Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
RIP AND TEAR
>>689598508
The fuck Shiro, I thought we was buddies.
Claimed
So /waifu/, my package finally came today. So hyped
>>689598721
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
AND CHOC MINT MUFFINS FOR ME
>>689598408 #
Eat some bat snacks. Scooby doo likes them, so they must be good!
Akiko claimed
>>689598805
Ok then you're obviously baiting a (You)
What's in the package?
>>689598939
RIP AND TEAR YOUR GUTS
YOU ARE HUGE
YOU MUST HAVE HUGE GUTS
Aizawa Nagisa claim
Superior autism claimed! <3
>>689598805
What's in the box?! Is it a boat?!
>>689598074
You'd be amazed at how much pudding I can handle!
>You still a cute! And I think I know what else Mizore would be a cute in~
I forgot that I forgot. What's the budget you're looking at for a bike? And you said you wanted a dirt/enduro bike, ya?
>>689598218
Oh, I have a charger. I hooked it up and it's doing it's job right now. I just feel like a knob to forget to turn my bike off and take the key out for two whole hours, like what the fuck me?
>>689598805
What package? SHOW IT. DO IT NOW.
please
still here
and
>>689598942
they probably are. i was thinking more of like i dont know hamburgers
TAEK DIS YOU BIG MONCHEE
Mumei claimed.
>>689599062
Shower me in (You)s akiko, im poor and need them. Just my n64 stuff. You lvl 100 yet?
>>689599201
Id be amazed it a boat fit in this small box
>>689599275
ill do a pic in a second then, its just gonna be my stuff on the bed
>>689598759
We are mate, sorry for guilting you.
>>689599128
Shut it Khàrn.
>>689599201
I left my bike on overnight once.
>I was too mindfucked to notice
>my brother and his girlfriend walked past my bike to get inside
>they didnt think twice about it and didnt mention it to me
>>689599463
It's terminal five
>>689599201
Crazy amount's of pudding? I only like it as a small snack.
>Well w-what else do you think I'd be cute in?
Yeah a dirt/enduro, I've got like 6-8 hundred right now, but I can save up over the next few weeks.
>>689599411
Hamburgers are good too!
>>689598591
>Down with democracy
No. I'mma be Prez.
#Emi2016
>>689598784
<3
>>689599815
YAES MAYRIO WE'RE EEN WORLD 5
>>689600029
That'll become a dictatorship real fast
>>689599760
KHARN IS NOTHING COMPARED TO ME.
>>689599760
I just got easily distracted I guess. Gotta remember not to do that again.
>>689599974
I can eat a large bowl of it solo with no problems.
>Picture related
Oh, you've practically got enough for the ones I was looking at! There were a few good Hondas for around $1k!
Maybe it's just me but I have faith in Watch_Dogs 2
>Tohsaka claimed
>>689600029
That's a cute picture.
>>689600075
I have a question for god
>why
You have to be a sad, sad white fuck to enjoy this.. Waifu claiming thread... I feel sorry for each and every one of you
>>689600029
I think you'd make a great country.
when you
>run
for president
>>689599974
i havent had a good burger in a while.
>>689600326
eugh why?
Morning guys
>jenny claim
Goodbye guys, off to work
>>689599748
Wassup Mug.
>>689600406
>Oh merio look at that, it's a question blauch!
>>689600314
I can do that with pizza. Minus the bowl.
>A wedding dress?!? I'm not ready for t-that!
Cool, and those are the street legal ones right? If I get a bike I might as well use it to get around and have fun!
Hello yes my friends
>>689600428
Gotta get a thick one, personally I don't like them too juicy.
Claimed
>claim
I clean my dog in the bathroom, everything is a mess now
>>689600314
Something I found.
>>>/c/2672275
ya'll gonna burn in hell
>>689600167
Is it that obvious?
>>689600406
Thanks!
>>689600425
I'll make it the healthiest country in the world! And the most advanced in waifu technology!
>>689599748
Here's another (You)
N64 stuff as in vintage gaming stuff?
That's pretty neat
>You lvl 100 yet?
You think I'm some kind of pleb? I'm already 1/10th to my next star
>pic related
>Akiko
>>689600895
>Fuck off you filthy plumbers. Peach's pussy's mine.
>>689600247
THEN WHY THE SHITTING ASSFUCK HAVE YOU STOLEN THE WEAKASS JERKHOLES LINE FOR, YOU CUM-GUZZLING DICKSTICK?
>
>>689600314
It happens.
>>689601813
Sup Galko
It's been 15 minutes and Yui hasn't replied.
>>689602319
Drop Out
>>689601010
I can get about half a pizza down myself before I need a break.
>I know, but it doesn't make what I said false!
I'm fairly certain. And if not, they make kits to convert straight dirt into enduros that aren't too much.
>>689601618
Inb4 have all of those
Inb4 I decide to double the amount in that thread
>Pudding has been made
QOTT: How often do you think about your waifu?
>>689602307
>thinking space marines are anywhere near Doomguys level
wot.
>>689601227
it could be the meat pucks they sell at macdonalds and i would be happy
>>689601800
You have my vote. <3
>>689602319
It'll be okey, bud.
Butts are cool, right?
>>689602319
Watching K-On.
Sorry about that.
my purpose in life is to impress weebs
>>689602742
Butts are great!
>>689602845
You already did! <3
>>689602307
Hi.
>>689602623
Not as much as I used to.
>>689602742
Very cool.
>>689602908
Not yuno
>>689602928
Do you like BBC?
>>689602908
Good, very good
>>689602928
I thought so
>>689602928
Heretic
>>689602623
Whenever i'm sad
>>689602623
More then I should. It's distracting but I like it
>>689600504
Yoooooooooo
>>689601807
Yea, look at this filthy tryhard. Get out of here
>>689602589
Yes
My phone is being a pain and wont let me get this pic up, gimme a min
Fucking hungry af I haven't had real food other than like grapes all day..
>>689602679
Doomguy cant spit acid, eat flesh to gain memories or make half his brain sleep while the other half continues to fight.
>>689602928
How are the sneks? Still cute I bet, but otherwise fine?
>>689602623
I try not to or I get distracted at work.
>>689602742
Butts are cool.
My waifu.
>>689603165
No.
>>689603186
You thought right.
>>689603243
I'm sorry.
>>689603385
They''re fine. I got the newest one to eat.
>>689602589
I can eat a whole pizza solo, but I'll feel sick for like an hour.
>I don't think I'd be able to wear something like that, it's to embarrassing...
Sounds awesome, I'm actually waiting for it to get dark so noone is on the roads and I can fly down some hills on my (pedal) bike.
>Not drawing a heart/dock in the pudding.
>Wasted opportunity.
>Greetings from /waifu/
>Dumps to image cap.
Show them your love!
>>689603370
Ayy lmao dude you just been doin overwatch or whatever for today?
>>689603385
She's a young mistress
>>689603372
Yeah, I haven't eaten good cooked food in ages. Keeps me constantly hungry.. I need it to load up before Dreamhack. 3:
>>689602690
Those are greasy but good.
>>689603620
Y-You don't like big big carrots?
Oh shit boi, my fellow yuno niggas are back!
>>689600167
>>689602446
New pics?
>>689602623
Quite often lately. Especially when I feel weak or like giving up. See pic related.
>>689602704
<3
>>689603813
whats your favorite food?
>>689602623
Constantly.
>>689602704
Hopefully.
>>689602742
Very.
>>689602772
So are we good?
>>689603107
w-what?
>>689603620
Well thats a good sign then? Im kinda new to snakes, but to me that seems like its settling down.
>>689603722
Only in body. She is possibly the oldest waifu in mind.
>>689604038
The Yuno Goonsai Squad.
>>689604084
/c/ was helpful today
>>689604103
You tell me, you're the who's doing the bullying
>>689604198
Sorry m8. You're the new guy
>>689604038
This is my nigga here. Hope you 2 can get along unlike that old yuno...
I'm gonna go for a bit.
>>689604031
No.
>>689604286
It is, she really seems to like her enclosure.
>>689603385
Doomguy doesn't need to do that.
He killed hell three times, then hell was like "Dude, you gotta stop fucking shit up here"
Literally.
>>689604573
Jesus Christ we know you have big tits but do you need to flaunt those fucking things everywhere
>>689603737
Right dude, do any of you guys possibly happen to remember a show were a dude and his friend enter his computer and do stupid shit.
>>689604089
Pizza. Fries are.good too. You?
>>689604563
okay then
>>689604563
That yuno was still mah nigga
>>689604936
ever put fries or chicken tenders on pizza? its really good
claimed
>>689603692
It wouldnt let me post this pic from my phone and its being a pain to send to my comp. Not sure why. What are you up to
>>689603665
I generally cut out half way on most pizzas, unless it's Digiarno Stuffed Crust...
>But you'd look so cute!
Haha, you're gunna love a motorcycle, I can tell.
>I fucked up, and it's already half way gone.... whoops.
>I'll get another pack...2 packs next time!
I will!
>>689604829
I remember a movie like that, but I'm not sure if it's outside of Sweden. Eh, not that you'd recognize it but it's called something like Sippsopp och Grodan Boll :3 They had an event in a movie where they did just that.
>>689604937
>>689604940
Still hoping the two of you can get along. Oh man. Remember when the entire thread watched you two go at it and dio came in outta nowhere in the argument?
>>689604710
Well I know that. But the spess mahreens say fuck you to hell daily as well. So they're about equal in badassitude. And Doomguy would-
Never mind. I forgot that Doom comic where he says it.
>>689604573
Thats good to hear. I guess snakes only eat when they're comfortable in their surroundings.
>>689605213
Crop it slightly smaller and try again with the cropped one.
>>689605330
YES
>>689604397
/c/ can be great at times, those pics are great
>>689604500
I'm sorry, honestly.
>>689605325
That nigga be thirsty for attention
Couldnt handle the Yuno squad
>>689604810
Wasn't me this time.
>>689605716
Renge.
>>689605718
You know I couldn't stay mad at that qt face.
>>689602623
When is there a time when I am not thinking about my waifu?
>>689605381
Doomguy would give Sly Marbo a run for his money.
>>689605132
Hell yeah I've done that, with ketchup over it folded like a taco.
>>689605250
Stuffed crust actually slow me down.
>w-well if you want me in one...I can do it for you~
I've always liked them since I was a kid, I remember drawing pictures of them.
>got the munchies?
>Going to lurk that thread.
>>689605213
Whole lotta nuffin today sadly, wish I had a car right now to drive somewhere.
>>689605716
Sup Renge
>>689605988
Doomguy would give Commisar Fuckface a run for his money
>>689605807
Kek if that weren't the truth
>>689606006
good stuff. i also like the fries in my burger. do you mix soda?
What a weird thread.
>>689605381
I did crop it, it just auto resized on my phone. My comp does not wanna connect to my phone at all, so thats a pain
>>689605716
ohayo
>>689606239
where do you wanna go?
Claimed.
>>689606006
It slows me down, but makes me eat the whole thing.
>Cuuuuute~ But that'd be a whole other topic way way down the line...
Haha, really? I was never very good at drawing, so I just stuck a can in my bike wheel and called it a day.
>Nah, that's the plan for next time though!
>Preparing my selections!
>>689606721
Fries on burgers are good too.
>Mixing soda
Yeah it's called a suicide, you mix all the sodas in the fountain.
holy fuck i'm a horrid person
>>689606609
Nigga a fake ass hoe
Real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nuts cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em
>>689607157
well not all of them. some of them are diet
>>689607170
I know.
>>689607493
>>>/out/
>>689606416
Not much, about done with work. What about you Rory?
>>689605903
Yui.
>>689607170
Nah, you're alright dude. No worse than any of us.
>>689607019
Nyanpasu
>>689607015
Haha I agree this shit gets weird pretty quick.
>>689607019
Probably somewhere with lots of grass and trees it's been a while since i've been able to go hiking or anything.
>>689607114
I'm hungry hank
Got any Tofu?
>>689606721
>>689607157
Fries on burgers are alight. It depends on the fries. Like thick, thin or curly. Always go for the spitey coke mix, man
>>689607201
A bitch nigga lmao
I feel you on the cool though. Don't see them going around boastin' saying "I'm a real ass nigga"
>>689607798
I only do things that benefit me.
>>689607759
no
>>689607138
>yeah, it'd be best to save that one for later...
I can't draw either, I was just thinking back to second grade when we were told to draw stuff we like, it was like 3 lines and two circles and I couldn't spell motorcycle so I put "bike" over it.
>a storm is building over /c/
>>689607369
Yeah, skip the diet sodas.
>>689607887
Curly and waffle fries are the bomb.
>>689607880
No.
>>689608027
So you're a sane, logical person? What's the issue?
>renge
>>689608382
Fine you win
I'll settle for a burger
Canadian cheese please.
>>689608102
>Although I feel it's going to be stuck in your head now...
Pffft, I can see it now. Cute even as a kid.
>Probably not going to be a huge dump since I'm rather picky about my highest choice images
>>689608388
I don't visit my mother in the hospital because as I previously stated, I only care for myself.
>>689607798
Whats goin on today?
>>689607873
That does sound pretty good, i havent done that in a while either so i feel you.
>>689607887
nice thick cut fries so they dont roll out. like Dennys
>>689608362
i like it when they have like juices in there 2 like lemonade
>>689608579
Cheese less medium rare burger? Got it.
>>689607798
Just pulled out my mint choc chip muffins at work.
Doing well aside from the usual fuckitude from meds and Crohns.
>
>>689608862
Im actually feeling some chicken today Hank. I need to keep it varied. Got any barbequed thigh?
>Rory-sama
>>689609242
Inspect.
But still made me kek.
>>689609251
I like you, so sure.
>>689609242
Thanks for the zozzle, it's really appreciated.
>>689608362
Waffle fries> curly fries > all the rest
If I had the money, I'd order chick fil a fries with their sauce all day everyday with lemonade. It's weird cause only the chick fil a sauce goes so well with the fries
>>689608859
Those are called steak fires right? Love em! Even though it's potato overload, I always dip those fries in mash potatoes
>>689608688
>A little bit yeah, wedding dresses are intricate and flashy.
Maybe as a kid I was cute but I'm plain now.
>I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
>>689608859
Yeah like minutemaid.
>Mizore
>>689609242
Nice edits.
>>689609485
Appreciate it Hank, thanks for this.
>>689609716
i like them as well. that does sounds like a lot of potatoes
>>689609725
maids?
>>689609851
You're welcome.
>>689609251
Hmmm. I don't really do muffins, but you're giving me some excellent cookie ideas.
>>689608766
Nothing, really. Just getting ready to leave work. You?
>>689608727
Okay. Then it's a matter of her being relatively unimportant to you, which is something to resolve with yourself but isn't really a big deal. Prioritize your own interests since you can't count on anyone else to do it. You might be selfish and unsympathetic, but whether that alone truly makes you a bad person is entirely up to preception.
>>689610024
It's a type of lemonade! MinuteMaid!
