Waifu claiming thread. >Claim your Waifu/Husbando >This
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Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>This is not /b/, this is /waifu/
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>I want my minimalism back
>3D is almost always trash
>Down with democracy
>Most importantly, have fun!
QOTT: If you were to meet your waifu today would you be able to communicate with her?
I've figured out a simple means to reduce the amount of copy pasta on /b/. Just like 4chan scans for duplicate images, it can also scan for duplicated text. If you try to submit a post that contains 98% of the same text as some other post, then it can reject your post as copy pasta. This will force stupid 4channers to be more original.
Claimed
>claiming yume
Portugal 1 - 1 Iceland
Superior autism claimed! <3
Akiko claimed
Yes, the power of the internet is astonishing
>>689581834
I enjoy genki characters, that's why she was my favorite. Also she's incredibly similar to my waifu.
>>689582104
Yes.
ITT: Favorite anime OP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z5GDLMYwgc
>claim
>>689582104
Considering I don't speak Jap, probably not
>>689582104
>QOTT
Probably not, but I'd sure try
>Mio
>>689582104
Yes but not like makking her fall for me
But we could talk even tho I might would get annoyed by her talking about herself in 3rd person 24/7
>>689582104
Well considering she's an alien inside of a mech, she probably has a pretty significant database at her disposal, so probably.
still here
Miho claimed
Im going to bed now night/day everyone.
If trips Kyouko get
>>689582176
That's /r9k/.
>Mizore
FUCK OFF TO FUCKING /A/.
>>689581566
But it's so small for two people...
What would you say is your favorite dish?
mos training? What's that? Sorry if I asked before but my memory's got nothing.
>What tools would be needed?
>>689582510
Get back on this dick boi
>>689582510
>/A/
What are you? A newfag?
So, when did you woke up?
2k claimed, hello people
>>689582333
Nah, yours was much less annoying and also not as loud!
>>689582176
Where do you find all these?
>>689582104
I would use the international language of love.
Also drugs, but mostly love.
Best type moon claimed.
>>689582104
Not at all.
>>689582333
Going with the uncontroversial
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJEGb4MPV6I
>>689582509
It's actually a meme :p
>>689582104
nah nigga I only speak spanish ;-;
>>689582333
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVYV-5TeYfg
>>689582689
great fucking post, I love you!
>>689582689
4:30 am
>>689582689
5PM.
>>689582104
>QOTT
I don't see why not.
>>689582104
nope
>>689582698
>>689582689
1 PM
>>689582780
>I only speak spanish ;-;
I knew it!
Dio-sama...
>>689582104
Yes
>>689582422
Just started watching jitsu wa watashi wa. Aizawa and Shiragami a cute
>
Tohsaka claimed
>>689582738
I write them out myself, sushi :o
>>689582949
>
>>689582176
Where do you get your copypasta?
Is it from here?http://halcy.de/kopipe/index.html.down
>>689582793
>>689582780
Stop replying to me.
>>689582875
Are you all retarded or what?
That question was just for a specific person.
>>689582936
How many hours ago, I meant.
Tenryuu claimed
The slav BB is a rare ship too....and pretty OP
>>68958312(you)
>>689583124
two hours ago
>>689583065
>jitsu wa watashi wa
>>689583124(you)
Claiming Seaport Hime.
>>689582104
Yeah. I'd hug her the moment I see her.
>>689583117
I write them myself :o
what's a copypasta? :O
>>689583124
I was just appreciating your post .-.
>>689582550
I'm sure we'll be fine together.
>As long as we can share the bed...
I really enjoy steak, but I'd have to say my favorite dish is meatballs and rice. Simple and filling. It's school for my military job (other than shooting people)
>Well if it's just wiring I'd need solder less connectors or solder and a solder pen, and some needle nose pliers, I can use a knife to strip the wires as needed. Should be simple. Electrical tape would help but isn't needed.
>>689582176
Literally >>>/r9k/
>>689583248
Did you slept well?
>>689583582
Mizore
>>689582104
No
>>689583582
Its a copypasta you newfag
>>689582780
Nooooooooo I got memed on!
>>689583582
So did you!
>>689583596
Nah I woke up at 9 but didn't get up for 4 hours.
>>689583177
>The slav
Well it's russian, of course it's OP.
>>689583894
And Premiun, so ultimate OP boat.
>>689583884
Oh.
I found a nice board game a steam, 100% orange juice or something, seems fun.
>>689583961
>>689583961
>>689583961
Are you bringing back OSC?
>>689583961
>>689583495
I only have a very small futon to sleep on as well...
>But i guess you just said that's okay~
Ohhhh, are we gunna see whose steak is better?
>Probably yours
And I see, what mechanical stuff do you know about?
>I have practically all of those, and solder less connectors would be dirt cheap!
>Battery charging, found the key.
>Think chain/general cable lube would be safe for a clutch line?
>>689583961
Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend.
Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend's rump.
"Stop.." Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away.
Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured.
He shook Hobbes awake. He didn't wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. "What, Calvin?" He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep.
"I love you."
"I love you too.." Hobbes said awkwardly. 'What is this about?' He wondered.
"Do you really love me?"
"Yeah, why?" Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten.
"I want to mate with you.." Calvin blushed.
"Wait! What? You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said "fresh" and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though "nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air"!
I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.
>>689582203
Cheering for my nordic brethren.
>>689584156
I don't have a steam
>>689584156
>>689584343
No.
>>689584565
Yes
>>689584480
>>689584370
What were you doing for those 4 hours?
Watching the ceiling?
here
>>689584092
>Premium Russian BB
As a DD captain I must say I love those big dumb ships.
>>689584343
>>689584565
Portugal is supposed to win, but they are somehow fucking up. It's a great match so far, anything can happen.
>>689584239
You've shown me your futon.
>You said we'd sleep chest to chest...
Is it a competition?
>Im better at desserts
I know generator motors have magnets.
>Like hardly any.
Yeah wiring isn't hard, it's all about understanding the flow of electricity.
A multimeter would also be great but not necessary.
>I don't know what a clutch line is
>Shrugemoticon.txt
>>689584835
I was trying to fall asleep.
Since the original Yandere-chan was complaining a little about existing two of he, I'm going to change to Oka Ruto
>>689585317
megumin
>Yuiko btw
Yuno is best girl.
>>689585501
Bait for me...
>>689585317
Can i use the pics you posted?
>>689582104
She would pick up English quickly enough, but Im good with body language.
Rory-sama claimed
>>689585313
I want to eat this so much, but I don't find jelly in my country, just jam.
>>689584956
>anything can happen
That's right, we even had rain today. We do have enough time to score another.
>>689586011
Use jam. Same shit.
>chefbro
>>689585772
Do as you want. I'm gonna make a folder on Drive later for ya
>>689583065
Yeah they're cuties, I love em. I highly suggest reading the mango though, they changed A LOT of stuff in the anime. Like they totally fucked the timeline in the anime.
>>689582104
AOTT: I wouldn't need speaking, only headnods and "hmmn hmmn".
So its time
Have a good day/night /waifu/
>>689586127
I'm a Gourmet Hunter can confirm
>>689586090
Cute image
>>689586127
Oh, okay, thank you.
>>689586399
Good night, sleep well (if you're going to bed)
>>689586399
Night Yume
>>689586011
You don't have jelly?
What country do you live in?
>>689586550
Pakistan.
>>689586550
Why? U jelly?
>>689584956
Until they look in your general direction.
>>689586702
Borak?
ay yo
>>689586550
>>689586849
That's me in real life.
>>689586090
>We do have enough time to score another.
Iceland does too.
>Iceland's first Euro Cup
>1-1 against Portugal
That's some serious shit. Portugal better go all out, this isn't only about points, it's about prestige now.
Cristiano pls.
>>689586752
I like to stay out of detection range. Drop torps and gtfo. Big ships don't like to change course or speed.
>>689586702
Pakistan hasn't invented jelly?
>>689587238
Luckily they don't.
Though I don't really play torpedo boats much more because the Mutsuki and hatsuharu are so annoyingly bad.
>>689586849
Borat is from Kazakhstan, by the way.
>>689587600
I don't know, yet.
Anyway, which one do you love the most
Sleeping or living?
>>689585182
>T-That I did~
Perhaps?
>I'm not, but I love desserts~
Haha, that's still more electrical than anything.
>Multimeter
Those things are pricey, aren't they?
>In a manual (See: Every bike that's not for wusses), there's a clutch that you have to let go of for the motor to put any power to the wheels. The clutch line is the line that connects the pedal/lever to the clutch itself. (I actually don't know if cars use a line, or if it's a hydraulic system) If that cable snaps, you have no way of effectively stopping the bike without it being very very rough. So in order to minimize that risk, you keep the clutch line lubed up with specialized lube.
>Ended up doing it
>Clutch feels WAY smoother now
>Even got rid of that annoying squeaking that I couldn't figure out
>>689586090
>>689587986
>Anyway, which one do you love the most
>Sleeping or living?
I wish that I didn't have to sleep so I could be shitposting at all times.
>>689586925
Hello Mugi
>mio
>>689587191
I mean Borat
>>689588242
But you are not shitposting right now.
You are having a normal discussion with me.
It's ogre.
Portugal 1 - 1 Iceland
Great job Iceland. Historic.
Portugal, wth man?
>>689587630
I hate the Mutsushit... Such a downgrade from the Minekaze.
I'm not especially good with gunboats though, I tried the Tier 3 Jap BB, the Kawachi and jesus christ...
Cruisers are kinda fun though.
>>689588526
How do you know I am not shitposting in another thread?
>>689588359
Him?
>>689588775
Oh.
I didn't tought about this.
>>689588532
Battleships are just terrible in early tiers, then tons of fun at tier 5 & 6, then starting to get annoying with CV's and higher tiers DD's again.
>>689588892
Exactly
>>689589050
Poi a best ship
>oc
>>689588014
If you want we can sleep back to chest.
>You'll have to hold onto me though, so I don't fall off.
I love making cakes.
>Shocking, isn't it?
Yeah multimeters are like 80 bucks if I remember right, really great for someone who constantly works on electricity.
>So you constantly hold it down? Or hold it down when you shift? It's by your feet right?
>I like that pic, sundresses are cute.
>Mizore
>>689588892
Second best Sacha Baron Cohen character, after Alli G.
>>689588892
The guys sister in that is sexy
>>689588014
Yeah. Losing a clutch is scary.
>Ive lost my clutch while heading towards a roundabout
>twice
>so glad I learned clutch less gear shifts to get it in neutral
>clutch line was frozen in place so I couldnt pull the handle
>when I did it refroze to open
>I was still early for work both times
>>689588532
At least it was not a loss, maybe this helps us wake up for the next match.
>>689589628
Hows it going?
>>689590110
I'm about to take a nap
Just a short one though
>>689589050
>tons of fun at tier 5 & 6
Getting there is hard yo... I'll probably stick to DDs and cruisers. I won't even try CVs
>>689589628
>>689590026
Portugal needs to wake up. They can do much better than this.
Next rivals: Both parts of the former Austro-Hungarian Empire.
And Iceland... They have a chance.
>>689590661
It's not that bad and even the Wyoming is kinda fun as a thick brawler.
>>689590661
WE WUZ KINGS N SHEIT
>>689590462
Why's that?
>>689590661
Hey, weren't those clothes red...
>>689590661
Reminder for the only acceptable thing to listen to while playing wows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMD_BqsYFSA&list=PLNP2eh9eGpTfkcnVc9uMySabA6CPu7N2L
Cruisers also get really bad in the higher tiers, you very easily get instagibbed by citadel hits from enemy ships out of your range.
>Portugal
>Winning
Quake Live is fun, very glad I got it back when it was free.
Hail satan.
>>689589336
>That sounds really comfy~ Let me know if I hold on too tight, okay~?
I wanted to make cupcakes a while ago, and then someone used my baking mix...
>NONONO, RORY'S HERE! DON'T MAKE A PUN!
Might have to get one if I plan on doing things with the electrical systems, eh?
>Clutch levers for bikes are always on the left handle bar, while the shifter is the left foot. Pull in the clutch lever, shift up or down, and then let the lever back out. You're able to shift without using the clutch lever, but some bikes don't take kindly to it.
>I've always wanted a sundress, but I couldn't pull one off well... you probably could, I should get you one!
>>689589780
Coming to a- nah. Fuck that. ZX has a hydroclutch, so I'm a tad bit curious to see how it holds up compared to a wire clutch. I've heard they're far less likely to suddenly fail.
>>689590893
I'm just a bit tired
I only got 5 hours of sleep
>>689591458
Oh I see, well I hope you have a good nap
With that, I'm off everyone. I'll be back again tomorrow like usual. Bye all!
>>689591727
Farewell
>eat my tits
>I'll eat your shit
>you fuck my mother
>>689591357
>I'd like if you held me tight, don't worry~
Just have to hide the mix!
>No puns? I thought they were obligaRORY!
You don't need one, but it helps diagnose problems and keeps you safe.
So like manual car clutch and shifter, just reversed and on the handle.
>Do you think I could pull it off? I'm not sure about my shoulders...I'd be willing to try anything you think will look good on me.
>>689591922
>>689592725
>>689592401
>Then I'll hold you close~
Like I hide my pudding mix? I have a pack of powder pudding mix in my drawer that's....2 years past expiration date.
>Brb kms
Hmm, fair enough.
Yep! Exactly right!
>I'm pretty sure you could make it work, cutie~
>Want to make copies of my registration papers so I don't have to lug around this folder in my backpack
>Realize I don't actually know what my registration paper looks like
Send help.
>>689592241
>>689593703
What was that?
Kazakhstan is the greatest country in the world
Cause all the others are run by little girls
>>689594198
Because I live in it.
Too bad they don't have jelly.
>>689592119
>this is a delicacy in Pakistan
>>689593500
>Please do~
You have to eat the pudding and gain it's wisdom.
Are you going to put yourself out of your MIZOREY?
>Woo! Got one!
I'm not sure, but I'll try it out for you if I can!
>Those tan lines and should slip
>Wew!
>Send help
On my way!
>It should just be a signal paper with a state seal, shouldn't it?
Claimed.
>>689592488
>Can I only have fun below tiers 6-7? Because goddamn shit's bad.
Basically
If trips Kyouko get
>>689594812
yo fam
>>689595110
What's up Mugi?
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world all other countrys are run by little girls. Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium! Other countries have inferior potassium. Kazakhstan home of the tinshein swimming pool it's length thirty metre ans width six metre. Filtration system a marvel to behold it removes 80 percent of human solid waste. Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place, from plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown. Kazakhstan, friend of all except Uzbekistan, they very nosey people withe bone in theire brain. Kazakhstan, industry best in the world, we invented toffee and the trouser belt. Kazakhstan, prostitutes cleanest in the region, except of course for Turkmenistan's. Kazakhstan,Kazakhstan, you very nice place, from plains of tarashenk to northern fence of jewtown. Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader, from juction with testes to tip of its face
>>689594135
No idea. I just felt like calling it mean stuff though. :3
>>689594104
>>689595299
How are you cuties doing today?
>>689595299
>>689595110
Good!
>>689595044
Close.
>>689595487
Alright, I guess.
>>689595044
What will you even do if you get trips?
Close try though.
>>689595413
>number one exporter of potassium!
Guys, it's Kazakhstan!
They are the banana posters!
>>689595538
wot
>>689595299
Nothing much
I just woke up from a short nap
Only got 5 hours of sleep last night
>>689594498
I'm tempted to go make the bigger packet that I got like 6 months ago...
>Why do that when I can put myself in Mizore instead~
Oh right, I needed to ask you something and forgot to do so before you left that night!
>I'm looking forward to it~
>Sun dresses really are an under rated top tier dress
I have no clue, I always kept everything in a huge folder without thought to it, and am only just now realizing I'd be lost if I was pulled over. According to my grandma, the Bill of Sale for the bike will work since i don't have my pink slip yet.
>>689582104
Yuuko Kanoe
Tasogare Otome x Amnesia
>>689595487
Woke up at like 9PM, still haven't quite woke up yet.
>>689595925
Sleeping's hard, I agree.
>>689595538
Good indeed.
>>689596072
Go running sometime before you go to bed, that'll make sleeping easier. Or just exercise in general.
>>689596072
I went to bed at 5 am m8
>>689596462
Bork
>>689595869
hi
>>689596665
ONE OFF DAMNIT
>>689595951
You could make mud cake with all that pudding.
>O-Oh wow...
What did you forget to ask, which night?
>Your picture was very cute.
>Yes they are, a symbol of cute purity, plus it's like a long skirt.
For Virginia it's just a piece of paper with a bunch of stuff on it and the state seal.
>>689596692
Hey friendo!
>>689596462
>exercise in general
Not going to lie, I'm too lazy for this shit.
>>689596532
Everyday fam.
4PM-9PM then 5AM-7AM is my sleeping pattern.
>>689591357
Yeah. I had to control speed entirely with throttle and gears. Fuck doing that again.
>holy balls was it cold riding into work
>i guess you could say that its not a good form of morning glRory
>>689596872
hey how are you
>>689596915
Do it for Yui. That's the reason I run, for my waifu.
There's a special place in hell for people who make the dub default in DL releases.
>>689595413
This my sister, she is Number three prostitute in all of Kazakhstan
>>689596872
Or I could just make a big bowl of pudding and eat it all.
>Hehe~
>Cute purity
And thus I know why Mizore would look great in a sun dress~
I'm sure that's it here as well. I'll ask my aunt when she gets home.
>>689597038
I'm cutting your brake lines.
Also, I may be retarded. When checking the clutch line I made sure I had the bite point set correctly after messing with it, and I forgot to turn my bike off.... for 2 hours. My battery is kill.
>>689597111
>That's the reason I run, for my waifu.
I like you
>>689597111
Don't guilt trip me fam.
However those trips make it seem like the right thing.
