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Roll for your shitty superpower.
You do realize that all these are extremely useful in reality, right?
>>689587909
roll
R o l l I n g
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>>689587909
0 GET
i have the power
rolling for 0
>>689587909
Rollan for milky tits
>>689588371
5, 6, 8 and 9 sound like the opposite of useful...
>>689587909
gimme the 1
>>689588444
nice trips m8
4 get
>>689587909
rollin for 0
ROLLO YOLLO
4
I'll just play the lottery a few times until I win. If I'm 50% sure then I'll hit it eventually.
Rolling for No more Gays, no more Frozen stuck in my head, or annoy people without them seeing you.
>>689587909
Gimme
Rollin'
rooool
Rollio
>>689587909
rollerino
Rolling for hotdogs
>>689587909
You do realize that i can start wars with 7?
Thats not shitty in my book.
r
I already have a shitty superpower, it's called autism.
>>689587909
rollin
Rolling
(Kill me)
>>689587909
1 3 6 and 7 are amazing OP did you think this through
I will put my powers to use
>>689587909
Need breast milk get
Rolling for becoming god
>>689587909
Rollo
>>689587909
Keep rollin rollin rollin
>>689589611
HAHA FAGS!
Dubs and king tiddy!
I win again!
>>689587909
roll for 4 or 7, they seem pretty cool
Rawling
ROLS
Check em
>>689587909
Hoping for 6 cause it's the best one
baby needs some milk! 1 get
r o l l
rolololl
>>689590080
not a bad alternative
rawl
>>689587909
shitting hot dogs, thanks.
rolly olly polly
>>689590247
I'll take this, goodbye mentally ill faggots.
Rolling for getting rid of faggots
poop
rooling
ROLLING BRAHS
>>689587909
hotdog shitting pls
>>689587909
rolllins
RickRollin
>>689587909
1 is my fetish
>>689587909
Roll
>>689587909
Roll
>>689587909
Roll
>>689590629
No! No! Noooooooo!
trolling
1 would be fucking sweet
>>689587909
Make me BIG DADDY
>>689590449
You shot hot dogs!!
>>689587909
role
AM I INVISIBLE YET?
>>689587909
Most of these are pretty cash, actually. Rolling.
>>689590080
the joke here is that the nigger is gone but he left behind a mulatto?
4 is an incredibly powerful one in everyday life. buy a lottery ticket, 50% chance to win. Invest 5 bucks or whatever it is with a coin flip to win millions. Repeat daily until you own an island made of yachts.
>>689587909
Fine, whatver. g8 set, by the way.
>>689587909
rollerino
>>689587909
>689587909
Rolll me boi
>>689587909
rull
>>689590993
no, you would be able to tell 50/50% whether the ticket is a winner, not force it to be a winning ticket. learn to read, idiot
gimme a 1
0 is good
rolllin
>>689587909
Rolling for 2. I'd be the best sp00ky that ever p00pied
>>689587909
>>689587909
I don't want to shit hotdogs. Please not the hotdogs
dad?
>>689587909
roll
>>689591200
Now I can finally stop pretending to be happy, and actually be happy.
>>689591207
aw yeah, imma visit pride and turn all dem homos straight
>>689587909
>invisibility while screaming
fukken kek
>>689587909
rolllllllllllllllll
>>689587909
7 or 0
>>689587909
420
7 GET
Bhj
>>689591219
So... you are spending 5 bucks with a 50/50 shot at winning a million dollars... and you don't see how that would be a life-changingly good superpower?
I guess see
>>689591304
in that case
Rollo
>>689587909
>4
>event can have hundrets of different results
>my uneducated guess is suddenly pretty good
>spam checkem posts
>repeating numbers every other post
>become god of 4chan
pls
autisticroll
>>689587909
rolling with it
Fucking go
rollin for 3
>>689587909
Rolling for 7
>>689587909
rawlz
Rolling for 9
Rollo
>>689587909
rolleing
Ok
Accually 7 aint that bad
meme
Roloñiño
>>689588824
8 is super strong just go in a bank and say this is not my bank they don't believe you and now you got a bank eZ and also roll
>>689591992
This is awesome.
Give me a 1 give me a 1 give me a 1
>>689587909
>>689588824
In reality 6 could be really useful.
>>689587909
keemstar rll
>>689587909
I am the kings, you fucking nigger peasants
>>689587909
oh lord plz give me 6-7
Go roll
>>689587909
4, please. Most op ability on this sheet
okroll
>>689587909
>9 = lower food bills
Come on, number 9!
>>689587909
0 get
>>689587909
>5
plz no
>>689587909
1, 2, 4, 6, 0 are really nice rest are shit
50% certainty means you can go to the horse races and check all of the races that are lower than 2:1 odds and split up some bets for statistical win
roll
Rolling for 7
>>689592939
Eh, could be worse
Rollz
>>689587909
roll
rollin for memes
rawl for flight
>>689587909
hmaty chvaty rány kopy
>>689587909
Rollings
1 and 7 are fucking amazing, what are you talking about?!
>>689587909
1 is a shitty superpower for you? It's just the second best on possible sex wise
1 get
>>689587909
Rolling for that 0
rollan
rollin for clm
>>689587909
2 GET
2 is an awesome superpower. Rob any store or bank. Cameras dont have sound dude.
better than nothing
>>689593661
whoa 1 actually good. lucky me
>>689587909
Pls
>>689587909
Rollin'
rolling for two pls
>>689587909
ROLO KEBAP
>>689587909
brolling
eh why not
RAWL
>>689587909
7 get desu
>>689593688
but people have sound, dude
Rolll
rawl
>>689588824
I looked pretty good in high school, it's this aging shit that sucks. rolling for 5 hardcore right now.
Rolll
>>689587909
roll
>>689587909
rolly
>>689594178
well the irony in this is palpable. pretty much my life anyway. oh well.
>>689587909
Lemme see that seven
>>689587909
Rolling for 7
>>689593849
awesome, people would want to eat them directly from my butt when they're the most fresh.
lets roll then
>>689587909
Rooll
>>689594387
Damn I'm good... now how do I use this amazing new gift?
>>689587909
6 plez
Roller
Roooool
>>689587909
rolling for 50%
>>689588824
You forgot 7. Also rolling
>>689587909
Number 8 would be EXCESSIVELY useful.
>You do not want to have hot dirty sex with me right now.
If they don't believe that then they DO believe that they want to have sex with me right now. And belief causes action.
>You will not punch that man over there right now.
They believe that they will.
If you word things JUST right, you could probably make people do a great deal for you.
rolling for wet sleeves
>>689588824
>5
What if you were hot in high school
>6
Why would this not be useful? You'd have an advantage (albeit a small one) in any fight you get in to.
>8
>>689592492
>9
Maybe you're hungry idk
>>689587909
...if I get 0, can I make myself happy?
>>689587909
Rillin fer hotdogshit
>>689587909
roll
Rill
>>689588185
gnillor
>>689587909
Gimme 7
rullop
>>689595237
ha im not even mad. I will use this power to start the most successful christian anti-gay therapy camp ever.
X d
>>689587909
Roll.
>>689587909
The probability one has so many broken applications.
What if you had a 50% chance to win the lottery?
Papa wants some fags.
>>689594642
making even more people you'll be too beta to have sex with
>>689595508
Fuck, no one already fucking believes me.
Baguette
roleennn
>>689587909
Roll
roll
>>689587909
Rollen
Rollllll
>>689587909
shit
Lactation isn't shitty
>>689587909
Rolling
>>689587909
Roll
hell
>>689587909
rool
>>689587909
Rolleroni
Rawlarennoo
>>689587909
rollero
9 get
roool
post
>>689587909
Rolling
ruff
>>689587909
rock roll
rolleroooo
>>689596979
Get girls to eat out of your ass now
>mfw roll for 0
failing that, give me 8. This isn't shitty this is basically mind control if you just say the opposite of what you want people to believe
>>689587909
Roll
>>689587909
Roll
>>689595502
i just realised that. Making every tiny probability a 50% is so op.
rawling
>>689597504
Fuck re roll don't know which is mine
