pwace befowe da dawk time ow-"
>"Yeah, yeah, ow get bigges' owies, Magnum know" you say, trying your hardest to sound tough while
hiding the tear you shed at being called a dummy
>"Den we done hewe" Thwacker states before snatching up a cigarette butt in his teeth and waddling
out of your office
>You breath a sigh of relief, which catches in your throat when he fixes you with a glare over his
shoulder
>Old Mister Chang was a nice human who sometimes gave out nummies to feral fluffies like you
>Word on the street was that Slimtip ran his operations out of the old man's basement, because Old
Mister Chang liked having fluffies around without having to actually take care of them
>If you were going to make it to his nummy place before the dark time, you had to leave right away
>Poopies, and you were looking forward to befriending some pretty mares today, if you know what you
mean
>You mean give them special huggies, in case you didn't know what you mean
>Digging some garbage in your office's alley, you find some nummies to tide you over for the trip
>They're not pretty, but biggest owies are so bad not pretty doesn't even begin to describe them
>You tuck them into your fluff and head out on the long waddle ahead of you
>So long as you don't draw attention to yourself, most humans don't even notice you
>That's the most important lesson of feral life
>The fluffy that stands up, gets grated
>And for that reason you only stand up for huggies
>After numerous rest stops, nummy breaks, and hug-moots with other ferals, you arrive at the glowing
neon oasis of Mister Chang's
>Fluffies young and old mill about in the side alley, their tummies grumbling for some competitively
priced Chinese grub
>You spot a stream of fluffies waddling towards a little side door, with a fat brown bouncer
watching over them
>You push through the crowd, ignoring pleas for hugs or nummies
>The dark time was almost here
>Finally you come nosie to nosie with the bouncer, and size him up
>Judging by the collar around his neck, this fluffy was a domestic
>Domestics are something of a laughing stock among feral fluffies
>Living with humans taking care of them made them soft in the thinkie place
>And not good soft, like fluff
>Bad soft, like moldy old cheesy nummies
>"Hey, who yu?" coughs the fat bouncer
>"Me Fwuff Magnum, maybe yu heawd of me?" you reply while striking a cool pose
>"Whatebew, get down dewe nao"
>A little shocked by his failure to acknowledge your awesomeness, you waddle silently past and into
the gloom of the basement
>You recognize Nosie Phil, a fellow private investigator friend, and most of the movers and shakers
in the feral community as well
>The basment is abuzz with chattering high-pitched voices
>The usual greetings and babbles reach your ear, but one common refrain abounds
>"Where is Slimtip?"
>Apparently you were all gathered for the same reason, but with Slimtip involved that reason was
unlikely to be good
>Against a wall lean several colourful boxes, all with stringies leading out of them
>You stare at the pretty colours until a strange sensation draws your attention
>Your fluff begins to tingle, which is usually your sign to get the hell out of Dodge
>Suddenly, a fluffy appears out of nowhere
>He lifts his hooves away from his face and sneers at the amazed crowd
>But something was off about this fluffy...
>He had a horn... AND WINGIES TOO
>OH THE HORROR
>"Hewwo GUD fwuffies!" he announces, "I haf gathewed you aww today because yu aww de onwy fwuffies
who could stop mah masta pwan"
>Unfortunately this announcement goes unheard above the sound of panicking fluffy ponies
>Bad babies are scary enough, but a full-grown one was terrifying
>You stand your ground among the surging masses and do some Fluff-Chi breathing exercises to calm
your rapidly beating heart
>Some toughie friends have circled the alicorn and attempt to buck him, but the alicorn's superior
size and strength give it the upper hand
>He impales a fluffy on his terrible horn and tosses it into the mob
>"SIWEEENCE!!!" the bad fluffy screams
>This actually manages to stun the fluffies into a fearful quiet
>This actually manages to stun the fluffies into a fearful quiet
>You take advantage of the distracted attention to nudge your way closer
>The alicorn clears his throat
>"Nao dat we sowted dat out, I haf impowtant announcement to make"
>"Time fo' yu aww to take fowevah sweepies!" he cries
>The alicorn produces a burnie stick from inside his fluff and strikes it against the ground, then
drops the lit flame against a string on the ground
>The string catches fire, and starts sending sparkies towards the colourful boxes you saw earlier
>The alicorn cackles madly and makes a dash for the door
>Fortunately you were positioned perfectly to intercept the bad fluffy
>As you stare down the sizeable abomination barreling towards you, you begin to regret your
fortuitous placement
>Thinking fast, you reach into your fluff and toss some not pretty nummies into the alicorn's eyes
>A day in your fluff has putrefied the nummies, reducing them to a foul sludge
>Your surprise-nummies special causes the alicorn to shriek and trip over his own hoovsies, sending
him rolling to your feet
>You turn and give him the buck of the century, knocking him back what must be several inches
>Disoriented, the alicorn rises to a crouched stance and glares fiercely at you
>You circle each other for a few moments before pouncing
>The alicorn's greater mass sends you flying backwards, and he is on you in an instant
>Blunt teeth snap at your neck as you desperately push him back
>A bright light from the corner of your eye alerts you to the fact that you were lying on the
string, and the sparkies were quickly approaching
>"Wook ovah dewe!" you manage to gasp out
>The alicorn falls for the distraction and swings his head around, allowing you to trip him
>With you now on top, the sparkies are seconds away
>A vicious hornbutt nearly smacks you off, but you press the alicorn with the strength of a large
guinea pig
>The sparkies slip under the alicorn's fluff where they are snuffed out, but a thin line of smoke
drifts up to meet your nosie
>The alicorn stares in shock for a moment before shoving you off and rolling to his hoovsies
>The sparkies have lit a small fire on his rump, which quickly spreads to consume his entire body
>You dive out of the way as the alicorn runs around erratically, screaming his lungs out as he goes
>A loud bang resounds through the room as the door swings open and Mister Chang steps through
>He takes one look at the scene and stomps on the flaming alicorn's skull
>"Don't make me come down here again, or you'll end up as tonight's special" he says sternly
>"Sowwy Mista Chang" come the apologetic chorus of the remaining fluffies
>"And don't let me catch you playing with my fireworks anymore" he mutters as he picks up the
colourful boxes
>After the old man leaves, a stream of tired fluffies march up the steps and up into the alley
>The evening's entertainment had left you all burned out, and a pile of snoozing fluffies soon forms
behind some garbage cans
>Your drooping eyelids call you to the fluffpile, but the still-smoking alicorn body keeps you awake
for one more thing
>A few small fires still smoulder in the wreckage
>You carefully approach one and tap a cigarette into the heat
>Placing the now-lit smokie stick in your mouth, you look over the carnage with a grin
>Fluff Magnum, you did it again
>>689644785
"Sorry. I don't need anymore babies right now." I took a ball-pine hammer and started hammering her stomach until I was sure it was enough. She fell over to her side holding herself sobbing and saying "wowstest owies". I didn't care. I needed a milkbag if the other fluffies were to survive. I liked Peanut and didn't want her other babies to just die but I also knew that eventually all four would be far too much to handle. The way I looked at it, this was for and Raisin's own good. This other feral shitrat I couldn't give a fuck about. I saved off her legs and put her in the cage so the babies could feed.
I made my way back upstairs and went into Peanut's room. She was cleaning Raisin with her tongue, singing "Pwetty, pwetty babbeh, cwean, cwean babbeh." She was growing really attached to Raisin very fast, even beyond their engineered maternal instincts typically allowed. The way I see it is that the love of 4 babies were now focused on just this one baby. In my eyes this little experiment in rearing a proper fluffy was working. I told her she didn't have to sit alone in her room and she could come watch TV with me.
The commentary she gave on everything was kind of sweet. Actually most of it was just "scawwy monstuh" as she shielded Raisin's eyes as well as her own. Over the course of the next few weeks I saw he love for Raisin grow and I continued to care for the babies in the basement. We had some good times and sometimes I had to bring out the sorry stick when she or Raisin shit in the floor or just got out of line. She and her baby grew closer and more disciplined every single day. I gave them matching bows to wear in their fluff and gave them all an assortment of treats and toys to share. Everything was shaping up to be the best, most pleasant fluffy owning experience I've ever had. Their relationship and obedience shattered my preconceived notions of what fluffies were capable of.
Until one day I got bored.
>>689647333
I'll have to finish tomorrow if anyone cares.
>>689647865
Make sure you save what you wrote previously to catch people up to speed tomorrow.
>>689647865
I was about to say that you better hurry, only 3 posts until the thread expires
>>689646566
I just want to see tortured kids
>>689643531
That pink mare looks like a colleague of mine. Now I go to work and think of this when I see her fat face.
>>689648101
>>689630670
>still waiting for fluffy runner to finish
>>689648124
Go find a rekt thread, there's always accidents with kids in those threads or straight up abuse.
Anyone here know what Bozdo is?
is it something along the lines of zalgo?
>>689647333
This is great. He's trying so hard, and yet his failure is massive.
>>689649258
It's Fluffy Zalgo.
