Female here. How do I cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
Like how do I lure him into going shopping with me and my boyfriend while he carries my shopping bags and pay for the items while me and my boyfriend hold hands? Sometimes he doesn't come if he knows my boyfriend is gonna be there, so I should lure him. Any techniques?
Pic related. That's me and my boyfriend with my friendzoned pet serving as my back rest.
I know this is probably bait but you're a cunt.
nice filename
Step 1. Kil yourself
Just make sure you occasionally send him text messages that are mildly sexually enticing or include a "<3" to make him think there is hope.
Take him into Victorias Secret and make him by you things THEN have your boyfriend show up right when you walk out.
>>689539469
Not a bait. The first time I did this to him I felt bad, but when i saw how uncomfortable he is, like his hands were shaking nonstop the whole time he's with me and my boyfriend, I felt excited.
>>689539240
tits or gtfo
>>689539705
Yeah you're a disgusting cunt who enjoys taking advantage of this kids vulnerability and need for love to manipulate him. Poor fucking kid.
>>689539240
use your penis as a lure with the offer of a free buttfuck is cooperation is received.
>>689539705
tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>689539240
i hope he shoots you and your boyfriend and then fucks your mum tbh it would be 10/10
>>689539240
Fake and kill - but you should consider to kill yourself.
/Thread.
>>689539240
Kill yourself
>>689539240
Start sending flirty/dirty texts. Fuck, you never have to send any nudes either.
>>689539806
he must be also kinda dumb he should get it when she's not into him.
i also realised that my crush is not into me so i dropped her
>>689539240
stupid whore
>>689539980
/thread
Also: You can't /thread your own post you faggot.
>>689539240
The thing I find sad about this entire thing is not the obvious bait. Most of us aren't retarded, it's that you took the time to write this shit and what that says about you. Sad days man.
>>689539240
>implying anyone in that picture is you or someone you know
You're probably not even a girl.
Fuck off with this bait shit.
>>689539980
>>689539950
>>689539806
>>689539469
>friendzoned betas
I have no sympathy for 'men' who get themselves into these situations. Be a man not a fucking doormat faggots!
>>689539686
Are you speaking from experience? Did you cry?
>>689539806
Why do you think his hands were shaking? I thought he's gonna pee himself. I like it when he doesn't know whether to leave or stay. To protest or stay silent. In the end, he doesn't do anything except shake and look like a zombie.
>>689539705
You didn't even rename the fucking image from when you saved it from someone else's post, you retard.
0/10 shitty bait, go back to school and get good.
>>689540314
No I am not speaking from experience but I simply take pleasure in the suffering of others
>>689539705
This reads like bad erotic fiction.
>>689540439
I like you.
>>689540439
Edgy
>>689540663
go back to tumblr
>>689540230
I assure you this isn't bait. I'm a girl who enjoys her power. I just want to take it to the next level.
>>689540137
Thanks. I'm taking notes.
>>689539240
I can see the appeal in why you're doing it, but you have to acknowledge that even though powerful feeling, it's a shitty thing to do.
I literally cucked a freind once. I had sex with my then girlfriend (who he had a huge crush on) in his bed, while he slept or more likely pretended to sleep on the floor. It felt powerful and definitely turned the both of us on more then most other times.
But that being said, it's a shitty thing to do to someone I consider a freind and I'd take it back if I could.
>>689539240
You're a fuckin cunty little bitch OP, I hope you get gang raped by niggers and he holds you down
The filename is as if... as if.. it was downloaded form 4chan! wait, that can't be! or can it? Is it possible?
Tits with timestamp or GTFO
>>689540939
Tits with timestamp or gtfo
>>689541067
did your girlfriend know he had a crush on her? did she look at him from time to time while having sex with you?
>>689539240
>Female here
Tits or GTFO. Come on now, it's not difficult or a new thing!
bumpity bump for interest
>>689540939
Keep talking about how sore you are from your bf last night and ask if he'd come over to watch your little sister/brother/cat while you and bf have sexy time upstairs. Loudly.
>>689539240
your just full of shit faggot
ps. google search image all you newfaggots
>>689539938
Seriously this. This should have been the first and only post.
women are psychopaths
>>689539240
I used to do this to girls back in the day.
>Literally made the girl who was enemies with my gf atm watch me fuck my gf. I told her I was going to fuck her after I was finished with my gf. She agreed as long as after "this night happened" we'd "all" be in a relationship. Pretty sure I fucked her up for the rest of her life.
You need to straighten the fuck up OP, you'll feel bad about it later.
>>689539240
You shouldn't even hold hands with him, force him to hold hands with your boyfriend
>>689539240
>>689539511
underrated
czehd
>>689539240
>>689539240
>>689539240
1. Stop trying to make other's lives a hell and get one of your own
2. the alternate option, kill yourself
saging this shit
>>689539240
I know this is bait, (pic stolen from the net while you insist the bitch in the pic is you) but I still hope you get sodomized by a pack of AIDS infected hobos who jizz on all your hopes and dreams as well as inside your ass. If it were up to me, I'd hack off your arms, legs and tongue and use you as a breeding sow for the rest of your UNnatural life.
Cunt.
Until "she" posts a timestamped picture, abandon thread.
There is literally nothing here of value, and continuing to respond just feeds OP.
>>689539240
I hope a pack of niggers rape you to death, you mischievous shitcunt
I'll give you the ultimate advice, but only if you show tits first.
Hey dumb cunt...men.are the cuckold. We decide when we want to be cuckd. Your friend is just a pussy who wants to bang you. You cant cuckold those you arent already fucking.
>>689541327
She knew. He had a crush on both of us actually (I'm a bi faggot), but neither of liked him like that.
Not that I remember, we went out and were pretty drunk at the time.
>>689539240
step 1. pay for your won shit you stupid dumb bitch. you do realize that most guys on here are in the same situation as him?
>tfw there are male feminists who insist the friend zone is made up by betas who are just trying to take advantage of innocent females for sex
>>689542254
>you mischievous shitcunt
Look, it's not that hard. Tits or GTFO
>>689539240
>cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
twat?
>>689542334
He was very passive-aggressively vocal about it too, kind of uncomfortable.
He was a Virgin and would make half serious jokes about losing his virginity in a three way.
>>689539240
Don't listen to the naysayers OP. Take all the advice you can from this place and have your fun. Come back later with a screenshot of this thread and tell us all how it goes.
>>689539240
Easy. Find a reason to go out with him alone, get drunk as fuck then kiss him.
play it off as a drunk mistake and he's yours for the next 2 years.
>>689539240
sage goes in all fields
>>689539705
Make sure you sage every one
Op is not even female and loves to bait with big ol hooks
>>689539770
This. We have standards, gentlemen
>>689539806
Found the cuck guys
What is wrong with you
>>689539240
Fuck off you fat faggot
>>689539240
>>689539240
It's a good thing someone circled the entire focal point of the image. Never would have seen it, otherwise.
>>689542600
Any holes a goal babe.
Except for that guy.
Not a goal. Definitely not a goal.
>>689540939
>I assure you this isn't bait
>uses an image saved from 4chan without even renaming it
>image has tons of results with GIS
>ignores people calling out recycled image
Yeah, totally not bait guys
>>689542853
>>689542939
>>689542556
>Don't listen to the naysayers OP. Take all the advice you can from this place and have your fun. Come back later with a screenshot of this thread and tell us all how it goes.
You managed to white knight a girl asking how to friend zone somebody. I didn't think it was possible to merge being a cunt and cuck into one sentence but you managed it. The virginity is strong with you.
>>689539240
Even my grand ma can make a better bail and she is dead
>>689539240
Well, youre are young and stupid as fuck. Youre stupid because you havent followed through on your current path and witnessed the outcome. I will not tell you the out come even tho im fairly certain it wont end well for you.
Wisdom comes from lifes lessons. Carry on being just like you are now. Keep this behavior up. I encourage it. Sure people around you will be hurt and youll eventually feel their pains as the social group falls apart.
Just continue and learn. The most important thing is that you learn from the mistakes and grow. Sometimes we revisit the mistakes and make them over and over. I suggest learning the stove tops hot the first time around and not touching it again but some of us just need a good scar to remind us of lifes lessons.
>>689543068
>I didn't think it was possible to merge being a cunt and cuck into one sentence
what do we call such a thing?
Newfag here with a question Why keep posting in a thread after this post >>689539980
proved this is bait?
>>689543553
a faggot
>>689541067
>>689541489
>>689541662
>>689542556
>>689542567
>>689543465
Thanks, I'm learning a lot and writing your suggestions on my diary.
>>689541767
I like this. I'll try this next week and secretly take a photo do my best not to laugh.
>>689539806
It's pretty much in her god damn nature to do this. She's a female. Therefore she's literally retarded.
>>689543661
because people are idiots
>>689539240
Fucking.
Hot.
I want this to happen to me, so bad.
>>689542853
>>689543465
This isn't a philosophy lecture you fucking reject, gtfo.
people falling for the bait rustles my jimmies harder than op
>>689540939
thats not you though.. you're a fat beta
>>689543691
>still carrying on like any of this is real
well at least you've got tenacity, I guess
>>689543691
No tits abandon thread
>>689543799
>replying to copypasta
summer is finally here
>>689543923
>>689539240
I hope you get fucking rekt soon enough op
>>689539240
Maybe lock a chastity device on him so he's even more submissive?
>>689543691
I'm feeling pretty bitter today so I'll give oyu a few lines.
> But I can't talk to him (your BF) about this kind of stuff
> I probably spend more time texting you than him
anything that makes him feel like he's more important to you than your BF. Just weave these into your conversations with him, if you BF is paranoid though you may want to avoid any form of hard evidence. He wont tell your BF anything if you play it right.
>>689543794
>for you
top kek
>>689539240
>>689543068
Lol I can assure you with the utmost confidence that my virginity has long since been lost and for the record I have a gf unlike you beta faggots. Don't ask for pics coz I'm on to all of you. But I like seeing women being heartless skanks, so what? It's not me getting hurt lol.
>>689544203
you're a girl too? or a victim?
>>689544171
Those lights are hollow and don't hurt at all what a pussy webm
>>689543794
ITT: a bunch of cucked beta faggots
>>689540156
The fact that hes this dumb makes me feel even worse for the guy
>>689541067
i would fucking kill u if u did that to me
>>689544400
>Don't ask for pics coz I'm on to all of you.
Blah blah blah, you're an AIDS ridden faggot.
>>689541382
Lel. The same goes for you too.
>>689544400
And probably more than women being heartless skanks, I relish in the destruction of sad, vulnerable souls. Makes me happy. Don't get me wrong, as far as I see it, my life seems pretty good at the moment. Watching other people miserable just gives me a boner.
>>689544645
You maybe, but he's pretty beta.
In highschool he was kind of my little bitch.
God, thus thread is making me realize how horrible of a freind I actually am.
>>689544171
>be in Barcelona
>walking through gothic quarter while bf is busy with something else at hostel
>see kid/teen break one of those on other kid
>turn 360 degrees and go back to hostel
Madrid is a bit comfier, I think.
>>689544529
>>689544400
holy shit the way u talk gives me fucking cancer plz kill ur self with haste
>>689544843
This*
>>689542154
Good. OP deserves a jar in his anus and then it must shatter into pieces.
>>689544761
Where did I say that I'm a grill. I'm a hairy dude man
>>689540414
This has bugged me for years. I see the filename as 1465914172512.jpg. What do you see it called?
>>689539240
0/10 b8
if not disgusting cunt
sage
>>689543661
because b is full of faggots
sage
>>689544400
Obvious bait is obvious n
>>689544887
>360°
Its the same direction you fucking newfag piece of shit
>>689544761
He was quoting op you fucking retard
>>689539240
hey i got an idea tell us where u live so we can help u in person
>>689539240
Sleep with him, capture on vid, upload to xhamster, post link here.
>>689545273
>>689544597
you're dumb. for not seeing this thread is a bait. also not knowing how to reverse search.
>>689539240
But who was camera?
>>689545273
Yes, I continued down the same calle, walking past them, and returned to the hostel.
>>689540439
Sadism. How new and original.
>>689545273
true newfag detected
>>689540939
Well, if you assure me, it must be true.
>>689545273
>Its the same direction
>you fucking newfag
stupid b8
sage
Honestly i couldn't give a fuck about beta males so I wouldnt care if you did that but it doesnt matter because this is bait
>>689543068
C U N T
U
C
K
>>689544994
1457334058717.jpg was uploaded
1465914172512.jpg is what it says if i click on it.
>>689540314
what movie?
>>689539705
Hes going to rape and kill you one day. When that happens your last thought will be regret
Get the fuck out OP, with this shitty bait
>>689539240
>Female here. How do I cuckold my friendzoned male friend even more?
1. you have to be dating/fucking him to cuck him. If he is in the F-zone that deep, it is worse as he never got the pussy.
Take him to the vet and have him put down.
>>689539240
your a horrible person
>>689544899
>u
>plz
>ur
>calls someone else cancer
>>689539240
Invite him out, offer to pick him up. Have your boyfriend meet you at the mall. That way, your friend will get that initial feeling like he's going to be with you by yourself, and he will have no way 'out' since you gave him a ride.
>>689539240
1) Tell me your address
2)Prepare your anus
3)????
4)Profit
btw pic related
>>689539240
your boyfriend looks like an inbred rejected Jonas brother member, and you like the girl from megamind. in conclusion, kill yourself
/thread
>>689546847
Yes.
What's wrong, /b/? Upset by a girl treating a guy like shit the same way you all treat girls? Fucking hypocrites.
>>689539240
The definition of a cuckold is the husband of an adulteress. If you're not married to him then he literally can't be cuckolded. Try learning what words mean before using them.
I just tricked this pathetic man into the friendzone.
I'm a little disappointed at how easy it was. I like a challenge and this one was like putty in my hands. He tried to do the nice guy routine, pretending he didn't want to have sex with me, which really turned me off. Its disingenuous, dishonest and obvious. So I flipped the script on him. If he was going to be fake with me by hiding his true intentions and try to trick me into a relationship, why shouldn't I be fake with him so that I can exploit him for emotional support?
I told him I just wanted to be friends. He said he was fine with that (I still laugh with my girlfriends when I mimic the facial expression he made). Then I waited. After about a two weeks of us talking about my sex life with other men in Facebook chat, I invited him to come over and drink beers with me at my place. I had invited some other guys (who had girlfriends, some of them there, or were genuinely good friends) over and they were already there when he got there. After he arrived, I put on some music and started dancing seductively while constantly staring at him. I ignored the other guys in the room and I treated him like a king. I constantly brought him beers when the one he was drinking was empty. I sat in his lap and touched him a lot. I laughed at all his jokes. Basically, I gave his ego a hand job.
I repeated this process two more times, and by the third, he made a move on me. I shot him down of course, which was the plan all along, feigned surprise at his sexual attraction to me and apologized for giving him mixed signals. He accepted my apology and left.
Now he goes shopping with me, always answers the phone when I need some advice, helps me repair my car, and buys me flowers from time to time. He's a good little beta boy, who knows exactly how to please me. He's my pathetic little emotional tampon.
>>689543791
>I want this to happen to me, so bad.
>>689547144
shut the fuck up, you white night faggot. also take the cock out of your mouth
>>689547443
I would've raped you so bad you wouldn' know what happened.
>>689547443
hey that's some tasty pasta, bro!
>>689539240
i fucking love doing this. are you bi? this is my favorite thing to do.
>get a friendzoned boy friend
>find out who he likes... his current crush, the ex-girlfriend he never got over.
>say to him "You know who I think is really cute? **name of your ex**"
>when he freaks out say "baby! I didn't know this would hurt your feelings! Look, if this makes you feel emotionally bad, I promise I won't do it! Our friendship is more important than sexual needs"
>he will get this tortured look in his face and say "....no.... no you can. i want you to be happy, and i want her to be happy.... but.... this is so painful ): "
>this is my favorite part because i gave him a way out, and he gave himself all that pain. (:
>tell him he's the best friend ever
>tell his ex how much fun it is to tease him
>she's into it too
>now we pretend to be in love to watch him break down
lurking thread for more tips
>>689547502
y u so mad tho
>>689541067
I know that feeling. A buddy of mine seriously pissed me off one day so later that day i talked him into picking up this girl he crushed on for years and bringing her to my house for a party. I fucked her that night and showed him the pics the next day
>>689547502
*knight kek
>>689539240
>>689539240
Post pics of the beta, I want to see what he looks like.
>Hope he rapes and kills you one day for doing that.
You are just one example of the type of people that should not be allowed to reproduce.
>>689539240
tits or get the fuck out
>>689547746
No you wouldn't have. I don't make friends with guys who have the spine necessary to rape.
You clearly are qualified to be my friend.
>>689542831
thank god someone got to it
>>689548768
kek
>>689539705
>Inb4 OP greys murdered in gun masacre
OP is gonna get destroyed by beta cuck fag when he finally snaps
>>689539511
this
>>689548834
Oh yes I can act my way to the way you want me to and then you just wake up naked in some alley 100 miles from your home after being roofied.
>>689539240
Why does your boyfriend resemble the Disney classic character Goofy?
>>689539240
"friend"
>>689540939
hey baby..i love how you are.
now tits with timestamp or gtfo. this is /b not your cunt flapping loose ass bitch party
>>689548834
yeah it's better when you can push them really far, then they snap and kill you first before raping you
>>689549361
not even close.
more like
>push him really far, then they snap and masturbate constantly to cuckold porn and accept their new position
>>689539240
stop saying the word cuckhold you dumb fuckin teenager
it never means what you want it to
>>689539240
1 Tits or gtfo
2 make him suck your boyfriend dick
>>689548488
well excuuuuse me, faggot!
>>689549136
You wish you were the type of guy who had the courage to do that, but you don't. You're too much of a coward.
That's how pathetic you are.
>>689539240
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>689549361
I wouldn't have to worry about that happening with you though. You're too weak.
>>689547774
so mean and so hot
links related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cL1CVRjSvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBDOup-DDRk
>>689539240
Nice bait fag
>>689539240
I seriously hope the guy flips out and painfully and brutally murders you and your bf
>>689539511
\thread
>>689540200
Shut the fuck up you stupid nigger
\Thread. Fucking faggot.
>>689550101
Dubs don't lie. /Thread
this shit is so hot.
sadistic girl are crazy.
i have a sadistic gf now. shes terrible to me. no cuck stuff, although she does constantly tell me she likes other guys etc.
>>689550303
You're a faggot
I love this thread. (:
Why bother trying to cure my sadism?
>>689539240
http://imgur.com/3n8vive
>>689544843
>friend
You were NEVER his friend
>>689550383
>has sex with gf
>is a faggot
>>689539240
If this is not bait you're a sadist normie who should off yourself
>>689550101
>>689550285
Correct
/thread
>>689544843
Actually kill yourself
I can give you plenty of advices. Tits first tough.
>>689547774
Why do you do this? He's just a generally nice guy who put your needs before his.
Oh wait, I forgot it's bait
>>689539240
>>689539705
>>689540439
>>689540939
Any girl that does this is making gods job. Beta cucks have no place in the real world. It's easier for them to die alone or kill themselves than facing their desires.
Fucking pathetic
>>689550707
agreed, do it you cunt
>>689539240
To get him to buy you stuff you're gonna have to show some affection to him then pull it away until he buys what you want. Be nice and kind of flirty then talk about things you want. if he seems like he'll get it take him shopping to buy it, brush his arm and smile when he pays and have your BF show up mid way through. If he's not going for it then stop being nice for a while and do it again until he's conditioned.
>>689539240
Attention seeking whore.
More and more betas should be cuckolded to be kept out of the gene pool.
Just look at all the butthurt in this thread, because betas use /b/.
If seeing or reading about a girl cuckolding loser males then you're probably a loser male.
KYS
Number of your pic: 1465914172512
filename of your pic: 1457334058717
Zero tits to be seen and you beta faggots are in here eating barrels of bait with this many responses.
Mass suicide, go.
>>689539980
>believing someone would actuallly post a picture of themselves on here
>>689539938
This would be cool to watch
>>689550936
because it feels so good to see a guy whose alpha in most aspects in life willingly submit to me?
>>689549529
>>689549673
>>689549745
>>689550303
>no cuck stuff
that she's told you about
>>689539240
I used to be a doormat before I grew some fucking balls. Here's a tip, play hard to get. Talk behind his back too it'll make him feel like he did something wrong.
I would literally kill everybody posting in this fucking thread with a fucking shotgun.
MAD AS FUCK
How can a man be friendzoned but still spend time with her? My response would be "Bitch then fuck off"
>>689550590
faggot =/= homosexual, faggot
>>689551924
>>689551924
you're right.
faggots vote democrat.
>>689539240
Kiss him on the cheek
>>689551908
>literally
>>689539938
>>689551440
I haven't been on /b/ for a while now.
Is this shit serious? Is /b/ gay now? Why not more 'TITS OR GTFO'????
>>689544887
I'm from Barcelona and one friend almost break one of those on my head.
I hope he rapes and kills you, are a parasitic cunt
>>689539240
where are the tits you attention whoring cunt?
let us see those floppy tits
>>689552403
>Is /b/ gay now?
No, /b/ has always been gay
>>689552403
Oh honey, /b/ is far from straight.
>>689539240
just have loud sex while he's in the other room- is this so hard to figure out?
I thought women knew at least this much.
>>689552403
No one wants to see her retarded tits. She just needs to GTFO
also sage
kill yourself tits or gtfo
>>689539240
Your a fucking hero. Anyone who feels sorry for this guy is a faggot. If you cant man up when your carrying shopping for another mans gf then its too fucking late
>>689551452
I don't think he's alpha, I think he's just a growing boy who will eventually use this torment to off himself, you, or a gay nightclub. Or all of the above.
>>689551232
Totally alpha frog poster posts again.
>>689539240
All the anons in this thread claiming to be girls with a sadistic streak are like niggers who gloat against white men, in reality. You get shit on, like the underling of society you are.
>>689553834
it's almost like you're posting in the wrong thread.
>>689554015
Everyone here is posting in the wrong thread. This piece of shit should have 404'd two hours ago.
>>689539511
wups
>>689539240
>Female here.
Busted. Females newer write like that.
>>689540190
Sauce
>>689546012
4chan (the movie)
>my guy friend does my make up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuNmPDZ9Wxg
>>689540939
sauce?
>>689539240
By killing yourself
>>689539240
>File: 1457334058717.jpg (39 KB, 370x432)
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>>689555499
Why does everyone have to yell "bait" non stop. You guys do realize that if someone here is so new that they fell for this post that they are most likely too new to even understand what bait is and you are wasting your time trying to educate them.
Tomorrow a new crop of newfags will show up so just let it be,
>My boyfriend and I are going out and I didn't take a shower, but it's okay because I smell fine right? Smell me
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>>689540939
Sauce?
>>689539240
Why is everyone so mad about it? It is this stupid diots decision. He isn't forced to be a cucked beta faggot.
>>689539240
>female
your just a fat kid with cuck fethis...
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>>689551400
Agreed.
0/10 bait and they still reply...
>>689551452
I hope he murders you
>>689556061
Obvious bait is obvious. Not even worthy of opening my bait folder.
The fuck is this summer cancer. These faggots are acting as if OP's bullshit was real. Get the fuck out of my board.
>>689539240
What kind of cuck bf let's his gf have a cuck?
The girl is the pet. A pet can't have a pet.
>>689556203
I just had fucking flashbacks to those moments kek
I really do hate you sadistic cunts though
>I convinced my guy friend to wear makeup to please me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvoGrBjE49E
>>689557645
We're trying to 404 it faster anon so it can get the fuck off the board
>>689557984
like this
sage in all fields
>>689557846
>>689558241
jebus the cringe is real
21th century women are more manly than men in the 1800's, thank you feminism
>>689557645
its like no one knows how to sage anymore
>>689557846
"Id date you if I were a guy"
>>689539240
you're an awfull person..
>My "best friend" does my makeup because me and my boyfriend are going out on a date. Gotta look presentable in public.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wb2RxXSdZuU
Make him shave your pussy
>>689557846
>Well Kyle actually has hordes of women throwing themselves at his feet with proposals of marriage and eternal love 24/7, so I don't think my "rejection" bugged him too much! Haha But I hope you enjoyed the video otherwise!
>>689558966
so much cringe. those faggots are acting like gay guys, or worse, other women.
it's like they have 0 sex appeal in her eyes, like some asexual blob
>>689539240
you could post tits or gtfo, cunt
>>689539240
Probably bait. But if not kys, you disgusting piece of shit.
Cancer thread but whatever.
Got friendzoned hard when I was 17. Totally head over heels with this bitch, followed her like a lapdog. Used to buy her weed, give her money etc. She fucked at least 3 guys while i was hanging around with her.
It went on and on, then finally I just stopped going around her house. Completely cut her off for like a month.
It was fucking hard, horrible. But I broke my dependence on her. I went around to see her, and she was completely different, friendly but distant. She knew the hold had been broken and she was done with me.
I still bear the shame of being friendzoned like that, but I came away with a little bit of pride.
Years later, that's what stays with me.
>>689539240
Lowtier bait -1/10
part 1
>>689559961
part 2
>>689559663
we all have to make that mistake one day. Blame the media and other mediums of culture that imply we have to act like a beta bitch to win over a grill. It can be quite the epiphany to find out it's the other way around. Buying drinks for grills doesn't work, making them do stuff for you instead works way better
never give: money, housing, drinks, your full commitment.
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>>689560048
disgusting
you know, I've been noticing a trend tho. Many grills and women these days refrain from having a serious bf. Didn't understand it for a while, but then it hit me. It's better to have 20 orbiters who all have different perks instead of getting just one boyfriend. Maximise the effect
>>689539240
you're going to die alone
>>689559663
pics of her?
>>689560340
we all die alone
>>689543905
This is a very astute observation. Boy, it sure is a good thing you are here. If not for your vigilance, we all might have fallen prey to this clever ruse.
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>>689559663
What you described isn't the friendzone, brah. That's called being cucked. You were literally her bitch. Friends don't treat each other that way. There's this thing with you young idiots where you can't relate to a woman in any other manner beyond your expectation that they provide you with their affection, when you're not even man enough to recognize when a woman isn't physically or romantically interested and either choose to accept that and move on, or discover whether she would be a better friend than the object of your desire. A woman knows within a few seconds of seeing or speaking with you whether she wants your cock, whether she's prepared to act on it or not. Thing is dipshit, you can't make someone like you, and pretending to be this girl's friend as a ruse to attempt to change her mind by being her lapdog demonstrated to her the lack of your manhood and she took advantage. Women do this all the time. I remember years ago having a gf with a lapdog BFF who did shit for her hoping she would choose to be with him someday, meanwhile it was my nob she slobbed every night instead if his and I didn't have to give her any of my money bc that's what she had that dipshit for. She was shallow af, but still he let her cuck him like that. You're weak, and it's disgusting really. You deserve what you got, tbh.
>>689540314
sauce
you are just a whore
>>689546012
It's was a really bad television show that got cancelled after one season. The entire cucking is depicted in that clib and there isn't anything else for you to fap to. That's it.
>>689560059
If you are ok with a woman with lower self esteem that shit works because it makes them feel like a princess and you are the only one doing it.
Usually works best on fatties.
>>689547443
Baitus Maximus
>>689539511
>>689561563
Cuck, friendzone, same thing.
It's definitely a young person's thing. Once you get past a certain age. You get wise to it pretty quickly.
>>689539240
This bait is so fucking bad it hurts.
>>689539240
Have him sign off on being a eunuch
Make him both you and your bf literal servant. Then make him vote for trump against his pussy beta male will.
But as a woman you must give full control of said eunuch to your bf
Women should learn their place in society, a place below real men but still above castrated betas
http:// 9gag.com/gag/4737239/a-moment-of-silence-for-our-bros-in-the-friendzone
What the fuck is wrong with you, you can't. Jesus Christ first off don't come to 4chan for this unless you want a lot of replies like this one. Second you should feel ashamed of yourself for doing such a thing. This is why a lot of us hate women, because of cents like you.
Better to end it all now and stop being such a waste of oxygen.
>>689563064
>unless you want a lot of replies like this one
>>689540190
Sauce pls
>>689539598
If dubs do this
>>689539240
i hope you die from cancer
>>689540200
Get the fuck out kid, this is 4chan, if that anon wants to /thread his own post he can.
/Thread
>>689564248
I can't see any difference
>>689539240
Do you even know what the word "cuckold" means? Because it doesn't mean general emasculation. You cuckold your significant other by cheating on him. You don't cuckold a pussy friend.
>>689539511
Savage
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