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What's got ya down, /b/?
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>>689614558
nothing, I'm quite happy
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A lot of things and I don't know why, I just make myself unhappy.
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>>689614878
you dont have to lie
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>>689615147
You're right, I don't
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>>689614558
I can't give enough people my happiness. I can't help enough people.
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>>689615361
I don't even have any.
Be happy.
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>>689614558
Well, not necessarily me, but a thread was posted earlier about trying to summon moot/mods, and Cheese Pizza was posted in it. It was saddening.
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>>689614558

Who the hell are you and why should I give a damn what you have to say?
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>>689614558
Nothing I am happy, besides you still have to fucking do a degree gook.
Fuck you. Yeah, it is me
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>>689615723
>sutblly acting for cp
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>>689614558
I want to be polite but i always come out as crude and impolite. People around me are surprised when i talk and on top of that everyone forgets within minutes that i helped them.
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>>689615763
The dog murderer?
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>>689616152
Nope, the one who is majoring in neuroconductual science and always arranges racial slurs chong
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>>689614558
I'm good at my job. I'm 21, get decently paid for jobs i usually relatively like doing. I still don't know if this passions me enough. Recently my family started making big money, I've been told i can choose anything to do and study. Was happy for a bit, still empty now.

Oh, I also had a fuckfriend who got attached, scared me away, told her we'd stop fucking. Finally she understood. Then we went to a music festival together, she got hit on a lot and i got jealous, so last day of festival i fucked her before anyone could.

I don't want to feel anything for her. I want to be happy.
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>>689616509
>Nope, the one who is majoring in neuroconductual science and always arranges racial slurs chong
Ok what are you, a foe to Alice then?
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>>689614558
Mutherfucking PIZZA HUT rejected my job application
Twice
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>>689617401
It's not Pizza Hut's fault; stop acting as if it is.

It's your own fault for not being qualified enough to be employed at Pizza Hut.
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>>689617594
I never claimed it was their fault, but in this case it is. I have years of fast food experience and I personally know most of the employees and even the manager.
And why the fuck are you so upset by it anyway? You some sort of pizza hut fanboy?
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>>689614558
I need some help,Pleas
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What's this supposed to mean, Alice? There's nothing wrong with me, so I'm confused.
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>>689615937
>implying
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>>689617018
I am psychologist you.bloody cunt. And in all the fucking threads you niggers made didnt even recognized a single fucking shit.
I know that someone who opens up in b should be in a nuthouse, but you should know that someone who is fucked up could follow your shitty pseudo medic advice and keep living in the fucking disease of life that suffers. All by your uncompetent annoying wannabe hobby.
Major in psychology and after that try to do it cunt.
Fuck you.
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>>689619207
You don't seem like a psychologist. You seem like a bitch.
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>>689618674
Not Alice, real psychofag here.
You are not nuts. Thats not a real personality disorder test. Fix your self confidence and social anciety before is to o late doing team.sports or taking part in any sort of.club that seems appealing to you.
The only day you can achieve things is today
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>>689614558
have to shit, don't want to get up
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>>689619549
What made you think I have social anxiety?
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I haven't seen my daughter in six months, her second birthday is in 13 days. I'm a fucking alcoholic who doesn't make enough money for where I live and everyone I know hates me after a few weeks.
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>>689619207
Never said I was an Alice fan. Also, nice salt. Extra Also: I know that Alice is a real psychologist so go fuck yourself for thinking my reply was a hate comment.
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I'm pretty sure Alice isn't op. How dare you use her picture?
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>>689619447
Do I seem like a bitch? Do I seem like some fucktard who couldn even learn the Krebs cycle in.his teens?
The.nearest you have been to science book was when the chess club rejected you after you tried to carry the books of your waifu nigger.
Been majoring my ass for two years and four years of college.
You could suck my cock and I would load more knowledge in your broca and wernicke zones than all the shit that will get out in your whole life you double nigger
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The Fire Nation attacked

And my dog broke its leg
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>>689620152
Firstly it's funny that you mentioned chess, because I'm a chess master. Secondly, the way you talk makes you seem like an idiot. Even if someone like you got a degree in psychology, you wouldn't get any respect. You act like an adolescent teen.
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>>689620082
Excuse me if I misunderstood you, but she has of psychologist what I have of nigger in my blue eyes.
Roastie as fuck because she wouldnt diagnose a disorder even if the patient is dropping shit on her chong belly and besides she is doing the fucking Luria over here.
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>lazy cunt who dropped out of college
>can't get gf
>overly emotional crybaby >overreact whenever I fuck something up
>emotions rule my head with an iron fist
>only escape is to smoke weed
JUST
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>>689620152
It's also odd how you mentioned science books, because I'm majoring in Physics and Mathematics. Quite an inaccurate assumption. I don't think I believe you're even able to speak English, much less go through any college courses.
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>>689620578
>of psychologist what I have of nigger in my blue eyes.
>Roastie as fuck because she wouldnt diagnose a disorder even if the patient is dropping shit on her chong belly and besides she is doing the fucking Luria over here.
Feels like non-sense.
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>>689614558
I'm white, rich and I have a big dick.
I want to kill myself.
Fuck life.
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>>689620403
1980 elo here btw
Yeah, I acted like that. Now you see how people react when you call them bitch.
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>>689614558
Lack of a girlfriend.
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>>689620738
It's barely even English, lol.
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What's it called when your not suicidal but you can't find and reason to live and there is no happiness in your life?
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>>689614558
I have sunburn.
It hurts, I want to die.
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>>689620925
That's the joke.
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>>689614558
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjH04nSWDxc
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I can't get child porn
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>>689615944
this is the exact same problems i have

try taking some communication skills training classes
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>>689620894
2375 Elo. You were being a bitch. You didn't even form coherent speech, so I don't know about what you were even ranting.
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>>689620911
Try traps.
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>>689621185
I don't want to get shot by Muslims.
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>>689621311
Kek and checked
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>>689620704
More fluently that you would ever manage to.learn french,spanish and russian. Excuse.my poor assumption, I should have refeered to biology books, anyway have you heard about that hyperintrusism shit that joints quantum physics and neurophisiology?
I will answer like I am talked to , I think there is nothing further from reality than /b/
I will be a butthurt with Alice as far as I am able.
Her diagnosys are awfull and she just resolutes to tap people in the head while they should be attending a psychiatrist
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>>689621311
Fuck pork then.
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>>689614558
i'm thinking i have schizoid personality disorder, ask me something to see if that's what's it
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>>689621144
Thanks
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>>689614558
Is that avatar poster with the pink hair legit crazy?
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>>689621651
I'm no polygot, but I speak multiple languages and still manage to remain accurate in English. That's not the point. Alice has helped me and many others many a time, so it's unfair to be so critical of her.
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>>689621179
Not ranting Karpov, claming that wannabes that want to help, should get a diploma and some knowledge before trying to fix someones life.
Congrats for your ELO again btw.
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>>689622338
I'm no Karpov unfortunately. Regardless of qualification, Alice helps people feel better, so it's a bit odd to see people criticizing her.
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>>689622055
This aint my first language so please, again excuse any grammar mistakes. She might have helped. Talking in fact helps a lot in mental disorders. More that we could imagine. But symptoms might get hidden and stay low for a while until you get fucked up again. And thats something Alice cant fix. If you break your knee you go to the thraumatologist not to the pharmacy.
> me out
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>>689622574
As said here
>>689622954
And keep on practicing , I will apply next year to the national team.
Hope to see you
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>>689614558
There's this girl that about two weeks ago said we were just friends. But today I mentioned it and she said "I never said we couldn't be more" and I just can't stop thinking about it. Is she playing me?
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Where is the real Alice?

This thread seems dull and cold without her
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>>689623774
Agreed. This is a tease
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>>689623985
It's so boring without my Alice-chan
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>>689623774
Guess she's busy. Haven't checked on these threads in a few weeks. I miss anything?
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>>689614558
>got into uni
>taking up math from previous years to catch up and be prepared
>progress is starting to go slower
>time is running out

What if i don't make it? What if i drop out?
I finally got in with luck after 4 years, but my math skills is not where they should be.
I don't know what i will do if i fail. Life would be pointless. I'm afraid that i would go down a slope that i can't get out off again if you understand what i'm getting at.
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>>689614558
All my friends are dying from heroin overdose....
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>>689624397
I haven't been here in a while either so I don't know. I guess she got tired of all the trolls
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Am circumcised and it sucks. Got opted for an inferior penis model without even being asked.

I've been restoring for 4 years and only about half way done. But even once I'm done, I'm not gonna have half of the specialized parts that make the foreskin work so well. Fuck me.
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>>689624904
Nah. That doesn't sound like her.
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>>689625250
>Falling for Jewish tricks
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>>689625525
Where do you think she is then?

I like lurking her threads because I want to learn how to be a good person just like her
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>>689625710
You can be a good person without her. Hell, you wanting to be a good person makes you a good person, at least in my book.
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>>689625884
I don't even know where to start...
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>>689626025
Try to help others and be patient with them. Be kind. That's a good way to start.
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>>689626025
Be nice to people, there you go. You're now a good person.

You don't need to save the world to be a good person.
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>>689625884
Not the same anon, but when i'm trying to be a good person/letting friends went out on me they very often are not interested in what i have to say and if i come with suggestions or sympathy they are very often just venting out more and or are starting to argue.
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The girl i like lost his father today and i dont know how to make her feel better.
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>>689614558
I think i have depression, or I'm trying to compensate for something that happened in my life still.

Its caused me to be in a relationship I don't want to be in, a switch in friends, and a bad drug habbit.

Some work related and family issues could be connected to it, but i have a funny feeling that its mostly just me.

I think i need to see someone professional or jump to rehab for a bit to kick the habbit.

Best way to tackle this?
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>>689626403
That's a normal human reaction. Most people need to release their anger on something preferably the closest thing to them. Just let them vent for a minute and then try to help.
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W-what fresh hell is this, where a l-lady can't even depend on her header not being stolen?
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>>689626533
Give her time. She'll think you want to take advantage of her or something. Women are difficult during stress.
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>>689626533
>i dont know how to make her feel better

You can't _make_ anyone feel better. Christ. What a servile beta you must be.
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>>689626790
It's not the same
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Oh boy... real Alice is here

time to go

-flies away-
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>>689626533
Buy them shit. Bitches love money.
I'm getting disgusted just thinking about it.
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>>689626638
Try seeing the doctor. Don't go cold turkey. If you don't want a doctor, have a friend hold you back from going overboard
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>>689627024
It absolutely is t-the header I use every time, made f-for me by my dearest friend.

>>689627125
Oh? And h-here you seemed to be wanting to see me. How odd.

>>689627182
N-not all women, Anonymous.
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>>689627182
Do you like women?
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>>689627262
Post hand.
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>>689624486
Could i please get some wise words about this.
I don't really have anyone else to talk to without my fake pride getting crushed.
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>>689614558
can't get a job
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A petition was signed with 120,000 signatures to ban AR-15s

;_; muh gunz
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>>689624486
khan academy. google it. it can be very helpful. alice recommended it to me
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>>689627468
Get a job
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>>689627532
you dont need an AR-15 you fucking retard
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>>689627308
I do. I just don't like the goals some of them have.
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>>689627561
My negro. Khan academy is so comfy
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>>689627604
it isnt called the bill of needs, faggot
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I'm sexually frustrated. My current girlfriend is uncomfortable when I try to make a move on her and this makes me feel like a complete asshole because I can't fulfill my physical needs and keep up with her emotional needs at the same time. The relationship started about 3 or 4 weeks ago and I'm not sure if I want to continue it. I really need to lose my virginity by next month for the sake of my ego. Please help
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>>689627532
Compared to 10+ million who petitioned to keep it.
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>>689614558
having trouble getting started with improving my life thanks to my hobbies and studies. Any good advice for getting through this?
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>>689627674
yeah and it doesnt say you have the right to bear AR-15's faggot. It says "arms".
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>>689627658
Just get a dick made of gold and jizzes out money and chocolate and you'll be set for life.
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>>689624486

I know how you feel. Is there a reason why you take maths or is it a requirement? I used to feel the same way but then i figured out that I needed it and eventually was more interested. If its a requirement for another subject that you're doing, you should figure out why it is a requirement and how it helps. That will wrap your head around things better because now you can see the applications for certain things which helps you understand it and also makes you a little more excited for a subject because it has ties to something you are passionate about. I can guarantee the rest is just study and you will definitely be able to pass. But if it's completely unrelated or its just a thing you picked up because you heard it will employ you a better job, you should drop it.
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>>689627775
S-stop that.
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>>689627775
kek
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>>689627775
>>689627879
Wat
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>>689627262
but i know you dont want to see me
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>>689627561
>>689627664
I do use khan in fact. It is my precious, my angel, my partner in time.
I would be absolutely fuckt without it.
When does it stop being useful btw? Does it teach you everything?
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The mask I wear is all I know. I don't know who I really am
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My wife is leaving me
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>>689628162
I m-mostly don't like impersonators n-nor people who accuse me of committing cyber r-rape.

So no, I don't want to see someone who would so blatantly lie to Gray.

>>689628196
It's q-quite useful even through multivariable calculus
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>>689627879
>Didn't post hand :^(
If you're really her, in any case, it's good to see you Alice
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>>689627775
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>>689626235
Hmm... I do that already.. how do I keep them for walking all over me and taking advantage of me without hurting their feelings?

>>689626251
Its not that easy... I need to build a rep
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>>689628350
I already g-gave you my hand; what more do you want, trust seeking Anon?

That said, it is good to see you too <4
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>>689628322
So that anon I was talking to on Skype was the real Gray?
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>>689628526
pic
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It has come to my attention as a maid that I should clean up this thread with these notes:
1. This thread wasn't made by the 'real' Alice
2. Alice doesn't call others 'faggots'
3. The imposters are real and REAL bad at your jobs m8
4. Any links posted with the words 'alicelied' are made up of a very poor smear campaign against my dear friend, Alice.
5. ????
6. Profit.
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>>689628432
>Its not that easy... I need to build a rep
The rep will build itself. Just be there when people need you and stay nice.
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>>689628526
I w-wouldn't know; it isn't as if w-we keep in contact.
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>>689628487
>Gave you my hand.
L-lewd
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>>689628646
*laughs* If t-that was all it took, I think my life w-would be very different.

>>689628669
Did you find what you wanted to, out of my hand, Anonymous?
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>>689627828
I want to be a computer engineer. Programming or network stuff.

I have started to find an interest in mathematics, but it was after i was done with high school.
The problem is that i feel to stupid to go trough with this shit at such a fast phase i guess.
It's hard to put words on my thoughts and feelings. It's not something that i usually do. I don't like to bother anyone.
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>>689628646
i'm also bad at helping people x.x.

>>689628654
Hmm... only person I told about the cyber rape was that anon on Skype though :/
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>>689628602
D-don't you EVER a-ask me or my son a-anything about p-psychology ever again.
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What do I do with this giant spider in my toilet?
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>>689628888
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>>689628854
Look into discrete math; it's very different from what you have already learned, and extremely helpful with engineering and programming.

>>689628856
You mean lied about to.
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>>689628796
N-nothing
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>>689628888
Crush it with your thumb
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>>689629045
I h-hope it wasn't for nothing then.
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>>689620152
yes
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>>689629126
>trying too hard
>the amount of tags in dat filename
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>>689614558
I'm sad that the ballloontime suicide thread got 404'd
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>>689628854

visit projecteuler. try solving those questions. that introduced me to discrete maths and expanded my maths knowledge. the problems are really fun and satisfying to solve too
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>>689628796
>*laughs* If t-that was all it took, I think my life w-would be very different.
I mean, yeah that's all it takes for me to just be recognized a generally nice and helpful person.~
I don't try to save the world anymore.

>>689628856
>i'm also bad at helping people x.x.
Then keep watching how others do and keep trying~
You might not be as bad as you think you are~
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>>689614558
I've lost my best friend, two friends, and my girlfriend to suicide. My parents hate me and want me to be more like my brother. I can't function in real life.

I have PTSD, depression, and BPD.

My plan right now is to just do a bunch of crazy shit while i'm still in college and then off myself when I graduate.
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>>689629185
Nah. It's a pleasure to talk to you.
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>>689628888
nice get

>>689629041
yes...
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I 'suffer' from blunted/flat affect. This normally isn't too bad of an issue, but my little sister is going in for heart surgery tomorrow and I have no idea how to feel, let alone how to comfort her and help her get through this. What can I do to be there for her? I just want to be a good brother for her.
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>>689629400
they'll become more and more distant if I don't help them correctly
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>>689614558
Depersonalization, i want to kill myself so bad. Get too many drugs or get in a firefight with a cop or some shit, idk
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>>689622574
>see people criticizing her.
>her

I don't see any tits faggot seems like a wafu loving faggot to me
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>>689629535
I'm the same way. I always considered it basically being uncontrollably level-headed all the time.
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I'm sad that there's no ID's on /b/...:( how will I know who I am talking to?
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>>689629684
By talking to them
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>>689629126
But these comments tell me I'm hitting bang on the mark.
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Need more weed.
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>>689629458
I am g-glad to hear it. <4 I've f-found myself in q-quite bad company lately...
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>>689629598
We all make mistakes~
You can't save the world. If you're trying hard enough and showing them that you really mean to be of any help, they won't get distant~
Unless you're being a complete dick to them.
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>>689629643
That's why I said it isn't usually a problem. But she doesn't need a stone-faced emotionless wall right now, she needs a brother.
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>>689629684
>comes to /b/, infamous for anonymity
>complains about anonymity
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>>689629368
>>689629041
This seems very cool, but i have to pass math and physics before i actually start my first year of the engineering studies. it's like a precourse.

But thank you anons, i already feel more confident somehow.
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>>689629970
Who's the bad company?
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>>689630062
*waves her hand* Oh j-just some trolls. Nothing I d-don't get every thread.
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>>689630062
I-ISIL and s-such.
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>>689630036
>using cuckbook memes
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>>689629849
Sorry, I don't know if you know my rule of only one reply per troll per thread, but you've exceeded the limit. Have a very safe day!
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>>689630300
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>>689630144
I'm sure it'll get better.
>>689630230
lel
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VG9iaW4gS2V5IDIx

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evsqe kfhrk swnjo obzpl khkaj xwhpp suesp bjim8

shell shock?
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>>689629991
im very patient with people and I love listening...but i'm not very good at giving the right advice

>>689630300
she is scariest touhou
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>>689614558
Being trans. Literally kills me everyday. It's such a hangup that I can't get past.
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>>689630504
T-the caliphate is n-no laughing matter, anon!
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>>689630696
Stop being trans then genius
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>>689630504
I t-think it'll get worse before it g-gets better. But I've g-got a tugsten will, s-so I'll be fine <4
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>>689630686
Practice. Try not to rush it.
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i came to /b/ for a quick fap, ended up with only feels.
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>>689630839
Mods ?
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>>689630921
Did you use your tears as lube?
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>>689619447
More of a cunt than a bitch. It's a fine line.
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>>689630839
Oh fuck

ABANDON THREAD
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>>689630782
Fuck, I wish! Tried that forever.
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>>689630839
It's just a photo with a kids head shopped in
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>>689631055
Nah man, i don't feel like it anymore.
I'm just going to turn on a cozy movie about two peoples finding love or some shit and sleep.
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>>689631213
Sweet dreams, anon.
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>>689631213
Night-Night
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>>689630835
Good to hear
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>>689631213
Why you pretending to be a girl
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>>689614558
In the wake of getting accepted to transfer to my first pick University (everything paid), I was just diagnosed with MS. I'm still on a heavy steroid treatment, and feel some discomfort, but I've got family, friends, and marijuana.

If anything, I feel for all those people in this thread who don't have good times to weigh out the bad, or people to help them through the hard news.

But it is hard news, so it felt better typing it out.
See you faggots around.
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>>689629422
lmao no one cares
no one even cares enough on /b/ to tell me to an hero
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Alice, I don't have a problem I want to talk about for once. No advice or information I need.

I just want to say thank you. For helping me and many others. The amount of trolls and nonsense you put up with would push anyone away, but you still stay and help. Thank you for what you do, it matters. <4
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My friend contracted HIV after his boyfriend cheated on him with someone that had it. His boyfriend didn't say anything, so my friend didn't find out until a couple of months later. It was the guy that his boyfriend cheated with, that had to tell him.

My other friend just got cucked pretty bad by his girlfriend. He's been in love with her for over 10 years. She left him on a whim to be with someone way older.

I suffer from severe depression and have thought about killing myself since I was 4. I was told by my own mother that my father didn't love me or care about me, after they got divorced. It wasn't until I became an edgy teenager that I learned my entire life was a lie. My mother had been denying him visitation rights, saying I didn't want to see him, while telling me that my father didn't want anything to do with me. She lied to me and used me for 150 dollars a month...

I grew up with shoes too small, clothes nearly half as old as I was, and a poor diet. Cereal, potatoes, spaghetti, and sometimes broiled chicken. I am a picky eater, so anything with too much flavor hurts my mouth. I still like sour and spicy things, though. But I have acid reflux, so no matter what I eat, it results in heartburn, further solidifying my bland picky eating habits...

My father died recently, after a long battle with cancer. I tried to make it into the military but my health has been so bad, that I couldn't make it all the way through. I'm sick almost every day and just been considering killing myself, since my life began.

But I still have hope in humanity because as fucked up as my life has been, there's someone out there that has it worse. I just want to help other people be happy and laugh...
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>>689631797
*laughs softly* I'm j-just a girl who loves Anonymous, silly. Nothing s-special about me.

However, t-this is an imposters thread, s-so...
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Where did Alice go?
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>>689631759
seek real help anon. That shit is to hardcore for a stranger on internet to help you with.
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>>689631587
Stay strong anon, you'll get through this just fine. Good luck in Uni.
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>>689632005
I t-think I scared off whoever w-was hosting the thread. Uhm. S-sorry!
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>>689631759
I'll do it. Duck tape your head to the bottom of a school bus.
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>>689631759
You don't deserve help you are a little bitch
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>>689632050
I've got real help. I didn't really expect to get anything from this. It just feels good to say it sometimes. I guess I'm just another attention whore.

>>689632211
That doesn't reliable. Though the reactions of the possible kids around makes me chuckle a bit.
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>>689632193
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Met this girl a few days back, said she'd text me and didn't.
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>>689614558
Fucking kids these days and not using the peanuts version of that gif
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>>689632451
So text her instead. Don't worry and wait, take the initiative.
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>>689632451
Stop being so annoying
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>>689614558
I lost it all in the stock market. Used margin trading to make huge profit then got greedy. I have nothing. Lots of sleepless nights and the feeling of it being too unreal, like a nightmare. I've come down to reality now and it hurts, more than anything.
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>>689632575
complete idiot you are
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>>689632124
you missed my post
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>>689632575
Lesson learned: don't be a jew.
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>>689631980
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>>689632574
That's shopped right? Name of the girl?
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I want to cum inside Alice.
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>>689632887
This chick looks likes she's strait outta Stone Ocean
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>>689633034
O-okay anonymous, just this once <4
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>>689632575
valeant. Solid books, great business model.
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>>689632887
W-why the st-stink face?
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>>689633034
I know right? Femanons makes me hard as diamond !
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>>689633185
P-pretending t-to be me, while I'm s-still here, isn't v-very nice...
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>>689633227
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>>689614558
my memes are not dank enough
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>>689633222
>messy hair

no thanks
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>>689633185
You're not a girl
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>>689632575
>>689633184
tfw it was valeant that made me lose it all, rode it from 35 to 29 with margin. FUCK BILL ACKMAN.
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>>689632560
I didn't get her number. I was on E during a night out manage to make out with her and she asked for my number before she left but I didn't get hers. Found her fb though but idk if I should add her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKwsU1JJ9Uo
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>>689633316
You're just another imposter to me.
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>>689633222
who dis
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>>689633432
Just add her and say hi. Be casual. It's what fuckin' Facebook is for.
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>>689633540
Ah, I r-recognize you; having f-fun, are we?

>>689633586
>>689633586

T-that's me Anonymous, Alice.
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>>689633586
Alex
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>>689633222
>>689633286
>>689633358
Alice is CUTE.CUTE!
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>>689633388
Had a feeling. Still I'd sell it, and keep whatever you have left.

Investing on hype, speculation, trends will get you every time. If people are talking about it, stay the fuck away from it.
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>>689633620
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now i don't know who the real alice-chan is
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>>689633707
A-ah...don't s-say such things...I'm n-nothing special..
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>>689633676
No way post another pic then
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>>689633608
I don't want to come off as intrusive, we only knew each other's first names and I'll probably look like a stalker for that.
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>>689633749
That's the secret. There is no real Alice.
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>>689633848
H-here you are <4
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>>689633839
CUTE!
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>>689633971
For someone who frequents 4chan you'd think there'd be a timestamp
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Alice starter kit:
http://www.zerochan.net/Alice+Margatroid?s=random
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>>689633950
I knew it... she's a fake
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My dad is losing his battle with cancer and is denying it.
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>>689614558
I have no inspiration in my life, my friends will soon be moving on, and I can't get myself to care about anything. Flunking out of uni soon and my parents don't know yet.
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M-Maybe this will cheer you up, A-Anonymous!
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>>689634229
My dad too... I'm sorry to hear that
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>>689634257
Anon, FUCK UNI. Grades don't mean shit, I'm sure you're talented in an extreme way in something, if you've already found it then stick to it and dedicate yourself to it 100%, fuck what anyone says, even your family (they will not support you, and that's ok - it's fucking scary for them) but in the end it will pay off, for you and them. Rock the fuck on.
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>>689620971
Depression
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>>689634632
wise words mr. pepe
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>>689614558
A girl just basically cut all communication with me for no reason. I was genuinely interested in her too.
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>>689635003
That's a clever way of saying 'hot'.
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>>689614558
Why are you so unhappy you have to ask if we are until someone finally asks how you are?
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>>689635541
Projecting much?

Also, how are you?
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>>689614558
I'm starting to really hate being in the presence of other people. I feel like this may be because my family is slightly toxic and I'm stuck here for another year because they won't pay for uni if I get a job...
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Alice where did you go?
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>>689635768
I'm exhausted. Patiently waiting until January so I can move back to Jamaica and live da free life mon'.
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My girlfriend has me down.
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>>689636239
she is blowing my dick atm. she will be back in 5.
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>>689614558
I have no friends and school's out. On Snapchat I see all these people going out all the time and having fun and I'm home alone because I chose to be friends with a bunch of fucking nerds in high school. I have terrible social skills but a likeable personality, and no one ever wants to do anything with me because I'm a fucking nobody. I wish my parents would've told me to stay in baseball in elementary. I did met this one girl and she gave me her number and we just started texting until we fell asleep. Last week she went on vacation and now she seems like she doesn't want to talk anymore, I don't know, everything is just so lame without friends. I know that posting here isn't going to help anything but I don't know where to start.
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>>689636239
She usually leaves around this time. It's late anyway. Goodnight
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>>689636452
Fuck, I wish she would talk to me. I felt so happy when we talked.
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