Good morning, Anonymous.
Earth anons are more fun than those on the moon, so I slipped away to come visit. I can't tell fortunes but I'm always here to talk! I have a few hours before my superiors notice I'm missing, ehehe.. So who wants to keep a lonely moonbunny company till then?
I guess someone has to look if Chief isn't here.
Here's the bun I'm watching
>>689546891
Thank you~
>>689546924
Awwww, are his eyes red? He looks like a vampire!
>>689546891
Who will curse it then if Chief's not looking?
>>689547149
It's an albino!
Having no pigment, the eyes don't have any color letting the red shine through.
I think Reisen is albino too.
>>689547352
Don't curse it!
>>689547500
My eyes are this way for entirely different reasons!
![tumblr_nwf3cmlotT1suwy83o1_540[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/hwaAgZ6.gif "tumblr_nwf3cmlotT1suwy83o1_540[1].gif")
>>689546924
That's quite a bun.
>>689547808
It would be quite unfortunate if it were cursed.
>>689547149
It's not like I'm doing it for you. I just can't leave a thread alone when someone with such poor taste is running it.
>>689547352
Please don't curse.
This was far sooner than i expected!
I hope it works out for you hun~<3
>>689548057
And then I forgot a picture.
>>689547935
Good thing we have lots of bunny paws in this thread to bring fortune!
>>689547935
P-please don't curse it! Is this blackmail? What do you need me to do?
>>689548057
Gah... Oww.. That hurt..
>>689548146
Uu~
>>689548234
True! W-wait.. This isn't something I should be happy about, is it?
>>689548149
That's unfortunate.
>>689548234
But all the bunnies...
I can spare a bump, sure.
>Enjoy /o/s latest autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvTE7t_n6sk
>>689548328
That was one of the less harsh things I've said about your taste, I think.
>>689548368
Why is everything misfortune with you?
>>689548423
>im@s
Why
This is a post, to help the thread.
>>689548368
*trembles*
>>689548423
Wow. All the anons of moonchan do is post ascii emoticons at each other all day. Yu guys actually make one!
>>689548730
Yeah but... But. but...
>>689548785
T-thank you!
>>689548987
But what?
>>689548730
>Love Live!
Because.
>>689548987
That's actually the 4th one!
1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9UiHYHZ2SI
2: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uemVwlGBS_M
3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hT5JIAgEAc
>>689549176
>Maki
>>689548423
Now listening on loop
>>689548785
spotted
>>689548987
Is moonchan on an intra or what? How do I access it?
>>689549176
Oh!
More songs!
>>689548987
How are you, cutie?
>>689549148
That's still so mean! My taste is impeccable. You're just jelly.
>>689549176
Whaaaaa! How cool... What else do earth anons create together?
>>689549320
By going to the moon, of course! It's only on moonnet, that is... Our wifi doesn't quite reach the earth!
>>689549332
I'm alright! How are you?
>>689549289
>Not Maki
>>689549320
>Xelvis 250
Comfy bike, nice look. Enjoy the autism!
>>689549676
Hmmm, not quite sure to be honest.
I didn't know the moon rabbit made threads
>>689549728
I was anticipating, "They get together and make fur-piles! But maybe this isn't the board that does that..?
>>689549676
I'm not sure you can claim that Kirino is impeccable taste...
>>689549728
In fairness Maki is acceptable.
>>689549899
Apparently she does now.
>>689549676
I would say "the usual", but I don't think we've ever talked before~
I'm great, summer break started today,
>>689549728
A-autism? I don't know anything about bikes...
>>689549899
Neither did I!
>>689550067
Got any plans?
>>689549899
First one! They'll probably be morning threads. Maybe alternating days. This is a test run!
>>689549931
I can! And I will! Kirino is impeccable taste. Cute, smart, athletic, creative, into little sisters... Hmm, I think there's not a single bad thing about her.
>>689550067
Then it's nice to meet you! And I see~ A break from school, then? Do you live close to the beach? We don't have those on the moon so I find them fascinating. We only have water parks.
>>689550261
I mean, she's also into her brother.
>>689550261
Well Chief and Bloodchan aren't here, so you're already off to a great start
>>689550463
That's.. b-bad? I mean a sister would be better for sure but incest is wincest...
>>689550261
I live very close to a beach, but I can't swim!
Do they have lots of gardens on the moon? I can't imagine rabbits could survive on cheese alone.
Actually, do you post on /moe/? There's another bunny there, named floop.
>>689550703
Ah, you don't like chief? I always thought he was a swell guy.. D-did he do something to you?
*hands you a courtroom doll*
Where did he touch you..?
Ah but really, thanks for stopping by!
>>689550818
I do not! But I could check it out..! As for swimming, that really sucks. I wish I could just teach you myself like Reimu taught me...
>>689550703
There's something wrong with Chief?
>>689550706
Little sisters are the only way to go, Reisen...
>>689551039
W-well I know they're better but she doesn't have one! So.. what choice did she have, hmm? Abstinence is depressing!
>>689551269
For some, I guess.
>>689550999
>>689551039
He's a mormon... Does that not scare you? (I'm not being serious btw)
>>689551269
>>689551349
Yeah, for some.
>>689546537
>>689546891
>>689546924
>>689547149
>>689547352
>>689547500
>>689547808
>>689547883
>>689547935
Fuck off. Avatar-fagging is a bannable offence.
>>689551351
Hey, there's nothing wrong with Mormon Jesus.
>>689551351
Wha! I didn't know! I had no idea! What if he stps by my house some day and.. and.. T-tires to convert me to some impure religion!? Protect meeee!
>>689551425
Ahaha.. There are some cases where it's perfectly fine~
>>689551619
Korean Jesus is better.
*Hi everyone, you may think that i'm late but in reality i'm just super late, which is nothing to be prpud of but i'm trying to hide that fact in the first place, don't be too mad at me!*
>>689551587
As if there's anything worthwhile to discuss on /b/ anonymously nowadays.
>>689551703
I wouldn't know. I kind of prefer anime Jesus though.
>>689551619
He's against drinking though.
>>689551619
I guess its true. You can't touch mormon jesus
>>689551703
Scary, right? It's okay, we'll keep you safe
>>689551587
Everyone count the (You)s!
I got two!
>>689551703
...What's perfectly fine again?
>>689551818
Well, you're not too late this time!
>>689551832
This, kinda
>>689551903
After last night I kind of understand it...
>>689551925
I'm not sure I'd want to.
>>689552005
I didn't even get one (You) how sad...
>>689552189
Same. He's all gross and...mormon-y
>>689551846
Anime jesus would love Kirino best.
>>689551925
Thank you ;~;
>>689552005
Abstinence? It just terrifies me is all.
>>689552189
*resists perverse joke about touching mormon jesus*
Aaah, I'm much too pure for that~
>>689552005
I got none on that. I guess I'm not avatarfagging hard enough.
>>689552497
Probably doesn't even shave.
>>689552519
Anime Jesus is too pure for that.
>>689552557
You haven't been talking enough, probably.
>>689552005
*Thanks to you of course, it's remarkable how quickly you managed to warn me this time.*
>>689548146
*Hi Marisa, now i should be able to ask you how has your day been, right?*
>>689551587
*You'll be the meanie of this thread, we need someone like you so don't disappoint us, that being said do your worst.*
>>689546537
I insert my schwanz into the OP's fantasy girlfriend's anus.
hello OP
I ejaculat powrefuly
the OP's fantasy girlfriend explodes from the force and volume of my seamin
A tear roll's down the OP's cheek
I defecate
Ahhh it is good to be the king! The schwanz king!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hO0dgzFRnj
>>689552557
I got three~! But that's no surprise since I started the thread, wahaha...
>>689552698
Are hentai jesus and anime jesus different dudes? I'm confused.
>>689552772
Hi there! Welcome!
>>689552918
OMG, schwanz king! I missed you so much! Please give me more and more schwanz..!
>>689552918
What even. Also why the one random German word?
>>689553070
Anime Jesus is an actual thing.
>>689552772
You can set steam to notify when people come online!
This is a key thing if you want to be as annoying as possible!
>>689553137
Don't be silly, any religions involving jesus are just scams. The only real religion revolves around purity. So how can anime jesus be a real thing?
>>689553182
Hehehe.. You silly, you.
>>689553447
I've forgot what the name of the anime is, but there's a literal anime Jesus.
>>689553594
That doesn't surprise me at all. But that doesn't make him real! Only purity is real.
*hands you a pamphlet about purity*
Study up!
>>689546537
fuck off space nigger
>>689553070
*Hello Raisin, so.....what's this thread all about?*
>>689553182
*Don't even say it you will never be annoying, what would i ever do without you around after all?*
Now cooking...
Please wait warmly.
>>689553816
Purity is an unrealistic ideal. We here support lewdness in all its forms.
>>689553860
She can crash on the Sun if she wants
http://www.strawpoll.me/10483582
This poll will be a very good poll.
>>689553960
However we still kinkshame.
>>689554069
You missed out the answer involving them loving dick more.
>>689553816
How do you know so much about purity...
>>689553960
How lewd
>>689554069
>mfw I forgot to add an option about purity
>>689554224
roasted
>>689553070
The best bunny ears girl! ^,^
>I defecate extra majestically and powrefully just for you
>The schwanz is made extra erect
>it is insreted into the left bunny ear and the good time nostalgia feeling pelvis thrust begins
Unf unf unf
>With much unfulation the lewd thrust gyration makes the powreful ograsm
>The rich seamin explodes out from the schwanz and comes out the other ear
>Both bunny ears of the best bunny ears girl are pragnated
Ahhhhh! It is good to be the king! ^,^
>>689554222
We support lewdness in all forms. Aside from furries and the whole DDLG thing or whatever it is.
>>689554274
Lewdness is important.
>>689554069
*Damn, you forgot to add the option "They are cuter!" I'm very displeased son.*
>>689554524
*spams E*
>>689554069
I voted, you win
>>689553860
Ah! How cruel. I just wanted to say hi to anonymous. H-here. Now I don't have to get out, right? Those are the rules?
>>689553940
Ah, well this particular one is just sort of to see whether anyone would actually have fun in a thread made by me. And I think it seems like the answer is yes! I'll think of a 'purpose' for any subsequent threads so lease bear with me until then!
>>689553960
Ah? Then you're supporting pure lewdness. I can respect that.
>>689554222
I don't even do that!! How hypocritical.
>>689554069
Ah.. This really flatters me..
*blush*
>>689554274
It's my religion!
>>689554224
Ah.. W-what's wrong with enjoying carrots..?
>>689554368
Aaah! with this, I'll surely be pregnant.. You'll stay and take responsibility, right..?
>>689554376
Poor furries.
>>689554376
I guess it is. Especially when you're doing it
>>689554795
It is? Since when?
>>689554795
Nothing wrong with lewdness.
>>689554795
Lol, no Anonymous in this thread.
Only the circlejerkers.
>>689554334
And the most scientific answer is that they weigh less, on the moon, because muh moon gravitational field strength.
>>689554784
Yes.
>>689554795
I'm glad that you seem to be having a good time.
By the way, how do you survive on Earth, what with the atmosphere, and more intense gravitational field strength?
You weigh 6 times more here than on the Moon.
I'm no stranger to the Moon, by the way.
>>689555072
I mean, that's a little...
>>689554795
*So is this actually your first thread?*
>>689554682
*-Medic leaves the game (Ragequit)-*
>>689554795
The schwanz king will always take the responsibility!
>>689555072
It's the religion of all moonbunnies! I just purify myself when I get back to the moon. I-i can still enjoy impure things that way, right..?
>>689555092
I'll lewd you, then!
>>689555233
True. That will be fixed in the future~ I had no draw factor like fortunes... But there's also no Ika, soooo...
>>689555247
That's simple. Am stronk bunny. Stronkest buny, even.
>>689555290
I enjoy lewdness when it comes from you too, ufufuuuu...
*Creepy stare*
>>689555432
Yes!
>>689555557
Ah.. Great! Between my lewdnes and your schwanz, our kids will get more tail than any who have ever lived before them! Their lives will be paved with orgies!
>>689555290
I, uh...
>>689555432
I swear medic mains have buddha like patience
>>689555747
Why this.
>>689555826
Why.
>>689555432
>>689555826
I haven't played TF2 in a while, but I did like playing Medic.
I only would get pissed off in two situations.
1: Some retard wastes the uber that I give them
2: Some retard acts entitled when I fail to heal them, because they think they're the only player that needs help
>>689555747
>>689556021
It isn't my fault you're so charming! You even insult my taste and yet...
>>689556047
>plying TF2 now that overwatch exists
>>689556067
AH!
*pounce!*
>>689556021
You know why
>>689556047
I get kinda pissed when my team fails to protect me, but then again I play in pubs all the time so I can't really complain.
>>689555747
I guess that can work. We might need to talk to the lewd council members just to make sure
>>689556021
Why what?
>>689555826
*I swear to God, once i tried playing as a Medic and i couldn't, it's just too much when you have to care about the enemy team that wants specifically your blood and your team of selfish bastards.*
>>689555747
*Oh ok, good to hear that i guess, so there will be more of them, right?*
>>689556021
Even I know why.
>>689556268
>I haven't played TF2 in a while
What the fuck is reading, Reisen?
>>689556268
You say that like like you enjoy it.
>>689556270
I kind of don't.
>>689556282
Why would you say something like that?
>>689556430
You do?
>>689556430
Shush. You know nothing
>>689556419
Exactly
>>689556594
I didn't say anything.
>>689556282
I'm the chairman of the board, wahaha~
>>689556419
With any luck! In the mornings, a bit earlier than this, probably.
>>689556506
Right, so you're just following obvious logic! I did read, dummy.
>>689556594
W-well, I wouldn't say that I enjoy that particularly but any attention from you is a great thing, so...
>>689556781
You did.
>>689555747
Schwanzmoonbunny orgies for all! ^,^
>The schwanz is insreted into the babby moonbunny manufacture hole and is the thrust vigorus lewd hip shake
>The internet is consulted to find the how is babby formed
Moonbunny babby~! Come out~! Aaahhhhhhh! (the powreful ograsm is had)
>The schwanz regally edgeaculates the seamin to form moonbunny babby
>All is right with ZA WARUDO
>>689556900
I was about to say, I could sit here insulting your taste forever.
>>689556594
I do.
>>689556781
Rood.
>>689556900
Hah, well then I guess you're fine then
>>689556910
I don't recall. There must be some mistake
>>689557205
narp
>>689556900
>dummy
>I can process information faster than any of you
>I know the inner workings of atoms themselves
>I can bend space with as much as a thought
My shitposting is leagues beyond yours. Observe.
>>689557089
why, my peenus weanus of course :)
hahah! :D
it's my weeeeeeeeenus peanus! :) haha
What is your favorite superhero? my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D
hahaha!
>>689557205
Well I don't. Just going to assume it's not my cheery personality.
>>689557409
Sure I'll let it slide.
>>689557089
You are always welcome in my threads.
*salutes*
>>689557095
Mm.. Just make sure to slip in a, "Well, I guess ___ part isn't so bad..." now and then.
*blush*
>>689557205
I like your hat..!
>>689557409
You can be vice chairman if you demonstrate your ability to be lewd!
>>689557575
P-please don't ever do that again.
>>689557601
You have a much more solemn and unique charm! Being cheerful is easy. Just look at me~
>>689557946
>P-please don't ever do that again.
I had to use the copypasta to show you that my shitposting power is great.
>>689557575
Hello the bluefaced mister peenus weanus! The please explain for us? Is the weanus like the butt, and the anus, or is it the different? What superpowers does the peanus weenus :D have?
>>689557601
Whew...
>>689557946
Thank you for the offer, but I can't into lewd.
Also, this:
>You have a much more solemn and unique charm!
>>689558351
It was a /v/ copypasta.
...
But it can change size, shape, color, it can teleport, multiply itself, and cause both real and internet cancer.
>>689558924
>>689558211
Yes but a bowl is most useful when it is empty.
>>689558351
DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM
>>689558385
You can't? That's sad, you're so cute! Blonde haired lolis with twintails are just my type.
>>689558705
Stooooooop.
>>689558924
Aah!
>>689558976
Aaah! What is this sexy ear assault!?
>>689558976
Reminder that this filename is how every Briton talks. I sure am glad I'm an American, even if I'm a glowing blue Jewish Alternate Timeline American.
I love my country, even though it really isn't that good.
>>689559174
>Stooooooop.
Relax, I only have one picture of myself shaped like a dick.
>>689559278
Time to turn the tables.
>>689559362
And we're back again.
>>689558385
Sonya looks the cutest but I think Yasuna is the cutest at heart.
>>689559464
I think that was more than enough, huh?
I mean I probably have at least 5 more to post, but who needs that.
>>689559676
I agree
>>689559278
Maybe I can try. Coincidentally, purple haired moon bunnies are my type
>>689560057
That's interesting, but the thought of dangerous weapons is more interesting.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10484049
>>689559362
>>689559464
Ehst is thiiis, one isn't supposed to enjoy being molested...!
I-i have to go back to the moon now! I'll see you all later!
~Reisen
>>689560057
O-oh? Geez, what a terrivle time to have to slip back to my regiment.. I will see you soon! And we'll speak of love and lewd! <3
Goodbye, everyone! Have a good day, alright..? Grab it by the horns and make it surrender to you! Coincidentally. That advice also applies to the bedroom...
~Reisen
>>689560917
I have vast intellect, but poor understanding of how people think and feel. I am essentially god-level autistic.
Let me try...
...
Reisen had to leave anyway, maybe for something urgent, but wanted to announce her leave so as to not sound rude, so she thought up a method to do so.
...
Now, why did she have to leave? Well, we can find out if we look at the letters of the word "Moon."
M-O-O-N.
Mega
Outragous
Ontario
Nutjob.
Is there a really big nutjob in Ontario, doing horrible things?
>>689561244
>Grab it by the horns and make it surrender to you! Coincidentally. That advice also applies to the bedroom...
Reisen and Seija?
You see, this is the conspiracy. Reisen has to leave because Seija's horns are acting up, but she doesn't want us to know that, right?
It's all a scandal, she's taking Seija to the Moon because only the aliens have the tech to operate on her horns...
>>689561244
Later bunny
>>689561391
Probably. Alot of people who used to post in threads with us were lunatics, coincidentally from Ontario
>>689561700
>implying not every Canadian is a lunatic
Ooh, time for /int/
>>689561700
I want to be kissed by Sonya-chan
>>689562949
Who doesn't?
>>689562540
They pretty insane. I mean, bagged milk? Really?
