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What do you think happens when you die?
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You poop and desinegrate
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I believe in reincarnation. You will experience consciousness again but in a totally different form.
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not a lot its kinda dark n shitty
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you shit yourself then spend eternity sucking your grandma's tits
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You respawn in a different time zone and locaiton.
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>>689583082
probably nothing
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>>689583730
Shit keeps up at night man..
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my dad died in January.

For a long while, I could feel him in the house. On night, I could smell him in the house (he was a heavy smoker)

Now, I don't feel him in the house anymore.
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It's actually terrifying to think about
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do you remember the time before you were born?
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>>689583082
You're killed.

Or is it the other way around?
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>>689584494
You don't remember, but you probably lived hundreds of lives previously and will live more in the future.
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>>689583896
I think that there are more worrying things to worry about
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nothing
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>>689583944
You dinintegrate on the material plane more or less. There is no such thing as ghosts over 200 years old. When you are completely spent, you coming right back here to live out your karma with more drama than previously. Seriously
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>>689583082
You get embalmed or cremated. You get put into a box, buried in the ground, housed in a mausoleum or in a fancy jar if you were cremated.
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You have to spend your after life as a 4chan anon
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When you die, your body evacuates your bowels and, roughly half a day later, your body will enter rigamortis.

As you're dying, you experience the last moment of your life in a perpetually extended moment - just as you fall asleep and have a dream that feels it lasts for hours when only minutes have passed, so too will you "dream" right before your body dies. Because of this, the time you perceive ceases to exist and you will indefinitely "dream". Perhaps there is a possibility that someone may become lucid enough to control their dream and feel as if they're in heaven and in control of their "universe", but more often than not, you will "live" a confused, nonsensical "reality".

Then a zombie will long hair greets you, insists you eat him and you become happy forever as you lay on top of clouds, staring at the Sun until your eyes melt.

>>689584611

You're die when you're killed, but you weren't necessarily killed when you died.
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People talk about everything you've ever been through and don't feel bad about it
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>>689583082
Imagine if you will, your blood is your conciousness. When we are born in this theoretical world every body gets a body full of blood from the blood pool. When you die, your blood is put back into the blood pool.

This is how consiousness works in theory. You will no longer be you when you die. Youre consciousness will go back to the pool of conciousness that is intertwined in spacetime.
Our bodies are only vessels of consiousness. Tools used by the universe to percieve itself. Someday given infinite time your exact consiousness will again be paired with a meat body and you will live again, having no prior knowledge of any previous existence. Knowledge and memory is stored in the brain.
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>>689585007
this
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>>689584663
If I don't remember, then was it me, cause it might as well be someone else if I can't remember past lives and use them to shape my personality now?
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>>689585814

Are you Native American?
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If you're aware enough to see your own body, then you become a corpse. If while dying you lose awareness of the world around you, then you dream. Since you get a huge blast of DMT if you die, chances are your dreams are pretty vivid. Obviously, people who aren't you don't experience the dreams. They get to experience your corpse.

I guess maybe some things depend on your perspective.
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>>689586067
No. White American guy who owes that idea to lots of LSD
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>>689583082
you regenerate and start the game over
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A friend once told me this "Once you die, you just become the god of an alternate reality" Sounds pretty cool so i'll roll with it.
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>>689585686
you bastard.
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Your buried
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>>689586201
Have you done DMT? Bc its nothing like a dream. At least for me and those who ive done it with that is.
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>>689586037

Welcome to the issue with Star Trek's "beaming" capability. It eviscerates you, takes those molecules, and remakes an exact copy of you elsewhere.

Hell, for all you know, souls only last for a day and remain as memories and, when you wake up the next day, you're the same body but a different soul merely miming out who you think you are. Y'know, like a computer you replace the motherboard of but copied all the old files over.
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>>689586408
Mormons in a nutshell
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>>689586430
you're*
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>>689586235

Well that's a very Native American philosophy, pretty neat.
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>>689586518
Huh, didnt actually know that. In all honesty though, my best guess would either be nothing, or reincarnation.
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>>689585144
>, you coming right back here to live out your karma with more drama than previously. Seriously
Your dad is talking to you. Tho he dont have any lips, he tells to give ur mama a kiss
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>>689583082
the world becomes a better place for everyone else
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>>689586468

There is a theory similar to >>689585814
Except, like you said, every moment you exist in you are being occupied by a pattern of consiousness.

So basically our bodies are the computer while the thing that makes you, you, is the universe. We are all the universe all at once in this moment.
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>>689586888

trips don't lie
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Probably the same thing as before you where born
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>>689586635
Cool, i didnt know that. Thanks brutha
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>>689583082
The world keeps spinning.
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>>689583082
Femanon here. You fade to nothingness and think peace at last, peace at last. Thank God almighty, peace at last.
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>>689587057

>Femanon here

You know the rules.
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I was crushed by a semi and as I died I could feel energy leaving my body, it was similar to passing out but much more visceral, everything drained and faded at the same time and there was darkness as well as light and static... I also emptied what little was left of my bowels.
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>>689586942
Nice try, but all brain function ceases within 17 seconds of death. Your mind is what make you exist as an individual instead of a walking pile of meat. There is nothing after it is gone, just like before you were born.

/thread
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>>689586518
Spelled moron wrong
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>>689584494
This
This is what I always imagine death is
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>>689583082
Ancient history of internet goes with me. And info how to get 16/16 power apples in snes harvest moon.
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They make big funreal 4 me
>INB4 catholic fags
maybe somone finally say something nice bout me
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Nothingness.
Was in a narcosis once, all brain functions reduced to a minimum. Closest you can get to being dead while still alive.

What I 'experienced' was pure nothingness. As in there was no distance for me between breathing in gas and waking up. One moment there, then immediately after -with no perceived time passed- waking up in the bed.

Was not too bad actually. After this experience I was far less afraid of death for a couple of months until the effect wore off.
If more people could make this experience there probably wouldn't be as many believers in a necessary higher cause.
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>>689585814
Can I buy some pot from you?
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>>689583082
If I think too much about it I start to panic. Can't imagine just not existing anymore.
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>>689587262
If my consciousness is me, then what if you take my consciousness and place it in someone else's brain? Am I the same person?
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>>689583944
>smells smoke in a heavy smoker's house even after he is dead
>must be a ghosts
This one time I moved into an apartment in NYC, the landlord told me an indian family lived there prior. The weirdest thing, the place still smelled faintly reminiscent of curry at times. I think part of their supernatural forms were still occupying that apartment.
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>>689587214
what are the rules? there is nothing about that post that breaks rules summerfag
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>>689587046
This. But its not as it seems.

You are still your consiousness. Your consiousness was created with the universe. Its always been here and always will be.

Before and after your human existence, though, you had nothing relevent to you. There was nothing to percieve and no way to percieve it.

Imagine you are born a human who has no eyes, no ears, no tounge, and no touch senses. You would be just as aware as you would be as a consciousness floating through space. There would be nothing relative to "you" so there would be nothing to perceive. So for "you" nothing actually changed between the moment of non existence and birth.
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personal belief is you go to heaven or hell, but you can do ghost stuff

my father died 3 years ago, and he loved classical music. my mom said she could hear classical music faintly at night and there 100% wasnt any radios or something on, i didnt believe it so i stayed over a few nights and no shit i heard it too between 2am-4am

if anything it was peaceful and reassuring that hes okay
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>>689583614
kek
>>689583082
I believe in heaven also hell had multiple near to death experiences, there is also this place that I think is probably Limbo it is like night everytime, real sad place saw some people that have died in there, but I thank God everyday for another day of life.
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>>689583082
It´s like falling assleep. You forget everything around you and feel this sweet oblivion.
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>>689583082
You know that feeling when you dream? The feeling that you are there and it all feels real?
That is because your brain releases small doses of DMT. And every time you dream, say you're getting a tea spoon of that DMT, and when you die you get a water tower of it in comparison. The brain is still active for a couple of minutes after you're clinically dead. And in those few minutes, you dream and it will feel like an eternity while in reality it's only been 4-5 minutes. Then you fade away from the dream and die without knowing it.

Whatever you think happens when you die, might actually happen.
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>>689587262
this
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>>689587719

Well you can't take a conciousness because it is not a seperate body from the brain, but created by brain functions in different parts of the brain
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>>689587839
"she" states that "shes" a girl without reason to state it, just craving for attention
>TITS OR GTFO
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>>689583082
Quantum immortality. We cannot die, regardless of whether we want to or not.
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>>689583250
/thread
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>>689587436
It was the acid, man.
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>>689587262

>but all brain function ceases within 17 seconds of death.

But perceived time elapsed is entirely different.

>>689587433

What a coincidence, that very much describes myself and an asthma attack I had. I lost complete control of my senses: I couldn't smell, hear, taste, touch or anything. My body didn't fall unconscious and I could still think and was aware what happened, but it was completely like drifting in a void. My body reflexively managed to walk a few extra feet somehow before I fell on a table, but the time felt immensely long and it was somewhat surreal. It wasn't horrifying or anything and, like you say, I'm not particularly afraid of dying anymore. Not that I want to die but I'll still welcome it when it happens.
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>>689586635
they probably got it right, from what I've experienced on psychedelics and sober during a near death experience this seems the most likely thing to happen at death, or at least something close to this. It's some really fucking complex shit, its all math.
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>>689583082
you die
/thread
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>>689587910
You should pray for him so he can find heaven, probably your mom mourns him a lot and that is why he cannot rest.
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>>689587885

Was in reply to
>>689587045
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>>689588002
rule citation needed 1? 2? link it summerfag or go away
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>>689587839
>>689588002

This. No need to state you're a girl - we're anonymous, genderless, nameless. We're comments and opinions. If you feel you need to point out you're a girl, prove it.
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>>689583082
I fuck your corpse.
Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines and I fuck your corpse.
I'm a force of nature.
If you was from where I was from, you'd be fucking the dead.
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>>689583349
You are frightened of death, you are an idiot, and you are wrong.
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>>689588224
>My body reflexively managed to walk a few extra feet somehow before I fell on a table, but the time felt immensely long and it was somewhat surreal.

But then you misunderstood what I said. Time didn't feel long, there was no time in between for me.
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>>689588598
wtf are u talking about this aint reddit fag
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>>689588428

if anything its me, she took his death hard but i barely talked to him the 3 days beforehand and felt like shit for a while after. the music made her happy if anything
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>>689587885
This seems to make the most sense and still allows for the nothingness before you are born. Either way, i dont want to die thats for damn sure.
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>>689587963
What if i cut the nerves connecting my right brain to my left brain, do the two become separate beings controlled with the same consciousness or are they controlled by a separate conscious?http://youtu.be/wfYbgdo8e-8
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die, get born again in a new body of thing- animal
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>>689583944
My dad died in November, a week before my eighteenth birthday. Hit me hard, man. He was a pastor at a local church, really a big part of the community. We always talked about what might happen after death. I was hoping that after he died I might have dreams about him, or I might see him or feel him around, but I've felt absolutely nothing. It feels incredibly lonely and empty because we used to be best of friends, smoke cigars and talk about our days. I wish there was some way I could talk to him... But for now, my faith is pretty far gone. I don't believe much in god anymore and after death I'm sure we just die, and that's the end of it.
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>>689588114

To elaborate on this Anon's post, since Quantum Immortality / Quantum Suicide is a rather interesting take:

Death is a self-perceived concept, much like quantum entanglement (where two people looking at the same particle or information appear differently between the two of them). Imagine the scenario of flipping a coin as dying, where to you, you can never land on tails while the observer will notice the coin land on tails. The odds will perpetually reach towards zero but never reach absolute zero.

TL;DR, you live from a gunshot in your perspective, die to everyone else, and live out your life as usual in your own divergent timeline.
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>>689588435
Hmm interesting..
really wonder how you could do anything with your consiousness though, as you lose all your senses
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>>689585814

ma nigga.
Intense mushroom experiences have brought me to this same conclusion.
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>>689587931
this hasn't been fully substantiated as far as I know, please give a source I want to read it.

Also the whole DMT being released at death thing is bunk.
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Nothing, and not nothing in the way of vast emptieness, literally nothing. You cease to exist. Your brain stops delivering impulses properly, you shut down, nothing.
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>>689588850
i will just make up my own rule. show your baby dick or gtfo because you cant cite any rule

no wonder us femanons hate you neckbeard virgins
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>>689589145

See
>>689586942

That would be my guess. Thats a great video btw.
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>>689583082
Nobody knows and there is no way to know it never so that is something.
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>>689588598

It's the unspoken rule of /b/. Your newfag is showing.

Just stop.
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>>689583082
72 virgins, ALLAHU AKBAR
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>>689589333
trips dont lie
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>>689589145

I don't know, but I don't know if it is medically possible either.
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>>689589270
Thats exactly it. You cant do anything bc there is nothing. Our experience comes from percieving things relative to us. Thats how time and relativity work. Withouth the things around us we could not measure time.
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>>689589394

There's plenty of Femanons on /b/. They just understand this is /b/ and don't try to fish for attention like you have done (successfully, might I add). We're telling you so you can not be obnoxious and disrupt conversation in a thread for future reference, since you're so very clearly new to /b/ and 4chan.

If you want a board for girls, go to /cgl/.
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>>689589244
I'm sorry you don't feel him. Do you talk out loud to him? Ask him questions, ask for help.

Next time you are sitting where the two of you used to sit and enjoy a cigar, just say out loud " I miss enjoying a cigar with you dad, I wish you were here". I just might feel him.
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>>689589299
Its a shame there are millions of people on this planet who wont get to or refuse to have those experience.
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>>689588787

Ah, that's rather interesting then. I wonder why the perception of time was so radically different then.
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>>689589757
shut up faggot
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>>689589655
I know
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>>689590002

no u
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>>689589743
So you think its just an endless black circle?
Yet you somehow are still able to have thoughts?
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>>689589394

Tits or gtfo
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>>689583082
jon snow said it's darkness.

I go with what jon snow said.
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>>689583082
brain off. disintegration. game over. hopefully someone remembers me... but at the end they will all die.
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>>689590066
Double dubs... youre on fire
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>>689589533
>It's the unspoken rule of /b/. Your newfag is showing

You just spoke it faggot.
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>>689590157
>>689590194
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>>689590270

It's because he ENTERED THE IRIS.
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Mark Twain had it right
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>>689589956
Relativity.

There was nothing to base a measurement of time off of.
Thats why, when you leave someone in a dark cell with no light for weeks, they lose track of time and have literally no idea how much time passed when they are let out.
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I see a number of plausible theories:

1. Nothingness, similar to before we were born.

2. Live the same life over again - doomed to make the same choices - without ever knowing. Stuck in a perpetual cycle of seeing your flash past before your eyes before death, if you will.

3. Maybe reincarnation. I often romanticize the idea of the consciousness being recycled.

But no one can actually know so fuck it.
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>>689590270
I know
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>>689589101
happened something similar to me, I prayed to God Jehovah if I could at least apologize to my dad saw my dad like in a lucid dream hugged him said I was sorry and I cried a lot, woke up with tears on my eyes but got to say goodbye you should try it.
The prayer use something that you will do better in something, this month would be a year of my dad`s death can`t still realize he is gone.
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>>689590400

o.
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>>689583082
Everything you ever were or ever wish to be is gone. Everything you have ever felt is gone. You stop existing.
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>>689583082
Nothing. World will be still the same.
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>>689589799
I've done that quite a few times before. Tried talking to him and asking him things out loud. I usually take some time and clear my head, but I've never felt him there. I went to a psychologist because I was feeling pretty fucked up and she told me that she felt a presence and to go home and dream. Nothing came. I stopped smoking altogether eventually because smoking is no fun if you have nobody to do it with. I figure I'll just leave him alone and let him rest.
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>>689590178
No, you wont have thoughts. A thought is the function of our brain. Youre conciousness is more of a life energy. Its not aware of itself until it has perception and relativity.
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>>689589799
Almost cried
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You become one with /b/
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>>689590634
So the consiousness is useless basically?
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>>689587433
How long were you out?
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>>689590201
U NO NUTHIN JON SNOW
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A screen pops up showing you how long you've spent on /b/. Death is regret.
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>>689583082
Women, fags, niggers and muslims go to heaven while straight white males go to hell, as I understand it.
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>>689583082
I hope it's just nothing, honestly. Anyone can want what they want. If it's Hell and Heaven, I'd rather Hell. I'd hate Purgatory the most. I'd rather not be reincarnated, knowing myself right now.

I've had the peculiar experience I've had here and now, and then, whenever I believed my past memories occurred relative to me; DPD is some spectacular shit to experience. Speaking freely like a faggot anon, I -have- a shelf life. I hope that my mind just falls apart, and whatever is constituting my consciousness, regardless of the epistemological or metaphysical boggles, simply falls apart; I hope I fall apart, and cease to exist as this thing here, as opposed to dust or part of the environment that is unthinking and entirely different in form. I'd just like the quiet summation of the dark.

I just want for there to be a permanent end. I want someone to hit stop. I don't want to live forever.

I just want to sleep when it's over.
>>689583250
>>689587057
>>689587433
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>>689590201
this dude knows a lot
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Remember how it was for the billions of years before you became conscious? That's how it will be.
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>>689590544
I talk to my dad sometimes when I miss him. I sit on the porch with a beer and tell him that I wish he was here to shoot the shit with.

I went to the gun range a few weeks ago, which used to be our thing, and I took a few of his guns, I was talking shit to him, telling that I was shooting better than he ever did with them. I could feel him laughing and bring the bantz back at me.

It makes it better.
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In my opinion when you die, your soul leaves your body and enters a hidden pool containing all the souls nature has ever created. After a certain time your soul gets kind of recycled and transferred to the body of a human being or an animal. If there is no need for your soul to enter another body it stays in the pool.
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>>689588604
cringe
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>>689587057
>femanon here

no cares, shit-tits
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>>689591216
This
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>>689591344
This is roughly the hindu concept of atman
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>>689591383

no u
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>>689591706
Keked
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>>689590201
dude jon snow knows nothing

LUL

:P
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>>689583082
I like to think that in the far future, technology has been invented that can scan the history of the universe. When you die, you'll be resurrected in the future using this technology.

Humans have a tendency to fight against death. The ultimate conquest would be removing it from human history by reversing it entirely.
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>>689591284
I'll try it again sometime, take a cigar out to his old house on the lake where we used to sit and talk. I miss him a lot. Thanks anon
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Leben geht weiter for everyone else
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>>689591344
the Guff anon, that pool is called the Guff. That's from the Bible, or Talmud
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THE UNIVERSE WILL EXPERIENCE A HEAT DEATH BURNING OUT ALL OF THE STARS AND ALL LIFE WILL CEASE TO BE
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>>689584663
what happens when the world ends and humanity ceases to exist?
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>>689583082

You cease to be,because your brain ceased to be.
Just cause you're a creature with a mind I.E cognitive faculties including consciousness, perception, thinking, judgement, and memory
Does not mean you get any special treatment or an afterlife. you die like that bear you shot in the face,except you used to contemplate life on 4chan and fap to tranies :')
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>>689590920
Haha ya basically. How valuable is consciousness floating through space without something it can use to perceive and communicate?
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I personally have recently started to believe that when we die it's like turning out a light to all the senses, and everlasting blackness surrounds you.

There is no body to feel or thoughts to think, no emotion or anything. I've started to have dreams of where it's a sense of just void. I just see what I've started to call, dark dreams, with normal dreams as well. Getting myself ready for whatever happens.

Who what happens. Let's just find out ourselves.
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>>689591907
I'd be very angry if that was the case. They'd better let me lie.

I'm talking to you, admonitor.
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>>689583082
What happens to the light when you turn it off.
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>You pop out the next pussy
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When i took acid for the first time (fairly large dose, 300ug) i had an experience which i'd like to think is what death, or rather being dead is like. I was in the forest, and I can't remember the transition, but I remember having no sensory input at all. I was completely blind, deaf. All I percieved was myself in complete darkness, just a concentration of energy in a vast void. and when i started moving colors would wash over this black canvas, almost like liquid curtains just draping over the darkness in beautiful colours. I felt completely at one with the universe, and at the same time, I felt nothing.
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>>689591706
lol
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u go to another random dimension, like john frusciante says
now we are all in a 3d dimension, but nothing lasts forever
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>>689583082
I like to think that you just replay your life on an infinite loop.
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>>689592212
Useless. So it will just be a black void. which is probably the same as before you where born.
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>>689583082
Liquidity and putrescence.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kovwm_the-x-files-s-3-e-4-clyde-bruckman-s-final-repose_tv?start=1480
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>>689591344
>>689585814

This is a theory of a few religions.
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>>689583082
You stop living
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>>689583082
You die
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>>689590002
>Just stop
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>>689592234
>>689592409
eh, samefag? kek
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>>689583082
I don't know man but i will find out you will find out everyone will find out what happens or doesn't happen we just have to wait and see or experience
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reincarnation or not, the earth will disappear in billions of years. the "soul" doesnt exist, we are just molecule but even if it existed, it couldnt survive in the nothingness, without planet. our existence has no point, we are here with hazard. nothingness is our destiny. sorry for my english.
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>>689591103
This seems more plausible then anything else said in thread. Death IS regret, but most people don't die until whatever they regret...suddenly stops. Then, all the air whooshes out of the balloon and a moment later someone turns off the lights. If it was an easy death...usually your body clicks and whirrs fot another couple hours. I have seen death, and once they're gone...they are completely gone besides what you remember.

Death is closure, for everyone.
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>>689592626
would suck if you died after you were born
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>>689591930
The jews did it first.
Fml
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>>689592900
time is nothing
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>>689592626
god damn that would get old fast.
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>>689592641
Exactly. Our conciousness has always been and always willl be part of the universe. We just cease to experience.
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>>689591284
Yeah guns make everything better :)
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>>689592574
>>689592574
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>>689592805
Thats the thing though. We wont find out. You will likely cease to exist so you will not be able to percieve and answer to the question.
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>>689592833
"Suffering is the clinging of mind."
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>wow what a great thread
>post opinion
>hit update
>mile of shitposting between last good post and mine

I was sooo close to finding a good thread, dammit.
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>>689593505
dude i just said something that was on tumblr
dude im ashamed as fuck
take my opinion as a joke pls
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>>689583082
decomposition
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>>689593698
Which one was yours, faggot? Ill reply to it.
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whatever comes after /b/ros, heres to it
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>>689593337
So with that our perception of time vanishes aswell. as you lose all your senses. no thoughts nothing whatsover....
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>>689583082
Sweet release from the isolated island of Earth as the energy that is you returns to the universe.
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>>689593644
Life IS hell. Death IS heaven. Makes waaaay more sense then you're supposed to think.
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>>689593813
>>689592833
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>>689593783
Nigga i just made that,for you. cause you're a big Guy ;)
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Think about it
One day all of us will die, everyone on this thread, board, internet.
The only traces that will be left of us is:
Spiderman threads, YLYL, Trap, Furry, Sauce and Loli.

We are absolute shit.
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>>689593891
Exactly. Time only exist for those who can percieve relativity. You dont have to understand it just percieve it.
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>>689594092
ur fucking good making that kind of images anon
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You wake up as an alien, holding a bong, and the other aliens ask how your trip was
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I've died once when I was little and you'd think it's like falling asleep and not waking up anymore, that you never know you ever even existed. But I felt myself floating out of my body and I was still a consciousness and I went to a place what someone would consider heaven, it's just a passage to be reborn again. I felt so much at peace, it was like a warm bath and felt peaceful and loved. When I got back into my body I was upset that I got back. After my experience I started remembering things of past lives. Things that I couldn't possibly have known for a 7 year old. And the more I meditate now the more I understand about it all. I went into an astral projection once in meditation but that scared me because it felt the same way as dying. You might think I'm bonkers after reading this, but this is what I experienced and I thought I'd share it with everyone.
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>>689594086
Haha i already replied to it with a relevant quote from Ram Dass
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>>689594519
Bitch please...
Be a little original, for fuck sake.
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>>689593408
when you are feeling low, bring out your guns and shoot a few boxes of ammo. You'll feel better.

It worked for Omar over the weekend.
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>>689583082
Go on a journey through the Underworld before meeting King Enma and going to either Heaven or Hell for a while before rebirth.
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>>689594519
You didn't die. Obvs you were still attached. So no, no one who has a "near anything" experience can say it was related at all.
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>>689594503
This or you were plugged into a simulation where you experence this entire life in what is only minutes for you in your alien world.
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>>689583082
Well, first they remove all your organs while you are still awake enough to feel it. They don't waste anesthesia on a dead fag, so you can feel the knife carving out your liver, then they crack your ribs and take out your still pulsating heart. finally they shred away your skin, each tear an eternity of agony, it will mostly be used in skin creams, but some of it will go to help burn victims. Bones and tissues are next, thankfully by this point you will no longer feel anything as the nerve endings will have finally been shredded.

Then you slip into the long sleep, goodnight sweet prince
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>>689587931
So you are telling me i dont have to wake up from a "lucid" type of dream?

WOW.
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>>689588762
You're frightened of God because you're such a degenerate.
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>>689594362
do you think you would be able to percieve other conciousnesses? or you wouldnt because you lose all sorts of senses?
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i find it so incredibly fascinating that one day, i'll just be gone, and that's that. No more consciousness, no more anything really. It might sound depressing, but when you're dead you won't be worrying about anything. I used to be afraid of death, but now I just want to live while I can. If that doesn't make you feel free as fuck, i don't know what will.
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>>689594621
Fucking Nice. That quote is extremely enlightening. Ram dass huh?
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>>689583082
You die.
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>>689594519
Please tell us how you died?
I'm actually interested.
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>>689583082
nothing
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>>689595027
You can't ride one pole forever
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>>689584269
You'll be dead, don't worry.
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>>689583082
i was born 1992, i doint remember anything befor it, i dont know the 70's, 80's world war 1 or 2 if i wasn't told about those things in school and the internet i would have no idea. i think death is exactly the same thing but going the other way.
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>>689595005
You may be able to percieve in a way we cant understand but i personally believe your consiousness just becomes part of the universe again. It becomes part of the "conciousness pool again." The ego is destroyed therefore any need for the self is gone. You just become part of god or the universe.
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>>689595027
Its hard thinking that both me and you will be dead.

Very sad indeed but you wont feel the sadness anymore which is great. Worst part will be saying bye to your loved ones.
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>inb4 fagit you're scared to die.

Honestly? I believe that we are born again, total lucky dip what you are born as though, could be a pig, could be a dog.

The fact that you are alive, reading this right now, gives every chance you could be alive again.
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Heaven...
Loljk you rot in a ditch with the rest of your dead nigger relatives
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>>689585814
thank you.
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>>689595494
What do you mean with part of the universe again? just floating around or something
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>>689595547
>The fact that you are alive, reading this right now, gives every chance you could be alive again.

kek ummm not not at all actually.
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you loose your ego, search ego in google if you dont know what it is..
you are nothing, you are everything, you are world you are mass, you are weightless
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>>689595140
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nqiJILyvCAs
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>>689594906
If you are dead there will be no "YOU" to experience any of that. Once your body no longer supports consciousness "you" aren't you body anymore.
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Enjoy the gift of now. Be present with your loved ones because that's all there is. Make now count brothers and sisters.
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>>689588762
what is consciousness?
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You spend eternity nude in the afterlife. People will laugh at your small penis.
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>>689595496
I also find it incredibly fascinating that I'm having a conversation with you, right now. And yet, in 5 minutes I'll leave this thread, probably never converse with you again. You have had an entire life of your own, one I will never know. Life is amazing kek, and I think too much.
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>>689595140

Fuck i posted the vidoe where he talks about it, here.
>>689595027
Check it out
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>>689588762
>You are X subjective thing because I labeled you so
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>>689596005
Consciousness is awareness
Without it there is no world
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>>689595690
Youre welcome, friend.
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>>689596063
>Check it out

?
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>>689585144
Merely speculation.
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>>689595948
that is the dirty little secret of the "donor" industry. They have to harvest your organs while you are still alive, but they can't do it until you are dead.

The solution is to call you dead when you are still alive and harvest away.
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>>689587910
Could be stuff picking up a channel. My old speakers did this, had to get rid of them because at a certain time of day they'd pick up some German radio channel.
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>>689595747
Hard to say. I think conciousness is a form of energy that pairs with biological life. This energy is stored in the universe. Not sure how or where.
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>>689596058
I feel the same thing anon , and that revelation hits my mind when i meet random ppl for the first time on the street or sunthing , then we each go our way
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It's kind if scary to think about. After death, what do we experience? Are we just turned off? Do we just experience nothing? I'm not a religious person at all, but I'm not going play the edgy cynic charade. I'd like to think that there is some sort of type of reality waiting. Maybe we just dream. Most ominous part is that no one can ever find out.
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>>689596560

how tight is your tin foil hat?
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you can choose your own utopia, and live in it.
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>>689596664
Guess we will have to wait and see....
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>>689583082
Everyone that knew you see your collection of piss bottles and go through your internet history.
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End of line.
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>>689596671
Sonder, is the word you're looking for.
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>>689597050
Wait and not see. Haha
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>>689596922
no tinfoil hat anon, those are facts.

Surgical Assistant here, I assist in the harvesting of organs, from those termed "terminal deceased"
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someone kill their self and come back into thread and tell us.
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>>689597099
Do dammit
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>>689596317
potato people can be alive without consciousness, why is it so certain your consciousness ceases when you die?
maybe we are all plugged into machines like in the matrix and can just log in to a new account after death
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>>689596922
how hard is it to make a simple google query?

This is a well known fact.
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>>689596063
Go home anon, you're drunk
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>>689597290
Haha.
Im off now anon, have a wonderful life.
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YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.YOURE ALL GOING TO HELL.
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The same shit that happened before you were born
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would shit myself
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>>689597454
K brb
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>>689583082
You just start of from your latest checkpoint
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>>689597405
Jesus christ no wonder everyone wants to die at home. Fuck you and your soylent green.
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>>689597454
did that, there's 72 virgins waiting for you!
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>>689597559
I thought i fucked up. Then realized i fucked up even more...
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>>689592900
It'd be sort of like when New Vegas autosaves just before you die.
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>>689597590
U too bro. Good convo
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>>689584269
why be scared of the inevitable
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>>689590634
consciousness is just information processing, you think therefore you are, it doesn't really exist it is all an illusion, created by you brain, when you die it will be nothingness, you won't even know you are dead.
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>>689596560
shit senpai I didn't know about this
gonna remove my organ donor thing from my license
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>>689597591
tru.
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Don't you ever laugh as the hearse goes by,
For you may be the next one to die.
They wrap you up in big white sheets
and cover you from head to feet.
They put you in a big black box
And cover you with dirt and rocks.
All goes well for about a week,
Until your coffin begins to leak.
The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout,
They eat your eyes, they eat your nose,
They eat the jelly between your toes.
A big green worm with rolling eyes
Crawls in your stomach and out your sides.
Your stomach turns a slimy green,
And pus pours out like whipping cream.
You'll spread it on a slice of bread,
And that's what you eat when you are dead."
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>>689597840
And I don't have a donor sticker on my fucking drivers license either. I'll keep my organs thank you very much.
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>>689586267
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I believe we live in a reality that's dictated by us not dying.
That is to say, no one lives in the reality in which they die early. It's just a copy of them from someone else's perspective. From their true perspective, their reality if you will, they die of natural causes.

As for what happens after?
Probably reincarnation. There's too much information in my head that very obviously didn't come from this life, so my only guess is that it's from some other life I lived.

(Examples being, I've always known a couple things about the nature of movement, and how to manipulate the world around me to my advantage)
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>>689583082
Nothingness. That's why I'm hoping I live long enough for cryogenic freezing or other life-lengthening methods to be a real possibility.
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>>689583082
>What do you think happens when you die?

All kinds of stuff, just none of it involves you.
/thread
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>>689598005
considering how much money they make out of a recently deceased young man, taking off the sticker will do close to nothing. All they have to do is find somebody who will say yes when the "hit" man comes to ask your next of kin.

Trust me when I say that they are good at their jobs.
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>>689583250
i really really hate you for tell the truth...yeah basically your shit yourself and break up into small parts
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>>689597991
Cant argue that. It is the most logical answer after all that our consciousness is not seperate from the body.
But after lots of LSD and DMT its hard to belive there isnt something else happening thats more complex than this single plain of existence.
I agree that when you die it will be nothingness. But i dont neccesarily belive that consiousness is dependent on the meat body.
A consciousness cant percieve without the body its attached to but it is a consciousness none the less.
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>>689598241
Wow our childhood was awesome. An internet for you.
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Fun Science Fact: every cell in your body dies and is replaced at different rates.

You are completely new every seven years. Not a single original cell remains by that time.
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>>689598723
hey buddy stop giving up the internet
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>>689598005
think about it. An organ needs blood flowing through it to remain healthy. As soon as blood stops flowing, organs begin rotting, right away. they just cant let your body die before they harvest your organs. They keep you on life support while harvesting the organs, then pack them on ice for transport to transplant.
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>>689598758
>then why do we die
Because poison makes the system falter and it never works the way it was designed.
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>>689598723
that song goes back to the Civil War, at least. We had a 45 of it way back when.
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>>689583082
Same type of nothingness there was before you were born. We have known this for years, it's a fact. Turns out there is no santa claus man in the sky after all. Move the fuck on
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>>689598758
Brain cells, nigguh.
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>>689598855
It was just one :(
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Obviously our lifeless bodies get fucked by necrophiliacs then get burried. All that hot fudge inside our bodies. We will rot in a cum stained coffin.
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Id like to think each time you become reincarnated as what you wanted to be last life :/
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>>689599164
WHAT
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>>689599095
God is very real stop it
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>>689583730
/thread
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The worst thing about dying is i will loss my 8.5 incher...

I dont want to be reborn with only 4 inches
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>>689591907
But, even if they can somehow get your brain or consciousness and bring it to life again, will it really be you? Will it just be a replica of what your were like, while your stream of thought that you have now ended long before that?
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>>689599231
Why would i want to be a sperg NEET in my previous life
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You find out that MC Humpty is in fact God.

Then you limp to the side like your leg was broken
Shakin' and twitchin' kinda like you were smokin'
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>>689599078
And up until 15 years ago, everyone wasn't a pansy. Yknow...I think the world really did end in 2001. It just doesn't look like we thought.
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>>689599243
How bout i make your god suck my balls?
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>>689599243
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You loose all of your weapons armor and items and have to start at a checkpoint.
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>>689583082
Never ending suffocation jammed head first into a hole and you cant move
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>>689599514
>>689599608
you two are going on the very top of my pray list...Jesus forgive them for they know not what they do
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>>689589244
Sorry for your loss anon, you should try and regain your relationship with your true father as I'm sure its what your dad would of wanted, it takes allot of strength handling loss in sure he would be pleased with you
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>>689599820
Thank you
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>>689583082
I'll go to hell.
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>>689583082
When I die I want to go to animeland to merry my waifu
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Ian juby dot Org

/thread
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>>689599468
Maybe you was one of those successful faggots that had a mental snap and wished they were never famous and could just sit at home and do fuck all
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