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New thread! Obscurely tell us about a game and we'll try to figure it out.
>fly around to wherever you want to go.
>make friends and enemies
>build home or blow shit up.
>Goal is to be better than nobody around you.
![image_400x400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EloRHSc.jpg "image_400x400[1].jpg")
>>689590048
Battletoads
>>689590048
Spore?
Simcity
>>689590928
>>689591112
Negatory
>>689591446
Nope
>>689590928
I hear Gold and Silver Pawn Shop has some of those games still =)
>>689591590
What was their number again? They're always so helpful.
>>689591819
Here ya go! Tell them Anon says hi! =)
>>689592100
I'm gonna call
>boy in a castle
>release a girl from a cage
>run around castle
>you have a stick
>>689592518
Easy, ICO.
>>689592518
simcity
>use of nukes: 65536 out of 10
>>689592280
post green text of convo in this thread!
>>689592842
>ico
took 3 threads for somebody to guess my ico green text
>quote vidya&guess
>ontwa
>ontwa
>ontwa
>yanet
nobody solved it this way
>>689590048
Terraria? Or ummm Stardust?
Any way, no one will get mine.
> oh god the endless laughter
> why are you laughing, your head is blown off
> the blood channel
> sweet wrestling moves
>zombie got booty
>pantyshots everywhere
>sometimes literally
>>689593169
>nobody solved it this way
Probably wouldn´t have found this way.
>>689590048
Fallout 4?
>>689593558
High School of the Dead? Dunno if it is a game, but there are a lot of rushed anime games
>>689593413
mgs?
>>689593938
Think slightly more recent and more obscure
>>689593916
no.
>>689594073
metal gear online?
>>689594273
Leave the Metal Gear series, this is a stand alone game
>>689593558
Lollipop chainsaw
>walk through the fucking door on the left
>>689593413
DOOM
>>689594619
Stanley.
>turban.jpg
>have your father killed
>be a slave for several years
>escape and fuck some bitches
>we wuz kangz
>horsedick.bmp
>rock hard
>go to hell
>>689594830
Yes.
no one has get this correct
>simple melee combat
>clumsy magic system
>club of bald runners that kill people
>unkillable animal nigger in a mine
>>689594674
Nope. Time for more hints
> one of the few truly good games for Gamecube
> most likely the first game that showed cel shading can be non cartoony
Ok no one has still figured out my game. (OP)
>game hasn't come out yet.
Easy mode
>>689595292
Ugh, No Man's Sky
>>689595408
Ugh?
>>689590048
No mans sky or whatever?
>>689595034
skyrim
>>689595522
nope
>>689595497
I think it's Daikatana levels of overhyped
>>689595593
I haven't heard anything about it in a month except for it getting pushed back. Doesn't seem overhyped.
>>689595034
Witcher 3?
>>689594941
I have literally no clue
>>689595941
not even close
>>689592976
I was expecting this one to be easy. Here's another hint
>"Ghandi x die hard x nuclear bombs"
>>689596137
civilization
>you run a country with a censored flag and leader
>prepare for war
>get massively behind in technology
>a certain country is too retarded to defend its own capital and needs your help
>the final boss will never give up until you have literally killed each and every instance of them
>>689593558
here's a hint
>indie
>>689590048
Eve
>hundreds of players in individual firefights
>massive freeworld maps
>ridiculous intensity
>far future
>>689596363
civilization
>>689596344
correct
>People say its hard
>It's not actually that hard
>The second game shouldn't exist
>>689596572
dark souls
>>689596572
Dark souls
>>689596531
PlanetSide 2?
>>689596542
Close but no cigar
>buying gf
>>689595064
Was going to say viewtiful joe but its cartoony
>>689597005
runescape
>what the fuck does that mean
>and what the fuck is this
>what the fuck is an ObW Süd
>somebody end the pain
The game starts. You do some stuff. The end
>>689590048
minecraft
>>689597242
Garry's mod
>>689597080
It's closer, but Viewtiful Joe was fuckin awesome too. You're so close, anon!
>>689593558
seeing as nobody has gotten it yet and that i have to leave, the answer was "skullgirls"
>>689597193
Every Final Fantasy since 10
>>689594941
GTA?
>>689592976
Civ v
>>689597672
yes, but already answered
>>689596650
>>689596643
Thought it might of been too easy
How about this one
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>Agro!
>This is too hard, I'm going to look up a guide
>dude wants to kill russians because his mad or something
>ends up starting world war 3
Tip
>you cant hit nigger but you can shoot it
>Bald grocery man
>Kill people while looking fancy
>>689597795
Shadow of Colossus
>>689597919
hitman
>uncle gives you a museum
>now you need to travel through time and kill a witch and 4 of your ancestors
>Gets woken up
>Well time to paint
>Best friend is a bug
>Who's this guy and why is he talking in french?
>Oh an arc
>Im now god
>you and 3 other retards are gonna be killed
>somehow all of you learned how to be master mechanics
>killer has severe heart issues
>>689598085
Dead by Daylight or whatever it is called
>>689593413
>>689595064
Come on, I can't have been the only one to have played this game.
MORE HINTS
> aim for the gold spots to collect blood
> "Those bastards are breeding"
>lobster vs noodle hair
>what defines fam?
>big bro carries you the whole time
>my name is not important
>>689598028
Night at the Museum
>>689597868
MW2
>>689598358
nope
>>689598349
>what is important is what im going to do
4chins da game
>>689598212
correct my good sir
>>689598349
Hatred. Easy.
>>689598460
Fucking kek
>Mute robot with a gun saving rabbits
>all skins no skills
>"Ripburger you're just waitin for me to die so you can take over my company!"
>"You know what might look better on your nose? ... The bar"
>"Give em hell, polecat"
>>689597795
Never looked up a guide, but it´s clearly Shadow of The Colossus.
Did you really need a guide? I beat that game when I was 15. I remember it as being epic but not that hard.
>Mute hippie kid saves the world from an insane scarecrow
>>689598609
Robert Cop
>>689598679
CSGO
>>689597795
Hearthstone
>>689598679
You in CS:GO
>>689598679
Leatherface
>>689598841
Are you retarded?
>>689598736
I didn't look up a guide but a bunch of people who played it, especially more recently did. same with Ico
>>689597966
Yep
>>689598367
Nope
>You guys, the thermal drill go get it
>>689598766
Nope. Try harder
>>689598982
kek
>>689599030
Pay2Day
>in big ship
>running away from aliens
>get woken up
>training
>more aliens
>pistol that actually has ammo
>>689599136
Halo
>>689599190
Ding ding ding!
>Gotta catch em all
>Not Pokemon
>>689599130
And you win
>lazy fucks make you do everything
>grind.exe
>big update
>mfw grind was for nothing
>rerun grind.exe
>big update coming again
>>689599023
>same with Ico
wow, appart for the last boss the game was quite simple...
>>689599285
Pretty much any game from the Shin Megami Tensei series?
>>689599343
Destiny
>>689599343
world of warcraft
>>689599343
Destiny
>Fighting game
>Most recent installment has cowboi
>Famous catchphrase goes a little like: "COME TO MY POSITION IMMEDIATELY"
>>689590048
A foreign demi-god with amnesia almost dies. Soon gets involved in thievery, adventuring, and politics, among many other pursuits. Saves the world by killing a magic time-travelling beast that invades heaven.
>>689599285
Ape Escape
>>689599343
>>689599456
>>689599517
Fuck I made this too easy
>Class trials
>Fuck that bear
>>689597868
MW3
>You die, I get paid
>More cash surrounding this game
>It's crazy, I get more money
>By killing these fools,
>Noww, ain't that funny?
>>689599563
Mortal Cumbat
>>689599563
Morkal Tombat
>>689599739
Win
>>689599563
MK X/XL
>>689599824
>>689599838
Win win
>>689590048
>you start the game with a stick
>>689599417
>>689599638
>Best friend is a ghost
>>689599946
Ni No Kuni?
>>689597868
Extra Tip
>Main character is named after a piece of clothing
>family is kill
>on boat
>profit
>>689599946
Fable
>Mute robot with a gun saving rabbits
>dude fucks up
>become boss
>be ruthless boss
>lots of eager applicants DESTROY THEIR DREAMS
>fire people for being nervous or nosy
>Got rabies? Want to go to the hospital you say? No! Rabies is fine. Get back to work.
>Employees to stuck up to do anything except that which will kill them.
>>689599385
final Ico bossfight was really good looking on the hd remake for the ps3.
Miles ahead of what I considered possible on the PS2, even factoring in that it was an hd remake.
>>689600156
kek
love how that was the only description i had to give
good job anon
i know there are a few games where you start with stick but i was thinking of fable
>>689600379
The Chinese Medical Institution
> I am hero smugglrz
>I want to bang my partner
>My ship has very birdy feel to it
> mfw my nemesis is a fucking OP dinosaur
>Mute hippie kid saves the world from an insane scarecrow
>THE NUMBERS! WHAT DO THEY MEAN?
>Super Weapon
>Sympathy for the devil
>>689598051
I've never played it but Okami?
![IMG_0964[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qZ2JRsH.jpg "IMG_0964[1].jpg")
>>689599385
I know, usually it's people who played it a few years after release who looked up guides because it was easier than spending a few minutes figuring out a puzzle.
>>689600141
Refugee: Sea crossing 2?
>>689600589
Black ops
>>689597868
>>689600055
hotline miami
>>689600589
Black ops
>>689600589
Black ops
>little eyeballs
>You find drums
>You help the little eyeballs
>They leave you offerings.
>>689600665
that was fast
>border control for glorious motherland
>son is sick
>trying to process as many immigrants as possible to pay for medicine
>a terrorist attack has cut the day short
>>689600545
that might be true but also a computer gaem
>>689600738
>THE NUMBERS WHAT DO THEY MEAN
gave it away
>be green
>save fuzzy friends
>beat green bad guy
>>689600801
Papers Please
>>689600412
Yeah, I was considering buying the remasters.
Only played the PS2 version.
>>689600801
Papers Please
>>689600931
Yes
>>689600801
GLORY TO ARTOSTZKA
>start with copper tools
>fuck up the whole world by digging the shit out of it
>use a yoyo, a gun with cursed bullets and a stolen UFO to kill Chtulhu's brother
If anyone gets this game you are a legend
>set in future
>made by ubisoft (when they made good games)
>released on orignal xbox
>sponsored by rockstar energy drink
>two teams fight to throw a disc through circles while beating the shit out of each other
>can either win by scoring more or by killing the opposition
>seacats and blitzers
>imma get the high score for shoving fingers in butt
>WELCOME TO MY INN
>>689601088
Terrrrrrraria
>>689601088
Terraria
>be normalfag
>red nigga comes n wrecks shit in your hood
>everyone's scared but you're all "aw hell naw" and decide to square up
>hit him a couple times
>he don't give a fuck, knocks your ass senseless and stabs you while talkin shit
>spend the game getting ripped
>kill him
>implicit sex while credits roll
>oh shit there's more game after the credits
>>689601088
starbound
>>689601095
deathrow
>>689601095
deathrow
This is the best thread I've ever been in.
>>689601138
hearthstone
>>689601414
w-wow....really?
Are you new or something?
>skeleton dude that looks like Tex Hex from Marshall Bravestar cartoon carries 2 swords as weapons goes around killing people on Sega Genesis
>>689601411
>>689601315
Feels so good to know others played this game
>Drunk squirrel fights singing piece of shit
>>689590048
Pokemon
>PS1 game
>you are a ball
>fucking gravity, how does it work?
>try not to burst or melt
>>689600677
Winrar
>>689601598
Conkers bad fur day
>>689601598
Bad fur day
>>689601598
Op said BADLY describe a game. That fight is fucking iconic.
>>689590048
Shores of hazeron
>dark
>really dark
>town built ontop alien worshiping niggers
>turn into a slug
>glorified bodyguard
>framed for murder
>murder everything to prove innocense
>>689601497
Aside from the fact that now 4chan is complete cancer and ran by newfags, id say this is the best thread I've been in, in a long time.
>dads birthday
>gets presents
>recieves broken watch, dead daughter and zombie outbreak
>>689600546
Hint: Space Travel is involved
>>689601778
Hitman
>>689593916
Lollipop chainsaw?
>sega genesis
>a dwarf a hot chick and long haired spartacus
>>689601665
glover duh
>>689601673
>>689601690
>>689601731
Anon 2 gud
>>689601778
Dishonoured, this shit's getting too easy
>Australia simulator 2015
>>689601778
dishonored
>big mech suit shit
>fuck ton of parts to use
>what the fuck are all these stabilizers for
>blow shit up
>pretty fast
>Another settlement needs your help.
>>689601850
Mass effect?
>>689601884
Golden Axe
>>689601884
golden axe
>>689601758
Bloodborne
>>689601758
Dark seed?
>>689601846
Too easy man. The Final of Our People
>>689601778
Dishonored
>>689601276
Dragons dogma?
>>689601964
Fallout 42
>>689601976
Nope
>>689601964
dont even fucking bother thats not even worth guessing fuck you
>>689601989
ding ding ding
>>689601964
Skyrim
>>689601933
>>689601954
Alright winners, I agree, I made it too easy
>get drunk
>drive around
>get speeding tickets
>crash into cars
>flip over
>ruin thousands of dollars of merchandise and equipment
>get towed to nearest repair shop
>drink some more and do it all over again
>>689602007
Das it mane
(Yes)
>>689600885
Is no one going to guess my fucking game
>>689595034
Minecraft
>old
>set up Terri's like castle prices
> shoot at other castle
>guillotine other king
>>689601896
Nope
>perspective of developers:
>ayyy lmao futuristic
>oh fuck
>Mute hippie kid saves the world from an insane scarecrow
>>689602230
These fags can't even this >>689600379
>bitch has collar on me
>go for a long walk
>meet some nice mechs and a pig
>i am son wukong
>>689602350
undertale
>>689602230
Show us
>>689601095
>four pill addicts stumble around with guns shooting people in hospitals
>here comes wallace
>run around semi open world
>capture monsters
>fuse monsters together after they are caught
>fight other monsters with your monster
>graphics were terra bad
> old console
>sequel was terrible
>>689598254
killer7, muh nigga
>>689601896
Nope
>>689602503
L4D
>>689602503
Left 4 Dead
>>689602424
Nope
>>689602503
L4D
>>689596731
such a great game
>>689600885
>be green
>save fuzzy friends
>beat green bad guy
More hints.
>1997
>ps1
>>689602503
Grabbin' peels
>>689602317
This is easy as fuck come on
>>689602350
>insane scarecrow
Majora's Mask?
>>689602592
Monster Morphs
If anyone gets this fucking game
>are dolphin
>released on dreamcast and some other thing before it
>go on quest and kill sharks
>>689601846
Last of Us?
>ayy lmao
>fling insults at world leaders
>purge and enslave
>robot uprising
>>689602731
Croc?
>castle
>shoot boat or castle with cannon
> behead other king
>really old game
>>689602903
Winrar
>Glorified animal abuse game for kids
>>689602899
Ecco the dolphin
>>689602960
YES
>>689602899
Ecco the Dolphin?
>>689602899
Ecco
>>689602899
Secret Weapons: Soviet Union
>>689601665
Katamarii damashi?
>>689603019
Pokemon
>>689603019
Pokemon
>>689602858
mass effect
>>689603019
Digimon
>>689602859
YES! GG
> Be squirrel
> Also drunk
> Took wrong road to get back home
>>689603019
Pokemon
>>689598254
Eternal Darkness?
>>689603019
minecraft
easy
>>689603148
Nope, it is recent
>>689603190
Conkers bad fur day
>>689593558
Lollipop chainsaw
>>689603124
>>689603130
Correct
>>689603160
Incorrect
>>689603190
Bad fur day
>you may or may not have a fetish for sweaty, musky athletic girls after you play this
>N64 game
>Racing jet-skis
>up up down down L R L R B A
>you are now racing on dolphins
>>689603080
real correct answer
>run run run
>get fucked by ghosts
>last boss is a joke
>>689603355
>>689603328
WINRARS
>two animals escaping from science complex
>wreck the place to the tune of 1 million dollars
>>689595292
Easy. Half life 3
There was like....a couple deciding to have a baby; and then they went to like...the bed with their clothes off to gently caress each others' genitals. And then like...when the dude was just seconds before coming to terms with his dick; their bedroom levitated into like...a football stadium with thousands of fans were cheering them on with really loud and exciting commentary from...like...John Madden screaming "TOUCHDOWN!!" with the crowd roaring in their cheers as the quarterback has reached the slingshot shaped goal where the football should be to like....scoooooreeeee....so yeah....the sex happened on a live audience with thousands of players cheering them on for the "game".
>hunted down by paranormal creatures
>running down in dark corridor maze
>until you find the power
>and hunt back
Got some more dreamcast games for you fags
>am japanese
>dad dies cause of chinese guy
>help cat
>first one didn't happen
>be quick or be dead, nigga
>>689602317
Call of duty infinite butthurt
>>689603541
Pacman
>>689603559
Shenmue?
>>689603559
Shenmue
>>689603681
Red Dead series?
>>689603506
ape escape
>>689603797
Correct
>>689593413
Killer 7.
>be able to land a parachute glider thing on a X marked on the ground on Super Nintendo
>>689602991
Literally nobody will guess this
>Mute robot with a gun saving rabbits
C'mon guys, you can do it
Additional hint:
>One gun shoots ducks
>>689603506
Whiplash.
My favorite game. All my pals hated it.
>>689603458
Wave race
>>689603834
Nope
>>689603706
Correcto
>fucking hard
>not dark souls
>>689603967
Winrar sir
>>689603833
Nope
>>689603916
Pilotwings
>island
>alone
>suicide
>>689601280
>>689604063
Minesweeper
>>689603923
Castle Boat Kingy Killer
>>689603949
Rayman
>scientist and robot
>crash land their space ship on a bigger one full of robot animals
>robot's chip can take over dead robot animals
>there is a polar bear on tracked wheels that lays mines out its ass
>>689602991
>>689603923
Rampart
>Sail around in warships
>shoot to other warships
>try to win, survive and shit
>>689604152
You were close but not close enough
>>689604108
Excelsior sir! I salute you
>>689604109
Pinball : Austin Powers Arcade Edition
>>689604063
Bloodbourne
>>689604109
Super Mario Sunshine
>>689604194
Holy fucking shit yes!
>>689604250
Sid Meier's Pirates?
>>689604250
World of warshits
>>689603711
Ding ding ding.
>>689602404
Anybody wanna take a guess before I reveal? It's actually an very good yet extremely underrated game.
This game was on original xbox and maybe playstation
>basically an arena shooter
>lots of diverse characters
>could play as a gingerbread man or a monkey and many more (each with different stats)
>loads of cool gamemodes
>came with an inbuilt map creator
>Hot chick vs T.Rex
>>689604408
nop
>>689603395
can't think of a single game that features that.
>tears everywhere
>>689604437
I still play it on ps3 every now and then
>>689604575
Time splitter, I fucking loved that game!
>>689603395
dead or alive 5
>>689604684
Battletoads
>>689604166
Nope
>>689604749
Correct! I had timesplitters 2. Was so sad when disc broke
>>689604441
Nope
Dreamcast:
Pink and Blue.
Plus and Minus.
Gay death scream.
>DIVE DIVE DIVE USE YOUR BOOSTERS PILOT!
>"Let's go the the crystals"
>Sequal is retarded
>>689604514
Bingo! You like it?
>wizerds
>travel back in time to save world
>no vampires involved
> A kid can apparently kill:
> A goat
> A skeleton
> A fish
> A rebuilt Orlando shooting victim
> Another goat
> A flower
> Another Skeleton
>>689594941
dmc ?
>Training to be a soldier
>Shit goes down, royalty kidnapped.
>Hatsune Miku shows up
>Turns out shits going down because a yandere bitch wants your dick in her ass hard and is tired of being cucked. Yandere bitch won't rest until her farts come out silent due to your timeless master dick pounding
>35 pounds of ass and pussy helps you
>yandere bitch dies, but old enemy comes back to wreck more shit
>You stab him in the head
>The end?
>>689604907
Time splitter was also on gamecube, I played that game until the gamecube broke and by that time I had an Xbox 360
>BRING SAJUUK TO BEAR
>>689604684
bioshock infinite
>yesterday you saw him soar through the sky and beat down some criminals
>today he killed multiple innocent civilians in front of you.
>as he scaled the buliding you thought he'd be the savior of the city
>but he is in fact a demon.
>>689595034
chivalry
>>689605026
Sonic Adventure
