Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >No
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
still here
Rory-sama claimed.
>>689611031
Sorry about bitching to you. I don't really know why I do it.
>>689611549
Could be better, but that's always true.
Got my evaluation at work today and I did fucking awesome!
>>689611551
but my grill is outside and shared with 80 other people....
>kagami claimed
>>689610876
>Oh, please do go on~
Good, because I'm going to say it a lot!
>>689611549
Doing good, waking up at 9PM Isn't so great though.
>>689611154
Maids are cute
>
>>689611551
Hey Hank wassup.
Mumei claim.
still claimed
>>689610876
Raspberry lemonade is my fav
>>689611154
https://youtu.be/rVd_-3vj37Q
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Hello all
>>689611793
That's just asinine.
>>689612041
It's raining.
>>689611551
You're fast.
>>689611750
is something wrong shiro??
>>689611937
did you stay up pretty late? or just slept in a lot?!
>>689612182
it is...but i can't change it!!
>>689611930
I just really like that kind of dress...I always thought it looked good.
>We'll your cute too, don't forget it!
>>689611955
Maids indeed a cute
>
>>689612126
Sup smug
>>689612185
It's the mower.
>>689612370
Oh, just came to terms that I'm a bad person.
>>689611955
i dont think i have many
>>689612126
just the thumbnail is enough to make me more hungry
>>689612588
what?! but why do you think that??
>>689612482
Anime_was_pretty_meh.jpg
>>689612739
I only do things that benefit me.
>>689612841
Anime was shit.
>>689612700
I only have the one.
>>689612911
Picture.
>>689612370
No, my sleeping pattern is just really fucked, I sleep from 3PM-9PM the 5AM-7AM.
>r8 me.
MEH MEH MEH KIN PATSU KIN PATSU KIN PATSU MEH MEH MEH
>>689611955
We maids now?
>>689612385
M'smugger
>>689612700
Sorry m8
Akiko claimed
Boiled chicken is better than I expected
>>689612381
........yep, you'd be cute in that too~ Want one?
>Naaah, I'm really not.
>>689612496
Hank, should I buy a new mower blade? The one I've got hasn't been maintained a single bit since it was bought, and I don't think sharpening it would be worth it at this point.
The mouse pad arrived after a month or so wait, but I'm satisfied. I made a mistake though, but not incredibly noticeable.
>>689612911
>>689613012
you don't seem to do that...what's going on shiro??
>>689613050
whoa!! that's a crazy sleeping schedule, 8/10
>>689612700
Breaking the lurk to say this is one of my most favorite images. Thank you for posting it.
This is too, but meh. The lipstick is shopped.
Gonna go back to the lurk.
Say hi to Ruri for me.
>>689613476
I might like it...but I'd need to learn makeup...
>After all that calling me cute you're saying you aren't?
>You're super cute!
>>689613476
Better off just buying a new one.
rick sanchez
>>689613603
>yuuko
>>689613006
well im out as well now
>>689613201
its fine
>>689613603
its looks fine enough. i dont know who ruri is but someone else will so you know. have fun lurking
>>689613905
claimed before HH made his decision.
>>689613597
Didn't go to see my mom in hospital tonight, even though I love her very much, due to me being scared of seeing her in pain.
>>689613585
It's very thin, but it allowed very smooth movement.
>>689613597
Thanks fam. I try to improve it, but it always ends up like this.
>>689613585
Where's the mistake, I'm blind apparently.
Sweet mouse pad though.
>>689613777
Trips confirm, time to get you a cute dress~ And I dunno, I've always like natural better. Something about makeup I just can't very well get into.
>I so am not! You've seen me completely, not cute at all!
>>689613905
New blade it is. Should I pick up a clutch cable as well? This one's rusted, but after lubing it up, it seems solid enough.
>>689614189
that's understandable though....
i know how you feel shiro, it's hard to see people you love in pain, but try and visit her sometime soon!!! im sure she'll be very appreciative of it!
>>689614271
hmmm, why does it always go back to the normal stuff??
>>689614189
I think I could use a giant panda to get around. You guys know about the new Tekken perchance?
>>689614548
Buy it as a spare.
>>689611551
If you don't know, Armitage
>>689614237
Moo
>>689612841
Still wasn't in the anime
Feels bad man
>>689614548
Well I'm not sure about the makeup, I always saw it a's part of the outfit.
>Those trips confirmed cuteness as well, and I've only seen your butt! Cutie butt!
>>689614271
Top left corner. It was a mistake I made, not the manufacturer. But god damn am I still happy, the colors aren't faded or anything, and as I stated previously, it allows such smooth moment. Super easy to do spinners on osu! on this mousepad.
>>689614883
>>689615133
>>689615115
I don't even have a desk.
>feelsbadman.
>>689615370
>>689613201
Whats good?
>>689615115
This is all I can think about when someone says osu
https://youtu.be/JPVIgshtOag
http://nyanpass.com/
QOTY: would you rather have the force or super soilder abilities like strength, speed, reflex, ext.?
The force all the way
>>689614691
Will do.
>>689615058
It's your call, you're the cutie here so you know better than I!
>I am not cute! And no, trust me, you've seen me. Whether i told you it was me or not, it was me.
>>689615719
Food right now and some sleep
>smugger
>>689615794
The Force. It can give you those superpowers.
>Rory-sama
>>689615794
>Have Force
>Ride bike
>Concentrate
>I now have a FLYING bike!
Force yo. Unless extreme durability and rapid healing are part of the other deal, force has way more practical applications.
Done.
>>689615794
The force. It's genetic as well.
Late night Kotori claim.
>>689615738
Fucking weeb, I can't read this moonspeak.
>>689615794
You call this a question?
Force obviously.
>>689616317
Late night birb
>>689616317
Birb
>>689616346
>>689616440
Just hit the big button and that's all you need
>>689615794
There's only one option
>>689615738
>http://nyanpass.com/
Good site.
>>689615719
I enjoy this video.
>>689615794
Super soldier.
>>689616317
How are you birb?
>>689615794
Yeah I'd take the force as well, it takes mad focus and training but if you're badass it's easy.
>>689615794
The Force.
>>689616423
Heiya Cat!
>>689616519
Ren-chon.
>>689616543
Doing fine, a bit bored tho.. How are you?
Kelpie from Earl and Fairy. MMMMmmmm.
>>689616519
the number just goes up is that it
>>689616805
This picture was supposed to be attached. Again, Kelpie... MMMmmmm.
Naps are good
>>689616739
Doing better than I was earlier. My custom mousepad arrived, that definitely cheered me up >>689613585
>>689615794
Are we talking Jason Bourne super? Or Solid Snake superx10?
>>689615800
I really don't know. I'm just up to try it.
>Was it your friend you posted? If not then I don't recall any other pictures.
>>689616543
>>689614660
i dunno if you missed it or not
>>689615794
The force
Beam me up scotty all the way
>>689616806
Do you have sound at all?
>>689615794
You'd have to train to use the force. I'd preferred to be bestowed with unnatural abilities.
>>689617066
oh ok hol up
>>689616739
What's good?
>>689616960
I'll give you my honest opinions on it. Odds are, cute though~
>......yes.....told you, not cute...
>>689611551
Currently hiding in the bathroom at Arbips. No bleach to drink:(((((((
Claimed!
>>689617749
RIP in piece!!!
don't drink bleach tho....it's not good for you kek
>>689617749
It'll all be okay bb :(((((((((
>>689617935
>don't drink bleach tho
Someone's living the pleb life...
>>689616543
Bro we dont talk much. But I had a question, I started watching deadman wonderland is it pretty good. Im like 5-6 episodes in and its kinda meh so far.
>>689617749
I blame the niggers.
>>689611551
I'm sick i think
>>689617458
I hope so, I'd really like it.
>And I insulted your eyebrows.
Sorry! I still thought you looked good though, and that's the truth!
Also going on a bike ride real quick. Brb.
>>689616940
That looks dope AF, how is the mousepad itself? Glidey, rough or smooth?
>>689617458
Watching Scrubs and chilling until I fall asleep..
>>689618173
Why.
>>689615794
Super Soldier.
>>689618147
No, it's not very good. The manga is great though from what I've heard.
>>689618348
$.99 with free shipping, and it's smooth like butter.
>>689618131
damn....you got me lol, im a plebaroni and cheese pizza
Hehhh time for binge watching, see yah guys.
>>689618485
If I had to say how smooth it is, it'd be as smooth as this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB9PiW68yQg
Chino claimed. Hi everyone, I'm kinda new
Im 3 missions into starfox 63, life is great friends
Mizaki is still best waifu.
>>689618485
>smooth like butter
Is butter smooth?
>>689617458
Forgot to ask, whats good?
>>689618213
>I know they're bad, I used to get them waxed by my cousins ex-wife till they broke up 2 years ago. And I'd rather you be honest with how I look, because honestly, nothing you can say could make me like my look any less. At least when people are honest, I know what to work on!
So no sorrys! And really? I guess it's hard for me to accept compliments of any sort...
Have fun, stay safe!
>>689618348
Sounds nice, not gunna lie.
>>689618950
refer to >>689618877
>>689618950
Not much. Pretzels, dead battery, and a whole lotta nothin.
>Makoto
>>689618898
Welcome new friend, how are ya?
>>689618898
hey!! how are you doing?!
i hope you like it here!!!
>>689619210
Yeah, you know, Starfox 63. It's my favourite one.
>>689618911
Perfect Dark / Goldeneye or bust
>>689619178
Id love some pretzels. But Im working.
>hate peeling tiny potatoes
>but no skins in soup
Swallowing bone shards is bad, right? How bad exactly?
>>689619184
Hello, Yui-anon! I'm good, how are you?
>>689619364
Hello! I'm doing good, howre you? Thanks for the warm welcome <3
Had a good wank
About to grab dinner and drinks with my folks
I'll be back
>>689619178
Seems pretty boring to be fair :(
>>689619137
Is that a US only thing? The mousepad that is.
>>689619524
im doing great!
where's your waifu from??
>>689619524
Doing alright, unsurprisingly, I'm watching K-On.
>>689613006
Who's that?
>>689619057
>Yeah, I'll be honest. I want you to be the same with me though!
I'm the same with compliments, I'm just use to insults, when I get complimented I feel someone wants something from me.
Back now, it was just around the block with a little girl.
>>689619383
My favorite N64 game is Mario 63
>>689619514
How big is the shard
If it's small enough probably nothing will happen
>>689619210
Why you gotta do me like this moogster
>>689619497
Perfect Dark speedruns tho
>>689619615
>Had a good wank
You know what this calls for.
Hey guys!
>Penny Claim
>I've had a long few days at work
>Although very fun
>Putting new servers together is like playing with legos.
>>689619776
>N64
I'm an idiot I meant N63
>>689619816
Yui Why?
>>689619615
So is that triangle on her face her nose or her mouth?
>>689619776
Not sure but let's say 3/4ths of a toothpick big
>>689619672
Thats cool to hear! She's from "Is the Order a Rabbit?"
What about yours?
>>689619712
Haha, cool. rewatching it, I'm guessing?
>>689619767
She's from goggleo memerino she's called Mizore
>>689618898
Why hello there
>>689619514
Usually it won't hurt you too badly, though it can be a problem if they're large enough
>Most of the time your stomach can digest bone parts, because its like a fucking acid pit in that bitch
But it might hurt a little bit
>If there's blood in your shit, you're in trouble.
>>689619615
fucking pedophile cuck
>>689619816
>>689619615
Renge you did that purpose and I know it
>>689619954
>3/4ths of a toothpick
That's not good at all
>>689619794
Because I can
>>689619954
It's a lot more amusing if it's her mouth.
>>689619975
Absolutley, it's just a really good show.
>>689620099
>memerino
>>689619497
They're just Utz pretzels. Got a little baggie full from my grandpas.
>>689619668
It is, but what'cha gunna do, right? I welcome a bit of a lazy day after yesterdays BS, though.
>>689619774
>I will be 100% truthful with you, I swear!
I drowned out the insults sometime back in elementary school. I just got them so much I passively stopped hearing them. So all I heard were neutral comments, and anything positive I was quick to dismiss. The only thing I want from you, is an honest smile!
>[Pedo joke goes here]
>>689619794
I know, they're insane. Play it normally.
>goldeneye 2 player co-op is worse
>>689620100
>dont smug up the new ones
>they may get scared
>>689620100
Hello, Shinoa-anon! How are you?
>>689620190
It is! I've seen it before, it was pretty good.
>>689620107
fuck
>>689620139
fuck
>>689618358
I threw up
>menchi
>>689618898
Excellent taste.
>>689619975
huh...i haven't heard of that anime!!!
she's from lucky star! i don't know if you've heard of it
>>689620279
Oh hush you. Lemme have my fun
>>689620331
I'm quite fine. You said you're quite new here. How long have you been lurking?
>>689620338
3/4ths isn't really that big though I don't think
>If theres not pain or discomfort you'll probably be fine, if you feel like you're being stabbed in the gut, you might be
>Though your stomach can probably melt bone upon contact, you'll likely be fine.
>Maybe you'll shit out bone fragments like an owl, except out of yer arse.
>>689620480
Thank you! Kyouko is also a cutie~
>>689620610
You havent? It's fairly new, coming out in 2012. If you like coffee and lolis it's amazing~
>>689620611
Ah I've been lurking for about... three days i think. You all seem pretty nice and i wanted to join you!
>>689620611
Oh hey Smug!
>I don't know if I showed you but I took a wedding pic
>Pic related.
>Also I downloaded Owari no seraph, gonna watch a bit of it tomorrow.
>>689619668
Nope. I'll try to dig around for the coupon code that makes it 99 cents.
>>689620616
Fuck. Okay then
Cross my heart and hope to die
If I feel like I've been stabbed I'll stream my shit
>>689620940
>If you like coffee and lolis it's amazing~
Where do I sign?
>>689619975
You've got real good taste fam.
>>689620358
That's usually bad, what did you do?
>>689620274
I'm usually not the one who puts my head in the wet but you made me intrigued.
You're also damn right that days off are well deserved sometimes!
>>689620274
>100% truthful
>liars are the things that make me saddest, so I would hope you will be!
I did the same in middleschool, it sucks and I know what you went through.
>The only thing I want from you, is an honest smile!
Good! I get told I smile to much so you're going to get that sweetie!
>Expected that
>>689618898
yooooo
>>689620139
Its your duty even, no other can do what you do
>>689620279
I love hugging walls, its the best
>>689620611
i couldnt find you on telegram, didnt see the smug anywhere
>>689620940
Then I welcome to the thread, friend!
>>689621002
I'm sorry but a lot of you guys call me that. Which anon is this?
>>689621079
Just remember: When consuming human flesh, debone it carefully, as human bones are fickle and love to fragment
>>689621305
Penny
>>689621083
Hehe~
here's the first episode https://kissanime.to/Anime/Gochuumon-wa-Usagi-Desu-ka/Episode-001?id=66403
>>689621157
Thank you! Kotori is pretty cute as well~
>>689621256
Hiya! How're you?
>>689621305
Thanks! Im glad to be a member here now
>>689621256
Try @ShinoaBro
>>689621488
It's on the list, cheers.
Tohsaka is back
Something something old man blah blah
>>689621305
Hey super cute pipsqueak
>>689620338
Tuning in late, if you have any belief you accidentally swallowed a toothpick while breathing in their is a chance it went into your lungs, if you JUST swallowed it, then you should be OK if it didn't slide down long ways. Any pain or discomfort and you should go to the doctor.
>>689621079
Oh yeah Akiko you and Karen are right Mio does sound really sad lol
>>689621256
Because I'm str8 based m8
>end my existence
>>689621708
Toh is a cute
>>689621458
>
Sorry Penny! I should've recognize that greet text talk anywhere. The wedding thing confuses me since I down remeber us talking about it and you are? Sweet! You'll be with others who've seen the show on why I love her so much
>>689621488
You're also stuck here
>>689621708
Hows the weather you there, beautiful black hair and blue eyes?
>>689621628
Nice, I hope you enjoy it!
>>689622016
Stuck? Is this like a Mr. Bones thing?
>>689621157
Head in the wet? Huh?
I was planning on doing more today, but fuck that. The DMV can wait till after next week.
>>689621211
Then I aim to not make you sad!
>They say sticks and stones and all that, but what they realize is that the combination of them is what really fucking hurts.
Oh? Yay~
>I may be cheery, but I actually don't smile very often. My family often asks why I'm sad or if I'm bothered, when it's just my normal face, even if I'm being all upbeat and such.
>>689620940
Welcome to the threads Chino.
>Make sure to be wary around Shinoa and Bun
Speaking of which, I see Smuggles, but not a Bun in sight.
>>689622219
>mr. bones
>>689622219
You got it. The ride never ends.
>>689621366
Even when it's children's flesh?
>>689621791
kek
He's not a bad guy he's just tsundere as fuck
I hope my inane screaming didn't bother too much
>>689621157
My nephew's bday party earlier. Had alot to eat. Had a lot of sushi. Not sure if i have food poisoning or ate too much
>Menchi
